
1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die
1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die
Get the Party Started - Pink
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Pink was once the life of every party, spinning tracks that lit up even the darkest rooms. But fame turned sour, and loneliness settled in like dust on her old vinyls. Now, she haunts the scene like a ghost, refusing to let anyone celebrate unless she’s there, watching. The beats she plays feel hollow, a desperate attempt to fill the silence she carries inside. Crowds gather, but the energy is strained, tethered to her presence. People whisper that the real party begins only when she leaves—but she never does. Pink stays until the last light fades, drowning in her own echoes, chasing a joy she no longer remembers.
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00:40.93
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die the podcast we talk about songs so bad It makes you want to cut the brakes on the they still get that thing out Yeah, i'm curious if he gets around his little bubble car
00:48.57
gav
ah
00:50.04
Bevo
like That could be a movie plot, I reckon.
00:50.89
gav
I'd do that from any song Yeah, it gets a run it gets a run every now and then Yeah, I think he does I think he does last time he was out in it didn't they pull up and he like got out and smooched a bunch of babies know like I
00:56.47
Bevo
I don't hear much about the Pope anymore these days, do ya?
01:09.00
Mad Dog
Ah.
01:10.42
Chibbs
What? I thought he has to stay in there in case someone takes a pop shot at him.
01:12.70
gav
Yeah, no, that's the whole, that was, that was the controversy. They were like, were you, were you that desperate to get your lips on an infant that you thought I'll risk getting shot in the fucking head?
01:16.09
Mad Dog
Loves the babies.
01:19.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.
01:21.79
Chibbs
Was there an assassination attempt on the Pope, which is the reason why they made the Pope reveal?
01:23.03
Mad Dog
Couldn't resist the babies.
01:27.10
Chibbs
Or is it just like hysteria?
01:28.56
Mad Dog
So important, they can't risk it.
01:30.33
Bevo
This feels like a separate podcast.
01:32.48
gav
there's been a shitload of attempted assassinations, and I think also just straight up assassinations.
01:35.94
Chibbs
Wow.
01:37.33
gav
Popes have been killed.
01:38.62
Chibbs
Sure.
01:38.63
gav
That's happened.
01:39.05
Bevo
Let's take you in for our new spinoff podcast, Pope Spiriti.
01:38.99
gav
um
01:39.79
Mad Dog
um
01:43.70
Mad Dog
um I'm trying, every fiber of my being wants to get political and I'm fighting it.
01:46.21
gav
Popecast, come on Bevo, Popecast was right there.
01:48.70
Bevo
podcast.
01:49.72
Chibbs
Right, okay.
01:51.16
Bevo
Paper, paper cast, papal cast.
01:51.49
Chibbs
Yeah.
01:54.01
gav
Papecast, fuck this.
01:54.58
Chibbs
ah Paper cut.
01:55.54
gav
I reckon there's, because there used to be some super debaucherous popes back in the day that'd have like orgies and just like.
01:59.78
Chibbs
Oh yeah, the Tudor. Was it the Tudors? Like back that then.
02:03.46
Mad Dog
Nah, the Borges.
02:04.73
Chibbs
The Borges.
02:05.96
Mad Dog
Yeah, they were the Orgy.
02:05.98
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go.
02:05.81
gav
Oh, okay, Mad Dog. Apparently I found my new podcast co-host.
02:09.23
Chibbs
There.
02:10.02
Bevo
Yeah.
02:10.03
gav
What's up?
02:11.63
Chibbs
There.
02:11.37
gav
You wanna fucking party after this, man?
02:11.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.
02:13.17
gav
It's a fucking Thursday night.
02:14.37
Chibbs
there
02:14.79
Mad Dog
They were murder murderies and Orgyists.
02:14.37
gav
I got some tequila out back. You and me are in the same...
02:17.52
Chibbs
Papal, Papalcast hopes that, fuck.
02:18.43
gav
where We're in the same fucking postcode right now, mad dog.
02:21.18
Chibbs
but
02:22.15
gav
You and me could fuck this shit up if we wanted to.
02:24.88
Mad Dog
Fuck we can, man. We could do a spin-off.
02:28.02
Bevo
My grandma had a comic book of the Pope.
02:31.71
Chibbs
ah How did it compare with George R Binks?
02:31.81
Bevo
i'm pretty sure it's no no It's an actual Marvel comic, the life of Pope John Paul II.
02:39.67
Chibbs
Oh, wow.
02:39.63
gav
Oh my god.
02:40.38
Bevo
I don't know if I'm making this memory up, but it exists.
02:43.01
Chibbs
Okay.
02:43.24
Bevo
It's a real comic.
02:43.56
Mad Dog
I imagine it being something like the Adventures of Tintin.
02:44.21
Chibbs
Yeah.
02:45.02
gav
That's loose.
02:48.27
Chibbs
I want to know if there's as many suicide attempts as there are in the Star Wars, George R Binks.
02:54.62
Mad Dog
george yeah It's suicide attempt.
02:58.52
Chibbs
Yeah.
03:00.62
gav
Fuckin' hell.
03:01.63
Chibbs
Jar Jar was such a fuckup he wanted to shoot himself.
03:04.66
Mad Dog
yes And he couldn't even do the job from this from from this range.
03:06.80
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
03:07.23
Chibbs
No.
03:08.35
Bevo
More blank.
03:09.95
gav
That's still our chat photo, isn't it?
03:12.23
Chibbs
George R Binks.
03:14.64
Mad Dog
Is it still a chat photo?
03:14.53
gav
Georgia.
03:16.36
Bevo
Yeah, I think it is.
03:16.17
gav
It's still our chat.
03:16.65
Chibbs
if If I'm ever famous enough to...
03:16.89
gav
I just checked. It's still our chat photo. Georgia binks with a pistol to his temple.
03:20.63
Chibbs
ah If I'm ever famous enough to book into hotels under a fake name, they'll they'll be signs.
03:21.50
Mad Dog
Yeah. he's George R.
03:26.33
Bevo
You know what, thanks.
03:30.75
Mad Dog
Binks.
03:30.51
gav
ah
03:32.36
Chibbs
yeah Speaking of um signs, we are doing get the party stuff... Wait, is that what it's called? the first
03:40.35
Bevo
yet
03:40.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.
03:41.10
Bevo
yeah it is
03:41.49
Chibbs
Get the party started bying by... I don't know how you pronounce something that has an exclamation mark in the middle of it. How would you say it?
03:49.09
Mad Dog
Peek Peek
03:49.14
Bevo
but
03:51.28
Chibbs
think
04:06.47
Bevo
Yep. Yeah,
04:10.29
Bevo
it is.
04:12.05
Chibbs
Yeah, good call. I swear, I swear to God I put a fade out in.
04:17.45
Bevo
I even got the volume.
04:20.36
Chibbs
I swear I did. I swear I did.
04:23.93
gav
You are missing the mug.
04:27.14
Chibbs
I swear I did.
04:29.11
Bevo
That's funny that way.
04:31.99
Chibbs
It's so fucking harsh. It's such a harsh transition.
04:39.40
Chibbs
Kevin's here.
04:41.28
gav
Yeah, ah sadly.
04:42.44
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, you can't wait to see if he's ready to get the party started.
04:46.79
Bevo
Yeah, let's, I'm coming up.
04:49.93
gav
Ha ha ha.
04:50.57
Chibbs
And Mad Dog's here. Yeah, that's the sound of a party.
04:54.71
Bevo
Oh, there's so many things to talk about.
04:56.25
Chibbs
That's what that is. Yeah, the lyrics are great. Oh, that's great.
05:01.30
gav
I am actually pretty excited for this one.
05:05.05
Chibbs
but So, let's go. the The intro.
05:05.75
gav
There's ah there's a lot going on.
05:07.78
Chibbs
Yeah, there's an intro. The intro goes... a
05:13.92
Bevo
Nelson.
05:15.24
Chibbs
Yeah.
05:14.97
gav
I read it like, yeah.
05:16.38
Bevo
I said ha ha!
05:20.27
Chibbs
That's the intro. That was the intro. They were straight into a chorus. Don't Boris, get to the chorus. Let's go. I'm coming up so you better get this party started.
05:32.36
Chibbs
I'm coming up so you better get this party started.
05:37.22
Bevo
So Gavin, what's, it what's, what's, what is it in drug culture when you're coming up?
05:37.40
Chibbs
That's it.
05:38.92
gav
Yeah.
