Frosty The Snowman

In the quaint village of Evergreen Hollow, nestled deep within a snow-covered valley, winter was a time of joy and festivity. Each year, the townsfolk would gather to build snowmen, adorning them with scarves, coal buttons, and crooked carrot noses. But this year, their merriment awakened something sinister. Frosty, an unusually large snowman, was crafted by a group of children near the edge of the forest. They decorated him with an ancient top hat they had found buried in the snow. Unbeknownst to them, the hat carried a curse—a remnant of a forgotten sorcerer’s wrath. As twilight descended, Frosty came to life, his coal eyes glowing red with malevolence. He shambled into the heart of the village, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. The cheerful jingle of bells was soon drowned out by screams.

Frosty’s icy rampage was unlike anything the villagers had seen. He crushed homes under his massive, snow-laden arms and froze anyone who dared to confront him with a single, bone-chilling touch. Panic spread as people fled into the woods, their footsteps muffled by the deep snow. But Frosty was relentless, his hulking form growing larger with every snowdrift he absorbed. The village elder, recalling an old tale about a cursed snowman, rallied the survivors to fight back. Together, they crafted torches and boiling cauldrons of water, their only hope against the murderous Frosty. As the villagers stood united against the towering snow monster, the winds howled, carrying Frosty’s sinister laughter. The battle for Evergreen Hollow had begun, but would the villagers' courage be enough to melt his icy wrath?

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Transcript

00:41.61
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, they make you want to add bones to your snowman so that when it melts, it causes mass hysteria. Oh no.

00:54.58
Bevo
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00:55.29
gav
but not um Double tap the song. Fuck it.

00:59.93
Chibbs
It's just, odd then I don't know what some rep repeat, some repeat, but yeah.

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01:03.08
Chibbs
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01:04.33
Bevo
but

01:04.44
Chibbs
Bones to snowman.

01:05.38
gav
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01:06.49
gav
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01:06.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:07.08
Bevo
We better if there was blood and bones, but you'd see the blood through the snow.

01:09.06
Chibbs
That's true. It'd be hard to do though.

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01:12.84
Chibbs
You would. Yeah, it'd be a slow thing. Yeah.

01:18.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:21.27
Chibbs
They'd never think there were bones in it.

01:24.14
gav
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01:24.75
Chibbs
No one ever suspects bones.

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01:29.68
Chibbs
Speaking of bones, we are doing Frosty the Snowman by whoever you want.

02:01.73
Chibbs
Oh, that's a solid fade out.

02:03.54
Bevo
Do you wanna hear, um miles Miles, can you sing Frosty the Snowman?

02:03.67
Chibbs
Fade out wasn't too bad, was it?

02:03.84
gav
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02:07.75
Bevo
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Tell him you give him a lolly or something.

02:13.10
Bevo
I'll give you a lolly or something.

02:13.53
gav
Tell him you'll be a better dad.

02:14.60
Chibbs
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02:20.09
gav
This is a real opportunity, Miles.

02:20.88
Bevo
That's not gonna happen. No, he's too shy, sorry.

02:25.27
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

02:26.18
gav
oh

02:26.39
Chibbs
um

02:26.95
gav
ah

02:28.81
Bevo
He was very excited that we're doing Frosty tonight though.

02:31.08
Chibbs
Great.

02:31.22
gav
Nice.

02:31.36
Chibbs
Yeah. Cause you know, a snowman in the Australian Christmas is, um, yeah, what everyone wants to hear and sing about.

02:32.21
gav
Good to see you, Miles.

02:40.10
gav
Absolutely.

02:40.84
Chibbs
Yeah. It's 37 fucking degrees outside, which if you're in America, that's fucking cold apparently.

02:46.14
gav
The 37

02:46.82
Chibbs
So yeah.

02:49.96
gav
Fahrenheit you mean is cold?

02:50.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

02:51.61
gav
Yeah.

02:52.51
Chibbs
Right. Like is, is it, it's 32 zero.

02:53.38
gav
What's, when does it, at what temperature does it snow?

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02:56.43
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but It's something dumb like that.

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02:58.14
gav
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02:59.16
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In in movies where they're like, it's 74 degrees outside, and you're like, fuck, that's hot.

03:04.04
Chibbs
Like, holy shit!

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03:05.78
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03:08.79
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03:20.07
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03:22.94
Chibbs
Yeah, good. Thanks, Gavin. I'm festive. It's Christmas time.

03:26.25
gav
I'm also feeling quite festive. oh The hoist of hoes.

03:27.56
Chibbs
And that means it's time for our Christmas specials. Yeah, that's right.

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My favorite time of year.

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03:34.39
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03:38.61
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04:21.53
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05:31.04
Bevo
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05:38.62
gav
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05:42.77
Chibbs
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05:46.22
Bevo
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05:46.44
Chibbs
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05:46.89
Bevo
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05:59.36
gav
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06:02.58
Chibbs
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06:06.55
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06:11.57
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06:16.77
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06:22.96
Chibbs
Uh, okay. It's Christmas. It's time to talk about snowmen.

06:29.10
Bevo
hmm one specifically yeah very famous snowman well you know dasher and dancer etc

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06:34.84
Chibbs
Well, I don't know how many different carols there are a about all the ah different snowmen, but there's this one, Frosty. Yeah.

06:44.17
gav
It's quite a well-known quite a well-known snowman

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06:47.31
Chibbs
he

06:52.59
Chibbs
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07:06.54
Chibbs
yeah I know who played the black dude in The Shining.

07:06.84
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ah well

07:12.59
Bevo
this

07:12.59
Chibbs
Reindeer?

07:13.97
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07:15.93
Chibbs
Not as much. Mm.

07:18.45
Bevo
yeah Do you reckon there's seven snowmen that have funny names like Dasher and Dancer?

07:24.49
gav
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07:27.98
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07:28.45
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07:31.23
Bevo
and yellow and and nippy

07:34.22
gav
you

07:37.44
Chibbs
Nippy.

07:39.35
gav
Um, I'm going to throw it back for just one moment.

07:40.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:45.50
gav
Scatman Crothers, his real name is Ben Sherman.

07:48.35
Chibbs
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07:55.55
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07:58.75
Chibbs
You know Tom Halloran was played by Scatman Brothers or as I referred to him, Ben.

07:59.46
gav
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08:04.87
Chibbs
I've already forgotten.

08:05.41
Bevo
German.

08:06.04
gav
Sherman.

08:07.41
Chibbs
First one.

08:08.63
gav
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08:09.35
Chibbs
First one. Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose, he had two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the Snowman is a fairy tale, they say. He was made of snow, but the children know how he came to life one day.

08:33.41
Chibbs
There must have been some magic in the old silk hats they found. For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around. Oh, Frosty the Snowman was alive as he could be. And the children say he could laugh and play. Just the same as you and me.

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08:55.35
Bevo
Something very nightmarish about this.

08:55.88
gav
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08:55.76
Chibbs
It's so So scary. Like some poor kid's just been like, oh man, a snowman. Oh, what's his hat on the ground? Oh, that'll be funny. Put that on the snowman. Oh, fucking shit.

09:07.91
gav
yeah yeah

09:08.11
Chibbs
but

09:09.31
gav
The cold of its eyes start glowing.

09:09.47
Bevo
And like this there's little, there's real subtle things about living that you wouldn't think about with a snowman, but he'd be like going.

09:18.78
gav
that

09:19.68
Bevo
it Yeah.

09:19.66
Chibbs
And he'd be puffed. He'd be puffed from the dancing and the playing that he's doing as well.

09:22.35
Bevo
A bit itchy.

09:24.11
gav
Also, the fact that he clearly smokes a corncob pipe, he'd be probably emphysemic wheezing.

09:27.77
Bevo
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09:28.62
Chibbs
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09:30.63
gav
It wouldn't be a regular breath.

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A corn cob pipe.

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a

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a

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09:38.43
Chibbs
dip was popeye Popeye was on the corn cobs, wasn't he?

09:41.57
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09:42.28
Chibbs
That's a corn cob pipe.

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09:48.94
Chibbs
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09:50.32
gav
It's a style of pipe that I think he could have made from a corncob.

09:53.84
Chibbs
Think of a modern day, um, like, you know, meth pipe. It's very similar, very similar.

