Alter Ego - Doechii and JT

[Act I, Scene I – A Chamber of Reflection]

Enter Lady Alter and Sir Ego, two parts of the same soul, in dialogue.

Lady Alter:
What visage dost thou see upon my brow?
Is't me, or art thou gazing at my shadow?
A tempest fierce within my breast does swell,
A war 'twixt light and dark, heaven and hell.

Sir Ego:
Nay, thou art thyself, and yet thou art not.
A mirror split; one face in shadow caught.
Thy tongue doth cut like daggers sharp and keen,
Yet silken words beneath thy wrath are seen.

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Transcript

00:45.78
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to live amongst giants but you actually are wearing stilts under large custom-made pants in shame.

00:58.90
Bevo
The modern equivalent of three kids in a trench coat.

01:01.97
gav
nice Nice.

01:04.23
Chibbs
Imagine having to try and keep the charade up like you're only a little person, but you got these giant pants made.

01:04.55
Mad Dog
Yep.

01:11.08
gav
yeah

01:13.48
Chibbs
I laughed when I wrote that down. I laughed and laughed.

01:15.32
gav
That one's actually, I really liked that. That's very good.

01:18.01
Chibbs
Yeah, thanks.

01:18.23
Mad Dog
you could never have You could never get yourself into a relationship with a real woman giant.

01:22.12
Chibbs
but Like you really, yes, yeah, you've got to live this, you know, yeah, it's a house of lies.

01:26.56
gav
Military life. Yeah.

01:28.34
Mad Dog
yeah

01:29.04
Bevo
Let me see them legs. ah

01:31.86
Chibbs
ah You never take your pants off for ors or sit down Anyway, we we got an email over our ah little break that we had and they said through alter ego by Dochie and JT

01:36.85
Bevo
Why don't we ever see a giant pants off Friday?

01:43.66
Mad Dog
never

02:14.86
gav
you've got the You've got the live version.

02:17.21
Chibbs
I couldn't fuck it. I'm not paying for it.

02:18.54
Bevo
That sounded like the Spice Girls spice up your life weirdly.

02:22.00
Mad Dog
It does.

02:22.19
Chibbs
um Sorry, does anyone have the message that I sent through with the guy's name and everything?

02:22.41
Mad Dog
i

02:26.58
gav
ah It's Gavin.

02:28.62
Chibbs
Because it was Gavin something.

02:29.09
gav
It was Gavin something. It was another Gavin.

02:30.78
Mad Dog
Gavin Steven.

02:31.14
Chibbs
Yeah, it's your Gavin Steven.

02:31.66
gav
Yeah.

02:33.38
Mad Dog
Gavin Steven.

02:34.60
Chibbs
Gavin Steven, because it's near your name in our chat.

02:38.74
gav
Oh, right. Fuck yeah.

02:39.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, Gavin Steven.

02:40.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:42.06
gav
Did you did you find the message did you find the message mad dog?

02:42.27
Chibbs
Stephen. Um. I don't.

02:44.43
Mad Dog
Nah, I did it.

02:45.45
Chibbs
I don't. Let's just.

02:45.69
Mad Dog
I did it.

02:46.79
Chibbs
Augie remembered. But Gavin, we appreciate that you've listened for years.

02:51.57
Bevo
yeah Yeah. This is for you, mate.

02:54.04
Chibbs
And, um, yeah, this, yeah, this is for you because I didn't fucking know about this song at all.

03:00.80
gav
Yeah Yeah, he said he's been a fit ah i'll go ah yeah, I'm gonna try and find I'm gonna try and find the fucking um try and find the message cuz that was

03:01.22
Bevo
yeah

03:01.06
Mad Dog
yeah he said he's like i've been a fand for years

03:04.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:04.69
Mad Dog
can

03:10.33
Chibbs
Which I know technically Zach Bryan has hit off season five of this podcast, cause it just fell that way. But um we're recording now for the first time officially in 2025, which is our fifth, fifth year?

03:21.51
Bevo
That's right.

03:24.91
Bevo
Yeah, we started in 2020 with COVID.

03:24.96
Chibbs
Ever?

03:28.20
Chibbs
Fifth year of podcasting.

03:28.15
Mad Dog
Yeah, he said he's like, I've been a fan for years.

03:30.09
Chibbs
um I haven't done anything consistently for that long in my life.

03:33.63
gav
No, Jesus Christ. I've barely been breathing consistently for that long.

03:34.75
Chibbs
And I was married.

03:37.98
gav
I like that that was a was as well. that's That's why it's a was.

03:42.05
Bevo
out some I was telling a friend about, um,

03:42.60
Chibbs
I was married when we started this podcast.

03:42.53
Mad Dog
i i i will Yes!

03:50.00
Chibbs
Was it the podcast?

03:51.13
Bevo
ah know I was kind of saying like, this is the most successful thing I've ever done, but it's not true.

03:51.22
Chibbs
Eh, we'll never know.

03:54.89
Bevo
The most successful thing I've ever done is make the Dapto random bang identification group on Facebook.

04:00.54
gav
Yeah, that still pops off. yeah good pun Um, literally all the time.

04:02.40
Chibbs
Wait, what is it?

04:05.04
Bevo
Dapto random bang identification group.

04:06.92
Chibbs
I don't know what that is.

04:07.66
Bevo
I never told you about that.

04:08.10
Chibbs
Oh, this is when people hear explosions.

04:10.49
gav
Yep.

04:10.59
Bevo
Yeah. And there's now there's a group for identifying such a thing.

04:13.28
Chibbs
Is that you?

04:14.18
Bevo
Yeah. There's like 1.3,000 people.

04:15.13
Chibbs
Fuck off you started that.

04:16.72
Bevo
Yeah, of course. i

04:17.53
Chibbs
You are the king of Facebook. I shouldn't.

04:18.95
Mad Dog
is king.

04:19.42
gav
Yeah, why were you even getting that?

04:19.71
Chibbs
I shouldn't. Yeah, I shouldn't.

04:21.74
gav
I've found the message actually.

04:22.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:23.14
gav
So, Gavin, G-A-V-A-N, Steven. Hi guys, please do Alter Ego by Doichi and JT. By the way, there is two music videos, so you might want to talk about them both.

04:33.81
Chibbs
Oh shit.

04:34.10
Bevo
Oh shit, I like this to work today.

04:34.52
gav
It would mean a lot to me if you do it. Oh, get on there, Berbo. It would mean a lot to me if you do it. I've been a fan of the pop for three years now. Thank you, Gavin. So, no, fucking thank you, Gavin, you fucking legend.

04:43.55
Chibbs
ah Where's he from?

04:46.56
Mad Dog
like

04:47.32
gav
What the fuck does it say?

04:47.18
Mad Dog
with a name like Gavin Steven.

04:50.02
gav
Uh, sounds...

04:50.08
Chibbs
ah but

04:49.94
Mad Dog
Oh, I'm going to say fucking Netherlands.

04:53.70
gav
Iceland? Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm thinking norton Nordic, somewhere Nordic.

04:55.69
Mad Dog
ah like Yeah.

04:58.87
Chibbs
He's probably from the brass girls.

04:58.95
gav
um

05:02.52
gav
Gavin, get back in touch. Let us know where you're from, mate.

05:04.91
Chibbs
Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys.

05:06.70
gav
Tell us your specific address.

05:07.11
Chibbs
The better,

05:09.86
gav
Yeah, and...

05:10.99
Chibbs
guys.

05:12.94
gav
There's not many words, Gavs. Did I tell you I got the shit kicked out of me by a guy named Gavin once?

05:18.48
Chibbs
What are the chances?

05:18.52
Mad Dog
Did you?

05:19.43
gav
one One of the only times I've ever been like properly fucking rolled was by a guy named Gavin.

05:22.90
Chibbs
Wild. ah Of course, they're the worst.

05:25.69
gav
yeah Gavin and his four mates fucking rolled the shit out of me. I was like 12.

05:31.49
Mad Dog
not Why would anyone be that pissed off with you, man?

05:32.08
gav
I got the shit kicked out of me.

05:34.96
Chibbs
You can't.

05:36.86
Mad Dog
You're a very lovable person.

05:39.07
gav
i think I think I pointed out that we had the same name and he didn't he didn't like that.

05:42.61
Chibbs
yeah

05:43.11
Mad Dog
ah

05:43.75
Bevo
I can be only one.

05:43.58
Mad Dog
Yeah, you, you, I don't take kindly to that, you fucking bastard.

05:45.40
Chibbs
Understandable.

05:47.99
gav
Apparently it's like, that yeah, they can there can there can be only one. I think I got eliminated from the the Gavin playoffs pretty pretty early in life.

05:55.17
Chibbs
Now, I don't know if Gavin knew this, but or if it sparked his interest in this song.

05:55.32
Mad Dog
Thinning out the gene pool, the Gav pool.

06:05.57
Chibbs
The intro is by Dochi and Aisha Arotica.

06:11.29
Bevo
We've done her before Henry.

06:12.15
Chibbs
We just did Spread the Puss.

06:12.54
gav
but Yeah, spread the puss.

06:14.17
Bevo
yeah turn

06:15.70
Mad Dog
Oh, it spread the puss. Okay.

06:19.53
gav
What's the, something's same, oh, we'll get to this, we'll get to this.

06:21.40
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a sample of erotica.

06:23.99
gav
Yeah, yeah.

06:25.40
Chibbs
It's chucked right at the intro. Yeah, because I'm a little bit disturbed about the fact that we ended up doing Spread the Puss on the podcast because my girlfriend went, I like that song.

06:38.42
Bevo
Yeah, that's right.

06:38.93
Chibbs
She was on the podcast at the time. She did it. She did it with us.

06:42.43
gav
She did it.

06:42.89
Chibbs
And she's like, I don't mind this song. And she picked it when I was listening to this to do the research. She's like, is that Ayesha Erotica? I'm like, sorry, have you become a fan of Ayesha?

06:51.78
gav
ha thank you

06:52.68
Chibbs
Are you listening to a lot of Ayesha Erotica?

06:53.94
gav
you You're a fucking fan, aren't you?

06:56.44
Chibbs
Yeah, you are.

06:56.51
Bevo
A lot of erotica.

06:58.40
Chibbs
Anyway, she's, uh, well, she, yeah, she, don't she, they're involved here.

07:00.16
gav
That's pretty good.

07:04.24
Chibbs
The intro, it goes, I stood on the corner and shook my shit. Now I'm finna give y'all another hit. I just put my drink down.

07:19.09
Chibbs
Malan, darling Malan, fuck, fuck.

07:24.41
gav
It sounds like someone's got... It sounds like you with your sound board and you're just pushing random buttons, eh? It's just... ah Yeah!

07:31.63
Chibbs
A-roo-ga!

07:31.52
Mad Dog
Just mash.

07:35.05
Chibbs
Honk, honk.

07:35.56
gav
Button-rashing your fucking sample board.

07:36.94
Mad Dog
Just mashing the keypad.

07:39.54
gav
yeah

07:39.99
Mad Dog
yes

07:40.63
Chibbs
that it was ayasha I think that Ayesha erotica basically is mashing a sample pad.

07:41.15
gav
Milan, darling! Milan! Fuck! Fuck!

07:49.35
gav
ah

07:50.31
Chibbs
Yeah. If it's Quamsa, spread the puss.

07:53.89
Mad Dog
Kwanza.

07:56.12
gav
I forgot about that.

07:57.47
Chibbs
Yeah, good stuff.

07:58.17
gav
Jesus.

07:59.44
Bevo
Do you reckon she had a shit in a bag or?

07:59.66
Chibbs
Anyway, um like...

08:03.65
Chibbs
Well, I mean, yeah, we've gone through this with your Shaking of Shit story, haven't we?

08:07.10
Bevo
Oh yeah, with a doggy poo bag.

08:10.09
Chibbs
You shook your shit all over yourself, you dirty fuck.

08:10.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's the dog.

08:13.30
Bevo
I spun my shit.

