Boys From the Bush - Lee Kernaghan

"Lads from the City" (to the tune of Boys From the Bush)

Verse 1:
We rolled up late in a four-wheel drive,
GPS lost, barely made it alive.
Tried to buy a latte, but the town was dry,
Now we’re stuck in boots and swattin’ at flies.

Chorus:
We’re the lads from the city, we don’t belong,
Took one step outside, now everything’s wrong.
Flies in our faces, dirt on our shoes,
These country roads ain’t built for dudes.

Verse 2:
No Uber, no WiFi, no high-speed train,
Tried to ride a horse, now we’re limpin’ in pain.
The cows keep starin’, the locals just laugh,
Guess we ain’t built for this outback path.

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge:
We thought the country’d be quiet and neat,
But it’s hot, it’s rough, and we miss concrete.
Back to the city, that’s where we’ll stay,
Y’all keep your dust, we’ll take valet!

(Final Chorus)
We’re the lads from the city, we had to go,
But the country life just ain’t our flow.
Flies in our faces, dirt on our shoes,
One more mozzie bite and we’re singin’ the blues!

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Transcript

00:41.88
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, it makes you want to hunt down a couple of British backpackers in the Outback.

00:51.57
Mad Dog
I wanna do that all the time.

00:52.81
Bevo
What do you want to do with them?

00:54.48
Chibbs
Hunt them for sport.

00:57.17
Mad Dog
hey let him Let him release them into the bush, then track them for fun.

01:00.68
Chibbs
ah Pick up, pick them up around Bondi or somewhere and drive a good seven hours west.

01:08.60
Mad Dog
Or you could just go to Belangalo.

01:09.17
Bevo
Yeah.

01:11.62
Chibbs
Yeah, not desert-y enough.

01:13.38
Mad Dog
Oh, you want desert, ah okay.

01:14.95
Chibbs
I want, yeah, some, yeah, an unfair and advantage for me. Not a lot of places to hide.

01:20.97
Mad Dog
Right. Yeah.

01:21.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:22.69
Mad Dog
Okay.

01:22.76
Bevo
Yeah, it's just not a thing I'm into, so I just wanna know more about it, is all.

01:27.03
Chibbs
Ah, you know, I just, you know, it's just in the reading I've done.

01:32.08
Bevo
Yep.

01:32.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:34.57
Mad Dog
And the Brits are easy to track as well.

01:34.75
Chibbs
thank you

01:37.01
Mad Dog
so

01:36.82
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And speaking of murdering people in the outback, we are doing Boys from the Bush by Lee Kernigan.

02:11.80
Bevo
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02:15.03
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Been out the he in Been sharing sheep.

02:17.43
Chibbs
It's hot in here.

02:18.68
Mad Dog
Taking off our clothes.

02:22.74
Bevo
I'm getting so hot I'm gonna take off my clothes.

02:26.12
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Been loading the trucks.

02:27.96
Chibbs
Feed in the birds with a big seed bale.

02:35.04
Mad Dog
Feeding the galahs.

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02:41.76
Chibbs
Ah trusty beverage you see.

02:44.18
Bevo
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02:44.74
Chibbs
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02:48.44
Chibbs
Who let him out? And Dan Southern is here.

02:55.19
Chibbs
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02:58.60
Chibbs
Like that, bounding over.

03:02.38
Chibbs
That's great.

03:03.32
Mad Dog
Don't listen.

03:03.45
Chibbs
gavin Gavin's not here with us. He's hit the big time and he invented something that's made him filthy rich and he thinks he's too good to talk to us every week. So I was trying to figure out what he actually invented and I found the article just here.

03:19.35
Chibbs
He invented the motorized ice cream cone.

03:23.76
Bevo
Okay.

03:23.94
Mad Dog
what

03:24.60
Bevo
All right. Say, say more.

03:27.05
Chibbs
Yeah. Uh, it's a battery powered cone that rotates your ice cream. So you don't have to turn it yourself while licking.

03:33.74
Bevo
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03:34.90
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03:37.19
Mad Dog
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03:41.18
Bevo
Yeah.

03:41.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:41.84
Bevo
Necessity is the mother of an invention, as they say.

03:41.99
Chibbs
That's a problem.

