VOID - Melanie Martinez

I’m free, I’m free, no longer held back,
From all the fears, no more turning back.
Found my way out, with hope as my guide,
I’m breathing in life, feeling alive.
I’m free, I’m free, stepping into the sun,
A journey began, my race to be won.
There is no void inside, just joy and pride—
I’m finally free, no place to hide.

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Transcript

00:01:13.23
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, they make you want to chop up pop stars and reanimate them like Frankenstein's monster.

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gav
Hmm.

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Jasmin
Is that what it's about?

00:01:24.77
Bevo
He's saying like, like the, um, the nose of Michael Jackson and, uh, and that's about it.

00:01:26.06
Chibbs
What?

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gav
Frank and Zappa's monster.

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Chibbs
The song?

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Jasmin
Yeah.

00:01:31.36
gav
Actually, everything of Michael Jackson.

00:01:32.05
Bevo
That's about it. Really?

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gav
Michael Jackson was this.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah, and everything in Michael Jackson except his pinky toe.

00:01:33.77
Bevo
The eyes of Michael Jackson.

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gav
but

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Chibbs
We're going to take the pinky toe of Harambe. but

00:01:39.83
gav
Oh, man, I wonder if they, do you reckon they skinned Harambe? Because imagine how much you could get Harambe's, like, imagine how much that would fetch an option.

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Chibbs
Do you think a Chinese businessman has Harambe's skin as a rug?

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gav
ah reckon I reckon so. I mean, if he doesn't, I'd be pretty disappointed.

00:01:57.10
Chibbs
Yeah, wastes of a life.

00:01:57.27
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Like, what did he die for if not to be walked over by a Chinese businessman?

00:01:59.17
Bevo
May he rest in peace.

00:02:03.72
Chibbs
It's true. Well, that's what all gorillas are born to do.

00:02:07.26
gav
Yeah. No, i I feel like that's the case. I mean, the silverback makes a fantastic rug.

00:02:09.79
Jasmin
affecting out Respecting Respecting it's life by...

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Chibbs
Yeah.

00:02:12.35
Bevo
I'm going to talk about the theme song real quick before we move on.

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gav
That's all there is to it.

00:02:14.72
Bevo
Sorry, Jazz.

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Jasmin
No, no, you're right.

00:02:16.09
Bevo
I feel like the moment's going to be lost, but the very first chord sounds like a real honky tonk piano.

00:02:15.83
Jasmin
Go ahead. Yeah.

00:02:21.75
Bevo
And then it's like, no, no, just normal piano. Straight after that. It bothers me every time.

00:02:26.09
Chibbs
Southern, he's just fucking around too much.

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Bevo
Southern. What's going on, mate?

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gav
He's just trying to yeah, he's trying to fuck with y'all He is he is that where is he

00:02:29.03
Chibbs
yeah yeah He's a real piece of shit, that guy. Speaking of pieces of shit.

00:02:37.69
Chibbs
What are you doing? Void by Melanie Martinez.

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gav
Jesus, why is it still going?

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gav
What are we doing here?

00:03:20.60
Bevo
Anytime now.

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gav
ah don't Don't do this. Don't do this. Oh, fuck me.

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gav
ah

00:03:29.16
Bevo
Good, good fade out there.

00:03:31.39
gav
This is not the clunkiest episode we've ever done.

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Chibbs
yeah I mean, I don't want to say I'm slipping or careless.

00:03:37.52
gav
um

00:03:38.60
Bevo
But who am I and where, what is this?

00:03:38.30
Jasmin
Thank you.

00:03:39.28
gav
ah

00:03:40.51
Chibbs
yeah

00:03:40.80
gav
I think you were slipping when you mispronounced Martinez, probably the one of the most common surnames on Earth.

00:03:44.92
Chibbs
What did I say?

00:03:45.98
gav
You said Martinez, like, but Martinez, like, you said it weirdly.

00:03:48.82
Bevo
a Cheap guitar brand.

00:03:52.45
Chibbs
That's what it says!

00:03:53.19
gav
You you were like, Martinez? Like, like it had a hyphen in there somewhere. I don't know.

00:03:58.17
Chibbs
I was fighting my racial undertakes.

00:04:01.29
gav
ah

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Chibbs
If I should roll my arse.

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gav
Oh my God. Martinez.

00:04:06.94
Bevo
Martinez.

00:04:08.62
Chibbs
Like Speedy Gonzales. My favourite Spaniard.

00:04:12.32
Bevo
We don't talk about him anymore.

00:04:14.30
gav
But that's the thing didn't they like try and cancel Speedy Gonzales and the Latinx community were like They were like, yeah, what the fuck are you doing?

00:04:17.20
Chibbs
What? Because he was so far. He used to.

00:04:18.79
Bevo
Yeah. And the Mexicans were like, no, we love him.

00:04:18.98
Chibbs
He used to be fucking quick. It's too quick to cancel him. Can't cancel him.

00:04:22.71
gav
Yeah, they were like don't yeah, don't cancel that one fucking guy.

00:04:23.84
Bevo
I think more offensive, I'm more offended by Slowpoke Rodriguez, the other guy.

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gav
ah Oh God damn it. Who's here Chibs?

00:04:34.48
Chibbs
ah

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Chibbs
We have.

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gav
yeah hu He just waits for me to sip my beer and then push that button you fuck.

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Chibbs
We have.

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Chibbs
I guarantee.

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gav
Yeah, what's up?

00:04:46.50
Chibbs
It's up.

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gav
He's got beer coming out of his fucking nose.

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Chibbs
You love it. Trusty Beverage.

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gav
ah

00:04:50.44
Bevo
Yep.

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Chibbs
And Jazz is here.

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Jasmin
Hello, I'm back. I got invited.

00:04:54.70
Chibbs
Yay!

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gav
Hey, hooray!

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Jasmin
I'm not defending. I'm not defending all women this time.

00:04:57.42
Chibbs
It's a woman's world!

00:04:59.42
Jasmin
No, I'm ready to rag on women just like everybody else.

00:05:00.34
gav
ah

00:05:03.67
Bevo
We got lots of complaints about that one. So she's back to defend herself.

00:05:07.24
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:05:08.76
Bevo
You might want to turn yourself up a bit jazz. I don't know.

00:05:10.65
gav
Actually, yeah, do you have some, do you have, um, do you have fucking, what's the word?

00:05:11.35
Bevo
You won't be heard otherwise. I feel.

00:05:14.24
Chibbs
Oh, that whale there.

00:05:16.20
gav
get

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Chibbs
See the whale on it? wheel that clockwise a bit yeah yeah that's good that's good hey great great yeah yeah good wheeling yeah yeah like a DJ that's how good that yeah

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gav
Oh my God.

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Jasmin
I'm going to do it so far and then start talking.

00:05:27.30
Bevo
Oh, there we go.

00:05:27.46
Jasmin
yeah That's it.

00:05:27.96
Bevo
That's good. Yep.

00:05:28.66
gav
That's actually great.

00:05:28.38
Jasmin
That's it. Okay.

00:05:29.65
gav
Yeah. Well done. Nailed it.

00:05:31.59
Bevo
Bit mixing there.

00:05:32.53
Jasmin
Good wheeling.

00:05:32.97
gav
Yeah. Good wheeling. Yeah. Fuck it. The number of guests that we've had on this podcast. Fucking Jesus, just...

00:05:41.14
Bevo
It's such a shaky start that it's only going to be good from here soon.

00:05:43.91
Chibbs
Nah, it's good.

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gav
Oh my god.

00:05:44.55
Chibbs
It's good. It's a void. There's nothing in the void. I don't want to worry about it.

00:05:47.81
gav
ah

00:05:48.27
Bevo
We found that.

00:05:48.45
Chibbs
And I tell you what, I don't know. I'm getting into production too early here, but is this the worst diction we have ever picked up on a song?

00:05:58.10
Bevo
Sounds like Sylvester the cat actually speaking of just loony tunes.

00:06:01.00
gav
hu

00:06:01.63
Chibbs
but We've really gone down on Looney Tunes. Rabbit Hole early here. Bugs Bunny Hole.

00:06:07.35
Bevo
Have you got any little clips of it or is it just that long form?

00:06:10.23
Chibbs
No, I tried. So I normally go through and I can sort of go, okay, here's a little section that I can cut out, but there is no gap in between.

00:06:18.73
Bevo
Yeah. no no edit can you just play a bit of it again and then just cut it cut it hard for me oh there it is yeah yeah okay

00:06:22.19
Chibbs
Like there's no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all so it's saro saran that's her um yeah.

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Jasmin
Ha ha!

00:06:26.73
gav
Hahaha, fuck me.

00:06:26.77
Jasmin
Ha ha!

00:06:28.69
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:06:35.73
Bevo
all right i forgot to pick up my retainer i forgot to check out my retainer i

00:06:37.43
Chibbs
What did she say? I mean, we're going to read the lyrics, but it was. It was like.

00:06:42.20
Jasmin
The new game is is she drunk or does she have a serious lisp?

00:06:45.60
Chibbs
Speech impediment or inebriated.

00:06:45.83
Bevo
think it's the

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gav
Yeah.

00:06:47.30
Jasmin
Or drunk, yeah.

00:06:48.80
Chibbs
This is this is a new game.

00:06:48.83
gav
Hahaha.

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Jasmin
ah

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Chibbs
It's it's honestly just like, if you know, you What is it? Is it the Spanish thing?

00:07:02.44
Chibbs
Hey.

00:07:03.84
Bevo
Look, Miles is here. Say hello.

00:07:04.68
Chibbs
It's another A.

00:07:04.95
gav
Oh, Miles in the house.

00:07:05.63
Bevo
Hi. You're talking about a song.

00:07:08.35
Chibbs
Yeah, what does A think about Void by Melanie Martinez?

00:07:11.49
Bevo
What do you think about void by Millie Martinez? Don't know.

00:07:17.90
Chibbs
That was clearer than her though.

00:07:18.14
Bevo
yeah

00:07:19.49
gav
Yeah, genuinely, that's maybe Miles should take up a musical career.

00:07:21.11
Bevo
He can't hear you guys.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it could be a pop star. um Well, I have no idea what it's about because I have listened to the song, but I couldn't pick up. I'm sure she said void in there sometime, but she could have been saying, roid, hemorrhoid, droid.

00:07:39.22
gav
steroid yeah yeah i've i've i've heard it through twice and um i've yeah i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell you one line of the song couldn't tell you one line okay

00:07:40.77
Chibbs
I don't, yeah.

00:07:41.28
Bevo
paranoid.

00:07:44.99
Chibbs
You don't know? Couldn't it tell you what it's about? See, I think s Sabrina Carpenter is a stupid, stupid bitch, but I understand what her songs are about.

00:07:52.52
Jasmin
I know.

00:07:57.19
gav
fair

00:07:57.98
Chibbs
Yeah?

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gav
um

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Chibbs
I don't know what this is about at all.

00:07:59.76
gav
Yeah. Yeah, no, that's fair. I'd like to point out that I think regardless of whether you think Sabrina Carpenter's a stupid bitch or not, she's probably smarter than you.

00:08:11.47
Chibbs
Yes.

00:08:12.30
gav
Cool. Just checking that we're all on the same page.

00:08:12.95
Chibbs
Well, that's not a measuring, that's not the measuring stick, is it? Like, that's not how it...

00:08:16.06
gav
I mean, it is for me, me personally. I like to gauge like my perception of people.

00:08:20.85
Chibbs
Based on my intelligence or Sabrina Carpenter's?

00:08:24.87
gav
Yours, obviously. I'm like, where do they rank on the chibs to and like, you know what I mean?

00:08:28.36
Chibbs
Are they smarter or stupider than Chibs?

00:08:30.91
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:08:32.47
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

00:08:33.35
gav
Have you ever heard that thing where it's like 50% of the world is dumber than the person of average intelligence?

00:08:36.91
Bevo
average person. Yeah, that's um George Carlin.

00:08:39.71
gav
Yeah, that's a great quote.

00:08:39.95
Bevo
He says, thinking about how dumb the average person is and then recognize that other people are dumber than that.

00:08:40.75
gav
And I feel like, yous you you are my benchmark average person. Everyone is based off you.

00:08:47.41
Chibbs
Oh, I appreciate that.

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Jasmin
He's above average, I tested that man. He's a very clever man.

00:08:52.91
Chibbs
Yeah, Jazz did, them she's like, she's, no, Jazz was convinced that I must be, um basically, yeah.

00:08:53.79
gav
Above average in which department, Jazz?

00:08:53.90
Jasmin
yeah ha

00:08:59.37
gav
On the spectrum.

00:08:59.95
Bevo
Savant.

00:09:02.03
Chibbs
No, yeah, yeah. It's like, I think this guy's like retarded. I'm gonna check, I'm gonna check.

00:09:05.91
Jasmin
ah Clever than me.

00:09:06.98
Bevo
What's the diagnoses?