05:43.85
gav
That's just like when the drugs are kicking in. Um, so like, yeah, if you've, if you've had like, you know, uh, like exociram, you know, if you've, if you've had something and usually it's a pill or or powder and it's like something that takes a little while and half an hour later, you're like, Oh, I'm coming up.
05:46.72
Bevo
right
05:56.58
Bevo
Hmm.
06:00.47
Chibbs
I'm coming up!
06:01.82
Mad Dog
It hits.
06:02.76
Chibbs
Okay so in this scenario the party has not started yet but she has taken drugs and is keen for the party to start yet no one else is ready for the party.
06:06.56
Bevo
Yeah, everyone's just sitting around it.
06:13.24
gav
Yeah.
06:14.50
Bevo
And it's it's like a fucking Tupperware party or something god, here goes Pink.
06:14.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.
06:17.67
gav
yeah ah Show me those containers. Show me those fucking containers.
06:23.05
Mad Dog
just a few lemon meringue pies on the table and yeah.
06:26.68
Chibbs
yeah
06:27.60
Bevo
The club.
06:28.09
Mad Dog
um i I sort of see it because I know it's Pink writing this and she's a fucking narcissist so it's kind of like
06:39.18
Mad Dog
I'm coming up in there.
06:42.28
Bevo
threat always
06:43.40
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah. So yeah, it's kind of like I'm the main character of this story.
06:45.55
Chibbs
but Any minute now.
06:49.32
gav
the
06:50.23
Chibbs
The party can begin because I am here.
06:50.72
Mad Dog
So when I arrive, this party better be fucking poppin'.
06:50.43
gav
ah
06:55.42
gav
The subtext that each of those two lines is missing is the words or else at the end, right?
07:00.33
Chibbs
Yay, yay, yay.
07:00.55
Mad Dog
Or else, exactly.
07:02.02
gav
You better get this party started or else.
07:02.58
Bevo
The threat.
07:08.23
Chibbs
Actually putting or else at the end of nearly any line in this song is funny.
07:12.77
gav
ah Get this party started on a Saturday night or else.
07:13.57
Bevo
it's also we just any song any song fucking like can you feel the love tonight or else
07:15.63
Chibbs
and know Or else.
07:18.20
Mad Dog
Everybody's waiting for me to arrive or else.
07:20.50
Chibbs
Or else.
07:20.95
gav
health
07:21.83
Chibbs
but
07:25.01
Chibbs
yeah Or else.
07:28.56
Mad Dog
We've just, we've just unlocked a code here.
07:28.95
gav
ah That is good that is good I like that
07:30.25
Chibbs
What a gem! ah
07:34.76
Chibbs
yeah
07:34.95
Bevo
Um, the other thing, if you take a bit more innocently, it's like the party's just upstairs. So she's on the bottom floor yelling to the people, I'm coming up.
07:39.92
Chibbs
yeah
07:44.30
Mad Dog
So when I get there, the party better be fucking started.
07:48.19
Chibbs
ah It's just like it starts on different levels like it started down here now I'm coming up there you better start quick start the party I'm coming what yeah what is this a bell need to ring what's is the start how do you know a party is started
07:48.22
gav
but
07:57.82
Mad Dog
what What constitutes a party starting?
07:58.25
Bevo
like That old, remember that.
08:04.50
Bevo
It makes me think of that all that old 90s joke like, Jesus is coming, look busy.
08:09.27
gav
yeah Pink's coming, start the party.
08:11.53
Mad Dog
Like, is it ah is it a party popper?
08:12.29
Bevo
ah party
08:14.08
Mad Dog
Or if someone puts on the Christmas hat out of the bonbon?
08:18.12
Bevo
Maybe the music and music's just like classical and then she comes up and they have to fucking quickly turn it onto something daft one.
08:18.30
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know.
08:23.21
Chibbs
It's a vinyl scratch. good
08:26.28
Mad Dog
Classical.
08:26.03
gav
You're probably wondering how I got here.
08:30.28
Chibbs
A verse one, verse one. Get the party started on a Saturday night. Everybody's waiting for me to arrive.
08:39.04
Mad Dog
I was right.
08:39.83
Chibbs
You were right. Sending out the messages to all of my friends will be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz. I got lots of style.
08:50.40
Chibbs
Check my gold diamond rings. I can go for miles if you know what I mean.
08:56.81
Bevo
No.
08:56.46
gav
oh
08:57.24
Chibbs
I don't.
08:57.59
Mad Dog
Okay.
08:58.40
gav
I don't and also that doesn't rhyme that doesn't fit the rhyme scheme
09:00.23
Bevo
If you're walking.
09:03.45
Chibbs
It doesn't rhyme at all and I don't, I'm confused by it.
09:07.65
gav
Yeah.
09:09.16
Chibbs
more So she can swim or run?
09:10.08
gav
what do you what do you What do you think she means? Yeah.
09:13.16
Mad Dog
Um, she's an athlete.
09:13.83
Chibbs
Walk, swim, run. What else can you do for miles?
09:17.24
Bevo
Drive.
09:18.27
Chibbs
Drive.
09:18.20
gav
She's gonna cycle.
09:19.43
Chibbs
I mean, that's not as impressive, is it?
09:21.20
gav
Maybe she's gonna downhill bicycle race.
09:22.89
Bevo
Maybe, maybe she wants Miles Davis music playing at the party and she's going, like yeah, if you know what I mean.
09:26.71
Chibbs
Ah, right.
09:27.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.
09:27.83
Chibbs
I could go for some miles.
09:29.45
gav
Oh, that's true.
09:30.91
Mad Dog
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
09:31.28
Bevo
Oh, jazz. Okay. we
09:34.06
gav
Then I'm Miles Davis.
09:38.88
Chibbs
I'd like it if it was a Mercedes Benz like Vito, like the van, the fucking, a cargo van.
09:38.91
Bevo
and
09:44.24
gav
Oh, yeah.
09:44.74
Bevo
yeah Well, like if if you read the lyrics literally, sending out the message to all of my friends will be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz, implying that she's got all of her friends in the Mercedes.
09:46.16
gav
the
09:54.45
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a clown car situation.
09:56.19
Mad Dog
Yeah, it is.
09:56.26
gav
Melissa by
09:58.23
Mad Dog
It's a clam car.
10:00.25
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the most famous clown car episode of all time that never came out.
10:10.01
Chibbs
yeah because she's a fucking clown that's what she's doing yeah yeah she said she's coming up so i guess she'll be as soon
10:10.38
Bevo
Pink, what are you doing?
10:14.36
gav
she does have pink hair i think in this not until pain comes to be fair she was
10:17.02
Bevo
Everybody's waiting for me to arrive as they're sitting around like, can't get the button. Someone starts blowing a balloon away. Not until think comes.
10:31.89
Bevo
Just one, one party pop up. who
10:37.03
gav
She was a wild card back at this point in time. I think I read something um' I'm not sure if this is gonna get mentioned later so apologies if I'm jumping the gun but I read somewhere that she won some um was it some VMAs or something for this song and when she it was like best film clip or some shit and she accepted the award just trashed like she was pissed as a fart
10:51.46
Chibbs
Right.
10:54.25
Chibbs
Okay.
10:59.77
Chibbs
Yeah, I was talking about this today that she was sort of like the anti Britney Spears or Aguilera, but was still a complete manufactured pop star.
11:04.98
Bevo
Britney.
11:04.72
gav
the anti-industry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
11:10.53
Bevo
Well, do you remember, remember that? I think it might've been her first single was that, most guys want a man with a bling bling, which sounds like all of those other ones.
11:16.46
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is exactly like them.
11:19.34
Bevo
Not like when you think of pink, you don't think of that style, but that was her first one.
11:20.13
gav
Yeah.
11:23.52
Chibbs
She was an R&B artist, basically.
11:24.76
Bevo
Yeah.
11:24.40
gav
And then when she released that song, she mentioned Britney Spears cause she was like, what's that song? Cause I'm a fucking something to myself. Don't let me get me. I'm my own worst enemy.
11:34.65
gav
She had that song and anyway. She was like tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears.
11:36.51
Mad Dog
Yep.
11:39.43
Bevo
Oh, she's so pretty.
11:39.75
gav
She's so pretty.
11:40.60
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
11:40.43
gav
That just ain't me.
11:41.83
Chibbs
Right, yeah.
11:42.69
gav
It was like, it kind of split in the hands here. Really?
11:46.06
Chibbs
Yeah.
11:46.05
gav
I don't know.
11:48.35
Chibbs
Industry puppet, just on a different finger.
11:49.36
gav
Industry puppet.
