High - Lighthouse Family

The song basically says, “Life is trash sometimes, but don’t worry, we’re going to spiritually parkour our way to happiness.”

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Transcript

00:50.71
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to start a YouTube channel where you accuse celebrities of war crimes.

01:01.79
Bevo
That's this podcast.

01:03.09
gav
That is basically this book

01:05.06
Mad Dog
That's exactly what happened.

01:05.84
Chibbs
but

01:06.54
gav
this podcast.

01:06.50
Chibbs
We don't have a YouTube channel. Yeah,

01:08.59
gav
This is how we introduce our YouTube channel.

01:08.75
Bevo
Libel.

01:10.88
Chibbs
yeah

01:12.73
gav
We don't have a YouTube channel yet.

01:12.86
Chibbs
it's just.

01:16.70
Chibbs
I wonder if, like, the revenue it would generate would outdo the libel suits.

01:23.47
gav
Legal fees.

01:24.13
Bevo
Libel.

01:24.37
Chibbs
Yeah, okay, fair enough.

01:28.93
gav
I'm going to say, given the shit that we've said, no, no it definitely wouldn't.

01:29.08
Mad Dog
Just like

01:33.31
gav
I can tell you now.

01:34.14
Chibbs
yeah okay fair um Well, speaking of genocide in the Middle East, we are doing by the light?

01:44.31
Chibbs
No, just Lighthouse.

01:45.84
Mad Dog
look. Yeah.

01:46.38
gav
Family. Yeah.

01:47.56
Chibbs
Lighthouse family.

01:56.35
Bevo
It's so quiet.

01:58.01
gav
Yeah, what the... And you.

01:59.91
Chibbs
I was meant to talk over that.

02:00.45
gav
Love.

02:01.68
Bevo
Do

02:01.65
Chibbs
but

02:02.47
gav
but

02:14.36
Mad Dog
Jesus.

02:17.57
gav
love

02:18.46
Chibbs
and

02:20.53
Bevo
it's like like a genre of music, like the lighthouse family?

02:26.32
Chibbs
I don't... I remember this song, I don't remember his voice sounding like that at all.

02:31.45
Mad Dog
no.

02:32.32
gav
Really?

02:33.28
Mad Dog
It's...

02:33.50
Bevo
That's ah exactly as I remember it.

02:35.19
gav
Me too, for sure.

02:35.95
Mad Dog
I remember it being a little bit more epic.

02:36.84
Chibbs
I thought he could sing.

02:38.42
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

02:41.08
Chibbs
yeah it's just like a drone. It sounds like fucking Bevo's electronic bong thing that he plays.

02:48.67
gav
bong!

02:48.84
Mad Dog
Electronic power.

02:49.43
Bevo
You mean this?

02:49.87
gav
Get us with it, Bevo.

02:50.62
Chibbs
This...

02:51.79
Bevo
Hang on, let me.

02:52.09
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's it.

02:52.85
Chibbs
This is his voice.

02:55.95
gav
get Try and get the melody right, Bevo.

02:56.61
Bevo
I can do it in the i'll do it in the low register.

02:58.95
Chibbs
yeah

03:05.91
Chibbs
Tell me that's not his fucking voice.

03:08.50
gav
Look, i' ah i wanted I wanted to swing on you here, but I'm afraid you're exactly correct.

03:08.85
Mad Dog
That's it.

03:11.09
Bevo
Let me try it

03:13.81
gav
That is his voice.

03:14.70
Mad Dog
it is It is exactly

03:15.90
Bevo
again. Play the song and I'll play a along. I've

03:17.96
Chibbs
right, here we go.

03:21.17
Bevo
got to find the key.

03:39.67
Chibbs
Oh my God.

03:42.92
gav
a

03:47.12
gav
a

03:55.00
gav
okay Oh my god.

03:57.01
Bevo
It's a new segment where itll try and play along with the melody of the song. I'll play the fade out.

04:05.55
gav
That is it. that is We can basically shut shut the pod down, man. Shut it down.

04:09.47
Bevo
play the fa out

04:10.07
gav
That's it.

04:11.94
Mad Dog
That is the funniest thing.

04:13.22
Chibbs
That's going to be...

04:15.01
gav
that's That's pretty top tier, man.

04:14.92
Chibbs
We just... We don't... We cut the entire lyric section out of the podcast. Okay.

04:23.20
Mad Dog
Oh my god.

04:24.62
gav
Can you do me favor, Jims?

04:24.80
Mad Dog
That the funniest thing.

04:25.70
gav
Can you edit it so that when you go, we're doing High by Lighthouse Family, it just plays what Bevo just did in instead of the actual song.

04:37.56
gav
And then no one will get the joke until it gets to this part of the episode.

04:39.30
Chibbs
well oh my god i'm crying we're four minutes in oh shit oh bevo's here that's the best here yeah yeah yeah priceless uh gab's here doggy's here

04:43.44
gav
That was pretty great, Memo. Yeah, that's good.

04:46.62
Mad Dog
Oh, that's so good.

04:48.68
Bevo
I'm glad I cracked that out.

04:48.98
gav
Oh, Jesus.

04:49.84
Bevo
That's like 70 bucks so I ever spent, I reckon.

04:55.47
gav
Oh, so true. So true.

05:00.76
gav
Yeah, man, what's up?

05:04.85
gav
yeah

05:06.31
Chibbs
Amazing. Amazing. um Southern's not here. He got rich.

05:11.07
gav
Oh, good on him.

05:11.99
Chibbs
got he He invented something. It's made him very rich. He's too good to hang out with us.

05:17.90
gav
Mmm.

05:18.10
Chibbs
I've got it here. It's DVD rewinder.

05:25.73
Mad Dog
it is

05:26.93
Chibbs
yes

05:28.86
Bevo
and

05:28.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:29.50
Bevo
You get some people, for sure.

05:30.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:31.32
gav
um

05:31.31
Chibbs
Yeah. um

05:32.86
gav
I remember like that was it that was a thing though.

05:33.58
Chibbs
Real invention.

05:37.24
gav
Like I remember the first couple of, like I remember probably the first time must have been hiring a DVD. Like my gran got a DVD player. We hired a DVD. We're all fucking stoked on It had like special, the whole thing.

05:49.51
Mad Dog
fucking stoked.

05:49.81
gav
And then at the end we're all like, how the fuck do you rewind this thing? Like we just didn't get it.

05:53.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:53.66
Bevo
Do you remember those days?

05:53.73
Chibbs
You'd be like, oh, they must do it at the shop.

05:55.84
gav
Yeah.

05:55.92
Chibbs
You know, like the what they'd have those external rewinding machines.

05:59.12
gav
Yeah. They had that.

06:00.22
Bevo
Remember back in the day, you'd like fall asleep to a DVD and wake up with the menu just playing over and over again.

06:04.65
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

06:05.07
gav
but

06:05.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:06.56
Bevo
You'd loud as fuck.

06:06.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

06:10.33
Bevo
I remember that was, bend it like Beckham.

06:10.52
Chibbs
um

06:12.19
Bevo
That's it. no more football.

06:15.78
gav
what

06:16.47
Mad Dog
ha

06:16.17
Chibbs
ah

06:16.47
gav
Why was the dad in Benham like Beckham Japanese?

06:17.33
Bevo
that.

06:19.42
gav
Seppuku

06:20.36
Mad Dog
yeah

06:20.97
Bevo
Oh no, no more football.

06:20.78
Chibbs
yeah like the last samurai of Beckham.

06:22.15
Mad Dog
No ball, football.

06:24.06
gav
like Beckham.

06:28.46
Bevo
no more photo

06:30.12
gav
seoo like beck and

06:30.78
Bevo
fu bottle

06:32.89
Mad Dog
Football.

06:34.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:35.18
Bevo
Sorry for my offensive.

06:35.32
Chibbs
Yeah. misses a Misses a free kick and then just stabs himself in the guts. Yeah.

06:40.19
gav
ah

06:43.03
Mad Dog
I bring dishonor upon family.

06:44.14
Chibbs
but ah

06:46.21
Mad Dog
Yeah!

06:47.64
gav
Oh my god.

06:48.26
Mad Dog
Yeah!

06:50.38
Bevo
No, no.

06:50.99
Chibbs
ah I used to laugh and laugh and laugh at school learning about Harikari.

06:52.32
Bevo
We're not about We're not about it.

06:55.93
Mad Dog
hurry carrie this

06:57.75
gav
ah

06:58.16
Chibbs
Just...