00:09:08.58
Chibbs
Yeah, what was it?

00:09:11.82
Jasmin
Very offensive.

00:09:12.40
gav
ever

00:09:12.90
Jasmin
i've thought of I thought about covering up the results.

00:09:13.31
gav
Which, um, what are we, what are we, what are we measuring against?

00:09:13.32
Bevo
Man, ocean, chair.

00:09:15.97
Jasmin
yeah

00:09:18.19
gav
Was this an IQ test or like as a, or like a, one of those ones where it's like, does he actually have some sort of mental defense?

00:09:24.23
Bevo
I put a giant mousetrap in the kitchen.

00:09:27.91
Chibbs
yeah It was like so it was the it was saw to She had a she had that metal helmet strapped to me and it was gonna rip my jaws open if I didn't hit the key Exit

00:09:32.76
Jasmin
yeah yeah

00:09:36.39
Bevo
if

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Jasmin
ah

00:09:38.83
gav
And you had to dip your hands in acid.

00:09:39.14
Jasmin
ha

00:09:42.15
gav
Fuck.

00:09:42.88
Bevo
Put a mirror in the room and see if he recognizes himself.

00:09:43.07
gav
um ah He just runs at it, runs at it like a gorilla that comes across their reflection in the forest.

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Jasmin
ha

00:09:46.77
Chibbs
with my be

00:09:48.74
Jasmin
ah Yeah, but he learned, he learned on the third time, so he's pretty clever.

00:09:51.24
Chibbs
Run it. Yeah, yeah.

00:09:53.49
gav
but not That's quicker than I would have, so fair play.

00:09:53.52
Bevo
yeah

00:09:54.93
Chibbs
Run it at it like I run it an eight year old child that's jumped into my enclosure.

00:10:01.74
gav
um where's Where's Mad Dog? Where's Mad Dog?

00:10:04.08
Chibbs
Oh, he died. He died.

00:10:05.84
gav
Oh, he's dead.

00:10:06.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:06.86
gav
That makes sense.

00:10:07.46
Chibbs
What? Dead or arrested?

00:10:07.70
gav
I thought he might be

00:10:08.64
Chibbs
I don't know. He's in Southeast Asia. And I know when he got on the plane, he had heaps of heroin in his ass.

00:10:14.71
gav
Yeah.

00:10:15.55
Chibbs
So we'll find out if he got across the border.

00:10:16.79
gav
Yeah. Yeah. I hope only one of the little condoms full of um fucking horse burst.

00:10:19.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:25.11
Chibbs
You don't want to, you don't want a full split. You just want to slow like yeah he also wrote ke a Academy.

00:10:28.25
gav
A little, just to keep it rolling for the whole, yeah, he was raw dog on the flight, cause he just was dosed to the eyeballs on fucking China white.

00:10:34.60
Jasmin
Oh my God, Chibs, you put pin pricks in it, haven't you? You're like, little present for your brother.

00:10:38.79
Chibbs
Yeah, but I waited.

00:10:39.52
gav
yeah

00:10:40.07
Chibbs
I waited until he already put it in his ass and then I pinpricked him.

00:10:40.39
gav
ah Jim puts pinpricks in all of these condoms.

00:10:43.97
Jasmin
Yeah, yeah.

00:10:46.30
Chibbs
then

00:10:46.56
gav
ah

00:10:47.54
Chibbs
Okay.

00:10:47.68
gav
Not with a pin though.

00:10:49.61
Chibbs
No void by Melanie Martinez.

00:10:52.14
gav
Okay, fuck. This has been a long time coming.

00:10:53.57
Chibbs
Remember?

00:10:53.89
gav
Let's get it.

00:10:54.66
Chibbs
Okay.

00:10:54.68
gav
Let's get it.

00:10:55.73
Chibbs
Intro. In the void, in the void, in the void, in the void, in the void, in the void, in the void, in the void.

00:10:57.32
Jasmin
Sorry, where?

00:10:58.83
gav
That's totally, it sounds like the start of a sea shanty. If you replaced void with navy there, I think it's like,

00:11:02.43
Jasmin
sorry way

00:11:03.76
Chibbs
The void.

00:11:04.82
Jasmin
Oh, in the void.

00:11:05.37
gav
that totally it sounds like the start of a seai

00:11:06.02
Chibbs
ah yeah yeah and And in it, ah to be exact.

00:11:07.14
Jasmin
Just checking. a

00:11:11.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:11:11.57
gav
if you're placed void with navy there i think

00:11:11.60
Bevo
Ha ha ha!

00:11:14.80
gav
like

00:11:15.89
Chibbs
Now that's a hit.

00:11:16.46
gav
yeah

00:11:16.66
Jasmin
yeah ha

00:11:17.87
gav
yeah yeah yeah

00:11:18.04
Jasmin
but

00:11:18.83
Chibbs
Dress up like an Indian and a cop.

00:11:22.40
gav
ah

00:11:24.71
Chibbs
Explain to me, void is just a empty space.

00:11:29.10
gav
Yeah, lack of, lack of, yeah, meta, I guess.

00:11:29.13
Bevo
Yeah, nothing.

00:11:32.66
Chibbs
Okay, because I always think of like the void of space. When I think of void, I don't think of a void on Earth. I feel like there's enough things around.

00:11:39.76
Bevo
Let me give you the real definition here.

00:11:42.47
gav
It's like a gap, like an empty space.

00:11:42.80
Bevo
A completely empty space.

00:11:46.17
Chibbs
completely empty.

00:11:46.25
gav
Yeah.

00:11:50.27
Bevo
Just like this.

00:11:50.30
gav
Yeah.

00:11:50.31
Chibbs
No air particles.

00:11:50.75
Bevo
Just like this then and but just like that.

00:11:50.89
Jasmin
Oh, inside.

00:11:52.05
gav
yeah just like Just like that one second of time there.

00:11:54.66
Bevo
Yeah.

00:11:54.84
Chibbs
Yeah, that like empty like that radio silence.

00:11:55.06
Jasmin
well

00:11:57.87
gav
but

00:11:57.95
Bevo
yeah

00:11:57.66
Jasmin
ah I was trying to think of the joke like the inside of my skull, but because it's so empty, it was just taking me a really long time to think of it and get it out.

00:12:02.56
Bevo
jesus

00:12:03.63
gav
yeah ah

00:12:04.42
Chibbs
It's so empty. It's like, this is, this is

00:12:06.46
gav
and as if And as if to prove your point, you couldn't think of it.

00:12:08.39
Bevo
Is that metal thing for digging food?

00:12:17.96
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:12:18.59
Chibbs
All right, verse one, verse one.

00:12:19.66
gav
That's good. That's good.

00:12:22.20
Chibbs
Start thinking of something good for the end of this verse, Jess.

00:12:24.82
Bevo
Yeah, it's time now.

00:12:24.94
Chibbs
You can start me up. next

00:12:28.59
gav
Briefless. Fuck me. Whew!

00:12:30.53
Chibbs
It says, baby, I'm spinning around the corner. I'm tasting kinda lonely. And my mind wants to control me. Ee, ee, ee, empty. There's rotten things left in me, injected by society. No one here but me to judge me.

00:12:53.02
Jasmin
Ha ha ha ha. Oh, we've all had rotten things left in us. That's nothing out of there you don't need to be concerned about that.

00:12:56.70
Bevo
Oh.

00:12:56.93
gav
ah After a big weekend at the Grand.

00:12:57.63
Bevo
Oh.

00:12:58.92
Jasmin
you know

00:12:59.26
Bevo
Go on.

00:13:01.84
Chibbs
Like Mad Dog's got rotten things in him right now.

00:13:02.10
gav
um

00:13:04.53
Jasmin
ah but

00:13:05.17
gav
ah um

00:13:07.23
Bevo
I like, I like the idea of spinning around the corner, like a Tasmanian devil. There it is.

00:13:11.94
gav
ah

00:13:12.77
Bevo
If someone else.

00:13:15.41
gav
I'd like to know, she's saying it like it's a bad thing that her mind wants to control her. I'd like to know what her preferred, you know, other option is. Yeah.

00:13:23.29
Chibbs
It's a zombie controlled by its mind or something else.

00:13:27.91
gav
by its inane thirst for blood and brains?

00:13:30.96
Bevo
Yeah. Brains.

00:13:31.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:32.01
Bevo
Yeah.

00:13:32.37
gav
Yeah.

00:13:32.74
Bevo
Maybe she's like the, um,

00:13:33.31
gav
Why just brains? do Okay, hang on. Do we reckon... Do we reckon brains act... Has anyone here eaten brain? Do you reckon it tastes good?

00:13:41.57
Chibbs
No, I've seen...

00:13:41.87
Bevo
I was fed lamb's brains when I was a baby.

00:13:42.74
Jasmin
I've had an octopus brain.

00:13:43.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:44.97
gav
Octopus brain? That's...

00:13:45.83
Chibbs
Oh, that's the work? Why would you eat an octopus brain?

00:13:47.61
gav
Yeah, those those guys know what's going on.

00:13:49.07
Chibbs
That's like the smartest creature on earth.

00:13:51.07
gav
Yeah, that's...

00:13:51.01
Jasmin
I don't talk about it.

00:13:51.59
Chibbs
You're a vegetarian!

00:13:51.69
Jasmin
My dad gave it to me.

00:13:52.70
Chibbs
in

00:13:52.57
Jasmin
I don't want to talk about it. I was young. I don't want to talk about it.

00:13:55.31
gav
ah

00:13:55.50
Jasmin
I do know I talk about this.

00:13:57.04
gav
i I stared into the octopus's eyes as its lights went out.

00:13:59.95
Chibbs
That is so, that is horrible.

00:14:00.45
Bevo
I stayed into the void and the void stayed back.

00:14:01.00
gav
It was like, cut open its forehead.

00:14:04.27
Jasmin
It

00:14:04.98
Chibbs
Well, hey, I don't care that, but a pig is, on actually pigs are meant to be spider. Cows are dumb, dumb as fuck cows.

00:14:12.69
gav
Yeah, cows are dumb. Yep.

00:14:14.41
Chibbs
Yeah, but you won't eat one of them. An octopus, the smartest creature, no one, the main horn.

00:14:18.56
Jasmin
I wasn't vegetarian when I was five.

00:14:18.92
gav
Oh, to be honest, if someone said to me, you've got to eat a bit of human brain or a bit of an octopus brain, i'd I'd be flipping a coin.

00:14:27.72
Jasmin
I didn't know what it was at the time. I don't want to talk about it.

00:14:30.63
gav
I can't believe you've done this Jazzy fucking animal.

00:14:32.03
Chibbs
You brought it up.

00:14:34.32
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:14:35.31
Chibbs
Let's go back to spinning.

00:14:41.27
Chibbs
It'd be dangerous to spin around a corner.

00:14:44.13
gav
Yeah, it's not good. It's not good.

00:14:45.85
Chibbs
Could be.

00:14:46.21
Bevo
<unk> go i like a

00:14:46.74
Jasmin
My kids do it at the supermarket.

00:14:49.35
gav
Ah, i've I reckon I'm probably running to your kids at the Super Bowl.

00:14:49.14
Jasmin
Confirmed it is dangerous. Yes.

00:14:50.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:51.09
Jasmin
You'll get hit in the head.

00:14:52.78
gav
I feel like every weekend where I'm at the shopping center, I'm running to some fucking kid.

00:14:52.66
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:14:56.41
Chibbs
It's spinning.

00:14:56.23
Jasmin
Yeah. Yeah. They're my kids.

00:14:57.54
gav
Come rip, spit it around the corner of the fucking biscuit aisle like they've already fucking had an half a dozen of them.

00:14:59.47
Jasmin
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:15:02.68
Jasmin
Yeah. And they've got things in their hands that I've told them not to pick up. They picked them up anyway.

00:15:08.07
gav
That's dope.

00:15:07.91
Jasmin
Yeah. Those those are my kids.

00:15:08.82
gav
I respect that.

00:15:09.59
Jasmin
Yeah. Okay.

00:15:10.66
gav
Are they, are we talking like a, we're not talking to momm a mom and dad grocery store here, we're talking like Woolies or Coles, right?

00:15:15.42
Jasmin
Oh yeah, big, big profits.

00:15:16.73
Chibbs
It's not P and&J mixed business.

00:15:17.67
Jasmin
I don't feel bad when they drop things.

00:15:18.58
gav
Yeah, no, no, do you do you use your kids to do you use your kids to steal shit? Because I've started doing that. I'm like, Vinny's in the trolley. I'm like, yeah, just just hold on to this expensive item and like, pretend that like he's one of those kids where if he gets it, he'll cry if you take it off him.

00:15:34.01
Chibbs
Bottle of Hennessy.

00:15:34.11
gav
And it's like he's holding it when we get to the checkout. I scan everything else. I'm like, oh, I can't take that off him. And I just don't really talk about it.