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10:02.10
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10:03.60
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10:03.81
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10:07.58
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Um, do you happen to have the lyrics on genius open at this point in time?

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10:12.38
Chibbs
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10:14.74
Bevo
Yeah, me too.

10:18.18
gav
So corn cob pipe, corn cob pipe has an annotation in the one that I'm looking at. And when you click it, it's got a photograph of the corn cob pipe.

10:23.25
Chibbs
Yeah, it does. What's it? Oh, it gives you a photo.

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10:26.86
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10:27.64
Chibbs
Interesting. Uh, his eyes are made out of coal.

10:30.16
Bevo
that if

10:31.70
gav
Yeah.

10:31.99
Bevo
I'm blinking like a shark.

10:33.14
gav
That's a bit, that's a bit on the nose.

10:35.39
Chibbs
I think that, yeah, that would be maybe one of the most frightening things when it comes to life is it's coal, dead coal eyes.

10:42.97
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Yeah. Yeah.

10:43.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:44.55
Bevo
Yeah, like a shark.

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10:47.40
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Like a shirt.

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Can't blink.

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10:58.18
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Do you think he had really powerful legs?

10:58.39
Bevo
It's not so much the breathing, but just like that just the chest rising and falling.

10:58.52
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11:03.37
gav
I was gonna say, does he does he have a circulatory system?

11:04.37
Bevo
He was dancing.

11:05.89
gav
Like how alive is he?

11:08.03
Bevo
He was dancing, so he has legs.

11:08.92
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It's dancing. It wasn't rolling around.

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11:11.35
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It wasn't like, what's that sphere out of Star Wars?

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11:15.94
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11:17.60
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11:21.28
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11:22.47
Bevo
That's vague too, isn't it?

11:24.16
gav
That mean he he came to life and immediately went to India to find himself and he's just living.

11:28.44
Bevo
or Or he's not alive at all.

11:30.45
gav
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11:31.04
Chibbs
No, he can only be so alive as a snowman.

11:31.65
Bevo
He's got like oh yeah yeah he's full of bacteria, like water is.

11:35.54
gav
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11:38.38
Chibbs
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11:39.41
gav
Maybe we're just not alive.

11:40.45
Chibbs
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11:45.49
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Like if he was to be fully like alive, he's it instantly, you know, what what's the human body at?

11:50.38
Bevo
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11:50.92
gav
37, 37 degrees.

11:51.20
Chibbs
thirty

11:52.81
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11:53.04
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11:54.67
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That's, that's Celsius for you Americans.

12:02.23
gav
Yeah.

12:02.12
Chibbs
there was No snowman was was surviving in that heat.

12:05.46
Bevo
I do want to talk about as well that they found some old silk hat that had magic in it.

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12:06.46
Chibbs
It was never going to happen.

12:07.07
gav
Yeah.

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Yeah.

12:13.02
Chibbs
They buried it.

12:13.86
Bevo
That's some Jumanji shit. Someone tried to get rid of that hat.

12:18.03
Chibbs
They thought it was got there was chains around it and shit.

12:21.74
gav
Jesus. So 37 degrees Celsius is 98.6 Fahrenheit. So like, if you say it's a hundred, you know how people here are always like, oh, it's fucking a hundred degrees outside. I guess that originated from like the States where if it was, I'm guessing like 38 degrees,

12:30.98
Chibbs
Yeah. That's pretty hot.

12:37.76
gav
Yeah, 38 degrees is 100 degrees.

12:39.82
Bevo
Pretty hot day here.

12:41.22
gav
That's pretty, that's that's getting there.

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Yeah.

12:42.73
Bevo
Yeah.

12:42.85
gav
We've had, you you get low 40s, which is, but's ah what's a good 44 degree day, 111.

12:42.80
Chibbs
yeah

12:47.94
Chibbs
9-11.

12:49.17
gav
That's fucking hot.

12:50.15
Bevo
Can I get back to the hat for a second?

12:51.31
gav
911. No, no, no, we're talking about the Celsius system ever.

12:56.82
Bevo
What if I put the hat on a dog instead of a snow?

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I was about to say that like

12:59.79
gav
ah It just instantly dies.

13:02.50
Chibbs
yeah

13:03.51
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if what like is it Is this a life-giving hat?

13:07.50
Bevo
That's got to be magic.

13:08.60
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Can you just resurrect dead people?

13:08.62
gav
No, I suspect it does the opposite of whatever. i just I think it does the opposite of whatever. Like if you put it on an inanimate object, that comes to life. If you put it on a living being, that dies.

13:18.82
Bevo
Dead.

13:19.07
Chibbs
So if the kid had gone, I'll call a hat, i' meannna and then put it on, just instruct the undead.

13:21.43
gav
And put it on its hand? Yeah.

13:24.98
Bevo
yeah abandoned and thank and melted in a puddle

13:24.99
gav
why do you think Why do you think the hat was on the ground in the first place? It was lying next to the corpse of the kid who tried it on beforehand.

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Oh no.

13:32.16
Chibbs
Oh, there's a hat around all these bones.

13:35.01
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Hmm.

13:35.59
Bevo
you

13:36.07
Chibbs
Someone must have put bones in the snowman, it melted.

13:39.76
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Look at all these dead people. Oh, a hat.

13:42.76
gav
That's a pretty dope hat though.

13:44.58
Chibbs
Is that silk?

13:46.37
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What about like, um, if you, if you place it on your not erect penis, does it become erect is what I'm saying.

13:47.24
gav
ah

13:54.50
Chibbs
Well, that's part of you, isn't it?

13:57.00
Bevo
Start dancing.

13:58.96
Chibbs
It comes to life, you say.

13:59.11
gav
I just think your dick dies.

14:01.56
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come Well,

14:03.05
gav
I reckon your dick dies and maybe falls off?

14:06.73
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14:07.23
Chibbs
What sort of hat are we talking here? He says silk, but is it brimmed? Is it like a flat hat?

14:12.33
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If it's silk.

14:12.97
gav
I picture it.

14:13.00
Bevo
but yeah Like a New York Yankees cap.

14:14.88
Chibbs
Yeah. Is it a flat hat?

14:16.76
gav
I'm picturing it for Dora, the snowman just all milady-ing around the streets of New York.

14:20.26
Chibbs
A silk fedora.

14:22.78
gav
Silk for Dora.

14:22.79
Chibbs
it's

14:24.09
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If it's silk, I don't see any way that you could wear that and it does anything.

14:27.69
Chibbs
had it slip off your head.

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Like it would just drape over your face.

14:29.15
gav
I bet it's a silk, is it a silk doo rag maybe?

14:32.99
Chibbs
How fucking good would that be?

14:34.09
Bevo
yeah

14:35.24
gav
i reckon I reckon this is frosty and a silk doo rag.

14:38.03
Bevo
10 years description of a hat. but

14:39.65
Chibbs
Yeah. It's red. He's fucking part of the bloods.

14:45.03
gav
Flossy the snowman just getting fucking absolutely shot to death by a bunch of crits.

14:45.77
Bevo
Well speaking of that, let's get to the chorus.

14:46.95
Chibbs
yeah yeah

14:51.21
Chibbs
Crip walking snowman.

14:55.24
gav
Yeah, when it says dancing, it's just a crit walk.

14:55.35
Chibbs
Oh, okay. Yeah. There's a chorus. There's a chorus. It goes, I don't remember there being a chorus when I listened to it.

15:05.36
Bevo
this is on the um This is on the toy Frosty the Snowman that we have that you press his hand and he does the song which inspired this episode.

15:05.72
gav
I thought that I actually thought

15:08.62
Chibbs
All right. Okay.

15:13.26
gav
I thought that there must've been some magic in that old silk hat. I thought that was where the chorus started, but clearly not.

15:19.10
Chibbs
No, no, I said chorus goes.

15:23.01
Chibbs
goes thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump. Look at Frosty go, thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump, over the hills of snow.

15:36.10
Bevo
sort

15:36.27
gav
He's clubbing seals, surely.

15:37.15
Bevo
Yeah, killing spree. Seals? You mean children?

15:40.84
gav
Children.

15:40.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

15:41.57
gav
He's clubbing children.

15:42.64
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You mean children.

15:44.69
Chibbs
What's the thump, what's making the thumps sound?

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Oh my God.

