APT. - Bruno Mars and Rosé

APT stands for the following:

Ate Plenty Tacos – For taco enthusiasts. 🌮

Always Procrastinating Today – A motto for procrastinators. 🕒

Advanced Pizza Technology – Revolutionizing your pizza experience. 🍕

Allergic to Physical Training – For those avoiding the gym. 🏋️

Anxiously Pretending Together – A social anxiety support group. 😅

Absolutely Perfect Timing – For the one who's always punctual. ⏰

A Potato Thing – Dedicated to all things potato. 🥔

Average Person Trying – A relatable life motto. 😌

Accidentally Purchased Turtles – Who hasn’t? 🐢

Artificially Planted Trees – An eco-friendly spin. 🌳

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Transcript

02:28.75
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, it makes you want to start an insurrection in a small West African country.

02:37.56
gav
ah

02:37.86
Mad Dog
Oh, I thought you were going to say the Capitol building.

02:39.34
gav
i

02:41.70
Chibbs
Well, the capital Anything could happen.

02:42.56
gav
ah What are we, January 9th?

02:44.44
Bevo
and

02:45.16
gav
We're only three days past the past the anniversary.

02:45.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:47.55
Bevo
It depends on when you're listening to this, really, isn't it?

02:48.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:49.86
Bevo
Anything can happen, though.

02:51.29
Mad Dog
and Anything could happen.

02:51.56
gav
True.

02:53.06
Chibbs
Anything.

02:53.56
gav
True.

02:54.38
Chibbs
But we are doing...

02:55.85
Bevo
That's your Cybertruck.

02:57.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:57.51
Bevo
Keep going.

02:58.24
gav
but ah Is that what it was?

02:59.40
Mad Dog
Fireworks in it.

03:02.35
Bevo
Yeah.

03:02.73
Mad Dog
Fireworks, apparently, yeah.

03:03.29
Bevo
Was it Cybertruck or was it Tesla?

03:03.73
gav
fireworks fireworks in a Tesla sounds like a great time he was he was in the car right so

03:04.63
Bevo
I can't remember.

03:05.50
Chibbs
yeah it it was Yeah, he used firework caps or something as a asleep like as some part of the explosive.

03:06.90
Mad Dog
as a Cybertruck.

03:14.56
Chibbs
he was in he shot He shot himself in the car and then the explosion went off. The thing is, he picked a fucking tank to blow himself up in. The thing's like, it's a bullet it's a bulletproof.

03:24.04
gav
Yeah, indestructible. Yeah.

03:26.81
Chibbs
It's literally bulletproof.

03:26.98
gav
Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question?

03:28.41
Chibbs
Shield.

03:28.95
gav
If you commit suicide and then bomb, are you a suicide bomber?

03:31.22
Chibbs
Hmm. Yeah.

03:34.02
gav
Because I don't think you are.

03:34.16
Chibbs
Oh, there's no virgins for him.

03:35.25
Mad Dog
no no no you've cheated yeah it's yeah he dogged it yeah can't do anything

03:36.75
gav
No, no, he he cheated, right? You've got to you've got to die in the act of blowing yourself up to be a suicide bomber.

03:39.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:42.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:43.22
Bevo
I thought he was a whitey.

03:43.31
gav
you

03:44.81
Chibbs
Yeah, he is.

03:44.84
gav
yeah he was

03:45.94
Chibbs
Whiteys can be terrorists too.

03:47.67
Bevo
Yeah, but they don't get the virgins.

03:47.83
gav
Yeah.

03:47.88
Chibbs
Beverage.

03:48.15
gav
never are you what what The white man can do anything he puts his mind to.

03:49.48
Bevo
They don't get the virgins.

03:52.94
gav
He can be a... Jesus. I'm gonna stop.

03:57.47
Bevo
Play the song.

03:58.06
Chibbs
more

03:58.24
gav
but

04:02.25
Bevo
Play the song.

04:02.41
Chibbs
He put his mind to. He's been kept down long enough.

04:05.81
Mad Dog
there

04:05.98
gav
I do feel like, I feel like he's really tripped over the finish line there though. Like he had the chance to be a suicide bomber and he said he committed suicide then a bombing. That's, that's, that's all.

04:13.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, he didn't understand the brief.

04:15.81
gav
He fucking missed the brief massively.

04:15.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:17.48
Chibbs
No. Yeah, Muhammad would have got it.

04:19.58
gav
Yeah, he would have, this guy fucked it up. Do we even know this guy's name? No one's going to remember this guy's name.

04:23.31
Chibbs
It's probably James.

04:23.66
gav
He was a pleb. James fucking Doberman.

04:26.62
Mad Dog
No middle name for this cunt.

04:28.11
Chibbs
yeah

04:28.74
gav
No middle name.

04:30.83
Bevo
Not yet.

04:31.73
Mad Dog
but

04:31.99
Chibbs
ah Now is this song called apt?

04:35.28
gav
a

04:35.45
Bevo
Apater.

04:36.29
gav
ah but

04:36.42
Chibbs
Apater?

04:36.69
Bevo
Apater is the way she sings it.

04:37.69
gav
Weirdly enough, it kind of is aperture.

04:39.73
Chibbs
What we're doing apt by Rose.

04:40.01
Bevo
Apater. Apater.

04:43.08
Chibbs
Is it Rose?

04:43.97
Bevo
Rosé.

04:44.44
gav
I'm going to say Rosette.

04:44.73
Bevo
Rosé.

04:44.74
Chibbs
Okay.

04:45.64
gav
It's got a dinger on the E.

04:46.12
Chibbs
It does get a little dinger on the end, but it's Korean. I don't know what the fucking all this shit is.

04:50.38
gav
True.

04:50.48
Chibbs
We're doing apt by Rose a and Bruno Mars.

05:15.28
Chibbs
How do you- I don't understand. How do you come up with that?

05:18.49
Bevo
Uh, yeah, no, no, no, no.

05:19.68
Mad Dog
Drugs.

05:21.59
Bevo
It's, uh, you take, you take the ting tings.

05:21.70
gav
Alcohol, oddly.

05:23.91
Bevo
That's not my name.

05:24.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:25.48
Bevo
And then you'd take the course of, um, no, no, course of bad romance by lady Gaga and then put them in a blender.

05:27.28
Chibbs
Is it Hey Mickey that- I got Hey Mickey out of it.

05:27.97
gav
Hey Mickey, it's hey Mickey.

05:31.17
Chibbs
I was like, is this Hey Mickey?

05:32.14
gav
Yeah.

05:33.00
Mad Dog
yeah

05:35.39
gav
Oh, maybe that's...

05:35.94
Chibbs
It is too!

05:38.97
gav
Yeah.

05:39.95
Chibbs
Okay, we'll get to this in production because I had thoughts, but the ap- the ap- apater- like, that- it's not a word.

05:42.94
gav
Yeah.

05:48.46
Bevo
Well, that's correct, isn't it?

05:48.83
Mad Dog
No.

05:50.05
gav
Yeah, so it's okay.

05:50.31
Chibbs
No, I don't- I don't even know if it is Korean.

05:51.45
Mad Dog
I think they're just making sounds.

05:52.42
gav
So the origin of it, the, it comes from, it actually comes from a Korean word, which in English kind of translates to aperture, spelled like A-P-A-T-E-A-U or something.

06:04.61
Chibbs
Okay.

06:05.43
gav
And it's, it's, it means apartment.

06:07.98
Chibbs
Yeah, when I put it in English, it says apartment. So she's just saying, know apartment, apartment, apartment, apartment, apartment, apartment.

06:12.53
gav
So yeah, apparently, apparently it's, the reason is it's based on a drinking game that's popular in South Korea called Apartment, or called Appertur.

06:14.30
Chibbs
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

06:14.94
Bevo
APT is...

06:18.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:20.58
Chibbs
Oh, I thought she was just either psyched she had one or was really after one. but

06:26.84
gav
I mean, she, she can afford one anywhere but through rule.

06:27.70
Bevo
Well these days, it's really hard to come by.

06:30.10
Chibbs
housing crisis is yes there is an intro again I've so I've translated this to Korean because look I don't want to jump too far ahead but they're from Korean yeah I don't want to jump too far ahead but spoiler alert there's not one fucking Korean involved in this song at all including that the Korean

06:31.36
Bevo
Yeah.

06:38.54
gav
right Wait, wait, wait, you've translated it to Korean.

06:40.82
Bevo
From Korea.

06:42.97
gav
Ah, okay.

06:43.08
Bevo
Yeah.

06:52.42
gav
but

06:54.06
Bevo
Okay.

06:54.48
Mad Dog
That's weird.

06:58.28
Chibbs
Yeah, but we'll get there.

06:59.20
gav
Oh god, holy fuck, you're right.

07:00.79
Chibbs
We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. First one, Rosé, the Korean. Kissy face, kissy face, sent to your phone, but I'm trying to kiss your lips for real.

07:14.94
Chibbs
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

07:18.40
Chibbs
That sounded like on the offspring. Yeah.

07:23.45
Chibbs
Red heart.

07:23.96
Bevo
can see face of milk

07:26.68
Chibbs
ah Can you sing this to pretty fly talk for a while.

07:29.74
Bevo
That was more basty boys.

07:33.61
Chibbs
ah Red hearts, red hearts. That's what I'm on. Yeah. Come give me something I can feel. Oh, oh, oh.

07:42.86
Bevo
It's more like, what's ah we've done Bruno Mars grenade before. Kiss your face, kiss your face. Send to your phone, but I'm trying to kiss your little reel.

07:54.63
gav
Uh huh.

07:58.43
Chibbs
kiss your face! Okay, now the bait is the only thing fucking really keeping this whole thing together. I don't want to jump into production, but like we we we have nothing here.

08:15.95
Bevo
but She sent some emojis and a few emojis.

08:16.00
Mad Dog
The lyrics aren't giving us too much here.

08:16.23
gav
I feel like, no, I will say, I will say, um her being on hearts has me curious. Do you think she's perhaps, I don't know, I'm i um i know um was about to say I'm falling down a different funnel.

08:26.83
Chibbs
He's saying she's harvesting organs.

08:30.45
gav
I was going to say grave robbing. So yeah, that I reckon this is a grave robbing anthem. Before we get too far, I haven't read the rest of the lyrics.

08:34.89
Chibbs
um Yeah.

08:36.82
gav
I've got no idea, but I strongly suspect that we're going Ed Gein on this motherfucker.

08:37.87
Chibbs
I don't know i don't know if it... I'm thinking it's more like ah she takes the hearts from the slaughterhouse and just sort of stores them up in a room.

08:49.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:49.85
gav
Okay.

08:50.38
Mad Dog
Holds them.

08:50.38
Chibbs
Like cow hearts, pig hearts, animal hearts.

08:50.67
gav
Did she? Hang on.

08:51.48
Mad Dog
Like hoarders.

08:52.45
gav
Okay.

08:53.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:54.63
Chibbs
She stores them in a room and she sort of lays on them when she sends the text messages.

08:54.85
gav
Yeah. Okay. On top of them? Yeah, no, I can see it.

09:00.63
Chibbs
Yeah, she just lays on hearts.

09:00.67
gav
I can see it.

09:01.44
Bevo
I'm just gonna reel it back in for a second. Just reel it way back in for a second.

09:05.98
gav
what Bevo, why do this?

