Rock DJ - Robbie Williams

"Rock DJ: A Twisted Tune of Desire and Flesh"

In a neon-soaked world of pulsating beats and shadowy longing, Robbie Williams is a charismatic man who yearns for connection but finds himself trapped in a nightmarish dance floor purgatory. The women watch him, indifferent, as he struts his moves in a desperate bid for their attention.

But when charm and rhythm fail, Robbie unleashes his most shocking act yet: he begins to strip away the layers—first his clothes, then his very skin. As he peels back the flesh to reveal raw muscle and sinew, the crowd’s apathy turns into ravenous obsession. What follows is a grotesque feeding frenzy where desire and horror intertwine.

This macabre tale blends seductive allure with visceral terror, leaving you questioning the lengths we’ll go to be seen—and the monstrous appetites lurking just beneath the surface.

Dare you step onto the "Rock DJ" dance floor?

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Transcript

00:41.52
Chibbs
This is a 1001 songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, it makes you want to find a permanent marker and draw a Hitler moustache on yourself.

00:51.82
gav
ah wow Wow.

00:53.33
Mad Dog
a Very topical.

00:55.13
gav
Relevant.

00:55.81
Bevo
More of a Charlie Chaplin, I think.

00:55.91
gav
Relevant. Yeah.

00:58.47
Bevo
um No, kind no context, Gavin.

00:58.73
Chibbs
It's more of like a early 2000s Jordan, Michael Jordan.

00:59.09
gav
Do you want to throw some context?

01:04.73
Chibbs
No context needed.

01:04.94
gav
No, no context.

01:06.18
Chibbs
No context needed.

01:06.23
Bevo
like context

01:06.42
gav
Okay. to just Just listeners know that it involves Bevo.

01:07.38
Bevo
is

01:11.12
Chibbs
Oh, they knew that it was a Hitler.

01:12.52
Mad Dog
There.

01:12.76
Chibbs
thing then

01:14.57
Bevo
william

01:14.92
Chibbs
and you they would have she yeah that's right Speaking of Hitler, we are doing Rock DJ by Robbie Williams.

01:15.40
Mad Dog
It goes without saying.

01:17.00
gav
Oh my God.

01:24.39
Bevo
No context.

01:45.40
Bevo
I've just um just got one for for Dan Southern's song things.

01:50.21
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

01:51.25
Bevo
When the DJ offers me a rock.

01:55.19
Chibbs
I don't want to rock.

01:56.49
gav
I don't want to rock.

01:57.58
Chibbs
That's great. That's great.

01:59.07
gav
Nice.

01:59.49
Chibbs
Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah.

02:01.41
Bevo
was there

02:01.63
Chibbs
Yeah. Let him know that.

02:02.98
Bevo
they'll have to yeah

02:03.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:07.11
Chibbs
All right. Rock DJ Robbie Williams. Let's go. There's a lot of lyrics here.

02:13.07
Bevo
Light speed,

02:15.09
Chibbs
Okay. Look, I will introduce you if you want.

02:18.69
gav
Yeah, no, let's, let's, let's do it. Let's do a proper episode. Let's do it. I feel like, I i feel like this song.

02:22.88
Chibbs
You just get all worked up when you don't get introduced. You're like, no one will know Gavin was involved.

02:26.78
gav
Well,

02:27.88
Bevo
People have to know.

02:28.72
gav
I've got a complex because my name was off the theme song for about three fucking years.

02:28.89
Mad Dog
but but For years, yeah, it's all right.

02:32.85
Chibbs
Three years, fair enough. But it's there now, isn't it?

02:35.50
gav
I know, I know.

02:35.75
Chibbs
Bevos here, trusty beverage.

02:37.71
Bevo
Am I delayed or what was my comic timing really bad tonight?

02:42.84
gav
ah bit your Your comic timing's bad every night.

02:46.02
Bevo
Yeah. it's true What if I tell the old classic knock knock?

02:47.17
gav
Nah, I'm kidding. ah Are you delayed? I can't tell. Wave at us.

02:53.72
gav
You know, he's delayed.

02:53.78
Mad Dog
You delayed a little bit.

02:55.06
gav
Yeah.

02:55.45
Bevo
Yeah. Should we ah fix it?

02:58.44
gav
Yeah, let's refresh.

02:58.67
Chibbs
I'll stop it.

00:01.81
Chibbs
Gavin's here.

00:02.98
gav
Yes. he flucked Thank you very much.

00:06.47
Chibbs
Trusty Beverage.

00:07.66
Bevo
Yo.

00:08.77
Chibbs
That dog.

00:11.37
Chibbs
Oh, nice. Nice, to the point.

00:16.69
Chibbs
Robbie Williams is a thinking man. He's a man of the people.

00:22.25
Mad Dog
An intellectual.

00:23.31
Chibbs
Yeah, yep. He's got to think, yeah.

00:26.20
gav
Wait, did you, did you introduce, did you introduce the song already?

00:27.43
Bevo
Isn't it

00:29.56
gav
I don't remember that happening.

00:29.67
Chibbs
Yeah, we already did that.

00:31.26
gav
Oh my God.

00:31.62
Bevo
funny Mary just goes, whoop.

00:31.82
gav
I'm fucking.

00:33.42
Bevo
It just happened like 20 seconds ago. and ah does' I do it all the time.

00:36.10
Chibbs
ah

00:36.53
gav
Yeah, I've also had most of a fucking bottle of red wine and it's all starting to get a little bit law bit shimmery around the edges.

00:37.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:43.57
Chibbs
Scary.

00:45.44
gav
No, it's it's scary when I'm sober, Chibs, you know this.

00:45.59
Bevo
Get a way to see.

00:50.23
Chibbs
Verse one. Me with the floor show kicking with your torso. Boys getting high and the girls even more so.

01:01.99
Chibbs
Wave your hands if you're not with the man. Can I kick it? Yes you can.

01:06.77
gav
Yes, you can.

01:08.26
Chibbs
I got funk. You got soul. We got everybody. I've got the gift. Gonna stick it in the goal. It's time to move your body.

01:20.30
Bevo
can i Can I highlight two two lines in this verse?

01:20.53
gav
Okay, so this song, this song is definitely about the fact that, yeah.

01:25.74
Bevo
Sorry Gavin, you just finished your thought.

01:27.25
gav
No, no, you go, you go.

01:29.95
Bevo
Two lines in this verse that I thought incorrectly were different lyrics and now I know they're not.

01:35.00
gav
Yeah.

01:35.68
Bevo
ah Wave your hands if you're not with, I always thought it was wave your hands if you're not with a man.

01:36.10
Mad Dog
listen

01:36.10
Chibbs
Hmm.

01:41.50
Bevo
Like it's kind of a different way of saying single ladies, let me know you're at present.

01:41.76
gav
Yeah, I thought that too.

01:45.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:45.52
gav
Yeah, exactly.

01:47.27
Bevo
Wave your hands if you're not with the man.

01:47.33
gav
Yeah.

01:48.48
Mad Dog
Yeah, it makes sense.

01:49.22
Bevo
It's like, you don't have a job at Commonwealth Bank or something like that.

01:50.51
Chibbs
Who's the man?

01:52.03
gav
Yeah, who is the man in this?

01:53.61
Chibbs
Like feds? They're saying like, if you're not a fucking narc.

01:55.31
Bevo
Yeah, maybe.

01:56.43
gav
Wave your hands if you're not with the feds.

01:58.26
Mad Dog
Stick it to the man.

01:58.99
gav
And also I'm going to, I'm going to guess this one Bevo, cause I always thought it was, I got the gift going to stick it in a girl or in the girl.

02:05.29
Bevo
Oh, no, I thought it was I've got the gift I've got the gift gonna stick it in your gob

02:06.46
Mad Dog
Oh.

02:06.52
Chibbs
I'm sure.

02:11.33
gav
Oh, that's,

02:13.68
Mad Dog
ah I'll be fucking you.

02:15.44
Chibbs
yeah um

02:17.12
gav
that's better if anything.

02:19.31
Chibbs
yeah that yeah um I reckon for sure he says girl, but they just when they wrote the lyrics were like just make that goal.

02:30.65
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

02:32.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:32.53
gav
Yeah, maybe, maybe. Um, can we just, can we just agree that this song is definitely about hiding a corpse?

02:39.15
Mad Dog
I was going to say this is about serial killers.

02:42.05
gav
Yeah, no, yeah, I feel like, yeah, he's, he's took the ah the opening line he mentions, speaking with your torso, if you've got it, if there's a torso in the house, yeah, yeah, I don't think, yeah, yeah, 100%.

02:42.21
Mad Dog
Um,

02:48.78
Chibbs
Anytime you only mentioned specifically a torso, you are hacking up someone.

