When You Say Nothing At All - Ronan Keating

Imagine you are inside a sentient music store, where time doesn’t move forward but instead loops in soft-focus montages of bittersweet almost-memories. Ronan Keating, a man who simultaneously exists inside and outside the concept of love, strolls through this liminal space, not searching for something, but also kind of finding it.

Every glance, every interaction, is both meaningful and meaningless—like trying to read a book in a dream but realizing all the pages are written in a language that only your past self could understand. The people around him are ghosts of love stories that may or may not have ever happened, reacting to him as if they are aware they’re inside a love song but unable to acknowledge it directly.

Keating sings without singing, because the song itself is a contradiction: it’s about the absence of words, yet the lyrics are literally words about not needing words. This is the equivalent of writing an essay on why essays aren’t necessary. Meanwhile, the camera movements float like they’re half-remembered moments from a love you didn’t even know you had until you lost it.

And by the time the video fades out? Nothing has happened, but everything has changed.

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Transcript

00:47.23
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to destroy your mansion attempting to kill a mouse.

00:56.97
gav
Nice.

00:57.22
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:58.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58.50
Bevo
I remember that movie.

00:59.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59.89
gav
It was a good movie.

00:59.88
Bevo
Mousetrap.

01:01.25
Chibbs
Mousetrap?

01:01.96
Bevo
Yeah.

01:02.27
gav
Mousetrap.

01:02.48
Bevo
Nathan Lane, I think.

01:03.01
Chibbs
Nathan Lane. Yeah, I think, you so did you, Bevan, did you send me the Nathan Lane meme of, like, don't you come looking at me like Nathan Lane in this thing and whatever, and he's got the most smug, smug face he can possibly have?

01:04.34
Bevo
Yeah.

01:08.91
Bevo
No.

01:15.46
Bevo
Oh yeah. Yeah.

01:16.20
gav
well

01:19.08
Bevo
Yeah.

01:19.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:19.28
Bevo
i dids good yeah

01:20.14
gav
Has it, is Nathan Lane the guy, is he the, the, the, um, I think he's in Only Murders in the Building as well?

01:20.55
Chibbs
yeah

01:24.94
Bevo
He's the voice of Timon in the lion King.

01:26.72
gav
Yes, yes, yes, yes, ye yeah, yeah.

01:27.15
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

01:29.27
Chibbs
yeah he'sa he sir it' classy classic the actor Yeah,

01:30.06
gav
God, he's got a good voice. That's a really distinctive voice.

01:33.69
Mad Dog
He's a theatre actor.

01:35.70
Bevo
And the producers as well.

01:36.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:37.77
Chibbs
Yes, the producers. yeah

01:39.26
Bevo
ye

01:40.26
Chibbs
With murderer Matthew Broderick.

01:43.31
gav
Ah, yes, yes.

01:44.28
Bevo
yeah

01:44.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:45.95
Bevo
Murderer of the Godzilla franchise. Yeah.

01:48.25
Chibbs
Well, no, everyone forgets that that guy ran down someone with his car and killed them.

01:48.62
gav
Ah, yes, yes.

01:52.45
Bevo
Yeah, and was a ah

01:52.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:53.34
gav
Yeah, well, um that's what you get for fucking walking near Matthew Broderick.

01:55.87
Bevo
that was a good day off.

01:57.56
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

01:58.35
Bevo
Ferris Bueller.

01:58.61
Chibbs
But it happened in Europe, so it doesn't count. Yeah, no one cares if a European dies.

02:04.22
gav
Yeah. That's pretty true.

02:07.26
Chibbs
Speaking of killing a European, we are doing When You Say Nothing At All by Ronan Keating.

02:14.64
Mad Dog
I'm also here, guys. Hi. Hi.

02:18.08
Bevo
Who?

02:55.12
gav
Hell yeah. yeah you picked the

02:55.68
Mad Dog
Jesus.

02:56.62
gav
You picked the right bit for that fucking...

02:58.01
Chibbs
Yeah, that was a bit, isn't it? That's a bit. That's since Sam Coles just starts shredding. Yeah, solos.

03:03.66
gav
Ah, yes!

03:04.25
Bevo
that iran Around that era, there was a real like renaissance for like Irish tin whistle solo.

03:04.77
Chibbs
Solos for days.

03:10.01
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

03:10.50
gav
Oh my God.

03:10.93
Chibbs
It's flat like Flatley was dancing around the fucking TV and and there were tin whistles coming out left.

03:14.51
Bevo
yeah Titanic, Salem, the

03:16.59
gav
Earlier on, earlier on, when I played, when I played this song, Lauren was just like, what, what instrument is that?

03:19.10
Chibbs
Oh,

03:22.81
gav
And i was like, it's like a flute, like a tin flute thing.

03:25.32
Chibbs
oh yeah.

03:25.47
gav
And she was like, what the fuck song has that? And I was like, just about every Irish song.

03:28.35
Mad Dog
Have you ever heard of the pan pipe?

03:30.78
gav
Oh,

03:31.13
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:31.20
Chibbs
yeah yeah um just every fucking person that was below seawater in the titanic was playing one of those things yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the sound of that's the sound of an iceberg hitting a ship in the atlantic that's what that is

03:37.72
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

03:41.62
Bevo
Steerage class.

03:42.25
gav
ah

03:43.78
Mad Dog
and

03:45.06
gav
oh

03:47.53
Mad Dog
That's the sound of a corpse. Yeah.

03:53.58
Chibbs
floating on a door yeah

03:53.94
gav
that is that is so good chips just workshop that but that's that's absolutely that's a punchy little i'm not going to say an opener but a second or third joke in one of your stand-up sets that's clean you go i forgot chips doesn't like good comedy he likes offending as many people as humanly possible he

04:05.64
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, thanks.

04:06.10
Mad Dog
Yeah, I like it. Yeah.

04:12.07
Bevo
Thank you.

04:12.66
Chibbs
Not enough celebrities are dying for me to get back on stage.

04:17.45
Mad Dog
There's not enough Tasmanian fucking wind disasters.

04:20.07
Chibbs
ah Jumping castle, wind wind base wind-based deaths.

04:21.74
gav
yeah that's his forte yeah

04:25.23
Chibbs
That's my comedy. Yeah. ah

04:28.46
Mad Dog
That's what I'm looking for. Yeah.

04:30.11
Chibbs
Mad Dog's here.

04:30.73
Bevo
with you

04:31.90
Mad Dog
Ruff!

04:34.80
Chibbs
Jesus.

04:36.67
gav
rabid dog how we doing how we doing oh

04:37.40
Chibbs
Gavin's Good Gav. And trusty beverage.

04:41.92
Bevo
I brought out my, um what do you call it, Chibs? The fucking digital bong.

04:45.53
Chibbs
Oh, your digital bong.

04:45.81
gav
the

04:47.95
Bevo
I might give you a little Ronan later.

04:48.81
gav
good

04:49.02
Mad Dog
that That is the fucking funniest thing.

04:49.05
Chibbs
but ah yeah, I forgot. forgot. Fuck, I can't wait for Lighthouse Family episode to come out.

04:56.32
Mad Dog
By the way, i feel so i feel so stupid for before because I thought my mic and headphones cut out for a while.

04:56.58
gav
Oh, that was a good one.

05:06.16
Bevo
Oh, you thought you didn't get introduced.

05:07.77
Mad Dog
Yes.

05:09.13
Bevo
That's all right.

05:09.38
gav
I was actually going to...

05:09.39
Chibbs
but Yeah, we assumed.

05:09.77
Bevo
Well,

05:10.28
Mad Dog
but so So I'm like, I'm here as well, guys.

05:11.55
gav
I didn't i didn't call you out on it.

05:13.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:14.51
gav
I was going to call you out on it, but I nearly said Mad Dog is like the grumpy teenager at family Christmas with that comment. then like

05:21.88
Chibbs
yeah. yeah

05:23.30
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

05:23.69
gav
And i I assumed that you didn't realize that we hadn't done the song bit yet.

05:26.94
Mad Dog
I didn't know. I thought he was introducing.