03:43.19
Mad Dog
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03:45.84
Bevo
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03:47.32
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03:49.02
Bevo
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03:51.28
Chibbs
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03:54.94
Mad Dog
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03:57.98
Bevo
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03:59.03
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03:59.47
Chibbs
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04:03.63
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04:08.08
Chibbs
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04:11.18
Bevo
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04:16.85
Mad Dog
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04:17.67
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

04:19.53
Bevo
Well, from ah some boys from the bush to the others.

04:20.30
Chibbs
All right. This was a request.

04:25.30
Chibbs
Yeah, so basically normally they come through in a pretty polite way like, hi, love it. Been listening to podcasts for years. I think this would be a great song for you to do.

04:36.92
Bevo
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04:38.53
Chibbs
Yeah, and and I appreciate that, but I really do appreciate how this request came through, which was, what no I wouldn't even call it a sentence. It just said, do boys from the bush by Lee car Kernigan, you weak gutted dog cunts.

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04:57.20
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04:57.08
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04:58.09
Mad Dog
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04:59.14
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04:58.99
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04:59.37
Mad Dog
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05:04.07
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05:06.70
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05:09.77
Mad Dog
Who's the biggest weak out of dog person we know?

05:11.05
Chibbs
and

05:11.31
Bevo
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05:12.88
Chibbs
yeah So here we are, Lee Kernigan, boys from the bush.

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05:18.34
Chibbs
Verse 1. We've been shear and sheep. We've been muster and stock. We've been cullin' our roos. We've been sprayin' the crops. We've been drovin' cattle up an old stock route. Now it's Saturday night. We pile in the ute.

05:43.51
Mad Dog
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05:46.66
Chibbs
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05:48.32
Bevo
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Let's all get into one car.

05:50.57
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:50.77
Chibbs
They probably have lots of horses.

05:53.11
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05:54.01
Chibbs
Like, you know, they spend all their money on horses.

05:55.97
Bevo
Um, for those American listeners, Cullen, Cullen ruse means killing kangaroo.

05:57.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:01.88
Chibbs
Yeah, it means a literal slaughter of kangaroos.

06:03.00
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06:05.53
Bevo
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06:05.54
Chibbs
Like, not, and a cull isn't, um, like three.

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06:09.79
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06:10.71
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It's 300. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:13.90
Mad Dog
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06:14.04
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We've been mass- We've been mass murdering kangaroos.

06:18.98
Mad Dog
They breed like fucking roos. There's too many of them.

06:21.99
Chibbs
Well, yeah, they do a huge color for you in Canberra. I know that. It's like amount they kill.

06:30.39
Bevo
When, um, when Gavin got married, uh, before Gavin got married, there was a bucks night and, um, it was out in the kangaroo Valley, which is aptly named.

06:36.63
Chibbs
Oh yeah.

06:39.11
Bevo
And the morning after the night before we all just started following kangaroos and, um, there were thousands of them. I swear to God, they were just like, you'd turn a corner and they'd just be like fucking thousands of kangaroos.

06:52.84
Chibbs
Yeah, I was down, I was down in Jervis Bay the other morning and I was driving the van up this long driveway to a property and um, these kangaroos were just lying out on the road, like on the driveway, just lying there.

06:53.24
Bevo
And it was like, we might just turn back here.

07:07.16
Bevo
Yeah.

07:07.87
Chibbs
And I'm like, do, do, do, do, don't drive it up, drive it up, drive it up.

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07:10.87
Chibbs
I'm like, they're not moving. I'm like, I slowed down to a complete stop to like three of them that were just laying on the driveway.

07:13.03
Bevo
yes That again. Get out of the way.

07:20.03
Chibbs
I'm like, Am I gonna have to get out and fucking choke a kangaroo? Like, what?

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07:27.10
Chibbs
The fuck? I just, I almost had to bump them with the car to get in the fucking move.

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07:33.26
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07:36.88
Bevo
There's nothing else funny about these little just things that farmers do.

07:41.18
Mad Dog
yeah

07:41.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Cheer and cheat.

07:43.36
Bevo
Sprying crops.

07:43.28
Chibbs
Mustard and stock.

07:45.16
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What is stock now?

07:45.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:46.46
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I don't know farming terms, but is stock like Yeah, like you if you want to make a gravy or like a soup of some sort like you but Like so that's farm made is it?

07:48.90
Chibbs
I think that's that stuff you put like you add to ingredients, like a meat stock. like

07:56.70
Mad Dog
Chicken stock, vegetable stock.