02:52.34
Mad Dog
yeah, it's, it's, you only refer to something as a torso when it's already dead.

02:58.20
Chibbs
Yeah, and it doesn't, it no longer has its head or arms or legs.

02:58.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:01.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:03.17
Bevo
Yeah, it's directly addressing the hands when he says, wave them if you're not with the man, the man the hands belong to originally.

03:04.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:04.22
gav
And then by the end, um,

03:10.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:11.07
gav
Yeah. but and I feel like it's really bookended though, because that was the first line and then the last line, it's time to move your body.

03:12.66
Chibbs
ah

03:18.93
gav
It's like, it's time to, the police, the police know where it is.

03:21.72
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

03:21.77
gav
It's time to fucking get it out of there.

03:22.65
Mad Dog
It's like revisiting the scene of the crime.

03:26.11
gav
Yeah. You got it. You got to go, you got to, it's a roll of the dice because the police.

03:26.78
Mad Dog
and

03:28.12
Chibbs
All good serial killer knows you need to move that body every three to four years.

03:28.23
Mad Dog
yeah

03:34.13
Mad Dog
yeah

03:34.36
gav
Yeah. That's, that's the only way to get it done.

03:35.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:35.74
Mad Dog
yeah

03:36.51
Chibbs
yeah

03:36.54
gav
Yeah.

03:37.74
Mad Dog
It's time to move your body.

03:41.36
gav
Ah, he's got the stinger, he's got the stinger. Oh my God, I'm gonna save.

03:45.29
Chibbs
and he's so in He's so enthusiastic.

03:50.34
gav
I'm gonna save that as a reminder in my phone every four years, because that body that I buried back in Can we talk about it?

03:53.80
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen this new Robbie Williams movie that he's got out. Apparently it's, apparently it's unreal. Like all, all.

04:02.98
gav
Because so it came up in the chat a while ago, we were talking about the fact that in the film, Robbie Williams, his character is played by a primate of some kind, kind I'm guessing a chimpanzee.

04:04.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:12.00
Bevo
Chip and Z.

04:13.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:14.26
Bevo
I think so.

04:14.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:15.36
gav
um I think that's so fucking dope. I love the concept. I think that's, like and I think it's brilliant.

04:18.86
Chibbs
Apparently it's really good. it It is a musical. Obviously it's using all of his songs and telling his life story, but yeah.

04:23.95
Bevo
You know, it's, it's weird. This it's like the zeitgeist because Pharrell has a documentary out where he's played by a Lego man.

04:31.14
Chibbs
Yes.

04:31.47
Bevo
So it's like, it's like this new Renaissance of.

04:31.81
gav
Oh, I haven't seen it. Have you seen it?

04:33.33
Chibbs
Yeah. No, I haven't seen it, but the whole thing's Lego.

04:34.28
Bevo
no Yeah.

04:36.28
Chibbs
It's a Lego movie, but it's Pharrell's story.

04:36.36
gav
Fuck. That's actually so sick.

04:38.74
Bevo
Yeah. And it's like this new, like Renaissance of rock biopics, but in weird formats.

04:38.99
Chibbs
um The

04:44.39
Bevo
Very cool.

04:46.31
gav
Yeah, I like that.

04:46.42
Chibbs
The, I haven't seen it. I do hope when it gets to the Rock DJ part, it sort of seems similar to um like Kevin Spacey's apartment in seven. so

04:57.91
gav
ah

04:58.17
Mad Dog
but

05:00.52
gav
Just notebooks filled with art the lyrics.

05:01.00
Chibbs
His notebooks filled with fucking scribbles.

05:03.35
gav
These lyrics wall to wall.

05:04.20
Chibbs
You can see where he's filed his fingerprints off.

05:06.74
gav
Yes.

05:07.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:09.63
Chibbs
It's time to move your body.

05:10.50
gav
Oh, fuck. I've got to watch seven again, man.

05:12.88
Mad Dog
it

05:13.27
gav
Fuck.

05:13.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:14.04
Mad Dog
Good movie.

05:15.01
Chibbs
and china

05:15.02
gav
It's a great fucking movie.

05:15.13
Mad Dog
Um, this, this fucking ah hits the serial killer, um, theme, the narrative here.

05:15.98
Chibbs
yeah

05:26.09
Chibbs
It does, yeah, it's it.

05:26.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:27.30
gav
Yeah, as far as as far as um first verse red flags go, we're fucking, we're right in the Chinese embassy on this one.

05:33.03
Mad Dog
I've just scanned down the page and I think it still tracks. So yeah.

05:36.26
Chibbs
Pre-chorus.

05:36.60
gav
Nice, I'm excited, I'm excited about it.

05:38.50
Chibbs
Pre-chorus. Babylon back in business. Can I get a witness?

05:42.95
gav
anymore

05:43.70
Chibbs
Every girl, every man. Ho, ho, ho.

05:50.33
Bevo
No, what am I gonna do?

05:50.44
Chibbs
Houston, do you hear me? Ground control.

05:53.99
Mad Dog
i oh Can I get a witness?

05:57.40
Bevo
Santa.

05:57.70
Chibbs
Ground control, can you feel me? Need permission to land.

06:05.71
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

06:06.48
gav
Yeah.

06:07.15
Chibbs
He's like, and I'm not, I won't hurt you. I just want to know if you saw anything.

06:12.04
gav
Did you, did you, did you happen to see something?

06:12.11
Chibbs
Did you just say anything? Did you see what just went in the boot of my car?

06:19.45
Mad Dog
ah

06:19.62
Chibbs
yeah

06:19.80
gav
oh Nice.

06:22.52
Bevo
Ground control, he's talking about digging up a plot.

06:22.63
gav
Um, yeah.

06:26.43
gav
Controlling the ground into a grave shape.

06:27.87
Chibbs
it's the fight it's the fight It's the number you ring before you dig.

06:31.82
gav
Die before you dig.

06:34.02
Chibbs
yeah Make sure he's not going to hit a gas lawn while he's trying to dispose of this corpse.

06:34.45
Mad Dog
ah

06:37.05
gav
Oh my God.

06:38.61
Bevo
Ground control.

06:38.92
gav
For the record. I think that, I think that number is actually in Australia, at least double one, double zero. If anyone's interested.

06:43.91
Chibbs
Is it?

06:44.40
gav
up Yep.

06:45.13
Bevo
Ground control.

06:45.16
gav
Die before you dig double one, double zero.

06:46.08
Chibbs
That's what he said. That's all ground control.

06:48.12
Bevo
Yes.

06:48.35
gav
like bring

06:48.81
Chibbs
ah If you will.

06:49.48
gav
yeah

06:50.27
Mad Dog
It's so nice.

06:52.50
Chibbs
Well, it does say, can you feel me? Like, it's like, it's, I know it's not called grand control, but you know, grand control, like, can you feel me?

06:58.30
gav
that That yeah. Can you feel me? that that Yeah. Something like that.

07:00.20
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can feel you.

07:01.47
gav
Yeah. I feel you.

07:02.55
Mad Dog
Do you reckon that's what land landscapers call themselves?

07:03.85
Chibbs
yeah

07:06.67
Mad Dog
Ground controllers?

07:06.70
Chibbs
Grand control.

07:08.32
Bevo
I like coffee barristers.

07:09.03
Chibbs
Yeah, that would look good on a business card.

07:10.43
gav
That'd be a great name for a business, Major Tom Ground Control. For a landscaper.

07:18.69
Mad Dog
ma

07:19.39
Chibbs
you I see you've um got a fairly high rank in the military it's like oh no no no the chorus goes now I can't get Bevo's thing about just being handed rocks by DJ out of my head

07:19.44
Mad Dog
well

07:22.15
Mad Dog
up

07:24.23
gav
yeah yeah

07:26.94
Mad Dog
I'm kind of a big deal in the ground control world.

07:27.18
gav
yeah

07:31.88
gav
Which is what I call landscaping.

07:40.11
Bevo
like

07:43.41
Bevo
or Or the DJ is made out of rocks like the like ah the never ending story guy.

07:48.10
gav
Oh, so you don't want, you don't want to, you don't want a rock DJ.

07:52.31
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:52.45
Bevo
know

07:52.52
gav
Like you don't want a DJ made of rock.

07:53.19
Mad Dog
a Yeah.

07:54.78
gav
I like that.

07:54.90
Chibbs
Don't fuck those turntables up if they're made of rocks.

07:56.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:57.51
gav
They absolutely would.

07:58.55
Chibbs
yeah

08:01.23
Chibbs
People are so, he's a real precise about putting it on the turntable, the thing, and then the DJ turns up and he's just a bolder man. Doosh, doosh, doosh.