15:48.06
Chibbs
Like what is, what's what's meant to be making the thumps sound?

15:51.43
Bevo
I've got a few theories, but maybe you're just like lope.

15:51.66
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Well, I did.

15:52.86
gav
The body's hitting the floor.

15:54.20
Bevo
Yeah, he's loping like some grizzly bear or something.

15:57.20
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Yeah. I did say when, when beverage asked me to like jump on with this episode, I was like, yeah. And then he goes, I can't wait to get to the thumpity thump part. And I was like, my instant thought was dead body is that's the only thing that thumps.

16:08.97
Bevo
Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure.

16:09.52
gav
Yeah. Yep.

16:11.38
Chibbs
This is like the the Sesame Street meme where you see like Big Bird back in time and it says 1878 and it's like, that's not the year that's his kill count.

16:11.83
Bevo
Yeah.

16:21.25
Bevo
Have you also seen that one of like, it's a picture of um Cookie Monster and it's like, notice he has eyes on the top of his head, like an ambush predator.

16:31.44
Chibbs
He's an ambush predator.

16:31.72
Bevo
ah

16:33.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:37.13
Chibbs
Yeah Thumpity Thump Thump is like the silk the silk hat the silk hat is working but it's it is it's evil magic it's it's black magic.

16:47.33
gav
Mm.

16:47.46
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Yeah.

16:48.41
gav
Yep. Yep.

16:49.26
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Yeah, I would say he's got a bag of dead bodies that he's dragging along and that's thumping along the ground.

16:55.52
Chibbs
He's also running over the hills like is he just fleeing like he's like I'm alive you'll never catch me you'll never take my hat.

16:57.89
Bevo
Yeah, that's the thumpity thump, I reckon.

17:03.09
gav
did you did you ever play this is a very windows 90 fucking five joke but like did you ever a play that game on the old fucking pc with the scheming the skiing guy going down the slope and if he made it all the way to the bottom that fucking snowman yeah dope was that the snowman came running across the screen and ate you no matter what ah maybe that's

17:03.65
Bevo
Yeah, so this is. i'm

17:13.97
Chibbs
Yes.

17:16.52
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Yeah, it was a good game.

17:16.89
Chibbs
Fuck. That was great.

17:23.45
Chibbs
Bill Gates, Bill Gates is fucking psychopath.

17:26.29
gav
He was coked out of his brain when he made that surely, but I reckon that maybe that's the him.

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Yeah.

17:27.59
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

17:28.95
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Yeah.

17:30.58
gav
That's the Hills he's going over. Maybe, maybe he was frosty.

17:34.61
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Bill Gates is like explaining that game to the staff and they're like, yeah, we can, we can put that together for you. Bill, no worries. He's like, but here's the thing. They never win.

17:42.96
gav
yeah yeah Just when you get on a roll, you get eaten.

17:46.21
Chibbs
Yeah, by what?

17:46.40
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They can never, and they, even the best player gets further and further down the hill, but they never win.

17:47.92
Chibbs
Frosty.

17:53.80
Chibbs
But, but, but Bill, there's no gratification no one there's no gratification to that at all.

17:54.21
Bevo
Make it happen.

17:57.18
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But how do you win? and He's like, no, no, no, no.

18:01.30
Chibbs
So there is for me.

18:06.09
gav
ah i imagine like every there is there is to bill

18:07.69
Chibbs
And I imagine he refers to himself in the third person.

18:10.53
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Yeah, but there is for Bill.

18:11.01
Chibbs
Bill will be gratified.

18:13.27
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Bill is very gratified to know that they can never win.

18:14.38
Chibbs
yeah yeah

18:15.33
Bevo
Mm-hm.

18:20.02
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And they're just like, he just like is smiling at them and they just go, they just back off out of the room and he doesn't say anything.

18:24.71
Chibbs
yeah okay

18:29.44
Chibbs
Staring off into into the void just with a smile on his face.

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They can never win.

18:35.53
Chibbs
I'm thinking that's weird. It's like young gravy.

18:44.18
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Oh what a psycho.

18:45.01
Chibbs
ah yeah That's the second verse.

18:49.63
gav
right.

18:49.63
Chibbs
It goes, Oh, Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, let's run and we'll have some fun now before I melt away.

19:02.70
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oh

19:04.70
Chibbs
down to the village with a broomstick in his hand, running here and there, all around the square, saying, catch me if you can. He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop. And he only paused a moment when he heard him holler, stop!

19:30.93
Chibbs
Oh, Frosty the Snowman had to hurry on his way, but he waved goodbye saying, don't you cry, I'll be back again someday.

19:41.52
gav
Jesus, that is dark.

19:41.56
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Terrifying.

19:42.49
Chibbs
He's a fucking fugitive.

19:45.60
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I'll be back again someday.

19:48.37
Chibbs
but yeah

19:48.71
gav
oh my god

19:49.19
Chibbs
Thank fucking Christ that Snowman's left.

19:52.08
gav
That could be that could be this year fellas he could be back today Just Sort of my thought amizing neighborhood dogs with his broomstick and

19:56.44
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2025, the year of the snowmen.

19:58.20
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just like he's this menacing snowman with a fucking broomstick and he's just smacking it in his hand. Just being like, let's let's go run around the square kids.

20:09.02
Chibbs
And they're like, okay, okay.

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Catch me if you can.

20:13.33
Chibbs
Yeah, as he just fucking wipes out letter boxes and shit as he's walking down to the thing.

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Yeah.

20:18.58
Chibbs
He's just tapping on windows, s fucking car, just smashes in a windscreen of a car, just stepping out again.

20:18.76
Bevo
Also just that like which very cinematic idea of Frosty knowing the sun was hot and he's like looking up like shilling his eyes and going fuck it's hot today.

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Tapping on windows of houses.

20:26.60
gav
I'm frosty, I'm crazy, bash bat.

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Goes by a preschool, taps on the walls.

20:27.88
Chibbs
ah

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Hey, hey, hey.

20:29.33
Chibbs
ah Catch me if you can.

20:30.64
gav
yeah

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ands really yeah

20:36.38
Chibbs
so

20:40.30
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It's fucking hot. Um, I, I don't think there's,

20:42.56
Chibbs
Let's go fuck with some cops.

20:45.30
gav
ah Honestly, I do respect that about him. He's just like, i'm only I'm only alive.

20:47.87
Chibbs
It's my last day alive. I'm gonna fuck with the law.

20:51.54
gav
I'm only alive today.

20:51.60
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It's my only day a alive.

20:52.74
gav
All cops are bastards. Let's fucking go.

20:56.33
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Yeah. Um, one thing though, they've not really described or like, like told us how he walks or moves. Like, you know, you said before he's like that he's like BB-8, but when they, when he says catch me, if you can, I don't think he's got legs.

21:12.67
Chibbs
No, I'm um'm starting to believe that this guy turned into some sort of fucking menacing Adonis of snow.

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I think he.

21:17.43
Bevo
Thank you.

21:23.56
gav
yeah yeah No.

21:24.13
Bevo
Did you guys ever play a game on the Nintendo called Clay Fighter?

21:27.17
Chibbs
No.

21:28.54
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No.

21:29.42
Bevo
It was like a, um, like Street Fighter, but with like clay type guys.

21:33.01
Chibbs
All right.

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It's like Street Fighter but with Clay, so there's Clay Ryew, there's Clay E.

21:34.61
Bevo
And they had a.

21:38.13
gav
ah

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Honda, there's Clay Bison.

21:39.28
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. ah Clay Saget.

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There's Clay Vega, Clay Vega was, he was basically the same except his claws were made of clay.

21:52.13
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, his mask was clay as well.

21:55.10
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Yeah, he couldn't say he was he's like probably the worst character in the clay one in clay Street Fighter.

22:01.79
Bevo
Anyway, anyway, I digress. um There is a character called Bad Mr.

22:04.64
Chibbs
Oh.

22:05.35
Bevo
Frosty and he looks like a gorilla Frosty.

22:08.64
Chibbs
Is there a horror movie? Is there a frosty horror movie?

22:11.66
Bevo
Don't know.

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There's gotta be.

22:13.62
gav
Um, I'm, I feel like then, yeah, surely.

22:15.91
Chibbs
It rings a bell. It just rings a bell.