07:56.65
Chibbs
um Yeah, they must they got to muster that up.

07:59.76
Bevo
Mustard.

08:02.18
Chibbs
Yeah, they do that on farms. That's how they make that that stuff.

08:04.98
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08:04.96
Chibbs
here Yeah.

08:05.40
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Chicken stock.

08:10.29
Chibbs
Farms, yeah. Have you seen Farmer Wants a Wife?

08:14.94
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08:15.47
Chibbs
Yeah, this is stock stock farmers.

08:16.87
Bevo
What's that about?

08:20.83
Chibbs
Well, what's funny is i I actually did watch a few episodes of last season. um And one of them just fucking sent everyone home. Like one of the farmers was just like, all you bitches need to get out of my house.

08:34.63
Bevo
I think it's really funny when something's very obvious what what it is by the title and going, what's that about?

08:41.33
Chibbs
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08:41.99
Bevo
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08:44.06
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Well, they didn't want one.

08:46.46
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Yeah, it's like, what's that show about the farmer that wants a wife?

08:49.82
Bevo
but What happened to that one?

08:50.20
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What's that called?

08:50.96
Chibbs
Dancing with the stars.

08:52.55
Bevo
Well, that's a bit more vague, isn't it?

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What's that show with the stars dance?

08:57.41
Bevo
That could be interpreted through eyes.

08:58.02
Chibbs
star Star Wars.

09:00.85
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so one with it What's that movie where they're having wars in the stars?

09:08.56
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. um ah stock ah So stock is a cow.

09:14.53
Bevo
Cattle. Cattle. Yeah. Yeah.

09:16.56
Chibbs
But then he says he's driving cattle up the old stock route.

09:20.86
Mad Dog
Could stock, stock invade?

09:20.90
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Wait, mustering stock.

09:21.79
Chibbs
Wait, so what's the stock?

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And this is.

09:24.56
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He's driving stock up the stock route?

09:26.50
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All right, a minute. What, what is stock?

09:31.30
Chibbs
What stock?

09:33.27
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That's two different uses. Like the mustering stock, driving cattle up the old stock route.

09:34.51
Mad Dog
It's, it's animals, isn't it?

09:34.49
Chibbs
Yeah, you can't say cattle and stock.

09:36.36
Bevo
Let me look it up. I'm actually reading a book at the moment about

09:42.32
Chibbs
I'm reading I'm reading a book at the moment about fucking the someone that works on a big fucking property sharing sharing sheep and shit.

09:49.82
Bevo
Oh yeah. not Me too. It's actually just one chapter where he droves ah some stock up the west coast of Australia for three months.

09:56.56
Chibbs
That's.

09:58.11
Bevo
It gets lost.

10:00.78
Bevo
Uh, farming stock means all agricultural commodities, whether future growing or severed from the land.

10:05.88
Chibbs
So we could be mustering fucking, like, big goats.

10:08.63
Mad Dog
goats, pigs.

10:09.36
Bevo
Um,

10:12.00
Chibbs
Snakes.

10:12.83
Bevo
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10:13.58
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um

10:15.32
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Billbies.

10:15.58
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wheat.

10:16.75
Chibbs
so

10:17.48
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Wheat.

10:18.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

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10:20.66
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Okay. All right.

10:21.81
Mad Dog
yeah It's all fucking Aussie shit to do.

10:22.14
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We're learning, we're

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You're in.

10:24.15
Chibbs
Either way, it's fucking Australian.

10:26.74
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

10:27.84
Chibbs
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you where they don't do, they don't share sheep or muster stock or cull roos or spray cops.

10:34.15
Bevo
but We are mustering content from this verse.

10:36.69
Chibbs
The Ukraine.

10:41.38
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Yeah, what, they don't do that there?

10:42.16
Chibbs
No.

10:43.84
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Okay. What do they do there?

10:46.35
Chibbs
They have Utes.

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Hmm.

10:48.33
Bevo
Well, they're all, part yeah, okay.

10:48.28
Chibbs
yeah yeah

10:49.32
Bevo
So they're all piling in this Ute and then what happens when they go to.

10:52.14
Chibbs
ah they They're Paul and they're in the Utes.

10:54.48
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I think, I think you know what happens.

10:55.84
Chibbs
like a clo It's like a clown car situation.

10:58.14
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Yeah. It's like that. Yeah.