08:12.78
Chibbs
Like the thing out of the fucking Fantastic Four.

08:15.02
Bevo
Yeah.

08:15.76
Mad Dog
yes

08:16.01
gav
know

08:18.56
Chibbs
ah I don't want a rock DJ.

08:23.06
Chibbs
But you're making me feel so nice. When's it gonna stop, DJ? Because you're keeping me up all night.

08:30.62
gav
Very mixed messages here.

08:32.39
Chibbs
ah you know This Gavin, this is... this we've We've gone back in time here. This is like a prequel to the murder.

08:38.46
gav
Yeah, okay. So he's pissed off that there's a DJ playing all night.

08:41.18
Chibbs
He's upstairs neighbors of DJ.

08:43.72
gav
Yeah, I see.

08:43.78
Chibbs
Upstairs neighbors of DJ.

08:46.02
gav
Bass thumping through the ceiling at all hours.

08:46.27
Chibbs
And at first, at first, yeah, they're just playing like a light jazz sort of thing.

08:51.56
Mad Dog
Yeah, it was fine.

08:51.78
gav
Yeah, yeah.

08:52.02
Chibbs
And he's like, this is this is actually making me feel nice. This isn't too bad at all. And then it hits to like 11, 30 p.m. and it just kicks over to the hardcore trance, Euro trance.

09:03.04
Mad Dog
It's just Eurotran, it's just fucking dubstep and like...

09:05.57
gav
ah

09:05.91
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just it's just like... It's just like...

09:09.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:10.44
Chibbs
Yeah, and he's just like... You keeping me up all night and now...

09:15.88
Mad Dog
I'm...

09:15.96
Chibbs
where When's it going to stop?

09:17.16
Mad Dog
I'm gonna turn you into a torso.

09:18.28
gav
yeah

09:19.29
Chibbs
I'll make it stop. yeah You know who can't DJ?

09:21.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:25.07
Chibbs
A torso. Torsos can't DJ.

09:28.49
gav
yeah ah

09:29.55
Mad Dog
An armless, headless torso.

09:31.31
gav
um the the The arms that used to belong to that torso can definitely DJ, but they're in a ditch in Cronulla.

09:31.93
Chibbs
Yeah. Time to move your body.

09:39.53
Mad Dog
thank Incrednala.

09:43.43
Chibbs
That is where bodies would end up in a ditch in Crinola.

09:45.34
gav
I feel like a ditch in Cronulla is

09:46.53
Chibbs
Just enough out of the city.

09:46.66
Mad Dog
Maybe in a dune, like a sand dune or something.

09:48.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:48.87
gav
Yeah. Oh, on Cronulla beat, maybe?

09:51.72
Chibbs
They always find them on the beach. They always find them on the beach.

09:53.34
gav
Yeah.

09:53.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:54.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:54.52
gav
Usually the way it goes.

09:54.67
Bevo
erosion yeah it's the tides for you

09:55.61
Chibbs
That's schoolboy. Schoolboy shit.

09:57.40
Mad Dog
That's Bush Lake.

09:58.55
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, absolutely.

09:59.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:00.63
gav
What's late?

10:01.03
Chibbs
Verse two. Let's see what this psychopath has to say for himself. Singing in the classes music for your masses.

10:10.82
gav
ah

10:13.32
Chibbs
sorry singing in your classes music for the masses give no head no backstage passes okay have a proper giggle i'll be quite polite but when i rock the mic i rock the mic right you got no love when you're with the wrong man it's time to move your body

10:13.33
gav
Masters.

10:23.37
Mad Dog
Bingo!

10:39.64
Chibbs
If you can get a girl, if you can't get a girl, but your best friend can, it's time to move your body.

10:41.49
gav
If you can't.

10:47.01
gav
Okay. So in that, in that last slide, if you can't get a girl but your best friend can have a son or your body, he's definitely keeping the body in his apartment like Jeffrey Dahmer and it's stinking up the place.

10:57.32
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:57.91
gav
And he's inviting girls back to the apartment. They're like, oh man, I've just walked in here. It fucking stinks. I'm pretty sure that's a corpse in the corner. And he's like, nah, baby, just chill out. It's all good.

11:08.49
Chibbs
Hey!

11:08.79
gav
And, and Robbie Williams is like, guy, guy, move the body.

11:09.44
Chibbs
but

11:12.59
Chibbs
it Just, oh, enough.

11:13.19
gav
It's time to move your body.

11:14.54
Chibbs
This body's been ages.

11:14.55
Bevo
Well, it's, there's a few clues in here.

11:15.00
Mad Dog
My, my phrase is on the fritz.

11:16.54
gav
It's been here for too fucking long.

11:18.18
Mad Dog
It's fine.

11:18.34
Chibbs
but

11:19.13
gav
Yeah.

11:19.15
Bevo
There's a few clues in here that this is ah a joint effort and it's a competition between two killers because he says, he says, if you can't get a girl, but your best friend can, it's time to move your body out ill, but it's also give no head because he's got spares, but he won't.

11:29.73
gav
oh Oh yeah.

11:33.35
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:33.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:34.68
gav
Okay. I see.

11:35.91
Bevo
Yeah.

11:36.65
gav
So two competing serial killers.

11:38.57
Bevo
Yeah.

11:38.61
gav
I'm not going to say that this is the best thing that's ever happened, but it's not for.

11:42.42
Chibbs
um i'm just I'm going to see the Robbie Williams movie if this is what it's about.

11:46.78
gav
If I assume it's a psychological, psychological thriller, the best man win.

11:48.02
Chibbs
competingerial Competing serial killers.

11:49.22
Mad Dog
give yeah moving moving bodies around like a chessboard.

11:55.76
Bevo
Yeah, that's what's called better man.

11:59.94
Chibbs
ahs The best man.

12:01.12
Mad Dog
The better man.

12:01.37
Chibbs
The better man.

12:03.78
Bevo
Self taught. No, listen.

12:06.10
gav
Thank you very much. pop

12:06.98
Chibbs
Thanks.

12:07.08
Mad Dog
Think pop.

12:07.53
Chibbs
ah

12:09.61
gav
ah

12:10.00
Chibbs
um We've got two choruses in a row again, just kept being kept up all night. He's just really going back and driving that point home that he needs to get some sleep.

12:21.59
gav
Oh wait, wait, you missed it you missed the pre-chorus.

12:21.88
Chibbs
e

12:25.39
gav
You went straight from verse two to the whole chorus.

12:26.49
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:27.57
Mad Dog
pre-chorus.

12:27.83
Chibbs
Oh, there is a pre-chorus, okay.

12:28.30
Bevo
Yeah, it's it's slightly different.

12:28.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:29.21
gav
This is pre-chorus, jump in.

12:29.69
Chibbs
ah Yeah, okay, this makes sense. I don't want to be sleazy. Baby, just tease me. Got no family planned.

12:38.14
Mad Dog
What?

12:38.16
gav
ah

12:38.63
Chibbs
Houston, do you hear me? Ground control, can you feel me? Need permission to land. Okay, so...

12:44.32
gav
Hang on. When he says planned, he's still about planning to murder, right? He doesn't have a family planned at the moment.

12:47.40
Chibbs
Sure.

12:49.79
gav
He's going for individuals.

12:51.38
Chibbs
Yeah, like he's...

12:51.43
gav
He's killing off. He's to whole families yet.

12:53.61
Chibbs
He hasn't built up to, like, fall.

12:56.83
gav
He's not, it that's, who was that? BTK. I think BTK was doing whole families.

12:58.83
Chibbs
BTK. Yeah.

13:00.70
Mad Dog
Yeah, I think he he kicked off his he kicked off his tally with a family, I believe.

13:00.93
Chibbs
Whole families. Yeah.

13:05.28
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:05.38
gav
I think he might've. Yeah.

13:06.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:07.25
Chibbs
Um, good church, church going fellow.

13:07.52
gav
Um, yeah.

13:11.25
Chibbs
BTK. Yeah.

13:11.58
gav
yeah He was.

13:13.18
Chibbs
yeah

13:13.46
gav
I saw a couple of photos of him the other day. His his high school class did high school reunions for way longer than you'd think a high school class would do high school reunions.

13:21.76
Bevo
Oh, yeah

13:23.42
gav
And there's like, him is like ah in his like fifties and sixties or whatever the fuck he ended up in at his high school reunion photos.

13:27.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:29.92
gav
And he, you look at the photo and it's like, these all look like normal people. And then he, you're like, that guy's a serial killer.

13:36.66
Chibbs
That guy has murdered families. That guy's murdered entire families.

13:38.88
gav
That guy has tied up entire families and then stabbed them all one by one.

