Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

Here’s a list of outrageous reasons a father might call in the middle of the night and yell at you:

1. He thinks you stole his favourite socks.
2. You didn’t say “Happy Birthday” to the family dog.
3. He’s convinced you borrowed his tools 10 years ago and never returned them.
4. You left a single light on in the house... and now the power bill is astronomical.
5. He just realized you "lost" that baseball glove in Little League.
6. He had a dream you crashed his car—so now he’s preemptively angry.
7. The grill you cleaned last summer wasn’t spotless, and he just noticed.
8. He thinks you’re the reason his Wi-Fi won’t work (even though you're not even there).
9. You didn’t call to remind him to take the trash out, and now he’s mad he forgot.
10. You posted a photo of him on social media without getting his approval.
11. He can’t find the remote, and he's sure you moved it during your last visit.
12. He’s upset because he just learned how much avocado toast costs, and he’s blaming your generation.
13. He’s convinced you know where his missing left shoe went.
14. The neighbor told him your childhood bike was in their yard, and he needs an explanation.
15. You didn’t fax him something he didn’t need in the first place.
16. He suddenly remembered a chore you forgot to do when you were 12.
17. He heard a random noise outside and is convinced it’s your fault somehow.
18. He blames you for a team losing the championship—years ago.
19. The fridge door squeaks, and he suspects you broke it during your last holiday visit.
20. He just discovered TikTok, and he’s mad you didn’t warn him about how addictive it is.

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