00:15:40.78
Jasmin
um

00:15:41.16
gav
Then I walk out of the fucking shopping center.

00:15:42.47
Chibbs
Taking them down.

00:15:42.94
Jasmin
Look, I don't, but I've watched other people get their prams checked, but then nobody checks my pram. And I'm like, that's right.

00:15:48.32
Bevo
Mm hmm.

00:15:48.90
Jasmin
Honest face. Old, honest jazz over here. Nobody checks my pram, but I could be stealing.

00:15:54.09
gav
See the problem, I think working in retail taught me that stealing shit in a retail environment is all about being as overt as pot.

00:15:54.19
Jasmin
I could be stealing so much.

00:16:03.31
gav
Like you could basically walk up to someone that's working there and be like, I'm stealing this. And they're like, he obviously isn't.

00:16:08.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:08.91
gav
But you can spot someone, you can spot someone that's trying to steal something covertly from a fucking mile away.

00:16:13.29
Jasmin
So you're hiding it in plain sight.

00:16:14.94
gav
Like I got, yeah.

00:16:15.08
Bevo
It's like that old, that old thing where you walk in somewhere with a ladder and you can pretty much go anywhere because you've got a ladder and everyone's like, Oh.

00:16:19.27
gav
Oh, a hundred percent. Harvey's got a great story. Our mate Harvey's got a great story about so one of his um family friends stealing a huge sign from, I think it was, was it in a Central Station in Sydney?

00:16:30.22
gav
I think it was. He had like, there was a massive sign that he won like a big old metal sign and he wanted it. And he walked in there in high vis with a fucking spanner and stole it in the middle of the day.

00:16:40.63
Chibbs
but Yeah.

00:16:40.89
gav
And just like confidence and no one said a fucking word.

00:16:43.10
Bevo
Yeah, that's, that's because.

00:16:43.77
Jasmin
Your friends are criminals, my God.

00:16:46.23
gav
yeah yeah Yes!

00:16:46.46
Chibbs
Well, they're British.

00:16:48.08
Jasmin
Oh.

00:16:50.70
gav
Oh man, quality though, quality.

00:16:51.69
Bevo
Um, I want to say, I want to talk about, um, what is tasting kind of lonely tastes like Mountain Dew Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

00:17:00.47
Chibbs
Yeah, what's the...

00:17:01.84
Jasmin
Again, I don't want to talk about it.

00:17:04.15
gav
ah ah

00:17:06.97
Chibbs
Yeah, that's what lonely.

00:17:07.33
gav
ah

00:17:08.09
Chibbs
Yeah, lonely. I think you're onto something there, baby. You fucking hate all this stuff all the time.

00:17:12.78
Bevo
I've just, I don't know.

00:17:13.14
gav
Yeah, you do.

00:17:13.21
Chibbs
That is what loneliness tastes like.

00:17:14.14
Jasmin
but

00:17:16.21
Chibbs
What the fuck is Mountain Dew? I had this conversation with my kids last week where they're like, can we get Mountain Dew? I'm like, I don't know what that is.

00:17:22.64
gav
Mountain Jew?

00:17:22.74
Bevo
miss

00:17:22.81
Chibbs
Like, to be fair, I don't know what any soft drink is.

00:17:22.53
Jasmin
i so

00:17:25.16
Chibbs
Like, what's Coke? I've no idea, but I know that's the Mountain Dew is...

00:17:27.84
Bevo
Yes.

00:17:27.98
gav
Surely that's... Bevo probably knows. Mountain Jew is probably like a Jewish person that's in the in in in a tall, in um in a mountainous area, somewhere in...

00:17:30.13
Chibbs
What is it?

00:17:36.26
gav
I'm going, yeah, Austrian, an Austrian Jew, perhaps?

00:17:36.35
Chibbs
Austria.

00:17:39.18
Bevo
now Yeah.

00:17:39.03
Jasmin
Is that right there though? Is that what it is?

00:17:40.55
gav
Mountain Jew?

00:17:40.61
Bevo
Um.

00:17:43.30
Bevo
Um.

00:17:44.42
gav
Is that what we're talking...

00:17:46.59
Jasmin
We all want to know that though.

00:17:47.04
gav
And that, my friends, is a void.

00:17:47.90
Bevo
Sorry.

00:17:51.33
gav
boy faith

00:17:54.86
Bevo
i'm panicking

00:17:55.18
Chibbs
You remember, he let he went to Queensland. It's the land of no Jews.

00:17:59.83
gav
yeah of a good um yeah

00:18:02.34
Chibbs
No mountains, no Jews. he does it They don't sell that shit up there.

00:18:06.44
gav
um yeah what What do we think the rotten things that have been left in them that we're in, what what's been injected by society? I reckon I know what Chibz's guess is on this.

00:18:15.65
Chibbs
was spin injected by something rotten.

00:18:17.25
gav
Yeah.

00:18:19.70
gav
that society is injected in it. Do you think it might be the COVID vaccine chip?

00:18:23.23
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

00:18:24.87
Bevo
Carry on, pre-chorus.

00:18:25.98
Chibbs
Yes.

00:18:26.20
Jasmin
Oh God, I started.

00:18:26.66
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:18:27.38
gav
but I genuinely, i was I was looking at Bevo as I said that I was like, I'm going to just prod the bear a little bit further.

00:18:27.79
Bevo
There was a more recent one just just last week.

00:18:28.24
Chibbs
yeah

00:18:31.24
Chibbs
hey It's the greatest, greatest scam that's ever been pulled on me manually.

00:18:40.38
Chibbs
The red wave.

00:18:40.44
Bevo
anyway yeah

00:18:43.26
gav
yeah Oh fuck.

00:18:45.91
Chibbs
yeah yeah all right that's a pretty yeah you're having a good time gavin pre pre chorus pipe down with the noise they want to start see a real strong start that's such a fucking crazy thing to put into any song

00:18:47.06
gav
This is good episode. I've had a... I'm having a great fucking time.

00:18:54.92
Jasmin
that

00:19:03.08
Bevo
Pipe down!

00:19:04.29
Chibbs
and Pipe down with the noise.

00:19:07.12
gav
Oh my god.

00:19:07.68
Chibbs
I cannot bear my sorrow. I hate who I was before. I fear I won't live to see the day tomorrow. Someone tell me if this is hell.

00:19:18.65
gav
fucking hell yeah what are we yeah what are we upset about um i'm not sure what's going on here you say

00:19:18.97
Chibbs
So dramatic.

00:19:23.64
Chibbs
What fuck is this song about?

00:19:29.78
Chibbs
I mean, she did that. She, she, she was falsely, uh, you know, convinced to have some sort of experimental vaccine that's probably giving her heart disease. But, um, other than that, other than that, there's a lot of, she's, she wants the noise to stop. Um, so that she can die.

00:19:49.50
gav
Um, I want to say there's, there's genius annotations. This, this is, this is how you know the song is a bit batshit.

00:19:54.45
Chibbs
ah You need this.

00:19:55.53
gav
and You don't know what the fuck is going on. Almost every single line of this song is annotated.

00:19:59.56
Chibbs
Is annotated?

00:20:01.22
Bevo
Hm.

00:20:01.49
Chibbs
Okay.

00:20:02.30
gav
This particular line is annotated. Pipe down with the noise. I cannot bear my sorrow. The annotation reads pipe down is a phrase meaning to request quiet or less formally for someone to shut up.

00:20:14.91
Bevo
Pipe down. Oh, we got to start using pipe down a bit more.

00:20:15.46
Jasmin
ah Ha,

00:20:17.32
gav
Pipe down is good.

00:20:17.75
Bevo
Everyone pipe down.

00:20:19.59
gav
Pipe down, Chachi!

00:20:20.72
Bevo
Pipe that mouth of yours down.

00:20:23.56
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, good piping down.

00:20:24.41
gav
It's good. It's good.

00:20:26.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:27.54
Bevo
pipe down, get your pipe and put it down.

00:20:28.28
Chibbs
Uh, got piped down.

00:20:31.12
gav
Oh, that is... Getting piped down has definitely got a different connotation.

00:20:36.80
Chibbs
It depends how you say it.

00:20:38.48
gav
Yeah, I got piped down on the weekend.

00:20:40.69
Jasmin
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she got popped down before she wrote this song. That would actually make everything make sense.

00:20:46.87
Chibbs
So the injection that she got was um filthy seed.

00:20:49.76
gav
Someone's filthy, filthy semen.

00:20:51.18
Bevo
Maybe it's an instruction for someone to put the crack pipe down.

00:20:51.91
Jasmin
ah

00:20:55.22
Bevo
Come on pipe down.

00:20:55.97
gav
Oh yeah.

00:20:57.04
Chibbs
I was about to smoke it. Someone tell me if this is hell. ah So if you were to enter hell, do you think you would know that you were in hell or you would need to ask someone?

00:21:14.55
gav
or I half the, that's true.

00:21:14.78
Bevo
Depends on your punishment, I think.

00:21:16.61
Chibbs
You reckon hell's different for different people or it's just the same hell?

00:21:18.57
Bevo
It's gotta be, it's gotta be.

00:21:21.47
Chibbs
Why? I thought it's like a South Park sort of style hell where everyone everyone's just there.

00:21:22.71
Bevo
It's eternal.

00:21:25.28
gav
Yeah, I kind of.

00:21:27.31
Bevo
Yeah, a bit like.

00:21:27.33
Chibbs
Like Princess Diana and Tsunami saying.

00:21:28.38
gav
You're, they're always picturing it like ah a 1984 room 101 situation where it's a personalized torture, I'm sure.

00:21:34.91
Bevo
Well, no, okay. So who talks about this? I think it's George Carlin, maybe he's like, where he talks about like, does Hitler, does Hitler get the same hell punishment as the guy that, you know, killed one guy?

00:21:38.98
Chibbs
Jesus.

00:21:40.72
gav
ah Jesus wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.

00:21:41.23
Chibbs
ah wa Whacked off a goat.

00:21:48.82
Bevo
Yeah. Like, are they all getting the pineapple up at the arse or?

00:21:50.35
gav
Oh, am I going to hell for that?

00:21:53.99
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:53.98
Chibbs
Yeah, so, yeah, according to South Park, which is what you should base all things on, yes, they're all in the same hell.

00:21:54.24
gav
A little Mickey reference, nice.

00:21:56.49
Bevo
Yeah.

00:22:01.45
gav
I think so too, yeah.

00:22:02.82
Jasmin
yeah Homer Simpson actually suggests that it's not. He got his hell as eating too many donuts.

00:22:08.12
Bevo
Yeah, so you're like donuts, eh? We'll have all the donuts in the world!

00:22:10.03
Jasmin
but yeah Which is no help for me, that sounds amazing.

00:22:13.94
gav
no

00:22:15.20
Chibbs
It's just like, ow, ow, ow.

00:22:18.71
gav
Maybe, maybe then her hell is that people keep giving her confusing answers. So she's like, someone tell me if this is hell. And it's like, well, it might not be hell.

00:22:28.46
Chibbs
Yeah, but I'd appreciate it if you would pipe down ah with all the hell talk.

00:22:28.84
gav
And she's just like, for fuck sake.

00:22:32.32
gav
Maybe that's why no one's telling her if this is hell or not. Every time someone starts trying, she tells them to pipe down.

00:22:37.69
Chibbs
tell in the po down the air sort will shut up The chorus goes, I gotta to escape that void.

00:22:40.44
gav
Get us with it.

00:22:43.38
Chibbs
There is no other choice, yeah? Try not turn down the voices. The void hates me. Look at the mess I've done.

00:22:54.23
Chibbs
there there There is nowhere to run, yeah? Holding a loaded gun. The void. like a priest behind confession walls i judge myself kneeling on a metal grater bloody like a body that has died and it's myself tangled in my own intestines i gotta escape the void there is no other choice yeah gotta escape the void well i did not see this coming

00:23:23.70
gav
Okay, okay, i'm I'm actually back on board here.

00:23:27.75
Chibbs
Yeah, cow I could see you the light in your eyes.

00:23:28.39
gav
that's it That is a dope chorus, man. I don't give a fuck anymore.

00:23:32.47
Jasmin
What's it about? What's it about?

00:23:34.50
Chibbs
Yeah, what's it about?

00:23:35.23
gav
It's about it's about being in the band Cannibal Corpse, I think.

00:23:35.27
Bevo
It's about the mess she's done.

00:23:39.37
Jasmin
Yes.

00:23:39.77
gav
that's that reads exact I'm pretty sure I can name a Cannibal Corpse song that's very similar to that.

00:23:41.87
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:23:45.00
Chibbs
Yeah, if you could just be like...

00:23:45.10
Jasmin
hu

00:23:47.23
Chibbs
gro vote there a fool daughter dread

00:23:49.27
gav
Yeah. Bloody like a body that has died and it's myself tangled in my own intestines.