05:30.46
Bevo
it

05:31.14
gav
I'm here too, guys.

05:33.06
Mad Dog
um

05:33.26
Chibbs
Well, dance dance so Dan Sullen's not here.

05:35.50
Mad Dog
Just so you know.

05:37.27
Chibbs
Dan Sullen's not here.

05:37.56
gav
ah what's...

05:38.31
Chibbs
He's...

05:38.37
gav
Dan's not here. Oh, I hadn't noticed.

05:40.53
Chibbs
He's hit the big time. he's too big to come and talk to us anymore. He's made it rich with an invention. He came up with, it's the remote control headband.

05:47.66
gav
What's he going done?

05:53.33
Bevo
OK.

05:53.64
Mad Dog
Oh.

05:54.61
Chibbs
Yeah. If you had to guess what it does, what what would it be?

05:55.75
gav
Does it raise? I'm going to say that it's like, I reckon you put it in your ears like a pair of earphones and the remote control is like like, it's a headband that says across your forehead and then it slicks back as you control it.

06:09.89
gav
So it like pulls the hair out of your eyes.

06:10.24
Chibbs
With a remote control? Nah, that would have been pretty rad, though.

06:12.06
gav
Yeah.

06:14.23
Chibbs
It's actually just a headband with pockets for your TV remotes.

06:25.02
gav
Oh, that's why he's the rich man and I'm not.

06:25.44
Chibbs
Imagine sitting there, like someone like someone coming over to your house, and you're sitting there, no shirt, heaps short shorts, just sitting there, but you've got a headband that has remotes in it.

06:36.17
gav
and

06:39.18
Chibbs
And you're like, this thing only cost me on your head, you fucking idiot.

06:39.31
gav
Aircon on one side, e on the other.

06:43.00
Mad Dog
ay Sharon, where's the fucking fox soldier, mate?

06:44.81
gav
my God.

06:49.33
Mad Dog
It's on your head, you cunt.

06:52.36
gav
oh my god

06:54.16
Chibbs
Yeah. um So Southerns, yeah, another one, another classic Southern invention.

06:58.94
gav
That is pretty vintage him.

06:59.21
Chibbs
um Now, the 47th Ronin has, I believe, got things to say here. ah Verse one, it's amazing how you can speak right to my heart.

07:15.22
Chibbs
Without saying a word, you can light up the dark. Try as I may, i can never explain what I hear when you don't say a thing.

07:29.34
Bevo
I was thinking about this. Like, imagine he's just a bit of an idiot and she's just turned a light switch on. He's like, how the fuck did you do that?

07:36.74
Chibbs
stands in a room and goes, Light!

07:38.03
Bevo
Light.

07:38.18
Chibbs
Light!

07:38.97
Bevo
Light.

07:39.63
Chibbs
like

07:41.02
gav
He's got one of those clap-ons.

07:43.22
Chibbs
and she's just like

07:45.53
Bevo
Click.

07:45.96
Chibbs
You couldn't even fucking say a

07:47.55
gav
How the fuck did she manage that?

07:49.83
Chibbs
yeah Tell me.

07:52.49
Mad Dog
what What is this sorcery?

07:52.74
gav
Sorcerer.

07:54.29
Chibbs
Which?

07:54.56
gav
but

07:57.91
Chibbs
also This whole thing of like, as if I can never explain what I hear when you don't say a thing. For some reason, I just think real unfit and breathing heavily.

08:10.62
gav
ah

08:12.17
Bevo
Just the sound of a chest.

08:13.47
Chibbs
It's just like a

08:15.04
Bevo
no

08:15.63
Chibbs
to

08:17.09
Mad Dog
Cuckoo!

08:17.21
Chibbs
it's just It's hard to explain what I can hear while you're not saying anything.

08:21.94
gav
so

08:22.74
Bevo
I just imagine like she stops talking for a second and then just the the background sounds that you would hear normally just get really, really loud.

08:23.00
gav
he's like kind of

08:29.22
Bevo
Just like birds.

08:30.39
gav
of your neighbor's having an argument

08:31.48
Bevo
Birds and shit.

08:32.10
Mad Dog
Cuckoo! That's

08:36.54
gav
Take out the fucking bins already. ah ready fuck

08:38.13
Chibbs
next so

08:39.10
gav
I asked it three fucking hours ago.

08:39.93
Chibbs
Dale next door getting kicked out of the house.

08:44.00
Mad Dog
a lot.

08:44.81
Chibbs
He's got gambling debts.

08:46.02
gav
you You've been drinking down at the club again, Dale. You've been playing the fucking pokies. I know it. My pension check's fucking gone.

08:53.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:53.52
Bevo
I'm up this week.

08:54.90
Chibbs
but

08:59.01
gav
yeah I'll win it back barrel up from us.

09:04.27
Chibbs
Beryl and Dale, your neighbours.

09:07.64
gav
Beryl and Dale. Look, half of this chat live in Dapdo.

09:10.75
Mad Dog
Beryl's going to make a comeback.

09:11.48
gav
We absolutely have Beryl and Dale for fucking

09:16.23
Bevo
Something real funny about I promise.

09:21.77
gav
I'll make it up to you, Beryl.

09:23.23
Chibbs
up and

09:23.96
Bevo
I promise.

09:24.72
Chibbs
it's nothing funnier than an empty promise.

09:25.07
gav
I promise.

09:25.62
Mad Dog
and I promise that the poker machines are going to turn in my favour.

09:28.89
gav
ah

09:31.16
Bevo
They're fucking rigged, they are.

09:31.71
gav
theyve go to They're gonna pay this time, Beryl.

09:35.50
Chibbs
but Oh,

09:35.54
gav
I'll take you to...

09:36.22
Chibbs
all

09:37.22
gav
I'll take you Las Vegas like I always promised.

09:38.85
Mad Dog
and

09:39.98
Bevo
and Like we always dreamed of.

09:40.43
Mad Dog
yeah I'm off the lightnings. I'm getting on the cash train.

09:47.98
gav
One more round of more chili barrel, it's going to bring it home.

09:50.39
Mad Dog
Ha ha

09:53.20
Chibbs
Lose that cuck at home.

09:57.75
Mad Dog
ha ha

09:57.96
Bevo
I love that they're going to Las Vegas too to gamble further. ah That's the dream.

10:01.79
gav
yes yeah yeah yeah

10:05.49
Chibbs
ah

10:05.61
Bevo
The big time.

10:07.75
gav
yeah They win it big in it in and DLC, go to Vegas and lose it all.

10:12.09
Chibbs
lose a cocano

10:13.55
Bevo
Well, they just go to like the Vegas version of DLC.

10:21.41
Bevo
Oh yeah.

10:21.51
gav
I hate that this joke won't land for anyone that hasn't been.

10:24.28
Bevo
Sorry. DLC for those listening is Dapto Leagues Club.

10:27.28
Chibbs
It's also, there are those people that have been like, I don't gamble on the strip. We need to go off strip Vegas if we're going to gamble.

10:33.33
gav
Off stream.

10:34.34
Bevo
I went to Vegas.

10:34.36
Chibbs
Everything on the strip is fucking going to rip you off.

10:37.21
gav
have you Have you been to Vegas?

10:37.49
Bevo
ah I went to Vegas and the only um the only money i put in ah in a um slot machine was at the airport because it was Star Wars and it was the and I had to do it at least once.

10:39.85
Mad Dog
been to Vegas several times.

10:41.65
Chibbs
Yeah, same.

10:41.79
gav
Oh, fuck.

10:45.80
Chibbs
yeah yeah

10:51.11
Bevo
I didn't win.

10:51.45
gav
That's so fucking funny.

10:52.33
Chibbs
ah yeah

10:52.40
Mad Dog
I've lost a lot of money there.

10:53.43
Chibbs
ah The chorus goes... Yeah.

10:56.44
Mad Dog
Anyway.

10:56.74
gav
You have?

10:57.96
Mad Dog
Oh, shit, yeah.

10:58.38
gav
how many times How many times have you been?

11:01.33
Mad Dog
Three or four?

