Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith

In this unsettling reimagining, the smooth-talking, swagger-filled narrator isn’t here to party… he’s luring kids with charm, games, and magic tricks under the guise of fun. He struts through neighborhoods with a twisted grin, tossing candy, whispering riddles, and leading children astray with hypnotic dance moves. Dressed to impress in a shadowy pinstripe suit, he hides his true motives behind catchy rhymes and a slick rhythm.

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Transcript

03:02.71
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to try breakdancing on concrete.

03:11.45
gav
Eh, I'd do it.

03:12.37
Bevo
Simple, but effective.

03:13.88
Chibbs
Yeah. Let's just imagine it hurt a lot.

03:17.76
Bevo
and Gravel rash.

03:19.28
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.

03:19.55
gav
Hmm.

03:21.88
Chibbs
Speaking of rashes, we are doing Getting Jiggy With It by Will Smith.

03:26.32
gav
Ha ha ha.

03:56.80
Chibbs
Yeah, nice fade out, eh?

03:59.37
gav
Nice. He did well. well

04:01.05
Chibbs
Yeah, thanks. ah Trusty Beverage is here

04:05.60
Bevo
Yes.

04:06.81
Chibbs
Yes! Gavin's

04:09.57
gav
No.

04:10.39
Chibbs
He's going to die of heat stroke, but he is here.

04:12.41
gav
Yeah. He's going to die stroking his heat.

04:13.80
Bevo
Sweating out all the alcohol.

04:16.55
Chibbs
Chugging red wine in a sauna. Yeah.

04:18.86
gav
In a sauna.

04:18.99
Bevo
Sweating red bullets.

04:19.74
gav
That's how, honestly, i want to go at how Ziz went out high in a fucking sauna, baby.

04:23.99
Chibbs
Yeah, great. ah Mad Dog's not here. He's struck it rich.

04:28.12
gav
Oh.

04:29.56
Chibbs
He invented something that has sent his finances into the stratosphere.

04:34.83
gav
That's fantastic.

04:36.15
Chibbs
It is called the Selfie Toaster. Do

04:41.66
Bevo
Does it, I guess you go first, Kevin.

04:42.06
gav
Okay.

04:41.93
Chibbs
you want to get...

04:42.26
gav
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I'm going to...

04:43.86
Chibbs
You can guess.

04:44.13
gav
Yeah. Okay. Okay.

04:47.38
gav
I'm going to say it's like a Polaroid camera, but as you take the photo, it chars the outside of the photograph as it's printing. So it's kind of like an like a like the frame of the photograph is like charred like an old pirate photograph or something like that.

05:03.50
Bevo
I was going to guess, uh, it toasts an image, ah so an image of yourself onto the bread.

05:03.34
Chibbs
Okay, all right.

05:04.17
gav
It's toasting this selfie.

05:09.35
Chibbs
Yes, that that's what it is.

05:09.65
gav
Oh, fuck. That's better. That's better.

05:10.83
Chibbs
That's what it is it is.

05:11.69
gav
Fuck.

05:12.16
Chibbs
It is your selfie is burnt onto a slice of bread.

05:16.84
gav
I should have picked that.

05:17.40
Bevo
It's just what I need.

05:18.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:19.50
Bevo
ah Eat yourself.

05:19.60
gav
Honestly, if someone made that, I would...

05:23.26
Chibbs
And they have. These are were all real inventions.

05:26.00
gav
Oh, for fuck's sake.

05:27.97
Bevo
Can someone take a set?

05:28.20
gav
I should have known because Mad Dog made it and now he's rich.

05:28.30
Chibbs
f everything everything everything i've said Everything I've said is a legitimate invention.

05:30.32
gav
is is Isn't that...

05:35.78
Bevo
Should get a photo of a bag of dicks when you, not your bread and go eat a bag of dicks.

00:01.24
Chibbs
All right. We got lyrics and lots of them because Will Smith is a chatty, chatty man.

00:07.67
gav
He's a chatty boy, has been known to chat.

00:09.06
Chibbs
is. Yeah. um All right. The lyrics, lyrics, lyrics. He's got an intro. It's an intro. It starts with this. It goes, bring it.

00:19.95
Chibbs
Woo. ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:22.80
gav
yeah

00:23.21
Chibbs
Ah, ah, ah, ah. What, what, what, what? Oh.

00:28.19
Bevo
Like an English lesson.

00:29.47
gav
Yeah, this is the this is the lyricism I expect um from a top-tier rapper.

00:32.75
Chibbs
yeah can write I hope he wrote that down. Like, I hope he was there, like Ice Cube in the corner writing.

00:40.32
gav
ah See, that's the thing. I picture um Will Smith, first and foremost, actor, right? And i feel like, well, he wasn't a good one.

00:48.10
Chibbs
Well, no, no. he was so but He was a rapper first.

00:51.80
gav
And I feel like this, my idea of Will Smith, his forte is acting. I feel like this is a stretch for him.

01:01.08
Chibbs
I disagree. ah he He's a rapper.

01:02.77
Bevo
Yeah, I had disagree as well.

01:05.22
Chibbs
It was Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. They were fucking huge.

01:07.22
Bevo
Yeah.

01:09.28
gav
So, okay, fair enough.

01:10.43
Chibbs
and then And then he got that he got that TV show.

01:11.31
gav
ah you you Do you think he's a better rapper? Do you think he's a better rapper than he is an actor?

01:16.61
Chibbs
i think he's as good a rapper as he is an actor.

01:20.09
gav
Ah, fuck.

01:20.98
Bevo
Well, who are you comparing him to?

01:22.25
gav
You're so combative to, i don't know, the history of...

01:24.47
Chibbs
and I'm just saying, he's won Academy Awards, he's won Grammys. Like, what do we

01:28.19
gav
Okay, yeah. Go on,

01:29.12
Bevo
See, it's also like he is to rap.

01:30.14
Chibbs
we day

01:33.48
Bevo
I'm

01:36.48
Bevo
trying to think.

01:36.88
gav
go on. go on

01:38.83
Bevo
Will Smith is to rap as fucking...

01:43.52
Bevo
Rod Stewart is to rock. I don't know.

01:47.05
gav
What the fuck does that mean?

01:48.92
Bevo
He's like...

01:49.16
Chibbs
Well, I've just said...

01:50.02
Bevo
the poppiest of rap.

01:51.93
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm saying, like, he literally was at such a big rapper that they gave him a TV show called The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air because he was Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince.

01:52.69
gav
Okay, sure. Yeah.

02:00.63
Bevo
Yeah.

02:02.79
Chibbs
He was The Fresh Prince.

02:03.28
gav
Yeah.

02:04.03
Chibbs
He was so big that they went, we're going to give you a network television show about your life.