00:23:52.06
Chibbs
ah this was

00:23:54.31
gav
That is a fucking good line, man.

00:23:54.98
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:23:55.66
Chibbs
That could have been out of, like, cum blood.

00:23:58.11
gav
Yeah, that's exactly my fucking point.

00:23:59.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23:59.68
Bevo
then That old classic.

00:24:00.07
gav
It is- that is a-

00:24:00.32
Chibbs
yeah what What was your favourite Academy Corp song jazz?

00:24:04.44
Jasmin
I got cranky with Gypsy because I said, who would listen to this disgusting band, Cannonball Corps? He said, I really like him and That's the only argument we've ever had.

00:24:20.64
Jasmin
and

00:24:21.37
Chibbs
It was a point where it's like, it just seemed really upset about it.

00:24:22.24
gav
yeah

00:24:24.86
Chibbs
I'm like, I can't tell if you're joking or you're actually upset about the fact that ah like none of them will cause.

00:24:29.53
gav
ah thought

00:24:32.83
gav
can it record a dope man I don't know what you're talking about.

00:24:32.88
Chibbs
And yeah.

00:24:34.23
Jasmin
It was lucky I was finding out that my beautiful boyfriend was a serial killer.

00:24:35.79
gav
ah

00:24:36.27
Chibbs
Well, like it's a horror movie in music form.

00:24:39.45
Jasmin
He's just awful.

00:24:41.47
Chibbs
I said, you like horror movies. Just think of it. It's like a horror movie, but it's music.

00:24:45.44
gav
Also, Jazz, for the record, the the one but the the person that you most want to be a serial killer is your boyfriend because statistically, I think they're way less likely to murder their partners.

00:24:45.35
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:24:50.85
Jasmin
Oh, they're hiding it from their partners.

00:24:53.44
gav
Usually it's like, look at Bundy. He was with, yeah, exactly.

00:24:56.06
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:24:56.71
Chibbs
But yeah, Bundy.

00:24:57.28
gav
It's like, they never they never kill their partner because then it's like, it's too fucking obvious.

00:24:57.47
Jasmin
I'm safe.

00:25:01.63
gav
It's like, game over.

00:25:02.87
Bevo
Yeah, then you lose your friend, your little friend.

00:25:02.66
Jasmin
Yeah, good luck everybody else.

00:25:03.80
gav
You're like, yeah.

00:25:07.14
Bevo
um I said, let then you lose your little friend as well, which is like, then you who you got nothing.

00:25:07.17
gav
Was that Bevo?

00:25:10.79
gav
Yeah, exactly.

00:25:11.89
Chibbs
No.

00:25:12.70
gav
Yeah.

00:25:13.68
Bevo
Do you guys know that the band Anal Cunt as well?

00:25:16.23
gav
yes

00:25:17.01
Chibbs
ah

00:25:17.74
Bevo
They're like, I feel like they're just offensive, like the most.

00:25:19.10
gav
yes put put them what was all mates name someone fucking put them what was the guys do you know what the fuck I'm talking about the the lead singer that band because they've got a song called um

00:25:25.38
Bevo
No, no, no.

00:25:26.37
Chibbs
nay

00:25:31.15
gav
Coma like fuck. What's the song about being in a coma? Am I am I on the right fucking thread here?

00:25:35.59
Bevo
I was like, ha ha, you're in a coma.

00:25:35.65
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:25:36.74
gav
Someone's gonna have to fact-check me later I apologize if I'm completely buck on the wrong fucking tree, but they've got a song called like Comas are fucking stupid and it's about like how it's Stupid to be in a coma and then the singer like I think he nearly overdosed and he ended up in a coma like

00:25:46.73
Jasmin
I'd love to be in a coma.

00:25:47.27
Chibbs
It's stupid.

00:25:50.97
Chibbs
Yeah, all right.

00:25:51.75
Bevo
Sucked in.

00:25:52.15
gav
When he came out of the coma, he was just like...

00:25:52.19
Chibbs
It's like, ah, this is so stupid.

00:25:54.27
gav
He was like, yeah, that was as stupid as I said it would be. Like, there's...

00:25:56.74
Jasmin
ha

00:25:58.18
gav
I'm pretty sure he's dead though, right?

00:25:58.36
Jasmin
ah

00:25:59.30
gav
The guy from Edelkahn? I'm pretty sure that the singer died.

00:26:01.95
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:26:02.11
gav
He was a proper fucking loose cannon.

00:26:03.66
Chibbs
Yeah, it makes sense.

00:26:03.89
gav
And I think he's dead.

00:26:05.27
Chibbs
I reckon this chick's on the verge of death. This is such a dark chorus to have in a pop song.

00:26:11.77
gav
It's pretty grim.

00:26:11.99
Chibbs
And it is starting to make sense as to why you can't pick out any of these words because i I've listened to this song. Trust me, I have. I didn't pick up on the bloody body and the tangled in her own intestines.

00:26:25.59
gav
Yeah, that's fucking, that's wild.

00:26:26.93
Chibbs
I didn't hear that.

00:26:27.28
Bevo
It's in the video.

00:26:28.27
gav
Oh, okay. So I was sorry. Just quickly. Seth Putnam is the singer of anal cunt. And yes, I think I was.

00:26:34.61
Chibbs
Okay.

00:26:35.61
gav
Yep. Let's just say a fact check myself and I want to think I'm right. Take a deep dive. Those guys are good.

00:26:41.69
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay.

00:26:45.92
gav
yeah

00:26:46.84
Chibbs
She's holding a loaded gun and entering the void. She's gonna kill herself? Is that what this whole thing's about? Is that what it's about? I'm trying to figure out what this song's about.

00:26:55.76
Bevo
Yeah.

00:26:58.56
Bevo
I'm, uh, I'm still, I'm just laughing at that.

00:26:58.62
Chibbs
And if she was to shoot herself, why are her intestines everywhere?

00:27:02.52
gav
That's a good question.

00:27:05.07
Bevo
Look at the mess I've done. That's something my kid would say.

00:27:07.96
gav
Yeah, the mess I've done is just hilarious.

00:27:07.96
Chibbs
Yeah, it sort of, it and it just seems like she shit herself.

00:27:14.19
Jasmin
yeah

00:27:14.57
Bevo
Yeah. Like mess I've made is different to mess I've done.

00:27:15.44
gav
Yeah.

00:27:17.91
Chibbs
Yeah, the mess you've done is shit yourself.

00:27:20.29
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:20.48
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:27:20.84
Chibbs
You've done that mess.

00:27:21.86
Bevo
You've done a mess in the corner.

00:27:22.82
gav
And you're like, you're a little bit embarrassed about it, but you're also turned on by how embarrassed you are about it.

00:27:22.98
Chibbs
Yeah, I've done a mess.

00:27:23.74
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:27.76
Jasmin
Maybe she's like that weightlifter.

00:27:28.68
gav
Look at, look at the mess I've done.

00:27:31.48
Jasmin
Maybe she's like the weightlifter that shit their intestines out of their bum.

00:27:35.50
gav
Oh, that's a good one.

00:27:36.24
Jasmin
So she has dynamis, but it's with her intestines.

00:27:38.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:27:40.27
gav
Man, fuck, you just gave me a massive throwback to fucking like 2002rotten.com.

00:27:40.48
Chibbs
And now she's tangled.

00:27:45.81
Chibbs
Yeah, and all that shit.

00:27:45.68
Jasmin
Oh, rotten dot.com was evil.

00:27:47.62
gav
You guys remember that shit?

00:27:48.77
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:27:49.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:27:49.40
gav
Fuckin' hell.

00:27:49.37
Jasmin
Yeah. Should have not have been a thing.

00:27:52.22
gav
I'm pretty sure that's where I first saw someone shit out there in desktop.

00:27:51.99
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:27:54.48
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:27:55.75
Chibbs
Yeah, that's where it was.

00:27:56.16
Jasmin
What's wrong with us in 2002?

00:27:57.15
gav
and

00:27:57.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:27:58.04
Jasmin
We're all sitting there Googling rotten dot.com.

00:27:59.64
Chibbs
Dial up internet.

00:28:00.69
gav
Yeah, man, fuck.

00:28:00.94
Jasmin
Why? Our parents are in the other room thinking that we're like reading or something.

00:28:03.07
gav
Yeah, it would,

00:28:06.28
gav
I remember like the image loading from the top of the page and it's just like you can see like what looks like power lines loads a bit further and it's like then it's like oh no that's the back of a train and then it gets to the bottom and it's like you see the train tracks it's like oh Jesus what a website

00:28:06.37
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:28:11.60
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:28:12.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:28:12.70
Jasmin
It's getting worse and worse.

00:28:17.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh no. Verse two.

00:28:21.35
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:28:23.44
Chibbs
So strange, I'm trying to find a doorway. My eyes are staring at me and they seem so damn unhappy. C-c-c-collect my fickle insecurities and turn them into beauty.

00:28:38.98
Chibbs
Alchemize the dark within me. Ah! Or that's AH, which is a, I don't know, something on the periodic table. I don't know.

00:28:47.03
gav
ah um ah I don't know.

00:28:47.58
Chibbs
What's an alchemy thing going on there?

00:28:49.02
Bevo
that's That's your wheelhouse, Gavin.

00:28:50.99
Chibbs
Yeah. What's, what's, is that you've got, you've got hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, carbon.

00:28:52.57
gav
I don't know what AH is. allah

00:28:54.44
Bevo
and I don't think it's one.

00:29:00.62
gav
but but i don't I don't actually think AH is one.

00:29:01.93
Bevo
Carbon, I am carbon.

00:29:03.48
Chibbs
on

00:29:07.45
Bevo
No, there's not. ah There's a made up one.

00:29:10.60
Chibbs
Great.

00:29:11.55
Bevo
Arrenium.

00:29:12.80
Chibbs
Yeah, that's bullshit.

00:29:13.85
Bevo
But no, no, there's no element.

00:29:16.68
Chibbs
Not yet. They're still finding them, aren't they Gav?

00:29:18.21
Bevo
What's that? It's a joke that AH is the element of surprise.

00:29:19.46
Chibbs
Don't they still find elements?

00:29:19.54
gav
true they are they are yep yep i picked my career because it had the least to do with chemistry out of all the sciences so i definitely don't fuck around with that i'm ready marsh thank you i'm also really human

00:29:22.56
Bevo
That's the joke.

00:29:24.18
Chibbs
Great.

00:29:25.85
Bevo
A dad joke there, a little dad joke for you.

00:29:27.37
Chibbs
That's a good science joke. I bet that's Gav. Gav at work having little fucking periodic table jokes with his colleagues.

00:29:30.97
Bevo
Not a mug.

00:29:40.54
Bevo
Gavin's just Randy Newman, not Randy Newman, Randy Marsh from South Park.

00:29:43.76
Chibbs
No, he's Randy Newman.

00:29:46.00
Bevo
ah

00:29:46.58
Chibbs
He's a friend to me.

00:29:48.74
Bevo
I'm sturdy in rocks.

00:29:49.27
Chibbs
You got a friend to me.

00:29:51.02
gav
oh You best remember, you know that's me, that's me at work.

00:29:53.28
Bevo
I listened to a podcast about Randy Newman today, so I've been thinking about him.

00:29:54.83
Jasmin
Okay.

00:29:56.91
gav
Fuck it out.

00:29:57.41
Bevo
think like Can we just talk about Randy Newman for a second?

00:29:57.77
Jasmin
Okay.

00:29:59.41
Bevo
You know, that song's short, people.

00:29:59.61
Chibbs
ah Yeah, it's the best.

00:29:59.90
gav
Go on then.

00:30:02.29
Bevo
That like everyone, even as a parody of people who think that way is fucking like, it's really harsh.

00:30:03.60
Chibbs
Sure, people got no reason. No reason to live.

00:30:14.83
Bevo
Look around till a great big lies.

00:30:15.10
Chibbs
the The most hectic... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most hectic Randy Newman song is... I think it's called...

00:30:26.16
Chibbs
In America?

00:30:26.97
Bevo
Oh, say leeway.

00:30:28.66
Chibbs
Sail away.

00:30:29.39
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:30.83
Chibbs
Which is written from a slave trader's perspective on selling the slave on why America's going to be so good when they get there.

00:30:36.15
Bevo
yeah Yeah, it's very patriotic sounding and yeah, he's a genius, but yeah, it doesn't belong on this podcast.

00:30:39.10
gav
Oh fuck.

00:30:40.35
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you don't have to worry about no leopards anymore. You're just going to get beat all the watermelon you want.

00:30:47.03
gav
Jesus.

00:30:47.24
Bevo
but it's So this they talk about this on the podcast I listen to today.

00:30:48.54
Jasmin
um nine

00:30:51.25
Bevo
There's a line in that song where he says, um in America, you're you can be free, but then there's a pause to take care of your family or something like that.

00:30:57.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:01.32
Bevo
And it's like, yeah, that's fucked.