13:43.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:43.39
gav
That's what the fuck he is doing. You can look at that photo and I'm like, I could not even know who the fuck he is. And I can look at that photo and be like, that guy's killed families.

13:50.66
Chibbs
He's killing families.

13:51.37
Bevo
spot the killer.

13:52.32
Chibbs
But Robbie doesn't have any plan at the moment.

13:52.44
gav
Yeah.

13:54.80
gav
No, no none planned.

13:55.41
Bevo
That's relieving.

13:56.12
gav
If it happens spontaneously, if opportunity arises, yeah he's going to kill a family.

14:01.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:01.31
gav
Right?

14:01.77
Chibbs
I mean, he's not saying he's he' not saying he's not going to.

14:03.16
gav
I mean, he says, I think the thing is he he says he doesn't have one planned, not that he wouldn't do it.

14:09.04
Chibbs
Exactly!

14:09.96
gav
You know what I mean?

14:10.41
Mad Dog
It's just not, yeah.

14:10.44
gav
I feel like he'd, he'd, he'd absolutely fucking do it.

14:13.46
Mad Dog
he He just doesn't have a blueprint like in the works right now.

14:13.58
gav
Right. He doesn't. Yeah. Yeah.

14:17.53
Mad Dog
ah He's not ruling it out in the future.

14:17.83
gav
Yeah. Yeah. If some, if some, if some like remote farmland family invites him in for lunch while he's hitchhiking, he's going to kill him.

14:20.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:28.84
Mad Dog
one One thing leads to another and yeah.

14:31.05
Bevo
did you know Did you guys know around my area, there's a rest stop called Sleepy Hollow and there's been some unsolved murders there?

14:31.09
gav
Yeah. Okay.

14:38.34
gav
Oh, for fuck's sake everyone not studying.

14:38.64
Mad Dog
Really?

14:39.73
Bevo
Yeah.

14:40.82
gav
Okay. Let's obviously quit this podcast and start that one. What do you think I'm fucking doing here? and um'm I'm trying to transition this into a murder podcast. I've been trying to forever.

14:50.58
Chibbs
I thought it was a true crime, true crime encouragement.

14:50.68
gav
It's really, really difficult.

14:54.56
Mad Dog
and true crime encourage brendan

14:54.59
Chibbs
to

14:55.28
gav
Kill someone. True Crime Encouragement Podcast.

14:58.55
Chibbs
yeah

14:58.87
gav
Yeah.

14:59.40
Mad Dog
kill yourself oh kill kill yourself sorry brendan sorry brendan

15:00.37
Chibbs
No, kill someone.

15:01.78
gav
Don't kill yourself, Brendan.

15:02.22
Bevo
Hey there Gavin, i'll I'll link you some light reading for later.

15:02.74
gav
Kill everyone else. Push someone onto a train train.

15:07.17
Chibbs
but Oh no, I hope he didn't.

15:08.13
gav
Brennan, don't, don't listen to Mad Dog.

15:08.87
Bevo
that's Brandon stop.

15:10.59
gav
Don't listen to Mad Dog. Fucking hell. We've got one serial killer fucking listener and you're trying to kill him off.

15:14.90
Bevo
There is.

15:18.09
gav
Are you fucking serious, man?

15:19.44
Bevo
Brandon. He didn't mean it mate.

15:21.47
Chibbs
No!

15:21.83
gav
Don't, don't, don't do it, don't do it, Brendan.

15:22.05
Mad Dog
yeah

15:23.48
Bevo
So much to live for.

15:23.84
Chibbs
so

15:24.23
gav
Kill someone else.

15:26.34
Chibbs
It says pimpin ain't easy most of them fleece me every night pimpin ain't easy but If you're selling it selling it selling it.

15:26.59
gav
Um.

15:37.16
Chibbs
It's all right Like it's targeting prostitutes.

15:38.15
gav
Okay, so he's targeting prostitutes.

15:40.20
Mad Dog
Exactly.

15:41.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:41.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:41.62
Chibbs
Yeah, ladies are not safe when Williams is in town it's isn'ty If you're selling it selling it selling it

15:42.03
Mad Dog
And he's building himself whipping himself up into a frenzy.

15:42.11
gav
This is such a standard.

15:46.82
gav
Oh my God. Yeah.

15:50.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:53.64
Mad Dog
Most of them fucking fleece me.

15:55.99
gav
Yeah. Pimpin ain't easy.

15:58.52
Chibbs
How do you get fleeced by the prostitute?

15:58.77
gav
Most of them fleece me. No, no, no. It's not even that most of them fleece him.

16:01.95
Mad Dog
How does that work?

16:02.59
gav
It says most of them, most of them fleece me every night.

16:05.47
Chibbs
Like, he keeps paying them for sex and they won't do it.

16:07.10
gav
Every fucking night.

16:10.21
Mad Dog
yeah look

16:11.15
Chibbs
It's like, oh, here's a prostitute, here's money, we're gonna have sex.

16:11.50
Mad Dog
so

16:15.56
Chibbs
They're like, nup, I'm not doing it.

16:17.48
Bevo
Thanks for the money.

16:18.39
Mad Dog
But if you give me another $20…

16:20.86
Chibbs
Yeah, oh, Fleeced.

16:23.13
Bevo
Carrot, thank you for the carrot.

16:23.95
gav
Oh my God.

16:27.42
gav
He's been fleeced. He's been fleeced by all the Rhode Island prozzies.

16:29.37
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, the pre-chorus for this just says, come on!

16:38.27
Mad Dog
Come on, mate.

16:40.11
Chibbs
buts and shoot again it's like it's like another 20 all right all right another 20 he's like nah I'm not I'm not doing it and then kills get choruses the rest of the song that's it yeah

16:48.59
Mad Dog
Come on, fuck.

16:48.82
gav
Come on.

16:52.72
Mad Dog
Come on.

16:52.83
Bevo
sure

16:56.84
gav
Fair sucker the source portal, love.

17:00.55
Mad Dog
Just do it.

17:02.99
gav
Lighten you it. That's it.

17:07.89
Mad Dog
Well, that's one of the most, that's one of the clearest fucking narratives I've been involved in.

17:14.65
Chibbs
Well, yeah, it was right there, wasn't it? Yeah.

17:16.45
Bevo
Are you talking about the murder the murder narrative?

17:16.54
Mad Dog
Yeah. Never, never saw it before.

17:19.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:19.62
Bevo
or

17:21.31
Mad Dog
just Serial killer from start to finish.

17:23.76
Bevo
Yeah, even quite act this time, although I did want it to be about the rock guys from the Never Ending story.

17:24.47
Mad Dog
It had prostitutes, it had moving bodies, it had torsos, heads, disembodied heads.

17:24.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:31.73
gav
Hands, shoulders, knees, and toes.

17:35.18
Chibbs
It also had the never ending story, Rockman, that destroyed a bunch of turntables.

17:35.26
Mad Dog
right

17:39.55
Bevo
Yeah.

17:41.59
Mad Dog
yeah

17:43.54
Chibbs
It was released on the 31st of July 2407 days before the towers fell.

17:49.06
gav
Only 407.

17:50.91
Chibbs
So, it's entirely possible that someone was on flight 57 and had a Discman in the middle of his gun.

17:51.68
gav
So hang on, hang on, say when.

18:01.05
Chibbs
As if someone stormed the storm boom the cockpit and it crashed into a field in Pennsylvania.

18:01.68
Mad Dog
yes it's time to move your body day

18:06.77
gav
ah I think, you I think you'll find that was flight 93. Thank you very much, Gibbs.

18:11.13
Chibbs
Whatever it was. yeah It was numbers.

18:12.93
Mad Dog
Time to move your body.

18:13.15
gav
I was about to, I was about to ask where you thought flight 57 ended up.

18:16.15
Chibbs
I knew it was numbers.

18:18.03
gav
It was numbers. Sure.

18:18.91
Chibbs
yeah

18:19.82
gav
It wasn't American 11.

18:22.28
Chibbs
What's not? Nah, the Backstreet Boys guy was on that.

18:25.65
gav
Yeah.

18:26.35
Mad Dog
Recundio.

18:26.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:26.55
gav
Weren't we all in spirit?

18:27.29
Chibbs
Yeah. In spirit.

18:28.28
gav
Weren't we all?

18:29.91
Chibbs
It's written by Robbie Williams, Guy Chambers, Kelvin Andrews, Nelson Pigford, and Ekundio Paris.

18:30.10
gav
Um,

18:41.21
Mad Dog
ah cano

18:41.28
gav
nelson pig Nelson Pigford is such a gross name.

18:44.18
Chibbs
I'm certain.

18:45.43
Mad Dog
Pigford.