08:15.92
gav
You filthy boy.

08:17.28
Chibbs
Yeah, all Dan Southern either.

08:17.87
Bevo
But this there's some clickbait for a pretty good episode.

08:19.20
Chibbs
It's either, it's a Bevo. Bevo is like the wholesome dog walking short Shaking of Shit. Dan Southern is the un-Nelson.

08:29.88
gav
Shake your shit all over my chest.

08:30.31
Mad Dog
but

08:32.19
Chibbs
Yeah. Shaking your shit on a tarp on your bed.

08:33.08
gav
no Yeah. Yeah.

08:35.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:35.87
Mad Dog
up.

08:36.91
Chibbs
I imagine you put a tarp there. I've never done it.

08:40.50
gav
you You do, you do.

08:41.85
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. Good. First one. Dochie.

08:44.10
gav
Oh fuck, there's some lyrics too. This is, yeah, we're going to get into it.

08:49.04
Mad Dog
She comes in hot.

08:50.36
Chibbs
Do you want me to split this scav or?

08:52.32
gav
I don't, I don't actually, I was looking at it just before. I don't think she, she says enough just to split it like.

08:55.23
Chibbs
I don't think so.

08:56.31
Mad Dog
I don't think you need to split verse one.

08:57.37
Chibbs
It's not... it but Okay. Good, good, good.

08:59.52
Mad Dog
not

09:02.47
Chibbs
Here we go. Why do I read the lyrics every week? It's exactly like... I know it's been five years. Has anyone else ever heard of it?

09:09.88
gav
but No, I want to hear you specifically read this.

09:11.51
Chibbs
Okay, here we go. All right, okay. I think it's just like they want the dyslexic fucking retard to read the lyrics. See if he says Siobhan instead of Siobhan again.

09:23.76
gav
ah

09:25.91
Mad Dog
See your balance.

09:26.76
gav
See you on behind.

09:29.34
Chibbs
I've never got more comments on a fucking podcast than the time I said, see you, Barn.

09:32.16
gav
That is so fucking...

09:33.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:34.28
gav
Every, every, every Siobhan in fucking Ireland has just lit up the chat.

09:34.29
Mad Dog
the the

09:36.32
Chibbs
Why would I think that, shit why would I possibly think that Siobhan?

09:36.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:40.20
Mad Dog
Yeah. The entire Republic of Ireland are just like, fuck this shit.

09:41.28
gav
Now we're up in Ireland. Yeah.

09:45.35
Chibbs
Fucking hell.

09:46.04
gav
We're beefing. The podcast is actually beefing with Ireland now.

09:47.27
Chibbs
Speaking of the Republic of Ireland, I ah just watched the Banshees of Invershine.

09:52.91
gav
Oh, fucking how grim is that movie?

09:55.92
Chibbs
It might have been one of the fucking funniest movies I've ever seen in my entire life.

09:55.94
gav
I loved it. It's so fucking good. I fucking loved it, man.

10:01.81
Mad Dog
Just...

10:02.33
gav
Those two together.

10:02.49
Mad Dog
I don't like you anymore.

10:03.86
Chibbs
The best fucking thing ever, and and and Jazz and I have been saying this to each other non-stop since, is the...

10:07.07
gav
what what What do you mean?

10:15.18
Chibbs
I mean none of that. I didn't come here for licks. I came here for the opposite of licks.

10:24.12
gav
wow Fuckin' hell.

10:25.35
Chibbs
Oh, fuck me. Anyway.

10:27.41
gav
Yeah, really, really fucking good movie.

10:29.05
Chibbs
Yeah. um Okay.

10:30.50
gav
this one

10:31.49
Chibbs
First one. Fuck that hoe. Fuck that bitch. Who the fuck your hoes?

10:37.93
Bevo
Oh hang on, oh hang on you missed an integral line.

10:39.77
Chibbs
Oh, I missed one. Oh, sorry. Okay. Sorry. I'll start again. My laptop's so far away and I'm drunk. Fuck that hoe.

10:46.80
Bevo
Squinting.

10:48.10
Chibbs
Fuck that bitch. It's fuck that hoe till the condoms slip.

10:56.12
Mad Dog
Hahaha!

10:56.37
Chibbs
Who the fuck y'all hoes think run this shit. Miss she her black vagina. Designer say Gucci Prana print.

11:11.00
Chibbs
D-O-E, I'm Wakanda Rich. Big Dochie, Diva, Donda, Dondara, Tokyo Honda Drift. R-Ninjas, Tweakin. Hose is Geekin. Pussy Poppin, Dochie Season. New persona, new vagina.

11:34.74
Chibbs
Push back, but I'm still gon' get that. Labels quackin'. Hose is pissed.

11:43.86
gav
yeah

11:47.60
Chibbs
They mistaken. I'm that bitch. Wrist stay frozen. Cute Trojans. Let's go. I'm a get get get get get.

11:59.95
gav
Jesus Christ.

12:02.12
Chibbs
Okay.

12:02.93
Mad Dog
Okay.

12:04.04
Bevo
I'll give some props before we we get into it. Props for rhyming vagina with designer.

12:06.65
Chibbs
Okay.

12:10.39
gav
Yeah, that's fantastic.

12:10.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:10.76
Chibbs
ah Yeah, that's good. That's that's well done.

12:13.50
Mad Dog
A hundred percent.

12:14.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:15.62
Bevo
And i'm also persona with vagina.

12:15.79
Chibbs
um What do you think of the fact that double yeah double vaginas though?

12:20.40
Mad Dog
I like, it's kind of like a new year's resolution. It's kind of like this year I'm taking on a new persona. Oh, and a new vag.

12:29.57
Chibbs
Yeah, you know what comes with a new personality.

12:29.93
gav
Yeah.

12:32.24
gav
yeah ah

12:33.92
Chibbs
You genitals.

12:37.07
Chibbs
That's the old saying, isn't it?

12:37.29
gav
Yeah, that is absolutely how it goes.

12:38.92
Bevo
Mm-hmm. Yeah. New year, new, uh.

12:40.04
gav
I think it just comes out of the gate so hard though.

12:40.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:42.44
gav
Fuck that hoe, fuck that bitch. It's fucked that hoe till the condom slip. That's a fucking, that's a perler of an opener, man.

12:47.18
Chibbs
It is. yeah It is, it goes hard from the start.

12:51.98
gav
It comes out kicking, hey. yeah

12:54.62
Chibbs
Yeah, it is just like you get the little intro thing or whatever and then I imagine it is like fucking Kano in Mortal Kombat or down on one knee you ready to uppercut you into the fucking stratosphere.

13:04.50
Bevo
On for young adult.

13:08.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:08.37
gav
so Well.

13:10.87
Chibbs
Yeah. um Yeah. It's, it's aggressive in a locket.

13:16.56
gav
Yeah.

13:16.63
Chibbs
It's Wakanda. Is that a, okay.

13:18.82
gav
Black Panther reference.

13:19.19
Bevo
Black Panther, yeah.

13:20.13
gav
Yeah.

13:20.14
Chibbs
Black Panther reference. Okay. um

13:23.05
Bevo
Famously very rich um African nation. Fictional.

13:26.77
gav
hey

13:27.08
Chibbs
That's how you know it's made up.

13:28.07
Bevo
Fictional. Yeah.

13:28.90
gav
Jesus Christ.

13:34.72
gav
That's how we start 2025 out here.

13:36.34
Bevo
sample I a sample Gavin saying, Jesus Christ.

13:36.36
gav
That is it.

13:39.43
Chibbs
okay

13:42.09
Chibbs
Make a note make a note 13 minutes into 2025 Yeah, yeah, I press the buttons and I don't think anything I say is wrong but That's amazing hoses hoses pissed Okay, so

13:42.55
Mad Dog
yeah

13:48.78
gav
but...

13:49.22
Bevo
So when he's not here, we can just chuck that in.

13:53.75
Bevo
right I also feel like, um, I also, I love the line labels, Quaken, like they're hearing this song.

13:55.13
gav
Oh my god.

14:02.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:05.00
Bevo
of describe

14:05.18
Mad Dog
How is this pissed?

14:08.25
gav
yeah

14:10.22
Chibbs
Okay, ah she is saying basically that someone else is a hoe, right?

14:15.32
Bevo
Hmm.

14:16.11
Chibbs
This isn't about her being a hoe.

14:18.72
gav
No, no, I don't think so.

14:19.93
Chibbs
Someone else is?

14:22.28
gav
I think she's referring to someone else. Yeah.

14:24.07
Chibbs
Okay, what's the rest, what's the frozen rest about?

14:24.75
Bevo
Well, and then and well that's that's keeping yourself iced up, I think.

14:29.28
gav
Diamonds.

14:29.84
Bevo
le What I want to know.

14:30.12
gav
Diamonds on your wrist.

14:31.78
Mad Dog
ah okay right just kind of like a it's kind of been like a

14:33.04
Chibbs
I thought it was a hand job thing.

14:36.93
gav
yeah I mean, no, no, no. Okay. No, no, no. Play that logic out. Say it is a hand job thing.

14:40.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:41.21
gav
Was that the logic? You're saying that she's saying she's not a hoe, but then she's referencing giving wristies. Was that the

14:45.85
Chibbs
I'm just saying, like, my wrist stays frozen. It's always, like, in a...

14:49.33
Bevo
one position

14:50.85
gav
a

14:52.04
Bevo
but for you It's up to you to move.

14:53.69
gav
My It's just a little round hole waiting to receive a dick.

14:54.30
Chibbs
Like, I'm arthritic. I'm arthritic like nothing else, but I can't compete between my arthritic claws.

14:56.14
Mad Dog
but

15:02.21
Chibbs
but

15:02.91
Mad Dog
It's kind of just always in like a... you that's where That's where I'm at, right here.

15:11.61
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah yeah it stays frozen yeah yeah yeah yeah because trojans trojans are a condom as well aren't they she can't rip she can't rip one open can she

15:14.84
gav
Stays like that. Oh my god, that is fucking brilliant.

15:20.90
Bevo
so

15:20.93
gav
oh

15:23.23
Bevo
Yeah, here the Trojans or someone has to bring him over because she's in the one position with a hand.

15:23.76
gav
Yep.

15:30.64
Mad Dog
it's It's kind of like...

15:34.27
Bevo
Yeah.

15:34.74
Mad Dog
I'm going to do this. And if you happen to get in the way.

15:37.18
gav
You got to get it.

15:40.28
Chibbs
You will ejaculate.

15:40.50
Bevo
your own fault.

15:42.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:44.67
gav
Oh, fuck.

15:45.14
Bevo
Um, but yeah, what I want to know is that the very start she says, fuck that ho, fuck that bitch. Is it fuck that as in like go and get fucked or is it, is she giving instructions?

15:55.04
Chibbs
It's instructional, for sure.

15:56.78
gav
Well, the next line, fuck that hoe to the condom slip.

15:56.82
Bevo
Okay.

15:56.92
Chibbs
Because the whole thing is like, yeah, till the gondoms sleep.

15:59.03
gav
She's telling her what to do.

15:59.22
Mad Dog
oh

16:00.15
gav
Yeah, she's telling someone what to do.

16:00.40
Bevo
Yeah.

16:01.27
Chibbs
She's saying, fuck that bitch until she's accidentally impregnated.

16:04.57
Bevo
Yeah.

16:04.99
Chibbs
That's, that's where we're at.

16:05.42
Mad Dog
Oh, it's absolute.

16:06.66
gav
Mmm.

16:07.46
Mad Dog
And is anyone else confused by the, um, pronounning miss she, her black is black.

16:08.98
gav
That's hot.

16:15.83
Chibbs
Is Black a Pronium?

16:16.06
Mad Dog
Now it's black.

16:17.43
Bevo
I kinda, it tracks.

16:17.55
Mad Dog
Now program is she her black vagina.

16:20.20
gav
Her labels be quaking.

16:21.59
Bevo
It tracks.

16:22.26
Chibbs
Can I go with the Pronium Black?