00:31:01.33
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:31:04.30
Chibbs
And, um, what's even better is Etta James did a cover of it and it is fucking unbelievably good.

00:31:08.12
Jasmin
Oh, no.

00:31:10.54
Chibbs
So you get a black woman actually doing a cover of Sail Away.

00:31:12.55
gav
There you go.

00:31:13.54
Chibbs
And it's written as like irony, basically, but it's, yeah, that's what it does.

00:31:17.25
Bevo
That's his whole wheelhouse, isn't it?

00:31:19.72
Chibbs
But still, like if someone didn't know that, I'd listen still to it and be like, yeah. yeah

00:31:27.02
Bevo
But yeah, when he wrote Short People, he was like, this is funny, little like, as if people would be this bigoted, and then it became a huge hit.

00:31:32.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:33.51
Bevo
And he's like, oh, no.

00:31:34.87
Chibbs
Oh There's little people coming right at me.

00:31:35.39
gav
Oh no!

00:31:39.37
gav
That's like the Beastie Boys with Fight to Ride to Party. They were like, no one's this fucking stupid. Then it became their biggest song.

00:31:43.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:44.37
gav
They were like, ah um I will say back to verse two here.

00:31:45.82
Chibbs
Oh no.

00:31:46.64
Jasmin
yeah

00:31:51.20
Chibbs
Tell you what.

00:31:51.40
gav
Fantastic use of the word alchemize. That's a good fucking word that you do not hear every day.

00:31:56.14
Bevo
Stop enjoying this.

00:31:58.13
Chibbs
She's quite the wordsmith.

00:31:59.95
gav
ah Yeah, she's actually, she's putting, she's putting down some lines Bevo.

00:32:01.14
Jasmin
but She uses a lot of different words.

00:32:03.65
Chibbs
ah

00:32:04.50
gav
Say what you want, man. She's putting down lines.

00:32:06.50
Bevo
i list She's got that list because of that mask that she's wearing in the video.

00:32:06.65
Chibbs
but but There are lots of words in this song.

00:32:06.91
gav
All right.

00:32:11.94
Chibbs
Yeah, the video was scared me.

00:32:12.06
gav
The, ah, get to get, hang on, there's a spot you gotta get to.

00:32:13.02
Chibbs
I didn't get through it. It gave me a fright. We'll get there though. Yeah.

00:32:18.62
Chibbs
Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. So, um, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, fickle, unhappy, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. We get a chorus, goes from, no, that's it.

00:32:30.94
Chibbs
That's everything.

00:32:31.16
gav
Is that it?

00:32:30.94
Jasmin
Oh my god.

00:32:31.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:32:32.33
gav
Ah, ah.

00:32:34.31
Chibbs
Yeah, that is it.

00:32:37.45
Chibbs
Here we go. It was released on the 29th of March, 2023. It's written, produced and performed by Melanie Martinez.

00:32:46.97
Bevo
Oh, sick.

00:32:48.15
Chibbs
Did it all herself.

00:32:48.86
Bevo
All right. Respect. We're back.

00:32:50.55
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:32:50.98
gav
Yeah, that's, fuck, I tell you what, it's genuinely clawing back points on me here.

00:32:57.38
Chibbs
Cloring them back. ah Yeah, she rose to fame in 2012 after appearing on season three of the American television talent show, The Voice.

00:33:07.57
gav
Oh, wow, this is heaps weirder than I would have expected from someone from The Voice.

00:33:09.44
Bevo
yeah Losing it. Losing points.

00:33:11.41
Chibbs
Yeah, well, yeah, this is 20, that was 11 years ago, I guess. So, well, more, 12 years ago.

00:33:18.54
Bevo
when you can still get on that show and actually make some noise.

00:33:18.68
gav
Ah, fair enough, yeah.

00:33:21.87
Chibbs
Yeah, I wonder who the how the judges were on the voice at that point. What? um Yeah, the whole thing that whole whole thing you you know but the whole thing's fucking scared.

00:33:34.21
gav
Oh, oh, okay. Hang on. So I can tell you right now, the coaches, uh, the coaches, the judges slash coaches.

00:33:39.60
Chibbs
Yeah, they are, yeah. yeah

00:33:41.02
gav
That's the show that does that as the format.

00:33:43.39
Chibbs
It's the one that I think they should do a... we The voice should be the opposite way where you start looking at them and you bash the button and the chair spins to have you back to them so that I can see if they're attractive or not before they hear them sing.

00:33:53.32
Bevo
ah cetera

00:33:53.66
gav
ah

00:33:54.22
Bevo
yeah and

00:33:57.98
Jasmin
yeah It's pretty harsh if you haven't listened to them sing yet and you just turn around.

00:34:00.31
gav
ah

00:34:01.16
Bevo
yeah

00:34:01.18
Chibbs
Yeah, you just see a big fatty, big fatty come out that's got a five o'clock shadow, but it's a woman.

00:34:07.25
Jasmin
ha

00:34:07.62
Chibbs
And you're like, and you're like, and it just slowly turns around.

00:34:10.48
Jasmin
man ha

00:34:12.99
gav
that

00:34:13.14
Bevo
I suppose that was that America's got talents kind of like that with the buzzers.

00:34:13.78
Chibbs
That's a TV show I'd watch.

00:34:15.34
gav
And then, and then you listen out.

00:34:18.44
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:34:18.96
Bevo
But it's funny if the chairs turn around.

00:34:20.36
Chibbs
Chance turning.

00:34:22.27
gav
That's, that's.

00:34:22.32
Chibbs
ah Bevo, that's your next project. You've done your Alanis Morissette one, which was used in the making.

00:34:27.83
Bevo
Hmm.

00:34:28.02
Chibbs
Can you please somehow edit the video of the voice just to reverse it to make it look like they're turning their backs on them?

00:34:31.11
gav
So they're bashing the button and turning around.

00:34:33.19
Bevo
yeah Okay, I'll work on it.

00:34:34.28
gav
That's turning their back on them.

00:34:35.06
Bevo
I've actually got another one that I really want to do. It's um Ariel from the Little Mermaid, if she wasn't so unsure about human words. So it's like, look at this stuff. Wait, wait, hang on. ah I want to be where the people are.

00:34:49.04
Bevo
I want to see where you're walking, walking around on the street. Cause in the the real song, she's like, what do you call him again? Street.

00:34:59.29
Bevo
But she was heaps more confident.

00:35:00.81
gav
oh right fuck ah so but i'll say that is that is so fucking me

00:35:02.84
Chibbs
get rid of the unsurere gap

00:35:04.28
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

00:35:05.74
Chibbs
That's the most niche that is the most niche fucking is it fate

00:35:09.79
Bevo
yeah She goes, yeah. She's like walking around on the, what do you call it again? Street. But my version is going to be walking around on the street.

00:35:20.98
Jasmin
Ah, I thought she said feet.

00:35:23.68
Bevo
There's feet as well. There's another part of it.

00:35:24.76
Jasmin
Oh, okay.

00:35:25.12
gav
She's selling feet picks to the new land. Yeah.

00:35:27.31
Bevo
Yeah.

00:35:27.34
gav
She's a land walker and she's making full use of those feet.

00:35:27.34
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:35:29.92
Bevo
Yeah. It's gonna, in my head, it's very funny because it's it's very abrupt.

00:35:30.63
gav
Um, so, uh, she was on the season, the voice that she was on the judges slash coaches were Adam Levine, Cilo green and Blake Shelton.

00:35:34.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:35.74
Bevo
It's coming. It's coming.

00:35:42.73
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

00:35:44.76
Bevo
Oh, his name doesn't rhyme.

00:35:46.48
Chibbs
Okay. That's Blake Shelton's Gwyneth.

00:35:47.17
gav
So a problematic lineup.

00:35:50.64
Chibbs
Is that Gwyneth? No, what's the name? Fucking Gwen Stefani's husband.

00:35:55.58
gav
Oh, right.

00:35:55.74
Bevo
Yeah, Blake Shelton. yeah

00:35:57.34
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

00:35:57.92
gav
Yeah, nice one.

00:35:58.21
Chibbs
um And Celo Green is a...

00:35:58.48
gav
um

00:36:01.13
Chibbs
I'm pretty sure...

00:36:01.57
Bevo
The judges were, who are they again?

00:36:04.23
Chibbs
Adam

00:36:06.16
Bevo
Adam Levine, Celo Green, and Lightning McQueen.

00:36:08.11
Chibbs
Levine... So, is Adam Levine the dude from Rune 5?

00:36:12.11
gav
Yeah, the one that got...

00:36:12.40
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

00:36:12.67
Chibbs
So he's the one that just fucks Instagram models, like, all the time.

00:36:14.83
gav
Yeah, the one who sent those texts be like, you're so fucking hot. Holy fuck.

00:36:17.55
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, my dick's gonna fucking explode if I don't fuck him right now!

00:36:22.02
gav
I just fucking came looking at your fucking...

00:36:23.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, and he's just on the voice, like, I'll be your coach as well in between that.

00:36:24.83
gav
and so Yeah, he... Probably saying that to...

00:36:29.42
Chibbs
And Celo Green, I'm pretty sure Celo beat the shit out of a bunch of women or something, like...

00:36:33.58
gav
Yeah, he he did some he did some terrible shit.

00:36:35.81
Chibbs
Yeah, some real bad shit.

00:36:35.94
gav
um Yeah, I'm...

00:36:38.39
Chibbs
I think Blake's the only one getting out of this alive.

00:36:41.44
gav
Okay, 2012 Green was accused of sexual battery of a woman. um Yeah, no, yeah, there's a...

00:36:46.20
Chibbs
See, I'm...

00:36:47.85
gav
Oh God, his controversy section...

00:36:48.38
Chibbs
I have a special place in my mind where I remember all of the sexual battery cases in celebrities.

00:36:50.13
Jasmin
Yeah. Yeah.

00:36:53.30
gav
yeah um Can I just say, I'm not kidding, Celo Green's controversy section of his Wikipedia page takes up more space than his discography section, which is also quite extensive.

00:37:00.75
Bevo
the career yeah

00:37:01.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:01.53
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:37:03.82
Chibbs
Which is extensive. Yeah, yeah. That guy's done a lot. but He's done a lot.

00:37:06.42
Bevo
We haven't spoken about him yet, have we?

00:37:06.80
gav
ah

00:37:06.88
Chibbs
On and off. On and off. In and out of the studio. CeeLo?

00:37:11.09
Bevo
Yeah.

00:37:11.72
Chibbs
Yeah, we've done CeeLo. I think we're talking about CeeLo.

00:37:12.90
Bevo
hopeful

00:37:14.63
gav
ah Peripherally, I don't know, have we? Oh, I haven't been here the whole time.

00:37:17.25
Bevo
We've spoken about him on the, um, the Grammys thing, I think maybe.

00:37:17.48
Chibbs
Have we done a solo, son? No, I can't remember. I know we've discussed solo at some point.

00:37:21.30
gav
Oh, those were good so fucking- we should- let's drop some Grammys EPs again, that one good.

00:37:26.06
Chibbs
Grammy EPs. Yeah, we're probably due for some Grammy EPs. You like the Grammy EPs, don't you, Jaz?

00:37:28.16
gav
Yeah, let's do that.

00:37:29.08
Jasmin
Yeah, I like the Grammy episodes because you get it's like ah your own little game. You get to think what you would guess and then see if you guys agree with you.

00:37:35.45
gav
Yeah, it's- it's fun.

00:37:36.10
Chibbs
Play along at home!

00:37:37.49
Jasmin
Yes, you can play along at home. Yeah. And some of them have killer lineups where you're like, oh, how are you going to choose? How are you going to choose? And then other ones you're like, never heard of any of those people.

00:37:47.04
Chibbs
And it's normally someone's shit that wins.

00:37:46.83
Jasmin
That was a useless year.

00:37:49.45
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:37:49.51
Jasmin
Yeah. yeahre And you're like, well, they're not around anymore.

00:37:50.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:51.43
Jasmin
So if you've read that wrong, yeah, it's great fun.

00:37:51.98
gav
Yeah.

00:37:52.30
Chibbs
No.

00:37:53.99
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:37:54.49
gav
That happens regularly.

00:37:54.70
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

00:37:55.67
gav
Hey, um, can I ask jazz?

00:37:55.98
Chibbs
We can bring that back.

00:37:56.96
gav
Do you think that when you get, when you catch up to this point in the show, will you listen to the episodes that you were on or will you skip those?

00:38:03.30
Jasmin
Oh, I listen every Monday to the new one. And then I go back to wherever I'm up to.

00:38:06.96
gav
Oh, clever. Okay.

00:38:08.01
Jasmin
Yeah, and I see them.

00:38:08.85
gav
Yep. So come.

00:38:09.60
Chibbs
What did you listen to recently?

00:38:09.35
Jasmin
begin I loved it.