11:52.06
Mad Dog
It was a different time.
11:52.93
gav
It's like Elvis' manager selling fuck Elvis badges to get the money off the haters as well.
11:57.52
Bevo
Yeah, I love that.
11:57.67
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:57.37
gav
It's like the industry was like, here's Britney Spears and anti-Britney Spears.
12:01.81
Chibbs
And pink!
12:02.33
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
12:05.83
Bevo
See, you don't like Brittany, eh?
12:07.47
Chibbs
a
12:07.78
gav
yeah
12:10.01
Chibbs
it
12:11.47
Mad Dog
Hey.
12:12.03
Chibbs
Uh, anyway, she starts fucking yelling me out at her friend again about coming up. So you better get the party started. But then she, she actually comes a few times in the middle of those where she just says, I'm coming up.
12:21.87
gav
Mmm, I'm coming up I'm gonna come Do not come do not come I'm gonna come Yeah, it's like my it's it's probably like top three favorite videos of my fucking entire it's so good
12:24.42
Chibbs
I'm coming. of
12:32.97
Mad Dog
I'm coming up.
12:40.58
Bevo
Is that like Trump and trump and Kamala? Is that what that is?
12:50.50
gav
fucking kills me every single time. I cannot, I cannot not laugh when I say that shit.
12:57.03
Chibbs
Mad Dog and I got a video taking office at the last Hawks game dancing after their win in the Trump manner.
13:05.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, doing the Trump dance.
13:06.00
Bevo
They play YMCA?
13:08.00
Chibbs
Yeah, they were.
13:08.00
Bevo
yeah
13:08.40
Mad Dog
Yeah, it was. It was.
13:09.98
Chibbs
and was y m c It The leg.
13:10.20
Mad Dog
That's why we're doing it. who did do da d
13:15.84
Chibbs
Each leg. In and out.
13:16.60
gav
Oh my God, that's fucking excellent.
13:19.15
Chibbs
yeah
13:19.35
Bevo
Oh boy.
13:21.69
Chibbs
ah Shit. Okay, verse 2. Pumping up the volume, breaking down to the beat. Cruising through the west side, we'll be checking the scene.
13:32.57
gav
even
13:34.15
Chibbs
Boulevard is freaking as I'm coming up fast. I'll be burning rubber, you'll be kissing my ass.
13:42.15
gav
yeah All right. All right.
13:43.67
Chibbs
Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car, license plate says stunner, hashtag one superstar.
13:54.89
Bevo
All right. I got heaps. I got heaps in this verse.
13:57.09
gav
Go on.
13:57.52
Chibbs
but yeah
13:57.65
gav
Let it rip. Just let it rip.
13:58.96
Bevo
This First one, pumping up the volume, breaking down to the beat. people thinking
14:08.20
Chibbs
that that genuinely seems like pink at this time of like I just want to be an artist but they're making me do this trash and she's just hearing like wa walk
14:09.99
Bevo
a
14:21.76
Chibbs
what wobwa yeah i'm but singer
14:25.54
gav
yeah
14:30.05
Chibbs
ah Do you think she's ever you think she's ever a cruise through the west side of anywhere?
14:31.63
Bevo
BOOVAD.
14:36.18
Bevo
who
14:35.85
gav
I... No, so I think Pink is one of those artists that has a weird backstory where I think she was a heroin addict and then
14:45.22
Chibbs
I thought that was Fergie.
14:47.02
gav
No, no, no, I'm pretty sure, I mean, I'm not saying it wasn't Fergie.
14:49.31
Mad Dog
Yeah, she's totally brat, guys.
14:50.72
gav
I reckon it probably was Fergie as well, but I'm pretty sure Pink was, fuck, I didn't fact check this before we jumped on, so I apologize if I'm wrong.
14:51.76
Mad Dog
She's brat.
14:56.63
Chibbs
No, no, don't.
14:57.20
Bevo
I just, just googled Keroen and it's like a brand.
14:58.51
Chibbs
Just go.
14:58.34
gav
I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna go, I'm just gonna go. I'm pretty sure Pink was a heroine addict, and she decided that she was just gonna bask until she got famous, and then that's exactly what happened.
15:09.56
gav
She like got got picked up.
15:10.45
Chibbs
And there's the lesson, kids.
15:12.53
gav
I think she like went down to some fucking spot where people bask and she just started seeing her ass off and got famous.
15:16.36
Chibbs
She sucked someone off.
15:19.00
Bevo
Hmm.
15:19.56
Chibbs
She soed sucked someone off.
15:21.68
gav
um I'm trying to figure out if I'm fucking... Anyway, yeah.
15:25.66
Chibbs
Oh, that doesn't ring a bell to me at all.
15:27.76
Bevo
So, and carrying on.
15:27.64
gav
ah could be I could be completely wrong.
15:30.59
Bevo
ah ah I actually Google search pink heroin addict and there's no, there's nothing.
15:31.54
Chibbs
Okay, Ollivard. Yeah, doesn' it doesn't. I'm sure that's Fergie.
15:34.90
gav
All right.
15:36.41
Chibbs
I'm sure you're talking about Fergie.
15:38.26
Bevo
um Boulevard is freaking as I'm coming up fast.
15:40.08
gav
I might be seeing, I might be doing bad for you.
15:42.61
Chibbs
yeah
15:43.04
Bevo
Was that the pink?
15:44.59
gav
yeah ah
15:45.26
Mad Dog
yeah
15:45.32
Chibbs
this the The straight is?
15:46.97
Bevo
but
15:49.94
Chibbs
so
15:53.74
Bevo
Is that pink breaking down to the beach?
15:54.70
gav
ah
15:56.87
Chibbs
Freakin' out!
16:00.94
Chibbs
ah ah So she's getting her ass eaten out while she doesn't burn out? is that what this Was that in the video?
16:08.22
Bevo
You guys remember that the the radio edit says kissing my ends?
16:13.29
Chibbs
Did it?
16:14.20
Bevo
Yeah.
16:14.06
gav
Yeah, that was such a bad edit.
16:14.91
Chibbs
How does it make it? What does that mean?
16:17.46
Bevo
I don't know. I don't know.
16:19.31
Mad Dog
Kissing my ends.
16:21.14
Bevo
I'll get bone and rubber, you'll be kissing my ends.
16:24.96
Chibbs
That doesn't make any sense.
16:25.42
Mad Dog
That's so dumb.
16:26.05
Chibbs
Is ends like short for the n-word?
16:26.53
Bevo
That's what it was.
16:29.58
Bevo
That was the end of her body.
16:30.15
gav
No, N-E-N-D-S, like the back of her.
16:32.40
Chibbs
Oh, ends. I thought it was like n, apostrophe s, like ends.
16:33.92
Bevo
Ends.
16:38.28
Bevo
Pull up to the bumper.
16:38.05
gav
Ha ha, he'll be kissing my ends! Oh god, thelic the implications of that if that's what it is.
16:43.24
Chibbs
And I'm like, oh holy shit, that's way worse than ass.
16:47.70
gav
Oh my god.
16:50.55
Bevo
Pull up to the bumper means she's had an accident.
16:50.31
gav
That's genuinely so much worse.
16:52.59
Bevo
She's bumped into someone else.
16:54.16
Chibbs
Yeah, that's what it's just like you can't just speak on like couldn't crack. She's just fucking completely like T-bone someone and then and then goes check out the license plates bitch.
17:05.66
Chibbs
She's like I am that's exactly what I'm doing Yeah You can't fit this on a license plate, there's no fucking way you've got once this stunner
17:08.02
Bevo
I don't
17:09.68
gav
ah
17:10.45
Mad Dog
Easy to remember.
17:11.96
Bevo
know about America, but out we've, we get six characters. Is that right? Yeah.
17:20.09
Chibbs
Um, like hyphen hashtag one superstar.
17:26.65
Chibbs
And if that was all together as one word, it'd be just fucking absolute gibberish.
17:33.20
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's gibberish.
17:34.24
Chibbs
Yeah.
17:35.12
Mad Dog
It is gibberish.
17:35.44
gav
It's 21 characters including the spaces so
17:35.90
Chibbs
Um.
17:35.99
Bevo
Hmm. And if you took the bowels out even then it'd still be way too many.
17:41.07
Chibbs
way too many. yeah
17:42.58
gav
The nurse buster.
17:43.63
Mad Dog
yeah
17:46.85
Chibbs
You can't put a hashtag one in the middle of it. That's that's how she sounds after a car accident.
18:00.90
Chibbs
Or the victim that she ran into sounded like that as she tried to...