16:22.73
Bevo
I'm, hold on.

16:24.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:26.48
gav
I think you can.

16:27.79
Bevo
If you wanna.

16:28.24
Chibbs
I think you can.

16:28.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:29.20
gav
I mean, this is an audio format. No one knows what color you are, James.

16:32.30
Chibbs
yeah

16:32.57
Mad Dog
Hi, my name's Mad Dog. I go by They Black. um

16:37.51
Chibbs
Mad talk.

16:38.93
Bevo
My name's Mad Dog.

16:41.27
Chibbs
um

16:42.40
Bevo
Everyone just calls me Mad.

16:42.68
Chibbs
i'm all um I like this verse. I think it goes hard.

16:45.93
Bevo
Oh yeah.

16:46.68
gav
Yeah, as and far yeah that's what i mean as far as opening versus goes, it it's coming out it comes out real strong.

16:47.15
Chibbs
It's like the Net Worth song.

16:49.11
Bevo
Sorry, Gavin, you've got nothing.

16:53.95
Chibbs
ah lot the the The big dochi diva donda donda tokyo honda drift.

16:59.62
Bevo
That's good.

16:59.64
gav
Yeah, she's fuckin' rolling with that.

17:00.53
Chibbs
How the fuck you get that into a verse is just

17:02.38
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

17:05.39
Chibbs
It's like, I'm not even, I'm not even mad. Yeah, I'm impressed.

17:08.30
gav
Yeah,

17:14.05
Bevo
Yeah, this isn't going to go the way you think, Gavin.

17:16.36
gav
ah yes sorry Gavin.

17:16.79
Chibbs
Yeah, sorry Gavin.

17:18.32
gav
We're all seeing this startin' to fuckin' airpop.

17:20.17
Chibbs
Just like, yeah, we're getting a bit amped up, aren't we?

17:21.69
gav
You can feel it coming, can't ya?

17:23.40
Chibbs
That's all right.

17:24.91
Bevo
There's not much in the tank.

17:24.97
Chibbs
It's a ah chorus. The chorus is Dochy and JT, which is um the initials of Justin Timberlake, I believe.

17:31.45
Bevo
Yeah, I'm disappointed it's not.

17:32.51
gav
Oh, this is, so when I said to lot Lauren, said, what what songs are you doing this week? And I said, uh, alter ego by, by Doji and JT. And she was like, oh, like Justin Timberlake.

17:42.52
gav
And I was like, it just is JT and there's a photo of two women.

17:43.83
Bevo
Yeah, you can't be JT.

17:44.05
Chibbs
Yes.

17:45.70
gav
So I don't think it's JT.

17:47.96
Chibbs
I think it, I think J, I think he turns into JT after he has a few and goes for a drive.

17:52.31
gav
And drives.

17:55.50
Chibbs
Hits the coastal roads of the, uh, of Martha's Vineyard.

17:57.67
gav
yeah have Malibu.

17:59.62
Bevo
I can't, I can't think of, there's not too many like really iconic initials, but you got like JT is everyone.

18:00.16
gav
yeah

18:05.16
Chibbs
What are your, what are your favorite initials?

18:07.41
Bevo
You got MJ.

18:08.26
gav
MJ for sure.

18:08.84
Bevo
Everyone knows MJ.

18:08.88
Chibbs
Michael Jordan.

18:09.25
Mad Dog
MJ.

18:10.73
Bevo
Yeah. Michael Jordan. Yeah.

18:11.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:12.06
gav
Yup.

18:12.21
Mad Dog
Michael Jordan.

18:13.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:13.18
Bevo
Michael Jackson.

18:14.20
gav
JT is 100% one of them.

18:14.30
Chibbs
it ah j t Yeah.

18:16.08
Bevo
Yeah.

18:16.76
gav
Like, yep.

18:18.42
Bevo
Yeah.

18:18.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:18.66
Bevo
I come trying to think of some more, but yeah.

18:19.86
Chibbs
It's Justin Tatum. He's the coach of the Hawks.

18:22.06
Bevo
Yeah.

18:25.06
gav
Iconic.

18:25.01
Mad Dog
LBJ.

18:25.73
Bevo
yeah

18:26.17
Chibbs
Icon. LBJ.

18:27.28
gav
LBJ, there you go.

18:27.49
Bevo
l bejs one Yeah, sure any three three three name one I guess is yeah I know that that's not me also

18:27.57
Mad Dog
Linda Johnson.

18:30.08
Chibbs
Who else we got? Yeah. Yeah, he's got three in there. AI is one. We're going with basketball here. I'm just going down a rabbit hole. That's Alan Iverson.

18:42.33
Mad Dog
AD.

18:43.95
Chibbs
AD Anthony Davis. He is the heart, the size of a diamond.

18:49.83
Bevo
Yeah.

18:50.29
Mad Dog
Yeah, P-Hark.

18:51.31
Bevo
You know, the big, big three in initials, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, and and some basketball guy.

18:51.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:00.92
Mad Dog
The Illawarra Hawks, yeah.

19:02.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:04.06
Bevo
yeah

19:05.86
Chibbs
ah The chorus goes, Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. These hoes ain't phasing me, phasing me. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

19:16.93
Chibbs
Boo, boo. Bitch, you dead to me. Dead to me. Rah. Alter ego. Dead to me. Rah. Alter ego. Alter ego. Dead to me.

19:27.52
Chibbs
Rah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. These hoes ain't phasing me, phasing me. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah boo boo bitch you dead to me dead to me alter ego dead to me rah alter ego alter ego dead to me rah jt now are they talking about the is it the egyptian god they're referring to or is it just making a scary sound at you

19:48.05
Bevo
One of these things is not like the other.

19:48.66
gav
yeah It feels like something to end up. Can I live with you?

19:56.80
gav
Of Ra? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah.

20:01.85
gav
No, I think they're saying you're dead to me, Ra, because you're from an ancient religion that is no longer practiced.

20:05.83
Chibbs
i I am done with paganism.

20:08.33
gav
Yeah, exactly. I think that's what she was referring to. These hoes aren't practicing paganism like they used to.

20:13.67
Chibbs
Nah, not at all, yeah.

20:15.12
gav
No.

20:16.19
Chibbs
Ra just doesn't get a that doesn't get a shout these days, does he?

20:19.98
gav
Isis, Isis gets a bit of a shout.

20:21.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, it used to be a big deal, but...

20:22.03
gav
Um, the other Egyptian god.

20:22.69
Chibbs
Isis does, big time.

20:23.97
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Isis is.

20:25.34
Chibbs
They're selling dubby energy.

20:28.76
gav
Oh, yeah. Set it was set. The other one is the ra.

20:34.32
Mad Dog
it's set.

20:34.82
gav
Isis set. Who else was there in that gang?

20:36.17
Chibbs
What's that one?

20:38.49
Mad Dog
Oh, as you said, Isis set.

20:42.64
gav
Ra. Um, anyway, that's, that's, that's like the hieroglyphic holy Trinity, right?

20:44.63
Mad Dog
Bra.

20:49.30
Chibbs
Nothing happens in this. It's just that the hose aren't phasing her.

20:50.81
gav
No, that's a very...

20:50.93
Mad Dog
Sure.

20:53.57
gav
I think for the chorus, it's the production that is what's sending it.

20:53.99
Chibbs
ah It is, the production goes hard.

20:56.90
gav
It's not the, yeah. Yeah, the chorus is also hard as fuck.

21:00.57
Chibbs
The whole thing goes hard.

21:00.60
gav
It doesn't.

21:02.04
Chibbs
Let's just say it. We're gonna say it now. We're not at production yet.

21:04.70
gav
We're just going to say it now. This whole song goes hard as fuck.

21:05.57
Chibbs
We're just gonna say it. Oh, things got real fucking hard.

21:10.27
Chibbs
God damn it.

21:10.55
Mad Dog
It's, it's good to see songs not fucking around these days.

21:11.25
Chibbs
JT.

21:14.75
Mad Dog
They just go hard.

21:15.45
gav
I actually will get to this. We'll get to this, I'm sure.

21:17.67
Chibbs
Well, we will get to this for sure.

21:18.02
gav
But ah it it also does things, Mad Dog.

21:20.15
Mad Dog
Yeah, we will. Okay.

21:21.91
gav
Your main your main gripe with these things is that often the song just pods on and doesn't do anything.

21:22.43
Mad Dog
It does things.

21:24.47
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Mad Dog doesn't like things that not happening.

21:26.70
gav
This song does a lot.

21:28.73
Chibbs
Does a lot. Uh, JT, Justin Timberlake enters the building.

21:30.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:32.77
Chibbs
He's pissed as a fucking skunk.

21:37.97
Mad Dog
I'm behind the wheel of a Tesla.

21:39.47
Chibbs
Yeah, and he- No, not a Tesla. That'll drive yourself. He's up on a binder Bentley. It's big, it's fast, and it will mow you down like you're in the New Orleans French Quarter.

21:49.44
gav
yeah yeah

21:49.65
Mad Dog
And it's guzzling fuel.

21:51.57
gav
Well, Jesus, that is a fucking hot off the press reference. I'll tell you what annoys me about that. This is going to be released.

21:58.33
Chibbs
Thank you, Gavin. Thank you, Gavin.

21:59.76
gav
This this is going to be released way too late for that to be a super hot take, but that is a super hot take.

22:03.76
Bevo
Topical.

22:04.95
Chibbs
No, this is out this is out like next week.

22:07.78
gav
but if That was literally like today or yesterday.

22:11.04
Chibbs
ah no and um I thank you, Gavin.

22:12.65
gav
I'm impressed. I'm actually so stoked with that.

22:15.71
Chibbs
I knew you'd appreciate it.

22:16.12
gav
Yeah.

22:17.32
Chibbs
I didn't even know I was gonna say it.

22:18.87
gav
Yeah, it just rolled out. I'm fucking here for it, well done.

22:21.96
Chibbs
Yeah, thank you. JT. Unphased, unbothered. unfuck wittable. All right, hold on, let me try that again.

22:34.38
gav
Yeah, go to go from the top, go from the top.

22:36.70
Chibbs
I didn't realize who we're gonna have to read made up words.

22:42.59
gav
You're gonna adjust, yeah.

22:44.22
Chibbs
Okay, all right, all right, sorry, sorry.

22:45.47
Bevo
All words are made up.

22:46.56
Chibbs
Unphased, unbothered, unfuck wittable, bitch.

22:48.03
Mad Dog
Thank

22:51.29
Chibbs
Why bother?

22:51.35
Mad Dog
you.

22:53.32
Chibbs
Okay, good, good start. I'm that bitch, I'm that bitch, I'm that bitch and you bitches ain't on shit. It's like Dr. Zeus.

23:04.45
gav
yeah

23:05.42
Chibbs
I'm a get money type of bitch. If you ain't getting money, don't type me bitch. Crocodile Birkin might bite a bitch.

23:21.30
Chibbs
I didn't write this.

23:26.34
Chibbs
I didn't write this.

23:26.72
Mad Dog
a

23:28.54
Chibbs
I didn't write it.

23:37.26
Bevo
All right, we lost Matt.

23:37.32
gav
Oh my god.

23:37.69
Chibbs
ah ah behind the ah behind the curtain Behind the curtain part of this is that I went over to Mad Dogs the other day and our mum was there and she said to me, I don't listen to the podcast anymore.

23:40.14
gav
Holy fuck.

23:51.65
Chibbs
I'm like, that's fine. You don't have to listen. You can listen to whatever you want.

23:55.30
Bevo
Yeah.

23:55.96
Chibbs
And she's like, I won't stand for the misogyny. And I'm like, I didn't write this.

24:00.18
Bevo
Oh, that's the line.

24:02.31
Chibbs
I didn't write it.

24:03.86
Bevo
one ah Fair enough.

24:06.12
gav
did Did she say what she was referring to specifically or was it?

24:08.36
Chibbs
Oh no, yeah, it's all misogynistic stuff I say.