00:38:10.07
Bevo
you What did you think of my ah Monster Mash theme song?

00:38:14.27
Jasmin
I loved it.

00:38:14.85
gav
It was fucked.

00:38:14.79
Jasmin
It was great.

00:38:15.66
gav
That was good.

00:38:15.76
Jasmin
Okay. We should have timed it. So it came out on Halloween because it was like, that was i it that was weeks ago.

00:38:18.64
Bevo
Oh yeah. It was jarring wasn't it?

00:38:22.14
Jasmin
I'm over that now. but But you did such a good job.

00:38:24.40
gav
I'm over that.

00:38:26.18
Jasmin
It was great. And it was a thriller episode. and

00:38:28.74
gav
Oh, you were too!

00:38:29.35
Jasmin
I was on it briefly. I thought it was great. But I can hear Matt. Yeah, I can hear Matt doing the episode, but I can't hear what you guys are saying.

00:38:33.79
gav
I forgot about that.

00:38:37.01
Jasmin
So I always still listen.

00:38:37.66
gav
Yeah.

00:38:39.16
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:38:39.74
gav
Lauren brought that up this evening. She was like, are you, she's like, do you just not shut the fuck up on the podcast? Like, are you the only person talking? And I was like, no, what do you mean? And she was like, every time she, cause like, like when she's like doing shit outside the room when I'm recording, she's just like, I can just, always wait like, I always just hear you talking.

00:38:55.85
Bevo
It's just you.

00:38:56.80
gav
I'm like, well, yeah, you can't hear the other fucking guys.

00:38:58.81
Bevo
Well, listen to the episodes.

00:38:59.12
gav
I've got my headphones on.

00:39:00.02
Bevo
I'm the only one on them.

00:39:01.23
gav
Yeah. And she's, yeah.

00:39:01.70
Chibbs
It's like, you're not actually doing a podcast.

00:39:03.72
gav
yeah

00:39:03.71
Jasmin
ahla the line doesn't go into the wall

00:39:04.65
gav
ah

00:39:04.69
Chibbs
It's it's a Lloyd Brawn, it's a Lloyd Brawn sales office.

00:39:06.33
gav
I'm just sitting, I'm sitting here talking to my fucking imaginary friends. it's the

00:39:11.54
Bevo
good

00:39:12.52
gav
I'm just shouting into the void.

00:39:12.57
Bevo
The laptop's just one of those ones from IKEA with the cardboard screen.

00:39:13.29
Chibbs
Ding!

00:39:15.78
Jasmin
ha

00:39:16.84
gav
yeah

00:39:17.55
Chibbs
Ahh!

00:39:18.17
gav
I've been doing this for years. Oh my God. um Yeah, so I respect that though. So you you're going to bump this episode when it comes out and you'll be like, oh, that's me doing my thing.

00:39:29.16
Jasmin
yeah ah

00:39:30.65
gav
Ryan, you listen back, don't you?

00:39:30.44
Jasmin
and then

00:39:31.93
gav
You listen back.

00:39:32.33
Bevo
Uh, yeah, it took a break for a while, but I'm like, every now and again, I'll i'll listen again.

00:39:35.91
gav
You'll pop one on. I think the only times we've ever picked up mistakes that needed to be corrected was because Bevo has been like,

00:39:36.79
Bevo
Yeah.

00:39:40.87
Bevo
Oh, actually. Yeah. I got embarrassed a bit out of sync. I was like, I'm not listening to these anymore.

00:39:47.52
gav
wow

00:39:48.17
Chibbs
Yeah, someone should do something about that.

00:39:48.29
gav
a

00:39:49.62
Bevo
Yeah.

00:39:50.42
gav
but

00:39:51.69
Chibbs
Martinez's visual style plays an important part in her music.

00:39:51.75
gav
like

00:39:55.87
Chibbs
Apparently it came from cultivating a doll-like look and she'd wear like baby doll dresses and shit when she was sort of starting out.

00:40:08.81
Chibbs
She'd just dress like a little baby doll and that became her thing.

00:40:11.02
gav
That's creepy.

00:40:13.61
Bevo
Yeah, she's got a bit of a like a TikTok look about her.

00:40:13.61
Chibbs
It's fucked.

00:40:17.33
Chibbs
She does, yeah.

00:40:20.16
gav
Adam Levine.

00:40:20.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, Selah. Nah, he's more of a hitter.

00:40:24.12
gav
ah fuck yeah

00:40:25.74
Jasmin
shit

00:40:27.01
Chibbs
He'll molest you hard.

00:40:31.51
Jasmin
ah

00:40:33.03
gav
ah say

00:40:33.19
Chibbs
ah

00:40:33.45
Jasmin
I think sexual battery's gotta be the worst type of battery, isn't it?

00:40:34.46
Chibbs
um

00:40:37.88
gav
Yeah.

00:40:38.22
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:38.83
Jasmin
Oh, my word.

00:40:39.76
Chibbs
I mean, they just punch you vagina.

00:40:39.59
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:40:40.35
gav
That, that, and that, that enduracell.

00:40:41.35
Chibbs
or Is that what that is?

00:40:43.51
Jasmin
That's what I'm imagining.

00:40:45.37
Chibbs
He's just like uppercutting the vag.

00:40:45.70
gav
you

00:40:45.67
Jasmin
Oh, Jerusalem.

00:40:47.68
Chibbs
He's on his knee.

00:40:47.51
Jasmin
nice

00:40:49.39
Chibbs
He's on his knee and just uppercutting into the vag. Sexual battery.

00:40:55.79
Chibbs
Her parents, Mary and Jose, or Jose, I guess. I don't know if he's Portuguese. ah Martinez ah of Dominican and Puerto Rican descent.

00:41:08.81
gav
There you go.

00:41:09.83
Chibbs
There you go.

00:41:12.09
gav
So just after you said you didn't know with ethnicity, you read out his ethnicity.

00:41:14.57
Chibbs
Well, I haven't got that yet.

00:41:18.47
gav
ah

00:41:20.14
Bevo
ah

00:41:22.41
gav
No, you know what?

00:41:23.46
Bevo
Podcasting by the seat of our pants.

00:41:24.80
gav
you're absolutely You're absolutely correct and I'll take, yeah, I'll i'll wear that one.

00:41:25.13
Chibbs
but

00:41:28.37
Chibbs
ah thanks Yeah, Yeah.

00:41:28.64
gav
Thank you for putting me in my place on that.

00:41:30.92
Chibbs
Yeah. My teachers always said read ahead, but no, you won't tell me what to do.

00:41:34.01
gav
and no Fuck you is what I used to say to them.

00:41:36.65
Chibbs
ah I'm on this word. I don't know what's coming next.

00:41:39.48
gav
ah

00:41:41.13
Bevo
Right ahead.

00:41:41.74
Chibbs
ah

00:41:41.80
Bevo
Who the fuck's radar?

00:41:44.36
Chibbs
She is think very good. bit Very good.

00:41:47.62
Bevo
Thanks.

00:41:48.17
Chibbs
Very good.

00:41:53.40
Chibbs
She is bisexual.

00:41:55.61
gav
right.

00:41:57.33
Chibbs
uh and she yeah i guess it's that uh it depends how much you believe in the bisexual life not at all not at all i'm just like lies pick a side

00:41:57.93
Bevo
Fair.

00:41:59.30
Jasmin
She hasn't chosen yet or deep down she knows or what.

00:42:08.73
Jasmin
Not at all. i but like

00:42:13.30
gav
I think... I think we're all bisexual, Chibs. I think that, uh...

00:42:17.20
Bevo
Spectrum.

00:42:18.59
gav
Those who say they're not are just slightly further in the closet than the rest of us.

00:42:25.06
Chibbs
She did graduate from the same high school as Marty Beller, who is the drummer of They Might Be Giants. Jeff Rosenstock.

00:42:33.25
gav
That is...

00:42:33.48
Bevo
That's such a weird pool.

00:42:34.70
gav
That's such a weird fucking poll.

00:42:35.33
Chibbs
Yeah, it is. Jeff Rosenstock of Bomb the Music Industry fame. And Dee Snider of Twisted Sister.

00:42:42.86
Bevo
Oh, now we're talking.

00:42:45.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:45.24
Bevo
What are you gonna do with your life?

00:42:45.25
gav
ah

00:42:48.13
Bevo
I wanna rock.

00:42:48.37
Chibbs
He's like a director and stuff as well. isn't He's made movies.

00:42:54.88
Bevo
Yeah, something like that. He pops his head up on social media every now and again.

00:42:58.49
Chibbs
That's it.

00:42:59.70
Bevo
Yeah.

00:43:01.08
Chibbs
None of them went to high school at the same time, but they were in the same building.

00:43:04.42
Bevo
That's, none of those are worth noting, really.

00:43:04.83
Chibbs
That's exciting.

00:43:07.30
gav
Yeah, that was a weird list of people.

00:43:08.62
Bevo
Maybe De Snider, but you know.

00:43:09.71
Chibbs
What? The drummer from They Might Be Giants.

00:43:13.91
gav
Was that, you're not the boss of me now?

00:43:13.98
Chibbs
You don't care.

00:43:15.31
gav
Was that, they might be giants?

00:43:16.22
Chibbs
Yeah, that's them.

00:43:16.64
Bevo
Yeah, they might be giants have heaps of good songs, but.

00:43:17.38
gav
Yeah.

00:43:17.44
Chibbs
Yeah. They did the same song to um fucking Big Bang Theory as well, I'm pretty sure.

00:43:22.88
gav
Oh, they did too.

00:43:23.03
Bevo
No, that's bare naked ladies. I'm pretty sure.

00:43:25.10
gav
Oh, is it?

00:43:25.18
Chibbs
No, it isn't. It's not the fucking bare naked ladies. The fuck are you talking about?

00:43:30.15
Bevo
I don't know. I was so confident about that.

00:43:31.71
Chibbs
yeah

00:43:33.20
gav
I feel like Chivs' overconfidence on that really made you backpedal so quickly.

00:43:37.80
Chibbs
um Yeah, what who did who did it?

00:43:38.24
Bevo
Yeah. I'm looking now, uh, they're naked ladies.

00:43:42.01
gav
Oh my god, I'm so excited.

00:43:41.79
Jasmin
Is there a prize for the winner?

00:43:44.60
gav
Oh shit!

00:43:45.55
Chibbs
and

00:43:46.41
gav
That's just proof that overconfidence will get you everywhere.

00:43:46.61
Chibbs
See, and Gavin, it said we had this we had this discussion in in our chat in our chat earlier today where if you do it with enough confidence, sometimes you can you could just get people to really change their opinions.

00:43:51.20
gav
Off air earlier, right? We did.

00:43:56.42
Bevo
The back right off.

00:43:56.34
Jasmin
yeah

00:44:00.25
Jasmin
you live in london

00:44:03.02
Bevo
Um, it's only cause I wasn't as confident as I should have been, but

00:44:03.31
gav
This has been a bit of a theme of the day, actually.

00:44:05.29
Chibbs
No, you should have backed yourself.

00:44:07.77
gav
Oh my God. Yeah, if you backed yourself anywhere near as hard as Chibs just did.

00:44:12.27
Bevo
So I'll give you a quick brief ink like inside of my mind. It was like filing cabinet, filing cabinet, bare naked ladies.

00:44:17.15
Jasmin
Hahaha.

00:44:18.69
Bevo
And then Chip was like, no, it's not. And there's the files went.

00:44:22.93
Chibbs
it was It was an explosion.

00:44:23.92
gav
yeah

00:44:23.73
Jasmin
ha

00:44:24.11
Bevo
if

00:44:29.06
Chibbs
Tell you what, the fact that this chick produced this song herself, it sounds it doesn't sound terrible.

00:44:33.78
gav
Honestly, it's good, it's good.

00:44:35.41
Chibbs
Yeah, it's pretty it's a pretty good effort.

00:44:35.66
gav
for yeah i've I've listened to songs that I've produced and they're not fucking anywhere almost half as good as this.

00:44:36.26
Bevo
I'll tell you what.

00:44:42.51
Chibbs
but But it also does it does make sense that she self-produced it because of all the intestines and whatnot that somehow got into it.

00:44:48.25
Bevo
and the lisping.

00:44:49.00
gav
I feel like if she got if she got into the studio, this song would be very different.

00:44:51.49
Chibbs
If there was an external producer, they would have been like, ah, don't no don't know about that.

00:44:53.28
gav
Yeah.

00:44:55.95
Chibbs
to ah The video, Bevo.

00:44:57.58
Bevo
I was just gonna say real quick, I gave it two good listens and the first time I was like, when is this over? And the second time I was like, I'm getting into it.

00:45:02.78
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:45:05.02
Bevo
So it's a grower.

00:45:05.38
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it's a grower, to grow up yeah

00:45:07.20
Bevo
All right, Gavin, hit it.

00:45:08.17
gav
Yep. I was

00:45:25.13
Bevo
That's me.