11:01.96
Chibbs
16 guys have just piled into a two-door fucking ute.

11:06.15
Mad Dog
Hmm.

11:06.35
Chibbs
yeah They're all like, I want to be inside it.

11:06.60
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11:07.25
Bevo
that I imagine they're all sitting in the tray and just looking thrashed around in the back.

11:09.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.

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11:13.00
Chibbs
the the One dude driving is just doing fishies on every turn.

11:16.87
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You can imagine that they're all in party by the law.

11:16.93
Mad Dog
yeah

11:18.91
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Let's go into the town! And then they'll pile down there, and then they're all touching.

11:20.57
Chibbs
but

11:22.99
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And some of them like are a bit uncomfortable with how much they're being touched by another man. And they're just like, the party has ended for that person.

11:29.43
Chibbs
apes awkward a there's no There's no stereo, so it's just but so it's just that the tie is thumping on the the fucking gravel road.

11:33.67
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11:33.73
Bevo
It doesn't sound like a bush.

11:34.16
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11:37.21
Bevo
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11:38.01
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Yeah, there's mozzies and shit, cause they're in the tray, like in the in the back of the tray and they're just reinforcing the fact that they go into town to party, but it's all quiet.

11:40.04
Chibbs
yeah yeah

11:47.69
Chibbs
yeah yeah The fucking lads are on! Let's go! Yeah!

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11:52.38
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a

11:52.51
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and Like I would say they're like, yeah, the lads are definitely on.

11:55.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:56.17
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We are going to town.

11:55.99
Chibbs
No, it's not safe to do anything above 60 down this road.

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12:00.65
Mad Dog
It's like a 45 minute drive.

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And it's like, who's like, who's like, is that?

12:00.84
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but doing the guys

12:02.45
Chibbs
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12:04.93
Chibbs
45 minutes is... that's some It's a time that you'd go... No, we could sit in the back of a ute, but it's still so long that it would be heaps uncomfortable.

12:11.19
Mad Dog
It's a long fucking time. Yeah.

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12:16.70
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12:17.46
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And they're like, can you move your hand?

12:17.55
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12:19.89
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I can't actually move it.

12:20.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:21.50
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It's like, okay.

12:21.29
Chibbs
but

12:22.13
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It was just touching me on my thigh. It's like, if I could move it, I would like, it's like Steve's sitting on my hand.

12:25.20
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especially when you're not in the back.

12:30.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:31.69
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I can't move it.

12:32.45
Chibbs
I can't move it. I can't move it. And then it finally pulls up in a real safe, safe manner. He reverses it. He reverse parks it as well.

12:43.09
Chibbs
And then it's just like, we're the boys from the bush and we're back in town. ah

12:49.92
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We're back on.

12:50.97
Chibbs
We're back on here. We're the boys chorus. We're the boys from the bush and we're back in town. While the dogs in the back and the foot goes down. It's called Always Mates Dogs.

13:02.52
Mad Dog
You fucking dogs.

13:03.56
Chibbs
Fucking dog cunts, you go in the back.

13:06.48
Mad Dog
You dog persons.

13:08.75
Chibbs
We're life members of the Outback Club. Where the boys from the bush come in from the scrub.

13:17.14
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Wait, you think he's talking about like all the dudes, he's referring to them as dogs.

13:22.66
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Yeah.

13:23.16
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Like you think that they actually just maybe, ah maybe they just brought the dogs?

13:23.14
Chibbs
Hmm. What, with all the people?

13:30.35
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Yeah, they're like, cause they're so they're like, yeah, you let's go.

13:30.35
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The town.

13:33.43
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And then like the catalogs jump in, they're like, come on. And then half way down the road, they're like, we really shouldn't have brought the dogs. There's so many people in this tray.

13:40.51
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I want to get the pub.

13:41.55
Chibbs
The dogs, the dogs weren't necessary.

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There's so many people in this Ute.

13:43.51
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They're going to the ah RSL and there's a strict no dogs policy.

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They're like, get up, get up back on the ute dog.

13:50.96
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That just sits there for the next six hours while they get pissed.

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They're bringing a water dish.

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13:58.50
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14:00.79
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so so what what is it

14:01.69
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Who's the Deso in that situation?

14:04.10
Chibbs
Yeah, no one.

14:04.77
Bevo
It's no one to hit out in the bush.