06:59.60
Mad Dog
a

06:59.55
Chibbs
There's something about it that I found hilarious.

07:02.14
Mad Dog
yeah You got

07:02.21
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

07:03.54
gav
Probably just the fact that it is genuinely funny, I guess. That's...

07:06.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. so I'm not weird.

07:09.56
gav
stabbing yourself in the guts. That's just funny.

07:11.16
Bevo
It's that guy who who stayed in the jungle for 30 years after the war.

07:11.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:12.20
gav
Funny whichever way you dice it.

07:12.40
Chibbs
Pretty funny. That's true.

07:18.25
gav
Oh, yeah.

07:18.56
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ya yeah.

07:19.17
gav
He was in the Philippines?

07:20.58
Mad Dog
gotta say one thing about Japanese. They're fucking committed.

07:23.10
Bevo
Tenacious.

07:24.39
gav
Yeah.

07:24.50
Chibbs
yeah the tenacity of these people.

07:26.79
Mad Dog
yeah

07:27.03
Chibbs
that's um Lyrics here.

07:28.94
gav
but found They found his commanding officer. That was how they got him to go home.

07:31.27
Bevo
Yeah, that's how they got him to stop. Otherwise, the war was over.

07:32.73
gav
They had to, like, find his old fucking...

07:33.66
Chibbs
All right. Jesus.

07:34.65
Bevo
Yeah, bullshit.

07:34.72
gav
Yeah.

07:35.96
Bevo
I promise.

07:36.66
Mad Dog
yeah

07:36.63
gav
Yeah. yeah yeah

07:37.60
Chibbs
Good one.

07:38.46
gav
I will only report to my CEO. And they're like, oh fuck. We got to find this guy, man.

07:42.00
Chibbs
Ah, shit.

07:43.37
Bevo
he was working at some like shopping center or something.

07:46.68
Chibbs
Christ.

07:48.65
Mad Dog
Is that TGI Fridays?

07:50.86
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

07:51.80
Mad Dog
Just bussing tables.

07:54.71
Bevo
ah

07:58.17
Mad Dog
We need you to go to the Filipino jungle.

08:00.73
gav
yeah Colonel, i haven't heard that name in a long time.

08:06.91
Chibbs
There's a soldier. He's up the river and he's gone mad. He's convinced tribespeople he's a god.

08:17.01
Chibbs
Verse 1 of high by Lighthouse Family.

08:17.40
gav
Oh, fuck.

08:21.99
Chibbs
When you're close to tears, remember, someday it'll all be over.

08:28.10
Bevo
Drugs.

08:28.81
gav
No.

08:31.37
Chibbs
One day we're going to get so high. through it's um though Though it's darker than December, what's ahead is a different colour.

08:37.31
gav
so

08:43.09
Chibbs
One day we're going to get so high.

08:47.15
Mad Dog
Jesus.

08:47.18
Chibbs
he Yeah.

08:47.89
Mad Dog
Okay.

08:48.44
gav
Okay, so I love this verse, I think.

08:48.95
Bevo
drugs

08:51.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:52.80
Bevo
Imagine someone crying.

08:53.15
gav
um It's like, don't don't cry. You'll be dead one day.

08:55.86
Bevo
don Don't worry.

08:56.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:57.90
gav
that's

08:57.98
Chibbs
What's the point?

08:58.86
Bevo
This is all temporary.

08:59.18
Mad Dog
It's okay. Yeah.

09:00.49
gav
Don't be sad. Don't be happy. Just fucking exist.

09:03.00
Chibbs
Exist.

09:04.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:04.24
Chibbs
Exist until you're dust.

09:04.47
Bevo
they're There, there.

09:04.75
gav
until Until you don't.

09:05.01
Bevo
There, there.

09:07.53
Mad Dog
Let's look on the bright side.

09:07.62
Bevo
You have less time than you think.

09:10.14
Mad Dog
We're all going to die one day.

09:12.42
Chibbs
Here, now do this heroin.

09:15.43
gav
One day we're going to get so high. It's such a good lyric, man.

09:19.21
Chibbs
It's the, I like the, ah like, people think it's oh, getting high, it's probably like smoking weed or something. I like to think of it as being one of the most gnarly drugs you can possibly, just like, let's do bath salts.

09:29.74
gav
ah forever

09:32.62
gav
yeah well

09:32.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:34.01
gav
One day we're going smoke PCP.

09:35.20
Bevo
ACP. Yeah.

09:39.46
gav
e

09:40.59
Mad Dog
Just inject fentanyl straight into my aorta.

09:42.28
Chibbs
really yeah 35 degrees at the beach

09:44.37
gav
Australian dick. um This is another one as well that being Australian, I think, always throws me off when someone associates weather with a month or or like a season with a month because it's like through darkest December and I'm like, December is the lightest month.

09:55.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:55.39
Bevo
Yeah.

09:59.15
Chibbs
yeah

10:00.05
Bevo
It's so fucking hot.

10:01.68
Mad Dog
It's fucking hot, man.

10:01.85
gav
It's so fucking hot.

10:03.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:03.24
Chibbs
thirty five degrees at the beach

10:04.86
Bevo
Yeah.

10:05.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:05.35
gav
At least.

10:05.26
Chibbs
yeah

10:06.03
gav
Jesus Christ.

10:06.39
Bevo
I don't, I don't go outside ever anymore. It's that hot.

10:08.93
Mad Dog
Nah.

10:09.36
gav
yeah better Yeah, you're fucking north, man.

10:12.20
Bevo
Yeah. It's hot.

10:12.84
gav
You're right up there.

10:13.52
Bevo
It's, it's muggy and hot.

10:15.40
gav
Yeah.

10:15.52
Mad Dog
It's muggy and hot.

10:16.08
Bevo
What's ahead is a different color.

10:16.90
Chibbs
I don't go outside anymore.

10:17.29
Bevo
It's true. It's really true.

10:21.61
Mad Dog
The sand burns your feet.

10:23.38
Bevo
Yeah.

10:24.13
Mad Dog
Yeah. Um...

10:25.05
Bevo
I go ahead in the cover of darkness.

10:28.89
Mad Dog
And us baldies as well.

10:29.08
gav
I am the knight.

10:31.05
Mad Dog
We've got to be extra careful.

10:31.89
Bevo
Yeah.

10:32.56
gav
True.

10:32.85
Bevo
Yeah.

10:33.45
Mad Dog
ah So, yeah, fuck fuck December.

10:37.13
Bevo
Yeah. I'm close.

10:37.79
Mad Dog
talk

10:38.02
gav
i

10:38.64
Bevo
Close to tears now.

10:39.20
Mad Dog
Talk to me about July. I

10:41.54
gav
Yeah. um what's your favorite What's your favorite season? Season, fellas. What do you think? i'm getting I'm getting that the you two aren't particular big summer boys.

10:47.57
Bevo
Uh. Oops.

10:50.10
Mad Dog
um actually, well, I don't mind it, but actually like autumn, autumn winter because it's soccer season.

10:57.17
Bevo
I'm a spring man because it's, uh, it's, it's my birthday.

10:57.27
gav
Nice. Spring man.

10:59.30
Chibbs
I'm a spring man.

11:01.39
gav
You look over and Bevo's just made of springs.

11:01.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:01.93
Bevo
Yeah.

11:04.33
gav
Chips?

11:04.97
Chibbs
ah Summer.

11:06.45
gav
you go.

11:06.59
Bevo
Yeah. Right.

11:06.91
gav
I'm a winter guy.

11:07.19
Bevo
Yeah. Fuck.

11:07.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:07.88
gav
i feel like we've got the whole spectrum covered.

11:08.05
Chibbs
Yeah. Bring it on. Yeah. Bring it on.

11:10.11
gav
Who would have thought? i love the weathering i love the

11:12.07
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:12.00
Chibbs
I can go. to I can go to the beach. i can go to the beach all day.

11:13.91
gav
I love the the weather in winter is dope, but I like the long days of summer. I need to find out where ah geographically I need to be for that to happen.

11:21.93
Mad Dog
Hmm.

11:22.27
gav
Long, cold days.

11:22.27
Chibbs
Yeah. law Alaska?

11:25.55
Bevo
Melbourne.

11:25.87
gav
Probably. Did you say Melbourne?

11:26.80
Mad Dog
where the sun never sets and it's fucking freezing.

11:26.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:28.83
gav
Melbourne.

11:28.97
Bevo
Melbourne, I don't know.