02:09.54
gav
Yeah. yeah

02:10.26
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

02:11.86
gav
Fair enough. All I'm saying is I picture Will Smith's ad-libs in the studio, la this intro, being written on a sheet of paper and he's reading off it very carefully.

02:22.01
Chibbs
it does say It does seem like every single thing he's ever done with his career is calculated.

02:26.99
gav
Yeah.

02:26.97
Bevo
yeah

02:26.98
Chibbs
that's what ah That's what I think you're trying to say.

02:29.11
gav
That's what I'm trying to say. He sounds like he's reading he's reading his ad-libs.

02:30.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:32.39
gav
He's not ad-libbing. he's he's so I feel like his manager wrote ad-libs and he read them off a sheet of paper.

02:38.41
Chibbs
I mean, you know, he he this we're talking about the guy that wrote, boom, shake the room. but You know, tick, tick, tick, boom.

02:43.55
gav
yeah

02:46.95
Chibbs
He said that before the hives, before the hives did it.

02:49.04
gav
but for the ah

02:50.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:53.83
Chibbs
Verse one. going to have to cut this in half, I think.

02:58.90
gav
yeah

02:58.97
Chibbs
On your...

02:59.71
gav
cut it Cut it at looking at me, I reckon.

03:01.69
Chibbs
Okay, cool.

03:01.91
gav
That's the midpoint.

03:02.39
Chibbs
Good call. Good call. All right.

03:03.69
gav
Yeah.

03:04.36
Chibbs
On your mark, ready, set, let's go. Dance, Floor Pro. Okay.

03:11.94
Bevo
good.

03:12.56
Chibbs
ah

03:13.89
gav
yo Your timing on that phrasing is hard.

03:14.16
Bevo
Christian Walken dance. Cool.

03:20.54
Chibbs
I know you know I go psycho. Oh,

03:25.02
Bevo
The strings. Hit the strings.

03:26.10
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. I know you know go psycho.

03:27.18
gav
YouTube's chasing.

03:29.27
Chibbs
Woo! Woo! i know you know i go so

03:35.26
gav
Woo!

03:40.79
Chibbs
When my new joint hit, just can't sit. Gotta get jiggy with it. Oh, that's it. Now, honey, honey, come inside.

03:51.29
Chibbs
DKNY. Is that a Donkey Kong reference?

03:55.83
Bevo
Donkey Kong of New York.

03:56.70
Chibbs
Yeah, good.

03:57.41
gav
hahaha

03:57.50
Chibbs
Oh, Diddy. Diddy? Diddy Kong?

04:01.11
Bevo
Yeah,

04:02.09
Chibbs
All up in my eye, you got a Prada bag with a lot of stuff in it. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

04:12.48
Bevo
Charlie Brown.

04:14.56
Chibbs
give it to your Give it to your friend. spin. Everybody's looking at me. They're spinning. There's more people spinning.

04:22.73
Bevo
i reckon I reckon genius has got all the fucking paragraphs wrong here because it's like lines leading into lines.

04:30.22
Chibbs
Is it not right?

04:31.45
gav
Oh, you think it's gapped out.

04:31.61
Bevo
Well, if you look at the annotation, it like carries a across.

04:35.86
Chibbs
Oh, right. Okay.

04:37.74
Bevo
Something's going on here with the formatting.

04:38.84
Chibbs
We can go there.

04:39.52
Bevo
That's all right. we We'll go from here.

04:40.92
gav
Someone's struggling to annotate it.

04:41.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:41.07
Bevo
um

04:41.18
Chibbs
Pins.

04:42.23
gav
um Yeah.

04:42.39
Bevo
When his new joint hits, he just can't sit.

04:42.45
gav
Meth. Meth.

04:45.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:45.90
Bevo
What do you reckon it's laced with?

04:47.83
Chibbs
um

04:48.15
gav
Bins.

04:49.11
Chibbs
pin

04:50.05
gav
myth

04:52.86
gav
bi

04:55.09
Chibbs
ah

04:55.94
gav
Oh, fuck. um I'm sorry. Going back to Chibs' as slight misreading of that first lyric, on your mark, get rich ready, set, let's go, dance, floor pro.

05:12.26
Chibbs
Is that not how it goes?

05:12.69
gav
Someone's... it's a

05:14.99
Bevo
Dance floor pro.

05:15.25
gav
it's still It's a dance floor pro, but you're making it sound like someone is a floor pro and someone's demanding that the floor pro dance.

05:18.50
Bevo
Threatening.

05:20.90
Chibbs
yeah That's true.

05:22.19
gav
It's like...

05:22.18
Chibbs
On your marks, get he set, dance!

05:23.67
gav
its the the the janet The janitor at your local gym is a floor pro and you're you're demanding that he dance.

05:30.10
Chibbs
Floor pro.

05:32.85
Chibbs
What are the chances that we did two songs tonight that had people demanding they dance but not spin?

05:39.29
gav
yeah What are the odds?

05:41.43
Bevo
Remember we had a huge run of um hands in the air, like robberies?

05:41.70
Chibbs
What are the odds?

05:45.38
Chibbs
Yeah, a lot of robberies. lot of robbery anthems.

05:47.12
gav
Yeah.

05:47.27
Bevo
know

05:47.80
gav
Yeah.

05:48.73
Bevo
It's been a while since one of them.

05:48.86
gav
rob its

05:50.12
Chibbs
This, we, yeah, we we might get a robbery.

05:50.17
gav
I was just about to say it's been a minute since we had a good robbery anthem on the show.

05:52.43
Bevo
Get on the floor and

05:54.51
Chibbs
We might get a robbery in here somewhere. There's lots of lyrics to go You never know.

05:57.15
gav
I reckon, yeah, no, you could be right. Could be right.

05:59.07
Chibbs
um I know you know I go psycho. It's like...

06:02.67
gav
I love, okay, so we always love it when someone goes crazy.

06:06.94
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:07.94
gav
It's pretty rare and exciting when we have someone go psycho.

06:11.00
Chibbs
goes someone that is psychotic like and and the fact that it's like they're not psycho now but I know that you know that I am psychotic

06:11.30
gav
That is, yeah.

06:23.10
gav
i I entered a psychotic stage recently. and Every now and then.

06:26.24
Bevo
I might

06:27.36
Chibbs
ah every now and again i go psychotic I see red

06:30.76
gav
i hit the psycho switch and I just fucking lose it.

06:35.62
Bevo
um i just go and hit Chris Rock in the face on live television.

06:37.86
Chibbs
ah makes be It just makes me want to slap a comedian in front of the academy.

06:39.49
gav
ah

06:44.11
gav
Entire world.

06:45.15
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

06:46.09
gav
no Yeah.

06:47.99
Chibbs
But, hey, he warned them a long time before.