22:18.03
Bevo
It lends itself, doesn't it?

22:17.98
Chibbs
like my scat This is like my Scatman Brothers fucking energies coming here where I'm like, I'm sure there's a whole bunch of movies about a fucking...

22:25.80
Bevo
Jack Frost?

22:25.99
Chibbs
that's ah Yeah, something. A snowman that kills people.

22:29.20
Bevo
Yeah.

22:29.21
Chibbs
Like a slasher movie with a snowman.

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That's awesome.

22:33.45
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm sure it exists.

22:35.73
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If not, that's that's your movie.

22:36.36
Bevo
Well, yeah, we're we've got an idea here.

22:36.54
Chibbs
If not, it should. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, you know to be fair, they came up with it in 1950.

22:44.48
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Surely someone's come up with a horror version.

22:44.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:45.39
gav
I reckon, I reckon there's a shirt there, maybe um fro Frosty the blowman and it's just like him snorting himself.

22:53.75
Chibbs
I want a snowman reaching for a service weapon.

22:55.35
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22:58.64
gav
Oh, that's good. The traffic cop's got a gun on his hip and Frosty's just like reaching for it.

23:02.62
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's going for it. Yeah, he's going for it, yeah.

23:06.35
gav
Fuck.

23:07.29
Bevo
Do you make any, he also like Ken kind of melt himself a little bit to get away.

23:11.41
gav
Like Alex Mack.

23:12.53
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

23:12.93
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:13.62
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Yeah, exactly like Alex Mack, yeah.

23:14.34
Chibbs
The sacred world of Frosty the Snowman.

23:17.45
Bevo
Right in Alex Mac fans.

23:17.84
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Yeah. Yes.

23:19.39
gav
Is that too niche of a joke? Is anyone?

23:21.08
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Nah, that's good.

23:22.10
gav
I feel like our our audience knows that.

23:22.01
Chibbs
People know Alex Mack. Yeah, and I don't know.

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Yeah.

23:27.74
gav
Yeah, they they're they're out there.

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If you say to someone, do you know Alex Mack?

23:29.94
gav
Lunch meat.

23:31.03
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They'd be like the bitch that melts under doors.

23:33.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:34.05
gav
a

23:35.14
Bevo
Oh yeah, best friend Ray thinks she's cool, sister Annie thinks she's a science project, yeah, yeah, yeah, all across.

23:39.08
Chibbs
yeah yeah ah dad' Her dad works at the chemical plant that but mutated off and so on and so on.

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The melt chick.

23:40.67
Bevo
and Yeah, yeah.

23:45.05
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Yeah. Oh, you mean like, you mean liquid chick that doesn't need to use doors because she can, and um, sleep under them.

23:49.72
Bevo
Oh, Alex Mack, you mean, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Yeah, yeah.

23:54.12
Chibbs
ah ah don't remember I don't remember how that whole show ended but

23:54.25
gav
Jesus feel like I feel like I'll

23:54.81
Bevo
this

23:59.09
Chibbs
I remember ah vaguely remember reading something about in one of those shitty like Buzzfeed articles you get where it's like 10 shows that had real dark endings and it was and Alex Mack was one of them and I'm like I can't remember what it was but it's apparently there's some real fucking hectic ending to how they wrapped Alex Mack up.

24:09.38
Bevo
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24:18.42
Bevo
Yeah, I can't remember. She tells she tells her parents eventually, but.

24:21.67
gav
Oh, I did watch it as it was coming out. I reckon I feel like I would know that somewhere.

24:23.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:25.41
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Maybe it's like she liquefied herself and then it

24:26.37
Chibbs
And dinosaurs dinosaurs is another one that goes into that because they all just die. It's like the meteors come and they die.

24:31.91
gav
Yeah, fair.

24:32.47
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Oh, they would have, eh?

24:33.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:34.33
Bevo
they would have historically they would have or a mop and janitor with a mop yeah

24:34.45
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Yeah. Maybe Alex Mack like, um, like historically, yeah, that lines up with yeah evolution.

24:37.88
Chibbs
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24:40.18
gav
Historically, we all would have.

24:41.42
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Maybe Alex Mack like liquefied herself and then like, but she's, she's like scooching across the floor. And then a dog comes over and just like licks her up going, I'm thirsty. And she's like, there's no noise, but in her or a mop.

24:51.26
Chibbs
ah A mop.

24:54.73
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Yeah. And she's screaming in her mind, but no one can hear it.

24:59.16
gav
Yeah.

25:00.98
Bevo
du did it did did the do

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ah

25:04.13
gav
ha but

25:05.19
Chibbs
That should be another Mendeler effect. so

25:07.66
Bevo
Can you just do a whole series of those?

25:10.44
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Yes. Yeah. That was ah when I did that today.

25:11.72
Chibbs
Alex Mack, Mendeler smack mandela Yeah, that's great.

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I was like, that's the easiest thing I can do with 10 seconds of my time. Mandela effects. They good.

25:19.54
Chibbs
yeah ah that's ah We get another chorus. He's still fucking just thumping what people leverage as he flees from the cops. It ends with him fleeing from the cops.

25:31.24
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Yes.

25:31.96
Chibbs
And thumping the shit out of anyone that comes near hearing him. what Someone's just like, we've got to take this fucking snowman down. It's 1950. So that's a lot.

25:46.05
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Yeah. Yeah. Um, they, it's crazy that they didn't think of like the easiest ways to take him out, like, um, similar to like Wicked Witch of the West. You could probably just put water on him.

26:00.49
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

26:01.92
gav
a

26:02.87
Chibbs
Water would have done it.

26:03.33
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Like if you don't have a flamethrower, which would definitely work.

26:03.46
gav
ah

26:04.48
Bevo
Salt. yeah Just a bit of salt.

26:06.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:07.14
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Salt. Yeah. Um, yeah. Surround him with salt. Just, just, just do us like a salt circle around him.

26:13.31
gav
Hmm.

26:13.36
Chibbs
ah Yeah, honestly, just if anyone had been watering their garden as he walked past, just spray him a bit.

26:19.56
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yeah he's nothing what's he gonna do and like even if he gets you like even if he gets you what happens it's like it's like you

26:20.17
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

26:21.56
Bevo
and Take his hat off.

26:22.81
Chibbs
Are you sucking that off?

26:23.61
gav
True.

26:24.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:27.92
Chibbs
But we don't know, he might be real fast and powerful. Like we just we just don't know.

26:32.70
gav
I like the idea of, I think you should combine all those things, but also maybe not think so much about stock stopping him entirely. I think you should get him in like, lure him into an industrial freezer and then surround him with a salt circle.

26:45.56
gav
So we just, he's conscious, he's alive, but he presumably doesn't need food because he's a snowman.

26:49.67
Chibbs
Yeah, that's dark. Yeah, you just keep him there.

26:51.27
gav
And then just keep him there. Just keep him there forever.

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Yeah.

26:54.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:54.94
gav
Like for so fucking long.

26:55.96
Bevo
but Just lick him every now and again.

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Yeah.

26:57.38
gav
Every now and then just, not frosty.

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i

27:00.30
gav
when You taste it good, frosty.

27:00.84
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, yeah.

27:03.06
Chibbs
You're pouring like food colouring on him and shit, making snow cones.

27:05.66
gav
Yeah.

27:07.12
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Um, like let him defrost a bit and then like surround, like put ice all over him and stuff and bring him back, you know, like letting him drift off and then bring him back.

27:14.63
gav
Yeah. And he's like, just let me die.

27:20.05
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Um, so I did say this in the, um, in the chat and I do want to have this conversation. What are the limitations slash abilities that he has?

27:27.46
gav
Oh, scat.

27:30.43
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Like in regards to his penis, like it, can he just make one? Can he just form it himself?

27:36.55
gav
i I assume it's the same as like, he's got a carrot for a nose, coal for eyes. I think if he's got appendages, they need to be foreign objects.

27:42.56
Chibbs
Yeah. ah had to have put I think they had to have put it there.

27:46.69
gav
Yeah.

27:46.71
Chibbs
I imagine they put the sticks, his arms, that sort of thing.

27:49.81
gav
Yeah.

27:50.30
Chibbs
but i mean then Maybe there was a cheeky little kid that put some berries and a leaf or something there. So he's got a little leaf and some berries there.