09:07.02
Bevo
I'm okay with you.

09:07.75
Chibbs
ah but Apartment.

09:08.26
Bevo
No problem.

09:08.66
gav
Like, we don't do that here.

09:10.94
Bevo
imagine Imagine you've got your phone out and you just send a kissy face emoji in her heart. And you go, fuck, there's a song in this.

09:19.51
gav
ah

09:20.80
Bevo
That's it. That's all it is.

09:21.47
gav
And then you like and then you lay down on your cow heart bed and write that song No, no, no I mean what I said trying to kiss your lips real is a bit alarming.

09:21.77
Mad Dog
I've got it.

09:25.23
Chibbs
that

09:27.41
Mad Dog
Cow heart bed.

09:28.99
Bevo
It's our hide bed, but it's covered in blood.

09:32.12
Chibbs
but Yeah. Yes,

09:36.40
Mad Dog
and

09:39.19
Bevo
I'm trying to kiss your lip for real.

09:39.63
Mad Dog
Yeah, there's not too much. ah i'm I'm trying to look for any Fritzl references.

09:41.74
Bevo
It's like, all right, let's not force it.

09:44.18
Mad Dog
Nothing.

09:47.54
Mad Dog
Not yet. Yeah.

09:48.92
gav
Ah Let's get the dream alive.

09:49.20
Chibbs
ah sir.

09:50.09
gav
I'm trying to kiss your lips for real. What's the opposite of that? Like trying to kiss kiss your lips just a little.

09:54.06
Bevo
Sending a kissy face emoji is the opposite.

09:56.30
gav
Okay, no fair enough. Fair enough. Oh yeah, you're right. That's that's the point of that verse. Okay, fuck me.

10:00.48
Chibbs
but

10:00.90
gav
Nevermind. Too literal.

10:03.77
Chibbs
Pre-chorus, Rosé. Don't you want me like I want you, baby? Don't you need me like I need you now? Sleep tomorrow, but tonight, go crazy! All you gotta do is meet me

10:20.19
Bevo
So she sent, she sent an emoji.

10:20.47
gav
Ah, put it, put it, ah, put it, put it, yep.

10:20.49
Mad Dog
me

10:23.68
Bevo
She's in a simple emoji of the, of the kissy face and a heart.

10:26.61
Chibbs
Yep.

10:27.40
Bevo
Bruno Mars has said red 12 0 4 AM. And then she's like, don't you want me like I want you? It's like, give him a chance, mate. Just let him, let him type.

10:35.51
Chibbs
Yes, relax.

10:36.96
gav
And she's like, sleep tomorrow, but tonight, go crazy.

10:37.29
Mad Dog
Yeah,

10:39.60
gav
And I'm guessing by go crazy, she means text me back.

10:43.17
Mad Dog
dang this is stage five Kalinga right here.

10:43.36
Chibbs
That's pretty crazy.

10:45.41
Bevo
We all know that she just loves when someone goes crazy.

10:48.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:49.10
Chibbs
I love when i love when craziness is mentioned.

10:49.93
gav
yeah

10:51.85
Mad Dog
She's gone completely fucking bonkers.

10:52.98
Chibbs
because like just Just like fucking ripping shreds out of her own flesh.

10:55.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:00.35
Bevo
Like the mask.

11:00.43
gav
Yeah, I was gonna say, he's she's asking Bruno Mars to cut all of his toes off one by one and stuff them inside his tight little butt hole.

11:00.60
Chibbs
like ah

11:01.70
Bevo
Jim carries the mask.

11:07.45
Chibbs
Yeah, just full straight jacket, full straight jacket.

11:08.51
Mad Dog
so

11:09.58
gav
Just go fucking crazy.

11:10.52
Mad Dog
yeah

11:11.34
gav
Just go fucking crazy.

11:11.44
Mad Dog
yeah It's like eyes rolling back in the head, ripping clumps of hair out of your scalp.

11:19.63
Chibbs
Speaking in speaking in tongues, frothing at the mouth.

11:19.66
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

11:21.31
Mad Dog
kong the yeah

11:21.67
gav
yeah i feel like i feel like i could i feel like i could i feel like i could really go crazy you know what i mean like i think if you gave me half a chance and no strings attached i reckon i reckon i could just i reckon i could just go fucking crazy

11:22.68
Chibbs
yeah

11:23.13
Mad Dog
yeah I've done crazy.

11:31.97
Chibbs
Ah, for cheats!

11:35.57
Bevo
The only thing that's been holding you back is that no one's given you a chance.

11:38.54
Mad Dog
Under the right conditions, yes.

11:39.09
gav
Yeah, I don't know.

11:40.89
Chibbs
You want to get nuts?

11:40.95
gav
I feel like under, you want to, I just, you know what I mean?

11:42.56
Chibbs
Let's get nuts.

11:45.06
gav
a yeah There's a societal pressure to not go crazy, but I feel like if that was lifted for just half a moment, I reckon I'd give it a real.

11:50.43
Chibbs
You're talking about the purge.

11:52.71
gav
The yes, I feel like I could. I feel like I could purge really fucking well.

11:55.96
Chibbs
I could go purging once a year.

11:58.42
gav
I gotta to say, i I watched that movie, I watched that movie quite excitedly. I was like, this sounds like a great concept. And I watched that movie and I was like, a lot of this movie is spent inside a house showing absolutely zero purging and it pissed me off.

12:06.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:14.90
Chibbs
I think there's a lot of sequels with Purging involved.

12:15.18
Bevo
It's like, well

12:17.18
gav
I've got, okay, have you seen any of them? Cause I've got to watch.

12:19.18
Chibbs
No, I watched the original one maybe two weeks ago for the first time.

12:24.10
Bevo
well, think about a movie like Jurassic Park that has, I'm looking at how much screen time, 15 minutes of dinosaur screen time in Jurassic Park, 15 minutes.

12:24.08
gav
um Okay. Yeah.

12:25.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:25.35
gav
I mean, it's, it's a fun film, but I was like, I was hoping for a little bit more, um, let's say go crazy.

12:29.31
Chibbs
More Purging.

12:36.63
Chibbs
Yeah. have you seen that Have you seen that Mandela effect of um Jurassic Park?

12:38.62
Bevo
That's it.

12:38.73
gav
But I mean, of what, what was the Mandela effect in that one?

12:38.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:41.75
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

12:42.71
Chibbs
Yeah, that's good.

12:43.31
Bevo
Yeah, it's exactly how I remember it actually.

12:44.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:45.14
Chibbs
Yeah, it's funny.

12:45.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:48.45
gav
I don't know if I've seen that.

12:48.99
Chibbs
Oh, you think, they, you think Sam Neill didn't say anything when he saw the, the dinosaur for the first time? And he's like, just grabbing, grabbing, she's right looking at a leaf being, oh, this leaf's whatever.

12:56.63
gav
Oh.

12:59.69
gav
Yeah. And he's like, any palsy sunglasses off?

13:02.40
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he really did say something.

13:03.07
gav
Yeah. Did he say, fuck me?

13:05.86
Bevo
Yeah. Dan Soddons.

13:07.13
Chibbs
Yeah, I can't remember, but it's in.

13:07.59
Bevo
Yeah. Have a look at that fucking thing.

13:08.30
gav
Yeah.

13:09.81
Chibbs
ah Oh, look at the fucking long neck!

13:09.89
gav
Look at that fucking thing. I've been, I've been really enjoying, anyone that's not familiar with what we're talking about, Dan Southern's doing a great little series of Mandela effects, ah films that you don't remember certain things happening and you should check him out on his Instagram, they're good fun.

13:20.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:23.46
Bevo
See his horse one got like eight million views.

13:26.51
gav
Did it?

13:26.80
Bevo
but it's through yeah

13:28.15
gav
Fucking.

13:28.48
Chibbs
What horse one?

13:29.75
Bevo
It's like asking my horse what he wants for lunch.

13:31.77
Chibbs
Oh yeah.

13:32.00
Bevo
and

13:33.00
Chibbs
That's right.

13:33.13
Bevo
hey

13:34.24
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

13:34.83
Bevo
a

13:34.83
gav
Hey, asking my singing horse what he wants for lunch.

13:35.03
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

13:38.75
gav
That is fucking funny though.

13:40.06
Chibbs
yeah That's real good. Real good.

13:42.57
gav
I'm glad that is.

13:42.75
Chibbs
That's hard quality stuff.

13:44.75
gav
That's, that's meme worthy.

13:44.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:45.71
gav
Um, where we are we at?

13:45.99
Chibbs
ah Rose basically bangs on a better apartment again for a while.

13:50.48
gav
Oh, sorry, Chorus is... ah but to put ah but it's it ah put to but to ah ah buts it but it's it ah Yeah.

13:53.24
Chibbs
Apartment, apartment, apartment, apartment, apartment, apartment, yeah. Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.

14:02.13
Chibbs
Verse two, Bruno Mars. And for some reason, again, it's Bruno Mars and Rosé. It's like Bruno Mars featuring Bruno Mars and Rosé, yeah.

14:08.57
gav
Oh, Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars and Rosé. Yeah, he talks over himself.

14:13.37
Mad Dog
Okay.

14:14.64
Chibbs
I guess he does his own backup vocals. It says, it's whatever, whatever, it's whatever, whatever, it's whatever, whatever. Like, you like who? Who?

14:26.86
Bevo
Correction woo.

14:26.89
Mad Dog
oh

14:27.48
Chibbs
Jesus. Turn this apartment into a club. Aha, aha. I'm talking drink, dance, smoke, freak, party, all night. Come on. Cheers, cheers, girl.

14:38.86
Chibbs
What's up? Oh, oh, oh. That's what he turned up and wrote down on a bit of paper when I've got my verse.

14:44.56
Bevo
Let's just say whatever eight times.

14:46.52
Mad Dog
yeah

14:46.85
gav
I'll tell you what I feel like I feel like

14:48.87
Chibbs
I'm going to say whatever for half of this verse. Half of the verse is going to be beat saying whatever and the rest of it is talking about ditty parties.

14:53.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:56.46
Bevo
It reminds me of that Simpsons bit where Krusty comes in the recording studio and he's like, Hey guys, guys it's Krimpy the Clown.

14:56.95
Mad Dog
but just

15:02.36
Bevo
Again, Krusty the Clown. Krusty the Clown.

15:04.00
Mad Dog
Crippy.

15:06.82
Bevo
Whatever. That's not what it is, but it's something else.

15:10.38
Mad Dog
Send in the clowns.

15:12.73
Chibbs
but Yeah.

15:14.68
gav
I'll tell you what gets me in this verse though. ah She says, oh, he says, they say, turn this apartment into a club. I'm talking drink, dance, smoke, freak.

15:23.14
Chibbs
yeah Yep.

15:24.35
gav
I'm guessing freak is sexual and party all night. 40% of the things they list, I'm pretty certain you can't do in a club.

15:32.68
Chibbs
Can you freak?

15:34.70
gav
I don't think you can freak in a club. I think if you get caught freaking in a club, you're out.

15:38.92
Chibbs
Okay, so that's a ditty thing, right? well His things were called freak-offs?

15:43.33
Bevo
yeah

15:43.48
gav
Yeah, I think so.

15:43.76
Mad Dog
freak offs.

15:44.22
Bevo
Yeah.