11:02.63
gav
Yeah, nice. Nice.

11:03.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:05.00
gav
Bucks parties or just you decided to go there and lose all your money?

11:05.10
Chibbs
yeah

11:05.28
Mad Dog
Anyway.

11:07.38
Bevo
Three or four, spoken like a true gambler.

11:10.34
gav
ah

11:10.86
Mad Dog
Yeah. ah

11:12.35
gav
it's It's actually more like nine or ten.

11:14.68
Mad Dog
Three, I think three times. Yeah.

11:16.76
Chibbs
Yeah, double that.

11:18.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:18.92
Chibbs
there

11:19.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:19.61
Bevo
Or nothing.

11:22.45
gav
Nice.

11:24.31
Chibbs
ah

11:24.41
gav
matt Mad Dog's eyes lit up when you said that. I don't know why.

11:26.58
Chibbs
hey

11:29.64
Chibbs
Snake eyes.

11:32.45
Mad Dog
was at the Mahjong table with Bruno Mars.

11:34.12
Chibbs
It was Bruno Mars.

11:35.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:35.38
gav
Oh my, was that a, was that a, I think you should leave joke Chibs or?

11:39.04
Chibbs
Yeah, it was.

11:39.88
gav
Yeah. Okay, cool.

11:40.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:41.25
gav
I was watching, I was watching, you know, people do those like um clips where they like, usually they get a video of someone having an actual argument or a fight or losing their mind and they play Midwest emo over the top of it.

11:51.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

11:53.04
gav
I saw someone playing Midwest emo over the top of that. I think you should leave clip with him losing all the money in the casino.

11:58.08
Chibbs
Oh, it's so good.

11:58.25
gav
It's so, I fucking, I was dying.

11:59.31
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, so fucking good.

12:01.48
gav
It's so fucking good.

12:02.89
Chibbs
Lady Luck!

12:04.46
gav
Lady, when I see you, I'm in heaven.

12:04.58
Chibbs
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

12:05.85
Mad Dog
Hang on.

12:06.70
Chibbs
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

12:07.39
gav
Blow on him, doll.

12:09.56
Chibbs
Yeah, It's just like, just like, everything on set seven.

12:10.00
gav
They guys, what?

12:13.17
Chibbs
Lady Luck's on my side to tonight. Blowing them, doll.

12:15.41
Bevo
Yeah.

12:16.39
Chibbs
Snake eyes. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

12:21.33
gav
I'm ruined!

12:22.41
Chibbs
I'm ruined!

12:23.80
Bevo
yeah

12:25.49
Chibbs
I'm broke! Starts offering fucking blowjobs in the bathroom.

12:33.03
gav
ah You!

12:34.03
Mad Dog
He's just...

12:34.71
gav
Give me my grand bag!

12:35.94
Bevo
look

12:36.29
Chibbs
Yeah. It's fucking best.

12:37.48
Mad Dog
He's a genius.

12:39.19
gav
Oh, he's the best.

12:40.40
Chibbs
Okay, the chorus. Chorus goes, The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.

12:48.01
Chibbs
The truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me. the Fuck, our hold on, hold on, hold on. Give me one sec, one sec. Make this better.

12:59.50
gav
Oh, you can. i know you can.

13:02.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, hold on, one sec, one sec, one sec. Here we go. Let me start again, sorry. I apologise for that. The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.

13:11.42
Mad Dog
It's just...

13:12.52
gav
Yes.

13:13.64
Chibbs
There's truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me. The touch of your hand says you'll catch me whenever I fall.

13:23.23
Chibbs
You say it best when you say nothing at all.

13:29.54
gav
ah love the pause.

13:30.00
Bevo
Mmm. Mmm.

13:32.70
Bevo
Mmm.

13:34.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:34.74
gav
Um...

13:35.06
Chibbs
I didn't want to taint the jury or anything, but

13:38.00
gav
I'm like, yeah, I'm picturing like a really forced fake smile being like a smile on your face.

13:42.10
Chibbs
it's, it's if you're in a real uncomfortable situation and you've like, you just smile and nod and maybe the crazy man will go away.

13:43.10
gav
It's like, yeah. Yeah.

13:50.55
gav
Like one of those closed mouth, raised eyebrow smiles.

13:54.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:54.45
Bevo
yeah

13:54.52
gav
Like, please stop. don't Don't stop and talk to me.

13:57.44
Chibbs
yeah

13:58.63
Mad Dog
It's like a super creepy stalker, like the smile on your face.

13:59.38
Chibbs
Yeah. ah

14:04.74
Mad Dog
So just like up against someone like, I need you.

14:09.43
Chibbs
yeah Yeah. And then it's just like,

14:11.51
Mad Dog
I'm never going to leave.

14:13.01
Chibbs
The truth in your eyes. It's like, sorry, I don't know if eyes, yeah that's not going eyes aren't going to stand up in court when it's like, well, I know she has pressed charges and say that I have assaulted her, but you didn't see her eyes at the time.

14:18.19
Mad Dog
i will never leave.

14:20.55
gav
And he's like...

14:24.64
gav
Yeah.

14:34.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:34.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:34.66
gav
There was truth in her eyes.

14:35.18
Mad Dog
Actually, the touch of my hand was saying that I'll catch them.

14:38.02
gav
There was...

14:41.23
Bevo
Is anyone else imagining him with a giant like baseball glove?

14:41.62
gav
the

14:45.82
Bevo
but

14:48.15
gav
I'll tell you what I am.

14:48.17
Bevo
I don't know why.

14:48.75
gav
him Him saying the truth in your eyes has me picturing he's like physically got her eyes and he's the palm of his hand and he's peeling them open like a grape.

14:52.64
Bevo
oh

14:56.25
gav
Like, yeah, there's lots of truth in here. So much truth in these eyes.

14:59.68
Bevo
Like a truth in some kind of style.

15:00.83
Chibbs
Like an ogre.

15:03.18
Bevo
and get a little truth in your eye.

15:04.85
Mad Dog
pe Peeling an eye open like a grape.

15:04.88
gav
Actually, it's quite good on toast.

15:10.06
Chibbs
Just peeling the grape is psychotic.

15:12.77
Mad Dog
It is. Just eat fucker.

15:13.46
Chibbs
yeah ah ah

15:15.58
gav
ha

15:16.45
Chibbs
You say it best when you say nothing at all. Really just doesn't... This is... going to say it. um We might be in Fritzl territory.

15:25.67
gav
yeah yeah ah

15:28.09
Mad Dog
Okay, even I can't make the Fritzl connection here. What?

15:30.97
Chibbs
I think there's fear.

15:31.30
gav
No.

15:31.73
Chibbs
I just think there's a lot of fear based around this. there's no communication There's no communication other than a smile and wide eyes.

15:35.62
gav
Yeah, and like, don't talk about it.

15:41.77
Mad Dog
That's true.

15:41.98
gav
Yeah, and the touch of a hand.

15:42.92
Chibbs
Yeah. And it's just like, you don't need to say anything.

15:44.11
gav
He doesn't specify where he's touching either.

15:46.29
Chibbs
I know what you're saying when you say nothing at all.

15:49.23
gav
no.

15:49.26
Mad Dog
I can imagine him trudging down the stairwell once a day, like and flicking the light switch on.

15:49.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:55.38
Chibbs
but

15:57.39
gav
Yeah, I mean, you say it best when you say nothing at all has to be the remotes like like the most romantic way of saying shut the fuck up I've ever heard.

15:58.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:03.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:04.35
Chibbs
Shut the fuck up.

16:05.13
Mad Dog
Yes.

16:05.19
Chibbs
It is the most fer romantic way you can say shut the fuck up.

16:05.71
Mad Dog
um

16:07.80
gav
Yeah, I'm...

16:07.82
Mad Dog
Elizabeth, say something now or I will assume that you're okay. Okay, good. Thank you. See you.

16:15.40
gav
yeah yeah it's almost like um it's like it's like if your wife was you know walks in the room like oh hey gavin hey ah you know what's going on look lookke look you say it best when you say nothing at all okay can we yeah it's yeah that's kind of

16:28.73
Bevo
Say less.