24:15.36
gav
That tracks.

24:16.19
Bevo
yeah

24:17.01
Chibbs
Anyway, just saying I didn't, I'm not, I'm just reading the lyrics.

24:17.06
Bevo
That's why I don't tell my friends about the The view is expressed by the podcast.

24:17.86
gav
Okay. Go, go, go from crocodile, crocodile Birkin.

24:18.05
Mad Dog
Anyway, these aren't your words. Yeah.

24:23.80
Chibbs
Okay. Crocodile Birkin might bite a bitch.

24:29.59
Chibbs
Can't hang with a hoe if you don't like the bitch.

24:35.13
Chibbs
Fuck these ninjas and these bitches. I came through and it be crickets. I come through and the mood be switching. I'm the problem. I'm the villain. I don't see these hoes in these rick shields.

24:55.22
Chibbs
Throwing dirt on my name and he gone hit still. Pussy arsehoes know who to play with. Pussy arsehoes and these pussy ninjas know who to play with.

25:10.64
gav
Yeah.

25:11.07
Bevo
and know i Can I just say up front, JT, you're playing in the big leagues, mate, and you're not keeping up.

25:15.04
Chibbs
Yeah, Justin.

25:17.20
Mad Dog
This is a bush leggy.

25:17.40
Chibbs
i yeah you Can he say the N word?

25:18.81
Mad Dog
Yeah,

25:19.59
Bevo
Don't you just dunked on you?

25:23.93
gav
He can't say shit.

25:25.86
Chibbs
Maybe when he's drunk, it's like a Mel Gibson Jew thing, but it goes the other way.

25:28.68
gav
ah

25:32.35
gav
yeah

25:33.16
Chibbs
Mel Gibson gets drunk and he just goes on Jew tar raids.

25:33.39
gav
oh

25:36.24
Chibbs
Justin Timberlake gets drunk and the African American population just cop it.

25:40.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:41.83
gav
This is the third song we've done, in at least in recent memory, that mentions a Birkin. There was Shaboozy.

25:48.40
Chibbs
Look, it's broken.

25:49.29
Bevo
See you.

25:50.50
Chibbs
Shaboozie, yeah, his annoying girlfriend kept asking him for one.

25:51.21
gav
My baby wants a Birkin. She'd been fucking talking about it all goddamn night, I think is the exact lyric.

25:56.92
Chibbs
well Is it right they were $10,000 handbags or something?

26:00.13
gav
Yeah, yeah, it was a $10,000 airbag, something like that. $11,000, something. Yeah. And then there was another one, I can't remember the first song that we talked about that did it, but it was another, there was one before Shaboosies that that the talked about Birkins as well.

26:07.84
Chibbs
That's... I'm sure. Yeah, um okay, look, she's definitely going hard. shit that The hardness hasn't dropped off, that's for sure.

26:19.83
gav
yeah yeah Yeah, the pedal is still to the metal.

26:21.04
Chibbs
But I feel like the rhyming quality drops off a lot because she's just rhyming everything with bitch.

26:27.83
Mad Dog
Everything is bitch.

26:29.28
gav
Until she rhymes bitches with crickets

26:32.11
Chibbs
How do you rhyme bitches with crickets?

26:34.47
gav
I don't know, but she's fucking managed it. And I assume that she's referring to the Sydney test, which is coming up this Friday, a big test.

26:37.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:42.39
Chibbs
It's a big test, big test.

26:44.18
Mad Dog
Massive, massive tomorrow.

26:45.08
Chibbs
They've dropped mit they've dropped Mitchell Marsh.

26:45.23
gav
It's gonna decide.

26:46.93
Bevo
o o animal facts let's get some animal facts up in here let's talk about the

26:47.55
gav
I saw that, I cannot be happier about that.

26:47.69
Chibbs
They've dropped Marsh.

26:47.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah thank fuck for

26:50.11
gav
I'm fucking, I feel like Marsh has had too many fucking chances, man.

26:51.19
Chibbs
I wish...

26:55.93
Chibbs
Nepotism at its at its absolute best.

26:57.23
gav
Yeah, absolute finest, yeah.

26:58.37
Chibbs
This is for the American listeners, Bevo.

26:59.56
Bevo
oh

27:00.17
Chibbs
This is for the American listeners.

27:00.19
Bevo
heard something about the um

27:01.10
gav
the american The American listeners love the cricket.

27:01.97
Chibbs
I tell you what, though.

27:04.27
Bevo
I've got a book here about the weather.

27:04.49
Chibbs
I like that they haven't gone with two spinners.

27:05.42
Mad Dog
wow

27:06.25
Bevo
Discover the wonders of weather.

27:06.48
Chibbs
They haven't gone for two spinners at the test.

27:08.09
Mad Dog
well

27:09.04
Bevo
Let me tell you a little fact about the weather here.

27:09.04
Chibbs
This bullshit where they're always like, oh, two spinners for Sydney.

27:09.09
gav
just yeah then never use it that

27:12.40
Chibbs
And you're like, you never fucking use them.

27:12.52
Mad Dog
and

27:12.80
Bevo
Weather satellites are especially designed machines that are launched into space.

27:17.64
Mad Dog
It's like a baseball game that goes for five days.

27:18.07
Bevo
They send back pictures of clouds and lots of of other information about our weather.

27:22.95
Chibbs
Yeah. Anyway, it says bitch.

27:25.22
Bevo
Anyway, yeah, so she says bitch, I think 10 times and then she switches it up.

27:28.83
Chibbs
Is it 10 times? And then it switches it up.

27:30.75
Bevo
i was ten I thought, yeah, I counted and then I forgot.

27:32.05
Chibbs
She says switching. She literally says the word switch in and then it changes.

27:34.64
Bevo
And then it changes. Hmm.

27:36.97
Chibbs
It's like the producer was just like through the headphones, switch it up, JD.

27:37.75
Bevo
Clever.

27:41.31
Bevo
Stopped.

27:42.25
Chibbs
Switch it up. Oh yeah, okay.

27:43.14
Bevo
Move on.

27:43.77
Chibbs
I'm gonna talk about Rick Shields, whoever that is.

27:46.66
gav
it's a easy's a I swear he's a fucking golf guy, he's a golf YouTuber.

27:49.63
Chibbs
I don't see these hoes in these Rick Shields. What does that even mean?

27:55.38
gav
I don't know, um um she can't be referring to Rick Shields, the fucking...

27:56.95
Chibbs
Is Rick a brand?

27:57.64
Bevo
So ingenious, Rick is capitalized, but Shields is not.

28:00.01
gav
Oh, okay, yeah.

28:00.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:02.63
Bevo
So maybe it's so a Rick branded shield.

28:05.82
Mad Dog
It is actually a... Hang on.

28:08.16
gav
Oh, Rick Shields, sorry, I thought...

28:09.13
Mad Dog
ah I've just googled it.

28:09.85
Chibbs
Is it a top of shield? Are there brands of shields?

28:11.53
gav
No, no, sorry. I thought it was Rick Scheele.

28:13.86
Bevo
Yeah, golfer.

28:15.00
gav
I'm completely wrong.

28:16.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:16.55
Mad Dog
I've just googled it. It's Rick Shields Golf Videos.

28:20.26
gav
No, no, that's, that's what I was just saying. Rick Scheele's is a golfer, but he's not. It's Rick Scheele's, not Scheele's.

28:25.03
Chibbs
They surely can't exist in the same subculture.

28:26.32
gav
There's no, there's no, there's no D there. There's no D there, Mad Dog.

28:30.83
Mad Dog
Okay, okay.

28:31.71
gav
I would love it if, I would love it if she was saying, I don't see these hoes in fucking Rick Scheele's.

28:32.09
Bevo
the funniest part the funniest

28:37.53
Chibbs
I've never seen one of these hoes sucking off Rick Shields in his video.

28:38.65
Bevo
but

28:40.24
Mad Dog
yeah He's knocked down at the pro shop at Saltgrass.

28:42.39
gav
ah

28:43.18
Chibbs
While he's showing you the new 7.9 out by whoever makes it.

28:46.98
gav
Oh my god.

28:48.74
Bevo
The funniest thing about it is there's a genius annotation for the line afterwards, which has nothing to do with Rick Shields. It's for the line throwing dirt on my name and he got hit still. And the annotation is, even though a man is talking shit about her, she still knows she'll hit, just like my ex.

29:02.62
Chibbs
Wait, what?

29:05.06
Bevo
That's the annotation.

29:05.36
gav
Jesus Christ.

29:06.24
Chibbs
My god.

29:06.69
Bevo
It's getting personal.

29:08.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Don't put that on Genius.

29:10.49
gav
Yeah, that's a weird place for that.

29:12.08
Chibbs
Weird place. That's YouTube. You can go to YouTube for that.

29:14.65
Bevo
Yeah.

29:16.22
Chibbs
Yeah. Pussy ass hoes is pretty rad thing to call people that.

29:20.23
gav
Oh yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.

29:21.44
Chibbs
It's good. Yeah, I like that. Goes hard. Still going hard.

29:24.21
gav
Goes hard, goes hard.

29:24.62
Chibbs
Another chorus.

29:25.50
Bevo
I'll tell you what though, like I said, not as good. Like you you shouldn't, you shouldn't kick off with Dochi and then do that.

29:28.36
Chibbs
Not as good. Not doji level. Not doji level. Yeah.

29:33.13
Bevo
She's not averse too.

29:33.70
Chibbs
Nah. Don't she takes the bridge though. She goes, all the time we wasted, we could get away. It's alter ego wasting, we could get away. That's just my alternate. That's just my alternate. That's just my ego. That's just my alternate. That's just my alternate. That's just my alternate. That's just my ego, we could get away.

29:56.78
Bevo
Sounds like the crazy shit someone says on a train, it like, you know, catching the train. There's some crazy on there.

30:02.45
Chibbs
I like to think they're talking about the show Getaway.

30:02.81
Bevo
It's just my ego. It's just my ultimate.

30:05.99
gav
but no

30:06.13
Bevo
Oh yeah.

30:06.96
Chibbs
Mike Whitney, he's back.

30:07.51
gav
which Mike Whitney.

30:09.15
Chibbs
Less coked up.

30:10.53
gav
Yes. I was thinking that just before we came in the pod, we were talking about um Elon Musk's alt alternates.

30:12.12
Bevo
says

30:17.42
Chibbs
Yeah, he has a lot apparently.

30:19.11
gav
um He's got a lot of alternates and he likes telling himself um yeah how good of a daddy is from his alt accounts.

30:23.41
Bevo
He's a good father. You can have all the money in the world, but you can't get someone to compliment you as a father.

30:28.74
Chibbs
Why does he need someone to tell him he's a good dad?

30:28.97
gav
yeah yeah

30:33.53
Bevo
He's very insecure.

30:34.32
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently.

30:35.94
gav
um

30:36.10
Chibbs
um

30:37.09
gav
Regardless, I think that maybe that's what she's referring to here. That's just my alternate. That's just my alternate. That's just her quoting Elon who's just just got alternates.

30:44.71
Chibbs
Just burner accounts, yeah.

30:45.63
Bevo
Yeah, right.

30:46.56
Chibbs
um the the The getaway thing, Mike Whitney, he did host getaway at one point, didn't he?

30:54.11
gav
I think so. with um With that chick from Saturday at Disney, the blonde chick, what was her name?

30:55.01
Bevo
I'm pretty sure. yeah

30:57.36
Chibbs
Okay. was What's the first...

30:58.61
gav
Shelly something or other?

30:59.40
Bevo
Mickey Mouse.

31:00.91
gav
He knows.

31:02.61
Mad Dog
it

31:03.25
Chibbs
You reckon the first getaway with Mike Whitney was just from his like tropical rehab?

31:08.84
Mad Dog
I was going to say, he he was that coked up that he was fucking hosting shows back to back on multiple continents.

31:09.31
gav
ah Ah.

31:15.21
Chibbs
It's like, i'm in you I'm in New Caledonia and if I give you $50,000 in whatever New Caledonian dollars are...