15:44.40
gav
Yeah. I feel like if you're in, if you're in the club with a bottle of baby oil, then you're kicked the fuck out.

15:49.40
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's a no-go.

15:49.45
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

15:50.60
gav
Especially if there's also a baby with you, then you're really kicked out.

15:54.80
Bevo
My friend has a song.

15:54.92
Mad Dog
You're going straight to the slammer.

15:57.06
Bevo
I have a friend who wrote a song about a time he was at a nightclub and he saw people having sex on the dance floor.

15:57.15
gav
Straight this as you should.

15:57.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:01.94
Bevo
It's called Meat Market.

16:03.68
gav
Me Mark.

16:03.99
Mad Dog
Ah, the old meat market.

16:04.13
Chibbs
Wait, who wrote a song?

16:04.20
gav
Wait, who wrote that?

16:05.88
Bevo
A friend of mine, he was in a bank called Nanimate Objects back in the day in Wollongong.

16:07.31
Chibbs
Ah, right.

16:07.48
gav
Oh.

16:09.70
Chibbs
Oh, they're great. Ooh, Pat?

16:11.49
Bevo
that Yeah.

16:12.56
Chibbs
Pat's one of the fucking nice... Shout out to Pat.

16:15.30
Bevo
Yeah. kind on Oh yeah.

16:15.96
Chibbs
what

16:16.37
gav
Not for me to admit objects, nicest dude ever.

16:16.60
Chibbs
but pagerick yeah He might be the nicest person I've ever met in my entire life.

16:21.46
Bevo
Yeah.

16:22.15
gav
ah

16:22.56
Bevo
Yeah. Oh,

16:23.26
Chibbs
Yeah. um I haven't seen him in a long, long time, but... ah Yeah, I recorded a lot of inanimate object stuff and...

16:30.14
Bevo
it's on Spotify again. He he got it a lot.

16:31.85
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

16:32.19
gav
Oh, sick.

16:32.51
Chibbs
Yeah, and he um it was just...

16:32.74
Bevo
Yeah.

16:36.00
Chibbs
I was like, what's up with this cunt?

16:40.27
gav
hu

16:41.23
Chibbs
He was just too nice.

16:41.66
Bevo
Well, yeah, check out the song, Meat Market by Inanimate Objects.

16:41.79
Mad Dog
Because you you ought um your default is you that you hate people.

16:46.22
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:47.11
gav
i do I do love that about Chibs, and it didn't take me too long to learn that about you, but I remember i remember finding that out that it's just like, yeah, for those that don't know, if Chibs' default setting, when he meets you for the first time, blind hatred.

16:47.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:58.97
gav
Just straight straight the fuck up, active and and aggressive dislike, and you have to earn the points.

17:01.03
Chibbs
yeah

17:03.56
Chibbs
I feel you can earn it pretty quick.

17:06.95
gav
I mean, it didn't take me as long as I expected, to be honest.

17:07.12
Chibbs
You can get there quick.

17:07.31
Bevo
yeah

17:09.92
Chibbs
Yeah, but you will start there.

17:10.09
Bevo
You heard a nice edge.

17:11.36
Chibbs
You will start there.

17:11.79
gav
No, that's everyone. Everyone starts at square fucking one and you work your way into the, into the friend circle.

17:15.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:17.31
gav
And I like that about you.

17:17.70
Chibbs
I've teach my kids. I teach my kids this. I don't think it's a bad way to go.

17:21.81
gav
Honestly, it's worked for you.

17:22.27
Chibbs
yeah

17:22.93
gav
I think you've got what, like three, four friends now.

17:28.32
Chibbs
I'm halfway to double digits. Yeah.

17:31.78
gav
yeah

17:35.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:35.82
gav
yeah

17:36.37
Bevo
Beautiful, beautiful.

17:37.96
gav
Oh, fuck.

17:38.14
Chibbs
ah Okay, and and we get really got nothing out of Bruno. like He is absolutely fine absolutely phoning it in.

17:41.90
Bevo
Yeah.

17:42.67
gav
That was, that was a nothing, that was a very nothing-y verse.

17:42.84
Bevo
I just, I did want to talk about, I want to talk about how funny it it would be to treat someone's apartment like a, um, Oh, hang on.

17:44.76
Mad Dog
Nothing. ah Yeah.

17:50.20
gav
Like a club.

17:51.02
Bevo
Sorry. Miles is talking to me.

17:51.59
Chibbs
ah Like a night club.

17:54.06
gav
I mean, like, you just, you're just walking up to the, to the, to the owner of the apartment being like, yeah, man, can I get two shots of vodka and a fucking Red Bull or what do I mean?

17:54.48
Mad Dog
yeah

17:54.93
Chibbs
What would you do in your apartment if it was a night club? like

18:05.51
Chibbs
I imagine, you' yeah, you're walking through your apartment, but you're trying to hold five drinks at once, and they're just spilling everywhere as you walk.

18:12.35
gav
ah

18:12.67
Chibbs
There's people bumping in the air. You're like, fuck, fuck, fuck.

18:14.87
gav
You go to the bathroom and you piss, you piss all over the walls instead of in the toilet.

18:15.58
Chibbs
You got half a drink the time you get there. Yeah.

18:19.67
Bevo
Thank you.

18:19.71
Chibbs
ah yeah

18:20.29
Mad Dog
Rope, roping off your couch with one of those red velvet ropes.

18:23.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:23.88
gav
Ah, only letting people with heaps more money than you sit down.

18:23.96
Mad Dog
but Pretending it's a VIP area.

18:25.89
Bevo
Checking IDs.

18:29.08
Chibbs
yeah

18:30.17
Bevo
Just letting in letting in more women than men. It's ratios, mate.

18:34.24
Mad Dog
yeah

18:34.66
Bevo
Sorry.

18:35.99
gav
Oh, fuck.

18:37.73
Mad Dog
Ratios.

18:38.73
Bevo
Not with that shirt, mate.

18:40.58
Chibbs
ah

18:40.85
Mad Dog
Yeah, it was fucking bulling gone.

18:40.89
gav
Oh, that used to fucking... I remember not getting led into places in Wollongong for but like a shirt, you know what I Yeah, I mean, this is probably pre-sharpish dressing days.

18:47.21
Chibbs
Uh... You're a sharp, you're a sharp dresser, Gav. What do you are you...

18:54.46
gav
I feel like, you know, but it doesn't, you'd go to somewhere and I'm talking, I remember not getting let into the fucking glass house one time and they were like, not in that shirt.

19:02.09
Chibbs
Did you stab someone?

19:03.45
gav
I honestly what thought pretty, yeah, that's used to just, that was just like a rite of passage of the glass.

19:04.28
Bevo
that's That's how you get in.

19:05.39
Chibbs
There.

19:08.81
Chibbs
There.

19:09.26
gav
Yeah. They called it that because everyone would glass cunts there.

19:11.71
Mad Dog
The last thing. Yeah.

19:12.72
Bevo
yeah so

19:12.73
Chibbs
Yeah, that's alright.

19:13.10
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I was pretty fucked off. Imagine we're getting lit into the glass house and then they say it's because of your shirt. I'm like, look around, look around motherfucker.

19:19.88
Chibbs
I think... that no one No one was happy in the glass house. It was for the best.

19:25.24
gav
No. Yeah, Jesus.

19:26.69
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

19:27.33
gav
Yeah.

19:27.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:27.41
gav
He did me a massive favor.

19:27.51
Bevo
remember when the...

19:28.41
gav
I just didn't, it it took me years to realize.

19:30.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:30.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:30.35
Bevo
Remember when the Oxford Tavern closed down, this is the the CD dive bar that all the bands were playing in Wollongong. It closed down at every bar in town, tried to be the next hub for live music and even the glass house, which was like doofy, doofy, not i like, like club music, put on acoustic music.

19:41.02
Mad Dog
yeah

19:42.05
Chibbs
The Glass Age attempted it.

19:50.35
gav
Oh, fuck.

19:51.18
Bevo
and Bad idea.

19:52.37
Chibbs
Yeah, i i I played, I think I played a gig at the Glass House and yeah, and um the, what was the other one?

19:55.37
Bevo
I definitely, I definitely did more than a few.

20:01.49
Chibbs
Coonies?

20:02.04
Bevo
true Yeah, there's also um hostage hostage X was one don't think I ever got paid actually thinking about

20:02.05
gav
Oh, Cunys, did Cunys do live music?

20:03.05
Chibbs
Coonies had a crack.

20:03.76
Mad Dog
Ah, yeah.

20:05.90
Chibbs
yeah

20:06.09
gav
Fuckin' hell.

20:07.92
Chibbs
hostagex was one, that didn't last long. Yeah, they gave you too much shit for playing there. ah When we got paid and all the free shit for I think playing there, I was like, this won't last long.

20:20.06
gav
ah wow not I remember going to hostage once and they were like, it was like cheap shots. They were like, oh, it's it's, you know, i fucking $6 shots or something.

20:30.19
gav
And I was like, oh, fuck yeah, I'll get a shot of I'll get a shot of fucking whiskey. And they're like, oh, no, no, the $6 shot is this. And they pulled out this like, they made

20:38.59
Chibbs
a Dusty, dusty bottle.

20:41.01
gav
They'd made up a bottle of this like spirit and they, they bought it into a glass and were like, here's your shot.

20:41.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:44.33
Bevo
Pirate rum.

20:48.17
gav
And I had it and I was like, I literally think that's red cordial. Like I think they were selling six dollar shots of like red.

20:52.27
Bevo
ah Oh, actually, yeah now that you mention it, I remember that.

20:53.30
Mad Dog
ah

20:56.11
gav
And I was just like, I was like, you motherfuckers.

21:00.51
Bevo
Yeah.

21:00.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:01.31
gav
yeah

21:02.25
Bevo
Good times.

21:02.41
Chibbs
Yeah, they'd that'd give you, like, I remember playing there, it's like, we got a hotel, they gave us a hotel room and all this, and I'm like, yeah, and I'm like, what are you doing?

21:08.71
gav
What the fuck?

21:13.05
Bevo
That never happened with me.

21:13.08
Chibbs
but what do you What are Yeah.

21:16.33
gav
Yeah, that's not sustainable.

21:17.81
Chibbs
Nah, not at all.

21:18.87
gav
Especially considering what Wollongong bands were used to, you could have been like, here's $8 and a smile and they would have been like, thank you, thank you.

21:19.15
Chibbs
So dumb.

21:24.36
Chibbs
Oh, just don't directly spit into my face.

21:26.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, and hold the smile.

21:29.08
gav
fuck ah is Can you spit at my feet?

21:29.51
Chibbs
like just spit Can you spit onto my clothes, please, where I can i could take them off at least and wash them?

21:31.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:35.70
Chibbs
like I can't take the skin off my face if you spit there.

21:36.19
gav
Yeah, yeah.

21:39.32
gav
i had I had this weird thing. me and I was in a band in like in in sort of high school and and early days out of high school and stuff, and we used to just play around the place. get Literally never, ever, ever get paid, obviously.

21:50.29
gav
It was kind of just like you'd play for the for shenanigans.

21:54.04
Mad Dog
Of course.

21:54.25
gav
and Then we kind of we kind of split up. Me and Paz went and started doing like an acoustic duo thing. like one of us would play acoustic one of us would just play like my jazz master plugged in on low sort of thing like and we just started to get fucking paid every single gig that we played we'd get paid for people would just like acoustic duos in like around like 2011 12 unfucking stoppable

22:09.99
Chibbs
Yeah. Great.