18:03.29
gav
Oh my god.
18:04.26
Chibbs
They're like, did you get a plate? And they're like... dirt gen As bleeding out over their steering wheel.
18:08.67
gav
joseph
18:12.27
gav
yeah
18:15.22
gav
ah oh
18:18.11
Chibbs
yeah This pink-haired bitch just fucking ran me off the road.
18:22.15
gav
cheey She said that she'd be burning rubber and I'd be kissing her ass and then she fucking ran me into a ball.
18:23.92
Chibbs
but and And I was freaking out.
18:24.45
Bevo
Crying.
18:30.29
Bevo
She was coming up so fast.
18:31.18
Mad Dog
The whole boulevard was freaking out. That was the last thing I remembered before getting fucking t-boned.
18:37.33
Chibbs
yeah
18:39.42
Mad Dog
Everyone was freaking the fuck out.
18:41.33
Chibbs
if i was freaking it ah good verse another court she's still getting to the party she's still running out seen i'm i'm coming i i promise you i am coming this is the person that's always like yeah no i'll be there i'll be there for sure so this uh pink said pink said they were gonna come yeah i'm coming yeah i'm coming
18:46.71
gav
It was.
18:50.62
Mad Dog
She's not even there.
18:58.43
gav
Oh, yep.
19:03.11
gav
She said she was leaving 10 minutes ago.
19:06.74
Mad Dog
don't This is the definition of, don't threaten me with a good time.
19:11.68
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:11.81
gav
Mm.
19:14.26
Chibbs
Yeah, it is. That third verse, because that's what we needed from Pink. Making my connection as I enter the room. Everybody's chilling as I set up the groove.
19:27.57
Chibbs
Pumping up the volume with this brand new beat. Everybody's dancing and they're dancing for me. I'm your operator. You can call anytime.
19:39.47
Chibbs
I'll be your connection to the party line.
19:42.80
Mad Dog
Jesus.
19:42.89
Bevo
So the reveal here is that she's the DJ.
19:43.42
Chibbs
That sounds... Yeah, and yeah, that's when the party wasn't fucking starting. Yeah, there's no one there. Also, Connection to the party line has Soviet undertones, does it not?
19:55.89
gav
Oh, it does.
19:56.95
Mad Dog
It's very hammer and sickle.
19:56.57
gav
It absolutely does. Yeah, it's like the red it's like the red telephone red telephone to the Kremlin.
20:02.17
Chibbs
You know how like Chinese companies, like they have like, this is CEO, but the office next door is the fucking government official.
20:03.08
Mad Dog
yeah
20:10.17
Mad Dog
Yes.
20:10.44
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like that sort of thing.
20:11.33
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. In the back room.
20:12.58
Chibbs
ah Yeah, no, he's not in the back room.
20:13.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.
20:14.48
Chibbs
He has a fucking office next to the CEO. It's just like he's just keeping an eye on things, making sure he's that's the party line right there.
20:17.55
Mad Dog
Yeah. Okay.
20:20.74
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.
20:23.55
Chibbs
um Now, do you think anyone would be dancing this vigorously to a song they have never heard before?
20:30.18
gav
Brand new beat. Yeah, you're right.
20:31.83
Bevo
Maybe, could be.
20:32.77
gav
No, that stinks that stinks a bit People were jumping around yeah, that's fair That is so fucking sick
20:33.55
Chibbs
Really? you Actually, to be fair, I reckon the first time anyone ever put on Jump Around by House of Pain, people lost their shit.
20:41.32
Bevo
Yeah, there's a few songs that I reckon you'd... Have you seen that video that's going around at the moment of um MGMT at some college thing playing kids for the first time?
20:47.75
Chibbs
Yes, I did say that. Yeah, yes.
20:53.21
Bevo
and Pulling a crowd.
20:53.52
Mad Dog
I haven't seen that.
20:55.25
Chibbs
I like that even though, even them, it just, I'm like, I'm having flashbacks to every gig I've ever played in my life where you can see people dancing and and really getting into it, but it's 10 meters away from the stage.
20:55.35
Mad Dog
I'll just look that up.
21:05.95
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
21:07.23
Chibbs
It's like, they're fucking loving it. They're real far away loving it though.
21:10.03
gav
They're real far away though.
21:11.58
Chibbs
Yeah.
21:11.65
gav
I like that, I like that he starts to sing and he kind of is like almost chuckling between lines and looking over to fucking the other guy and they're both like, this is a song.
21:17.68
Chibbs
Yeah.
21:21.70
Chibbs
yeah
21:21.67
gav
And it's just like, it looks so dorky. And it's just like, this one became one of the biggest hits of the, one of the biggest hits of the 2010s.
21:24.55
Bevo
yeah His singing is not great too.
21:27.33
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's great album it's great album Yeah, yeah She fucking goes hard in the still getting to the party better be fucking pumping when I get there I'll tell you that much I've got nothing else Yeah Big time it's cult cult like
21:30.11
gav
Fuck, that's a good song. Yeah. I put that album on the other day, actually. Crack him.
21:43.81
gav
I'll tell you what though, sorry, just on the previous verse, everyone's dancing and they're dancing for me. Just sounds a bit creepy, right? Like I didn't catch the annotation.
21:51.97
Bevo
Well, do you see the annotation here?
21:52.53
Mad Dog
yeah it's right i agree that she's a dj and it's a cult yeah it's it's a charming cult yeah everyone's drinking the kool-aid yeah
21:55.15
Bevo
The annotation is empathogenic thoughts courtesy of MDMA use.
21:59.74
Chibbs
Ahh. Now Gav's not sold.
22:01.93
gav
I'm not sold on that.
22:06.99
gav
Yeah, I think she's just
22:07.48
Chibbs
Yeah, a charming little cult.
22:09.84
gav
A charming little cult.
22:12.24
Chibbs
Yeah, that's...
22:12.27
gav
A charming little throw of acid.
22:17.05
Chibbs
Drink tight me back. Take me back.
22:19.27
gav
Take me back to the days.
22:20.73
Chibbs
A ah charming terrorist attack.
22:24.21
Mad Dog
it's Charming.
22:26.15
Chibbs
Charming act of terrorism, the asset attack is. Uh, yeah, chorus, same shit. She gets to the outro. Now she's not saying that she's coming anymore. She's just flat out fucking demanding that you start the fucking party.
22:36.85
Bevo
man
22:39.31
Chibbs
She's there now. She's there.
22:40.58
Bevo
yeah
22:41.11
Chibbs
Now it just says,
22:40.72
gav
All right. She's there. What's.
22:43.19
Chibbs
Get this party started. Oh, get this party started right now. Get this party started. Oh, get this party started. Get this party started right now.
22:53.00
Bevo
Or else.
22:53.42
gav
Or else.
22:54.07
Chibbs
Or else.
22:54.56
Mad Dog
Or else.
22:56.49
Chibbs
Yeah.
22:59.52
Bevo
I'm trying to think of some more good, like, or else songs.
22:59.59
Chibbs
Fuck.
22:59.48
gav
oh fuck
23:02.38
Chibbs
Yeah.
23:02.94
Mad Dog
Oh, they'd be saving.
23:02.98
Bevo
What have we got? What have we got?
23:04.61
Chibbs
That would be silly.
23:05.09
Mad Dog
We can try it from now on with everything.
23:06.45
gav
Imagine all the people living life in peace or else.
23:09.60
Bevo
he's the new one by elton john and kiy de don't go breaking my heart or el
23:16.82
Chibbs
ah It works every time.
23:17.93
Bevo
go to elton to
23:19.30
Chibbs
yeah yeah ah It was released on the 16th of October 2001, 35 days after the towers fell.
23:19.40
Bevo
finally failed john
23:29.20
gav
wait october 35 this came out 35 days after the tale was
23:31.03
Mad Dog
Off all.
23:32.46
Chibbs
Yeah.
23:33.25
Mad Dog
That was fresh.
23:35.77
Bevo
Here's the new one by Elton John and Kiki Dee.
23:36.14
Chibbs
They were digging corpses out of rubble while she was saying,
23:38.25
Bevo
Don't go breaking my heart or else.
23:41.55
Mad Dog
Let's get the body started.
23:42.71
Chibbs
I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
23:43.30
gav
coming up ah you be not is know yeah shes like i'm Coming up.
23:46.01
Mad Dog
Let's go and all.
23:46.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Like the tumors, the tumors hadn't even started to grow in the firefighter's brains at this point.
23:48.80
gav
I'm coming up to the hundred and fifth floor.