31:15.65
gav
ah

31:17.46
Mad Dog
yeah great

31:26.60
Mad Dog
franks

31:27.66
Chibbs
French. Yeah, it's a French. It's French, isn't it?

31:31.18
Mad Dog
It's French!

31:31.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:34.39
gav
the

31:35.60
Chibbs
They never converted the euros.

31:36.76
Mad Dog
New Caledonian Franks!

31:41.23
Chibbs
How many, how many would it take for you ah to fucking try and bite through this coconut?

31:41.35
gav
ah

31:42.45
Bevo
You know, i

31:49.58
Mad Dog
yeah Get this solid eyeball up your schnoes!

31:53.09
Chibbs
Yeah. Mike Whitney does rehab.

31:55.26
Bevo
I, Can I burst your bubble for a second?

31:56.59
gav
first Burst our bubble.

31:58.19
Chibbs
slash getaway.

31:58.95
Bevo
There's been 32 seasons of getaway for one. Uh, there's about 50 different presenters and Mike Whitney is not one.

32:02.53
Chibbs
Wow.

32:05.14
gav
Oh, you're kidding!

32:05.43
Bevo
of them

32:06.49
Chibbs
ah

32:07.66
gav
What the fuck did he-

32:07.85
Chibbs
Not one of them!

32:08.21
Mad Dog
ah

32:09.55
Chibbs
Not one of them! What you doing?

32:10.58
Mad Dog
Not one!

32:11.73
Chibbs
What are you talking about?

32:12.09
gav
i did I swear he did one of those, I swear he did one of those travel shows.

32:13.21
Chibbs
I'm sure

32:17.22
gav
What the fuck was it?

32:19.28
Bevo
Maybe Sydney weekend or something like that.

32:20.57
Chibbs
fuck me yeah mike whitney bowling offies and sinking for offies um yeah yeah fuck okay right they were like we're not sending you overseas mate you don't have a passport remember

32:20.91
gav
Oh, maybe it was the Weekender.

32:21.55
Bevo
He was on.

32:22.37
Mad Dog
ah Oh Jesus!

32:25.27
gav
ah ah Oh, okay.

32:33.05
Bevo
Katrina Roundtree, I think is who you're thinking of from.

32:33.69
gav
So he started on the seven network hosting the Sydney Weekender. Mike Whitney, Mike Whitney hosted six Sydney Weekender.

32:37.96
Bevo
Oh, that was a guess. Go me.

32:40.17
gav
So well, yeah, well played, Bevo. ah

32:48.43
Mad Dog
Oh.

32:49.89
Chibbs
A day release.

32:51.92
gav
Oh, fuck.

32:52.34
Mad Dog
Oh.

32:53.14
Chibbs
ah ah could Another chorus here, but it's the same sort of thing, but it just says alter ego a lot. Then there's an outro, it's JT and Don't You Together, and it says, bum-ass bitches dead to me.

33:07.09
Chibbs
Y'all could never phase us dead to me. 2024 dead to me. Year of the swamp. Oh!

33:14.43
gav
Yes! More swamp content, thank you.

33:16.02
Chibbs
All right.

33:17.62
Mad Dog
That stick.

33:19.17
Chibbs
Can someone look up what 2024 was?

33:19.26
Mad Dog
Okay.

33:22.00
Chibbs
what What year was 2024?

33:23.55
gav
Oh, in the Chinese Zodiac.

33:23.84
Chibbs
Was it the year of something? Yeah, was it year of the swamp, I wonder?

33:25.66
gav
Yeah, yeah.

33:27.20
Mad Dog
You're the rat.

33:29.56
gav
Was it? Was it Year of the Wrap?

33:30.37
Chibbs
I don't know.

33:30.43
Mad Dog
No, I don't know.

33:31.14
Bevo
yeah you I think it was I think you're right Chinese zodiac when we want

33:31.72
Mad Dog
I don't know. Oh, really?

33:33.59
Chibbs
You reckon it was rat?

33:37.74
Chibbs
What's 2024? What was the year of?

33:41.37
Bevo
Dragon, sorry, I'm off.

33:41.75
gav
Dragon, yep.

33:42.25
Chibbs
Nah, the dragon's living swamps.

33:43.09
Bevo
I think the rat was here before.

33:43.22
Mad Dog
ah

33:45.25
Chibbs
but don I don't know. They're way off. Anyway, I said it was a year of the swamp.

33:48.37
Bevo
They could if they wanted to.

33:49.47
Chibbs
Good on them. Okay. It was released on the 29th of March, 2024, which was exactly 8,235 days after the towers fell.

34:01.80
gav
a

34:02.47
Chibbs
And I think, I don't know, um ah for some reason I remember Gavin ah was American that that requested this song.

34:07.66
Mad Dog
so

34:09.57
gav
Oh, was he?

34:09.83
Chibbs
So.

34:10.20
Mad Dog
Oh, do you reckon he was American?

34:12.18
Chibbs
I don't know why. I might have said something. Maybe he's not. I don't know. yeah Either way, he probably appreciates how far away it was from the towers falling.

34:16.70
Mad Dog
yeah

34:20.28
Mad Dog
because ah

34:20.61
gav
I feel like if you've been listening to this podcast for three years, there's no way that you're offended by 9-11 jokes.

34:21.40
Bevo
It's historical perspective.

34:25.73
gav
That is...

34:25.78
Chibbs
Well, I'm not even making a joke about it. It's a fact.

34:29.31
gav
True. Okay, sorry.

34:29.72
Mad Dog
yeah It is actually a fact.

34:31.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:31.88
gav
That is truly, that is a, yeah.

34:32.14
Mad Dog
yeah okay

34:32.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ochi's real name is Jayla Jimya Hickman.

34:39.61
Bevo
Cool.

34:40.59
gav
Hickman.

34:41.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:42.85
gav
Wow.

34:43.10
Chibbs
um Is Jim your short for Jiminy?

34:49.58
Chibbs
the yeah you don't see You don't hear of any Jiminies these days.

34:50.07
gav
Oh my God.

34:50.49
Mad Dog
As in cricket?

34:52.65
Bevo
Named after a very famous cricket. yeah Second cricket reference of the pod.

34:55.81
Chibbs
like so it Jim getting around and being like...

34:57.92
gav
I was going to... Third Bevo, Mike Whitney is famous for being a cricketer.

35:02.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

35:02.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's that that first.

35:03.49
gav
yeah

35:03.84
Bevo
Yeah. Oh yeah, right. yeah not Not in my book.

35:08.39
Chibbs
ah

35:08.78
Mad Dog
Jiminy is the first name has gone the same way as Adolph.

35:13.40
Chibbs
Yeah, why aren't there Jiminy?

35:13.61
Bevo
yeah

35:14.24
Mad Dog
Out.

35:14.91
Chibbs
Wait, are all Jims short for Jiminy?

35:15.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:18.24
gav
I assume so.

35:19.78
Mad Dog
Yes.

35:21.46
Bevo
but jimothy

35:23.39
Mad Dog
Jimothy.

35:24.85
Chibbs
Jiminy?

35:25.36
gav
the

35:26.99
Chibbs
Dochie has described her music.

35:28.61
gav
Wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry. while we're on While we're on her names, her other names are Liam Dochie and Swamp Princess.

35:29.81
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

35:35.39
Chibbs
Swamp Princess is great.

35:35.65
gav
I shit you not.

35:36.33
Mad Dog
The swamp princess.

35:38.45
Chibbs
Well, she's from... um

35:39.31
gav
Swamp Wallaby and Swamp Princess might have to fucking do a collab.

35:41.64
Chibbs
She's from Florida. She's from the swamp lands of Florida.

35:44.09
gav
Yeah, yeah. The film clip to this song makes that abundantly clear.

35:44.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:44.76
Mad Dog
Yeah, righto.

35:46.76
Chibbs
Yes.

35:47.12
gav
Or one of them does.

35:47.94
Bevo
the video yeah

35:48.35
Chibbs
ah She describes her music as alternative hip-hop and has cited Nicki Minaj, Lauren Hill, Kanye West, Tyler the Creator and Kendrick Lamar and SZA as her major musical influences.

35:59.24
gav
Nice.

36:00.08
Bevo
Cool.

36:00.12
Chibbs
I can pick all of those up 100% in the way she's just doing this.

36:02.61
gav
Yeah, pretty much.

36:03.73
Bevo
Totally, totally.

36:04.26
gav
Yeah.

36:08.00
Chibbs
And she has expressed an admiration for artists like Trick Daddy, Grace Jones, Paramore, KRS-1 and MF Doom.

36:16.48
gav
Oh, hell of a list.

36:17.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:17.86
Bevo
Sick.

36:19.10
Chibbs
Get a mask on, I say.

36:20.67
gav
Yeah, fucking not enough rappers wearing masks these days.

36:20.74
Chibbs
Get a mask on.

36:21.50
Bevo
I've been pressed.

36:23.66
Chibbs
Nah, that's right. Yeah, everyone's taking their masks off. It's like kissing the 80s.

36:26.38
Bevo
Hmm.

36:29.12
Chibbs
Dochi is bisexual. In 2024, she had an interview ah where she disclosed that she recently became sober following the lifestyle of heavy drinking.

36:42.18
Chibbs
Yeah. So she's still cold sober and going hard.

36:46.11
gav
Wow, there you go.

36:46.91
Chibbs
Yeah. JT, aka Shatavia Shikara Johnson. I like that their last names are just like Hickman and Johnson.

36:55.45
Bevo
Oh yeah, I can tell you, you're right.

36:57.83
Chibbs
It sounds like a 1950s advertising firm.

37:03.27
gav
Yigmen and Johnson, fucking hell it does.

37:04.36
Chibbs
Yeah, slightly racist. Yeah. ah In her early 20s, she would obtain designer clothes and shoes via credit card scams.

37:16.12
Chibbs
She was a later arrested for identity fraud and credit card scams.

37:20.89
gav
a

37:22.61
Chibbs
She spent two years in prison.

37:25.22
Mad Dog
All day and so is serious shit.

37:26.11
Chibbs
i da yeah yeah um And she has been dating rapper Lil Uzi Vert since 2019.

37:33.73
gav
Oh, nice. Yeah.

37:35.01
Chibbs
ah yeah the production of this. It's produced by Dochy and Zach Witness, who has worked with Dua Lipa and Erika Badu. And it's pretty fucking rad.

37:50.24
gav
Yeah.

37:50.83
Bevo
he

37:51.55
gav
yeah yeah

37:52.78
Chibbs
The production on this

37:53.75
Bevo
Did anyone watch her tiny desk recently?

37:55.35
Chibbs
Yes.

37:56.19
gav
Oh, no, I didn't know she had one.

37:56.76
Chibbs
Yes.

37:57.07
Bevo
God damn.

37:57.67
Chibbs
So Jaz and I put a tiny desk on the other day. and well um I was like, you've got to, yeah, don't you?

38:01.38
gav
Wait, doji. so

38:03.19
Bevo
Yeah.

38:03.24
Chibbs
And I'm like, you've got to see this because it's impressive. And we ended up, we ended up watching

38:07.30
Mad Dog
Really?

38:08.07
Bevo
It's like jazz, jazz fusion kind of backing.

38:11.09
Chibbs
She's completely reworked. So I watched the Tiny Desk before I listened to her album. And then I went to the album and went, it makes the Tiny Desk so much more impressive that she's literally recomposed and worked out all of these songs to be jazz fusion songs.

38:15.97
Bevo
Hmm.

38:22.95
Bevo
Yeah, for sure.

38:29.34
Bevo
yeah as Jazz, jazz hop.

38:30.95
Mad Dog
So she's legit.

38:31.87
Bevo
Yeah.

38:32.78
Chibbs
She is so fucking talented. It's mind blowing.

38:35.29
gav
Yeah.

38:37.27
Bevo
yeah

38:37.26
Mad Dog
Okay, um okay.