11:31.69
Chibbs
Yeah, i don't know. Yeah. um Yeah, like, you know, North Canada?

11:37.08
gav
Yeah, probably.

11:37.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:38.10
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

11:39.99
Mad Dog
People in the Northern Hemisphere assume there's no other hemisphere. They just...

11:44.33
Bevo
That's true. Yeah.

11:45.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:45.33
gav
yeah

11:45.78
Bevo
is american Americans love defining things by seasons too, which we don't really do. Like, oh, this is a summer song or this is a winter song.

11:52.51
gav
Coming this fall.

11:53.14
Bevo
and

11:53.83
gav
Yeah.

11:53.82
Bevo
Yeah.

11:53.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:54.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:54.69
Bevo
And we don't have that. It's a weird thing.

11:56.01
gav
Yeah.

11:56.65
Mad Dog
I'm going to get my fall outfit out.

11:58.39
Bevo
It's also because we, in Australia, we have, what, six-week terms. what how How long is it School term? Ten weeks or whatever?

12:05.71
Mad Dog
and

12:06.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:06.46
Bevo
And then we have two weeks holidays until Christmas when it's like six, where Americans just go until July.

12:10.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:12.61
gav
smash it out and then have all of summer off.

12:14.40
Bevo
yeah and have the entire season off.

12:14.95
gav
Yeah.

12:16.94
Bevo
That's wacky.

12:17.25
gav
Yeah, that's that's such a weird...

12:18.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:18.73
gav
Imagine having three months off. What the fuck are you supposed to do with that?

12:20.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:21.07
Bevo
That's where they all get jobs and stuff.

12:22.31
Mad Dog
They pump out two semesters and then...

12:24.38
Chibbs
Yeah, they probably, I'd imagine they shoot each other and set fire to things.

12:29.76
Bevo
yeah so Yeah.

12:30.57
Chibbs
I don't know.

12:30.84
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

12:31.27
Mad Dog
They do get very high. I can tell you that.

12:33.00
Bevo
Voted dictators.

12:33.10
gav
they they

12:33.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:34.09
Mad Dog
ah

12:34.03
Bevo
yeah

12:34.45
gav
They go back to school and they think, fuck this, I'm going to shoot my classmate.

12:37.55
Chibbs
but Yeah.

12:38.50
Mad Dog
Hey.

12:38.58
Chibbs
I imagine that comes up a fair bit.

12:40.76
gav
Hmm.

12:41.52
Mad Dog
Hey.

12:41.24
Chibbs
ah

12:42.01
Bevo
I'm so angry.

12:42.18
Chibbs
ah Pre-chorus. Pre-chorus.

12:45.82
Mad Dog
Very good.

12:45.78
Bevo
but let's I'm leaving it there.

12:47.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:47.37
Bevo
Thank you.

12:49.15
gav
ah but I like that logic though. It's like we get drip fed our holidays so you're always kind of happy but the Americans, they have this three month holiday then they have to go back to school and they're like, well, fuck it.

12:55.41
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

12:58.96
Bevo
yet

12:59.58
gav
I may as well shoot somebody.

12:59.97
Chibbs
but

13:00.76
Bevo
Yeah, I've pet ah've pent this up so long.

13:01.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:01.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

13:01.95
gav
That's...

13:02.25
Mad Dog
I'm either killing myself or killing everyone else.

13:02.32
gav
Oh,

13:04.60
Chibbs
ah

13:08.19
gav
ah fuck. Okay, sorry. Pre-chorus.

13:10.26
Chibbs
At the end of the day, remember the days. so

13:14.01
gav
Yeah.

13:15.77
Bevo
ah

13:16.45
Chibbs
that That's a shirt. You reckon Lighthouse Family had merch that had that on it?

13:20.61
gav
They had to have got merch with this on it.

13:21.77
Mad Dog
At the end of the day.

13:21.70
Chibbs
Yeah. At the end of the day, remember the days when we were close to the end and wonder how we made it through the night at the end of the day.

13:25.18
gav
It gets better.

13:28.68
Mad Dog
so Jesus.

13:34.05
Chibbs
Remember the way we stayed so close to the end, we'll remember it was me and you. This is a Suicide Pact song.

13:41.69
Mad Dog
This is.

13:41.76
gav
I think it is It's feeling...

13:42.46
Mad Dog
this is this is a This is a suicide cult.

13:42.74
Bevo
No, I'm reading this.

13:43.48
gav
it's

13:45.55
Mad Dog
This is like drink the Kool-Aid type of stuff.

13:48.68
Bevo
This is the first three months of being a

13:48.75
Chibbs
it

13:49.36
gav
The listeners at home can't see the video feed, but ah Mad Dog's jerking off right now.

13:53.30
Bevo
a... Into his boat.

13:54.74
Chibbs
Jonestown.

13:55.94
gav
I was like, he saw Suicide Cult rock hard immediately.

13:56.54
Mad Dog
Don't see him. 100%.

13:59.76
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

14:00.25
Mad Dog
hundred percent

14:01.09
Chibbs
yeah

14:01.69
Bevo
This is the first two...

14:02.66
Chibbs
Still in the Guyana tug.

14:07.69
gav
That's the fucking shirt. Brian Jones with his cock in his hand.

14:11.87
Mad Dog
the Guyana tug.

14:14.51
gav
Not Brian Jones. What's his fucking name?

14:16.77
Chibbs
Jim Jones.

14:17.10
Mad Dog
um Jim Jones.

14:17.71
gav
Jim Jones. Jim Jones.

14:19.40
Bevo
You lost me.

14:19.74
Mad Dog
With the sunnies. Yeah.

14:21.72
gav
Yeah, yeah.

14:21.63
Chibbs
Sorry, Bevo. Yeah,

14:23.18
Bevo
Oh, no, that's I was going to say this, this reminds me of being a first time dad, you know, when your kids up all fucking night and you're like, remember those days when you were close to the end?

14:23.52
gav
Jonestown Massacre.

14:30.83
Chibbs
yeah. yeah yeah

14:32.95
gav
yeah yeah

14:34.70
Bevo
One day how you made it through the night. Yeah. And then you remember it was me and you, the wife.

14:40.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:41.61
gav
Oh, God.

14:44.42
Bevo
It's not funny, but it's yeah just remembering.

14:46.06
Chibbs
it's

14:46.52
gav
Yeah, no, that's that's pretty That's pretty real.

14:47.28
Mad Dog
It sounds traumatic.

14:48.77
gav
Yeah.

14:48.67
Chibbs
Yeah, it's fucking horrible.

14:49.49
Bevo
it Yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:51.10
gav
yeah

14:51.03
Chibbs
um

14:51.37
Bevo
Traumatic is a good way to put it

14:52.24
Chibbs
yeah

14:52.84
gav
Yeah, that is it.

14:53.37
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, I just... There's something hilarious about that at the end of the day, remember the days.

14:58.26
Bevo
Remember the day. It's Monday now, so...

14:59.00
Chibbs
It's like, wait, what? At the end? Wait.

15:02.61
Bevo
whereas

15:02.84
Chibbs
It's like a riddle.

15:03.80
Bevo
my

15:03.72
Chibbs
and i What am I remembering again?

15:05.41
Bevo
monday now so

15:08.43
Chibbs
Carry the Wednesday.

15:10.20
Mad Dog
ah

15:10.35
Chibbs
and That's... ah

15:11.47
Mad Dog
What would the shirt be? Would it be the thinking emoji with like the cloud bubble being like calendars?

15:18.13
Chibbs
ah see I think maybe I'm thinking more like a meditative-looking meme, like something about spirituality or whatever, but you're just using Lighthouse Family lyrics.

15:19.92
Mad Dog
Calendar?

15:31.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:33.28
Bevo
Confucius say, at the end of the day, remember the days.

15:33.61
gav
and then the same and i mean then on the back And then on the back, sorry, this is just a vision I've had, but on the back, it's just a fortune cookie cracking open and the fortune just says, kill yourself.

15:33.84
Mad Dog
At the end of the day, remember the day.

15:36.77
Chibbs
yeah

15:53.02
gav
yeah

15:52.86
Chibbs
They've got to chuck one of them in every fortune cookie from time to time, don't they?

15:54.00
Bevo
yeah

15:54.76
gav
You got it. You got it.

15:56.20
Bevo
Can you promote that to the front of the shirt?

16:01.18
Chibbs
It's like you're at dinner with your family. So so this, oh you know, yeah um always remember to try your best.

16:09.77
Mad Dog
yeah

16:10.17
gav
A stitch in time saves nine.