27:57.69
Bevo
Eggplant.

27:58.07
gav
no No, no, no, no.

27:58.63
Bevo
yeah

27:59.15
gav
Here's here's where those two theories combine. You've got him in the walk-in freezer. One of the one of the local townswomen sticks her dildo to him and goes back yeah goes back regularly.

28:07.87
Chibbs
Cute. Just gets a cucumber. I think it's going to be there.

28:11.02
gav
and

28:12.49
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One of the dirty, the dirtiest of townsmen.

28:13.64
Chibbs
It's gotta be something from the earth.

28:17.29
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um Just like walking stoneman.

28:17.32
Chibbs
Dirty townsmen.

28:19.47
gav
the the creepy old the The creepy old butcher straps a dildo to him and then every day just goes down there and backs it up on him.

28:20.59
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ah Yeah, I'll put a dildo on that.

28:27.06
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Or just the butcher just just like just shoves a piece of meat where his dick would be. Now he's got like a steak for a dick.

28:40.99
Bevo
This is why I thought you would be good for this episode, Dan.

28:43.36
gav
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28:43.45
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I just, this is questions, you know, and I think if, if it wasn't like, I think that's a pretty solid theory there.

28:46.07
Bevo
Yeah. Well, the audience needs the answers to these questions.

28:50.72
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Gav, like that's a solid theory that if it's not um put on him by someone that it doesn't exist, but also they didn't put on him the ability to move around and all that, like he just

29:01.97
gav
ah True.

29:02.37
Chibbs
We don't know what this, yeah, we don't know what this hat can do.

29:02.84
gav
And I i guess, I guess like you said, if he, if you think he's like, if they built him as a regular bulbous snowman, and then he became, as I think Bebo said, a large snowman Adonis, then yeah, maybe he does have the ability to like, I didn't say the Adonis bit.

29:17.12
Bevo
but I didn't say that. You said that.

29:20.90
gav
Was that you Matt? Uh, that was, that was Southern.

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Nah, I've never said the word Adonis in my life until now.

29:24.59
Chibbs
I said it.

29:25.71
gav
Oh, chips, fuck, I couldn't remember who it was.

29:25.84
Chibbs
ah I said it. that

29:28.16
gav
um Yeah, I feel like maybe maybe he can grow and shrink body parts at will.

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There.

29:35.00
Bevo
I think we were on to something really good here with ah this frosty horror movie and there's

29:39.55
gav
Yeah, I'd i'd watch this.

29:40.97
Chibbs
It must exist.

29:42.45
Bevo
Imagine like he just summons other frosties and stuff. I'm just picturing.

29:46.99
gav
Like an army of Frosty's.

29:48.73
Bevo
Yeah.

29:48.76
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Well, he goes and makes him.

29:51.44
Chibbs
Yeah, why wouldn't he be able to just make them?

29:52.63
gav
I'm...

29:52.67
Bevo
Yeah.

29:53.18
Chibbs
But he's only got one silk hat.

29:53.46
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Yeah. Oh, the Silcat seems to be a real keen pod.

29:56.07
gav
Oh, hang on 20.

29:56.77
Bevo
True. True.

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30:00.06
gav
Oh my God. 2017. There's a horror film called the snowman.

30:05.74
Bevo
Hmm.

30:05.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:06.75
gav
Um, oh, wait, no, I don't think it's, oh, no, nevermind.

30:09.55
Chibbs
that's That's not a snowman.

30:10.56
gav
It's not funny. It's like, uh, yep.

30:12.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:13.27
gav
It's just an abusive, abusive fucking.

30:15.80
Bevo
Maybe, maybe Frosty's made an army of snowmen and they're all inanimate, but he keeps chucking the hat between all the different ones and they will come to life.

30:23.61
gav
Ha. I like that.

30:26.75
Bevo
Yeah.

30:27.19
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30:27.19
gav
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30:27.47
Bevo
and

30:28.03
gav
Didn't they find multiple? Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Where's that fucking?

30:30.95
Chibbs
How did it find multiple hats?

30:32.92
Bevo
really

30:32.98
gav
Yeah. They fucking found their master.

30:36.99
Chibbs
Are you talking, is this like some sort of deep frosty lore that I don't know about or something?

30:37.12
gav
ah

30:42.17
gav
No, I thought when you, so when you read the lyrics, I thought you said in those old silk hats they found.

30:42.61
Chibbs
It's like, yeah.

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No.

30:47.87
Bevo
Box full of hats.

30:47.95
Chibbs
No, how many hats?

30:49.42
gav
And I got, I got a bit excited.

30:50.63
Chibbs
How many hats did they find?

30:51.47
gav
I thought there was maybe some trampoline left behind a box of hats.

30:51.47
Bevo
Won't do many hats but one frosty.

30:52.63
Chibbs
They didn't get it in a shop. Oh, we fucking, we found a hat factory.

30:59.60
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31:02.22
gav
Magical, magical hat factory.

31:02.84
Chibbs
Ah, no.

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It's a magical hat factory that brings to life inanimate snowmen.

31:07.15
Chibbs
With endless amounts of silk available.

31:07.52
Bevo
Snowmen specifically.

31:09.77
gav
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31:09.83
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31:11.28
gav
Yeah.

31:13.01
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Yeah. and And that, that is completely reliant on the life of the snowman that like it's

31:17.79
Chibbs
That's so ridiculous, Gavin.

31:19.63
Bevo
Clocking in on your shift for the magical hat factory.

31:19.61
Chibbs
So ridiculous.

31:21.02
gav
thanks

31:21.16
Chibbs
sir Yeah, you're like, that is that is crazy.

31:21.61
gav
That's where your suspension of disbelief ends. It's like, you know, I'm happy to hear about a snowman murdering the village, but no, no, no. There's not more than one hat, you silly fuck.

31:31.15
Chibbs
Yeah, you crazy bastard.

31:32.48
Bevo
is speaking of Speaking of magical factories, there's another one of my um sketch comedy ideas. is It's a Whoopee cushion factory, like production line, and it's so silent.

31:40.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:46.74
Bevo
And then just someone hears a, and everyone gets really solemn and serious and someone gets dragged away.

31:55.16
gav
The days, days since incident board gets reset to zero.

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32:02.61
Chibbs
Is that the joke?

32:04.07
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ah

32:04.70
Bevo
Hey, yeah.

32:05.44
Chibbs
Um, it's written by Walter Jack Rollins. I like this. This is when back when nicknames were like, Jack, my name is Walter, but my nickname is Jack.

32:15.13
gav
Yeah.

32:18.11
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Yeah.

32:18.25
gav
People call me Jack.

32:19.96
Chibbs
yeah Walter Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson was first recorded by Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys in 1950.

32:30.38
gav
God.

32:32.04
Chibbs
And then it was re-recorded by Jimmy Durante the same year.

32:38.30
gav
The same year.

32:38.32
Chibbs
So this it came out twice the same year by two different people.

32:41.88
Bevo
Back in those days, that that happened a lot.

32:42.39
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Such a hit.

32:42.73
gav
and Did it really?

32:43.83
Bevo
People would like, yeah, heaps of different versions of the same song.

32:43.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:44.90
gav
I feel like that's such a massive stepping on your toes.

32:48.40
Chibbs
Uh, Jen Autry, I'm sure we've done, we've spoken about Jen Autry. Did we do another Christmas song?

32:53.27
Bevo
Yeah, Rudolph, Gene Autry did, i think I think every year he did he did like one after the other.

32:53.47
Chibbs
Like, okay. He did Rudolph.

32:55.78
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32:59.12
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Give us some...

32:59.46
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When you say did, like, did he write Rudolph and write this?

33:01.95
Chibbs
No, he didn't write that he just he just sung sung that. He was a famous actor. He was like a cowboy actor and he had TV show.

33:09.29
Bevo
Cowboy, yeah.

33:12.47
Chibbs
He ended up becoming super, super successful as a, he bought heaps of television stations and stuff and then became a billionaire and he bought the fucking ah angels, the baseball team.

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gav
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33:27.68
gav
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33:27.78
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

33:29.61
gav
um Look up Gene Autry on um on um fucking Wikipedia. hiss Wikipedia photo is so fucking sick.

33:34.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:38.40
gav
it's Him is one of his cowboy characters, but he's just got these steps and had on this big cheesy fucking grin.