06:48.10
gav
I mean, we,

06:50.61
gav
He did. I feel like Chris Rock should have probably seen ah Will Smith approaching on that stage and be like, wait a minute, this guy's a self-confessed psycho.

06:59.67
Chibbs
I know that he knows that I know that he is a psycho. Yeah.

07:02.92
gav
That I know he has been known to go psycho. Yeah.

07:06.21
Bevo
Let me just recall in this moment, the 1997 hit, getting jiggy with it. Verse one, line two.

07:11.71
gav
ah

07:14.18
Bevo
Oh,

07:17.50
gav
um

07:17.93
Bevo
fuck. I know that he knows that I know that he goes psycho.

07:21.19
gav
Can I just say, i think we've actually, without even realising it, already stumbled across a robbery anthem.

07:28.47
Chibbs
It is?

07:29.51
gav
Well, all up in my eye, you got a Prada bag with a lot of stuff in it. Uh, uh, uh.

07:35.87
Chibbs
so he's iron off the bag.

07:37.14
gav
Like, he's...

07:37.95
Chibbs
like

07:39.45
gav
Look, if someone's...

07:39.65
Chibbs
um just you know I'm waiting for him to put that down.

07:40.64
gav
if The thing is, if someone comments... We've had a lot of songs recently. My Baby Wants a Birkin, Shaboozie. We've had a lot of songs recently mention handbags.

07:47.29
Chibbs
yeah

07:49.46
gav
This is the first one that mentions that bag's got a lot of stuff in it.

07:53.37
Chibbs
That's a very full bag you're carrying around.

07:54.13
Bevo
Not about the bag.

07:54.46
gav
and And will smith Will Smith is looking at that bag. He's not looking at the handbag. He's going, that that looks like it contains items that i'm might that I might like to acquire.

08:04.31
Chibbs
ah And if the bag's expensive, the things inside it are going to be through the roof.

08:05.71
gav
I think this is... The things inside it, yeah. If you need if you need a Prada bag to hold whatever's in there, then...

08:14.08
Chibbs
If the receptacle costs $10,000, then what's inside must be like Fort Knox.

08:17.10
gav
imagine ah Imagine what's inside. So, yeah, I think whether or not he whether or not he's specifically asked anyone to raise their hands ah in ah in in a this-is-a-stick-up fashion,

08:20.95
Bevo
Is that gum?

08:27.88
Chibbs
So it's not a... rot It's more of a snatch and grab? Like, is it like a...

08:31.17
gav
I feel like a snatch and grab. I feel like it's... ah Or like at the very least, he's casing this.

08:33.04
Chibbs
Okay.

08:35.93
Chibbs
Okay.

08:35.99
gav
So he might...

08:36.25
Chibbs
where the cat It is early in the song.

08:36.63
gav
he might

08:38.25
Chibbs
He could be casing.

08:38.74
gav
It's early in the song. Maybe second verse, we might see where this goes.

08:40.53
Chibbs
Okay. Well, we're still halfway.

08:41.62
gav
Let's keep an eye on it.

08:42.34
Chibbs
We're halfway through the first verse. so Okay.

08:43.87
gav
Let's hit... Oh, true. Let's hit the second half of the first fucking verse.

08:46.73
Chibbs
It says, Glancing the kid wishing they was dancing a jig.

08:56.79
gav
Oh, I'm not um not sure.

08:57.64
Chibbs
It's like, Flatney, Flatley's Lord of the Dance.

09:01.85
gav
The river dance.

09:03.31
Chibbs
Riverdance.

09:03.57
gav
Will Smith just with tapping shoes on.

09:04.65
Chibbs
a

09:07.60
Chibbs
It's like,

09:09.15
Bevo
wish I was dancing the Donnybrook fucking dingleberries.

09:10.61
Chibbs
ah

09:12.91
Chibbs
I wish I got to g but ah ah glaning the kid, wishing they was dancing a jig. Here with this handsome kid, cigar, cigar, right from Cuba, Cuba.

09:30.37
Chibbs
I just bite it. he molesting a child?

09:34.25
gav
ah The next line probably suggests not, but maybe...

09:36.84
Bevo
Yeah,

09:37.25
Chibbs
Okay. It's not for the look. I don't light it.

09:41.41
gav
No, no, it's for the look, sorry, is the correct.

09:42.83
Chibbs
ah it's for the look. I don't light it. yeah Ilway? that what it says?

09:49.95
Bevo
yeah it's pig Latin.

09:50.16
gav
Yeah, i think he's speaking pig Latin. Yeah.

09:52.04
Bevo
Will.

09:52.44
Chibbs
Ilway the Anne May on the Ant's Day or Flay.

09:55.02
Bevo
Man.

09:58.59
Chibbs
ha!

10:00.57
gav
Jesus Christ.

10:02.40
Bevo
That's one thing you want in your song. It's cryptic clues.

10:05.29
Chibbs
Jesus Christ!

10:05.95
gav
Ah! ah

10:09.25
Chibbs
Give it up, Jiggy. Make it feel like foreplay. Woo! Yo, my cardio is in infinite. Ah-ha! Big Willy Styles all in it.

10:21.00
Chibbs
Getting Jiggy with it. He's raping a child.

10:25.41
gav
You might be right.

10:27.18
Chibbs
And he's it so he's insatiable.

10:27.49
gav
I'm not going Oh, my God.

10:29.65
Chibbs
His cardio is infinite. but He will never wear out.

10:37.07
Bevo
That is funny.

10:37.08
Chibbs
it's

10:39.01
gav
Oh, my God.

10:39.87
Bevo
but no

10:39.93
Chibbs
I don't understand this. He's glancing at kids that are dancing for him and saying how handsome they are, and he wants to smoke their cigar.

10:43.16
Bevo
Handsome kid.

10:48.50
gav
He's this handsome kid.

10:48.72
Bevo
It almost sounds like the kid's name is Sigisigar. Here with this handsome kid, Sigisigar.

10:51.94
Chibbs
What?

10:52.15
gav
Yeah, true. And he's from Cuba. cuba um

10:58.07
Chibbs
I think that's just where the human trafficking is coming from.

11:01.99
gav
ah they're They're the cheapest kids, actually. The Cuban ones.

11:04.38
Chibbs
I'd imagine so, yeah.

11:05.55
gav
Do we have Cuban listeners? Do we get... ah yeah Okay, shout out to Cuba if we're on the if we on the rotation down there.

11:08.96
Bevo
Who knows if you're from Cuba.

11:09.35
Chibbs
Ah. I know if it's massive in any... The communist countries don't... I don't get a lot of stats.

11:15.83
Bevo
Yeah.

11:15.98
gav
No. Where have we got Laos?