22:15.45
Chibbs
Just on fire.

22:16.19
gav
And we were just like, we were just like, what the fuck is going on? We're in this shitty fucking like grungy band for years and didn't do any paid gigs.

22:24.22
Bevo
Oh yeah.

22:25.65
gav
And then it was just like acoustic duo. People were just like, so how much do you usually charge? And I was like, charge?

22:30.50
Bevo
Yeah.

22:31.99
gav
yeah Normally I'd drive to ride fucking play a shitty, I played it, played to six people and then I'd drive the fuck home.

22:33.95
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do I have to pay?

22:39.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:40.58
gav
I usually get, I usually charge negative $95.

22:40.83
Chibbs
um

22:43.95
Chibbs
we're We're playing tomorrow night with the one and only Taxi Ride.

22:47.93
gav
Oh, fuck, I forgot about that show.

22:50.36
Chibbs
Yeah, it's tomorrow night.

22:50.49
gav
I was gonna come to that. Fuck.

22:53.81
Chibbs
Yep. Yeah, hits.

22:54.16
gav
Taxi Ride are one of the most underrated Aussie bands ever. I'll i'll say that right now.

22:59.45
Bevo
Have we just given up talking about this song?

22:59.43
Chibbs
They got hits!

23:00.17
gav
Yes. Get set, everybody.

23:01.57
Chibbs
Get set, everybody! No, we got a bridge. We got a bridge. ro Rose a and Bruno Mars.

23:05.59
Bevo
It's creeping up slowly, it's taking me over, turning me on.

23:07.42
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

23:07.53
gav
Oh, Jesus. Taking me over.

23:10.19
Chibbs
yeah um Yeah.

23:11.02
gav
With every step that I set. Fuck, there was some good songs, man.

23:13.67
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everywhere you go, I'll be running in.

23:16.02
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

23:16.68
gav
I'll come running.

23:18.28
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:18.98
gav
Oh, shout the fuck out, Taxi Ride.

23:20.48
Chibbs
Fucking come down, Gav. Come down, mate.

23:22.03
gav
What time what time's it on?

23:24.28
Chibbs
Six, it starts. We play at seven and Taxi Rider on it, like eight.

23:25.72
gav
ah

23:28.07
gav
Is this a Geringon?

23:28.59
Bevo
Oh, beautiful.

23:29.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:30.69
Bevo
The dream.

23:30.81
Mad Dog
Early night.

23:31.00
gav
Can you get me a door slot? Because I...

23:32.96
Chibbs
I think we have two door spots available.

23:35.14
gav
I'll fucking come.

23:36.75
Bevo
So listeners, get in quick.

23:37.97
Chibbs
I'll hit you up.

23:38.29
gav
no yeah Yeah, let's talk off the pod.

23:38.81
Chibbs
I'll hit you up. Yeah. This is it. It's already done.

23:43.65
gav
ah Yeah, true.

23:44.43
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

23:44.77
gav
wow

23:44.91
Bevo
How'd it go?

23:44.95
Chibbs
Fuck your.

23:46.13
Bevo
How'd it go?

23:46.21
Chibbs
Go listen to the taxi ride.

23:47.21
gav
Oh, Taxi Ride, it was an amazing show.

23:47.59
Bevo
How was it?

23:48.44
Chibbs
Yeah. What's it?

23:49.29
gav
I had so much fun.

23:49.83
Chibbs
Uh, yeah, I don't know, we'll see.

23:50.96
gav
I had lines in the bathroom with chips.

23:53.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Bridge! Hey, so now you know the game. Are you ready? Because I'm coming to getcha! Getcha! Getcha! Hold on, hold on! I'm on my way!

24:04.27
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm on my way! Hold on, hold on! I'm on my way! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm on my way!

24:13.67
gav
Fuck.

24:13.76
Mad Dog
Jesus.

24:14.34
Bevo
to So now you know the game. Oh yeah, the game.

24:17.36
Chibbs
sure

24:17.62
Mad Dog
Because I'm coming to get you.

24:17.75
gav
ah Yeah.

24:18.23
Chibbs
but

24:22.47
Chibbs
What's the game?

24:22.51
Mad Dog
It's fun.

24:23.42
Chibbs
What's the game?

24:23.82
gav
Someone's... I think it's the organ harvesting game. I reckon we're back on that shit. Because I'm coming to get you, I'll get you again.

24:29.84
Chibbs
Adding more hearts to my room.

24:33.57
gav
See that bed?

24:33.60
Bevo
Could claw something out of this.

24:34.29
gav
It's a few hearts short.

24:36.13
Chibbs
Two kissy faces is code for, can I have your organs?

24:40.45
Mad Dog
Liver, yeah.

24:40.75
gav
well

24:43.75
gav
Oh fuck.

24:44.45
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. She kisses you on the lips for real and she slides just like, I imagine it's like a small dagger, like a little.

24:46.14
gav
um

24:50.77
Mad Dog
Just like, or just a syringe, like in the side of the neck.

24:54.69
gav
yeah no

24:58.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, that would be cleaner.

25:01.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:02.16
Chibbs
Yeah. I get like, Uh, chat chat could have written the lyrics to this, right?

25:09.81
gav
Yeah, this I mean I feel like if you'd got chat GPT it wouldn't put this much repetition it would it would have different words Yeah, I don't think it can dumb itself down this far I

25:09.96
Mad Dog
ah

25:15.76
Chibbs
It would.

25:15.78
Mad Dog
Yeah. ChachapT would do too good a job. but

25:19.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:20.15
Bevo
know about that.

25:24.31
Chibbs
You don't think so?

25:26.27
gav
Uh, no, you're probably right.

25:26.53
Bevo
Well, let's find out.

25:27.57
gav
I reckon again.

25:28.58
Bevo
Let's find out.

25:28.83
gav
Um,

25:29.32
Chibbs
Let's find out. Hey, can we get, uh, here, I can do it.

25:31.69
Bevo
who's ah

25:34.40
Chibbs
I got it.

25:34.50
Bevo
Who's GPT.

25:34.93
gav
Yeah.

25:36.18
Chibbs
Yeah, I've got it here, I've got it here.

25:36.52
gav
That's, shibs is the resident chat GPT.

25:37.18
Bevo
You got things to talk about. chips you got You got things to talk about.

25:39.48
Chibbs
Eh?

25:41.90
Chibbs
Okay.

25:42.07
gav
No, no, no, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can bridge. I love that the previous, the verse, the verse was Bruno Mars and Bruno Mars and Rosé.

25:45.06
Chibbs
It's three of yours.

25:50.62
Chibbs
Mm-hmm.

25:51.37
gav
The bridge is Rosé, Rosé and Bruno Mars. So they're, they're switching it up.

25:55.78
Mad Dog
they They've lost their minds.

25:56.01
Bevo
Can I, can I burst your bubble though?

25:57.28
gav
They keep, you want, sorry.

25:58.29
Bevo
Unfortunately, it's, I'll burst your bubble on that. It's so when it's an italics, it's just Rose singing. When it's bold, it's both of them singing at the same time. It's, it's differentiating.

26:07.09
gav
Oh, shit.

26:07.97
Mad Dog
Oh, I see.

26:09.15
gav
That doesn't burst my butt. Well, that's actually fucking good to know. So hang on.

26:12.65
Bevo
Yeah.

26:13.52
gav
So say it again. Rose standard.

26:15.54
Bevo
So when Bruno singing it's standard when it's Rose italics and when it's bold, it's both of them at the same time.

26:22.93
gav
Oh, no fucking way.

26:24.50
Mad Dog
like ah

26:26.47
gav
Oh, that's actually great. Why didn't I?

26:28.36
Mad Dog
How'd you figure this out?

26:28.49
gav
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Where did you learn that?

26:30.14
Bevo
uh just figured it out here's that big brain of mine and fry you've got that brain thing i already did

26:33.12
Mad Dog
yeah I'm a genius.

26:35.98
gav
ah

26:37.18
Chibbs
Check out the brain on Brad.

26:39.20
gav
but The metric system, you're a smart motherfucker.

26:45.16
Chibbs
ah God damn it, it's not working for me.

26:47.68
gav
Ah, devastating.

26:48.22
Mad Dog
ah Well, anyway, the lyrics in this song are shit.

26:51.04
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much.

26:51.57
gav
a But at least they wrote them chat GPD can't even write them right now.

26:53.27
Chibbs
I don't know why it's, fuck it's making me.

26:57.48
gav
So, you know, I think Bruno Mars is better.

26:58.54
Chibbs
That's true. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, Bruno Mars is better than AI. That's something we can at least start to agree on.

27:04.64
gav
We can all agree on that.

27:06.47
Chibbs
we can we can We can agree on that.

27:06.92
gav
Yeah.

27:08.55
Mad Dog
We can have a conversation.

27:08.71
gav
Yeah.

27:10.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:10.70
Chibbs
We can. All right. So it's fairly new, I'm pretty sure.

27:15.31
Bevo
Yeah, I showed you guys this when it came out and it just sort of, that yeah, it went, it went through the chaff and then I don't know how it got back on the the list.

27:17.97
Mad Dog
That's all right.

27:18.07
Chibbs
ah Really?

27:23.43
Chibbs
I don't remember.

27:23.50
Bevo
I don't know if you put it on the list or.

27:24.84
gav
How did this end up on the list?

27:24.93
Chibbs
no that I got like requests for it.

27:30.02
Bevo
Yeah, right. I think I caught it when it was brand new and then nothing happened with it.

27:30.98
Chibbs
yeah Is it a thing?

27:33.84
Bevo
And then sort of it's, it's like poking its head back up. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't heard it. I feel like I haven't heard it since I heard it that first time.

27:43.48
gav
I've not, I've not. Oh, actually I will say Lauren, Lauren doesn't keep particularly close tabs on music at all.

27:49.53
Chibbs
Okay.

27:50.49
gav
And I was like, this is the song for tonight. And she's like, Oh yeah. Yeah. Roseanne Bruno Mars. And she knew it.

27:56.55
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

27:57.11
gav
So I think it must, it must be, it must be around.

27:57.16
Mad Dog
Oh, interesting.

27:57.17
Chibbs
Ah.

27:59.53
gav
Cause she was like, Oh yeah, I know this song.

28:01.31
Chibbs
Okay.

28:01.44
Bevo
It's, it's, it's coming up on a bill in Billin, Billin, Hitler.

28:01.52
Mad Dog
Is it a TikTok thing?

28:03.81
gav
Lauren doesn't have tick tock.

28:04.90
Bevo
I haven't even been drinking tonight.

28:05.49
Mad Dog
Okay.

28:06.23
Bevo
It's coming up on a billion views on YouTube.

28:08.86
Chibbs
All right, so what's up there?

28:08.87
gav
Oh fuck. Okay. So it's no, it's around. It's big. It's big.

28:11.66
Chibbs
Okay, it was released on the 18th of October 2024, 8,438 days after the towers fell.

28:18.34
Mad Dog
We're up to 8,000. Okay.

28:19.85
gav
Jesus, we're getting thrown.

28:19.86
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:22.02
gav
Yeah.

28:22.76
Chibbs
It's written by, okay, well, hold on, hold on. Let me have a... one

28:29.68
Chibbs
How many songwriters, this how many songwriters, how many songwriters do you think there are for this song?