18:46.20
Chibbs
I'm certain. that Kelvin Andrews, Nelson Pigford and E. Candier Paris are drug dealers.

18:56.56
Mad Dog
this is Nelson Pigford.

18:58.36
Bevo
Are you saying they, they paid, Robbie paid for his drugs with songwriting credits? Is that what you're saying?

19:04.54
Chibbs
Um, yeah, it's entirely possible because I tried to find any information in about these three. And it's like, you go to the discogs, all this, one of them's like got, yeah, it got like one other song that it sort of had something to do with it.

19:12.32
Bevo
It's a cloud of mystery.

19:17.26
Chibbs
But you go, that guy's probably just, he's probably selling him drugs as well. I honestly think this is the year 2000. This was the prime time to put drug dealers on your songwriting credits to get you out of sticky situations.

19:25.81
gav
yeah okay yeah I've got a funny feeling he sold weed um

19:30.30
Mad Dog
Okay. ah I just clicked into Nelson Pigford's profile and he's got a few songs called It's Ecstasy when you lay down next to me and one just titled Ecstasy.

19:36.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:45.08
Bevo
Enough said.

19:45.33
Chibbs
ah yeah they Yeah. Yeah.

19:47.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:48.63
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Uh, Guy Chambers is Robbie Williams' main songwriting partner and has been like his whole career pretty much.

19:57.30
gav
forever. Yep.

19:59.43
Chibbs
He's also worked with Kylie Minogue at INXS, Diana Ross, Tom Jones, and speaking of cocaine, Delta Goodrum.

20:00.58
gav
Yep.

20:06.89
gav
Ah, yes.

20:07.23
Mad Dog
Ah, the original.

20:08.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:08.89
gav
Delty, Delty loves her, loves her nose candy.

20:10.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:11.25
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Regular snowmobile.

20:14.69
Mad Dog
Cokie Goodrum.

20:15.15
gav
Oh yeah.

20:15.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:16.46
Mad Dog
hey

20:17.13
gav
Good old cokey goodrum we called her.

20:17.14
Bevo
Gokey Goodroom. Gokey Goodroom.

20:20.57
Chibbs
Yeah. There you go.

20:22.46
gav
Oh, he worked with James Blunt as well hilariously and Brian McFadden.

20:25.91
Bevo
yeah i say You see how Mark Zuckerberg see how Mark Zuckerberg announced that they're not fact-checking on meta anymore, so all the articles...

20:27.14
Chibbs
Yeah, standard.

20:28.05
gav
And Hilary Duff, he produced Hilary Duff's self-titled album.

20:32.14
Chibbs
Great. Guide chambers.

20:38.17
Mad Dog
I did say that.

20:38.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:38.81
gav
Oh, we're gonna have to go nuts.

20:39.05
Bevo
are like Recently deceased, Mark Zuckerberg announces...

20:40.49
gav
We should start posting a lot more on Facebook.

20:42.97
Chibbs
Wow.

20:43.02
Mad Dog
Yes.

20:44.47
gav
ah That's pretty good.

20:46.86
Bevo
Very funny.

20:47.38
Chibbs
he um So Robbie found fame in the pop group Take That, which we have spoken about before. He was in Take That from 1990 to 1995 and launched his solo career in 1996.

21:00.40
Chibbs
Because when we did Take That, so I want you back for good. I believe Robbie Williams, no one's sung on that except David Barlow or whatever the guy's name is from Take That.

21:06.85
Bevo
and Hmm.

21:12.44
Chibbs
And Robbie was just in the video.

21:14.83
Mad Dog
safe

21:16.97
gav
a

21:18.53
Chibbs
Gary Barlow!

21:19.86
Mad Dog
I know why you said that name.

21:23.92
gav
yeah

21:24.72
Chibbs
Great, was David Barlow someone from your childhood?

21:27.80
Mad Dog
yes

21:31.46
Chibbs
Gary Barlow! Yeah, there you go.

21:34.36
Bevo
Look kids, it's slideshow Mel, slideshow Mel, slideshow Mel.

21:35.10
Chibbs
Wonder what happened to David Barlow?

21:35.66
gav
barry barry manilow Does Barry know that you raid his wardrobe?

21:43.55
Chibbs
ah ah In 2016 he moved into Woodland House for £17 million pounds in Kensington, London, where his next door neighbour was Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page.

21:55.58
Bevo
Cool.

21:55.89
gav
Imagine, imagine getting home pissed as a fart.

21:55.94
Chibbs
ah

21:59.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:59.76
gav
Your keys are halfway in the door. You're jingling around trying to figure it out. Jimmy Page ripped open the door and he's like, wrong apartment fuck head.

22:06.61
Chibbs
They hate each other. so they hit it yeah They've they've ended up and ended up in a full bad neighbors situation because Robbie Williams wanted to put an underground pool in but it was going to fuck the foundations of Jimmy's house to do it.

22:08.10
gav
Oh, that's perfect.

22:08.98
Mad Dog
Oh!

22:10.27
gav
That's so fucking good.

22:13.90
gav
Oh my God.

22:20.73
gav
Oh my God.

22:20.90
Chibbs
and then so They had these massive big goes and Robbie Williams apparently would put on like the village people at full blast with PA speakers and just blasted at Jimmy Page's house like all night and shit.

22:33.20
gav
Oh my God.

22:34.71
Chibbs
Like went full bad neighbours on each other.

22:36.26
Bevo
I imagine Jimmy Page just gets out with his 10 Marshall stacks and his violin bow and his guitar and just goes for it.

22:37.01
gav
That's actually fucking brilliant.

22:41.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:43.09
Chibbs
He just comes out with his 14 year old prostitute that he's raping.

22:46.58
gav
Oh, Jesus.

22:49.21
Bevo
He's dating a very young woman actually, younger than his daughter.

22:51.43
Chibbs
yeah yeah um yeah yeah jimmy pi che Yeah.

22:53.93
gav
Hang on. Did Jimmy Page do that? Was that a I want a scumbag.

22:57.27
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

22:58.29
gav
I didn't know that one.

22:58.85
Chibbs
Yeah, Yeah.

23:00.57
Bevo
She led Zeppelin on the pod soon.

23:01.90
Chibbs
Yeah. Led Zeppelin were rough, man. They were they were getting parents to like get give permission to take their little kids on the road with them and shit. And yeah, pretty messed up.

23:11.95
Bevo
The story about it.

23:15.16
Chibbs
No, that's right. yeah Just talking. In June 2020, an interview with Weight Watchers magazine,

23:19.24
Bevo
i

23:23.65
Mad Dog
Hit the big time.

23:27.16
Chibbs
Williams had a very serious discussion where he discussed his addiction to online golf games.

23:36.88
gav
that that cannot That cannot be correct.

23:38.47
Chibbs
<unk> it is That is correct. Yes, that is true. And I did enjoy this that in 2020, he received backlash for defending the widely debunked Pizzagate conspiracy theory.

23:52.91
gav
What was Pizzagate?

23:53.67
Mad Dog
What?

23:54.13
Bevo
I'm afraid of that.

23:54.22
Chibbs
ah Pizzagate was a Clinton human trafficking pedophile ring that was held it underneath a pizza parlor somewhere.

24:05.06
gav
Oh my God.

24:05.14
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

24:06.48
Chibbs
Yeah. ah You'd enjoy the whole conspiracy theory, Mad Dog. or You should read up, read up.

24:10.28
Mad Dog
Oh, I'll have to delve into that.

24:11.10
Chibbs
And I know you enjoy it. I know you enjoy a Clinton conspiracy theory.

24:14.92
Mad Dog
Oh, 100%.

24:16.21
Chibbs
Yeah. Pizzagate conspiracy. And Williams came out and was like, yeah, I think that's 100% true. I think there is a pedophile ring happening underneath that pizza parlor.

24:20.93
Mad Dog
That is true.

24:21.26
gav
yeah

24:22.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:24.97
Chibbs
um Someone ended up going to that pizza parlor with a shotgun and fucking mortar shells to the roof and shit. Like.

24:30.69
gav
Well, only the roof?

24:30.94
Mad Dog
Jesus.

24:32.29
Chibbs
It didn't have a basement.

24:32.32
gav
Get better aim.

24:33.69
Chibbs
It didn't have a basement.

24:33.74
gav
Get better aim.

24:34.52
Mad Dog
Nope.

24:34.97
gav
Oh, yeah, not that they could find.

24:35.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:36.76
Mad Dog
Okay.

24:37.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:37.72
gav
If you pay that much for a sex dungeon basement that traffics humans, you know how to hide it.

24:39.89
Chibbs
Yeah, they shouldn't be able to find it.

24:41.80
Mad Dog
Should've got Fritzil in to do his magic.