14:05.10
Chibbs
It's a bush.

14:05.82
Mad Dog
The dog.

14:07.53
Chibbs
yeah

14:07.79
Bevo
um The dogs in the back of the foot goes down implies that he's like kicking the dog.

14:11.78
Chibbs
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14:13.42
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He's stepping on the dog's throat.

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Nelly

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Verse 2. We've been... It's heat month on the podcast.

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Odd action go up. Okay, we've been out in the heat. We've been loading the trucks. We've been fixing fences. We've been choking on dust.

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I like that also, they're all in the shout. So like, are they all paying for their own drinks?

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23:02.42
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He knocks another chorus out. Verse 3.

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Yeah.

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It's a vibe about the lads gettingtin getting together, getting on it.

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I just like, to but I like to imagine that the boys being back in town, but they don't know what town, like it's very novel to them, like buildings and they're actually like fully like living off the land.

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and Like at to ah two o'clock, one of them was like, well, sundown somewhere.

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i was I was talking to a vet the other day and in a really serious way I asked, do you ever have to put cows down? And I'm like, do you just do you have to stab them to death?

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A lot easier to throw your boot on a dog larynx.

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28:55.97
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Oh yeah, 100%. Alright, so they're also junkies. It's good to know. Verse 3. We work the land through fire and flood. It's in our hearts. It runs in the blood.

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We drink on the blood of the dead tonight, fellas. We're the boys from the bush.

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and

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Mad Dog
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and Just imagine in town like they see the Ryut pull up and they're like fuck those boys from the bush are back.

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nice

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Mad Dog
ah

30:25.54
Bevo
It's also funny, like, I don't know, are you guys picturing like a real country town, like a small town?

30:28.90
Chibbs
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30:30.61
Bevo
Imagine if it was like Sydney yeah in the Ute with the dogs.

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Chibbs
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30:56.40
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I'm a big fan of the awkward sexual tension between them all and and like constantly because I think they're coming into town to try to get laid, but they're denying the possibility that maybe they always want to root each other.

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31:14.14
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Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
um

31:15.85
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Your place or mine 45 minutes away and you got it right in the back of a Ute.

31:24.16
Chibbs
uh that's it it's the same there's a chorus at the end but it's the same well i can't i can't do that can i i could read it slightly higher yeah it's released on the 4th of may 1992 it's written by lee kernigan and garth porter

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Bevo
There's a key change in the second chorus.

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Mad Dog
there is

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31:38.65
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Just then it's a noted.

31:48.63
Chibbs
um kurtigan said when goth porter and i first wrote boys from the bush i had no idea it would ever be a hit i was just i was just it was just a song about me and my mates working on the land going to the pub and tearing around in utes yeah you said it was a one now you all have utes now do you yeah yeah

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Mad Dog
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32:25.11
Bevo
Are they using good money in farming? Is there?

32:28.76
Chibbs
I get a lot of government a lot of government subsidies

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32:31.69
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32:42.18
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I don't know. on it yeah John West rejects some tutor as well.

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Mad Dog
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but

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Mad Dog
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Bevo
It's discerning, very discerning.

33:07.17
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um Garth Porter was a member, of ah he was a member, a keyboardist on backing vocals of pop group Sherbet.

33:15.83
Bevo
Oh yeah, how's that?

33:16.20
Mad Dog
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33:16.79
Chibbs
Yeah, and he was inducted in...

33:18.35
Bevo
I feel like Garth, Garth is one of those names, like there's only two Garths really, isn't there?

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33:23.04
Bevo
There's Garth Brooks and Garth from Wayne's World.

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ah got the the The organist in the band was called Garth.

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Bevo
to be

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and tim bro I want to be ah know about like things I call the fame.

33:36.92
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They have a board, a board of people No, you do a little TV show.

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34:11.09
Chibbs
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34:14.15
Bevo
I'm talking about the Rock Hall of Fame, specifically.

34:17.81
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, rock and roll Hall of Fame.

34:18.36
Bevo
You get all, you get TV special and usually reunite with old members that hate you.

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Mad Dog
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Bevo
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34:26.00
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um During July 2015, Kurtigan's music was played at an anti-Islam rallies in Australia.

34:29.69
Mad Dog
Jesus.

34:34.71
Bevo
Country people love that shit though.

34:34.69
Chibbs
yeah it wasn't he wasn't stoked He wasn't stoked about it personally, but it didn't stop him doing it.