33:42.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:43.54
Bevo
I think I know the, yeah.

33:43.45
Chibbs
yeah yeah um It's not George R Binks good, but it is good.

33:44.19
gav
It's it's a dope photo.

33:47.09
Bevo
Crazy big app. yeah

33:50.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:53.26
Chibbs
Yeah, it's ah it was written after the success of Autry's recording of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, so they're like, yeah, that was a real hit.

34:00.66
Bevo
Followed up, yeah.

34:01.50
Chibbs
And yeah, they basically, Roland's Jack, Jack and Nelson, they shopped the song to Autry, basically who was after another seasonal hit.

34:13.29
Chibbs
He was like, ah I need another one. Give me another one, fellas. ah He wrote, Roland's, Jack, also wrote the lyrics to holiday favorites.

34:24.40
Chibbs
Here comes Peter Cottontail, Frosty the Snowman, and my personal favorite, Smokey the Bear.

34:29.67
Bevo
I

34:31.77
gav
ah It's a bear on ba with a crack plot.

34:34.20
Bevo
don't know that one.

34:34.10
Chibbs
Which I imagine was a bear that smoked.

34:35.44
Bevo
but

34:38.36
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Yeah, I also imagine that.

34:39.81
Chibbs
Yeah, because it's 1950, I don't think it was just his name. i get Yeah, it's...

34:44.89
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Well, smoking, smoking in general wasn't as looked down upon and bears could do it.

34:49.90
Chibbs
It wasn't at all.

34:51.00
Bevo
No, I was encouraged by doctors.

34:51.62
Chibbs
Yeah, you should you shouldn't and any sort of furry bear that wants to be, you know oh Yeah, and you don't want a hairless bear should be should be punching a dart So if you've got good if you do have Google open If you've got good

34:58.43
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Very bear, as opposed to a furless bear.

35:00.82
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. You know, Fuzzy Wuzzy. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.

35:03.99
gav
yeah

35:05.22
Bevo
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.

35:07.08
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I did not, I've never heard of Fuzzy Wuzzy.

35:09.00
Bevo
Well, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Wuzzy.

35:12.83
gav
Have you not heard that, Southern? You fucking lunatic.

35:15.11
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35:16.21
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My God.

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35:21.25
gav
Why partook with poems about bears.

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35:22.00
Bevo
I write bear poetry.

35:24.77
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I mean furless ones.

35:24.74
Chibbs
If you've got, if you got Google open, you need to look up Jimmy Durante, who has quite possibly the largest nose I've ever seen on anyone in my entire life.

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35:36.87
Chibbs
And he himself, he himself often referred to his nose as the, the schnozler.

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gav
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35:43.56
Bevo
sh no

35:45.74
gav
the schnozler fucking Jesus that guy would need a bag of coke for each nostril

35:46.01
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Okay, Chibs, if you think that's the biggest nose you've ever seen, I want to refer you to a little movie by Disney called Pinocchio.

35:47.02
Bevo
the

35:49.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:55.60
Bevo
The Lion King.

35:55.67
Chibbs
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35:57.69
Chibbs
He was a liar.

35:57.88
Bevo
It's got some elephants in it.

35:59.15
Chibbs
He was a fucking liar.

36:00.73
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Well, that's true, but we're talking noses here, not truth.

36:01.88
Chibbs
yeah

36:04.58
Chibbs
this dude This dude was born and had and had to fucking a walk around with that thing on his just hanging off his face.

36:09.64
Bevo
A little Disney movie called Dumbo.

36:10.08
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Yeah, no, that's bulbous. Yeah.

36:12.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:15.70
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Yeah. In terms of noses, Disney's really got a, they get quite the library on different.

36:20.19
Bevo
Yeah, they got it unlocked, don't they? That Jimmy Durante, I'm pretty sure he's like famous food and like, ah cha cha that kind of, like he's he's that original guy.

36:22.18
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36:26.95
Chibbs
Oh, great. Although no sort of worked for that sort of shit, I guess.

36:29.56
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36:29.57
Bevo
Yeah.

36:38.13
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This is very, very bulbous.

36:39.35
Chibbs
it' about That's the best way to describe it. if you If you haven't bothered to Google it, it's one hell of a bulbous nose.

36:45.75
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It's, it's the type of thing that like, if you were stranded and you were like, Oh no, I've got two fish. I need to put them in a fish bowl. And then he turned around and you'd go, there's one.

36:54.71
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

36:54.92
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And then you go, Oh, it's just, isn it's actually just a man's nose.

36:57.22
Chibbs
Yeah, you got it two thirds full of water and you went, oh, there's a man attached to this bowl.

37:02.39
Bevo
If you were picturing Frosty with a button nose, this is not that.

37:05.97
Chibbs
Not that at all.

37:06.78
gav
No.

37:07.05
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Yeah.

37:07.30
Chibbs
I don't have any notes for production. It's whatever.

37:11.72
Bevo
Well, it depends on what version, really.

37:14.26
Chibbs
Yeah, it is what it is.

37:14.90
gav
Yeah.

37:15.34
Chibbs
There's no video for it.

37:16.87
Bevo
No, but I've got some comments from the genius that I wanted to read out.

37:20.26
Chibbs
Okay, great.

37:22.20
Bevo
um lu Lucia four years ago. hi I like this song Elizabeth four years ago. I like this song too.

37:28.65
Chibbs
Right.

37:29.13
Bevo
And then um Joanna four years ago. This is a fun song. That's for sure.

37:35.97
Chibbs
but I've been looking for this for years.

37:39.16
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yeah 20 years I finally found this song about a snowman.

37:41.21
Bevo
And then we got. um

37:41.90
gav
I'll tell you what, the best part is, I think Joanna commented, I think Joanna commented twice because she's got, there's just ah someone's commented whose name is Joanna, just saying, this is a fun song, that's for sure.

37:53.27
Bevo
Hmm.

37:55.54
gav
The very next comment is someone whose name is Joanna God in Desert Gold Polska.

38:01.23
Bevo
Yeah.

38:01.30
Chibbs
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38:01.53
gav
This is a fun song, that is one thing, I love it.

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38:05.59
gav
I think she's just commenting multiple times in the same video.

38:06.50
Chibbs
Burner account. It's got a burner account.

38:08.89
Bevo
Maybe.

38:08.79
Chibbs
Just a comment on Christmas carols.

38:09.62
gav
I think she, she burnt, yeah, yeah.

38:12.81
Chibbs
Right. Not a clever one though.

38:13.86
Bevo
People, people loving this song.

38:15.38
Chibbs
Yeah. ah sit There's no set list.

38:19.11
Bevo
Really?

38:19.33
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There's no set list.

38:20.08
Chibbs
There's no set list.

38:21.54
gav
Michael, Michael Buble. We should have pulled up a Michael Buble set.

38:23.15
Bevo
Jean Autry.

38:25.06
gav
Surely he's done this.

38:24.98
Chibbs
Fuck that shit. No, I don't know. No, you don't get it all. ah because there is no setlist.

38:31.50
gav
Just, just a teaser.

38:33.20
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Um.

38:33.37
Chibbs
There is no setlist, yeah.

38:33.75
Bevo
Jean Autry does play shows, but yeah.

38:37.06
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Yeah, if Gene Autry played a show, like you'd be heckling them.

38:37.83
Chibbs
It doesn't do process though.

38:42.42
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You'd be gone, play Frosty um or play Rudolph.

38:44.23
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

38:47.13
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One of those, they're the only two songs where you're like, they're like, here's a little song I wrote about my, the town that I grew up living in, living in when I was a kid.

38:47.55
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mash them up.

38:55.89
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You're like, now fuck that off, Frosty only.

38:58.01
Bevo
Frosty.

38:57.97
Chibbs
Just like, was it tormented by a snowman?

39:01.40
gav
Ha ha ha.

39:04.07
Chibbs
No, I don't want to hear about it. In 1950, just a little bit of legacy, Gene Autry's version, ah it peaked at number seven on the pop singles charts.

39:17.30
Chibbs
and number four on the US country singles chart. I guess because he's a cowboy in more country, you know, i bigger in that scene. But then Jimmy to Durante, the same year, again, peaked at number seven on the pop singles charts, just couldn't break through that that fucking number six glass ceiling.