28:30.05
gav
It's fr- Everyone look at Jim's- Jim's has to count on his fingers for those that don't know.

28:30.08
Bevo
He's getting his fingers.

28:37.76
Chibbs
yeah

28:38.20
Mad Dog
I'm going to say a ah dozen.

28:40.39
gav
Oh, no, I don't think that many.

28:41.05
Bevo
ah Seven.

28:42.41
gav
I'm going to go six.

28:46.25
Chibbs
Ten.

28:46.28
gav
Did Bevo guess?

28:47.19
Mad Dog
Oh, interesting.

28:47.34
Bevo
I said six.

28:47.42
gav
Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ.

28:51.07
Chibbs
Ten, ten.

28:51.26
Bevo
No, I said seven.

28:52.52
Chibbs
This is why I had to count, it's like I was losing count of songwriters.

28:56.94
Bevo
Yeah.

28:56.93
Chibbs
Ten. It took ten people to write this. Nothing happened.

29:00.69
gav
Yeah, that's, um yeah.

29:00.84
Bevo
I mean, it's catchy, you know, I gotta give it that, but it's like, it's catchy off the back of other songs that already did the things that it's doing.

29:01.68
Chibbs
Literally nothing happened in this entire song. It's a... Sure it is.

29:10.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:11.02
gav
Honestly, if you if you put the drum track to Hey Mickey over me, just like quietly moaning, people would be like, this this song's catchy though.

29:16.72
Chibbs
Just... Just fapping your cock.

29:20.15
gav
a

29:22.71
Bevo
This is where you play the ah Patreon bit.

29:24.93
gav
and a

29:31.88
Chibbs
sketchy It is It is catchy, yeah.

29:32.89
gav
Yeah, that's that's catchy, man.

29:35.15
Chibbs
It's catchy.

29:35.37
gav
That's the fuck it. TikTok's gonna blow up on that, man.

29:40.01
Chibbs
Yeah, let's figure out what skyscraper is in Korean and we'll work that out.

29:44.19
gav
wow

29:48.67
gav
Do you reckon there's two skyscrapers really close together that look very similar in career or?

29:53.13
Chibbs
Possibly.

29:54.85
Mad Dog
Probably.

29:55.00
Chibbs
or or they Or they were about 8,000 days ago. yeah It's written by Rosé, Amy Allen, Christopher Brody Brown, Roget Chalade, Omar Fedi, Philip Lawrence, Bruno Mars, Theron Thomas, Henry Walter, Michael Chapman, and Nicholas Chin.

29:59.24
gav
ah Mr. Chin.

30:16.77
gav
mr chin

30:18.30
Bevo
Nick chin, Nicky chin.

30:18.50
Mad Dog
Nicky chin.

30:18.51
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, Nicky Chin.

30:19.82
gav
Oh, Mr.

30:20.57
Chibbs
You gotta get Nicky Chin on this track.

30:20.58
gav
Chin.

30:23.54
Mad Dog
Nicky the Chin.

30:25.17
gav
What has, what does Nicky Chin, do we know what else Nicky Chin's been up to?

30:29.83
Chibbs
Uh, yeah.

30:30.13
gav
Let's have a look.

30:33.09
Chibbs
Um.

30:33.31
gav
A lot of shit but nothing that rings a fucking.

30:34.14
Mad Dog
Oh, living next door to Alice.

30:37.77
Bevo
ah

30:37.84
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:37.98
Mad Dog
No, seriously.

30:38.52
Bevo
Smokey.

30:38.66
Mad Dog
He produced that. Yeah.

30:40.51
Chibbs
There's three, so there's three dudes in there.

30:41.93
gav
No fucking way.

30:42.99
Chibbs
There's three dudes in there that are like, uh, producers from the 70s. That.

30:48.64
Bevo
okay

30:48.85
gav
Oh, hang on, something sampled then, right? Like...

30:51.31
Chibbs
Well, I imagine they've, there were legal issues with, uh you know something from back then that that they've ripped off like okay there you go there you go so there it is and the three people involved in hey mickey got they got their writing credits on it

30:59.19
gav
Yeah.

30:59.31
Mad Dog
Oh, and odd.

31:01.19
Bevo
Yeah, right.

31:01.69
Mad Dog
So, hey, Mickey, he did. Hey, Mickey.

31:04.25
gav
No fucking way, did he?

31:05.43
Mad Dog
There it is. That's what it is.

31:07.52
gav
Okay.

31:11.15
Bevo
Well, there you go.

31:12.81
Chibbs
There you go.

31:13.56
Bevo
Well, there you go.

31:13.79
gav
There you fucking go.

31:14.86
Chibbs
iy Amy Allen ah was was nominated for the inaugural Songwriter of the Year award at the 65th Annual Grammys.

31:16.76
gav
Tony Basil, right. There you go.

31:24.36
Chibbs
And she's worked with Lizzo and Charlie XES and Sabrina Carpenter and Harry Styles. And she won a Grammy as part of Harry Styles' Harry's House album.

31:32.06
Mad Dog
What?

31:36.39
gav
Great fucking album.

31:36.77
Chibbs
So there you go. Christopher Brody Brown.

31:38.87
gav
Yeah.

31:40.53
Chibbs
um

31:42.11
gav
Christopher Slugger Brown.

31:43.30
Chibbs
Yeah, Christopher Brody. yeah yeah Well, not far off, Gavin.

31:46.60
Bevo
He's the kind of middle name.

31:49.24
Chibbs
He does have a middle name and famously was a member of the Crips.

31:50.97
gav
ze Oh

31:55.92
Chibbs
sure

31:56.00
Bevo
Ah, well, it's all coming together.

31:57.15
Mad Dog
The crypts!

31:58.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:59.40
Bevo
Also, I think I was named off mic before that when you kill someone, you gain a middle name.

31:59.84
Chibbs
ah

32:03.77
Bevo
So maybe that's what Chris Brown's done.

32:06.65
Chibbs
Chris Brody-Brianne.

32:07.05
gav
Yeah, fair enough.

32:07.87
Bevo
Yeah.

32:07.86
Mad Dog
Brody Brown.

32:08.92
Chibbs
He was shot at and jailed as a teenager, but since his incarceration has worked with Nipsey Hussle, Cee-Lo Green, Kesha, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, and Mark Ronson.

32:22.26
Mad Dog
Okay.

32:22.45
Chibbs
So, no bloods.

32:22.70
gav
Okay, yeah, fuck.

32:23.58
Bevo
Cool.

32:25.41
Mad Dog
No, no.

32:25.66
gav
Ha ha ha.

32:25.85
Mad Dog
Only blue.

32:26.33
Chibbs
Yeah, blue only, blue only.

32:26.82
Mad Dog
Blue all the way.

32:29.14
Bevo
Here's a fact for you. Chris Brown is in the, uh, the abusing, abusing Chris Brown.

32:32.11
Chibbs
Slugger. Yeah.

32:34.38
Bevo
His name is Maurice.

32:37.03
Chibbs
Really?

32:37.12
gav
More East!

32:37.27
Mad Dog
Okay.

32:37.36
Chibbs
yeah Okay.

32:37.80
Bevo
Hmm.

32:38.75
Mad Dog
I don't see him as a merese.

32:38.82
Chibbs
yes yeah He hasn't done enough to get his middle name out there yet.

32:40.98
Bevo
Another ah the fun fact about Chris Brown, he beats women.

32:44.69
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, woman basher.

32:49.84
Chibbs
Doesn't seem to hold back his career at all.

32:52.47
Mad Dog
No, it's just a blip on the radar.

32:52.63
Bevo
Yeah, no, yeah.

32:54.87
Chibbs
Yeah, just that little little accident that happened.

32:57.25
Mad Dog
Little, little spade bump.

32:58.77
Chibbs
yeah

32:59.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:59.22
Bevo
Oh my

32:59.80
Chibbs
Michael Chapman is credited as a songwriter here. He is born in 1947 and is an Australian record producer who was a major force in the British pop music industry in the 70s.

33:03.30
Bevo
God, it's happening.

33:12.36
Chibbs
He produced Blondie and the Nax breakthrough albums.

33:17.70
Bevo
He's, that name rings a real bell.

33:17.94
gav
Nice.

33:20.18
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go. Michael Chapman. Yeah, Blondie. Blondie's right.

33:23.18
Bevo
Mm.

33:23.62
Mad Dog
Blondie is good.

33:24.73
Chibbs
yeah

33:25.30
gav
Um, he also, he also produced, um, stuff for Smokey.

33:25.41
Chibbs
um boys friends

33:30.38
gav
So I'm guessing that he maybe also did Mickey. That might be the connection back to this one.

33:35.14
Chibbs
I think it's involved. I think there's three dudes that are all involved in Hey Mickey. Yeah. Roseanne Park.

33:35.81
gav
He, he, so yeah, Mike Chapman also involved in Mickey. Yep. Jesus.

33:43.96
Bevo
Rose and bar.

33:45.86
Chibbs
yeah yeah um What's MBE? It's a member of...

33:52.32
Bevo
Order of Britain or something like that.

33:53.55
Chibbs
Brit, something, yeah, she's got, okay, so she's got that, she's got that, M-V-E, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

33:53.72
Bevo
It's a member met member of the British Empire, I think it is.

33:58.96
gav
Oh shit, good honor.

33:59.73
Mad Dog
Jesus. Okay. What's she fucking done?

34:02.24
Chibbs
No one is, no one is Rosé, is a New Zealand born Australian, Australian raised female.

34:15.96
Bevo
Right.

34:16.21
Chibbs
and

34:16.82
Mad Dog
Right.

34:17.13
gav
They're not, of of Korean descent, I guess.

34:17.75
Mad Dog
So she's an Aussie.

34:20.53
Chibbs
Her parents are from South Korea.

34:22.55
gav
Yeah, yeah.

34:23.59
Mad Dog
Okay.

34:23.86
gav
So raised in raised in fucking Australia.

34:24.82
Chibbs
She had hadn't ah had nor set foot in Korea.

34:30.51
gav
No way.

34:30.59
Chibbs
um

34:30.97
Mad Dog
Can she speak Korean?

34:32.36
Chibbs
She can.

34:33.41
Mad Dog
Okay. Well, ticks one box.

34:34.44
Chibbs
Yeah, her parents are full on Korean. So she can't full blown Korean.

34:38.69
Mad Dog
Fully Korean.

34:41.65
Chibbs
um So Rose signed with the South Korean label YG Entertainment following a successful audition in Sydney in 2012 and had to train for four years before debuting as a member of the South Korean girl group Blackpink in 2016.

34:58.46
gav
Holy fuck, four fucking years. So hang on, hang on. They did an audition. They got a group together and they were like, you cunts have to work.

35:03.65
Chibbs
They did a, so they did a worldwide audition for this, this record label.

35:06.42
gav
You have to work every day for four years and then we'll debut you as a band.

35:08.09
Chibbs
Yeah. and Train. They call it training.

35:12.77
Mad Dog
training.

35:12.96
Chibbs
You train for four years and then debut as a band.

35:13.23
gav
Praying the fucking hell.

35:15.11
Bevo
yeah I can't come out tonight.

35:17.34
gav
That is fucking.

35:18.87
Bevo
I've got Korean pop band training.