16:10.18
Chibbs
What did you get, Dad? What?

16:13.07
Mad Dog
You've had some great sweet and sour pork.

16:17.46
gav
yeah

16:18.30
Chibbs
have The cookies told me to kill myself.

16:22.31
gav
so And I just might.

16:25.11
Bevo
leave You could even crack it and it just says when you're close to tears, remember someday it'll all be over.

16:30.12
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

16:31.29
gav
that

16:31.40
Chibbs
These are the entire lot of lyrics of fortune cookie messages.

16:33.69
Mad Dog
what cookies

16:37.33
gav
thats i feel like that's where we're at.

16:38.18
Mad Dog
one One day we're going to get so high.

16:39.03
gav
That's where we're at.

16:39.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:41.17
Mad Dog
What the fuck?

16:45.45
Chibbs
ah This whole chorus could be a fortune cookie, it says.

16:48.12
Bevo
What's that?

16:48.13
Chibbs
We're

16:48.56
Bevo
The Simpsons bit where it's like, you will find happiness with a new love. And then I'm like, we're out of those ones. yeah Go with the stick with your wife.

16:54.99
Chibbs
out of there. ah but yeah out of The chorus goes, because we are going to be forever, you and me, you will always keep me flying high in the sky of love.

17:09.79
Bevo
Does anyone else picture him as a kite or like some kind of balloon?

17:09.98
Chibbs
this...

17:12.80
gav
yeah

17:13.06
Bevo
It's been blown up.

17:16.52
gav
I was wondering if this is a different sky than the one I'm familiar with. You know what I mean? It's like the sky I know is mostly nitrogen. There's some oxygen in there, some trace elements, but the sky of love, I'm not familiar.

17:23.67
Bevo
Yeah.

17:26.92
Chibbs
Sky of love.

17:27.19
Bevo
It's

17:27.82
Chibbs
don't know. i imagine the, you know, ah September 2001.

17:30.25
Bevo
pink.

17:33.58
Chibbs
two thousand and one

17:36.99
Bevo
Okay, listen, skip ahead 30 seconds at this point.

17:37.39
Mad Dog
Please, Please. guys

17:39.40
Chibbs
they

17:39.77
gav
Severe clear.

17:43.40
gav
but

17:43.29
Chibbs
Yeah, and flying high.

17:45.66
Bevo
Flying high.

17:46.11
Chibbs
Verse two. Don't you think it's time you started doing what we always wanted? One day we're going to get so high. Because even the impossible is easy when we got each other.

17:58.33
Chibbs
One day we're going to get so high.

18:01.61
Bevo
Fucking hell.

18:01.69
gav
I think we've just we've we've skipped the headline here this song is definitely just about getting blazed as fuck right surely yeah like

18:06.03
Chibbs
Sure. it's It's Afro-Man before Afro-Man.

18:10.31
Bevo
Doing what we always wanted.

18:10.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:11.93
Bevo
Smoking a blunt.

18:12.93
Chibbs
yeah

18:13.67
gav
Yeah.

18:13.50
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:14.81
gav
Yeah.

18:14.96
Chibbs
Shooting up. Yeah. Eight balls.

18:21.19
Mad Dog
Straight between the toes.

18:20.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:22.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:22.48
Chibbs
It's just, yeah, good toe jab for sure.

18:24.69
gav
Nothing like a good toe jab.

18:25.82
Chibbs
Yeah. guy

18:26.52
gav
That's another shirt, I reckon. Toe jab.

18:28.32
Chibbs
Nothing like a toe jab.

18:28.65
Mad Dog
Toe.

18:29.87
gav
Nothing like a toe jab.

18:30.85
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Don't let your boss know. jab. Yeah.

18:34.05
Mad Dog
Toe jab.

18:34.95
gav
Fortune cookie saying, have a toe jab.

18:35.89
Mad Dog
No one will ever know.

18:38.70
Bevo
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

18:38.74
Chibbs
For toe jab. Guyana tug, our jab. is all good quality stuff.

18:47.56
Mad Dog
Guyana.

18:52.56
Chibbs
Gavin's loving it.

18:54.22
gav
I'm writing, I'm literally writing these down.

18:54.04
Chibbs
just The smile, the smile on his face.

18:56.42
gav
i'm I'm like, I'm having, um'm to I've got to fucking write it down, man.

18:57.77
Mad Dog
He's actually typing it.

19:01.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:02.35
Mad Dog
used

19:03.46
gav
I'll tell you what, so often, so often like a month goes by and I'm like, I'm like, fuck, we talked about a fucking good shirt idea in the pod and I'm sitting there, I know, we've got wait for Jazz to catch up because um ah do I I absolutely don't listen to this.

19:03.68
Mad Dog
Guyana tongue.

19:11.03
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. We have to wait for Jazz to catch up and then tell us tell us when what shirts we're meant to have made.

19:17.58
Bevo
The Oath Keeper.

19:19.48
gav
Does anyone listen to this? Like, do you guys listen to the pod? I think Bevo does sometimes because

19:23.00
Bevo
Sometimes, yeah. Not all the

19:24.12
Mad Dog
Yeah, I do. I do.

19:25.48
gav
You do?

19:25.54
Chibbs
I haven't for for a while.

19:25.84
gav
That's good. I...

19:27.82
Chibbs
that's why every That's why all the fucking levels are shit.

19:32.17
Bevo
time.

19:32.75
gav
I love it when an episode's been up for like three weeks and then Bevo messages like, hey guys, levels

19:37.18
Bevo
The sink is out, yeah.

19:39.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:39.88
Bevo
Someone's got to do it.

19:40.12
Mad Dog
um

19:39.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:40.86
Mad Dog
Actually, Guyana Tug will go on my indie rock band name list.

19:45.87
Chibbs
That's a good band name.

19:46.42
Bevo
Guy on a tug.

19:47.94
gav
That's straight up good.

19:48.81
Mad Dog
Guyana.

19:48.52
Chibbs
guy Guy on a tug.

19:48.90
gav
That's... going on it

19:50.89
Mad Dog
Guyana Tug.

19:52.02
Bevo
Just go out and a boat.

19:52.22
gav
Making your movies, making songs, and fighting around the world.

19:52.80
Chibbs
okay You could have a song called Toe Jab.

19:56.65
Mad Dog
toe jab that's the opening track

19:56.85
gav
Toe Jab. No, Toe Jab. Okay, sorry, sorry.

19:59.12
Chibbs
Toe Jab's a hardcore band.

20:00.60
gav
I was...

20:00.40
Chibbs
Hmm.

20:00.92
gav
Oh, fuck you, Chibs. I was literally about to say, if if fucking Guyana Tugg is your alt-rock fucking band name, Toe Jab is my hardcore band name.

20:10.69
Chibbs
It's New York hardcore as well. It's not like Parkway Drive.

20:12.52
gav
I looked up... So I hit up...

20:13.56
Chibbs
It's like fucking sick of it all.

20:14.55
gav
i

20:15.39
Mad Dog
yeah sick of it all yeah

20:15.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:16.86
gav
I hit up Alex Dunn yesterday and i was just like i I was just like...

20:19.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:21.45
gav
I was in the mood for some fucking hardcore and i just I was like, ah I'm just not really across hardcore as a genre.

20:27.74
Chibbs
Hmm.

20:28.30
gav
And I hit up friend of the pod, Alex Dunn, and I was just like, who's on high rotation? Who should I listen to? And he was just like, if you want to listen to some fucking good hardcore, like just put on Trapped Under Ice was the band name and the album was called Big Kiss Goodnight.

20:40.84
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

20:43.39
gav
And I was like...

20:43.47
Chibbs
Okay.

20:44.75
Mad Dog
Sick.

20:44.83
gav
And I put it on and I was just like, this is fucking exactly what I was after.

20:45.28
Chibbs
That's good.

20:49.20
Chibbs
Have you fucked with speed?

20:51.44
gav
So he suggested speed later in the chat.

20:51.51
Mad Dog
Yeah, that is some good shit.

20:52.44
Bevo
that the drug or the velocity sometimes um that's alright I got other shit on

20:55.30
gav
I mean, yes, i i' fucked with I've obviously fucked with an awful lot of speed.

20:55.75
Chibbs
That's good hardcore. Hmm. yeah

21:02.83
gav
um

21:03.23
Chibbs
that's that's that's good hardco

21:05.06
gav
That's the good shit. All right. Yeah. Anyway, i'm um'm I'm coming into my hardcore era. So I'm about to start a band called Toe Jab Chibs.