23:54.06
Chibbs
Like, yeah.
23:54.14
gav
My God, this is fresh.
23:54.88
Mad Dog
Damn.
23:56.03
gav
That is fresh.
23:57.82
Chibbs
Real fresh. It's such, it's one of the songs to have become a hit ah straight after 9-11.
23:58.74
Mad Dog
What a callous fucking human being.
24:04.48
Chibbs
Like it was just like, with well were they ready to party?
24:06.66
gav
Well, yeah, that's like, that's right in the slot.
24:11.75
gav
Yeah, I think the, I think the, I think the film clip featured a high rise building, no less.
24:13.03
Bevo
Clearly.
24:14.35
Mad Dog
ah well
24:16.44
Chibbs
my god like two you're saying like two two two people enter the tower interesting a second person has entered the building
24:18.05
gav
And her infiltrating it in through a window. She, her, actually, now that I think about it, I'm sorry, I'm jumping the gun a little bit, but it's her and a friend. Like her and one other person enter a, two, two people enter a high rise building in the film clip.
24:35.71
Bevo
A second color is entered the building.
24:36.43
gav
Two people enter a town.
24:41.23
Bevo
A second color is entered the building.
24:42.00
gav
What did you say Bevo?
24:45.26
gav
A second color?
24:46.20
Bevo
started
24:47.30
Chibbs
Well, pink and yellow.
24:48.51
Bevo
the name is pink
24:50.25
gav
Okay.
24:51.25
Bevo
A second shade of pink is started the party.
24:52.61
gav
Yeah. All right. I'll just leave that one there.
24:59.19
Chibbs
it's It's written by Linda Perry of Four Non-Blondes.
25:01.60
gav
All right.
25:03.60
Bevo
i'm like Yeah, Yeah.
25:05.46
Chibbs
It was originally intended for Madonna's 2000 album Music, but her team turned it down. I can imagine this being a Madonna song back then.
25:14.21
gav
Yeah, yep.
25:14.74
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
25:16.11
Mad Dog
Maybe. b
25:17.22
Chibbs
Shirley Bassey released a version of it in 2007.
25:20.87
Bevo
Yeah, I can hear that.
25:21.84
Chibbs
Yeah? And Pink told Q Magazine in 2017, you'd have to ask Linda Perry if it's about ecstasy. I don't know what she meant with it. I still don't know if it's I'm coming out or I'm coming up.
25:34.12
Chibbs
I don't even know what I say.
25:36.67
gav
Oh my God.
25:37.07
Bevo
Distant distancing herself.
25:39.22
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, it's produced by Linda Perry as well. So written and produced. So Linda Perry song through through.
25:45.94
Bevo
Did you get the quote about from Linda here?
25:48.60
Chibbs
No, uh, yeah, I think I did. Yeah.
25:50.63
Bevo
Pro tools.
25:50.94
Chibbs
Hold on. Yeah. Uh, yes, I do. I do. So she's, Linda Perry is credited with writing all instruments, drum programming, production, and a recording of the song.
26:02.42
Chibbs
Like fucking everything.
26:03.43
Bevo
Hmm.
26:04.51
Chibbs
And, um, she said, uh, the process of the song was unlike her. ah She was going through a weird phase during where she wanted to learn about drum programming.
26:17.09
Chibbs
So she programmed her first beat starting with a bass guitar and in her words, did the ba did what the beat was asking to do. She decided to put every wrong instrument into the song and consequently added a horn sample.
26:33.19
Mad Dog
Jesus.
26:33.70
Chibbs
It's just a it's like this is the first beat I've ever made and I'm just jamming every fucking annoying thing into it I possibly can.
26:33.51
gav
And that's...
26:40.78
Bevo
I've mentioned it before, but this this song is all one chord too. It never changes.
26:44.88
gav
Oh, shit.
26:46.06
Mad Dog
Obviously, Bev, you would have picked up on the that little wah guitar going on in the.
26:52.08
Bevo
Yeah. Well, let me, let me just read you this real quick.
26:52.12
gav
Wow, wow, wow.
26:53.62
Mad Dog
time
26:54.93
Bevo
Uh, I got Pro Tools and set it up. Get the party started was just me figuring out what all this stuff does. I came up with that beat, laid it down, found all these weird chords and sounds and put the horns. Then I went back to my guitar for the Wawa's.
27:06.48
Bevo
I was just having fun. I picked up a microphone and said, I'm going to say every cliched line I can think of and came up with get the party started on a Saturday night and wrote a bunch of stuff down. I called up my manager afterwards and said, I just wrote a damn hit.
27:19.10
Bevo
It was too easy.
27:21.20
Chibbs
Fuck.
27:21.05
gav
Jesus Christ.
27:22.30
Chibbs
It was her experimenting with how to move it.
27:23.02
Mad Dog
Wow.
27:23.62
gav
Linda Perry is a bad bitch, man. I don't give a fuck. She's a legend. i
27:27.40
Chibbs
The thing is, i didn't I read that and then went, oh fuck, let me go back and listen to it again. And then went, oh, this is the most chaotic, annoying fucking sounding song I've ever heard in my life.
27:33.24
Bevo
Hmm.
27:36.62
Bevo
There's a lot of things going on here.
27:37.26
Mad Dog
It is.
27:37.70
gav
Yeah, that's a great point.
27:38.69
Bevo
Yeah.
27:38.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.
27:38.94
Chibbs
It's just like this cartoon sounds going off left and right. everywhere It's like, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, I never realized there was one chord that's wild.
27:42.52
Mad Dog
It's...
27:44.54
Bevo
See, that's the thing, because it's one chord, because there's one chord, you've they've got to keep your attention by adding stuff.
27:46.44
Mad Dog
It's overwhelming. Yeah.
27:55.19
Bevo
Yeah.
27:55.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, I guess it works.
28:00.85
gav
well Or else.
28:01.41
Mad Dog
It's very overwhelming.
28:02.59
Chibbs
and so It says like there's a lot of fucking shit going on.
28:02.65
Mad Dog
There's a lot going on.
28:05.61
Chibbs
Is there a video?
28:07.17
Bevo
There is mad dog. Hit it.
28:10.82
Mad Dog
You better get that fucking party started. Or or else.
28:24.99
Bevo
I was a bit angry when I wrote this one.
28:30.09
Chibbs
Oh, nice. I like that.
28:31.58
Mad Dog
I like it when you're angry.
28:31.39
gav
Yeah, a bit of venom hit us with it.
28:32.47
Bevo
So imagine, imagine I'm a Willy Wonka yelling at Charlie.
28:36.60
Chibbs
ah You stole!
28:37.32
Mad Dog
yeah
28:37.19
gav
ah
28:39.68
Bevo
Pink gets no party started. None. The club is not a party. Even if it was, Hitt had already started. No one even acknowledges a presence in the club. License plate says liar. Number one, bullshitter.
28:53.24
gav
ah
28:55.65
Mad Dog
You were in mood.
28:55.59
gav
The claws are out.
28:56.26
Chibbs
ah Yeah, I like that.
28:58.34
Mad Dog
You were in a mood.
28:59.73
gav
around getting catty yeah it's it's very it's it's very of the times though they they filmed yeah it's
29:01.09
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.
29:01.37
Mad Dog
hey
29:03.99
Chibbs
It's a shit video.
29:06.36
Bevo
Fish eye.
29:06.40
Chibbs
Yeah.
29:07.20
Bevo
I guess it worked out, doesn't it?
29:08.33
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking fish eye as well.
29:12.22
Chibbs
It's like, oh, she's naked. Sort of. But then I'm like, you go, I don't really know. I don't think I want to see pink naked. Like it's it's a Simpsons.
29:21.31
Mad Dog
I
29:21.30
Chibbs
Like all these naked photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
29:23.32
Bevo
Whoopi doll.
29:26.24
Mad Dog
i
29:26.26
Chibbs
ah I just, I just, ah I think I find pink to be completely asexual.
29:33.84
Mad Dog
Yeah, 100%.
29:33.99
Bevo
Yeah. Oh yeah. I agree with that.
29:35.72
Chibbs
Yeah.
29:36.03
Mad Dog
100%.
29:37.35
Chibbs
Yeah.
29:37.76
Bevo
No, sorry. I don't know if I agree with that. I'd see where you're coming from.
29:40.41
Chibbs
No, okay, I don't agree, but I see where you're coming from.
29:43.23
Bevo
ah
29:43.07
gav
I disagree, but I know exactly what you mean.