24:42.01
Chibbs
Shouldn't be

24:42.20
gav
Yeah.

24:45.05
gav
Ritza would have, he would have found a basement, whether ah ah whether it existed or not.

24:50.04
Chibbs
yeah yeah he says where Where there's a will, there's a basement.

24:51.44
gav
He would have, he would have stood there and been like, it doesn't, this bit, this basement doesn't exist yet.

24:54.68
Mad Dog
um

24:57.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:57.14
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's.

24:59.08
Chibbs
So it's produced by Guy Chambers and Steve Power. ah Yeah.

25:04.48
Bevo
State power.

25:04.56
gav
I'm going

25:05.91
Chibbs
yeah yeah um And that's again, it's just it's Robbie Williams' production team of choice.

25:07.86
gav
to have to use my Steve power.

25:12.54
Chibbs
It's who he uses.

25:12.88
gav
Yeah.

25:13.54
Chibbs
He's just got his team. ah It's pretty fucking sparse production, really. I remember there being, like, it being a really big and as a kid and then when I was listening to it, I'm like, there's not even a fucking snare drum on this track.

25:25.80
Bevo
It's called baseline, baseline.

25:27.28
Mad Dog
No, yeah, it surprised me.

25:27.71
Chibbs
It's just like bass drumming hats, that synth bass and one string note that just goes...

25:30.16
gav
It is sparse.

25:33.34
gav
wow w

25:37.64
Chibbs
Yeah, the rest is like...

25:37.83
Bevo
yeah fla yeah

25:39.62
Chibbs
Yeah, but there's really not much happening in this at all. And the vocals are so dry in the verses.

25:43.19
gav
yeah

25:46.77
Chibbs
And I guess it's so when they do the backups and the harmonies or whatever it punches a bit more, but it's sound, it's so, it does, you but you would never hear that today.

25:52.56
gav
Which it, which it actually does. If you listen, if you listen, anytime they come in with like, right.

25:57.68
Chibbs
Yeah, you you would never hear a vocal that dry on a pop song these days, ever.

25:58.05
gav
It's like, that's all it is.

26:02.08
Bevo
Yeah, the flange.

26:03.75
Mad Dog
Not.

26:03.86
gav
That's a great point.

26:04.03
Chibbs
Yeah, there's nothing on it at all.

26:04.70
gav
Yeah.

26:06.73
Chibbs
It is raw as.

26:07.83
gav
Yeah.

26:08.54
Chibbs
Yeah. ah ah Video?

26:11.46
Bevo
Yeah, let's, Gavin, you can hit it, Tony.

26:12.86
gav
Oh yes. Damn it.

26:30.79
Bevo
Just saw heaps more of Robbie Williams than I ever wanted to. To make things worse, I have to watch one of his music videos.

26:38.29
gav
yeah ah ah

26:41.22
Mad Dog
Well said, well said.

26:42.77
Bevo
I have a vivid memory of someone bringing this music video into my high school class and showing the class, which is very weird because he gets naked in it.

26:43.12
Chibbs
the Why?

26:52.02
gav
I'll tell you what's funny.

26:55.69
gav
Every single comment on YouTube says more or less exactly what you just said.

26:55.84
Mad Dog
That is weird.

27:00.83
gav
Someone being like, I fucking remember insert random childhood memory of this song here because of this film clip.

27:08.35
Chibbs
It's so gnarly.

27:10.92
Bevo
Yeah.

27:11.70
gav
It might be, I'm just gonna say, I don't wanna get too far ahead of myself, but it might be the it might be my favorite film clip we've done on the pod.

27:12.20
Chibbs
It's, it's.

27:20.82
Bevo
Did you notice he's in a fritzle funnel at this time?

27:20.84
Chibbs
Yeah. I think it's up there with that.

27:22.75
gav
So it starts off, it starts off. I watched it, I don't remember this film clip. I don't remember watching it at any point other than this. I put it on today and I said to Lauren, like, I was talking about the song and I was like, oh, this film clip shit.

27:35.13
gav
And it was just Robbie standing in the middle of a room dancing with girls rollerblading around the outside of him, basically.

27:36.49
Mad Dog
Thank you.

27:38.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:40.05
gav
And I was like, oh, this is a shit film clip. And then within two minutes, I was like, Lauren, I think this is my favorite film clip ever produced.

27:46.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:46.97
Bevo
ah

27:47.49
gav
i It turned on a fucking, it turned on a dime.

27:47.81
Chibbs
This is up there. This is up there with that. um It's up there with that fuzzy one with the cripple that throws himself off the building.

27:54.90
gav
Oh, yes. The cripple that jumps off the fuck or rolls off the fucking building.

27:58.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:59.40
gav
Yeah.

27:59.78
Chibbs
Rolls off the building.

28:00.29
gav
Um, yeah, no, I shoot you not.

28:00.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:03.06
gav
I think, and I think that's why I love it so much.

28:04.27
Chibbs
It made me squeal like a bit squeamish with it.

28:05.55
gav
It's kind of starts off. It's like, yeah. Okay. So let's just ah for the listeners. So this film clip starts off. It's Robbie dancing in the middle of a room and he's like trying to be all sexy.

28:15.12
Chibbs
Mhm.

28:16.27
gav
There's a DJ out at the top.

28:16.80
Chibbs
He's trying to get the DJ's attention.

28:17.27
gav
He's trying to impress her. He's trying to DJ his attention. There's girls skating all around him. He's not interested in them. He's just wants the DJ's attention. As the film clip progresses, he starts to lose clothing. He rips his shirt off.

28:28.57
gav
It's kind of like, oh yes, obviously going for the sex appeal. It's kind of cool. Cause it's like the year 2000 objectifying women was pretty massive back then, but now we're objectifying men. It's like, it's game on.

28:37.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:39.49
gav
And then he starts to drop his DAX and then he takes his pants the whole way the fuck off. And it's like, he's standing there.

28:45.25
Chibbs
ah cock Yeah, cock out.

28:46.05
gav
They censor his dick. He's actually, I believe for the production of this video, he, he had his actual fucking dick.

28:49.56
Chibbs
He is flopping his cock about. Like there would have been allegations about this video.

28:52.19
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

28:54.84
gav
he's he's fully fucking naked and they've blurred his cock and i was like oh never mind this and i was like that was the point where i was like oh this film has got a little bit of something something else going on this is cool next thing you know he's not getting the dj's attention he starts to rip off all of his skin and he just stands there

28:55.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:55.18
Bevo
Yeah.

28:58.60
Bevo
Yeah.

28:58.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:59.92
Bevo
He's very happy about it too.

29:05.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:11.62
Chibbs
It's the peeling of the skin from the belt line up and it's just ripped up and you're like, ugh.

29:14.22
Bevo
Yeah.

29:15.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:16.13
gav
He peels his tired torso skin off like a shirt and he's standing there covered in blood.

29:20.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:22.05
gav
It's just his muscle. He rips off all of his skin and he's standing there dancing, starts to rip his muscles off and throw them to the girls skating around him and they catch his body parts and just rub their faces, eat the ate the flesh.

29:23.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:30.96
Chibbs
And they rub him all over himself.

29:35.86
Mad Dog
It's really strange stuff isn't it?

29:36.15
gav
it is It becomes a full on cannibal.

29:38.64
Chibbs
Hmm.

29:38.71
gav
It becomes a sexual cannibal blood fest and I'm rock hard just talking about it.

29:43.97
Chibbs
Yeah, it's wild that that is a pop, like a pop music video and...

29:48.40
Bevo
Yeah, it's not that someone brought this into my high school and let us watch it.

29:48.61
gav
It's a, it was a popular song. This song, this song was double.

29:52.67
Chibbs
Well it goes to show, like how the the probably the the power pull power that Robbie Williams had at this time to green light anything like this.

29:53.23
gav
Yeah, pretty nice.

30:01.53
Chibbs
They're just like, whatever you want Robbie, whatever you want, you do it.

30:02.39
gav
Yeah. Yeah. That's so true.

30:04.89
Chibbs
it's

30:05.09
gav
Imagine trying to get this past the the record label. They'd be like, absolutely not. He was like, I need your sleep.

30:09.19
Chibbs
Bruno Mars isn't getting his dick out and ripping his skin off.

30:12.51
gav
They were like, I need all of, I need your annual CGI budget spent on me ripping my skin off.

30:12.88
Mad Dog
Too busy at the mahjong table.

30:18.21
gav
And they were like, yes, sir.

30:18.73
Chibbs
Yeah. Yes, sir.

30:20.06
gav
And here we are.

30:21.34
Chibbs
It's directed by Vaughan.

30:21.43
gav
And I fucking love it. It's such a good film clip.