38:38.67
Bevo
Yeah.

38:38.86
gav
I chucked on ah after...

38:39.07
Chibbs
The Tiny Desk might be one of the best.

38:42.40
gav
That's sick.

38:43.57
Bevo
I agree.

38:43.64
Chibbs
So good.

38:43.75
gav
I'll have to, I'll have to, I'll have to check it out because I, after this song, um, listened to it for the pod, um, I chucked on some others off of this album and they were all hard as fuck.

38:54.22
Chibbs
they ti it So yeah, I can listen to the album, then go Tiny Desk.

38:57.94
gav
Yeah.

38:59.69
Chibbs
And my god and the thing is, all of our songs,

39:00.21
Bevo
Gavin you've done, you've done something.

39:03.74
gav
What have I done?

39:05.32
Bevo
Not you Gavin, listener Gavin.

39:05.40
gav
Oh shit, sorry. but ah I was like, I was waiting for you to back that up with, a I was like, what am I what am i doing?

39:07.01
Chibbs
yeah there um

39:08.42
Bevo
ah

39:09.42
Chibbs
yeah

39:12.38
Chibbs
there So she calls them mix she calls them mixtapes that she releases, not albums.

39:12.74
gav
but um What are we riffing on?

39:17.90
Chibbs
So the songs are the songs are two minutes long.

39:18.91
Bevo
That's a rap thing.

39:20.89
Chibbs
but like Every one of them is not long at all.

39:22.47
gav
Yeah.

39:24.91
Chibbs
But they're so impressive.

39:25.11
gav
yeah

39:26.11
Chibbs
like Just the composition of it and how amazing she is as a rapper. And then just her hype. woman that she's got with her and stuff as well is like fucking amazing like yeah it's uh yeah i haven't really seen like a new rapper and especially this style when you can but she gets compared to like nikki minaj and who was that stupid the the chick with the foot that got shot uh making the stallion and stuff and you go

39:56.28
gav
Oh, Megan Thee Stallion, yeah.

40:00.39
Chibbs
It's just, I dunno, it's not cool. And then you listen to her album and go, this is fucking cool. It's reminds me of Kanye West early, early Kanye West.

40:08.98
gav
I'll tell you what it fucking reminded, there was a song, there was a song of hers that, I what i think it was the one about the Nissen, whatever the fucking song is on that album that's Nissen, something or other.

40:15.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:19.40
gav
Might've been that one, it might've been a different one, but it was like, sounded heaps like salt and pepper, you know, fucking like old school fucking,

40:23.67
Chibbs
Yeah, there's one called Catfish, I think, which isn't a song by the Scants, also called Catfish, which is and amazing an amazing song.

40:31.41
Mad Dog
Mad.

40:33.52
Chibbs
and um yeah ah that i k I don't know how long it would have taken that band to learn the stop starts random parts of that song to make it work.

40:33.52
gav
yeah

40:46.84
Chibbs
that That's unbelievably impressive. I'm like, again, this was like listening to that, that Concord song where I was like, how quickly I could fuck this song up if I ever had to play it live.

40:49.84
Bevo
Hmm. I swear like that, that genre of like,

40:55.30
gav
Yeah. Oh, and fuck yeah.

40:56.67
Chibbs
Like if I had to be in this tiny desk band, but yeah, I would have had to quit first hour of rehearsal.

41:00.03
gav
You'd fuck it up immediately.

41:04.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:05.22
Bevo
yeah it's that, that's a style of like hip hop with jazz backing.

41:05.91
gav
Oh, anything off to pimp a butterfly, eh?

41:08.37
Chibbs
It's like Kendrick Lamar. Yeah.

41:10.97
Bevo
That's a, that's a genre I want more of.

41:12.95
gav
Yeah.

41:14.63
Bevo
Yeah, it's, it's fantastic.

41:14.92
Chibbs
Yeah. Have you listened to Pimp a Butterfly, Bevo?

41:15.84
gav
to It is a jazz album.

41:18.97
Bevo
Not like from start to finish, but I've heard a lot of it.

41:20.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:21.69
Bevo
A lot of it.

41:21.71
gav
It is fucking incredible.

41:21.96
Chibbs
You just go start the finish. It's literally, he's made a jazzy album where he decided to rap on from time to time.

41:23.35
Bevo
Yeah.

41:25.62
Bevo
Yeah. no that That needs to be a whole genre.

41:27.99
gav
Yeah.

41:28.17
Chibbs
Uh, well, this chick's doing it.

41:28.95
Bevo
I'm all about it.

41:30.77
gav
Sick.

41:30.83
Chibbs
She's doing it. That's what it is.

41:31.99
gav
Yep.

41:32.53
Chibbs
Yeah. It's unreal.

41:33.83
gav
Yep.

41:33.95
Chibbs
I'm sorry, Gavin. This dude is just like, uh, chat this out there.

41:35.90
gav
Sorry Gavin, you've fucking, you've, you've gone and put us onto some- Don't request absolute fucking hate and expensive shit on it.

41:38.61
Bevo
We've just discovered it.

41:38.86
Chibbs
That'll teach her a lesson. if Yeah, but yeah this Zach she produced it as well as this act witness and they're fucking they've absolutely killed it But there's a video right about apparently this too Did you this guy fuck he doesn't miss a trick does he all right bevo tell me about the video ah I Was hoping to drop the n-word

41:51.25
Bevo
The two videos, I rushed a summary for the second one, yeah.

41:57.00
gav
I'm impressed.

41:58.45
Bevo
Mad Dog Hit It.

42:00.43
Mad Dog
Um

42:17.59
Bevo
Things that just go together. Peas and carrots. Cake and ice cream. Tom and Jerry. Alligator hunting in the Everglades at night and soft core pornography.

42:27.69
gav
Hell yeah.

42:28.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:29.05
gav
Hell fucking yeah.

42:29.86
Bevo
And then for the second video. Things that just go together. Peas and carrots. Cake and ice cream. Tom and Jerry. Science fiction tiny women in glass jars and slightly more than soft core pornography.

42:42.27
Chibbs
What? Wait!

42:43.31
gav
Oh man.

42:43.60
Chibbs
I missed that one!

42:44.96
gav
Yeah, i'm i'm I'm skipping through it now trying to...

42:45.53
Chibbs
What happened to that one?

42:48.54
Bevo
What I said.

42:48.60
gav
Oh wow, those bodysuits are shit.

42:50.10
Bevo
Tiny.

42:51.83
Chibbs
Really? Um, why are there two videos for this? I just saw the swamp one and I was kind of like, I didn't know swamp people were so fucking horny.

43:00.84
Bevo
I don't know, but they're both like very well done.

43:03.75
Chibbs
Why? Why two, I wonder?

43:06.30
gav
Yeah, this, um I'm watching the other one now where they're in like, they're in like science bakers and shit.

43:07.30
Chibbs
So, everything...

43:11.14
gav
They're like little bell jars and stuff.

43:11.82
Bevo
Hmm.

43:11.89
Chibbs
Well, I...

43:13.09
gav
This is sick.

43:14.12
Chibbs
Cause everything I sort of read about it was like people going, why the fuck was this not a huge hit? Like it, it missed the mark somewhere.

43:20.56
gav
Yeah.

43:22.87
Chibbs
I'm like, why did you're going to do two videos? Like maybe it's a video.

43:26.72
Bevo
try and get it out again yeah yeah maybe uh alternate version yeah but even the first video is like it's really well shot it's got some really cool grainy footage and like when she shoots the gun to the beat it's got a stick

43:28.15
Chibbs
What's the second video called?

43:30.71
gav
Um, it's yeah.

43:32.08
Chibbs
All right. Okay. Um, yeah, I wonder if it was sort of like, no, you guys do this. We'll do another video and try and get it out again.

43:43.43
Chibbs
Yeah. I'm trying.

43:47.42
gav
Yeah.

43:48.64
Chibbs
Um,

43:49.13
gav
Yeah, that is so sick.

00:00.00
gav
Just finishing talking.

00:00.00
Chibbs
fucking infuriated YouTube comments okay I'll start with this any YouTube comments which film clip is better I only saw the swamp horny swamp one

00:01.34
gav
Okay, we're just talking about the um film clip. um We didn't talk about any comments though.

00:07.19
Bevo
Yeah, no.

00:07.20
gav
And I reckon there are some.

00:12.91
gav
yeah

00:13.30
Mad Dog
yeah um

00:14.81
gav
um Well, the problem is there's gonna be two different versions of the film clip. Which ones we are we looking at?

00:19.36
Bevo
Oh, look.

00:22.98
gav
I only watched the Horny Swamp one, but then I just i just quickly flipped through the other one. And the other one looked sick.

00:26.44
Chibbs
They were firing off, firing off shottys and shit.

00:29.28
gav
Yeah, Shoddy's in a boat on the swamp.

00:29.79
Bevo
Yeah.

00:31.79
gav
Look fucking sick.

00:31.65
Chibbs
Yeah, shottys are good.

00:31.88
Bevo
And it's sort of a grainy, grainy black and white.

00:33.40
Chibbs
Shottys are good, mate.

00:34.19
gav
Shoddy's a good mate.

00:34.98
Mad Dog
Yeah,

00:35.54
Bevo
I thought i thought the ah the Swamp one was a bit more artistic and the um Science one was a bit more cinematic.

00:36.99
gav
Two hands, right? Two hands?

00:38.96
Chibbs
It's best, best.

00:39.23
gav
Nice. Great film.

00:40.55
Mad Dog
um...

00:47.20
Bevo
I don't know.

00:47.23
Chibbs
Okay, all right.

00:48.87
gav
Yeah.

00:49.14
Chibbs
Okay, interesting.

00:49.96
Bevo
Both good.

00:50.00
gav
Um, you're right though.

00:49.98
Chibbs
and

00:50.84
Bevo
Both good.

00:51.31
gav
A lot of the comments are just straight up like, what, what the fuck eight months ago? How did I miss this? Like everyone's and people are like, why wasn't this massive?

00:56.54
Bevo
you know

00:56.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59.08
gav
This should have been huge. Like people are blowing up about that.

01:02.02
Chibbs
I think it's too, it's almost too obscure with like the, the mixups, like the production of the, yeah, like honestly, yeah, ah it's, ah you could probably put it in a more eloquent way, but yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

01:10.71
gav
It's not shit enough.

01:20.62
Chibbs
It's not shit enough. It's too interesting to be popular.

01:24.39
gav
Yeah. Yeah, fuck.

01:26.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:27.09
Mad Dog
I've got one here that's just simply... Doji, I would die for you. I'd like you.

01:34.43
Chibbs
Yeah, great. ah got a like It's good to get a good low king from time to time.

01:39.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:40.52
gav
yeah

01:42.64
Chibbs
ah Should we play a game?

01:45.13
Bevo
Love a game.

01:45.00
Chibbs
Can we play a game, Beverly?

01:46.03
Bevo
Love a game.

01:46.42
gav
li

01:46.47
Bevo
Well, depends if you, how your skills are.

01:50.90
Mad Dog
yeah If you've got...

01:51.65
Chibbs
Oh! um

01:56.91
Mad Dog
yeah

01:57.08
Bevo
Ah, I see.

01:57.23
Chibbs
would you say it's it Is it the ultimate skill?

02:01.52
Bevo
The shit's set up.

02:03.57
Mad Dog
You may have some skills in life, but there is one.

02:03.63
gav
do you have do you have the ultimate skill i'll tell you what

02:08.72
Bevo
Do you know when you would play a song in the set list?

02:11.66
Chibbs
yeah

02:12.74
Mad Dog
It's the ultimate.

02:14.71
Chibbs
you get to some pat You get to St. Peter at heavens Heaven's Gates and he says, When did Dochy and JT play Alter Ego in their set in 2024?

02:23.16
gav
not

02:25.58
gav
ah

02:26.24
Mad Dog
And Rio de Janeiro on the 24th of March.

02:27.21
Bevo
And think hard because there's a lot right a lot riding on it.