29:44.41
Chibbs
ah ah Or else.
29:47.68
Bevo
She's not, she is the anti-Britney in that she's not a sex symbol.
29:48.34
gav
Or else.
29:53.29
Chibbs
Yes, I guess so.
29:54.64
Bevo
Yeah.
29:54.91
Chibbs
um It's directed by Dave Myers that did Sabrina Carpenter's taste.
29:58.88
gav
Oh shit.
30:01.03
Chibbs
Yeah, you're still going.
30:01.00
gav
One of my favorite videos of the past forever.
30:03.55
Chibbs
still yeah i've got a gro I've got so many good comments here.
30:07.73
gav
i I really hope, I've only got one. Can I throw it in in case it's one of the ones, one of your many?
30:10.97
Chibbs
Okay, there you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:11.20
Mad Dog
there are There are comments
30:13.63
gav
Okay, so Nada Dealer4435 says, this looks like a female version of Eminem. Feminem.
30:22.67
Chibbs
Yeah, very, very clever. I've got one very similar to that by AmberJack. It just says, it looks like a man.
30:35.58
Chibbs
Yeah, another good one here. I designated this song to my cat. I have a two-story house. Downstairs, my dogs live there. Upstairs, my cats live in a gigantic room. When on when I let my dogs out in the backyard for two hours, I give my cat access to the whole house and she comes downstairs to lay havoc.
31:01.55
Chibbs
Knocking things down. Swap. Swapping the curtains. Nah. Nah, nah, nah.
31:08.18
gav
ah
31:09.65
Chibbs
Boo boo. To the dogs. As they looking at her from the outside window, she drinks their water, scratches on furniture, so she can blame it on the dogs.
31:20.64
Bevo
Great.
31:21.50
gav
Wow, that is fucking incredible.
31:23.79
Bevo
Amazing. Can I just read you one?
31:26.20
Mad Dog
Someone write that!
31:27.54
Bevo
yeah Can I read you one here?
31:29.61
Chibbs
Yeah.
31:29.96
Bevo
It's from Harper G5Z one month ago. She's going to be facing RICO charges for hiring a hit man to take me out for the Freemason Illuminati Epstein Network. And you're going to give back what you stole from me too.
31:42.81
gav
la I love that people with like genuine schizophrenia can have YouTube accounts.
31:50.15
Bevo
yeah
31:49.78
gav
That's so fucking good.
31:50.25
Mad Dog
Yeah, I've got a bit of a political one here as well.
31:50.54
Chibbs
and Sorry. Yeah.
31:56.22
Mad Dog
2024!
31:59.67
Mad Dog
Women have less than a month and a half to speak their minds. Get this party started!
32:05.82
Chibbs
ah Yeah, good. I bet that won some votes.
32:09.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.
32:09.46
Chibbs
I like this.
32:09.80
gav
I've got another one here, sorry, I just like, that's too soon.
32:11.68
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.
32:11.73
Mad Dog
It was five days ago, sorry, that one.
32:14.15
Chibbs
Good.
32:16.40
gav
Clock19gen5 says, I miss being a kid in the back of my mom's car, listening to this, going down the freeway and pretending there's a ninja jumping over cars and things.
32:26.31
Chibbs
yeah great the
32:29.98
Mad Dog
thanks
32:30.28
Chibbs
ah
32:30.11
gav
This comment section is a fucking minefield, I love it.
32:31.64
Chibbs
comments good dirty Jack 80 says funny how she dogs on Jessica Simpson for being a stupid girl and this is her contribution to the world ah dirty Jack
32:46.92
gav
Oh.
32:48.26
Mad Dog
Three weeks ago, she's caught up with Diddy.
32:52.32
Chibbs
Yeah, she'd freak out.
32:52.75
gav
Oh.
32:55.88
Chibbs
No, she's going to freak out.
32:56.16
Bevo
a better jet aim for 197 she got the party started and that got her some new teeth too i wish my parties would do that
32:56.60
Chibbs
and
33:05.47
Mad Dog
Yeah, love it, lovely.
33:06.55
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a good call. All right. ah She wasn't on heroin, apparently.
33:09.77
gav
Oh, hang on a minute. I'm not sure if this is true. Cause it's only, um, so that's good to know.
33:16.22
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah
33:16.23
gav
No, this is only from YouTube comments. So I've had zero time to fact check this, but apparently, um, Kevin Federline, as we know, K fed of Britney Spears, ex-husband fame.
33:24.78
Chibbs
Yeah, okay, Fed.
33:28.37
Chibbs
Poppa's out. Poppa's out.
33:29.22
gav
Yeah. Pop, pop, pop.
33:30.74
Chibbs
Yeah.
33:31.88
gav
Correct. Um, is one of the guys in the car, um, with the braids in this film clip.
33:37.01
Bevo
Ah, right.
33:37.63
Chibbs
Yeah, right. That tracks.
33:40.29
gav
Yeah.
33:42.57
Chibbs
Bevo, is there a set list?
33:44.47
Bevo
Sure is.
33:44.85
Chibbs
Should we play the game?
33:46.11
Bevo
Hit it.
33:47.42
gav
but
33:51.77
Chibbs
There is no skill more important than this.
33:54.75
Bevo
All right.
33:54.44
gav
This is the ultimate skill.
33:55.92
Chibbs
The ultimate skill.
33:57.33
Bevo
Picture this. We were both naked. you know but ah um November 2024 trustful tour.
34:07.51
Bevo
You are pink. You're right in your set list.
34:09.76
Chibbs
Okay.
34:11.27
Bevo
Where would you get the party started?
34:13.88
Chibbs
Fuck, how many songs?
34:16.25
Bevo
21, four acts and an encore.
34:17.46
Chibbs
Alright.
34:17.23
gav
Can I jump in?
34:20.23
gav
Number one, right?
34:22.41
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.
34:23.13
gav
You open with this, right?
34:25.61
Chibbs
Yeah, you have to, yes.
34:26.45
gav
You've got to, it's gotta be the opener.
34:27.62
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
34:29.39
gav
um
34:29.84
Bevo
Mad dog. Are you there?
34:31.34
Chibbs
Nah, he died. I think he fell off his chair.
34:31.64
gav
Oh, Mad Dog.
34:32.88
Bevo
chair and Where would you play?
34:33.67
Chibbs
Nah, he's back.
34:33.51
gav
Oh, hang on, hang on, he's coming back, he's coming back.
34:33.95
Chibbs
he pay ah Where would you play it?
34:36.33
gav
Mad Dog, you have missed so much, you fucking idiot.
34:40.58
Mad Dog
Sorry.
34:42.13
gav
I'm kidding, you're fine.
34:43.08
Chibbs
Where would you play it? Set lists.
34:44.23
Bevo
Get the party started.
34:45.43
gav
Oh, hang on, tell him tell him where, tell him when.
34:47.19
Mad Dog
Yeah, but how many how many songs?
34:47.55
gav
Give give him give him the rundown.
34:49.49
Bevo
21, four sets.
34:49.42
gav
Yeah.
34:51.74
Bevo
so So for acts and an uncle.
34:54.34
Mad Dog
Okay.
34:55.25
gav
This is from this year as well. It was only November 20th in...
34:57.73
Bevo
Yeah.
34:58.27
Mad Dog
Yeah, opening first song.
34:58.64
gav
ah That's what we've all gone for.
35:00.37
Bevo
Yeah, of course, of course. Uh, so get the party started aerial stunt elements of your rhythmic, sweet dreams and CNC music factory is going to make you sweat. Everybody dance now.
35:11.96
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, really?
35:12.19
Bevo
but know
35:13.92
Chibbs
And she's, she's, wait, she does, she opens with an, goes straight into an aerial fucking show.
35:13.69
gav
Wait, she...
35:18.63
Bevo
Yeah.
35:19.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.
35:19.97
Bevo
It's the trustful tool.
35:23.55
Chibbs
There we were, yeah.
35:23.69
gav
So we were all correct, though.
35:26.06
Bevo
Yeah, totally.
35:27.01
gav
That has never happened.
35:27.81
Bevo
I'll tell you what though.
35:27.84
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.
35:28.25
gav
You know that that that's the first time that's ever happened.
35:31.94
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, possibly, yeah.
35:32.09
Bevo
i I know almost every song in this set, which like, yeah, I think I do anyway.
35:33.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, these's it is. It is.
35:36.63
Chibbs
Do ya?