30:24.21
Chibbs
Yeah, it's directed by Vaughan Arnold who did say you'll be there by the Spice Girls. Did that video. yeah And it was banned in the Dominican Republic due to allegations of Satanism.

30:31.07
gav
Nice. Yeah.

30:37.02
Bevo
Yeah.

30:37.16
Mad Dog
Yeah, I've seen a few say satan Satanism comments here.

30:37.40
gav
yeah ah

30:41.22
Mad Dog
i've got I've got one comment from Walter Stevens five days ago.

30:41.52
gav
Nice.

30:42.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:43.69
gav
Yeah. Hit us. Hit us. Oh, good old Walt.

30:48.00
Mad Dog
five Yeah, this video seared itself into my memory, just like the first time I caught my parents having sex when I was a child.

30:56.66
gav
yeah ah um've got one here from um and nice I've got one here from from 13 days ago. I saw this music video in capitals once in the year 2000 when I was three years old and it's been living in my head rent free ever since and I had no idea if it was from a commercial or if I'd hallucinated or what until people started talking about this Robbie Williams and he's weird monkey movie and it brought me back here.

31:14.83
Bevo
Yeah, that's me too.

31:24.10
gav
I feel sane again and like a weight has been lifted off My shoulders.

31:28.36
Mad Dog
it's It's weird that she's been living for like 28 years thinking like, why am I imagining?

31:33.37
Chibbs
I just imagine a man ripping his flesh apart.

31:34.12
gav
Yeah.

31:37.04
Mad Dog
yeah why Why am I the like the way I am?

31:37.40
gav
Ripping his skin off.

31:42.67
Chibbs
yeah

31:43.93
gav
Jesus Christ.

31:44.23
Chibbs
ah

31:44.91
gav
I seriously, can you like, I'm not tripping though.

31:45.14
Chibbs
all

31:48.11
gav
This is a fucking incredible film clip, right?

31:50.84
Chibbs
It's wild.

31:51.29
gav
I'll tell you what it has.

31:51.28
Bevo
Oh yeah.

31:52.35
gav
It has hints of that, that fucking beer ad where the tongue dropped out of the mouth and went and got the beer with the push me and then just touch.

31:58.06
Chibbs
Oh yeah, yeah.

31:58.91
Mad Dog
ah yes

31:59.64
Chibbs
Goes into the bath.

32:00.77
gav
It's like, it's so morbid that it's fucking great. Like it sticks in your head.

32:04.74
Chibbs
Which goes along with the serial killer theme of the song.

32:08.01
gav
A hundred percent.

32:09.52
Chibbs
Yeah, like this is what he's been doing to women for years.

32:09.89
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's, he's shredding a body and ripping it and eating it, basically.

32:16.07
Chibbs
Ripping it apart.

32:16.84
gav
Yeah.

32:16.96
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Let's play a game.

32:23.07
Mad Dog
Ah, yes.

32:25.07
Chibbs
Yep, sure is.

32:25.99
Bevo
The ultimate skill. All right, so 28th of December, 2024, Sardiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates.

32:37.98
gav
Christ, just the other day.

32:38.39
Chibbs
I like that Robbie does not discriminate where his money comes from.

32:42.69
Bevo
Yeah, 19 songs.

32:43.61
gav
yeah He's like, I'm in the oil belt.

32:46.21
Bevo
19 songs, the final three are the encore. And he plays everything you'd expect him to. So where would you play rock DJ?

32:57.01
Chibbs
I'm saying

33:00.26
Mad Dog
I'd say it's ba ah'd say it's buried there somewhere as well.

33:00.26
gav
I ah reckon you're right.

33:03.62
gav
i feel I feel like it's also buried. Yeah. I'm going, I'm going third.

33:06.80
Mad Dog
11th.

33:08.56
gav
I'm going third.

33:10.84
Bevo
Is there a guest?

33:11.92
Mad Dog
Yep.

33:12.80
gav
Yeah.

33:13.05
Bevo
Yeah, ah he plays at 16th last in the first set.

33:15.54
Mad Dog
Nah, that'll be all right.

33:16.20
Chibbs
Ah!

33:16.41
gav
Oh, fuck.

33:17.54
Mad Dog
Yep.

33:21.37
gav
Can you, i'm I'm sorry if it takes a second.

33:21.60
Bevo
Finishes the whole thing with angels, which is a good, good joke.

33:23.30
gav
Can you, can you just hit us with the, can you hit us with the set list Bevo?

33:24.18
Chibbs
Angels, yeah.

33:27.29
Bevo
Yeah, let me entertain you, Land of a Thousand Dancers cover.

33:29.00
Chibbs
yeah fuck yeah what a song to start with yeah

33:30.51
Bevo
Strong, come undone, ain't that a kick in the head, Dean Martin covers. Something stupid, don't look back in anger, Oasis cover. Back for good, he does.

33:37.21
gav
Nice.

33:38.23
Bevo
i Love My Life, Candy, Supreme, Millennium, Better Man, Feel, Kids, Rock DJ, that's a pretty heavy end of the set.

33:44.44
gav
Yeah, that's stacked at the end.

33:45.09
Bevo
Of course, Forbidden Roach, she's the one, Angels.

33:48.53
gav
ah You've got to end on angels.

33:48.79
Chibbs
Um, yeah, the, uh, pretty brazen doing back for good when he didn't sing on that song originally when he was in the band.

33:59.79
Bevo
yeah Yeah.

34:00.80
Chibbs
Take that. Yeah. Like he didn't sing on it at all.

34:04.28
Bevo
Yeah.

34:06.54
Chibbs
And also an Oasis cover.

34:06.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:07.96
Chibbs
Don't fucking Oasis hate Robbie Williams.

34:09.69
Bevo
Yeah, I think they do. Maybe that's the way it does it.

34:11.40
Chibbs
Yeah. That's great.

34:13.01
gav
that's That's actually fucking hilarious.

34:13.36
Bevo
Maybe you find out why in the movie.

34:15.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:16.27
gav
I feel like if I was if i was

34:16.55
Chibbs
was it Is it Liam Gallagher that moved house because Robbie Williams bought a house on his street?

34:22.54
Bevo
Maybe that sounds like a lead.

34:23.37
Chibbs
Like he bought a house and he's like, I'm set to sell it, I'm moving.

34:23.91
gav
Jimmy, Jimmy Page, Jimmy Page texted Liam Gallier and was like, get out while you can.

34:29.55
Chibbs
Yeah, get out. He'll build a pool under your house. Ah, it's another game.

34:40.99
gav
I thought, bud, net worth.

34:48.25
Chibbs
What do you think Robbie Williams is worth in 2025, dog?

34:54.72
Mad Dog
I think it was you the other day that told me he's pretty much unknown in America.

35:01.62
gav
Yeah.

35:01.84
Chibbs
ah Yeah, he's not huge, I don't think.

35:04.00
Mad Dog
He's not huge.

35:04.45
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

35:04.64
Mad Dog
Okay. So interesting.

35:05.47
gav
He's yay. Never, never hit it big in America. card think Or at least not as big.

35:09.87
Mad Dog
Okay. So fucker, um, 120 mil.

35:16.55
Chibbs
All right, okay. but

35:19.23
Bevo
Yeah, he carries himself like someone who has a lot of money. So I don't know if that means he does or not, but I think it's an 80 mil.

35:27.33
Chibbs
ah Gav?

35:29.66
gav
I reckon you're all miles off. I'm going 200, but I also acknowledge that a the likelihood that he fucking snorted a lot of that money. So I'm well, yeah, I, I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here like 200, but if you were like, if you were like 14 million, I wouldn't be that shocked.

35:37.45
Mad Dog
Hmm. You got to consider the drugs.

35:40.14
Bevo
And the golf, golf sims.

35:42.69
Mad Dog
so Golf. subscriptions.

35:46.88
gav
So hit me with it.

35:48.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:49.89
Chibbs
300 million.

35:51.75
Mad Dog
God damn.

35:52.43
Chibbs
US.

35:52.73
gav
There we go.

35:52.98
Bevo
Yeah.

35:53.10
Chibbs
It was a lot.

35:53.17
gav
I fucking yeah.

35:54.23
Bevo
as like As far as male solo artists go, he's, in my opinion, he's one of the top, you know, that I can, that I can think of.

35:54.63
gav
All right.

36:00.64
gav
Oh, absolutely.

36:00.90
Chibbs
It's a huge hit.

36:03.36
Bevo
Yeah.

36:03.72
Chibbs
I forgot to do the legacy.

36:03.84
gav
Yeah.

36:06.28
Chibbs
it was it reached It reached number one, Rock DJ reached number one in Costa Rica, Iceland, Ireland, New Zealand and the UK.