02:28.68
Chibbs
good

02:32.30
Mad Dog
yeah

02:32.34
Chibbs
ah

02:32.86
Bevo
There's a little trap door in the the gates of heaven.

02:34.82
gav
And you're like, you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, was, was, was, was there a non-core at the end or was it just straight through?

02:35.43
Chibbs
ah

02:39.54
gav
He's like, it's straight through.

02:39.34
Chibbs
Spritters! Stay away from that trap floor!

02:46.23
gav
Because there's something down there.

02:46.30
Chibbs
kuzburg There's Don Burke is down there and he'll molest you because he's on.

02:48.58
Bevo
journey are

02:52.80
gav
It's Burke's backyard.

02:54.84
Bevo
Okay.

02:54.92
gav
Um.

02:55.16
Bevo
November 14th, 2024 union stage, Washington, DC, USA, alligator bites, never healed tour.

03:01.94
Chibbs
yeah good

03:02.71
gav
Yeah.

03:03.14
Bevo
20 19 songs.

03:05.33
gav
Fuck, it's a big set.

03:05.57
Bevo
No, uncle.

03:06.82
Chibbs
19?

03:08.12
Bevo
Yeah.

03:08.06
Chibbs
Oh, they go for a minute and a half each.

03:10.31
gav
Oh, true.

03:13.40
Mad Dog
Okay.

03:15.79
Chibbs
uh i don't know um i'd say 10th

03:21.87
Mad Dog
Second last.

03:23.18
gav
Yeah, fuck, if you're going down the middle, I reckon I'm going like third.

03:28.26
Bevo
Third last, I'm afraid.

03:29.55
gav
Ah, fuck, well done.

03:29.61
Mad Dog
oh Second last.

03:29.82
Chibbs
no the wrong end Kevin the wrong end

03:33.49
gav
Matt, Mad Dog was closest.

03:34.53
Chibbs
a

03:34.89
gav
Mad Dog was closest.

03:38.24
Mad Dog
but la

03:38.12
Chibbs
ah

03:39.03
Bevo
wonderda i I wonder if you could get the AI to do a like a tag away from the set list game that is similar to the.

03:39.14
gav
ah

03:46.88
Chibbs
It's like, oh, we need an outro from the game.

03:49.12
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

03:50.07
Chibbs
Yeah, we do need like a bit of a siren for the to to wrap so wrap it up, don't we?

03:53.89
gav
For the success or the failure. Yeah. Yeah.

03:56.62
Bevo
Can we destroy AI, get AI to write?

03:56.82
Chibbs
I need a bigger soundboard, fellas. Like, I'm i'm running out here.

04:01.06
Bevo
Yeah.

04:01.14
gav
Dip into the extensive, um, thousand one songs, podcast, uh, bank account.

04:05.24
Chibbs
I could get Teamu's finer soundboard.

04:05.75
gav
We've got, what have we got in the bank account now, Chibs?

04:10.77
Bevo
It's Temu actually, I heard it.

04:12.88
gav
We've got to have at least $4 in there, right?

04:15.66
Chibbs
Sure, sure, yeah. if Multiple, multiple fours.

04:17.12
Mad Dog
surely Surely your Patreon ad is enticing.

04:18.69
gav
multiple the

04:20.53
Chibbs
How do people think they're gonna end up in fucking hostel or something?

04:25.20
gav
Have you?

04:25.21
Chibbs
with

04:25.48
Mad Dog
yeah

04:26.73
gav
That's the way I paint me on.

04:26.77
Mad Dog
well cannot Can I just say, yeah, my favourite part of um that ad when I listen to it more and more is after you say,

04:28.39
gav
Yeah.

04:37.95
Mad Dog
all of your filthy desires. It's like a seedy little inhale. It's like all of your filthy desires.

04:54.30
Chibbs
had a balllesque had a bolesque

04:55.70
Mad Dog
if

04:56.10
gav
Oh my god, you did it better than I did it to be honest.

04:56.92
Mad Dog
yeah and so You can text the host all of your filthy desires.

04:59.51
Bevo
i like ah um

05:03.60
Mad Dog
food

05:06.70
gav
yeah

05:07.63
Bevo
I like your, um, your dubby ad where there's like explosions that just punctuate. everything

05:13.08
Chibbs
all the time

05:14.49
gav
yeah yeah but I was going balls to the wall with that one.

05:14.81
Chibbs
gunfire and explosions It's like Pink's production.

05:15.61
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

05:20.29
Chibbs
Same thing.

05:21.51
gav
That was my maximalist versus minimalist, are those two ads. That's ah opposite sides of the same coin.

05:24.90
Mad Dog
Oh, it next next time you guys listen back to it, listen for that really subtle, subtle sexual in inhale.

05:25.41
Chibbs
I enjoy both, Gavin. I enjoy both. oh sort end yeah right ah yeah um A little bit of legacy here.

05:27.76
gav
Yeah.

05:30.52
gav
for

05:31.46
Bevo
Data.

05:38.36
gav
of like

05:39.65
Mad Dog
Gets me every time.

05:40.47
Chibbs
Don't you o she was awarded the Rising Star Award from the Billboard Women's in Music in 2023, and it's received nominations for three Grammy Awards, two MDV Video Awards,

05:52.23
Chibbs
B, best awards and two Soul Train music awards. So she's getting the accolades.

05:57.91
Bevo
subtle train I didn't know that was still going.

05:58.03
gav
Yeah.

05:59.81
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently. I don't know. Should we play another game?

06:05.27
Bevo
Yes.

06:05.34
gav
Let's play another game.

06:05.26
Chibbs
You feeling game-ish?

06:06.93
gav
I'm feeling gamey.

06:17.74
Chibbs
God damn it.

06:19.78
gav
Every time it goes, it's actually pretty rare that we, we are doing a song that goes harder than our fucking net worth song.

06:19.66
Chibbs
Goes as hard as Doji.

06:27.96
Chibbs
That's true. Did you watch a bit of the tiny desk while I had technical issues?

06:31.19
gav
Yeah, it's fucking so, so i'm I'm literally only like three minutes in and it's fucking incredible already.

06:31.86
Mad Dog
I did... yeah

06:33.35
Chibbs
Ridiculous, isn't it?

06:35.96
Mad Dog
It's pretty goddamn good.

06:36.14
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Uh, okay. Dough cheese net worth. What do you think dough cheese worth in 2025?

06:44.90
gav
Oh shit. um Great question.

06:46.40
Chibbs
Yeah. What do you have?

06:49.42
gav
um six really no yeah okay yeah yeah you pivotal

06:53.03
Chibbs
Bebop.

06:53.79
Bevo
I was gonna say eight. I had eight in my head.

06:55.57
Chibbs
Dog.

06:56.78
Mad Dog
Has she been i around for a while?

06:58.41
Chibbs
No.

07:00.06
Mad Dog
ah I'll go five mil.

07:00.32
Bevo
No fragrant.

07:02.52
Chibbs
No, one. One million.

07:04.56
Mad Dog
One.

07:04.63
Bevo
Okay.

07:05.64
Chibbs
But I reckon by the time this comes out, she's going to be worth a lot more.

07:08.63
Bevo
yeah just smart Well, a thousand and one bump.

07:11.35
Chibbs
I think the next two weeks is going to be bustling time for 30.

07:15.02
gav
pivotal for her career yeah

07:16.91
Chibbs
That tiny death thing is going, like, that thing's going to go viral. I think she's

07:23.75
Bevo
We were just saying in tiny desk is the new MTV unplugged.

07:23.84
gav
Yeah.

07:26.39
Bevo
It's like, yeah, I want to start seeing tiny desks on Spotify.

07:26.78
Chibbs
100% but better because it doesn't have Nirvana.

07:30.98
gav
ah

07:31.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:32.13
gav
Every fucking time.

07:35.69
gav
Yeah.

07:35.66
Chibbs
I, I, every now and again, I search for Tiny Desk Spotify playlist and you go disappointing.

07:41.05
Bevo
Yeah.

07:41.84
gav
Yeah, Mac Miller's Mac Miller's version of 2009 from his um yeah, from his tiny desk is fucking the best version of that song by mile.

07:42.13
Bevo
Yeah.

07:42.06
Chibbs
It's not on there.

07:45.43
Mad Dog
So good, man.

07:49.30
Chibbs
Action Bronson's Tiny Desk is one of the best ever.

07:51.57
gav
Oh, yeah, fuck, I forgot about action brawnsons.

07:53.35
Chibbs
Yeah. Action Bronson's tiny deaths. So fucking good.

07:57.65
Mad Dog
Didn't MacMellot die like two two weeks later?

07:57.58
Chibbs
um

07:57.90
gav
that was That was back when he weighed like, yeah, it was like a less than, I think it was about a month, yeah, about 30 days later.

08:03.19
Mad Dog
Month, yeah.

08:04.36
gav
Fucking, I love and hate that Tiny Desk so much.

08:07.65
Chibbs
At least it happened.

08:08.88
Mad Dog
Yeah, man.

08:08.96
gav
Every time I watch it, I'm like, this is the best, I'm fucking furious.

08:11.01
Chibbs
At least it happened.

08:12.10
gav
Yeah, at least it did happen, that's true.

08:13.57
Chibbs
JT, the credit card scammer, prison bird.

08:16.53
gav
Oh, okay.

08:18.96
Chibbs
What do you think JT is worth in 2025?

08:21.44
Mad Dog
ah

08:21.95
Chibbs
Evo?

08:23.00
Bevo
ah uh versus shit here so i'm guessing she's worth more money um yeah i'm gonna say five mil

08:32.05
Chibbs
Gav. 100k, dog.

08:37.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, I sort of agree with Bev, there's a cruel stroke of fate. I think it should be.

08:43.64
Chibbs
Actually, oh look, yeah, to be fair, I think she's like 30 and Doji's 22 or 23 or something as well.

08:50.23
Mad Dog
Uh, but I assume there's a lot of drugs involved as well.

08:50.37
Chibbs
So it's been been a around longer.

08:51.04
gav
Yeah, okay.

08:55.74
Mad Dog
So yeah.

08:56.28
Chibbs
And credit card schemes.

08:58.77
gav
Yeah.

08:59.43
Mad Dog
Um, fuck it. Three mil.

09:03.40
Chibbs
1.5 mil.

09:04.80
gav
All right.

09:04.91
Bevo
Still a little bit more.

09:05.11
Mad Dog
Yeah. Okay.

09:07.68
gav
I think, wait, what did what did you guess, Bevo?

09:07.81
Bevo
That's ah five.

09:07.71
Chibbs
Just a little bit.

09:11.50
gav
I think I'm still closest.

09:11.95
Bevo
No, that's good.

09:13.28
Chibbs
I think you are.

09:14.21
Bevo
oh it's

09:17.38
Bevo
I'd say like someone with a pretty good career might be worth 1.5 mil. Like it's not rockstar money, is it?

09:24.26
gav
Yeah, it's...

09:24.80
Chibbs
No, it's not.

09:26.61
gav
I'll tell you what's funny actually, speaking of like, we were joking just before about, um, trying to get into heaven by having the ultimate skill of guessing set list orders.

09:26.58
Chibbs
ah

09:34.73
gav
The other day, the other day, Lauren and I were talking about, um, we're talking, oh fuck, I wish I could remember who we're speaking.

09:34.62
Chibbs
Set this game!

09:36.89
Mad Dog
this game?

09:41.84
gav
We're speaking about an artist. And I said, what do you reckon their net worth is? And, um, Lauren had a stab and I had a stab and Lauren was, Lauren literally got, she,

09:51.00
Chibbs
Right, sorry, are you doing unsanctioned net worth games?

09:53.49
gav
I'm doing unsanctioned net worth. Nope. Don't worry.

09:56.03
Bevo
Yours five bucks.

09:56.20
gav
Don't worry. i I pulled up, I pulled up an episode of the pod and I played the song and everything.

09:57.16
Mad Dog
they and and this is This is watercolor chat at the Yeah, Robert Paulson.