11:16.44
Bevo
Um,

11:17.76
gav
Laos is communist though. We've had a few plays in Laos.

11:20.44
Chibbs
I haven't had a coup. Who's in charge now?

11:22.93
gav
no No, no, no. They're still there's still a one-party dictatorship as far as I know.

11:26.35
Chibbs
Okay, fair enough. Well, you know, maybe it's settled.

11:28.76
Bevo
Back to the song for a second. Imagine the producer is in the studio live, like editing his lyrics and he's like, I've got a fucking cigar from Cuba, Cuba. And the producer just gives him the old cut it line. and he's like, oh, no, it's just for the look.

11:45.61
Bevo
I don't like it. Self-censoring.

11:52.22
Chibbs
I don't you cut out for a good chunk of that.

11:53.63
gav
You cut out for almost all of that.

11:54.26
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

11:55.47
gav
I'm sorry. I'll tell you what, though.

11:57.67
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

11:58.49
gav
I feel like there was a heartbreak before you made that joke, so let's take it let's take it back.

12:00.97
Bevo
Just laugh.

12:03.14
gav
No, we can we we can we can cut that. We can go back to the top of that line. ah didn't hear anything.

12:07.95
Bevo
i was saying, imagine the producers in the room editing him live where he's like, I've got a cigar and the producers like cut that. Oh yeah. yeah

12:16.03
gav
ha, ha.

12:17.43
Bevo
I just bought it. It's just for look.

12:19.48
Chibbs
yeah

12:19.64
gav
yeah I don't I don't I don't light it that was like that time um which fuckhead was it it was I think it was Tony Abbott was it Tony Abbott who was like no no um ah yeah the one that ate the onion but he said um someone asked me if it ever smoked weed and he was like I I inhale I I puffed I puffed a joint but I didn't inhale

12:28.31
Bevo
I ate the onion.

12:42.19
gav
And he tried to like... He was like, I had a joint in my mouth and I like butt puff and then just breathed it straight out. and know I've never inhaled marijuana.

12:48.80
Chibbs
Yeah,

12:48.99
gav
And everyone was like, well, then you're a fucking idiot. Like, who ever...

12:52.95
Chibbs
yeah yeah, why?

12:55.16
gav
people The people that do drugs were like, well, you you're a fucking idiot. Then you did it wrong. You lost all those voters. And the people that don't do drugs are like... What's the difference? You you you puffed the joint.

13:07.10
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:07.27
gav
It's like he pissed off both groups.

13:08.27
Chibbs
It's a lose-lose situation.

13:09.83
gav
He should have either said, no, I've never done it or, oh, fuck yeah, blaze up.

13:09.84
Bevo
Yeah.

13:14.39
Chibbs
If you're in politics, you just deny everything. Deny everything.

13:17.10
gav
Yeah, yeah, deny everything.

13:17.28
Bevo
Yeah. but dant Don't answer the question.

13:18.34
gav
Yeah.

13:18.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:19.91
gav
Yeah.

13:20.44
Chibbs
Yeah. Ask them a question.

13:21.59
gav
um

13:22.81
Chibbs
Answer a question with question.

13:23.13
gav
yeah yeah yeah yeah do you Do you ever bite it? Do you ever just bite it? Yeah.

13:29.07
Chibbs
There's a chorus. It goes, na, na, na, na. Getting jiggy with it. Na, na, na, na, na. Getting jiggy with it. na na na na na na na na na na na na getting jiggy with it Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

13:49.26
Chibbs
Getting jiggy with it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, na na na na na

13:57.47
Bevo
We're going to talk about what getting jiggy is.

14:00.96
gav
Yeah.

14:00.99
Chibbs
well he just said it was the the kid was dancing a ji

14:04.04
gav
Doing a jig.

14:04.42
Chibbs
i always thought it was just having sexual relations but apparently it's dance

14:09.75
gav
Yeah. I feel like there's definitely some sort of connotation with shooting at someone's feet and them doing a jig. That's like an old school Western thing as well, right? like

14:19.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:19.70
gav
someone Someone doing a bit of an Irish jig as you're as as you're firing shots at their feet, right?

14:22.88
Chibbs
As you fire with your with your single single shot. it out.

14:26.78
gav
Single shot pistol.

14:27.70
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

14:29.21
gav
ah Your musket.

14:29.30
Bevo
Packs

14:29.73
Chibbs
yeah dance

14:30.50
gav
Will Smith's pulled out a musket.

14:31.68
Chibbs
ah

14:32.99
gav
Dance, bitch.

14:33.19
Chibbs
and clean it out

14:34.41
gav
Packing the barrel with a fucking...

14:35.23
Chibbs
yeah

14:37.90
Bevo
it in.

14:40.04
gav
So I suspect that, yeah. I mean, we're tap dancing somewhere between robbery anthem and just straight up molesting someone. And I think, and yeah, I feel like he's shooting at some child's feet telling them to dance.

14:49.49
Bevo
and Irish dancing classic.

14:56.08
Chibbs
Yeah, I imagine this is like a freak-off sort of thing, right?

14:58.75
gav
Yeah.

14:58.80
Chibbs
It's like a freak-off even.

15:00.28
gav
Yeah. He's telling them to get jiggy with it. It's kind of like, i don't know, Will Smith's campy version of eat lead before he shoots at their feet.

15:10.47
Chibbs
First two What? I like when you anything just starts with the what.

15:16.81
gav
yeah yeah

15:17.05
Chibbs
yeah

15:17.76
Bevo
It gets better.

15:17.91
gav
ah

15:20.03
Chibbs
First two.

15:20.36
gav
ah go go to Go till I'm the greatest on this one, Chibs.

15:24.19
Chibbs
Okay. What? You want a ball with the kid? Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

15:33.77
Bevo
Not looking good, Will.

15:33.95
Chibbs
Uh-oh. Oh, no.

15:35.42
gav
Fuck. Oh my god, I just took a big swig of wine.

15:38.35
Chibbs
Oh, no. Yeah.

15:39.46
gav
ah didn't read the line before you read it.

15:40.38
Chibbs
ah no

15:42.34
gav
That's fucking shocking.

15:42.44
Chibbs
um nay

15:43.97
gav
Holy shit.

15:44.83
Chibbs
yeah Watch your step. Woo! You might fall trying to do what I did.

15:52.20
Bevo
Will, no.

15:52.45
gav
Oh god.

15:54.31
Chibbs
Mama, ugh! Mama, ugh! Mama, come closer.

15:58.49
gav
Oh god.

16:01.79
gav
Shit.

16:02.61
Chibbs
No, Will.

16:02.83
gav
He's making he's making a watch.

16:03.46
Chibbs
well Will, just leave the freak off.

16:06.79
gav
He's making her watch!