16:30.26
Chibbs
yeah. yeah

16:31.48
Mad Dog
Basically, shut the fuck up and everything's fine.

16:34.21
Chibbs
So what happens if anyone ever asks you, just, do you think I talk too much?

16:34.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:38.52
Chibbs
You say, no, no, no. I just think that, ah you know, you say it best when you say nothing at all.

16:44.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:45.17
gav
yeah

16:46.12
Mad Dog
We we communicate the best when your your mouth is shut.

16:48.35
gav
Less is more.

16:52.35
Chibbs
Yeah, put it in an email.

16:54.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:55.00
gav
yeah can you Can you text me?

16:56.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:56.85
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

16:57.82
Bevo
Peace.

16:57.88
Mad Dog
Do you know Morse code?

16:59.31
Chibbs
yeah Dots and dashes.

17:01.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:01.96
Chibbs
That's where we're at with communication. Verse two. All day long I can hear people talking out loud. But when you but when you hold

17:12.21
Mad Dog
Like idiots.

17:13.15
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah but when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd. Try as they may, they could never define what's been said between your heart and mine.

17:29.02
Chibbs
So he's holding her in it such a tight and fierce motion that he can feel the heartbeat of that body against his.

17:40.71
Mad Dog
And just saying, shut the fuck up.

17:40.83
Bevo
She's also like, so

17:42.77
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Well, I imagine there's a cloth over her mouth.

17:45.26
Bevo
me she's also holding it him so near that she's covering his ears.

17:50.82
Chibbs
Yeah!

17:53.94
Chibbs
All-encompassing

17:54.86
Bevo
Yeah. Like a blob, like, like a blob of, uh, Gak.

17:55.74
Chibbs
hug

17:57.05
gav
this is This is, yeah, um've got a niche I've got a niche read on this.

17:59.53
Mad Dog
A blub.

17:59.71
Bevo
Yeah.

18:02.52
Chibbs
Yeah, good.

18:02.58
gav
And I'm, um yeah, it's going to be a stretch. But in my imagination, I reckon its it might just be right on the money. I think he's a delusional prisoner in a prison.

18:15.39
Chibbs
Okay.

18:16.48
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

18:16.79
gav
So I think the guards are all like just grinning at him because he's, you know, fucked.

18:22.59
Chibbs
Hmm.

18:23.22
gav
and they'll never leave him because they fucking won't. They just will not leave him alone.

18:27.85
Chibbs
That's never.

18:27.86
gav
They're always there. Touch of your hand says you'll catch him wherever you whereverever I fall. I suspect he's tried to hang himself in his cell a couple of times, and they've got under and lifted him up, and he's not managed it.

18:36.01
Mad Dog
yeah

18:38.26
Chibbs
i yeah that Ah,

18:39.79
gav
And then he always tries to talk to them, but they don't talk back.

18:43.47
Chibbs
I would like if the video did have him sitting on a bench, you know, just on some bleachers for the whole time, and as it zooms out, he's just in the fucking Shawshank Redemption.

18:51.20
gav
well Well, you're in for a treat, Chibs.

18:54.19
Chibbs
Oh, i'm right, okay.

18:54.20
gav
I'm telling you now.

18:56.48
Chibbs
Interesting. he gets He goes to another chorus, he smashes it out, it's the same shit.

18:58.58
gav
ah

19:01.62
Chibbs
We get to the instrumental bridge, gets to a chorus, same shit. Outro...

19:08.30
Chibbs
Is the outro different here?

19:10.06
Bevo
It's just repetition, but you say it best when you say nothing at all.

19:11.54
Chibbs
It's the same thing. We're done.

19:12.76
gav
Wow, fuck. There's so few lyrics.

19:14.34
Bevo
You say it best when you say nothing at all. It

19:16.50
gav
He says it best when he says nothing at all, apparently.

19:19.18
Chibbs
Well, he was trying to say as little as possible.

19:19.55
Bevo
says less.

19:21.54
gav
will he fucking succeeded

19:21.66
Chibbs
I mean, to be fair, if you are performing some sort of attack in public, that would have been the last a long time.

19:25.43
Mad Dog
I was going to say, this is all evidence in court.

19:29.91
Chibbs
Yeah. He needs to get out of there.

19:30.86
gav
yeah yeah it's it's rare that we're over with the lyrics as quickly

19:31.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:33.42
Chibbs
But please seem to be done with the lyrics, to be fair. it

19:39.06
Mad Dog
It's 20 minutes.

19:39.40
Chibbs
one That's right. Great. The 26th of July, it was released of 1999. That is 778 days before the towers fell.

19:49.63
gav
oh i love it were I love it when we're within three digits of the towers.

19:50.57
Mad Dog
Very...

19:53.45
Bevo
if only they knew.

19:53.60
Chibbs
ah Don't you like it?

19:53.98
Mad Dog
Three digits.

19:54.56
Chibbs
Doesn't it feel great?

19:55.83
Bevo
If only they knew.

19:55.88
gav
It feels good.

19:56.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:56.90
Chibbs
It feels like it was coming.

19:58.43
gav
especially if yeah Especially if it's before it. you know what I mean?

20:00.25
Chibbs
Well, you know, there was probably a plan by then.

20:00.55
gav
like The countdown is absolutely on at this point.

20:03.37
Mad Dog
Oh, Osama is talking also with peace.

20:04.52
gav
like people Yeah.

20:06.69
Chibbs
Those guys are are doing the monkey bars in Afghanistan and all that yeah that shit.

20:12.27
Mad Dog
yeah

20:12.67
Chibbs
That's happening.

20:13.62
Mad Dog
They're on elbows under barbed wire.

20:15.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:17.43
Bevo
Playing with the Tamagotchis.

20:18.57
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

20:19.60
Mad Dog
um my God.

20:19.65
Chibbs
That's happening for sure.

20:20.88
gav
oh Oh, that might be my...

20:21.61
Chibbs
At this point. Yeah. Yeah.

20:23.93
Mad Dog
Monkey buzz. Monkey buzz.

20:25.60
gav
Okay, I'm going to go out.

20:26.23
Mad Dog
Monkey buzz.

20:27.12
gav
I'm just going to quickly call that. What month are we in? We're in March now. That might be my favorite moment on the pod this year.

20:34.57
Mad Dog
Monkey buzz.

20:36.08
gav
and fuck

20:39.07
gav
At the time when you say nothing at all was being recorded, the 9-11 hijackers were on monkey bars in Afghanistan getting their training hours up. That is just... That is the cream.

20:52.78
gav
That is the cream of this fucking podcast, man.

20:55.89
Mad Dog
It's fucking true though.

20:55.89
Bevo
Thank you.

20:59.21
Chibbs
Oh, the funniest things are true.

20:59.30
gav
a

21:02.58
Chibbs
yeah but yeah it ah

21:03.48
gav
Oh, fuck me. That's good.

21:06.12
Mad Dog
That is so cool.

21:06.14
gav
Oh, that is ripe. That is ripe.

21:10.97
Mad Dog
That's for all you Americans.

21:13.73
gav
Oh, fuck.

21:14.27
Chibbs
it's It's history.

21:14.73
gav
All six of you that have stuck around for this long.

21:17.03
Chibbs
yeah It's written by Paul Overstreet and Don Schiltz.

21:23.50
gav
All right. Their granddaddies were on opposite sides of the war.

21:26.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, it seems like it, doesn't it?

21:29.64
Bevo
Thank you.

21:31.45
Chibbs
During...

21:31.55
Mad Dog
I'm telling you what, Schiltz ain't doing no monkey baths.

21:31.87
Chibbs
No,

21:35.36
gav
you

21:35.73
Chibbs
no, no. During Overstreet's songwriting career, ah primarily in the country genre, he's written or co-written 27 top 10 songs.

21:47.20
gav
Holy fuck.

21:47.59
Mad Dog
Good Lord.

21:47.90
Chibbs
It's pretty impressive. I haven't written any.