35:19.73
Mad Dog
I've got K-pop training.

35:20.65
Chibbs
Training.

35:21.66
gav
ah

35:22.90
Chibbs
Which is why, because she's Australian, basically.

35:23.10
Bevo
yeah

35:25.51
gav
Yeah, yeah.

35:26.21
Chibbs
And she auditioned in Sydney and they went, yeah, cool. um Just come to Korea and train for four years as to be a K-pop artist. It's really worked out for her.

35:38.27
gav
Jesus, I guess it has. She's one of the biggest fucking artists in the world.

35:39.91
Mad Dog
Is she

35:41.07
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah it So black black, yeah, black pink are huge.

35:43.48
gav
ah She's a member of, she's a member of fucking Blackpink.

35:43.76
Bevo
Black pink is massive.

35:46.16
gav
So yes, she fucking is.

35:47.58
Bevo
We've done black pink on the pod, haven't we?

35:47.99
Mad Dog
is Is black pink a thing?

35:50.46
Chibbs
Yeah, they're like the female BTS.

35:50.60
gav
Blackpink is a Korean.

35:53.97
gav
That's what we're referring to.

35:54.41
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

35:54.69
gav
She trained every day for four years to be a member of Blackpink.

35:57.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

35:57.44
Mad Dog
Got it. Got it.

35:58.32
Bevo
have what Have we done black pink on the pod?

35:58.33
gav
And Blackpink are fucking massive.

36:00.11
Bevo
I think we have.

36:00.38
Chibbs
Have we done Blackpink?

36:01.79
Bevo
I can't remember.

36:02.92
Chibbs
I don't know.

36:02.97
gav
I think we did, no, we did, we did, we did, we did.

36:04.36
Chibbs
I think we did and the song was good.

36:05.01
gav
um Yeah, it was fucking good. Do you remember what it was?

36:08.32
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't remember what it was but I remember liking it.

36:09.32
gav
I can't remember what it was. Yeah.

36:12.19
Chibbs
um

36:12.52
Mad Dog
ah I love those Korean um artists that can't speak speak the English properly.

36:13.20
gav
Yeah.

36:17.03
Chibbs
Oh yeah.

36:18.77
Mad Dog
I send them to you guys from time to time.

36:19.07
Chibbs
This shit's great. Yeah.

36:20.97
Mad Dog
say good

36:21.09
Chibbs
It's real good.

36:22.13
gav
The worst part is, though, this isn't one of them because she's like, yeah, guys, what's going on? I'm fucking Rosé from Australia.

36:26.69
Bevo
i Hey!

36:27.11
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

36:27.69
Mad Dog
yeah

36:27.89
Bevo
Hey!

36:28.69
Chibbs
Odd like a glass of rose, eh?

36:29.11
gav
Hey. Yeah.

36:31.35
Bevo
Oh,

36:31.71
Mad Dog
ah

36:32.05
gav
No, no, no. In true Aussie form should say, can I have a glass of rose? Is that how you pronounce it? Is it fucking rose?

36:37.57
Bevo
ah you know, I'm in black pink, hey!

36:37.77
gav
Yep. I worked at a...

36:39.03
Mad Dog
I called myself that because I come from the fucking Barossa.

36:39.39
gav
I worked at a... I worked at a... ah Nice. I worked at, uh, I worked at a bottle shop for five years and people would come in all the time and be like, like it was usually fellas coming in being like, Hey, can you, can you tell me where the Rose is?

36:55.59
gav
Rose?

36:55.92
Bevo
but Bend over.

36:56.60
gav
And I'd be like, you've got a text from your missus, don't you? And they'd be like, yes.

36:59.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:59.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:01.11
gav
like It's pronounced Rose and it's right here.

37:04.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:04.95
gav
Every fucking I reckon almost every shift I caught that one Merlot was another fun one Cabernet do you guys get people walk up and like where's your where's your Cabernet?

37:07.71
Chibbs
That's great. Merlot's a good one.

37:09.94
Bevo
a lot yeah

37:10.30
Mad Dog
You got any fucking Merlot? Yeah.

37:16.15
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

37:16.19
Mad Dog
Where's your cabinet?

37:16.31
Bevo
yeah

37:17.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:17.41
gav
Yeah and in their defense wines Why names are fucking cooked so I understand

37:17.94
Chibbs
I'd like two glasses of Merlot and one cabinet.

37:25.84
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. The French are fucking stupid. Um, uh, on the 19th, yeah, the 19th on the 19th of September, 2010, Mars was arrested in Las Vegas at the hard rock casino for possession of cocaine.

37:29.53
gav
That's true. Sorry, shout out to all of our French listeners. You guys can't spell.

37:34.33
Bevo
Bonjour.

37:36.11
gav
You can't spell.

37:39.91
gav
oh Oh, what a legend.

37:41.32
Mad Dog
Oh, that's right.

37:44.36
Bevo
and

37:44.52
Mad Dog
I remember that.

37:45.74
Bevo
I've read up a bit then.

37:46.00
gav
I fucking... Yeah, that's that's great.

37:48.17
Chibbs
And he he tried to deny it for ages and be like, no, no, I didn't. Now eventually he's just like, yeah, fuck, I was in Vegas.

37:52.82
Mad Dog
Of course I did.

37:53.36
Chibbs
I was young.

37:54.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:55.07
Chibbs
Let me sit up.

37:55.30
Bevo
Young, successful and rich, he said.

37:57.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:57.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:57.73
gav
Yeah.

37:57.82
Chibbs
Well, speaking of being,

37:58.94
gav
He's like, i still do I still do heaps of cocaine in Vegas.

38:00.78
Chibbs
I still do eat the cake. Speaking of being young, successful and rich, in March 2024, not that long ago, it was alleged that Mars is $50 million dollars in debt due to gambling losses.

38:14.91
Bevo
Whoo!

38:15.07
gav
no fucking why No fucking way.

38:16.44
Mad Dog
Good grief.

38:17.87
Bevo
All right, my Charlie Brown.

38:18.07
Chibbs
and which which would Which would explain why Mars has had a nine-year Vegas residency at the Park NGM?

38:18.80
gav
way.

38:29.61
Bevo
He's calling the Elvis.

38:30.69
Mad Dog
east He's just chasing his tail.

38:30.72
gav
ah he speak

38:33.88
Chibbs
Don't you think that's wild?

38:34.08
gav
you

38:35.05
Chibbs
Bruno Mars is one of the biggest musicians in the world. He could go on tour and play stadiums everywhere, but he's just doing a residency in Vegas most of the time.

38:44.33
Mad Dog
what What do you think he's game is? Do you think he's on the fucking pokies, just slapping?

38:47.47
Chibbs
Nah, I don't reckon it's pokies. I think it is. like Bacharach or something.

38:52.99
Bevo
Oh, high stakes.

38:53.66
gav
It's, it's, it's, it's back, it's back room, back room Russian roulette.

38:54.50
Mad Dog
high High limit

38:56.42
Chibbs
Ma Zhong or some some shit.

39:00.05
Bevo
Three card Monty.

39:00.22
gav
That's what the fuck it is.

39:05.26
Chibbs
It's just the fucking the magic wheel or whatever the fucking.

39:06.45
Bevo
It's Gavin's dice game.

39:09.95
gav
ah By Gavin's dice game, you mean craps, which is certainly not my fucking dice game.

39:11.53
Bevo
Yeah.

39:14.07
Chibbs
Crabs.

39:16.74
Mad Dog
Ma Xiong.

39:17.32
Chibbs
ah

39:19.89
gav
yeah yeah ah ah I can just imagine like this room full of old Chinese men and then just Bruno Mars and he's like up to his up to his eyeballs in it.

39:25.24
Chibbs
and

39:26.59
Mad Dog
Just pumping durries. And dury and bit like being so deep in the hole, like he can't leave the table, just pissing his pants instead of getting up together.

39:31.30
gav
ah

39:36.36
Chibbs
yeah just like

39:38.41
gav
that that's how he that's That's how he came up with half of his hits. That's how he came up with, I want to be a billionaire.

39:43.97
Chibbs
24 carats in the air.

39:44.67
gav
So fucking bad.

39:45.92
Mad Dog
oh

39:46.71
gav
He's like.

39:49.32
gav
ah ah He's just so, so broke.

39:51.98
Mad Dog
Just can't wait to get off the stage.

39:54.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:54.50
gav
He's just. but

39:55.62
Bevo
going it I'm going all in on a four dot tile.

40:03.81
Mad Dog
Oh my god.

40:05.72
gav
Oh, fuck yeah.

40:06.80
Chibbs
um

40:08.06
gav
Fuck yeah.

40:08.40
Chibbs
alright it's um so it's It's produced by Bruno Mars.

40:11.12
Mad Dog
oh

40:14.74
Chibbs
so yeah Circuit.

40:14.76
gav
Sick.

40:17.34
Chibbs
We've spoken about circuit before.

40:18.57
Bevo
We have.

40:18.59
Chibbs
you isn seen He's ah in the Dr.

40:19.17
gav
Yeah, circuit, yeah.

40:22.65
Chibbs
Luke Max Martin posse. Yeah. um Omar Fedi, who's the Israeli behind Unholy by Sam Smith.

40:32.53
gav
Oh, I heard another one from the pod.

40:32.55
Chibbs
And Roger Chellade, we've spoken about before because he produced Sicko Mode by Travis Scott and First Class by Jack Hollow.

40:46.90
gav
Oh God.

40:47.19
Chibbs
Yeah, that's your production team. um Look, it's...

40:51.39
gav
that's that's ah That's a lot, that's a lot.

40:53.42
Chibbs
Yeah, but this is the but Bruno Mars.

40:53.54
gav
oh

40:55.38
Chibbs
I looked it up and this is the production team he brings to everything. It's just like this team, this team he brings to the table when he's producing anything.

40:59.68
gav
Oh, it's always the same gang.

41:05.94
Chibbs
But the whole thing, I just, I get it. I'm like, yeah, this is catchy. But the thing is just a Frankenstein of a song. It's like all the bait is the only thing that keeps all of the fucking body parts together.

41:20.28
Chibbs
It's like,

41:20.49
Bevo
Yeah, but that chorus is a different from a different song.

41:21.20
gav
Yeah Yeah,

41:24.46
Chibbs
the the choruses.

41:25.37
Bevo
and and and and and na and

41:26.78
Chibbs
Oh, that's that's Lady Gaga, right?

41:29.20
Bevo
Caught in a bad romance.

41:31.26
Chibbs
Yeah. I wonder how they got away with it.

41:33.52
gav
yeah

41:35.09
Bevo
Hmm.

41:35.51
gav
maybe they paid oh wait i'll tell you i'll tell you how they got away with it um uh circuit's most recent fucking listing is disease by lady gaga so i think he's working closely with her right now and probably was just like hey you wouldn't mind if i just fucking i'll tell you what

41:35.90
Bevo
It's not exactly. It's close enough, but it's not.

41:37.69
Chibbs
Real close.

41:47.21
Chibbs
Okay.

41:51.90
Chibbs
so Yeah, I know it's sort of like it, but you know, shut up, shut up.

41:52.72
Bevo
copy a melody I mean it's a pretty common like yeah mad dog you hit it

41:56.78
gav
I will say circuit, circuit, if you go into circuits wiki, his, his, um, his discography is so fucking stacked. That guy has worked on a crazy, crazy amount of shit.