16:09.53
Chibbs
Oh, no. Don't take your mum to freak off.

16:11.90
gav
oh Ugh.

16:12.72
Chibbs
ah

16:13.33
gav
Fuck.

16:13.36
Chibbs
In the middle of the club with the rubber dub. no.

16:18.28
Bevo
well

16:18.49
Chibbs
Oh, no, no, no.

16:20.15
Bevo
but it away

16:22.47
Chibbs
No love for the haters, the haters. Mad because I got floor seats at the Lakers. See me on the 50-yard line with the Raiders.

16:32.94
Chibbs
Met Ali. He told me I'm the greatest. I got the fever for the...

16:38.02
gav
pull it up pull it up there yeah yeah

16:38.94
Chibbs
ah is that it? Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah. Met Ali. He told me I'm the greatest.

16:43.81
Bevo
That's a good line. I think that's funny.

16:45.13
gav
honestly those those last three in a row actually probably the last four there no love for the haters the haters mad because I got floor seats at the Lakers see me at the 50 yard line with the Raiders met Ali he told me I'm the greatest that's a good that's a solid little chunk of lines there the first half of that verse fucking nightmare yeah yeah

17:02.76
Bevo
Rubber do Come on, man.

17:04.70
Chibbs
Yeah, no, no, come on.

17:05.86
Bevo
In the middle of the club with the rubber dub. What washing dishes?

17:08.30
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's... Efron knows you're in a tub.

17:13.51
gav
we're burying the headline the the line starts with what you want to ball with the kid Jesus he's like no no he's taken I'm i'm already balling the kid I'm balls deep in this fucking kid alright watch your step you might fall trying to do what I did in this kid yeah he's he's got the book of Kama Sutra open he's just letting it rip

17:19.03
Chibbs
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah

17:25.13
Chibbs
Ball's deep. yeah It's disgusting.

17:32.39
Chibbs
It's like is it like some sort of maneuver.

17:39.98
Chibbs
um Yeah.

17:41.07
gav
Oh, God.

17:41.67
Chibbs
And he's making his mu he's making the kid's mum watch.

17:44.33
gav
Mama, mama, mama, come closer. Fucking Jesus Christ.

17:47.17
Chibbs
ah This is a Illuminati shit. This is what this is.

17:50.47
gav
It's not great.

17:51.21
Chibbs
yeah

17:51.54
gav
It's not great. i Yeah, that's dark.

17:52.20
Chibbs
um So the whole thing... When did he do Ali? He played Muhammad Ali in a movie, right? Yeah.

17:59.32
Bevo
Yeah, that was after this though, I'm sure.

18:01.08
gav
Yeah, Miles after this.

18:01.14
Chibbs
Yeah, but how... So it's not not... He's not just, like, trying to promote a future project.

18:08.93
Bevo
Maybe.

18:08.95
gav
ah um Let's have look when Ali was...

18:11.77
Bevo
Yeah.

18:11.78
Chibbs
Ali would have been early 2000s, like 2001 something, probably.

18:14.65
Bevo
ali' like

18:14.90
gav
I'll tell you right now.

18:16.06
Bevo
ah

18:16.10
gav
Ali movie was 2001.

18:16.57
Bevo
Ali's like, you're the greatest.

18:17.56
gav
You're spot on. You're spot on. Oh, God.

18:19.23
Chibbs
right, there you

18:19.38
gav
Oh,

18:20.22
Bevo
He's like, you're the greatest candidate for the role of me.

18:23.46
gav
God.

18:24.33
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:24.99
gav
a

18:25.07
Bevo
he's like, I'll take that.

18:26.85
Chibbs
yeah

18:27.53
gav
ah god

18:28.45
Chibbs
Just listen, Will, when you play me in the biopic, don't molest any children as me because I've never done that.

18:37.48
gav
if

18:38.40
Chibbs
It's like, oh, no, that's more of a Will Smith thing. not ah I'll be playing Muhammad Ali. I won't be playing Will Smith. ah He's definitely into human trafficking. I don't know how else to get away from it.

18:49.94
Chibbs
It seems like the only... plausible meaning of this song. And children sing the chorus, don't they?

18:59.50
Bevo
It's female.

19:00.38
gav
It's them saying nah. That's them saying no.

19:02.74
Chibbs
no.

19:03.61
gav
No, no, no, no, no.

19:03.70
Chibbs
but that

19:04.69
gav
They're just, yeah.

19:05.07
Chibbs
Not giving consent.

19:07.25
gav
Yeah.

19:08.49
Chibbs
And him then asking to get jiggy with it.

19:08.59
gav
that's a good That's a good read on that fucking chorus, actually. Them just saying no about, no, no.

19:14.75
Chibbs
No, no, no, no, no. We're getting jiggy with it.

19:17.82
gav
We're getting too, no, no, no, no.

19:18.09
Chibbs
No, no, no, no, no. Getting jiggy with it. No, no, no, Getting jiggy with it. ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

19:24.89
gav
really quiet.

19:25.15
Chibbs
ah

19:25.49
gav
If you turn the audio right up, you can just hear him going, please, Will, stop. Stop.

19:31.46
Chibbs
get to you ah

19:33.67
gav
hey Getting jiggy with it. Yeah, fuck yeah. That's what we do here. Can't stop this.

19:40.36
Bevo
Thank

19:41.46
Chibbs
My cardio is infinite.

19:44.64
gav
now I will go forever. Fuck you.

19:49.92
Chibbs
Okay. He goes, I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser. DJ play another from the Prince of this, your highness.

20:03.40
Chibbs
Only mad chicks ride in my whips. South to the west, to the east, to the north. Bump my hits and watch them go off and go off.

20:14.33
Chibbs
Ah, yes, yes, y'all. Woo! You don't stop. In the winter of the or in the winter all the summertime, i make it hot. Getting jiggy with them.

20:27.49
gav
God.

20:28.69
Bevo
like I don't know if i have anything for this except for mad chicks riding my whips.

20:33.77
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like crazy chickens.

20:37.21
Bevo
Yeah, she needs to take that literally.

20:37.96
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

20:39.72
Chibbs
He's got a truck. It's just crates of chickens.

20:42.79
Bevo
and's got He's got an actual whip and she's all on it.

20:42.81
Chibbs
That's his... Yeah, yeah. That's how he gets it.

20:46.36
gav
I feel like the reason you don't have much for this one, Bevo, is I think it's just like, this is just a bunch of random shit. Like the following, like I said, those those those previous four lines that we read from the previous half of this verse are probably the four strongest lines in the song.

21:01.24
gav
i The next ah start of this one, I've got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser.

21:06.90
Chibbs
Is that where the hot action cop song came from?

21:07.97
gav
What the...

21:09.26
Chibbs
I got the fever for the flavor.