00:45:26.59
Chibbs
Whoo-hoo!

00:45:27.79
Bevo
I haven't said that for ages.

00:45:29.67
gav
just about to say it's been a minute since we've heard that.

00:45:31.53
Chibbs
That's what they fuckin' hate us!

00:45:32.95
Bevo
so i don't I haven't been confident in my, ah it's it's hard to write this shit and I've done it like 400 times, so.

00:45:33.13
gav
Oh, he said it.

00:45:33.57
Chibbs
but

00:45:35.45
gav
He did the thing. He did the thing.

00:45:39.47
Chibbs
Yeah, for months people have been going, oh he's gonna say it, he's gonna say it, he's gonna say it, he's gonna say it.

00:45:40.28
gav
It's impressive.

00:45:42.88
Bevo
Yeah.

00:45:42.94
gav
It's

00:45:44.33
Bevo
M.M. breaks out of a giant heart like some kind of four-eyed monster version of Miss Frizzle. She then journeys through the land of penis metaphors to finally break out of penis castle.

00:45:57.28
gav
Yeah.

00:45:58.04
Chibbs
Is that I honestly it was too scary for me I didn't like it again She had lots of eyes How many jails

00:45:58.25
gav
Yeah.

00:45:58.27
Bevo
no Not my best, I'm sorry.

00:46:00.96
gav
I mean, don't be sorry. That's

00:46:05.27
Bevo
There's a lot going on. Every, every scene is like pivots to something else. Hard to write a summary for something like, so, um, schizophrenic. Yeah. she's So she's got four sets of eyes and like, like chipmunk jowls, not just regulate the regular amount, yeah but just like chipmunk face.

00:46:15.50
gav
uh two and one set of boobs yeah it's unnerving but there's just enough boobs to keep not

00:46:24.58
Chibbs
A regular amount of jowls. All right. Okay.

00:46:30.26
Bevo
And then she's, she's doing like a mime act most of the time.

00:46:30.30
Chibbs
Yeah, Frodo didn't like it. Yeah, maybe it's a mine part. I didn't like.

00:46:35.86
Bevo
There's a lot of, a lot of breast action.

00:46:39.26
Chibbs
All right, there's those was breasts in this.

00:46:41.09
Bevo
Like not, not bit like naked, but not big bang theory.

00:46:44.40
gav
not being naked ladies, but there was, the there's definitely, there's definitely enough bouncing cleavage to keep the punters in the game.

00:46:45.47
Bevo
but actually

00:46:50.97
Bevo
Well, that yeah, the most viewed, I know this is your bit, but the most viewed bit is where she kind of like reaches up in profile.

00:46:51.48
Chibbs
All right.

00:46:59.36
gav
Um.

00:46:59.37
Bevo
The most, yeah, the most boob in the, not really.

00:47:01.06
Chibbs
She grabs the titties.

00:47:04.48
Chibbs
Wait, so, um and um I think I was, I think I was, I was, I was distracted by, I was, I was distracted by the amount of eyes.

00:47:06.33
Bevo
What am I describing something to that you could be watching right now?

00:47:09.14
Jasmin
that

00:47:10.03
gav
Yeah. Fuck sake, Tim. Just watch the film clip and Jesus.

00:47:16.20
Jasmin
ah

00:47:16.52
Chibbs
I miss the titties.

00:47:17.62
gav
Oh, hang on.

00:47:18.09
Bevo
um same double nice

00:47:18.89
gav
How to, how to spot if Chibz's misses is on the podcast. He's like, I didn't look at the boobs. I was looking at the eyes.

00:47:25.19
Jasmin
I'm literally sitting here like, good boy, baby. That's right.

00:47:27.42
Chibbs
No, no.

00:47:27.39
Jasmin
There's no babies here.

00:47:29.26
gav
ah

00:47:29.99
Chibbs
ah on

00:47:30.58
gav
Meanwhile, I can see, I can see his dick throbbing from here.

00:47:32.99
Jasmin
What should be so clear?

00:47:33.34
gav
Just like.

00:47:33.68
Chibbs
Why? I want to go back and watch it again because I missed out on stuff.

00:47:38.95
gav
Me too.

00:47:39.78
Jasmin
ah Yeah, right. You're a big tough man. We get it.

00:47:43.71
Chibbs
Yeah, thank you.

00:47:43.62
Jasmin
It's okay.

00:47:44.81
Chibbs
Good.

00:47:46.08
gav
ah

00:47:46.50
Chibbs
All right, it's time. Should we play a game? You want to play a game? Do you have any YouTube?

00:47:48.89
gav
Let's play a game.

00:47:50.15
Chibbs
There's no YouTube comments or anything is there?

00:47:50.83
gav
Uh, the, yeah.

00:47:52.41
Bevo
i I'll look while you set up the next game, has it?

00:47:54.31
gav
yeah

00:47:54.89
Chibbs
All right, let's play a game.

00:47:55.61
gav
Yep.

00:48:01.93
Chibbs
The ultimate skill, it is time.

00:48:04.30
Bevo
Oh shit, this is me! I can't look for YouTube comments! I'm up!

00:48:09.91
Chibbs
You're up, man. You really got you got to stay stay on. you You're real busy towards the end of these episodes.

00:48:15.79
Bevo
I get the second half of the pod, don't I?

00:48:17.63
Chibbs
Yeah. so of What, does she have a, does she play shows?

00:48:23.73
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. This one's, um, yeah. Okay. Well, let me tell you. So we got, it's October 19th, 2024, the trilogy tour, unipole forum, asago, Italy, uh, 29 songs.

00:48:28.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:35.52
gav
All right.

00:48:35.72
Chibbs
Oh, you're paying too.

00:48:36.10
gav
All right. She's international. Hmm.

00:48:39.83
Chibbs
Oh, get fucked.

00:48:40.72
gav
Fucking Jesus Christ.

00:48:41.55
Bevo
That's a long one. Uh, three kind of sets. We got the cry baby set, the K 12 set and the portals set.

00:48:49.74
Chibbs
Who is this chick?

00:48:51.64
gav
She's no.

00:48:51.94
Chibbs
Sorry, do you know who this person is?

00:48:54.00
gav
So this is the thing she was, when I was reading the Wikipedia, she's like massive.

00:48:54.19
Bevo
No.

00:48:59.07
gav
She's got like crazy, crazy stats.

00:49:00.52
Chibbs
Where?

00:49:01.84
Bevo
It's got to be TikTok. It's got to be TikTok.

00:49:03.92
gav
She's got, yeah, um K-12.

00:49:05.93
Chibbs
Beyonce doesn't do a 29 song set list.

00:49:08.34
gav
K-12 was like a movie experience, something.

00:49:12.59
Bevo
K-12 is like your school experience.

00:49:15.36
Chibbs
Honestly, if I knew that it was a 29 song set list, I would not go to anything.

00:49:22.70
Bevo
I, um, I had a chance to go to Pearl Jam yesterday and I didn't go because I was like, Oh, I'm not big enough fan. And then I looked at the set list, which they always play different set lists. And, um, it was fucking rad.

00:49:30.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:49:32.99
gav
Ah.

00:49:33.53
Bevo
Like every other song, I was like, Oh, love that one. So more for me.

00:49:37.62
Chibbs
oh

00:49:37.80
gav
i I can name about three Pearl Jam songs and I don't like any of them.

00:49:38.43
Chibbs
yeah

00:49:41.43
Chibbs
Fair enough.

00:49:41.71
Bevo
ah

00:49:43.97
Bevo
Fair enough.

00:49:45.68
Chibbs
All right. So she plays 29 songs. This is in it.

00:49:48.07
Bevo
Yep.

00:49:49.12
gav
This is, I fucking hate it when it's this many.

00:49:49.99
Bevo
She does play, um, this is, I found this interesting.

00:49:51.67
gav
It's so hard.

00:49:52.88
Bevo
She plays a song called wheel on the bus.

00:49:56.03
Chibbs
Oh, that's Frizzle-esque as well.

00:49:57.62
Bevo
Yeah.

00:49:58.04
gav
Yeah, good point.

00:49:59.07
Chibbs
Yeah. ah um well Yeah, 100%, 22.

00:50:02.23
gav
I feel like if you get within five, you're pretty game on here. Yeah.

00:50:09.19
Chibbs
That's what I reckon.

00:50:09.56
gav
Ah, 13th.

00:50:11.78
Bevo
jess

00:50:12.63
Jasmin
I'll do Dan Southern's thing where you say second last every time, but he only ever got it like one time.

00:50:17.37
gav
yeah yeah

00:50:17.63
Jasmin
He still swears by it.

00:50:18.96
Chibbs
It's always second last.

00:50:19.51
Bevo
and

00:50:19.88
Jasmin
Second last!

00:50:21.48
Bevo
Broken clock is right twice a day.

00:50:21.52
gav
Oh, God.

00:50:24.56
Bevo
Chibs was the closest. She played 19th. nineteenth might even be this album in full, I think.

00:50:26.88
gav
Ah, well done.

00:50:27.25
Jasmin
ah

00:50:28.04
gav
Well done.

00:50:30.00
Bevo
I don't know.

00:50:30.06
Jasmin
ha

00:50:30.53
Chibbs
yeah

00:50:31.86
gav
Jesus.

00:50:33.13
Chibbs
Thank you. It feels good.

00:50:37.63
Chibbs
Legacy, it was nominated for an MTV Video Music Award. It charted at number five on the US Hot Rock Alternative Songs Chart.

00:50:42.16
gav
Fair enough.

00:50:47.79
Chibbs
These are where you just, they make charts up just to do that.

00:50:49.57
Jasmin
Mm.

00:50:51.35
Chibbs
Other than that, it really didn't... Oh, it cracked to the top 10 in New Zealand.

00:50:57.59
Chibbs
It's, you know, within the top 100 in a bunch of other places. I'd be stoked, but you know, it's not for a pop star. It's not not a hit.

00:51:08.86
Chibbs
um It finished in 2023. It finished on the US hot rock and alternative songs chart at 36 for the year.

00:51:15.93
Bevo
Oh.

00:51:20.03
Chibbs
Yeah, peaked at five.

00:51:20.63
Bevo
Close alternative, I guess.

00:51:24.00
Chibbs
um i What I see is this as it's sort of like the Triple J um style chart where Triple J is just a station for pop music that isn't good enough to be popular. That's what Triple J is. I imagine that's what this chart is. Should we play another game?

00:51:44.14
Bevo
go

00:51:44.48
gav
Go on then.

00:51:45.41
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:51:56.00
Jasmin
Oh, we should do that song for the pod, but then rate it one at the end.

00:51:59.83
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:59.89
Jasmin
One, one, one.

00:52:01.74
gav
Honestly, that's gonna appear in my thousand one songs that made me want to live at some point.

00:52:05.08
Jasmin
Yeah.

00:52:05.69
gav
Also, shout out, shout out.

00:52:06.43
Chibbs
Full version.

00:52:07.45
gav
I know that you've already heard a creepy Patreon ad on this episode, but if you're not on that fucking shit yet, get on that shit, because the thousand one lives episodes are good, man.

00:52:12.61
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, they are good. Yeah, it was a good one tonight. It was a good one.

00:52:18.03
Bevo
Thanks.

00:52:18.95
Chibbs
Net Worth. What do you think? I forgot what her name is.

00:52:22.98
gav
Yeah.

00:52:23.13
Chibbs
Melanie Martinez? How am I meant to say it?

00:52:25.48
gav
but i think I said Martinez.

00:52:27.50
Bevo
My teammates.

00:52:28.39
gav
Martinez works too. I think you went Martinez. i mean you You said it weird at the start. It threw me off.

00:52:32.60
Chibbs
ah you Now you're all in my head, I don't know how to talk anymore.

00:52:34.35
gav
Now I'm right up in your fucking shit. Deal with it. Just say, oh, I'm not going to say that much. Carry on.

00:52:42.32
gav
I've had a couple.

00:52:42.36
Chibbs
What do you think she's...

00:52:43.04
gav
let's

00:52:44.04
Chibbs
It's a Thursday!

00:52:48.70
Chibbs
What do you think she's worth in 2024, Jazz?

00:52:52.25
Jasmin
Oh, I want to hear everybody else's is guess, but I've got no idea.

00:52:56.98
Chibbs
She's doing a 29 song European tour. She can't be poor.

00:52:59.23
Jasmin
Yeah, but her music's bad, so. a All right, 20 million.

00:53:02.54
Chibbs
But she's not, she's an independent artist. that All the money's hers.

00:53:07.72
Bevo
Fortunately, the two things are not related.

00:53:10.57
gav
That's not a bad swing.

00:53:12.49
Jasmin
Oh Matt, you know, I don't know the maths and numbers. Stop, stop embarrassing me.

00:53:14.83
gav
ah Oh my God. You know, I'm bad at math.