09:58.63
Chibbs
He's got a flight club sort of thing going on.

10:03.79
Chibbs
Bob had bitch tits.

10:05.69
gav
but No, you cry.

10:09.59
Chibbs
yeah You know that's mate life.

10:09.87
gav
Um, but no, it was, um, yeah, I know. Fucking amazing.

10:13.97
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, Yes.

10:15.20
gav
Um, that's his best role.

10:16.84
Bevo
Actually, his name was Robert Paulson.

10:17.16
gav
Um,

10:19.78
gav
Nice. And it made me realize that I think after fucking years of playing this specific game, it you realize that you can kind of nail it down a little bit.

10:31.51
gav
Like people, if you if you go up to someone and say, what do you think fucking this person's net worth is?

10:32.00
Bevo
Yeah.

10:36.94
gav
No one has any fucking idea. It's so hard. It's such a weird thing to guess.

10:40.21
Bevo
Yeah.

10:40.57
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:40.75
gav
And we often get, we often, we're getting well practiced.

10:40.60
Chibbs
So we're getting well practiced.

10:42.87
Bevo
Yeah.

10:43.76
gav
We obviously get it wildly wrong a lot of the time.

10:45.51
Bevo
Weird had accidental skill. li Yeah.

10:47.37
Chibbs
We do know the questions to also.

10:47.66
gav
But like, we but is there a scent?

10:48.77
Chibbs
Is there sense in art? Do they have a scent?

10:51.55
Bevo
Yeah.

10:51.70
gav
Do they contain problem?

10:51.88
Mad Dog
And do they have a drug problem?

10:52.08
Chibbs
Do they have fashion?

10:53.80
gav
Yeah, but that's exactly, yeah you you can, but there's, there's, there's a hundred percent people that's like, you know, if they're worth like in the millions, in the hundreds of millions, or if they crack a billy, we usually, you can at least narrow that down.

10:53.94
Bevo
And the more, the more current they are, the less what they're worth as well.

10:53.86
Chibbs
Do they have a drug problem?

10:54.14
Mad Dog
yeah

10:57.98
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, 100%.

10:58.40
Mad Dog
yeah

10:59.14
Chibbs
You can't make money these days.

11:08.75
Bevo
Hmm.

11:08.77
gav
Your average punter doesn't know that.

11:08.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:10.67
Bevo
Hmm.

11:11.23
Chibbs
Nah, that's true.

11:12.31
Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

11:12.33
gav
If you ask someone to guess, they're like, if you if if you know, you could be like, what's what's Beyonce worth?

11:13.37
Mad Dog
right

11:13.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:16.25
gav
And people are like, oh man, heaps like, you know, like fucking 40 million. And it's just like, you you don't know.

11:20.33
Bevo
That's not AIDS.

11:21.80
gav
You don't know.

11:22.06
Mad Dog
It's a niche.

11:22.39
Chibbs
Do you just spit in their face and walk away or what?

11:23.14
Bevo
Yeah.

11:23.57
gav
Yeah.

11:25.51
Bevo
Yeah. It just goes up to people on the street. What's, uh, Michael Jackson's net worth?

11:28.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:29.34
gav
Yeah. I reckon, yeah.

11:32.11
Mad Dog
It is a niche thing to talk about.

11:33.95
gav
I think this is a skill that we've honed over over many a year.

11:36.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:37.25
gav
Yeah.

11:37.41
Mad Dog
yeah

11:37.43
Chibbs
ah Well, here's another skill we've honed is critiquing people's art.

11:41.71
Bevo
Yes, as un-genetically as possible.

11:48.80
Mad Dog
So much so that your own mother won't listen to you.

11:52.41
gav
yeah

11:54.14
Chibbs
That's fine.

11:55.11
gav
Your mother actually listens to my stuff and my stuff's fucking grim, so.

11:58.78
Chibbs
she does honestly although i got to make the ultimate call on her because she said ever since i started listening to i i don't remember the name she said it's like lauren whitney or something i won't stand for misogyny anymore i said who she said lauren whitney i went she sounds like a stupid bitch

12:26.45
Chibbs
And I win.

12:30.04
Mad Dog
I remember that and yes, it was a funny moment.

12:32.68
gav
Oh my God. Someone's think up my Jesus Christ button.

12:35.47
Bevo
yeah

12:36.07
Mad Dog
and

12:36.44
Bevo
yeah

12:36.65
Mad Dog
um

12:36.96
Chibbs
Anyway, you have to be there.

12:40.21
gav
Oh, all right.

12:40.31
Mad Dog
okay

12:40.20
Chibbs
OK, what are we going to write it out of, though?

12:42.79
gav
Oh, that's a good question.

12:44.36
Mad Dog
Bitches.

12:44.43
gav
Um, one ah no there so many good slipped, slipped condoms.

12:45.72
Chibbs
Swamp.

12:46.78
Bevo
well One is Shrek.

12:51.68
gav
Um, Trojans.

12:51.66
Chibbs
Slipped condoms.

12:53.46
gav
There was, what else was there? We had, um, Oh, there was lots of maybe just pussy ass hose.

12:55.21
Chibbs
ah There was pussy ass hoes.

13:00.48
Chibbs
like Okay, yeah ah ten pussy ass hoes is...

13:00.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:04.70
Mad Dog
She, hers and blacks.

13:04.60
Chibbs
I don't know if that means that you fucking them in the pussy or you fucking them in the ass. It's like there's assholes and there's pussies.

13:12.19
gav
if

13:13.50
Chibbs
david It's a Team America fucking rant.

13:16.73
Bevo
She.

13:17.64
Chibbs
Some people fuck asses, some people fuck pussy, some people fuck both! yeah

13:25.50
gav
Oh my god.

13:25.60
Chibbs
um Okay, pussy arseholes, ten, um I imagine you'll die of some disease.

13:33.92
gav
Venerial disease, yeah.

13:34.53
Chibbs
And yeah, one, um yeah, you know you know, don't tell anyone about it, but you know, it happened.

13:38.14
gav
Why aren't you just enjoying your pussy ass?

13:40.36
Mad Dog
You having it?

13:42.36
gav
but

13:43.72
Mad Dog
You have a good time.

13:44.24
Chibbs
uh what do you have a good time uh what do you give it out of 10 bye bye

13:45.64
Mad Dog
yeah

13:50.81
Bevo
Uh, I'm going to be honest, I only listened to it once for the pod. Uh, so like I can't give it a fair rating, but I'm going to give it a 2.5 with room to move.

13:59.65
Chibbs
Ohh!

14:00.14
gav
All right. All right.

14:00.87
Chibbs
We'll have to do a revisit.

14:02.59
Bevo
Yeah.

14:02.78
gav
Yeah. Let's watch.

14:03.15
Chibbs
Gavin will enjoy that. you sorry You might get a revisit of it. Hope cavin hope Gavin, our um our fan that's been listening for three years, is a Patreon member because you can join for free!

14:13.22
Bevo
ah Who would have clocked off hours ago?

14:17.27
Chibbs
It's free!

14:20.79
gav
Oh, my God.

14:21.05
Mad Dog
and message the hostel of your filthy desires.

14:21.15
Chibbs
um Sorry, I should I should I should point this out at the start of the episode when people actually listen and It's like the patron is literally free.

14:24.06
gav
so

14:28.10
Bevo
Yeah.

14:30.33
Chibbs
You can join it for free and get a whole other episode every week Yeah, but I just made it free Can you do a just edit the ad to have like the cassette, you know, like where you hit the pause and play thing like

14:30.56
gav
Yeah. Yeah. The ad, the ad that I wrote says, I think it was four bucks. Cause I think that was the like, yeah.

14:37.88
Bevo
Make another ad, Kevin.

14:39.53
gav
Cause you won't make another ad yet.

14:41.80
Bevo
Make another ad.

14:49.91
gav
Yes.

14:51.26
Bevo
It's free.

14:51.52
gav
It's actually free.

14:52.14
Mad Dog
So we, we just want a whole bunch of perverts messaging is like, actually we would love that.

14:52.01
Chibbs
It's free. I don't know.

14:54.00
gav
And then resume.

14:57.56
gav
yeah

14:57.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:58.59
Mad Dog
a It'd be a bit of fun.

14:59.41
gav
Oh, I don't have anything called that.

14:59.40
Chibbs
Yeah. I've been the best. That'd be a whole other bonus episode.

15:01.44
gav
Yeah. That's...

15:02.68
Chibbs
It's just reading Pervert's comments on Patreon.

15:03.29
Mad Dog
yeah

15:04.55
gav
Can we?

15:05.09
Mad Dog
yeah

15:05.65
gav
Can we?

15:06.46
Chibbs
2.5. Bevo likes it. I didn't predict that.

15:08.18
gav
Yeah.

15:08.95
Chibbs
All right. Doggy, what do you reckon?

15:11.25
Mad Dog
Um, I wasn't expecting this, but Gavin Steven, you've landed a banger on us, mate. Um, yeah, it's a two.

15:22.15
gav
Yup.

15:24.19
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:26.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:26.61
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough. ah Gav?

15:28.33
gav
yeah Yeah, I think we all knew from the start what this was. It goes fucking so hard. I put it on, I hadn't heard it before, which is fucking a shame, but I put it on for the pod.

15:42.30
gav
When it finished, I played the other song that we've got coming up, and then I went straight back and played this song again three more times. I fucking, I love it.

15:49.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:50.90
gav
It's probably, if Bevo's gone 2.5, I feel like i'm I'm in the point, I'm liking the .5 game today. I'm going 1.5.

15:58.06
Chibbs
Yeah, good stuff Gavin, good stuff.

15:58.35
Bevo
Cool.

15:59.23
gav
It's fucking, it's fucking Heat, man. It's a good song, Gavin. Good shout, man.

16:02.54
Chibbs
um Yeah Gavin, thank you for bringing this to my attention, because I've enjoyed it.

16:09.14
gav
I'm gonna, I'm gonna pop, that album's going on high rotation, I reckon.

16:12.15
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good. I've listened to it a fair bit.

16:14.66
gav
Yep.

16:14.74
Chibbs
I also give it a 2.

16:16.92
gav
Nice.

16:17.64
Mad Dog
Yes.

16:17.42
Chibbs
Oh, it's fun to disappoint the fans.

16:24.19
Bevo
It's like he's gone, he's gone, I'm going to, I'm going to shit on you guys.

16:24.56
gav
What were they, what were they?

16:24.36
Chibbs
oh

16:27.43
Bevo
And it instead of the shit coming out, it's just flowers. And we're just like, Ooh.

16:31.42
gav
Oh my God.

16:31.46
Chibbs
Yeah, I know.

16:32.46
gav
Yeah, no. um Yeah.

16:33.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:34.03
gav
no Well, thanks thanks for thanks for reaching out, Gavin. We do appreciate it, mate. um you you taste you tasted music Your music leaves a bit to be desired because this pops.

16:37.70
Chibbs
We do appreciate it.

16:38.10
Bevo
so Try again.

16:38.50
Chibbs
Get on the... but Get on... Get on the Patreon.

16:41.47
Bevo
Better luck next time.

16:42.52
gav
so

16:44.65
Chibbs
Get on the Patreon.

16:46.10
gav
if you that's the That's the rules. if you pay for the If you pay for Patreon, then you tell us what you want us to rate it, and that's what we rate. You can buy the ratings.

16:54.23
Chibbs
We'll do whatever you say.

16:55.86
gav
We're selling the ratings. We're like the heart foundation. We just sell our ratings.

16:57.91
Chibbs
I'll sell everything.

16:59.67
gav
all Also... Also, wait a minute, these are fucking nailed down.

17:02.17
Chibbs
Everything's for sale. Yeah.

17:04.90
gav
ah

17:05.12
Chibbs
All right.

17:05.74
gav
Oh, fuck.

17:05.68
Chibbs
ah Thank you, fellas. Everybody else, go and get fucked.

17:24.16
Mad Dog
Thank you.