42:07.11
Chibbs
It's working hard. ah Is there a video Bevo?

42:17.53
Mad Dog
manjo I don't know why that one tickled me so much.

42:20.37
Bevo
Gong.

42:23.09
Bevo
You know,

42:24.69
Chibbs
yeah

42:26.05
gav
Jesus Christ.

42:30.56
Mad Dog
I just love, he's 50 mil in the hole. Okay.

42:34.19
Bevo
Ma Zhong's Chinese, isn't it? It's Chinese game.

42:36.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:36.32
gav
It is.

42:36.69
Bevo
But I think about that.

42:36.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:37.45
Bevo
It's like a very typical Japanese thing where you hit hit hear a gong and it goes, yo!

42:43.76
Chibbs
That's the most racist thing that's ever been said on this podcast ever, ever.

42:51.12
Bevo
Oh my God, not me.

42:52.03
Chibbs
ah ah

42:53.94
Bevo
Um, I apologize in advance because this is very niche knowledge for the listeners who don't live in Dapto.

43:01.33
gav
okay

43:01.42
Mad Dog
Oh.

43:01.51
Bevo
Black leather, black leather, pink walls, sleazy moustaches. That's enough about the infamous Dapto Rosie's diner. They got shut down in the 80s for health code violations.

43:08.22
gav
Okay.

43:10.86
Bevo
This video has a Korean person in it.

43:11.00
gav
yeah

43:13.50
gav
what ah I mean, shes she's she's she's got Korean heritage.

43:15.09
Bevo
That's before I knew that she wasn't.

43:17.59
Chibbs
Yeah, She's of Korean descent.

43:17.86
Mad Dog
Rosie's diner.

43:20.13
Chibbs
Is this cultural appropriation?

43:24.44
Mad Dog
Is she from Dapto?

43:24.55
Bevo
No, could be.

43:25.76
Chibbs
It's from Melbourne.

43:26.40
gav
She might be. No, she's from Melbourne.

43:27.95
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

43:29.37
gav
She's the Dapto of Victoria.

43:29.87
Bevo
and there were No, they were i there were no Asian people in Dapto in the 90s.

43:31.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:35.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:36.64
Mad Dog
Large scale Dapto. Yes.

43:38.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:38.84
gav
Yeah, it's just it's just a slightly, slightly larger Dapto.

43:41.51
Bevo
We were not very multicultural not very multicultural in Dapto in the 90s, I'm afraid.

43:41.88
Mad Dog
Southern Dapto.

43:45.76
Chibbs
I don't have anything on the video. I mean, it's phoned in.

43:48.45
gav
Oh, no.

43:50.52
Mad Dog
I doubt they're in the same room.

43:50.57
Bevo
I think it's kind of fun.

43:50.55
Chibbs
Can I say that?

43:53.17
Bevo
i I love that Bruno Mars just has to prove that he plays the drums all the time.

43:53.56
Mad Dog
I think it's.

43:56.59
Chibbs
Yeah, over and over again.

43:57.46
gav
yeah i um i actually quite liked i thought the film clip had that weird like um that real real distinctive

43:57.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:58.76
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

43:58.83
Bevo
Yeah.

44:06.26
Bevo
It's got that wind up like sped up.

44:09.77
gav
I was going to say that like almost like late 90s, early 2000s, uh, kitsch sort of thing. That's like, you would have found it in, it looks like Dolly Mag come to life, your i mean which, which I don't hate.

44:18.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:18.49
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

44:19.22
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

44:19.51
Bevo
I like drawings on the top of the screen and ah yeah.

44:21.54
Mad Dog
I don't hate the...

44:21.78
gav
Yeah. The drawings on top of it. It's like, if you, if you pause, if you pause this film clip at literally any point, it could be as, it could just be a photo in Dolly magazine from that era.

44:24.04
Mad Dog
the yeah

44:31.42
Chibbs
ah Yeah, I mean, that's a K-pop thing there, right?

44:32.53
Bevo
get tell Yeah.

44:34.85
gav
I guess so, but it's it it comes through here and I'd i'd say that, yeah, this that that that that's the first thing that I kind of thought of.

44:35.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:42.34
Bevo
It's very like, it's like.

44:42.41
gav
And I don't ah don't hate it. It's oversaturated and it's fucking a lot going on and it's it's fun.

44:46.45
Chibbs
Hmm.

44:47.07
Bevo
And you can tell that they've gone, let's do five passes of this and then I'll just edit whatever happens.

44:52.36
Chibbs
Yeah, it seems like the entire thing was done in post.

44:56.06
Bevo
Yeah.

44:56.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:57.24
Bevo
Yeah. Just part sync. We'll play the song. You guys do whatever you want to do a couple of times and then we'll, we'll piece it together.

45:04.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:04.14
gav
I'll tell you what, I feel like um they're playing, so in the film clip, they're playing the drinking game that the song is based on. And I wonder if they did just get fucked up.

45:15.21
Chibbs
Apparently Bruno Mars said in their promotion thing that she kept trying to kiss him and and has continued to do so throughout the promotional tour and he doesn't seem that Stiked about it.

45:19.08
gav
Cause...

45:24.11
gav
Really?

45:26.59
Chibbs
Like it's almost like sexual harassment from her Yeah, yeah, ah yeah, yeah, that's a thing and they laugh about it ha ha ha Yeah, that's the Aussie enough

45:29.78
Mad Dog
Imagine if the roles were reversed, though.

45:30.71
gav
Wow.

45:33.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:36.17
gav
um That's interesting.

45:38.67
Mad Dog
Yeah. Harassment.

45:42.11
gav
Jesus Christ. Okay, good.

45:44.90
Mad Dog
ah Yeah, that's the awesome.

45:45.53
gav
Good. Yeah, she got that doll.

45:46.07
Bevo
I'm curious.

45:46.69
Mad Dog
Hey.

45:46.73
gav
She got that doll given.

45:48.32
Chibbs
got a dog in know yeah yeah that's true yeah that thing's not real just born there

45:49.52
Mad Dog
Hey, Bruno, can I have a lendier?

45:50.12
Bevo
um

45:54.67
gav
maybe Maybe she's not trying to kiss him.

45:55.67
Bevo
Pack her

45:56.23
gav
Maybe she just keeps getting Velcro'd to his tiny fucking moustache.

46:07.31
gav
Does she, yeah, does she have an ochre as fuck accent? No. or When did she move to Australia? Cause she was in New Zealand, I think until she was like four or six or something. Yeah.

46:16.62
Mad Dog
She's probably got some weird hybrid American accent.

46:18.00
gav
She'd have an Aussie accent. why so I think if you spent four years in Korea around people that only speak um English when an American accent, you'd probably, yeah, it'd start to rub.

46:21.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:25.43
Bevo
mate.

46:28.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:29.05
Chibbs
but

46:29.22
Bevo
and I'm gonna listen to it. So just excuse me if you can hear it.

46:33.51
gav
We cannot.

46:35.86
Bevo
Oh, it's yeah.

46:36.05
gav
We kind of can. Is she Aussie?

46:38.18
Bevo
Can you hear that?

46:38.25
gav
Does she sound Aussie?

46:39.06
Bevo
he was like what does apt mean it's like a gay where everybody has to stack their hands in the middle and whoever gets the number on the top takes a shot You know what it is?

46:45.51
Chibbs
Well, she's American.

46:46.29
gav
That's American as fuck. She sounds American as fuck.

46:47.49
Mad Dog
it's so

46:47.93
Bevo
It's that it's that American accent when you've, you've got an Australian accent, but you lived in America so long that it's become an American accent.

46:53.14
Chibbs
The Greg Norman.

46:53.37
Mad Dog
it's It's the Greg Norman.

46:54.72
Chibbs
It's the Greg Norman.

46:55.20
gav
But she's not- I don't think she's living- I don't think she's living in America.

46:55.24
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

46:55.92
Chibbs
I call that the shark.

46:57.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:58.31
gav
Where does she currently live? Because I think she's from fucking- Do all of Blackpink live in America?

47:00.30
Chibbs
yeah She must be in America.

47:04.05
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

47:05.69
Mad Dog
But there there is a weird phenomenon these days. Um, and I know this from being a school teacher where most kids that are just on iPads and shit all the time have little weird American accents.

47:20.65
Chibbs
Yeah, they ares are very American.

47:21.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:21.78
gav
I've, yeah, I've, yeah.

47:23.63
Mad Dog
Yeah. Which is fucking disgusting, by the way.

47:24.21
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah but Yeah.

47:26.72
Mad Dog
ah yeah

47:27.63
gav
It is pretty horrific.

47:28.42
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

47:29.43
Mad Dog
Oh,

47:29.61
Bevo
it's funny that's That's funny though, sorry.

47:29.78
Chibbs
All right. Well, before before Mad Dog gets too worked up, you want to play do you want to play a game?

47:33.78
Mad Dog
ah

47:35.69
Chibbs
and

47:35.80
Bevo
Just before we move on, if you've watched those videos of like people but getting interviewed in the sixties though, the Australian accent has changed so much, even like the eighties.

47:42.99
Mad Dog
Yeah, ah

47:47.20
Bevo
It just evolves and evolves. So it's going that way.

47:49.03
Mad Dog
yay fair enough.

47:51.41
Bevo
Yeah.

47:51.71
Chibbs
Game time?

47:52.60
Bevo
Game time.

47:52.91
Mad Dog
Game time.

47:52.97
gav
Let's do

47:58.96
Chibbs
Alright, it's like a squid game situation.

47:59.55
Mad Dog
The ultimate.

48:03.28
Chibbs
It's like yeah it's you you'll be eliminated.

48:03.51
gav
Ha ha, you had to reference it.

48:05.32
Chibbs
It's the ultimate skill.

48:06.65
gav
Can I just ask on this, if we're going to just quickly drop the drop the name, why the fuck is Mac is so involved in SWICK's squid game right now?

48:13.78
Chibbs
I don't know why the Happy Meal toys are like the mutilated corpses of Koreans.

48:17.41
gav
The Happy Hall of SWICK's squid game.

48:20.76
Mad Dog
Are they?

48:21.61
Bevo
dystopian.

48:23.10
gav
the entire everything in everything in Maccas right now is like all fucking in you cannot go within 200 yards of a fucking Maccas and it's squid game every fucking thing and it's just like imagine the kids because Maccas is like kind of a kids fucking thing as well imagine kids just being like mom and dad can I watch squid game yeah I'm still getting there I'm still getting there I still I still fuck with

48:24.20
Mad Dog
Are they?

48:24.51
Bevo
Yeah.

48:25.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:29.91
Bevo
All squid game all the time.

48:30.24
Mad Dog
That is a weird thing to jump onto.

48:32.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:39.57
Chibbs
and I think as soon as you turn 35, McDonald's makes you physically ill to eat.

48:40.20
Bevo
Yeah.

48:45.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:46.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:47.82
Mad Dog
is it Is it marketed towards kids like these squid game figures?

48:48.63
Chibbs
I have diarrhea instantly.

48:51.39
Bevo
diary well even when when squid game 1 came out that like kids were buying the masks and stuff yeah it's it's funny that it's the concept is very adult but the visuals are very good friendly yeah well the squid games are children's games

48:53.90
gav
I don't think so, but like Mac is is marketed towards kids.