39:32.26
Bevo
Oh, yeah, right.

39:36.51
Bevo
Yeah, it's it it's a seventh song.

39:36.82
gav
That number seven, and the curse.

39:39.23
Chibbs
And it ended up, I don't know why this is a thing, but in 2019, in the US s Rolling Stone top 100, it came in at 44.

39:52.76
gav
What the fuck?

39:53.42
Bevo
and What billboard?

39:54.48
gav
Top one heard of what?

39:54.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:55.79
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Was it in a movie or something?

39:57.06
Chibbs
Dunno.

39:59.12
Bevo
You said Rolling Stone.

39:59.34
gav
Strange.

39:59.39
Chibbs
Not Autry's. Yeah, Rolling Stone top 100.

40:02.98
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ah Was Rolling Stone or Rolling rolling Stone?

40:04.00
Bevo
the ah ah There was a Rolling Stone top 100 carols and the number one song was, uh, um, no, no baby, please come home Christmas by Phil Spector.

40:04.00
Chibbs
Maybe it was Carroll's or something.

40:06.65
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or

40:10.82
gav
Rudolph. Adolf.

40:16.98
Bevo
Just listen to a podcast about that today.

40:18.89
Chibbs
Really?

40:19.65
Bevo
Yeah.

40:20.39
Chibbs
He was a cool dude.

40:20.87
gav
um Is anyone here playing Wehrmageddon, as we speak?

40:24.01
Bevo
I lost twice in one day at the shopping center.

40:26.16
Chibbs
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40:26.61
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That's rough. i was

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I don't know what ah what this is.

40:30.06
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Whamageddon.

40:30.31
gav
So you play Wham again every December, every December 1st, Wham again starts and you you are in the game until you hear Last Christmas by Wham.

40:30.70
Chibbs
I don't know what that is.

40:39.45
anaconda cock dick
Oh yeah, I have heard this.

40:39.70
Chibbs
Right.

40:40.04
Bevo
It's got to be the ramp way in version two.

40:40.39
gav
And it has to be the Wham version. And once you hear it, you're you're fucking lost and you've got to make it as far in.

40:45.40
Chibbs
I haven't had it.

40:47.36
gav
Yeah, I haven't heard it yet either. I've heard a cover. I heard a cover the other day and I was like, it came on. I was like, fuck. And it was just like, not no, no, no, we're good. It was not Wham.

40:55.59
Chibbs
Okay, I've never heard of that. There's no net worth either.

40:57.69
Bevo
I think Frosty's network is.

40:58.11
Chibbs
I don't, I tried to, i I spent too long. Yeah, no, this is honestly, I spent too long of my time this week where I had very little time trying to find who the richest snowman in the world is.

41:15.09
anaconda cock dick
It's got to be.

41:15.13
Chibbs
Or just like the richest, but how much something made that there was the snowman.

41:19.69
gav
the The richest, the richest person to ever build a snowman.

41:20.95
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. Honestly, too long.

41:23.57
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, it's got to be.

41:25.71
Chibbs
I was like attraction that had a snowman and how much did it take?

41:26.25
anaconda cock dick
um I don't know.

41:27.26
Bevo
I can tell you.

41:28.97
Chibbs
Anything. I just couldn't, nothing. I got nothing.

41:31.84
anaconda cock dick
Cause I'm like, I've literally seen the movie one time and I don't remember it, but the frozen, what, who's the snowman from frozen?

41:36.84
Bevo
Yeah, I was going to say Edina Menzel,

41:39.04
gav
Olaf, Olaf?

41:40.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:40.31
anaconda cock dick
Olaf has got to be the most lucrative snowman out there.

41:40.28
Bevo
el

41:43.11
Chibbs
You reckon?

41:44.89
anaconda cock dick
We'll name it, name another one.

41:45.04
Bevo
Yeah.

41:45.05
gav
His merchandise, his merchandise would have done pretty fucking well.

41:48.90
Bevo
You got that old Rankin Bass um Frosty as well, who you'd, you'd recognize, I reckon if you Googled him.

41:49.00
anaconda cock dick
Name another one, cunt.

41:56.19
Chibbs
Who?

41:56.48
gav
What is it?

41:57.39
Bevo
Rankin Bass is the old like, um,

41:59.40
Chibbs
There's no way Rankin Bass is more popular than Olaf.

42:04.21
anaconda cock dick
Who the beverage, you gotta to realize people don't know the things that you know.

42:05.77
Chibbs
Rankin Bass, this is, I'm talking about Randy Crothers and he's pulling out Rankin Bass.

42:06.07
gav
i'm um i'm looking up I don't know who the fuck you're talking about.

42:07.21
Bevo
thank but

42:12.34
anaconda cock dick
He's like, oh, it's like, well, Olaf is up there, but I think you're forgetting Rankin Bass.

42:15.69
Chibbs
ah yes He's laughing at you like, you're a fucking idiot.

42:20.33
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He's scoffing at me like I'm fucking, I'm living under a rock.

42:20.34
Chibbs
Just like,

42:24.12
Chibbs
Uh, Olaf. Olaf is rookie numbers compared to Rankin Bass.

42:27.35
anaconda cock dick
ah and Okay. Okay. either He's that guy off the Tim Robinson sketch pulling out the obscure jazz fucking.

42:34.36
Chibbs
Yeah!

42:35.17
gav
Oh my god, he was also on the Colgate Hour.

42:39.25
anaconda cock dick
Oh my God, Rankin Bass.

42:40.04
Bevo
ah Okay.

42:40.18
Chibbs
Rankin Bass.

42:41.12
Bevo
Rankin Baz is like the, when you think of Frosty before Olaf, that he was the one from fucking 1969.

42:45.70
Chibbs
I don't know what you're talking about. At all.

42:49.62
Bevo
And then there was that other one.

42:50.01
gav
I've got to say Bevo, I've, I've looked him up. I've looked him up, Bevo. And even looking straight at the fucking thing, I have no idea what that's from.

42:56.52
Bevo
ah Okay.

42:56.81
Chibbs
Oh, Gav, Gav, Gav.

42:57.33
Bevo
All right.

42:59.02
Chibbs
I took a little stinger, and I did this just for you.

43:04.62
Chibbs
You wanna hear it?

43:05.53
gav
Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. I was, I didn't want to speak in case I spoke over it and made a real, yeah, no, I'm dying to hear it.

43:07.52
Chibbs
No, you wanna hear it? Okay, pay attention.

43:11.76
gav
I am.

43:18.78
Bevo
ah

43:22.42
Bevo
Just again in case we missed it.

43:22.45
gav
Oh my god.

43:23.22
Chibbs
You want it again?

43:24.20
gav
That is fucking superb.

43:26.42
Bevo
Please.

43:31.41
anaconda cock dick
He came.

43:32.15
gav
He came. Fucking hell.

43:35.18
Chibbs
For their eyes!

43:35.64
Bevo
um somebody thumped your day

43:37.91
gav
I fucking love that.

43:38.44
anaconda cock dick
That's his first, that's his first, ah yeah, that's his first human interaction.

43:41.95
Chibbs
yeah

43:42.42
gav
um I feel like Mosse and I, there's there's a lot of there's a lot of meme formats that appeal to both of us, but one in particular that me and him always in it flicking back and forth are the ones where it's like, um it'll have like the word caption and it's the really like long, slow build up of music before a single lyric.

43:43.64
Chibbs
its

44:01.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:02.06
gav
so

44:02.85
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

44:03.00
gav
The one that he said the other day was like, when the cashier asked if I want to spare a dollar for hungry, hungry children or whatever the fuck.

44:09.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:10.72
gav
And it's just like, that's the caption and the build the lead into this song. I can't remember what fucking song it is, but it's like leads in for like 30 seconds. And he goes, no. And then like, it cuts out instantly.

44:20.91
Chibbs
That's it.

44:21.58
Bevo
Not like that is it.

44:21.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:22.29
gav
And it's so fucking good.

44:23.37
Chibbs
It's great. It's really good stuff.

44:25.02
gav
Anyway, that reminded me of it.

44:26.36
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have yeah Have you seen my one of them, Gav?

44:26.25
Chibbs
Yeah, the internet's great.

44:28.28
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I did one of them.

44:29.36
gav
I don't think I've seen it. What what was it?