35:38.81
gav
To be fair, Pink's one of those artists that has always been on the radio, like constant
35:43.88
Chibbs
Yeah, but I find she falls into the Katy Perry realm where you go, yeah, Pink's good. And then when you actually start to listen to all of the songs, you go, this is shit. This is shit. This is a shit song.
35:54.36
Chibbs
Like, we haven't done a Pink song that hasn't...
35:54.44
gav
and
35:56.85
Chibbs
I think every Pink song we've done has almost had a perfect fucking tent.
36:01.69
Mad Dog
Because it's Bevos.
36:01.84
Bevo
That's true. With you plus your hand.
36:04.63
Mad Dog
It's na and na na and it's na and na na na na.
36:07.40
Chibbs
Yeah, we did that one. What else? We've done another Pink song, haven't we?
36:08.79
Bevo
Well, the other thing about Pink as an artist, well, artist, is that she is the anti-Britney, but it's the same like consumable pop, like soulless.
36:17.98
Chibbs
It's exactly the same.
36:19.02
gav
Yeah, yep.
36:20.62
Chibbs
she did even in this song she sings she Even in this song, she sings like a strangled fucking rabbit.
36:21.44
Mad Dog
It's just a marketing strategy.
36:27.05
Chibbs
Like it's the same vocal fry and everything.
36:30.59
Bevo
Hmm.
36:31.49
Chibbs
Yeah.
36:31.55
Mad Dog
na na na na na nine
36:35.11
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
36:37.27
gav
If you know what I mean.
36:38.67
Chibbs
if you know what I mean. um Legacy, it reached the top 10 in many countries, peaking at number one in Australia, Ireland, New Zealand, Romania, Spain, and the Walloon region of Belgium.
36:52.60
Mad Dog
those
36:53.85
Chibbs
Yeah, you know it. The song was Pink's biggest selling song of all time. In 2003, yeah, 2003 Q ranked the track at number 185 in their list of 1001's best songs ever.
36:58.50
gav
Really?
37:08.56
Bevo
Okay.
37:08.25
gav
That sounds almost like a podcast I'd be on.
37:09.29
Chibbs
Yeah, it does. And a About dot.com rated the song number one in their list of the 100 best party songs of all time in 2019.
37:23.74
Bevo
Yeah.
37:23.53
gav
Wow.
37:24.97
Bevo
Okay.
37:26.03
Mad Dog
Wow.
37:26.63
Chibbs
What's a better party song?
37:28.90
Bevo
Uh, love shack.
37:29.79
gav
Fight for your right to party.
37:30.48
Chibbs
Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'd said fucking Jump Around by House of Pain.
37:34.29
gav
Oh yeah, easily.
37:34.85
Bevo
Yeah.
37:37.06
Mad Dog
Jesse's girl.
37:38.49
Bevo
Yeah, that's towards the end of the night.
37:39.13
Chibbs
Yeah.
37:39.12
gav
Heya by Outcast.
37:42.69
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
37:44.14
Chibbs
I like um good luck by basement jacks.
37:47.41
Bevo
What about Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams?
37:49.82
gav
Oh, true.
37:50.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.
37:50.90
Chibbs
Sure.
37:52.23
gav
Fucking all of these, to be honest.
37:52.67
Chibbs
Yeah, actually, that's pretty fucking sick. Yeah, all of these are better.
37:54.80
gav
Yeah.
37:58.73
Chibbs
Yeah.
37:59.13
gav
Shooting star, Bag Raiders.
38:02.11
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:04.11
Mad Dog
Let's get it started. Black odd pays.
38:06.33
Bevo
Yeah.
38:06.36
gav
Oh, yeah. Good shot.
38:08.63
Bevo
pump it or else
38:09.31
gav
Which is oddly similar to the title of this song.
38:09.71
Chibbs
Yeah.
38:13.25
Chibbs
It is.
38:13.45
Mad Dog
But better.
38:13.47
gav
Just way better. Let's get it started.
38:15.59
Chibbs
Yeah. Also, it started with retarded.
38:15.74
gav
Get the party started.
38:17.88
Chibbs
This would have to be like, get a party retarded.
38:19.02
gav
It so it started with.
38:23.95
gav
or
38:31.79
gav
Oh, fuck.
38:42.80
Chibbs
All right, Pink's Network. As of 2024, what do you think it is, Mad Dog?
38:51.41
Mad Dog
fucking hell um well she came up in the times there was there were still boulevard freak outs um but fuck it um 150 mil
38:58.64
Chibbs
Did he freak out?
39:01.54
Bevo
anybody
39:03.75
Chibbs
Yeah.
39:09.77
Chibbs
Okay. All right.
39:12.04
Bevo
I reckon when she's running a bit low on fun, she just comes to fucking win entertainment for 20 nights in a row.
39:15.31
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.
39:15.60
gav
Oh, fucking okay.
39:17.21
Chibbs
Yeah. She just moves to Australia for three months and sells out stadiums.
39:19.78
Bevo
yeah um 500 mil, half a bill.
39:24.25
Chibbs
Okay.
39:24.28
Bevo
we We've done it before, I can't remember at all.
39:25.78
Chibbs
Yeah. I don't know. No recollection either.
39:27.38
gav
Fuck.
39:27.78
Chibbs
Gav.
39:28.84
gav
Um... I don't know if she's got a scent. She'd have a scent, right?
39:34.16
Mad Dog
cent of pink.
39:34.84
gav
She sniffs her armpits in this song, which makes me feel like she was leading into like a.
39:36.19
Bevo
in many sense.
39:37.39
Chibbs
ah Yeah, she did stink she did so she did point out that she was smelly yeah yeah
39:41.03
Mad Dog
She looks like she stinks.
39:42.37
Bevo
Oh, speaking of that, did I mention that Miles, Miles has been learning one of Pink's songs at kindy called cover me in sunshine.
39:43.03
Mad Dog
yeah Okay.
39:42.84
gav
Yeah.
39:50.54
Bevo
And he was trying to explain to us, he said, I want that song by stink. What's that song by stink?
39:54.34
gav
Oh.
39:56.34
Mad Dog
Stink.
39:55.92
gav
ah
39:58.12
Bevo
but it's It's so adorable when he sings it, but yeah, stink.
39:59.77
gav
That's fucking cute. Um, oh, fuck.
40:02.41
Bevo
Very fun.
40:05.37
gav
She's been around for fucking ever, but um going go on seventy five I I'm going low. I'm going 75.
40:13.15
Chibbs
Okay, all right. It's worth 250 million dollars.
40:16.82
Mad Dog
fuck me she's got a scent surely she's got that one to scratch
40:16.48
gav
Fuck.
40:17.27
Bevo
No. Halfway.
40:18.36
gav
Fuck.
40:19.85
Chibbs
That's a lot, eh?
40:21.02
gav
That's more than I thought, honestly, by a fucking margin. Jesus, that's a lot of money.
40:24.55
Chibbs
Yeah. Is she really big? Is she big in America?
40:29.17
gav
I think she's probably being a lot of play.
40:31.13
Chibbs
Is she?
40:30.78
gav
Have you seen footage of her stage shows? Like, cause she does full aerial, like, that's a great point.
40:34.19
Chibbs
Yeah, but they're always in fucking Adelaide and you're like, who gives a fuck?
40:39.74
gav
But I mean, she's clearly selling tickets though.
40:40.25
Chibbs
Yeah.
40:42.33
gav
Like she's making the fucking bread.
40:43.28
Chibbs
She's basically, it's fucking Cirque du Soleil with pink music. That's what a show is.
40:47.77
gav
I went to Cirque du Soleil the other night, it was sick.
40:48.32
Mad Dog
Yeah. And, and the majority of the audience would be 40 to 60 year old women.
40:50.58
Chibbs
I bet.
40:51.56
gav
And Pink wasn't there.
40:55.57
Chibbs
Yeah, that's the thing.
40:56.29
gav
Oh, a hundred percent, a hundred percent.
40:58.41
Chibbs
Yeah, the tickets can be more expensive now because people have money, they go and see her.
41:00.31
Bevo
Hmm.
41:03.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.
41:02.92
gav
Yeah, yeah. Fuck, that's a lot of money. God damn.
41:07.41
Chibbs
Okay, fair enough. um What should we do now? Should we rate this shit?
41:23.23
Chibbs
yes let's let's write this shit um okay what are we running out of like um ah i've fucking forgot anything that happened in this song already
41:25.87
Bevo
let's
41:34.65
gav
him.
41:36.21
Bevo
yeah yeah
41:36.78
gav
Yeah.
41:37.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, who knows?