21:10.85
Chibbs
Toe Jab, I'm in.

21:11.25
gav
you're probably You're probably in it.

21:12.03
Chibbs
I'm in.

21:12.65
gav
Yeah. All right.

21:12.98
Mad Dog
um I'll be I'll be in, Tojab.

21:12.72
Chibbs
I'm in. yeah

21:15.10
gav
Yeah, fuck yeah.

21:15.21
Chibbs
yeah

21:15.76
Mad Dog
If you want.

21:15.98
gav
ah Bevo, you live slightly too far away, but you can contribute producer notes.

21:15.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:22.78
gav
He lied.

21:22.88
Mad Dog
Oh,

21:23.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:23.85
Bevo
No, I don't. I'm very free.

21:24.93
Chibbs
I'm playing in Dan new band.

21:27.06
gav
ah Which one?

21:27.04
Bevo
yeah. Fat bald idiot.

21:28.33
Chibbs
Fat bald idiot.

21:29.19
gav
Fatballed Idiot? Nice.

21:30.34
Mad Dog
yeah.

21:30.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:30.88
Bevo
You didn't get the call for all in South.

21:30.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:31.30
gav
Nice.

21:34.15
Chibbs
No, why not? I wonder.

21:35.86
Bevo
Yeah. Hmm.

21:36.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:37.76
gav
I like Fatballed Idiot.

21:37.55
Chibbs
Don't know.

21:38.32
Mad Dog
That's a good band.

21:38.82
gav
That's some really good stuff. Vasectomy's killer. Yeah.

21:41.07
Chibbs
Vasectomy is good. Grandpa Joe is a fucking great song.

21:42.13
Bevo
I got it. i recorded a ah solo for him for um biological dad, but ah got I got it.

21:44.40
Chibbs
Grandpa Joe is good one.

21:48.63
Chibbs
Oh, biological, that's great.

21:49.79
gav
Oh, biological dad kicks ass.

21:49.92
Mad Dog
ah

21:49.91
Bevo
I got to tidy it up.

21:50.62
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's very good.

21:52.68
gav
That's a good fucking song.

21:53.01
Chibbs
It's good. It's good stuff. um We got another pre-chorus. We got another chorus. The bridge goes, Hi! Hi! Hi hi i i hi ah i

22:12.96
Bevo
Hi.

22:13.07
gav
Fuck it does too.

22:15.38
Chibbs
that's exactly how it's written

22:17.22
gav
I hadn't scrolled down to where it was yet.

22:18.34
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

22:18.82
gav
And i was like, why is he Normally you just go, hi, hi, hi.

22:21.60
Chibbs
Well, if that's how it's written.

22:22.60
gav
No, but it was, that's how it's written.

22:23.80
Bevo
It's four eyes in the second eye.

22:25.70
Chibbs
So many eyes.

22:26.80
gav
Yeah. There's a lot of fucking eyes.

22:26.88
Chibbs
Yeah. the the the the second The second high was higher than the first. Pre-chorus chorus. These guys don't fuck about.

22:35.65
Bevo
Four choruses.

22:35.65
Chibbs
They're giving you the absolute bare minimum as far as lyrics goes. Like, there's only four lines in each verse because the the other is that we're going to get so high, which just repeated.

22:46.83
Bevo
Was this a request?

22:47.04
Chibbs
So they wrote eight lines.

22:48.05
Bevo
How

22:50.36
Mad Dog
Yeah, was this requested?

22:52.17
Bevo
how did this end up in the...

22:53.67
Chibbs
This just came up because Jazz rang me the other the day and went, you know what's a good song? And started singing it. And I'm like, I know that song, but I have no idea what i'd have no idea what that is at all.

23:04.72
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah

23:05.32
Chibbs
And for ages, we're going back and forth. We could sing the entire song, but couldn't think who it was, what the song was called or anything.

23:10.00
gav
yeah.

23:13.18
Bevo
i have I have an earworm like that.

23:13.17
Chibbs
And then I'm like,

23:14.42
Bevo
and I can't.

23:14.82
Chibbs
Yeah, I was like, I've got it. and'm like, fucking Lighthouse family.

23:18.35
Bevo
Yeah.

23:18.56
Chibbs
i like, we'll do it on the pod.

23:18.88
gav
Yeah, nice.

23:20.23
Chibbs
I'm sure there's got to be retarded shit in there for sure.

23:22.60
Mad Dog
have Have we done She's So High before?

23:25.73
gav
Oh, good shout.

23:25.71
Chibbs
ah think have I think we have.

23:25.98
Bevo
Tal Bachman.

23:29.08
Bevo
No, we we haven't.

23:29.25
Mad Dog
That could be good.

23:30.57
gav
Tell Buckman.

23:30.33
Chibbs
We haven't?

23:31.01
Bevo
No, I don't think we have.

23:32.12
Mad Dog
She's so high.

23:32.60
Chibbs
Are you sure?

23:33.96
Bevo
Yeah. That song had like, it had two versions out pretty much at the same time.

23:35.36
gav
There's actually some fucking good lyrics to run on that.

23:39.28
Bevo
One was like a, um,

23:39.58
Chibbs
yeah I'm sure we've done it.

23:42.05
Bevo
One was like an idol winner and the other one was the Tal Bachman who's the son of Randy Bachman from the Bachman Turner Overdrive.

23:47.75
gav
Turn overdrive, BTO, there you

23:48.55
Chibbs
Ah, they just broke up.

23:48.81
Bevo
Yeah.

23:51.41
Bevo
Did they?

23:51.88
gav
After what, 600 fucking years?

23:53.02
Bevo
They took care of business. Business.

23:55.91
Chibbs
Yeah, they broke up like a couple of weeks ago.

23:58.27
gav
Oh, shit.

23:58.15
Chibbs
um um I'm sure we've done it. Who've been

24:03.46
Bevo
Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.

24:05.68
Chibbs
wrong, kid? Who've been wrong? Chowder!

24:10.23
Bevo
Say it right, Frenchie.

24:13.51
Chibbs
Alright, it was released on the 29th of December 1997, 1,351 days before the Towers. But, know, the same year as Diddy. 97. got couple weeks 97. And drawing titties on boat.

24:20.63
gav
All right.

24:21.51
Chibbs
Yeah. That was right?

24:24.46
gav
Yeah, big 97 hits right now.

24:25.64
Mad Dog
Yes.

24:26.58
gav
Yeah.

24:26.49
Chibbs
ninety seven we got a couple of weeks to ninety seven

24:27.12
Bevo
That's been a big year for movies about sinking ships and good music.

24:32.36
Chibbs
and draw drawing in titties on a boat

24:32.67
gav
yeah ah Yeah.

24:35.95
Mad Dog
hu

24:35.94
Bevo
That happened too.

24:37.59
Chibbs
yeah

24:38.21
gav
Yeah, we yeah. We've all been there in 97.

24:39.23
Bevo
Yeah. Jurassic Park too.

24:39.94
Chibbs
that was titanic right

24:41.32
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:41.27
Bevo
Jurassic Park, The Lost World.

24:43.06
Chibbs
Yeah, Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park.

24:44.04
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

24:47.31
Chibbs
It's written by Paul Tucker, who said it took him eight months to write this song.

24:52.54
Bevo
Eight minutes. Eight minutes.

24:53.84
Mad Dog
Holy dooly.

24:55.50
Chibbs
Worked on this for eight months just to get it get it right.

24:57.55
gav
Eight months.

24:59.04
Bevo
Okay.

24:59.34
gav
Well, I'm sure it's paying off.

25:01.04
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

25:01.97
Chibbs
Singer Tundi Beewoo.

25:08.10
Chibbs
I'm sure that's not

25:10.05
gav
I'm sure you fucked that up royally.

25:10.39
Mad Dog
It sounds like, yep,

25:11.49
gav
Yeah. Hyundai

25:14.50
Bevo
a

25:15.31
gav
Daewoo.

25:15.95
Chibbs
yeah

25:16.27
Bevo
ba

25:18.04
Mad Dog
that tracks.

25:17.86
Chibbs
And songwriter Paul Tucker formed the E.E. Act Lighthouse family in 1993. They're from Newcastle, England. um And they met while studying at university and worked as barmen at the same bar.

25:34.37
gav
dope

25:34.35
Bevo
um Okay.