21:51.49
gav
I've written, yeah, much less than that.

21:53.39
Chibbs
ah yeah To be fair, it's fucking disgusting that Ryan Beveridge hasn't.

22:00.38
Bevo
What?

22:00.58
gav
Yeah, he should be he should be stacking numbers by now.

22:01.71
Chibbs
I'm just saying, you're talented enough to have at least had one top ten hit that you could have co-written.

22:05.76
Bevo
Uh, no, no, no, don't, no, don't.

22:10.49
gav
Don't. don't Do not.

22:11.68
Chibbs
Are you saying you're not as good as Paul Overstreet?

22:11.85
Mad Dog
yeah

22:13.70
Bevo
and Yeah, I am saying that. I'm not a Notting Hill.

22:19.01
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. donna Donald Alan Schiltz Jr. born August 29th, 1952, is an American songwriter who has written more than 20 number one hits in the country charts.

22:31.46
gav
Hit him with the good one. Hit him with the big one.

22:34.83
Chibbs
You know what he wrote?

22:35.95
gav
You know what he wrote?

22:36.60
Chibbs
He wrote fucking The Gambler by Kenny Rogers.

22:39.32
Bevo
Oh, the big one.

22:39.53
Mad Dog
No, he did not.

22:40.60
gav
Yeah, dead set.

22:41.23
Chibbs
Yeah, did. yeah you Speaking of going to Vegas...

22:42.58
Mad Dog
No, he didn't.

22:44.98
Bevo
but' Speaking of knowing when to hold them.

22:45.61
gav
yeah

22:46.76
Chibbs
yeah

22:47.19
gav
yeah How's that for a feather in the cap?

22:49.43
Mad Dog
Hang on

22:49.75
gav
Imagine, imagine, and this guy is the most unassuming looking dude too. He's one of those ones that we've spoken about.

22:53.70
Chibbs
Oh, Schiltz, he's just like, you got to know when to hold them, know when to fold

22:54.81
gav
Like you see, you, you see Schiltz, you see a photo of him and it's like, oh yeah, whatever.

22:57.10
Bevo
Yeah.

22:59.82
gav
And it's just like that motherfucker wrote the gambler. Like,

23:02.78
Bevo
It's funny that this this is...

23:02.99
Mad Dog
Hang on.

23:03.77
Chibbs
them.

23:03.86
Bevo
um

23:04.33
Chibbs
20 number one hits.

23:06.54
gav
yeah, fuck.

23:07.18
Mad Dog
Hang on. Are we talking about Schlitz? Schlitz?

23:10.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:10.32
gav
Actually 20, 24, Schlitz, sorry. hit Schlitz.

23:13.27
Chibbs
Oh, right.

23:13.43
gav
Sorry. twenty four number one hit

23:14.35
Mad Dog
It's not Schiltz.

23:14.57
Bevo
li Yeah, right.

23:15.77
Mad Dog
It's fucking Schlitz.

23:15.85
gav
schlitz sorry Yeah, I'd lick you schlitz.

23:18.45
Chibbs
Wait, is

23:19.85
Bevo
I think it's funny that um you've got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them is pretty much the same thing as you say it best when you say nothing.

23:20.00
Chibbs
Schlitz. It is Schlitz.

23:27.13
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

23:27.95
gav
wow ah

23:29.08
Chibbs
Yeah. So this this song has been a hit song for four different performers.

23:36.91
Mad Dog
Get the fuck out of here.

23:37.13
Bevo
Yeah, what?

23:38.70
Mad Dog
Wow. Okay.

23:39.20
Chibbs
So Keith keith wit Whitley, he topped the Billboard Hot Country singles charts in 1988 with it.

23:48.21
gav
No way.

23:48.90
Chibbs
yeah Alison Krauss and Union Station had a version that went top 10 in the country charts in 1995.

23:53.67
Bevo
Yeah, right.

23:56.02
Chibbs
And then Irish singer Francis Black... released it in 1996, and it was a top 10 single. That is when um Ronan Keating got involved with the Irish Connection and was given this song to release 1999 as part of the Notting Hill soundtrack.

24:10.91
gav
The Irish connection, nice.

24:19.93
Mad Dog
got rich,

24:22.09
Chibbs
Well, he didn't.

24:23.13
gav
Sorry, when you said Francis Black, an Irish singer, I was like was like, what's that come from the Pixies name?

24:24.82
Chibbs
He didn't get rich.

24:31.15
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not that's not him, is it?

24:31.75
gav
Like, it's it's... Yeah, no, no, fuck no. He's American. It's all fuck.

24:35.99
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

24:36.59
gav
But his name's Black Francis.

24:37.77
Chibbs
Like Francis. Yeah.

24:39.61
gav
Because i was like is it fra I was like, for a second, of my head ticked and I was like, that's Francis Black as well, isn't it?

24:44.20
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

24:44.81
gav
And it's like, no, Black Francis. Yeah.

24:47.00
Chibbs
And so in 1999, when Keating released it, it became his first solo single. And so his first release as a solo artist was this song. And it was a number one hit.

24:59.56
Chibbs
Like...

24:59.91
gav
Yeah.

25:00.50
Chibbs
Yeah, as well.

25:00.90
gav
This is his introduction.

25:01.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:02.79
gav
ye

25:02.93
Chibbs
Yeah. um song The songwriters, Overstreet and Schiltz, said they came up with ah When You Say Nothing At All. At the end of an otherwise unproductive day, they were strumming a guitar trying to write the next song when they yeah were coming up empty.

25:20.67
Chibbs
As they tried to find another way to say nothing, we came up with this song. Overstreet later told the author ace Collins they thought the song was okay, but nothing special. so

25:30.69
Mad Dog
yeah

25:31.89
gav
wow yeah that's true

25:32.51
Chibbs
Yeah. I guess if you're just smashing the hits out, it's like, this isn't as good as my 15th number one song that I wrote. Yeah.

25:40.90
Mad Dog
good enough i guess yeah

25:42.91
Chibbs
It's good enough. And in February, 2023, Keating re-recorded the song as a duet with Mexican singer Paulina Rubio in Spanglish.

25:54.91
gav
all right good to know

25:55.66
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

25:57.73
Bevo
that a movie? as well.

25:59.50
Chibbs
Yeah, i think Spanglish is a movie.

25:59.67
gav
Spanglish?

26:00.57
Bevo
With Adam Sandler here.

26:00.66
Mad Dog
Adam Sandler.

26:00.74
gav
Yeah.

26:01.50
Chibbs
Yeah, it's movie.

26:01.88
gav
ya Yeah, yep.

26:03.32
Chibbs
um There was a... um So Keating kaating had this huge fucking falling out with his manager, Lewis Walsh. And after they split up working together, he just came out into the press and was like, Keating is not the most talented sock person in Boyzone.

26:24.71
Chibbs
Was it Boyzone that he was in, I think?

26:26.27
Bevo
Hmm.

26:26.31
gav
Oh, God. Yeah, it was.

26:27.72
Chibbs
yeah Keating was not the most talented one. He's not a great singer and he's got no personality.

26:35.02
Mad Dog
nice

26:35.99
Chibbs
Yeah. And in a roaring comeback, he's been named as ah the return as returning to The Voice Australia for the 14th season in 2025.

26:47.28
Chibbs
He hasn't been on it for nine years.

26:47.49
Bevo
Yeah, he was on Australian. He's been radio a bit.

26:52.61
Chibbs
I think he's a radio DJ as his main gig now.

26:52.70
Bevo
I think, wasn't he on like Wave FM or something?

26:57.86
Chibbs
No, that's fucking that other Irish guy.

27:00.90
Bevo
ah Damien Leith.

27:02.26
Chibbs
Yeah, Leaf.

27:02.45
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

27:03.60
gav
Oh, right.

27:04.45
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

27:04.90
Mad Dog
Oh, Australian Idol.

27:05.01
Bevo
yeah

27:06.76
Chibbs
I think he's been a radio dude in over in the UK. Yeah.

27:10.38
Bevo
yeah

27:10.52
Chibbs
Yeah. ah

27:11.36
Mad Dog
That'd be weird if he was on Wollongong Radio.