34:40.11
Bevo
Hmm.

34:40.98
Chibbs
yeah It's produced by Garth Porter as well. And um i when I was listening to it, I'm like, at least it's a fucking country song.

34:53.47
Chibbs
Unlike when you listen to country music now and it just sounds like nickelback and and it's a country song.

34:57.98
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

34:58.21
Mad Dog
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35:00.80
Bevo
Can a few things, and if we're talking about production of this song, a few things annoyed the fuck out of me listening to it.

35:06.43
Chibbs
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35:07.27
Bevo
First of all, it sounds like country music backing track one on YouTube.

35:12.64
Mad Dog
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35:13.01
Chibbs
but yes Yeah, it's 1992.

35:15.52
Bevo
yeah

35:16.01
Chibbs
This is how they made that backing track.

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35:18.19
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And, um,

35:18.67
Chibbs
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Chibbs
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35:24.94
Bevo
And he can't, he can't decide if he's doing an American accent or an Australian accent.

35:24.77
Chibbs
it just

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Chibbs
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35:29.85
Chibbs
that' he's at yeah It's his first the album and you can it just seems like, I don't know, I've got such a massive blind spot when it comes to country music.

35:30.14
Mad Dog
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35:31.09
Bevo
beenno

35:41.12
Bevo
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35:41.19
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Like I just don't know fucking anything about Australian country music.

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Bevo
I have a feeling this was on an ad in tv on TV for a long time because this is in the television box.

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Bevo
in the magical televisitory

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um Um, did you, uh, chips, did you listen to post Malone's country album?

36:05.28
Chibbs
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36:08.01
Chibbs
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I don't know. I like Johnny Cash. Is Johnny Cash a country?

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Bevo
I've done gigs before where people want country music and I'll do like Willie Nelson on the road again and then they get upset because that's, they wanted Lee Kurtigan or Slim Dusty.

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Mad Dog
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36:34.91
Bevo
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36:34.90
Chibbs
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36:38.09
Bevo
I think Australian, Australian country is different to American country.

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Chibbs
I don't know who they are. I don't know and anything.

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Mad Dog
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Bevo
on the Beyonce version of Country.

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She had slide guitar and a little bit of her songs.

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She sang the word Texas.

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38:02.21
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ah

38:02.84
Bevo
Um, just to read it out from last week, um, Gavin is now doing the video summaries. I've, I've retired.

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I've run out of steam. I can't do them anymore. I'm not funny anymore. So Gavin's doing them, but yeah,

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Bevo
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Bevo
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39:04.91
Bevo
um So anyway, as I was saying, Gavin is now doing them, but Gavin's not here. Would you like me to read Gavin's summary or would you like his voice note?

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pretty much you see how they come in like they're all ah umday yeah I've got it do you have a youtube comment yeah

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40:07.56
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I got absolutely blind drunk when I was 18 years old living in Tamworth. It was Country Music Festival a Week and my housemate gave me a case of Bundaberg Rum. I came to ah came to and this song was playing. I was in the middle of Tamworth Entertainment Centre and I had no idea where I was.

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Mad Dog
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44:19.53
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44:25.68
Bevo
Just say it was a second last year. You don't say penultimate.

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44:35.19
Bevo
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44:44.67
Bevo
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Where the lights on the hill and the nights on the hill Someone kill a dog and I'm holding my best friend's hand and ah you ah There's um Roger Taylor's bloody um

45:27.28
Bevo
You know, like, there's like, there's like a stereotype of country guys that they fucking love utes and drinking and shit.

45:32.92
Chibbs
Yeah. ah

45:34.22
Bevo
One of his songs is called She's My Ute.

45:36.59
Chibbs
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45:37.56
Bevo
He's put stuff in a trunk.

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Mad Dog
She's my youth.

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What about Roger Taylor? Oh, we should do i like we should do, I'll come back on for this. Roger Taylor by Queen. I'm in love with my car, that song.

45:52.06
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I'm in love with my car.

45:52.78
Chibbs
I'm in love with my car, yeah.

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We'll do that one. It's about a man, he fucks a car.

45:58.84
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45:59.17
Bevo
You should do, um, ah you know what song I reckon is kind of shitty and it's a huge hit is a radio Gaga.

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46:09.19
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It's been shitty. Listen to the synth that's going. what pop prop but Yeah, I don't want to do queen.