21:11.07
gav
Maybe, but what the fuck is he talking about? um

21:15.20
Chibbs
He's sick.

21:15.55
gav
Mad chicks in whips, south, west, east, north. Bump hits, watch them go off. Yes, woo, don't stop, winter, summer.

21:23.48
Chibbs
what once you end up once you end up in yeah Once you end up in the the land of

21:24.70
gav
its just it's It's completely scattered.

21:29.93
Chibbs
you are filling you are filling space

21:30.30
gav
Yeah, yeah.

21:31.53
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

21:32.45
gav
And that's what i mean.

21:32.77
Bevo
Well,

21:32.97
gav
this whole This whole second half of the verse feels filler as fuck.

21:35.94
Chibbs
yeah

21:36.55
Bevo
Summertime's one of his songs.

21:38.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:39.13
Bevo
ah He mentions Prince of this. ah I don't know. Is he just referencing himself here?

21:44.94
Chibbs
Himself.

21:45.39
Bevo
Maybe?

21:45.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:45.62
gav
Naming his own songs. Yeah.

21:47.16
Bevo
Yeah.

21:47.28
Chibbs
Yeah. Pretty bold, really, to have, like, it's one of the greatest musicians, knowing the mankind is Prince, and him being like, well, I'm him, but fresh.

21:57.50
gav
ah

21:57.63
Bevo
Nice Prince.

21:58.61
gav
I'm the artist currently known as Prince.

22:00.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Verse three, because that's what we needed.

22:04.12
gav
um Probably roll this one all the way through to Flattinum.

22:08.07
Chibbs
right. ah 850 IS if you need a lift.

22:15.78
gav
fuck

22:16.27
Chibbs
I don't know what that means. Who's the kid in the drop? Who else? Will Smith. Living that life some consider a myth.

22:27.16
Chibbs
Rock from South Street to 125th. Women used to tease me. Give it to me, how nice and easy. Since I moved up like George and Wheezy.

22:40.41
Bevo
Shaqandam.

22:41.14
Chibbs
Scream to the maximum i be asking them. Would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum? Never see Will attacking him.

22:55.48
Chibbs
Rather play ball with Shaq and them flatten them. Is where I'm going?

23:02.31
gav
yeah that's it

23:02.41
Bevo
sha checking them

23:04.57
Chibbs
Shaq with Shaq and them flatten them.

23:06.30
gav
with Shaq and M and Flattinum yeah um reverse it's a better verse he's referring to a car for the record the 850 IS is BMW

23:09.60
Chibbs
Okay.

23:17.56
Chibbs
Okay.

23:17.85
Bevo
I thought it was his price. If you need a link.

23:20.15
Chibbs
thought it was so yeah who was like, I thought he was going to pick them up at 8.50 and it was International Space Station.

23:20.64
Bevo
I thought it was maybe 850 in Sterling.

23:21.64
gav
ah

23:25.53
Bevo
Yeah.

23:28.84
Bevo
ah those maybe eight fifty in sterling or

23:30.96
Chibbs
um I will be docking at the International Space Station at 8.50 if anyone needs a lift home.

23:32.59
gav
and

23:38.36
Chibbs
ah Will Smith, he can do anything.

23:40.01
gav
Oh my god. That's fucking excellent.

23:42.49
Chibbs
the Yeah, he's committed so many crimes he has to leave Earth.

23:47.31
gav
yeah I like that he says, like, I'll pick you up in this, you know, standard issue BMW, living that life some consider a myth.

23:53.02
Chibbs
Instead of issued BMW family sedan.

23:57.96
gav
It's like, what, driving a BMW?

23:59.68
Chibbs
What? Sorry. one my accountant drives.

24:03.90
gav
Yeah,

24:04.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:05.46
gav
yeah it's not a myth. It's not a myth.

24:07.01
Chibbs
Not a myth. Very believable. Very believable.

24:10.62
gav
And then he immediately goes back to the directions, right from South Street to 125th. So, you know, he's

24:13.94
Chibbs
Yeah. And how he gets bullied. because

24:17.71
gav
We can

24:18.53
Chibbs
Women tease him.

24:19.78
Bevo
kind Tiny little bit of vulnerability.

24:21.93
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, keep them guessing.

24:22.00
gav
and

24:22.25
Bevo
and Yeah,

24:24.48
Chibbs
um I like that he's got the, he's put the like the acronym, the CREAM, in there, which is, ah what's that, the Wu-Tang, that's a Wu-Tang song.

24:32.36
Bevo
cash rules everything around me.

24:33.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:34.62
gav
get the money. Dollar, dollar bills, y'all.

24:36.34
Chibbs
Dalla, dalla, bill, yo. Yeah. um What do you think, do you think the Wu-Tang Clan fuck with Will Smith?

24:43.38
gav
ah No, I reckon not. I reckon not.

24:46.88
Chibbs
Fair enough.

24:47.70
gav
Could be wrong, could be wrong, but I just, I reckon there's some subtle beef.

24:48.62
Chibbs
I don't know. I don't know if there's any Will Smith. Will Smith's ever been in on a Wu-Tang. I don't think he's part of the Klan, but yeah.

24:56.93
gav
Yeah, yeah.

24:58.57
Chibbs
um

24:58.86
gav
What else we got there? There's there there's just not that much. There's not that much.

25:03.51
Chibbs
You know, there's still, there's just these little tinges of the the children thing. It's just disturbing. ah He says...

25:12.93
gav
Women used to tease me, now they give it to me nice and easy. I feel like he's... What came first? um um what's that fucking what's What's Biggie Smalls' biggest song?

25:23.26
gav
What am I trying to think of? Juicy.

25:25.65
Chibbs
Ah, I was going to say fat, fat.

25:26.99
gav
What year was... Juicy was released in...

25:33.26
Bevo
What's the... It was all a dream. I used to read Word Up magazine.

25:35.87
gav
yeah yeah yeah that song that song i'm trying to figure out what year that was released because i feel like um oh 94 he's fucking stolen that line almost verbatim so uh champagne keep me pissy girls used to so uh the biggie smalls lyric is girls used to diss me now they write me letters because they miss me women used to tease me now they give it to me nice and easy i feel like he's just gone for the team who biggie lyrics

25:37.33
Bevo
yeah

25:53.43
Chibbs
okay

25:58.69
Chibbs
yeah ah it's it Yeah, it's it's Biggie Orton of Wish.

26:01.97
gav
Yeah, it it feels that way.

26:02.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:03.81
gav
That line is, that yeah, feels like a drag

26:06.70
Chibbs
So the last bit of this verse, he says this, rather play ball with shacking them, flatten them. Psych! Kidding!