36:06.78
gav
Oh, fuck.

36:14.27
Chibbs
It went to the top 10 in Australia, Austria, Germany, Italy, Norway, Spain and Switzerland and was the fourth best-selling song of 2000 in the UK. ah is His discography includes seven UK number one singles and all but one of his 14 studio albums have reached number one in the UK.

36:32.04
Bevo
Hmm.

36:38.41
gav
Holy fuck, hang on, say that again.

36:39.44
Bevo
Yeah, right.

36:40.13
gav
All, but what so 13 of these 14.

36:40.18
Chibbs
So all but one of his albums have hit number one in the UK, yeah.

36:45.09
gav
Okay, that's fucking massive.

36:46.80
Chibbs
And six of his albums, six of his albums are among the top 100 biggest selling albums in the UK.

36:47.25
gav
That's fucking massive.

36:53.59
Mad Dog
Big turnout of women aged 50 to 65.

36:57.42
Chibbs
Yeah, with two of them in the top 60, he gained the Guinness World Record in 2006 for selling 1.6 million tickets in a single day during his Close Encounters tour.

36:58.15
gav
Jesus Christ.

37:08.85
Mad Dog
Wow.

37:08.86
Bevo
wow i'd say this is his biggest hit would you say that yeah i suppose yeah you're right actually yes this is the song i think of when i think of robert williams though personally anyway

37:10.83
gav
Jesus fuck man, guys fucking running rings.

37:14.65
Chibbs
Rock DJ?

37:15.70
gav
Angels, angels.

37:16.79
Chibbs
Angels.

37:19.39
gav
Angels was bigger than they massively.

37:19.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:22.09
gav
Um, I, I found it.

37:22.20
Chibbs
And let me entertain you, it's fucking huge as well. Yeah.

37:26.54
gav
Um, oh, that's true.

37:31.15
gav
I'm not a hundred percent sure. Yeah. Sorry. Some, some motherfucker named Cameron Adams, uh, who, what the fuck did he do? Anyway, not important. There was a quote here from him saying, um, talking about legacy of Robbie Williams. It's his self ah depreciating sense of humor in person and his lyrics that helps explain his wide appeal in Australia.

37:54.35
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently in his net in his Netflix series, he had a Netflix documentary series coming out about him and he jokes in that apparently that rock deja when he wrote Rock DJ, he was trying to write Carlin Police and ended up writing Karma Chameleon.

38:09.49
gav
yeah a

38:10.94
Chibbs
Yeah, that's a good one.

38:11.21
gav
ah ah That's a good quote.

38:12.52
Bevo
That's really good

38:13.86
gav
That's great.

38:14.52
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a good one. Let's rate this shit.

38:27.89
Chibbs
Should we rate it out of dead prostitutes? Fleeced. Fleeced.

38:36.92
gav
Yeah, what's your body count, body count?

38:37.18
Mad Dog
how many times you've had to move a body. yeah

38:40.20
Chibbs
Yeah, 10 times.

38:41.41
gav
Oh, yeah. How many, that's a good one actually.

38:42.94
Bevo
um but How much do you strip off to impress the DJ?

38:43.45
gav
How many times you've had to move the corpse? Yeah.

38:46.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:46.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:47.71
Chibbs
10, you've had to move that body so many times.

38:47.80
gav
Yeah.

38:51.17
Chibbs
You're basically just moving fragments of bone in a bucket at this point.

38:53.39
Mad Dog
You're throwing your back out.

38:53.67
Bevo
even install You've been installed whales for convenience.

38:55.58
gav
Yeah. Nice.

38:56.35
Chibbs
Yeah, one is, one is just, yeah, one's like an ocean drop off, you know?

38:56.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:57.69
gav
Trucking. Yeah. Yeah. Trucking the largest.

38:59.05
Bevo
you you

38:59.65
gav
Trucking the femur bones in a bucket.

38:59.99
Bevo
if

39:01.13
gav
and Yeah.

39:04.92
Mad Dog
Ah yes, the old concrete boots.

39:05.67
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one and done, one and done.

39:06.01
gav
Yeah. One and done.

39:08.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:08.45
gav
One and done. Yeah.

39:10.20
Bevo
one

39:11.63
Chibbs
What do you give this out of 10, Bevo?

39:15.11
Bevo
Oh, it's a one. It's a great song.

39:16.51
Chibbs
Yeah,

39:16.55
Bevo
Love it. things Easy one.

39:19.65
Chibbs
yeah good one, Gav.

39:22.38
gav
Yeah, it's a two, it's a two. it's yeah it's The only reason it's not one is because it's not my favorite one of Robbie Williams' songs and I feel like there's room to move there.

39:28.37
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

39:29.19
gav
But um yeah, it's it's ah it's a fucking absolute, it's a fucking hit. It absolutely kicks ass.

39:34.16
Chibbs
It is a hit.

39:34.61
gav
And the fact that it's film clip is probably the best fucking thing I've ever seen has certainly helped massively.

39:35.18
Chibbs
Dog.

39:38.04
Chibbs
Oh yeah, points for that. Doggie.

39:42.76
Mad Dog
Look, I get, I get the whole Robbie Williams thing. I get what he's, what he's trying to do and what he's done and good on him. Cause he's, he's done it. It's not my bag at all. This is a nine.

39:59.87
Bevo
so Oh, bad dog, bad dog.

40:00.33
gav
Oh, I love that.

40:02.61
Mad Dog
ah

40:02.84
Chibbs
Oh well!

40:03.09
gav
I love that from you. I respect the fuck out of it.

40:05.20
Mad Dog
It's It is very annoying. I don't want to hear it again. Um, and fuck you, Robbie Williams.

40:12.94
Bevo
Get it out of my face.

40:16.25
Mad Dog
Yep.

40:16.25
Chibbs
Oh my god!

40:16.94
Bevo
Right.

40:17.30
gav
Nice, nice doggy.

40:17.88
Chibbs
It's like the dog off the leash!

40:17.90
Bevo
like Okay.

40:19.94
Chibbs
Um, I'll give it a 2.

40:22.61
gav
Yeah, fuck yeah.

40:23.09
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it's fucked.

40:24.00
gav
I saw, I saw,

40:24.51
Chibbs
and good

40:26.27
gav
I feel like, yeah, I saw a clip of Robbie Williams on a, I think it was a talk show one time. And he was like, they they were kind of like chatting you know stories.

40:37.99
gav
you know yeah It's one of those shows like Graham Norton. I don't think it was Graham Norton. It might've even been Graham Norton. It was like one of those ones where celebrities tell stories about what shenanigans they've been up to. And Robbie Williams was like, I'm gonna tell this story.

40:46.42
Bevo
That sounded like right, no.

40:49.20
gav
And he was just like, fuck it. My agent's gonna hate this, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. And he tells this whole story about like, I think he was recording an album in some fucking small ass town in the UK or something.

41:00.33
gav
And he was like, I woke up in bed one morning and there was like some random older woman in his room and he was like, hi. And she was just like, I'll jerk you off. And he was just like, go on then.

41:10.95
Mad Dog
so

41:13.81
gav
And he just like laid, laid, laid back, laid back on some random woman.

41:16.10
Chibbs
jerk him off he's ascribe just just jerked him off go on then love hey

41:17.11
Mad Dog
yeah I'll tug ya.

41:19.95
gav
and I think it was like the woman that like cleaned this, I guess the equivalent of an Airbnb. had just walked into a room and found Robbie Williams on the bed and was just like, this is my time to shine and and just offered him a hand job.

41:32.00
gav
And he was just like, go on then. And they just had a bit of a moment. And it was like, and he was telling this story on like national television.

41:41.41
Chibbs
it's a loose unit

41:41.96
gav
And like, ah yeah, he, he seems like the fucking loosest cunt and I respect the fuck out of him for it.

41:43.02
Bevo
He is

41:46.58
Chibbs
Yeah, he's paid for a lot of abortions. He's paid for a lot of abortions.

41:50.64
gav
but wow

41:50.92
Mad Dog
Yeah. He's got a fund.

41:52.46
gav
ah

41:53.10
Bevo
Hear that Mark Zuckerberg?

41:53.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:53.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:55.46
Bevo
He's paid for a loan.

41:55.49
Chibbs
Huh?

41:56.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:56.44
Bevo
Hear that Mark Zuckerberg?

41:57.85
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:58.28
Mad Dog
should

41:59.52
Bevo
He's paid for a loan.

41:59.72
Chibbs
Yeah, get your community notes onto that one.

41:59.96
gav
Zach Muckerberg.

42:02.35
Chibbs
All right, thanks, fellas. Everybody else, go and fuck yourself.