25:34.52
Mad Dog
it sounds like yep that that track

25:37.39
Chibbs
see how it goes. They were active from 1993 to 2003, where they had a falling Reformed in 2010, fell again 2011. Reformed in 2019, out again in 2022. Yeah. Yeah. I can tell Tucker announced in June 2022 that the duo would no longer performing together as Beewoo...

25:48.94
Chibbs
fell out again in twenty twenty two

25:50.72
Bevo
Jesus.

25:52.43
Chibbs
yeah

25:53.71
gav
I wonder which one of them is the dick.

25:53.70
Chibbs
yeah i could tell you

25:57.04
gav
Nice.

25:56.88
Chibbs
so tucker announced in june twenty twenty two that the juo would no longer be performing together as they were

26:05.48
Mad Dog
Tucker

26:05.32
Chibbs
It sounds like a yeah Pokemon.

26:07.95
Bevo
Top of car.

26:09.27
gav
It does a bit.

26:09.82
Chibbs
ah

26:12.22
Chibbs
Beewoo wished to focus on his solo career, but it was way messier because in 2023, in a statement, Beewoo wrote, I am as disappointed as you are. It breaks my heart to let you down.

26:24.52
Chibbs
But in his first interview since the news of their bitter splits broke, Tunde has now revealed his side of the story, claiming he was left feeling like a doormat with the final straw being that Paul locked him out of their social media accounts.

26:42.23
Chibbs
They're not on talking terms, Tunde says. I haven't spoken to him in a bit in over two years. I just want to get on with my life and make music, but we haven't spoken for almost two years.

26:50.84
Bevo
Wow. Wow.

26:54.16
gav
shit

26:53.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:55.02
Bevo
Light, lighthouse family.

26:56.93
Chibbs
So I reckon and he's gone, I'm just, yeah, I've been writing a couple of songs myself, Paul. I'm actually going to trade onto the lighthouse family.

27:06.87
Bevo
means family.

27:08.36
Mad Dog
Just like a real family.

27:09.61
Chibbs
yeah ah ah

27:10.10
gav
We're a family.

27:12.74
Bevo
ohhanna means family

27:19.37
gav
Good pull, Bebo. Good fucking pull, man.

27:22.11
Chibbs
After Beewoo's father's death. His mother went on to marry former Nigerian president, Osan Banjo.

27:30.35
gav
Oh, shit.

27:32.44
Bevo
Oh, he's the guy who keeps sending me the fucking emails.

27:33.32
Mad Dog
Going straight to the top.

27:36.27
gav
yeah

27:36.53
Bevo
Wow. Hmm.

27:38.70
Chibbs
This dude, this dude is like the Nelson Mandela of Nigeria. He was arrested in 95 for being part of a coup um and then became the democratic elected president of Nigeria in 1999.

27:52.66
Bevo
well

27:53.11
gav
Wow. Four years. Quick turnaround.

27:54.88
Chibbs
quick turnaround day yeah way more way more but um he also he didn't marry a member of the lighthouse family's um family family's family

27:56.17
gav
You did well.

27:57.45
Mad Dog
Mandela did a lot more time than that.

27:59.69
gav
Yeah.

28:05.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

28:07.21
Bevo
yeah yeah

28:08.25
Chibbs
yeah

28:12.44
Chibbs
ah It's produced by Mike Peden. ah he was in a bit yeah hey He was in a band called The Chimes and he had a hit single, I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.

28:17.58
Mad Dog
P didn't.

28:18.11
gav
Mike peed in the toilet bowl.

28:29.60
gav
Yeah.

28:30.65
Chibbs
It's like, is it a cover?

28:31.25
Bevo
and he grew up to be bono

28:34.61
Chibbs
I guess. This song is five minutes and 13 seconds long.

28:37.05
Bevo
Imagine if it was a different song called I Still Haven't Found One.

28:39.76
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

28:40.58
Bevo
but

28:40.48
Chibbs
I hope it is.

28:41.11
Bevo
Too

28:41.68
gav
Oh.

28:42.87
Chibbs
yeah this Yeah, this song is five minutes and 13 seconds long.

28:47.33
Bevo
long.

28:48.73
Mad Dog
There's no, has no right to be in it.

28:50.13
Bevo
Yeah.

28:50.36
Chibbs
I looked it up.

28:51.35
Bevo
It's four choruses at the end. That's why.

28:52.38
Chibbs
Well, how long do you think it takes to get to the first chorus over there?

28:56.56
Bevo
A minute and a half.

28:57.91
Chibbs
One minute 40.

29:00.03
gav
oh

29:00.19
Mad Dog
That sucks.

29:00.36
Bevo
That was pretty long.

29:00.32
Chibbs
It's real close.

29:01.24
Bevo
Yeah.

29:01.85
Chibbs
It's real close. Yeah.

29:03.37
Bevo
it

29:03.50
Chibbs
um And I also, we've mentioned this because of that electronic bong that sung for us before, but I can't tell, I can't tell if he's actually singing or it's just loud talking.

29:09.66
Bevo
And Will again.

29:14.95
Chibbs
Like it's, it's real hard to tell, yeah,

29:15.74
Mad Dog
ah

29:16.31
gav
but yeah

29:17.66
Bevo
Just a general buzzing.

29:18.39
gav
ah

29:19.95
Chibbs
You could, it sounds like, yeah, you know, like um if you've got like a bubble in your throat sort of thing, like in your throat for a bit, you go, oh, got a bubble in my throat.

29:27.36
gav
and you need to clear it yeah

29:27.46
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

29:30.17
Chibbs
Oh, I got a bubble in my throat.

29:30.49
Bevo
yeah Kermit the Frog Syndrome.

29:31.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:33.66
gav
ah ah is that what you do when you have a bubble in your throat you just you say it on repeat until it goes away

29:33.89
Bevo
Hi-ho.

29:35.13
Chibbs
and

29:36.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:35.93
Chibbs
Yeah, you got to say, i've got a bubble in my throat.

29:36.68
Mad Dog
this Listen, listen to this.

29:37.49
Chibbs
I got a bubble in my throat.

29:39.31
Mad Dog
I've got a bubble in my...

29:40.55
Chibbs
I'm going to start, but I hope I remember next time to start singing Hi by Lighthouse Family when I do.

29:48.13
Mad Dog
Someday we'll all be over.

29:50.20
Chibbs
Yeah, and I'll be like, oh, shit, are you Beewoofs?

29:52.96
gav
That's a shirt. You see a light?

29:55.47
Mad Dog
You sound like Tundi Baywood.

29:59.65
Bevo
It's the dead skin.

30:00.03
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

30:01.69
gav
that's a shit

30:02.69
Chibbs
You sound like Tundi Beewoofs.

30:03.03
gav
you say like

30:06.30
Chibbs
And then just have a picture of Bevo's instrument thing on it.

30:08.95
Bevo
They all are.

30:10.81
gav
a

30:14.69
Bevo
james

30:15.41
Chibbs
That'd be like such a confusing shirt.

30:18.02
Bevo
they all are

30:17.90
Chibbs
so

30:20.27
Mad Dog
So confusing.

30:21.27
Chibbs
Yeah, it would be confusing.

30:22.23
Mad Dog
No context.

30:23.21
Chibbs
yeah ah Is there a video, Gav?

30:25.55
gav
There is a video.

30:27.00
Chibbs
Let's hear about it.

30:39.14
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck.

30:41.04
Bevo
with Gavin.

30:42.57
gav
Nice. Timed it well. um Relatively short and sweet. Someone has uploaded what I can only assume is a year 10 videography project set in the bleakest town imaginable.

30:51.23
Bevo
Yeah, it's like

30:54.69
Mad Dog
Bleak. Upon time. Yes. Yes.

30:55.91
Chibbs
you would but You would just be singing about dying a lot if you were here all the time.

30:56.24
Mad Dog
blake

31:00.08
gav
Honestly.

31:00.59
Bevo
then

31:00.67
gav
so it looked so fucking shit that I had to look up where it is.

31:01.07
Bevo
it like

31:03.91
gav
It is apparently for our UK listeners out there, Newcastle upon Tyne is the...

31:08.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:09.27
Mad Dog
upon time yes

31:10.77
gav
Newcastle upon Tyne is

31:10.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:10.81
Bevo
Oh, The

31:11.94
Chibbs
Which is just a long name for Newcastle.

31:15.19
gav
But that's the thing.

31:15.39
Mad Dog
yes

31:15.75
gav
it's one of those It's one of those fucking places that when you look it up ah on Wikipedia and you go to their history article, the history section, it has a main article, History of Newcastle upon Tyne, but it starts with the the the the earliest section of the history there listed is Roman.