00:53:20.56
Jasmin
yeah i that

00:53:22.36
gav
um

00:53:25.30
gav
ah

00:53:26.03
Jasmin
U.S. dollars.

00:53:26.68
gav
um

00:53:27.72
Chibbs
dollars.

00:53:27.90
gav
that's a That's a good swing. I like that. I like that for a guess.

00:53:29.55
Chibbs
Okay, Bevo, what do you reckon?

00:53:31.26
Bevo
Well, I was just scrolling Wikipedia while you were talking net worth.

00:53:33.47
Chibbs
And I Googled her net worth and...

00:53:34.48
Bevo
No, well, I saw two things that pricked my ears up is that she's on the Forbes under 30 list, which means she's rich and she put, no, no, no.

00:53:43.72
Chibbs
don't believe.

00:53:44.38
Bevo
Well, that's the next thing is she put out a portals perfume, a collection of fourth fragrances developed in collaboration with indie perfumery.

00:53:48.13
Chibbs
Oh!

00:53:48.90
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:53:50.13
Chibbs
Sorry Jazz, you should have... Yeah Jazz, you should have known she was in the scent game.

00:53:52.26
gav
Fuck.

00:53:54.45
Chibbs
ah

00:53:55.15
Bevo
So she's on Forbes and she's got a s cent. I'm going to say $80 million. dollars

00:54:00.54
Chibbs
Sweet lord, who is this chick?

00:54:02.78
gav
Yeah, that's what I'm telling you, man.

00:54:03.17
Chibbs
I know people requested it, but...

00:54:04.80
gav
I reckon, yeah do you you don't remember who requested it?

00:54:06.95
Bevo
Long, long Wikipedia.

00:54:06.97
Chibbs
And they did, like a few people did.

00:54:10.06
gav
Oh, really? This one's been shouted. Yeah, no, that's it, man.

00:54:11.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:12.54
gav
I think we're all sleeping on this shit. I need to yeah i need to track down what's going on here.

00:54:16.02
Chibbs
Okay, you get to the bottom of it, Gav.

00:54:15.74
Jasmin
We're getting old.

00:54:16.09
gav
um i I'll figure out who the fuck this bitch is.

00:54:20.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be a bonus episode. 80 million, you reckon, Babbo?

00:54:26.38
Bevo
yeah

00:54:26.89
Chibbs
Alright, so we got 20 mil from Jaz, 80 mil from Babbo.

00:54:27.25
Bevo
my guess

00:54:28.91
Chibbs
What do you reckon, Gav?

00:54:30.69
gav
ah

00:54:34.49
gav
I'm going fuck.

00:54:35.94
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:36.33
gav
I'm going to probably split the difference. I'll take a swing at 50. I'll take a swing at 50.

00:54:40.04
Chibbs
Okay, alright. She's worth eight million dollars US.

00:54:43.47
gav
Oh fuck.

00:54:43.58
Bevo
yeah and

00:54:44.77
Jasmin
Eight.

00:54:45.75
Bevo
Swinging way too hard for the fences there.

00:54:45.98
Chibbs
Eight.

00:54:46.67
Jasmin
Do I win if I'm closest?

00:54:47.14
Chibbs
Eight. You.

00:54:48.73
gav
You 100% win.

00:54:48.83
Chibbs
Yes, you.

00:54:50.19
Jasmin
Ooh. I never win anything.

00:54:53.37
Chibbs
yeah Well, well done.

00:54:53.85
gav
Life's a rebirth, nothing but net worth, Jazz.

00:54:56.76
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you won.

00:54:58.14
gav
um Annoyingly enough, my original guess, before you said sent, my guess was gonna be 15.

00:54:59.06
Chibbs
You were you were ah twelve million dollars off.

00:55:02.36
Jasmin
Let me have this. kind of

00:55:04.26
Bevo
Your plaque is in the mail.

00:55:09.37
Chibbs
Oh, all right.

00:55:09.95
gav
And then you said sent and I was just like, oh, it must...

00:55:10.35
Chibbs
And then the sea is set. You think there's that much money in this Melanie Martin is set?

00:55:13.99
Bevo
You know, I've got one other thing.

00:55:14.83
gav
Motherfucker, every single time we go cent, it's hundreds of millions.

00:55:15.43
Bevo
I've got one other, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:16.25
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

00:55:18.91
gav
I was going i was going low with 50.

00:55:20.56
Bevo
One other, one other clue though. I was actually looking at her website as well before and her about me section is all about how many streaming numbers she's gotten, which means fucking shit all.

00:55:28.58
Chibbs
Yeah, so she's not getting paid.

00:55:28.98
gav
Ah, yeah, she's broke. She's broke.

00:55:30.67
Chibbs
She's on this tour though now. Maybe after, like, you know, that's when they're making all the money. No, she's on tour now.

00:55:34.78
gav
I love how we're like $8 million dollars is so poor.

00:55:35.31
Chibbs
29 song tour.

00:55:38.33
Bevo
Well, it kind of is though.

00:55:38.40
Chibbs
Yeah, you piece of shit.

00:55:39.20
Jasmin
ha

00:55:40.32
gav
If I fuck off, if I had an eighth of that, I would be like, I would stop doing the podcast because I'd be better than all of you.

00:55:44.19
Bevo
Yeah, but if you were a household name.

00:55:48.72
gav
Except for maybe Chimp, so I assume has that much money.

00:55:49.06
Bevo
All right,

00:55:50.98
Jasmin
yeah Actually, da do wonder do you wonder why I'm with Matt ever?

00:55:53.06
gav
There's a reason, there's a reason he has the time to do this podcast.

00:55:58.72
Jasmin
like

00:55:59.45
Bevo
play the stinger.

00:55:59.61
Jasmin
its

00:56:00.49
Bevo
Let's go.

00:56:01.64
gav
yeah

00:56:01.84
Chibbs
Alright, let's write this shit.

00:56:06.59
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:56:15.92
Bevo
What's that, what's that jingling going on?

00:56:16.24
Chibbs
What do we roll out of? yeah I don't know, Gavin's playing games.

00:56:18.17
Bevo
You playing dice or something Gavin?

00:56:20.01
Jasmin
two

00:56:20.45
Chibbs
He's got a craps game going. and Digital craps.

00:56:23.54
gav
I was, i'll I'll talk about that in a minute. I had a system. All right. Fuck you.

00:56:27.55
Chibbs
Okay.

00:56:27.57
gav
Carry on.

00:56:27.68
Bevo
Oh, he's rolling it. Okay. youre Yeah, that'll do.

00:56:29.51
Chibbs
Are we gonna roll out of twist like tangled intestines?

00:56:34.70
gav
Um, maybe feet, feet of intestines that you would be tangled in. Um, fuck. What else have we got? How many times you can squeeze void into a sentence?

00:56:42.17
Bevo
How many times do you spin around the corner? ah

00:56:44.82
Chibbs
spinning around a corner.

00:56:45.31
gav
Um, how many spins you've done?

00:56:49.31
Chibbs
How many spins? You've spun so much that you've left the atmosphere.

00:56:51.65
gav
that you've fallen off the edge of the void.

00:56:52.58
Bevo
You're a bit dizzy.

00:56:54.94
Chibbs
You're now in the void of space, spinning for eternity.

00:56:54.99
gav
You've, yeah. ah yeah

00:57:00.01
Bevo
Twirling, twirling.

00:57:00.10
Chibbs
And you're dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead. And one it's one, it's going to be on your Spotify wrapped. What do you give this out of 10, Mello?

00:57:07.79
gav
Oh, yes!

00:57:09.04
Bevo
Cue it up. I'm giving it the weak gutted five.

00:57:12.55
gav
Cute one up!

00:57:21.88
Bevo
That's me.

00:57:22.73
gav
yeah yeah

00:57:24.45
Bevo
Like I said, I listened to it twice. The first time I i was like, I hated it.

00:57:26.10
Chibbs
yeah. yeah

00:57:27.41
Bevo
Second time was okay. So five.

00:57:28.40
Chibbs
Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm the same. Yeah. It was the same sort of thing. Yeah. I was like, at first, I was like, what the fuck is this? And then I think just when I played the stinger for it, listen to what I'm like.

00:57:39.68
Chibbs
Oh, listen to this.

00:57:40.30
gav
ah It's alright, it's alright.

00:57:40.84
Chibbs
It's not as bad as I remember.

00:57:41.05
Bevo
That was my third listen on the stinger and I was like, oh, pretty good.

00:57:42.94
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:57:44.12
gav
ah

00:57:44.34
Chibbs
Yeah. It's similar, right?

00:57:44.51
gav
but

00:57:45.72
Chibbs
Gav, what do you give it?

00:57:47.09
gav
um So I'm giving it a 6. I was just just now, I was, ah my my original intention was a 5 because I actually had, I've got, I mean, I had, I was on a, I was gonna go weak at a dog because I wanted to hear the stinger to be honest.

00:57:51.25
Chibbs
Okay.

00:57:53.69
Bevo
Rolled for initiative.

00:57:56.86
Chibbs
Where were you? Where were you on it?

00:57:58.89
Bevo
He's got his D20 out.

00:58:03.70
Chibbs
But it's worse, Neil.

00:58:06.93
gav
Yeah, well, I was, you know, here's my system. I was on a five. I wasn't sure. I'm more because I wanted to hear the week got a dog theme.

00:58:15.20
Chibbs
Okay.

00:58:15.92
Bevo
And then I did it.

00:58:16.01
gav
I decide I had five bottle caps sitting here.

00:58:19.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58:19.95
gav
And I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna heads or tails these bottle caps two points a piece gets me eat the number out of 10. Three went coopers up. ah i um' um I'm at six, all right?

00:58:29.65
Bevo
And now I'm about to go koopas up.

00:58:29.78
Chibbs
Okay.

00:58:30.32
gav
this one This one meant so little to me.

00:58:30.43
Chibbs
yeah

00:58:32.46
gav
And I did, ah did it definitely had, realistically, if I was talking about how much I liked it, I didn't like it. And it probably did pull some points back because of just how fucking dope those lyrics were about the intestines and shit.

00:58:43.99
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.

00:58:45.81
gav
The fact that she produced it herself is fucking sick. um The film clip is wildcard. Yeah, it's it's a six, but um I could be pulled lower if I'd had maybe one or two less beers.

00:58:56.48
Chibbs
Okay, fair enough. Jazz, what do you give it?

00:58:58.61
Jasmin
Um, I didn't listen to it. I listened to a minute.

00:59:05.35
gav
yeah

00:59:06.16
Jasmin
You were there. I was like, I can't listen to any more of this. I don't like it. And it's boring me. Um, do I have to listen to any more of this? And you said, no, you don't. I said, thank you. And I turned it off.

00:59:17.01
Jasmin
So I think you save 10 for things that are terrible, that you hate, that evoke feelings of hatred in you.

00:59:17.38
gav
Fair, fair.

00:59:21.89
Chibbs
Yeah, you got to hate.

00:59:22.87
gav
Yeah, yeah, if you don't, if you don't, yeah, if you don't want to stab someone about this, yeah.

00:59:23.43
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:59:24.59
Jasmin
I don't have hatred. Yeah, no, I just, I don't want the song near me. um Seven.

00:59:31.40
gav
Fair?

00:59:31.48
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

00:59:32.06
gav
Fair? That's a valid score.

00:59:32.66
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay.

00:59:32.79
Jasmin
I dislike it a lot more than I like it, but I don't hate it.

00:59:33.32
Bevo
Hmm.

00:59:33.42
Chibbs
That's good.

00:59:35.74
Chibbs
Okay.

00:59:36.28
Bevo
That was good too.

00:59:37.54
Chibbs
Yeah. i i I think I was sort of up there around the seven as well, but yeah, I've listened to it a couple of times now and um I mean, I just have to join the.

00:59:51.44
gav
Yeah, there you go. There you go.

00:59:56.11
Chibbs
I'm, I am a, I am a, it's, it's, it's Ricky Stewart talking about some, um some player.

00:59:56.92
gav
eat Can you tell me who the fuck that clip is about?

00:59:59.35
Bevo
Some footy thing.

01:00:03.14
gav
Yeah, no, I can definitely tell it's a footy thing. Who the fuck is he talking about?

01:00:05.66
Chibbs
Yeah. He's, I can't remember who, what player it was about, but it's, yeah, he he was referring to.

01:00:09.36
Bevo
Dr. dan knows dan southern knows he

01:00:12.14
gav
I knew him as a kid and he was a like calling a kid a weak gutted dog is a hell of a throw man.

01:00:16.31
Jasmin
the

01:00:16.90
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Ricky Stewart is a walking piece of shit though.

01:00:22.46
gav
Jesus yeah nice

01:00:22.68
Chibbs
So yeah, um yeah, I'll give it a five as well. ah Thank you, Gav Bevo Jazz, everybody else. Go and fuck yourself and get fucked.

01:00:36.46
Bevo
Dan knows, Dan Southern knows.