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Yeah, they were just...

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I don't know, I don't feel like we could do any queen.

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They, they invented synth.

46:18.33
Bevo
Oh, did they, do you know the first like four albums actually say on the sleeves, like no since we used in this album sellouts.

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Yeah, they were, they were against it. Like people are against auto-tune in the early 2000s.

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They're like, we will not use since anyway. Moving on.

46:33.22
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So maybe you should.

46:36.01
Bevo
What made you better? up

46:37.05
Chibbs
yeah A little bit of legacy here, the boys from the bush. It was the 1993 Australasian Performing Rights Association Song of the Year, APRA Song of the Year. And Lee Kernigan won the 1993 Male Vocalist of the Year for the Song of the Country Music Awards.

46:56.53
Chibbs
Kernigan has won four ARIA Awards and three APRA Awards, and has sold over two million albums. And as of 2021, has 38 Golden Guitars at the Country Music Awards in Australia, ah second only to Slim Dusty.

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He's got to be God. Like he, Lee Kernigan or Slim Dusty shows up and they're like, that's God.

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Chibbs
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Bevo
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That's God.

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Slim Dusty is God. Lee Kernigan is the Holy Spirit.

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Jesus.

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Mad Dog
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47:23.03
Bevo
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Mad Dog
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god's dog yeah like for this one for this one song only surely like does he have other things like this Dale

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Mad Dog
God's dog.

47:31.23
Bevo
Slim Dusty is God, Lee Kernigan is God's mate.

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Chibbs
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Uh... Dale.

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Mad Dog
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Mad Dog
but

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Bevo
God's made.

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Mad Dog
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original boy from the bridge.

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Mad Dog
Dale from Nazareth.

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Dale from the Dale from the cross and he's back in town. i Yeah.

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48:02.13
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Dale from the cross. Dale from the Bible.

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Mad Dog
Just scratching him in the Jesus robes.

48:13.54
Chibbs
yeah with a mullet that's singing.

48:16.45
Mad Dog
Sick and dirty. It's a can of BB.

48:19.69
Chibbs
the ah he He was the 2008 Australian of the Year ah in recognition of his support for rural and regional Australia.

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Dale Crust!

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and also because of this stone.

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48:49.80
Chibbs
yeah ah What do you think Lee Königin is worth in 2025, Bebo?

48:55.15
Bevo
Did I tell you, I think I met, no, I didn't, sorry, mate, that's, that's bold. I saw Lee Kurtigan at a Tenacious D concert once.

49:04.48
Chibbs
Why?

49:05.43
Bevo
I don't know.

49:05.88
Chibbs
As a supporter?

49:06.22
Bevo
yeah No, no, like he was in the audience. and I wouldn't know him from, from fucking Adam, but, um, someone said that's Lee Kernigan in the waiting, like in the lobby.

49:16.65
Chibbs
Oh, cool.

49:18.21
Bevo
Yeah.

49:18.04
Chibbs
but Did he look rich?

49:19.57
Bevo
I don't know. I wasn't focused on Lee Kernigan at the time. Um, I'm going to say $6 million. dollars

49:29.63
Chibbs
OK. Southern?

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Yeah, I mean, that's pretty fair. I reckon like Australian royalty still doesn't fucking equate in, in like money. Like you can be the most famous Australian and I reckon you're worth, I reckon Lee Kerting.

49:45.07
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Who's the most famous Australian?

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Got to be called even now or something like that. Like she's probably up there at like 20, 30 mil maybe, but like, that's an exception.

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Yeah, I don't know.

49:52.81
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Yeah, Hugh Jackman.

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Rupert Murdoch.

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49:58.09
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Angus Young.

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But I'm, I reckon Lee Kernigan is tops 8 million.

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50:09.74
Mad Dog
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50:10.56
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Yeah. Not bad for writing fucking just songs about killing kangaroos and fucking choking on dust.

50:16.52
Mad Dog
the It's a pretty simple song too.

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We see sheep. We didn't kill dogs and we drive our car to the pub after work.

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ah Fuck man, the song does get ah song does get stuck in your head.

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Where the balls are in the bush?

50:30.79
Chibbs
Fucker.

50:34.71
Chibbs
Let's rate this shit.

50:50.32
Chibbs
What do we rattle out of? Like dead dogs?