27:14.80
gav
Fair enough.

27:14.87
Chibbs
Yeah, so full that's a fall from grace. Produced by Stephen Lipson. He's an English record producer, audio engineer, guitarist and songwriter.

27:26.06
Chibbs
As a producer, he's worked with ah Annie Lennox, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Jerry Halliwell, Jeff Beck, Billy Irish and Hans Zimmer.

27:38.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:39.13
Bevo
Okay.

27:39.43
Mad Dog
Simple Minds.

27:40.80
gav
fair enough

27:41.68
Chibbs
There you Is there a video for this, Gavin?

27:45.46
gav
There is.

27:46.39
Chibbs
Interesting story about it.

27:50.31
gav
um Do I have an intro song?

27:53.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:55.46
gav
a I need to actually re-record.

28:11.16
gav
That's not me.

28:12.59
Chibbs
Nah, it's not.

28:12.85
gav
um

28:13.61
Chibbs
I could just cut that out very easily.

28:13.97
gav
ah do need to I do need to re-record that.

28:15.75
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

28:16.18
gav
Yeah, i need to i need to I need to jump on that.

28:18.53
Chibbs
You can do whatever you want, mate.

28:18.94
Mad Dog
Thank you.

28:19.07
gav
um Cool. um So yes, the video. ah Ronan Keating pretends he's in Notting Hill while being sold a Notting Hill DVD by a crackhead.

28:34.33
Chibbs
So, yeah, I vaguely remember, like, they they're just in a park, but then this heaps fucking aggressive mugger guy just comes up and attacks the camera for a while.

28:42.86
gav
Yeah, that's basically what's happening. And he like is showing he's showing them footage from Notting Hill

28:45.87
Chibbs
Why?

28:50.48
Bevo
Notting Hill.

28:53.03
Chibbs
Notting Hill is an aggressive movie.

28:53.06
gav
like on ah on ah on ah

28:55.27
Chibbs
Why is he so aggressive about it?

28:55.53
gav
On a portable... On like a portable DVD... It's the weirdest fucking video clip. It's actually very bizarre. So like... Yeah, it's like... They're on the bench that is famous from Notting Hill.

29:06.25
gav
Like it's like a bench with an inscription on it and stuff.

29:06.32
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

29:08.53
gav
And he's like sitting on the bench with a woman.

29:08.78
Chibbs
Okay.

29:10.49
gav
It's like literally reenacting a scene from Notting Hill.

29:12.76
Chibbs
Right.

29:13.68
gav
And then there's just this like Cockney fucking nightmare that just runs up.

29:14.04
Bevo
And ending scene.

29:16.97
gav
And he's got like a little portable...

29:17.09
Chibbs
It's Cockney Nightmare.

29:19.07
gav
little portable DVD player thing. And he's like forcing them to watch clips from Notting Hill... And he's like, it's a special price on... And the ah words are coming up on the screen as he talks.

29:28.62
Chibbs
I'll fucking give you a good fucking price, you fucking cunts.

29:30.59
gav
Literally exactly like that.

29:30.67
Mad Dog
Oi! Oi!

29:31.79
Chibbs
And if you don't fucking buy it, I'll fucking stick out.

29:33.15
gav
Exactly, exactly like that. He's like...

29:35.47
Mad Dog
Geyser, have a fucking look at this.

29:35.76
gav
He's like, it's a special fucking one price only deal.

29:39.62
Bevo
Get your papers on this.

29:40.61
gav
And he's... Yeah.

29:41.89
Chibbs
He's so aggressive.

29:43.07
Bevo
Clap your papers around this.

29:43.35
gav
It's super... It's... It's really unhinged. It's, um...

29:46.78
Mad Dog
I've been blowing bubbles.

29:49.77
gav
Ha ha ha...

29:53.24
gav
i am I got most of the way through this video and then I thought...

29:56.89
Chibbs
It wouldn't be good if he king hit Werner Keane.

30:01.77
Chibbs
At to some point, randomly throughout the video.

30:03.75
gav
Oh my God. Just king hits him.

30:06.16
Chibbs
and it's just And it's just slow motion feet walking past Roderickini's unconscious body in the park.

30:12.88
Bevo
This

30:15.38
gav
That's good. That's good.

30:17.56
Chibbs
I should have pitched it. They didn't come to me for the video.

30:18.97
Mad Dog
I've got a YouTube comment.

30:21.13
gav
I got... I got, sorry, I just got to quickly say, I got most of the way through the video and I had to pause it and be like, i had to check who posted it because I was like, I feel like someone's edited the original video to make it look fucking weird as hell.

30:24.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:25.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:31.93
Chibbs
so let's fuck

30:32.89
Bevo
is it.

30:36.25
gav
And then it was like, no, no, no, this is the fucking video. All right.

30:39.48
Bevo
it

30:39.78
Mad Dog
That's the video.

30:39.85
gav
Just so you know, like it's, if you haven't seen it, it's actually worth watching just for how fucking strange it is. Like if you're, if you haven't seen it,

30:46.92
Chibbs
like an Apex twin video or something.

30:50.20
gav
the The screen grab you need, if you haven't seen it, pull up the video, slick it straight to 2 minutes 15 and just know that you're looking at a real screenshot from the official music video for this fucking film clip.

30:50.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:55.71
Chibbs
yeah

31:03.32
gav
Like, it is... It's bizarre. All right, sorry.

31:05.92
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

31:06.42
gav
Mad Dog, carry on.

31:07.48
Mad Dog
No, you're right.

31:08.25
gav
You've got you've got a comment.

31:08.53
Mad Dog
um Yeah, YouTube comment. And shout out to Bevo for showing me the function of sought by newest comments.

31:17.55
Bevo
used first, yeah.

31:18.77
gav
ah

31:19.14
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Bevo's actually the one that figured that out.

31:22.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:22.65
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

31:22.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:24.66
Mad Dog
18 hours ago, I'm going to say it in the voice of Cookie Monster.

31:30.13
Bevo
Oh, good.

31:30.27
Chibbs
Oh, cool.

31:31.36
Mad Dog
Ronan Keating, friend.

31:36.23
gav
Is that it?

31:37.50
Mad Dog
yeah

31:38.33
gav
Amazing. Amazing.

31:40.12
Mad Dog
Renekading friend.

31:40.15
Chibbs
and

31:43.62
Chibbs
Is he saying he wants to be friends with him or he is friends with him?

31:46.12
Mad Dog
have no idea. but But someone took the time to get on YouTube and write that.

31:48.20
Bevo
Can I give you a...

31:53.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:54.51
gav
but

31:55.86
Bevo
um This is a ah weird one. There's two comments. Colin Lewis, 4516, 13 days ago. Feel heart sorry for this guy. Lewis Welsh is pure tit and a grass.

32:08.21
Bevo
And then he comes back.

32:08.96
Chibbs
I think Lewis Welsh was his manager.

32:11.50
Bevo
Oh, okay. And then he comes back and says, even um even on the internet views, he's a pure knit.

32:12.80
Mad Dog
PewDie!

32:16.84
Bevo
No, kint. Speaking for my wife.

32:20.33
gav
Oh my god.

32:22.67
Mad Dog
by

32:26.06
Mad Dog
Hang

32:29.63
gav
Fucking

32:32.02
Mad Dog
on. Kiddie.

32:34.93
Bevo
It's kint. Sorry, I read it wrong. Kint.

32:37.72
Mad Dog
Kiddie.

32:38.09
gav
Kint. Kint is funny.

32:38.98
Bevo
K-I-N-T.

32:44.06
gav
a <unk>

32:48.20
Bevo
a

32:48.97
Chibbs
Ah, it's good

32:49.91
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus Christ.

32:50.78
Bevo
Oh, one more, one more YouTube.

32:51.45
Mad Dog
Is that with the is that with the K or a

32:52.28
Bevo
One more YouTube. Okay. K-I-N-T. ah This one's one more from SoapyPiePie7126 three weeks ago. One of the songs.

33:03.29
Bevo
Never fed up.