41:37.30
gav
Oh,
41:37.94
Bevo
license plates, garre character limits but you need two cards it
41:39.90
Chibbs
yeah okay yeah it's so your license plate is so long it's gone out it's gone out past your car and you need a wide load fucking yeah you need a one of those wide load cars in front and behind you to follow you at all times and it's so slow to get anywhere it's so slow to get anywhere that you just die yeah and one it's just you've got like ah you know standard yeah it's a one
41:48.98
Bevo
drags on the floor
41:52.09
gav
oh fuck.
41:55.87
Bevo
It's like one of those big L.A. day signs.
41:57.40
gav
Yeah.
42:02.21
Mad Dog
You die.
42:07.05
Bevo
It's the number one.
42:07.99
gav
one you've got the number one number plate yeah um yeah look i probably should hate it more but the fact that it dropped like a month after 9-11 is there was there was fires burning when this fucking
42:09.88
Chibbs
Yeah, that's it, yeah. ah What do you give this out of 10, Gav?
42:23.28
Chibbs
9-11, the 10, like, it there was still smoke.
42:25.95
Mad Dog
That's worth a point.
42:28.38
Chibbs
Eyes burning.
42:30.14
Mad Dog
yeah
42:29.73
gav
This song dropped, man.
42:31.63
Chibbs
Yeah.
42:31.24
gav
I fucking have to respect that. um I'm going to Crazy Frog 4.
42:36.77
Chibbs
yeah
42:38.22
gav
It's down there for me.
42:38.97
Chibbs
Oh my lord.
42:39.21
Mad Dog
Oh, dude.
42:40.67
Chibbs
9-11 gets him every time. Gets him every time. Bye bye.
42:46.31
Bevo
Uh, just, just quickly on the network thing, I've been thinking about it heaps. Like it doesn't matter how much money people have. I want to know what they spend it on. That's what I want to know. Like just pink go to fucking.
42:56.92
gav
What do you think Pink spends it on?
42:58.80
Bevo
Yeah. What does pink spend her money on?
43:01.52
Mad Dog
She on the stock market?
43:01.54
gav
heroin.
43:03.17
Chibbs
yeah
43:03.68
gav
I'm trying to start a rumor here that she's a big heroin fiend.
43:05.45
Chibbs
yeah
43:07.10
Bevo
So stock market. Yeah. But that's making money, not spending money.
43:09.96
Chibbs
Yeah.
43:10.93
Bevo
Does she go to like Kmart and shit?
43:11.17
Mad Dog
Right, so groceries like Milo.
43:14.24
Chibbs
I don't know, she lives in Las Vegas, I think, so she probably gambles.
43:17.26
gav
Actually?
43:18.89
Chibbs
Yeah.
43:19.45
Bevo
Yeah, but that's making money, not spending money, you know?
43:21.41
Chibbs
No, you lose money gambling.
43:22.99
Bevo
Well, yeah, yeah, okay.
43:24.21
Chibbs
Yeah.
43:24.76
Bevo
um
43:24.83
Mad Dog
She delegates aides to go and gamble for her.
43:27.74
Chibbs
Right.
43:28.09
Mad Dog
She doesn't actually gamble.
43:29.00
Bevo
Yeah, ah just I just wonder what rich people spend their money on, really?
43:31.91
Chibbs
Just what you would spend money on, but more of it.
43:34.86
Bevo
Yeah, but like, you know, but then yeah you'd also need to spend more money on storage for that stuff.
43:35.08
gav
Except way more of it, yeah.
43:40.05
Chibbs
Yeah, that's why the house is so big.
43:42.87
Bevo
And then you'd need to spend money on cleaning
43:42.49
gav
Yeah, she's got like six fridges and she buys like 15 liters of milk a week.
43:46.55
Chibbs
By 17 watermelons.
43:50.58
Bevo
Instead of one As far as pink songs goes it's probably one of my favorites actually um That's still not saying heaps, but I'll give it a three Not a week I I'm fascinated by the one chord thing actually
43:51.57
Chibbs
yeah
43:56.47
Mad Dog
She gets angry at...
43:56.75
Chibbs
Barefoot like that. Barefoot like that one.
44:10.29
Chibbs
okay
44:11.63
gav
Are you about to be a weak gutted dog?
44:14.16
Chibbs
ah Three Yeah, okay fair enough doggy
44:14.21
gav
Oh, he's down there. He likes it more than me.
44:22.62
Mad Dog
Uh, yeah. So I considered not listening to this because I'm of the age where I know it and I've heard it like 500 times, but I did listen back and I thought, Oh yeah, this one's not that bad.
44:29.80
Bevo
It's ubiquitous, isn't it? yeah ah yeah
44:32.56
gav
Yeah. Yeah. At least.
44:41.34
Mad Dog
And then I'll listen back and I'm like, there is so much fucking shit going on in this.
44:47.29
Chibbs
yeah
44:48.25
gav
Hmm It's a lot Hang on hang on mad dog.
44:49.18
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:50.41
Mad Dog
yeah it's it's like overwhelming so it's a there needs to be a middle ground man like there's too much and there's not enough so this is an eight
44:56.85
gav
You can't be fucked off when a song does nothing and then be fucked off when a song does this much Pick a fucking nightmare
45:00.72
Chibbs
Too
45:01.07
Bevo
ah Everything.
45:06.22
Chibbs
much.
45:10.19
Chibbs
but Yeah, yeah.
45:13.69
gav
oh I've heard you give an 8 for the exact opposite reason to that.
45:18.70
Chibbs
Eh.
45:19.54
Mad Dog
Yeah, because mate, I've got a narrow... I've never hid from my narrow fucking alley when I drive down.
45:26.54
Bevo
Bandwidth.
45:26.19
gav
Narrow taste band. all right Okay. No, fuck it. I respect it. Go on.
45:30.63
Chibbs
I, ah fuck Mad Dog, I swear to God, I had the exact same train of thought as you have like, I don't need to listen to this, I know this song, but I will. And if I hadn't have listened to it and just gone and railed it, I would have been right there with like three and four, but then I listened to it. And then when I heard the ah Linda Perry, I read the Linda Perry thing, I'm like, oh fuck, I'm gonna listen to it again. And that was the biggest mistake I made because in my old age,
45:59.88
Chibbs
noise unnecessary noise is the greatest thing that brings stress to my life like I just like anything unnecessary like any noise that's unnecessary I'm just like fucking I twitch and I twitch and whatever and I listened to this and went
46:02.64
gav
ah ah
46:18.48
Bevo
inefficiency?
46:23.56
Chibbs
of my eye switching.
46:23.58
gav
The entire song.
46:24.90
Chibbs
There's so, it's just fucking like, this, this, this, eyes, just like.
46:26.43
gav
The entire song is that shit.
46:28.02
Mad Dog
much.
46:33.95
Chibbs
And like, and I'm like, I am fucking red lining here.
46:34.92
Mad Dog
ah yeah and it's matter all Blood pressure, fucking.
46:34.56
gav
It's so true.
46:37.69
Bevo
I hope it's stimulated.
46:40.41
Chibbs
Like, I'm just like. I was light i like literally laying on my couch in air conditioning, relaxed as all hell andious and just stressed to the eyeballs.
46:49.12
Bevo
With wet smile on your head.
46:51.00
gav
Stressed. Just stressed.
46:56.56
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:57.96
Mad Dog
I need some
46:58.39
Chibbs
yeah I had to walk it off. I had to walk it off.
47:03.33
gav
oh
47:04.65
Chibbs
um So ah gave I gave it an eight as well.
47:05.55
gav
Oh, fuck.
47:09.31
Mad Dog
yeah Yes, yes.
47:09.43
Bevo
that we your That was your party response.
47:13.00
Chibbs
Yeah.
47:13.29
Bevo
He really wants to start a party and your head's like, no, no, please, no.
47:13.60
Chibbs
yeah
47:16.19
Mad Dog
No, yeah.
47:16.97
Chibbs
No, no, no, no, no.
47:20.25
gav
Oh, fuck.
47:20.69
Chibbs
I don't know what it is. Hey, it's just noise. Like, just noise is like, it's too much.
47:24.38
Mad Dog
It was too much noise.
47:24.17
gav
That's so fucking funny. Holy shit.
47:26.97
Chibbs
I can't do it. I can't do it. All right.
47:29.53
gav
Oh, nice one.
47:31.07
Chibbs
Good work. Good work. Thank you, fellas. Everybody else.
47:33.30
gav
No, thank you.
47:36.76
Chibbs
yeah
47:36.58
gav
I give fucking