26:15.22
gav
yeah

26:15.99
Chibbs
Thought I took a spill, but I didn't. Trust the lady of my life, she hittin'. Hit her with a drop top with the ribbon. Crib for my mum on the outskirts of Philly.

26:29.66
Chibbs
You trying to flex on me. Don't be silly. Getting jiggy with it.

26:35.30
gav
um Lady of My Life, this song was released just weeks after him and Jada Pinkett Smith got married.

26:41.11
Bevo
Yeah, right.

26:42.02
Chibbs
That worked out well for him.

26:43.51
gav
Yeah, definitely.

26:43.52
Bevo
Yeah.

26:43.96
Chibbs
Got him banned from the Oscars for 10 years.

26:47.89
gav
ah

26:48.15
Bevo
won him an Oscar though but I'm talking about that specific

26:50.52
Chibbs
I think he's won two Oscars on Willie.

26:53.00
gav
Has he? What was his other one for?

26:54.30
Chibbs
He did win an Oscar. They did give him a standing ovation ah

26:58.31
gav
moments Moments after smacking the shit out of Chris Walker.

26:58.87
Chibbs
ah moments after assaulting a man on live television.

27:01.82
Bevo
what a topsy-turvy thing crazy

27:04.77
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

27:06.30
gav
Did you see the footage? the The best part of that was the footage of him later that night at the after party he went to, like holding his Oscar and dancing like such a fucking weirdo.

27:11.20
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. I've made a horrible mistake.

27:15.85
gav
God, it there's some strange fucking footage for that night if you want to take a deep dive.

27:15.88
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

27:20.42
gav
It's weird.

27:21.61
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:21.92
gav
I think people have tracked his whole evening from that moment onwards and it's a roller coaster. It's strange.

27:27.98
Chibbs
Yeah. It is pretty wild he's releasing a new album now. like It's like, okay, well, like yeah, a new album's just about to come out.

27:32.21
gav
Oh, is he?

27:34.98
Bevo
Yeah.

27:34.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:35.26
gav
Oh, fuck.

27:35.26
Bevo
It's, and it's interesting.

27:35.59
gav
Why don't we hold out?

27:36.34
Bevo
It's, it's, it's, he's calling it like seasons or something, or he's releasing it like a, so like a, like a show.

27:36.67
gav
Let's...

27:43.64
gav
Four seasons.

27:46.82
Chibbs
Oh.

27:47.31
Bevo
And it's, um what did he call it? It's like, oh man, I've lost it now. It's some kind of story of his life kind of thing.

27:57.60
Chibbs
Okay.

27:57.80
gav
A Cuck's Life? It's like a bug's life, but it's him getting cucked.

28:01.49
Chibbs
It's like a bug's life, but it's Will Smith being tucked.

28:04.37
gav
if the if if the If the Bucks partners are fucking other men.

28:06.48
Chibbs
so yeah

28:10.27
Chibbs
That's how he pitched it.

28:12.38
Bevo
that's it. Based on a true story, which is ah the acronym BOATS.

28:16.47
Chibbs
Right, boats. Great.

28:17.69
Bevo
there

28:18.11
gav
ah God.

28:18.64
Chibbs
ah Based on a true story, my bald wife's a whore. ah

28:22.89
gav
ah

28:23.57
Chibbs
ah

28:24.41
gav
Oh, what the fuck? That is fantastic.

28:26.68
Chibbs
ah There's an outro. Again, it's just the children pleading for the for further for their innocence.

28:31.20
gav
No, no, can you can you hit us with the outro?

28:32.28
Bevo
and Safety.

28:33.83
Chibbs
No. There's no way. no No, I'm not.

28:36.29
gav
ah He says an uh-uh in the middle though. It's different.

28:39.70
Chibbs
No, no, no.

28:40.65
gav
Okay, so the record.

28:40.70
Chibbs
It's just no, no.

28:40.77
Bevo
I don't i ah don't want to hear that.

28:41.74
Chibbs
It's pleading more no, no, no, no. Stop it. Stop it, Will. Stop it. No, no, no.

28:46.86
gav
um Can I just tell you then, just for the record, if you look at how many times Na, the N-A, how many times they plead for their lives in this song?

28:47.73
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

28:54.65
Chibbs
They plead for their lives, yeah.

28:57.97
gav
187 total.

28:59.45
Chibbs
My God, it's like Cambodia.

29:02.16
gav
and so Oh,

29:04.89
Bevo
What's A in the periodic table? Is it salt? Something?

29:08.54
gav
um

29:08.61
Chibbs
Yeah, I think. ah Yeah, isn't it?

29:10.51
gav
ah ah fuck.

29:11.99
Chibbs
Come on, Gav.

29:13.43
gav
Na is sodium.

29:14.10
Bevo
Sodium.

29:14.52
gav
Yeah.

29:14.96
Bevo
Yeah, that's what they're singing about, sodium.

29:15.02
Chibbs
Sodium.

29:15.55
gav
Yeah.

29:18.45
gav
Nah, it's just all.

29:18.68
Chibbs
Sodium.

29:19.21
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

29:20.74
Chibbs
Might be beryllium boron.

29:21.29
gav
Sodium.

29:23.19
Chibbs
Okay.

29:24.12
Bevo
Yeah.

29:24.24
gav
yeah

29:24.83
Chibbs
right.

29:25.05
gav
NaCl is salt. Sodium chloride. So they're just going for straight up sodium.

29:30.20
Chibbs
Yeah. But if you mix them together, you get...

29:30.37
gav
Yeah.

29:32.53
gav
Well, actually, I'm pretty sure if you mix, if you put pure sodium in water, it explodes like a motherfucker, actually.

29:38.12
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

29:38.79
gav
So, yeah.

29:38.96
Chibbs
Yeah. There you go.

29:41.52
gav
maybe it's Maybe it's a terrorist anthem after all.

29:43.76
Chibbs
it Yeah, they can sneak up on you. but

29:46.97
gav
ah have we finally

29:47.53
Chibbs
Somewhat like the acts of terrorism.

29:48.58
gav
We finally fell down the terrorist tunnel.

29:50.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:51.53
gav
Took us the whole song, but we got there.

29:53.39
Chibbs
It was released on the 26th of January 1998. Australia Day. Australia Day, 1998. Getting jiggy with it. Yeah.

30:02.07
gav
He timed it to perfection.

30:03.42
Chibbs
It was released 1,689 days before the towers fell. 1,689. one thousand six hundred and eighty nine days before the towers fell

30:09.94
gav
How many? 1, 6, 8, 9.

30:11.48
Chibbs
one six eight nine

30:12.87
gav
That's cute.

30:13.52
Chibbs
Yeah. ah not not ah not not him Not in monkey bar range yet, but not not far off.