33:05.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:06.70
gav
but wow

33:08.16
Chibbs
Not wrong. Not wrong. All right.

33:11.51
Mad Dog
Oh, can't get enough of it.

33:12.23
Bevo
It is. It certainly is one of the songs.

33:15.05
Chibbs
All right.

33:15.28
Mad Dog
It certainly is.

33:15.89
Chibbs
It's game time. It's game. It is game time.

33:18.02
gav
Let's play some games.

33:23.61
Chibbs
yeah Does Ronan Keating, I know he's got that Life is a Roller Coaster song, but is that is that it's that it?

33:27.53
Bevo
Oh, no, he's not good at this game.

33:31.40
Chibbs
right.

33:32.18
Bevo
Well, every single one of his songs on this set list, except for the first two and the last one, which kind of gives you a bit of a clue, ah there's a smattering there's a smattering of songs that aren't covers.

33:46.22
Chibbs
Okay.

33:50.66
Bevo
I'll say that much.

33:51.42
Chibbs
Okay.

33:52.43
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus Christ!

33:53.13
Bevo
I'd say 90% of the set list is ah covers.

33:53.35
Mad Dog
Jesus Christ!

33:56.88
Chibbs
like

33:57.47
Bevo
This is the 1st of September, 2024 at the Park Boone in Clara Zetkin Park in Leipzig, Germany. 19

34:06.06
Chibbs
Fuck.

34:08.25
Bevo
songs with the last one being an encore.

34:10.42
Chibbs
He's just doing...

34:10.63
gav
He plays it last.

34:11.39
Chibbs
He's playing 19 times a... Yeah, it's last. But, I mean, it's...

34:13.42
Bevo
But it's all covers.

34:14.55
Chibbs
Yeah, it's all covers.

34:15.57
Mad Dog
Christ!

34:16.50
Chibbs
what where Why is Ronan Kenyan a cover artist in 2024?

34:19.36
gav
Yeah, what the fuck?

34:20.98
Bevo
okay. So,

34:21.51
Mad Dog
I can't get over it because of the kids.

34:25.86
gav
Are you still on that, you motherfucker?

34:27.49
Chibbs
ah it fake I'd almost phased out Mad Dog cackling in the background.

34:32.69
gav
yeah

34:34.12
Bevo
ah Well, okay. keep Keep in mind that Boyzone songs are covers.

34:35.26
gav
Jesus Christ.

34:38.55
Chibbs
Okay.

34:38.91
Bevo
And when you say nothing at all, it's a cover too.

34:39.94
gav
Ah, yeah.

34:42.65
Chibbs
Oh, it is too.

34:43.30
gav
oh

34:43.37
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm still saying last.

34:46.32
Mad Dog
Second loss.

34:49.73
Bevo
Kev.

34:50.26
gav
Oh. You said the last song wasn't a cover, and then you said that this song is a cover, right?

34:53.03
Bevo
Yeah, I did.

34:56.96
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

34:57.84
gav
Okay.

34:58.29
Bevo
I gave you a clue there accidentally.

35:00.03
gav
I'm going to say he plays it fucking ninth then.

35:03.80
Bevo
He plays at 15th.

35:05.78
gav
ah fuck

35:06.99
Bevo
ah Do you want to hear the set list?

35:09.00
Chibbs
Oh,

35:09.12
Bevo
Would you like to know?

35:09.36
gav
Go on then.

35:10.16
Mad Dog
Yes.

35:11.14
Bevo
First song is loving each day. if buttheless

35:14.21
Mad Dog
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:14.60
Chibbs
yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:14.62
Bevo
that' not not never but ah Two is breathe, which i don't know off top my head, but I'm sure I would if I heard it.

35:17.26
gav
Baby.

35:20.01
Chibbs
I think that goes, ah yeah.

35:20.23
Mad Dog
Prodigy?

35:21.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:23.89
Mad Dog
Breathe, Whitney!

35:24.13
gav
Nice. Yes. Fuck.

35:26.85
Bevo
It's just him going.

35:26.98
gav
How could it? I'll tell the only thing better than the Prodigy.

35:27.75
Chibbs
but no and

35:28.83
Bevo
Thanks very much. That was Lovin' Each Day. Here's my next song called Breathe.

35:33.17
gav
The Prodigy Live.

35:37.44
Mad Dog
Do you...

35:38.08
Bevo
Thank you very much. That was my song, Breathe.

35:40.93
gav
Yeah.

35:41.15
Bevo
ah Okay. ah Baby Can I Hold You, Tracy Chapman cover, Words by the Bee Gees, You Needed Me by Anne Murray. The way I'm getting dizzy because I breathe really heavy just then.

35:52.52
Bevo
The Way You Make Me Feel, which is not a cover, weirdly.

35:56.36
Chibbs
Okay.

35:56.36
Bevo
If Tomorrow Never Comes, remember that one? If Tomorrow Never Comes.

36:01.19
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah,

36:01.96
Bevo
Garth Brooks, Is This Life, Colin Ray, Father and Son, Cat Stevens, Faith, George Michael, No Matter What.

36:02.29
Mad Dog
Yep.

36:07.09
Bevo
You know that one. No matter what they tell us.

36:10.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:11.21
Chibbs
Oh, that song sucks.

36:11.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:11.67
gav
yeah that that's not that's not his though is it that's not his whose song is that oh fuck that song does suck

36:13.12
Mad Dog
That sucks.

36:13.76
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

36:16.21
Bevo
a

36:16.47
Chibbs
Fuck, that's a horrible song. It's a Boyzone.

36:21.08
Bevo
Boyzone, yeah. One more song by Boyzone.

36:21.75
Chibbs
Boyzone song.

36:23.36
Bevo
Last thing on my mind.

36:23.72
Mad Dog
yeah

36:24.17
Chibbs
Yeah, does suck.

36:24.42
Mad Dog
that suckcks

36:24.56
Bevo
Love me for a reason. When you say nothing at all. When the going gets tough, the tough get going by Billy Ocean. Picture of you by Boyzone. Closes with Brown Eyed Girl and then comes back for Life is a Roller Coaster.

36:35.67
Chibbs
Yeah, that's a fucking great song.

36:35.74
Bevo
It's

36:37.44
Mad Dog
that is I'm sorry, but that is a shit concert.

36:37.53
Chibbs
A lot us are rollercoastered. Great song.

36:39.12
Bevo
sung by Sam Ganji, apparently.

36:39.33
Chibbs
Nah,

36:42.59
gav
yeah

36:46.08
Bevo
I'd be alright with this.

36:46.42
Chibbs
I'd go to that. but sense That sounds alright.

36:47.32
Bevo
I'd go to him. I'm okay with this.

36:49.57
Chibbs
Yeah, i don't have problem with it. ah

36:52.69
gav
yeah fuck you mad dog you kind you stupid kind yeah you did miss that

36:54.25
Chibbs
Okay.

36:54.59
Bevo
Okay.

36:55.62
Chibbs
You kid.

36:55.74
Bevo
To each other's

36:56.38
Chibbs
You kid.

36:59.21
Bevo
own.

36:59.29
Mad Dog
I'm still upset that I missed Hatebreed because I was down the coast.

37:01.05
Bevo
Wish you luck.

37:04.58
Chibbs
Yeah, that sucks. yeah um what More games.

37:06.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:21.36
Chibbs
What do you think Ronan's worth in 2025,

37:25.67
Mad Dog
Fuck me, Dad. um Well, more than Gracie.

37:31.44
gav
Oh, yeah.

37:32.46
Mad Dog
um Does he have a scent?

37:36.92
gav
He doesn't have a cent, but I reckon he funnels all of his money into the IRA.

37:36.97
Chibbs
ah

37:40.36
Mad Dog
then

37:40.37
Chibbs
Yeah, imagine he's funding terrorism. Yeah.

37:42.53
Mad Dog
yeah The scent of keating.

37:45.48
gav
The cent of car bombs. Yeah.

37:46.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:47.95
Mad Dog
The scent of getting flogged by a wet lettuce.