31:20.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:28.06
Chibbs
yeah

31:33.95
gav
So it's like like it's old and it's shit.

31:33.91
Bevo
ah wow

31:34.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:34.79
Chibbs
It's old.

31:35.63
Bevo
you know

31:36.08
Chibbs
It also has a heap shit little version of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

31:39.94
gav
Yeah, it has a super shit hit, Sydney Harbour Bridge.

31:40.03
Mad Dog
yeah and

31:40.03
Bevo
Yeah.

31:40.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:41.00
Bevo
but So that I thought that's what it was.

31:43.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:43.97
Mad Dog
And everyone just can't wait to die.

31:43.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:44.35
gav
Yeah.

31:46.35
Chibbs
Shitney Harbour. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:48.79
gav
Chitney Harbour Bridge.

31:49.23
Bevo
I've got the, I've got probably one of my favorite YouTube comments ever.

31:49.55
Chibbs
Oh,

31:52.85
Chibbs
and ah yes.

31:53.11
Bevo
a YouTube video.

31:53.24
Chibbs
Yes.

31:53.70
gav
Nice.

31:54.48
Bevo
This is from why ho Jana shale six, five, two, eight, two weeks ago. I love the 80. My sister says I'm stuck in a time capsule. This to me, a song it's music.

32:08.43
gav
Oh, God.

32:08.81
Bevo
yeah

32:11.27
Chibbs
I got a good one that is almost, if you think of it, it's like in part like a poem for these were the years when music was music, when you can easily understand the lyrics.

32:28.85
Mad Dog
It's like slam poetry. Whoa, man. woemen

32:34.12
gav
Ha ha ha ha

32:34.17
Mad Dog
Whoa,

32:34.29
Chibbs
yeah

32:35.93
Bevo
Can I read you? so Sorry, Matt, Doc, you go.

32:38.77
Mad Dog
man. This one is from a month ago and mind you, edited.

32:45.05
Mad Dog
i dedicate this to a friend who loves to smoke leafs.

32:50.21
gav
a ah

32:53.58
Chibbs
Edited.

32:54.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:54.50
Chibbs
I actually made a comment here. There's a part in this video where a chick rolls around in long grass and I just went, you'd be so itchy.

33:01.79
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah.

33:02.32
Mad Dog
So...

33:02.35
gav
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

33:02.23
Chibbs
Imagine how itchy you'd be after that.

33:04.20
Bevo
ye and Grass stains on your jeans.

33:04.81
Chibbs
Looks like real itchy grass.

33:07.02
Bevo
This comment was right above your one, Chibs.

33:07.07
Chibbs
Yeah, you need a Zyrtec.

33:10.09
Bevo
Tears in my eyes.

33:10.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:11.09
Bevo
This song brings back my childhood memories. Our parents really tried back then. It's a shame they don't make songs like this anymore. Sounds like he's talking about his parents. It's a shame they anymore.

33:20.86
gav
but It's a shame my parents don't make songs like Oh,

33:21.90
Mad Dog
i They had a ah had a good go. Yeah.

33:25.13
Bevo
And then just above that one, the white guy never says a word. doesn't have to.

33:32.76
Chibbs
yeah ah Is there a set list for Lighthouse Family?

33:37.00
Bevo
Yeah, pretty recent one.

33:38.37
Chibbs
Holy shit!

33:38.81
Mad Dog
so

33:39.08
Bevo
ah sorry.

33:44.71
Mad Dog
The white guy.

33:44.93
Bevo
going to say pretty recent one.

33:46.54
gav
what Gus is fuck old

33:50.11
Bevo
Five years ago. February 25th, 2020 at the Brighton Dome, Brighton, England.

33:51.31
Chibbs
ah

33:56.53
Bevo
17 songs, but the last two are unencore.

34:04.58
Chibbs
come I don't know any other Lighthouse Family songs, so...

34:06.95
Bevo
I think, I think, do you know, do you remember the song? Is that, or was that Ronan Keating?

34:13.75
gav
That cannot be them.

34:13.69
Chibbs
Is that Lighthouse Family?

34:14.95
gav
That cannot be them.

34:15.27
Bevo
is that

34:15.62
Chibbs
Nah, that's not there.

34:16.52
Bevo
was that running a dating

34:16.58
Chibbs
There's no Wayne Hell. That's Ronan Keating!

34:18.91
Bevo
All right. Okay. Nevermind. Pass.

34:23.50
Chibbs
Um...

34:24.52
gav
yeah they covered it in this set.

34:25.63
Bevo
Loving every minute is that is the name of the song that I thought was that song. I don't know.

34:29.10
Chibbs
Okay. Nah, don't know. Second last.

34:30.60
Bevo
I reckon that.

34:31.12
Chibbs
second last.

34:33.10
Mad Dog
Last.

34:33.46
gav
I'm going third last, so the last song of the main set.

34:37.25
Bevo
Gavin got it. It's 15th.

34:38.52
gav
Yes, motherfuckers.

34:38.80
Chibbs
ah you'd leave. You'd just go, wouldn't you? yeah

34:42.19
gav
Yeah, you wouldn't stick around for the on-car.

34:43.01
Chibbs
that

34:43.75
gav
Your car is parked somewhere in Brighton. You've got to get back to that fucking thing before this dickhead finishes the set.

34:48.21
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, 100%. You've got to beat the crowd. You've got to beat the crowd.

34:52.43
gav
You've got to beat the crap. Once they drop that song, I reckon if he'd opened with it, he would have been playing to an empty room by the end of that show.

34:55.42
Chibbs
Yeah. 100%. Okay, there is a legacy involved here.

35:21.79
Bevo
ah

35:35.44
Chibbs
ah So that that's that's a long that's a long version.

35:36.19
Bevo
Beautiful.

35:36.34
gav
You cannot be fucking breezing over that like that didn't just happen.

35:40.84
Chibbs
i have ah just a nice little short one, but I wanted to give you the full experience.

35:43.90
Mad Dog
ah well

35:44.60
gav
Oh my fucking god.

35:46.11
Mad Dog
That is so good.

35:46.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:47.04
Bevo
A little bit of legacy.

35:47.17
gav
That is excellent.

35:47.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:48.82
Mad Dog
ah little bit of legacy.

35:48.73
Bevo
Like a Viking fucking epic.

35:51.22
gav
Viking metal.

35:52.25
Chibbs
yeah a yeah

35:58.81
gav
Oh my fucking god. oh You really keep touching on the untapped genres here.

36:04.30
Mad Dog
It was so good.

36:04.38
Bevo
That sounds to me like

36:04.49
gav
You've gone for the Yacht Rock fucking setlist game song, the angriest of hip-hop net worth, and then the fucking Viking metal legacy.

36:07.15
Chibbs
ah

36:07.91
Bevo
Imagine if you took all...

36:08.25
Chibbs
yeah yeah ah i we don't we don't discriminate here we we about everything

36:13.14
Bevo
That...

36:14.92
gav
Jesus Christ.

36:16.46
Bevo
That's like, imagine if you took all the electronic elements out of an Imagine Dragons song. That's what...

36:20.57
Chibbs
Yeah, that's what it is.

36:21.34
Mad Dog
yeah exactly

36:25.24
Chibbs
Scandinavian dragon.

36:27.74
gav
yeah

36:28.55
Chibbs
ah High is the most successful single released by Lighthouse Family. It reached number four in the UK, number eight in New Zealand, and number one in Australia.

36:36.94
gav
hell yeah we loved it

36:36.85
Chibbs
We, us, we did it. In Europe, the song reached the top ten in at least eight countries. So that's hit. It's a hit.

36:44.45
Mad Dog
Yep.

36:44.71
Bevo
Yep. Oh, yeah.

36:45.32
Chibbs
Yep.

36:45.58
Bevo
It's everywhere.

36:46.19
gav
it was fucking massive i'm not surprised it was number one in australia it was fucking massive here

36:47.96
Bevo
It's hell of a melody.

36:50.62
Chibbs
Yeah, it was huge.

36:51.00
Mad Dog
Mass CV.

36:51.34
Chibbs
Huge, huge.

36:52.14
gav
Massive.

36:52.30
Chibbs
um but I think the pre-chorus is better than... It's the best bit.

36:57.91
Mad Dog
End of the day, painted away, painted close to the end.

36:58.16
Chibbs
but date rather than the day than that that a day Yeah, good.

37:00.33
gav
A hundred percent.