44:31.47
anaconda cock dick
I said, I asked my singing horse what it would like to have for dinner.

44:34.77
Chibbs
Oh yeah. Yeah.

44:37.92
gav
oh

44:38.10
anaconda cock dick
And then it's, and it's trained and it's like, ding, ding, ding, ding. Hey, hey.

44:46.21
Chibbs
My stinging horse.

44:47.63
anaconda cock dick
That's my singing horse. It just told me what it was for dinner.

44:49.14
Chibbs
Yeah, that's great.

44:49.52
gav
Oh my God, that that's perfect.

44:51.14
Chibbs
All right, let's rate this shit.

45:04.86
Chibbs
we rate it out of like the trail of destruction, murder.

45:08.53
gav
murder Yeah, murdered murdered bodies behind behind the fucking snowman.

45:10.97
Chibbs
murdered what is behind the thumpity thump thump thumpity thump yeah how many thumps how many thumps did he did he use like because he was just stomping out kids on the street um totally yeah yeah thumpity thump thump

45:12.53
Bevo
you.

45:12.76
gav
Yeah. The Thumpity Thump. How many?

45:15.25
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, the thumbs down.

45:17.18
gav
Yeah.

45:23.02
gav
Yeah. Very American History X, isn't it? Just Frosty had this kid's teeth lined up on the gutter and just fucking stomped the back of his head. Thumpity Thump! Now say Thumpity Thump!

45:36.22
Chibbs
Now I'm running over the hills. Okay. 10 thumps. You've been thumped to death. One. It wasn't pleasant, but you were able to walk it off.

45:47.09
Chibbs
ah What do you give this out of 10, Bevo?

45:50.04
gav
such a confusing scale

45:51.65
Bevo
um

45:52.09
anaconda cock dick
It is, I'm like, I'm trying to work it out.

45:53.21
Bevo
Um, you know, you've, you've tipped the scales here because I want to hear the weak gutted dog stinger, but I don't think it's a five.

46:02.16
gav
yeah

46:02.13
Chibbs
Okay.

46:02.73
Bevo
It's probably a four for me.

46:03.33
anaconda cock dick
I mean, look, I'm, I'm like listening to this podcast in order of when it's released, but I told two of you people that you should have Ricky Stewart as your stinger for the week at a dog.

46:04.82
Chibbs
but yeah

46:16.00
Bevo
Hmm.

46:16.82
anaconda cock dick
Has that happened yet?

46:17.93
Bevo
Oh yeah, many weeks has happened.

46:18.25
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

46:18.56
gav
Yeah, yeah, it's is he's been there for a while.

46:19.39
anaconda cock dick
So Ricky's in there going, yeah, we got a dog person.

46:20.99
Chibbs
Yeah, for weeks, yeah.

46:23.48
anaconda cock dick
Cause that hasn't come out yet on the like, on the what's released in public.

46:24.43
gav
Yeah.

46:24.83
Chibbs
Probably not, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's there, yeah.

46:28.66
gav
Oh, has it not?

46:28.79
anaconda cock dick
All right, great.

46:29.09
Chibbs
It's all right, four.

46:29.39
gav
Are we not up to that yet?

46:30.89
anaconda cock dick
No, we're not up to that yet.

46:30.99
Chibbs
I don't know, yeah. Gav?

46:32.89
gav
Throw, throw a sneaky. Now I want to do the fucking we got a dog, but I guarantee it's not a we got a dog. Um, a festive Christmas song about a fucking homicidal snowman just gets me, gets me all sorts of erect.

46:44.83
Chibbs
I didn't know it was about that.

46:45.33
Bevo
fifty fifty

46:49.23
gav
It's, it's, it's probably now fuck it.

46:49.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:53.04
gav
It's a one. I was gonna say it's maybe a two, but no, fuck it. I'm, this is, yeah, this is fucking fire.

46:56.65
Chibbs
and Right into this.

46:58.69
gav
Absolute hate for Christmas.

46:59.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:00.61
gav
I fucking love it.

47:02.15
Chibbs
What do you reckon, Southern?

47:03.85
anaconda cock dick
Um, I hate all Christmas songs. Um, ah they're all fucking fucked, especially the one where it goes, um, now bring us a figgy pudding.

47:14.74
Bevo
ah yeah

47:14.96
anaconda cock dick
What's that one?

47:15.12
Chibbs
I don't know.

47:15.32
gav
Now bring us a figgy pudding.

47:16.23
Bevo
Yeah, we wish you a Merry Christmas.

47:17.32
gav
Now bring us a figgy pudding.

47:17.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. We wish you Merry Christmas. So these people have stood on their door and sung like uninvited.

47:20.40
Bevo
We won't go until we get some.

47:23.48
anaconda cock dick
And then they've said, now bring us a fee.

47:23.47
Bevo
yeah Yeah.

47:25.32
Chibbs
hey

47:26.04
anaconda cock dick
It's like, don't just come and sing at my house and then demand food. Fuck off.

47:30.65
Bevo
And then the next part is we won't go until we get some.

47:30.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:33.31
anaconda cock dick
We won't go. It's like, well, now I'm going to call the police. So how how do you like that? Anyway, um, I don't like any Christmas songs.

47:38.36
gav
matt that's when That's when you call up Frosty.

47:39.33
Bevo
And now I'm calling the cops.

47:40.92
Chibbs
Yeah, they're chasing snowmen through the fucking town. They haven't got no time.

47:43.61
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

47:44.13
gav
Yeah, they're hungry. They're hungry from trying to avoid death.

47:45.45
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

47:45.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:47.30
anaconda cock dick
This one is a, and like after the deep dove I've done has definitely now made me realize this is a, as, as Gab said, like this is homicidal psychopathic.

47:59.25
anaconda cock dick
This is fucking horror disguised as a Christmas Carol.

47:59.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:02.61
Chibbs
Oh, he loves it.

48:03.04
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And for that, it gets a one.

48:03.31
gav
Yep.

48:04.55
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It's awesome.

48:05.24
gav
Fuck yes.

48:06.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:06.32
gav
Fuck yes.

48:07.68
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Yeah.

48:08.59
Chibbs
I'm a firm believer in that all Christmas music is irrelevant and hence

48:08.96
gav
Chibs, what do you think?

48:24.83
Chibbs
It's a five.

48:25.68
gav
I love that the word person, the word person in that sentence is so jarring, isn't it?

48:26.62
Chibbs
It's a five. It's a dog dog person.

48:28.93
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I know. you know

48:31.77
Chibbs
It's it's it takes it beyond just call an insult to a mutant of some sort.

48:37.52
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so So I the NRL and I was watching, I was actually watching the interview when he did this and said this and I'm sitting there going like,

48:38.10
gav
Yeah, this guy is a a hybrid dog boy.

48:38.55
Chibbs
Dog boy.

48:42.07
Chibbs
yeah

48:51.56
gav
Oh my God.

48:51.67
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ah

48:51.75
Chibbs
It's a weak jotted dog.

48:52.67
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Like he called, he called a kid this, he called one of the players this, and then he had to pay like a $20,000 fine afterwards.

48:56.51
Chibbs
yeah dog person yeah half but half man half dog but yeah yeah

48:59.77
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But the fact that he says a week got a dog person.

49:03.28
gav
person.

49:05.29
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yeah Anyway, that's good.

49:05.35
gav
Fuck.

49:06.10
Bevo
I love you.

49:09.80
gav
I'd like to hear his defense of that one when they were trying to slug him with that $20,000 fine.

49:10.30
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and

49:13.58
gav
He's like, no, no, I meant like he had IBS and he was just like, he he was a dog person.

49:13.59
Chibbs
ah ricky shit ricky shit face

49:18.54
gav
Like he just liked dogs and he just had IBS.

49:18.99
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Yeah.

49:21.18
gav
He was a weak gutted dog person, man.

49:21.68
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Yeah. Yeah.

49:24.33
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Right down the middle for me. ah All right, thanks fellas.

49:28.50
gav
Yeah.

49:29.90
Chibbs
Thanks Southern. Everybody else, go and get.

49:32.41
Bevo
Merry Christmas.

49:32.48
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Go and get Merry Christmas.

49:33.87
Chibbs
ah yeah Have a great Christmas.

49:34.94
gav
Yep. Yeah. yeah