37:48.06
Chibbs
said apple and

37:52.52
Mad Dog
um The scent of the recession we had to have. ah

38:00.01
Mad Dog
Sorry. um

38:01.57
gav
No, that's good. That's good. con get yeah Keep that running. You're fine.

38:04.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:04.39
gav
You're fine. Don't apologize.

38:05.18
Mad Dog
You have to be Australian. um Fuck it. 25 mil.

38:10.91
Chibbs
Alright, Gav?

38:12.78
gav
gone 40. I've gone 40 mil.

38:14.43
Chibbs
Bevo?

38:15.55
Bevo
Well, he's come back to the voice, which means he's probably starving for a dollar.

38:20.57
gav
for For attention?

38:20.90
Chibbs
Attention! Attention!

38:22.08
Mad Dog
so

38:22.11
gav
Yeah.

38:22.69
Mad Dog
7 for a fucking Guinness.

38:23.23
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:26.34
Bevo
I'm going to go with the 8 million, the low end.

38:30.25
Chibbs
You guys just banged all around it. 30 million. It's worth.

38:32.91
Bevo
Yeah, right.

38:33.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:33.61
gav
Alright, alright.

38:34.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:34.92
Bevo
30 million.

38:36.17
gav
What did you say, mad Dog?

38:36.79
Chibbs
30 million.

38:38.02
Mad Dog
I said 25. Yeah. Yeah.

38:39.65
gav
Ah, fuck, you were closest. Nice one.

38:40.82
Chibbs
There you go, Matt, yeah.

38:40.96
Mad Dog
and

38:42.73
gav
yep nop now this is now that this is a ranked sport now Now that this is a ranked sport, I feel like the stakes are high. You know?

38:50.05
Chibbs
What is?

38:52.07
gav
a Setless game is a ranked sport now.

38:53.51
Chibbs
ah yeah, it's the ultimate skill.

38:54.36
Bevo
yeah

38:55.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:56.03
gav
It's the ultimate skill.

38:56.17
Chibbs
ah The legacy is that this topped the singles charts in the yeah UK, Ireland, and New Zealand.

39:02.58
Mad Dog
Fuck me, Dad.

39:03.12
Chibbs
but That's it.

39:03.47
Bevo
If you didn't catch it before, I um was referencing the Titanic.

39:03.82
Chibbs
That's

39:04.49
Mad Dog
and

39:08.00
Bevo
My heart will go on with the tin whistle solo, which was one year before this or two years before this.

39:12.01
Chibbs
Oh, there you go.

39:12.23
Bevo
They're all over the place.

39:12.92
Mad Dog
Nice. When Winslet got the boobs out.

39:15.92
Chibbs
Yeah. I have to draw you.

39:16.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:19.23
Chibbs
ah

39:20.24
Bevo
except the wine I'm really good at surfing

39:20.32
gav
yeah

39:20.84
Chibbs
Let's rate this shit.

39:27.26
gav
ah

39:28.54
Bevo
on the boat

39:33.25
Mad Dog
Surfing.

39:35.36
Chibbs
What do you give this out of 10? 10 being would rather die than ever hear this song ever again, and one of these in your Spotify raps. What do you give it, Gavin?

39:47.11
gav
um I give it a three, man. It's a fucking... It's ah it's a cheeky...

39:52.23
Chibbs
The video got you it's got you, didn't it?

39:54.24
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

39:54.35
Chibbs
You just fuck you got all weird with the video and went, yeah.

39:55.90
gav
I need to see more aggressive muggers in parks in videos.

39:59.29
Chibbs
selling people with david portable DVD players.

39:59.69
gav
It's something...

40:02.11
Chibbs
What would be funniest if the mugger got mugged for his DVD player.

40:02.38
gav
It's...

40:06.19
gav
That would be even better.

40:06.53
Mad Dog
wow

40:07.48
gav
Yeah.

40:08.52
Chibbs
yeah

40:08.53
gav
Geezer gets mugged by a geezer.

40:09.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

40:10.76
gav
um Yeah, no. i um It's not the sort of song that I put on, but if it comes on, I'm not fucking turning it off. It's a fucking...

40:18.46
Chibbs
ah well Yeah. I mean, I sing it with Sam Carles, but I'm not putting it in any playlist or anything.

40:23.74
gav
Yeah, yeah.

40:23.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:24.14
gav
And that's what I mean. If it was a one, it'd be in my fucking shit. It's not, but I'm certainly not kicking it out of my fucking Spotify.

40:29.28
Chibbs
Alright,

40:31.09
Bevo
um

40:31.63
gav
Hmm.

40:32.66
Chibbs
fair enough. Doggy? Doggy?

40:35.59
Mad Dog
ah Yeah, when i looked at the year that it came out, 1999, I thought, fuck me, dad. I'm old.

40:46.59
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. um But I kind of enjoyed listening back to it because I haven't heard it in 26 years.

40:59.83
Mad Dog
ah Yeah. But yeah, fuck it. um I'm crazy frogging it.

41:05.66
Chibbs
Oh, ring-a-ding-ding.

41:05.84
gav
nice nice

41:06.37
Mad Dog
Yeah. A four.

41:07.89
Chibbs
Fair enough. Fair enough. Bevo?

41:10.37
Bevo
Um, I'm kind of the same. I, I like it.

41:15.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:15.61
Bevo
think, I think I like it when it, when it like changes key and, and goes like up a fucking notch.

41:15.88
gav
yeah he didn't he didn't want to admit it yeah that bit kicks ass that bit kicks ass

41:20.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:21.56
Bevo
God, it's good.

41:22.06
Mad Dog
There's a smile on your face.

41:23.47
Bevo
Makes you feel something. Yeah. I'm going to give it a two.

41:27.94
gav
Nice.

41:28.17
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.

41:28.33
Chibbs
Oh, love it. Alright, well...

41:29.83
Mad Dog
Yeah, I respect that.

41:31.05
Chibbs
Yeah, um ah I mean, fun for everybody, but, you know, at the same time,

41:40.26
gav
ah Nice.

41:44.66
Chibbs
I'll give it a five because i think it's good, but I don't want to listen to it like twice in a day.

41:46.07
Mad Dog
I don't pass it.

41:46.28
gav
Yeah.

41:54.44
gav
Yeah, fair.

41:55.14
Chibbs
ah just like ah ah yeah I think I'd get over it real fucking quick. if it was If it was a hit song and on the radio all the time, you you yeah yeah, you'd get over it.

41:58.31
Bevo
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:59.55
gav
um wouldn't i wouldn't keep it running yeah

42:00.71
Bevo
It's a flimsy too for me.

42:02.84
Mad Dog
What about twice in 26 years? 100%.

42:05.78
Chibbs
Yeah, that's worked, yeah.

42:05.98
gav
that works so this song and i thought about this earlier like um it's i reckon when this came out everyone's mum wanted to bang ronan keating keating after this song came out and i remember like i remember my mum loved this song everyone's mum's

42:17.95
Mad Dog
Oh, had...

42:22.06
Chibbs
It was a double whammy, though, because it was a Ronan Keating with promoting a Hugh Grant movie.

42:27.32
gav
True. It had that gone into...

42:28.17
Mad Dog
ah

42:28.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:28.76
gav
Yeah, I feel like yeah everyone's mum wanted to fuck Ronan Keating after this.

42:29.40
Mad Dog
had

42:32.42
Mad Dog
Juices were flowing.

42:33.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:34.06
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

42:34.09
gav
Yeah.

42:34.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:34.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:34.86
gav
but ah like a Motherly, middle-aged woman juices were flowing.

42:38.46
Mad Dog
yeah

42:38.84
Chibbs
yeah All right.

42:39.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:39.34
gav
How old was Ronan Keating at this point, I wonder? That's an interesting. Yeah, who knows?

42:43.01
Mad Dog
probably Probably late twenty s

42:44.82
gav
Old enough to fuck.

42:47.67
Chibbs
And on that note, thanks, fellas. Everybody else.

42:51.11
gav
ah

42:51.37
Chibbs
Go and get fucked by Ronan Keating