37:03.19
Chibbs
um ah Look, we can play net worth, but they there's none. but Neither of them are worth anything.

37:09.60
Bevo
Just play the play the song.

37:09.78
gav
Oh.

37:11.69
Chibbs
Okay.

37:19.27
Bevo
Let's read both.

37:23.58
Chibbs
They both still work in pubs.

37:25.77
Mad Dog
Do they really?

37:26.34
Chibbs
yeah

37:26.69
Bevo
Sometimes the same one.

37:27.95
Chibbs
I imagine they have jobs. yeah yeah

37:31.33
gav
Oh, surely they've got royalties coming in off this shit.

37:34.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:35.21
Bevo
Yeah, the 90s, yeah.

37:35.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah For sure. ah Could you live off it? don't know.

37:40.13
gav
Good point. Yeah.

37:40.83
Chibbs
Don't know. Yeah.

37:42.62
Mad Dog
Wow.

37:42.73
gav
Yeah.

37:43.32
Mad Dog
Okay.

37:44.73
Chibbs
ah

37:45.08
Mad Dog
Okay.

37:45.74
Chibbs
Okay. Well, let's write this shit.

38:00.78
Chibbs
Do we just write it out of, like...

38:03.58
gav
number of times they've broken up and reformed.

38:06.02
Chibbs
Oh, shit! Falling out.

38:10.05
gav
Falling out.

38:10.64
Bevo
which like Which lighthouse family are we referring to?

38:10.89
Mad Dog
and

38:10.85
Chibbs
Messy fallout.

38:11.94
Mad Dog
so Suicide attempts?

38:13.45
Chibbs
yeah Guyana tugs.

38:17.91
gav
How many jabs between the toes? 10 toes is fucking OD'd and dead.

38:19.60
Chibbs
How many toe jabs?

38:19.97
Mad Dog
Toe jabs?

38:23.39
Chibbs
All ten. All ten, you're dead. Can't jab all 10 at once. You'll die.

38:29.90
gav
Oh, fuck.

38:30.79
Chibbs
um One, you know, not great, but you'll live.

38:34.74
gav
but you're just going to get so high.

38:35.48
Mad Dog
You'll live.

38:36.58
Chibbs
You'll just get so high.

38:37.06
Mad Dog
No.

38:38.39
Chibbs
um Like a the son of a Nigerian president.

38:42.78
Mad Dog
I'm sorry.

38:43.02
Chibbs
um What do you give this out of 10, Gav? 10.

38:47.21
gav
Um... It's a one, man. I fucking love this song. It's a good fucking song. And i think you just mentioned it.

38:53.48
Bevo
it

38:54.64
gav
I already had it highlighted because this was going to be my sole reason for coming back to it and and and fucking pointing it out. That pre-chorus, at the end of the day, remember the days when we were so close to the end and wonder how we made it through the night.

39:07.56
gav
At the end of the day, remember the way we stayed so close to the end. We'll remember it was me and you. Fuck.

39:12.49
Chibbs
Me and you.

39:13.08
gav
Fuck, that's a that's an exceptional fucking pre-chorus, man.

39:16.59
Mad Dog
you

39:16.92
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good.

39:17.20
gav
that is one of the

39:17.44
Bevo
Yeah, the whole thing's exceptional, isn't

39:17.65
Chibbs
It's solid.

39:18.23
gav
That is one of the best fucking pre-choruses I can even fucking think of. That is exceptional form. It's a good fucking song, man. It's a one.

39:24.60
Chibbs
Yeah, it also, the guy sounds like fucking Bevo's electronic bong.

39:30.88
gav
You cannot miss with that.

39:30.71
Chibbs
And and it's still it still sounds, it's still good.

39:32.36
gav
it still

39:35.35
gav
Yeah.

39:35.33
Chibbs
that's how That's how good the song is.

39:36.95
gav
Yeah.

39:36.89
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

39:37.15
Bevo
there

39:37.40
gav
No, it's a fucking good song, man.

39:38.70
Chibbs
Yeah, Doggy.

39:40.28
Mad Dog
Yeah, well, ah did like I was saying to you guys, I didn't have to listen to this because I heard it 50,000 times in 1997. Yeah, and it it it holds up.

39:54.60
Mad Dog
um The guy's voice sounds like shit, but it's three.

39:56.94
Chibbs
Yeah, it does. Yeah.

39:59.28
gav
a

39:59.46
Mad Dog
It's a three, yeah. its a three

40:00.47
Chibbs
Yeah, three. Fair enough.

40:01.54
Mad Dog
yeah

40:01.57
gav
nice nice

40:02.67
Chibbs
Bevo?

40:04.00
Bevo
Yeah, ah exceptional song. like fucking I know you think the pre-chorus is the best, but I think it's perfectly... Verse leads into the pre-chorus, leads the chorus.

40:11.72
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, it all works.

40:12.94
gav
sure sure it is it is too this was that era though they ran choruses out at the end they every fucking big song did it was just of the times

40:13.84
Bevo
Having said that, I don't care to listen to the five minutes and 12 seconds. Commands?

40:21.99
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

40:24.19
Chibbs
I guess radio stations are always fading them out, like, and then going and doing something else.

40:27.24
gav
Yeah, there was always the radio edit that cut like two of those choruses out for sure.

40:29.05
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

40:29.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:31.00
Bevo
I remember at my wedding, the DJs who are friends of mine played, um, no scrubs and on the dance floor going, when is this thing going to stop?

40:30.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:37.93
Mad Dog
Ah yeah.

40:40.96
gav
ha ha ha ha.

40:41.21
Mad Dog
ah

40:42.14
Bevo
Everyone's having a good time.

40:42.75
gav
ah

40:43.14
Chibbs
yeah

40:43.56
Bevo
I was like, this is going on a little bit.

40:46.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:47.13
Bevo
Um, look, I never put it on any playlists or anything like that, but if it came on the radio, I'd probably listen to it.

40:46.94
Chibbs
Too much.

40:53.19
Bevo
So I'm going to give it a three as well.

40:54.82
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

40:55.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

40:57.16
Chibbs
Yeah, look, I'm all on the same. It's too long. His voice is not good. There's no reason why this should be a good song, but it is a really good song.

41:05.67
Bevo
yeah the strings too

41:05.52
Chibbs
It's just so... It's so... it is so long. It's just... I... I remember thinking when it first came out going, this is a heaps good song and being so fucking over it pretty quickly.

41:19.51
Bevo
by the end of the song yeah

41:19.53
Chibbs
Like, cause it just was long and I'm the same.

41:20.89
gav
Yeah.

41:23.67
Chibbs
I would never put it on a playlist, but if it came on the radio, I'd listen to the first three minutes of it.

41:28.43
gav
I'm belting it. I'm belting it.

41:29.34
Chibbs
I'd listen to the first three minutes.

41:30.57
Bevo
it needs ah It just needs like a left turn towards the end or something like that, where it goes into Scar or something like that.

41:30.96
gav
yeah

41:36.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:36.44
gav
Yeah. ah

41:37.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:37.94
gav
Because I'm calm like a bomb!

41:38.62
Bevo
The horns come out.

41:38.95
Chibbs
and

41:39.81
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough.

41:41.66
Chibbs
I mean, that the the group vocals and everything at the end of it are good. but They try and fill out the choruses at the end, but that's ah this this shouldn't be over five minutes long.

41:50.21
Bevo
Yeah.

41:54.50
Bevo
yeah

41:54.80
gav
yeah

41:55.51
Chibbs
I give it a four. Give it a four.

41:57.61
Mad Dog
yeah

41:57.75
gav
Crazy Frog 4, there you go.

41:58.23
Bevo
enough

41:58.84
Chibbs
Yeah. Ring-a-ding-ding.

41:59.78
gav
Nice.

42:00.39
Chibbs
It's as good as the crazy frog.

42:02.57
Bevo
Hmm.

42:03.04
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's fair.

42:04.06
gav
ah

42:05.02
Mad Dog
I think it's a decent assessment of it. Yeah.

42:07.47
Chibbs
Yeah. So do I. So do...

42:10.70
gav
Oh, there he is. Jesus Christ.

42:12.13
Chibbs
Yeah, so do I.

42:13.83
gav
Sorely missed.

42:14.55
Chibbs
Yeah. um All right.

42:16.57
gav
wow

42:16.55
Chibbs
Thanks, fellas. Everybody else, go and fuck yourselves.

42:17.80
gav
Nice one. Don't get fucked.