48:54.82
Chibbs
The whole thing's marketed towards kids.

49:01.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:08.45
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah. True.

49:10.49
Chibbs
Okay, okay, Rosé.

49:10.86
gav
de's Hang on, hang on, hang on. If we're going to backtrack just slightly, there's an entire scene in Squid Games that's, I mean, there's a whole point. There's like a whole storyline in Squid Games. No, no, there's a whole storyline in Squid Games where they're using the contestants' organs.

49:21.28
Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

49:25.45
gav
They're harvesting the the the kid that bodies of the people that lose the games.

49:30.24
Chibbs
Not unlike this song.

49:31.63
Mad Dog
It's all interconnected.

49:31.75
gav
Not unlike this one. I think that's connected. I think this is maybe just a little bit suspicious. The timing of this one with the Squid Game Season 2 is suspicious.

49:38.45
Chibbs
OK.

49:40.07
Bevo
ah

49:40.15
Chibbs
All right, set this game. Let's go.

49:42.09
Bevo
Yeah, so Rosé only has ones where she's been on the like the talk shows so I'm gonna do Bruno because he does it once.

49:48.26
Chibbs
Oh, OK.

49:48.70
gav
Okay. In, in Las Vegas.

49:50.62
Bevo
30th of December 2020, yes 30th of December 2024, Dolby Live at Park MGM.

49:51.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:55.94
gav
You're so fucked.

49:57.99
Chibbs
Hide goons.

49:58.16
Bevo
11 songs,

50:01.23
Bevo
eleven songs but one of the 11 songs is basically a medley of uh one two three four five six seven eight songs i i will not say either way

50:11.49
Chibbs
Jesus.

50:11.88
gav
And hang on, hang on, hang on. Is this one of the eight?

50:16.57
Chibbs
Oh, okay.

50:18.10
Mad Dog
So you've got to say, Oh, okay. Yeah. Got it.

50:20.86
Chibbs
Uh, I'm going to go seventh.

50:25.98
gav
uh fifth we got a dog we got it it was a week it was a week can i have the can i just have can i have it can i have it chips can i have it

50:31.03
Chibbs
dog

50:31.16
Mad Dog
um Dog person. Fourth.

50:41.19
Chibbs
can i

50:51.64
Mad Dog
A dog person.

50:52.11
Chibbs
Dog, dog, person.

50:52.77
gav
gets me every fucking time.

50:53.61
Chibbs
ah Part person, part dog. yeah ah but What are you guessing, dog?

50:57.29
gav
He hasn't changed, he's a weak other dog person now.

50:57.42
Bevo
like I knew him as a kid too. I think he was like two years old.

51:00.27
Mad Dog
He was awake at a dog as a child. I said fourth.

51:04.66
Bevo
i think well yeah um So the first song is the medley and it's in there.

51:05.64
Chibbs
Oh, OK.

51:09.96
Bevo
So yeah, technically first, I'm guessing.

51:10.77
gav
Ah.

51:10.86
Chibbs
First.

51:13.82
Bevo
So young, wild and free grenade talking to the moon, nothing on you. AP thing, die with a smile, leave the door open and F. Fuck you.

51:22.09
Chibbs
like Okay, cool, great.

51:23.30
Bevo
For the first opener.

51:24.32
gav
Hang on, Celo Green, fuck you, it's Bruno Mars in that.

51:26.10
Bevo
He wrote that. Yeah. Yeah.

51:27.36
gav
Oh, what the fuck?

51:28.36
Chibbs
So this song, a little bit of legacy, the song was a commercial success and spent 10 weeks atop the Billboard Global 200. Yeah, it's, um, it's Rose and Ma's second number one single and the longest running number one single of 2024. Yeah.

51:44.66
gav
Jesus fucking Christ.

51:44.76
Chibbs
and so In South Korea, it peaked at number one. ah

51:50.20
gav
That's not surprising.

51:51.19
Chibbs
Yeah, it also peaked in Australia at number one. It topped the charts in New Zealand, Austria, Germany, Indonesia, the Philippines, and Switzerland.

52:03.63
Chibbs
It's just a fucking hit, basically.

52:04.27
gav
Shout out Philippines.

52:05.96
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

52:06.17
Bevo
When I heard it, the first time I heard it, I was like, this is coming off to work.

52:06.25
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

52:06.91
Chibbs
And what's weird here is that like, so it was named Song of the Year by the South Korean research company, Gallup, Gallup Korea's annual public survey conducted in 2034.

52:19.74
Chibbs
What sounds more fucking Korean than a research company? like What do you do?

52:24.98
gav
ah

52:25.14
Mad Dog
yeah Jesus.

52:25.59
Chibbs
Research?

52:26.29
gav
Research.

52:26.40
Chibbs
You just do research. And it's become used as a protest song in the 2024 South Korean martial law crisis.

52:34.61
gav
Oh, no way.

52:36.01
Chibbs
This is a protest song.

52:38.21
gav
That's dope.

52:40.03
Chibbs
I'm coming to get ya.

52:41.54
gav
Is it because they were confined to their apartments for a very brief period of time?

52:43.46
Chibbs
I guess. Yeah, maybe apartment, apartment, apartment.

52:46.49
gav
Yeah.

52:47.59
Chibbs
Learn to enjoy your apartment.

52:47.75
gav
What were you saying, Bevo? The first time you heard this one?

52:53.08
gav
mad a Bevo?

52:54.00
Mad Dog
Oh, excuse me.

52:54.51
Bevo
Oh, sorry. i ah I moved ahead and I'm watching Robbie Williams trip off.

52:55.01
Mad Dog
yep

52:57.76
Chibbs
All right, okay.

52:58.36
gav
Jesus Christ, man.

52:59.74
Chibbs
All right, well, we've got one more game one more game to play.

53:00.04
gav
come the keep Keep your head in the fucking game.

53:04.71
gav
Jesus fucking Christ.

53:04.79
Bevo
I'm finished with this episode.

53:10.24
gav
Nothing but nothing but network.

53:13.69
Chibbs
Okay, I don't know why it's so fucking long.

53:14.16
Mad Dog
Somehow this episode's become 55 minutes.

53:16.40
Bevo
Yeah. yeah we We're talking about other things.

53:17.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

53:17.49
Chibbs
This should have been 30 minutes.

53:17.93
gav
Yeah, fuck. This is, we've gone, ah we've gone over the top here.

53:20.17
Chibbs
Yeah, too long.

53:21.94
Bevo
Talking about the off haven't.

53:22.05
gav
There was a lot of tangents.

53:22.13
Chibbs
Rosé, what do you think Rosé is worth in 2025, dawg?

53:27.04
Mad Dog
Well, fuck. Um, I had no idea who she was.

53:30.82
gav
Blackpink and massive.

53:31.20
Mad Dog
I had.

53:31.71
Chibbs
She's Australian.

53:32.18
gav
She's massive.

53:32.62
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. Well,

53:35.31
gav
They pay, they pay her in, in, in, fuck, I don't know the national currency of Korea.

53:38.48
Bevo
the nation.

53:38.93
Chibbs
Aussie dollars?

53:39.58
Mad Dog
I'm just going to go out and say 538

53:42.32
gav
It's already dues.

53:46.89
Mad Dog
billion Korean won.

53:50.36
Chibbs
I think that's like $37.

53:50.67
gav
yeah

53:52.33
Mad Dog
Yeah. So ah no like seriously, let's say like a hundred mil.

53:53.41
gav
but

53:53.82
Chibbs
All right, Gav.

53:56.26
gav
Um.

53:58.84
gav
um What have you got 100? Nah, I'm going, I'm going 65 mil.

54:06.96
Chibbs
not but

54:08.08
Bevo
No, 30.

54:08.80
Chibbs
It's worth 20 million.

54:10.86
gav
Oh, fuck.

54:11.30
Mad Dog
I had no idea.

54:11.73
Bevo
Okay. Yep. That's pretty good.

54:12.82
Chibbs
Bruno Mars. What do you think Bruno Mars is worth in 2025, Gavo?

54:17.31
Bevo
He's in debt. um Also 30 mil.

54:21.36
Chibbs
ah Gav.

54:22.58
gav
65.

54:24.19
Chibbs
Dog.

54:26.22
Mad Dog
Isn't he negative 50?

54:27.28
Chibbs
Oh, he's 50. He's 50 mil in the hole, but, you know, he's got net worth.

54:30.08
Bevo
He's playing it back bit by bit.

54:31.26
Mad Dog
Oh, I got it.

54:32.45
gav
I forgot, I forgot that he's heavily gambling.

54:33.08
Mad Dog
Oh, 150.

54:35.51
Chibbs
Oh, 175.

54:37.30
Bevo
Okay.

54:37.48
Mad Dog
There you go.

54:37.95
gav
Oh sch shit.

54:38.63
Chibbs
That's worth $175 million.

54:38.71
gav
How can you be, how can he be $50 million dollars in debt if he's worth 170?

54:39.99
Chibbs
dollars It's not liquid.

54:43.15
Bevo
Yeah.

54:43.75
gav
Ah, fair enough. He's hes these assets are never find the button, can you, Chibs?

54:46.53
Chibbs
Yeah. That's it. Alright, let's write this

55:04.70
Chibbs
Alright, we're gonna write this out of um how high your apartment was that you decided to swan dive out of during the martial law crisis of 2024.

55:12.50
gav
Nice yeah You're a splat

55:17.18
Chibbs
10 stories up and you are well and truly dead. One and you are hospitalised. What do you give this out of 10, Gavin?

55:24.12
Bevo
one bottom floor, you just step out the window.

55:27.26
gav
Um, I'm going, I'm going a third floor dive. I'm going to third floor dive. I don't, I don't, I don't like love it, but it's catchy as fuck.

55:35.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

55:35.26
gav
Obviously because of the Hey Mickey business Bruno Mars. I like on general principle. Um, so yeah, no, it's a three. It's a three. It's, it's catchy and I'm fucking here for it.

55:47.66
Bevo
Yeah, I had a lot of fun listening to this and I really liked Bruno Mars and I'm gonna give it a two.

55:50.02
gav
Yeah.

55:56.19
Mad Dog
I'm also a big fan of Bruno Mars, but and that's the only reason why um I didn't even know who she was.

56:01.55
Chibbs
I just like Koreans.

56:03.59
gav
a

56:05.01
Chibbs
ah

56:06.98
Mad Dog
So I'm going to do an insane amphibian, a four.

56:12.87
gav
Oh, Crazy Frog 4.

56:13.44
Chibbs
Ring a ding ding. Bam bam bam. I'll keep that amphibian writing. And I will also give it a four.

56:24.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

56:25.79
gav
This is not a Crazy Frog theme.

56:26.07
Chibbs
ah No, that's not.

56:28.17
gav
that was

56:29.19
Chibbs
No, not at all. Anyway, ah that went for at least 20 minutes longer than it should have.

56:34.97
Bevo
Yep, sorry guys.

56:35.76
Chibbs
And yeah, sorry about that.

56:36.07
gav
Yeah, Jesus, what happened tonight?

56:38.59
Chibbs
um ah We promise next week's will be much shorter and snappier.

56:39.70
gav
Yeah.

56:42.25
Bevo
Much, much shorter.

56:44.01
Chibbs
All right.

56:44.17
gav
To the point.

56:44.86
Chibbs
Thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

56:47.17
Bevo
yeah