50:54.28
Mad Dog
Dust choking?

50:55.26
Chibbs
Dust?

50:56.01
Mad Dog
Dust choked on?

50:56.20
Chibbs
Shoke? You've ah so much dust and you've choked to death. One, it's only a little the dust that you just, one single cough.

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One is one is your oh like yeah you're awkwardly touching the mate next to his hand and like you like you like it, but you don't want to show that you like it.

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The dust has settled.

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But that is your happy place, but you don't want to show that that's your happy place.

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And that's a one.

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play That's a one? Yeah.

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10 is you get your foot on a dingo's throat.

51:27.42
Chibbs
I'm throatin', watchin' its life leave its eyes. Yeah. Alright, ten. Ten you'd rather die. One it's in your Spotify wrapped. What do you give it? Doggy.

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Cue up the soundbot.

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I am a weak gutted dog person.

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51:47.27
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That's a five right down the middle. I don't, I don't give a shit about it, but it is, it is catchy. Like the chorus is catchy.

51:56.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:57.04
Mad Dog
Um, but yeah, I just don't don't care.

52:01.47
Chibbs
Fair enough. Southern?

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Um, catchiness. Yes. Very, very catchy. You know what else is catchy? Conjunctive artists, fucking lots of diseases, heaps of things that are bad.

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Hero and addiction.

52:12.46
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ah

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That doesn't mean they're good. Um, I can't imagine any moment where like I'm going somewhere and someone puts a song, puts this song on in the car.

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and and like expects me to be a part of the camaraderie of like, okay, we are the boys. Like in in any sense of the word, like where the boys from the somewhere and we're back in the somewhere, like I'm never going to be a part of an Anthem that has this song going on.

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And I'm part of the the collective boys doing that thing. I fucking think it's one of the worst things to happen to the world. It's terrible. It's a 10.

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I I hate it. Like, if someone puts it on, they're like, yeah, boy, isn't that alright? Not me. I'm not, no. I'll go with you. I'm not gonna do the, I'm not gonna sing this song.

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So I'll just, I'll just, can I just sit in the back?

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Bevo.

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Bevo
Do you ever like, you have like the world's best fucking hamburger and you're like, come on mates, I've got to take you to this place where the best hamburger ever is. And you take them and you and they're like, yeah, it's all right.

53:23.14
Bevo
that's um That was me to myself today.

53:27.56
Bevo
but no When I was like, the boys from the bush is a hell of a chorus.

53:27.97
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

53:32.37
Bevo
We're the boys from the bush and we're back in town. I'm like, that's a hell of a chorus. So I put it on and it is so weak start to finish.

53:43.95
Bevo
There's no rowdiness. It's so clean cut. And then at the end, they do the key change and then there's like, they add in a bit of like whooping, wallowing, hollering and shit.

53:52.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

53:53.07
Bevo
yeah It's like, oh man, I wanted this to be so much better than I tried to find it like a live version to see if I could capture the fucking message.

54:00.79
Chibbs
Yeah, totally the live version's good.

54:04.10
Bevo
So I can't give it a 10 because the the chorus is a fucking banger, but the rest of the song is a huge disappointment. So I'm going to give it a 9 out of 10.

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Mad Dog
ah

54:15.75
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Oh shit!

54:15.97
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It ah annoys me, like the the the tempo is wrong and the accent is like fucking slipping.

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The energy's only there from when it gets played at a pub and fucking drunk dickheads scream it. Like that's the energy, but the song has zero energy.

54:30.65
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Yeah.

54:31.25
Bevo
Yeah, yeah yeah it's they need to re-record it, I think.

54:32.53
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yep.

54:35.66
Chibbs
Yeah, I think, ah yeah, I just appreciated that it was, um... You know, it's the fuckin' early 90s when they made this, and he was probably just some dumb cunt from the bush, so they didn't want to spend any money on him.

54:49.86
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Yeah, but that's what I mean, it's due for a fucking redo.

54:52.54
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Yeah, I think if it was live, I probably would scream it, but never anywhere else.

55:00.32
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Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Um, ah, fuckin', I'd give it a 4.

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55:22.80
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Given that, like, essentially six out of ten.

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55:25.20
Bevo
and Would you marry that person?

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Mad Dog
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I love you about six out of ten.

55:31.27
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There you go. All right. Thank you, fellas. I can't remember who requested it, but thank you. and

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