30:14.54
gav
He knew. Let's face it. He knew. No,

30:20.12
Chibbs
Yeah,

30:20.28
gav
but he knew. he knew

30:21.60
Chibbs
He knew. He knew.

30:22.70
gav
Actually, hang on. 98, 93. Yeah, okay. Never mind. A good few years after the 93 bombing.

30:30.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:30.93
gav
Yeah, yeah.

30:31.20
Chibbs
They were starting to think they were starting to think that nothing was going to happen.

30:31.61
gav
So there was... you yeah that was I reckon... ah No, no, no. I reckon he he's kind of picked the midpoint here and gone like, I think there's more to come with those towers.

30:45.56
Chibbs
um Will Smith.

30:46.84
gav
I reckon Will Smith read this play like a fucking newspaper.

30:51.80
gav
reckon he's looking back at 93. He's looking forward to the new millennium and he's like, somewhere, somewhere just ahead.

30:55.98
Chibbs
He knows.

30:58.88
Chibbs
He knows. He knows.

31:00.31
gav
He knows.

31:00.46
Chibbs
ah It's written by Will Smith, Nasir Jones, a.k.a. Nas, Samuel Barnes, Bernard Edwards, and Niall Rogers.

31:12.66
Bevo
That's the um sample.

31:14.21
Chibbs
That's a sample.

31:14.45
Bevo
Noah Rogers from Sheik.

31:16.91
Chibbs
Sheik! Freak out!

31:20.97
gav
Wait, what? Did Nas actually, does he have a writing credit?

31:24.48
Chibbs
Sure does.

31:26.10
gav
Shit.

31:26.82
Chibbs
So Will Smith nearly went bankrupt um before reviving his music career. and He sp spent so much on luxury items while he was doing his TV show that he was in debt by $2.8 million dollars to the

31:44.23
gav
Jesus.

31:44.95
Bevo
Yeah, actually, he talks about this.

31:45.17
Chibbs
and

31:46.88
Bevo
There's a podcast with um Malcolm Gladwell, I think.

31:50.28
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

31:51.36
Bevo
it's like It's Malcolm Gladwell's podcast and Will Smith is on it and he talks about that.

31:53.30
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah, it was just he just spent all the money he was making from the TV show and went, fuck, i have to go back and rap again to make some goddamn money.

31:55.72
Bevo
Yeah.

32:01.82
Bevo
yeah

32:01.95
gav
I don't

32:02.11
Chibbs
Yeah. um Nas has downplayed his co-writing

32:10.24
gav
blame him.

32:10.23
Chibbs
ah

32:12.07
gav
i don't blame him

32:12.13
Chibbs
um and in involvement in this song. Yeah. As time's gone on, he's like, yeah, I guess I was sort of when wrote it. didn't really do much, though.

32:22.57
gav
I was hanging around at that time.

32:23.93
Chibbs
you know

32:23.97
gav
Yeah.

32:24.50
Chibbs
yeah no i didn't really do much so

32:25.88
Bevo
I was jiggy adjacent.

32:28.12
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:28.81
gav
ha

32:29.04
Chibbs
yeah Samuel Barnes is of the producer group, the Trackmasters, who's produced Biggie and Jay-Z and Nas, but is most famous for working with Will Smith on this song.

32:43.55
Chibbs
Bernard Edwards is the bassist and co-founder of Chic, along with Nile Rodgers. So Bernard Edwards, that bass line is this, is Bernard Edwards, such a fucking sick bass line that's going through this whole...

32:56.46
Bevo
It's um Sister Sledge, isn't it?

32:57.67
gav
yeah

32:59.18
Chibbs
Yeah, Sister Sledge. Yeah.

33:00.36
Bevo
He's the greatest dancer.

33:01.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:04.49
gav
LES produced, I think, the album that this was on, and he also produced Life's a Bitch off Naz's Illmatic album, which is arguably one of the best songs on that album.

33:08.74
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

33:16.08
gav
So, like, yeah, there's definitely...

33:16.18
Chibbs
Great. What a great album.

33:18.30
gav
and Fuck it. Honestly, yeah, Nas Illmatic is one of my favorite albums, period.

33:21.68
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:22.19
gav
that That's a fucking masterpiece.

33:22.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:23.63
gav
so

33:23.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:24.29
gav
But um Life's a Bitch is a fucking good... It was like the third third track, probably second real track, think the instrumental... so the The opening track's not a real kind of song, but that's a fucking good song.

33:34.88
Chibbs
yeah

33:36.76
gav
So there's there' people that were very much Nas adjacent all over this track.

33:41.92
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's right. yeah But Will Smith said he had to defend this song from haters.

33:44.16
gav
There's a lot of crossover.

33:47.78
Chibbs
So despite it becoming a huge hit, um like hip hop purists were just saying, like, this is like corny dad rap. um And he just had to say, like, um I don't give a shit about street cred.

34:00.67
Chibbs
I'm in debt to the IRS.

34:02.82
gav
but

34:03.58
Chibbs
$2.8 million. dollars Shut the fuck up. That's it.

34:06.09
gav
So the actual, the actual um like on on specifically that, there was a big rumor in the 90s that Nas actually ghost wrote the whole song.

34:06.17
Chibbs
Yeah,

34:06.94
Bevo
Just so enough for Men in Black 2.

34:15.45
Chibbs
okay. Yeah, okay.

34:15.86
gav
um

34:16.15
Chibbs
Yeah,

34:16.72
gav
And apparently Nas confirmed later that he was in the studio during the track development and suggested wines for the song.

34:24.69
Chibbs
okay.

34:24.87
gav
But he instantly wrote like the entirety of the song and finished it on his own.

34:24.85
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

34:29.29
Chibbs
Yeah, he's downplayed it.

34:29.48
gav
So de very much trying distance himself from it.

34:32.57
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

34:32.92
gav
But um despite that, um ah other music executives, including Steve Stout, have maintained that Nass wrote the entirety of the lyrics.

34:33.00
Chibbs
Yeah, fuck. There

34:42.60
Chibbs
you go. It's a mystery.

34:43.96
gav
So that's there's a lot of speculation that this was not written by Will at all.

34:46.90
Chibbs
Well, apparently the song helped to make Jiggy a real word up until this time. It wasn't widely used and it blew up after this. And apparently it means being excited, stylish, or energetic.

34:58.22
Chibbs
And it peaked in pop culture, then died immediately after.

35:02.39
Bevo
Ha ha ha.

35:03.26
gav
ah

35:04.86
Chibbs
Yeah. um yeah this Yeah, there's a whole thing about, nah, it's just been like, nah, nah, nah, wouldn't say, but nah, nothing like that. It is... it is

35:12.86
gav
I drove past the studio when Will was inside. i was having a fucking thick shake.

35:15.84
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

35:17.14
gav
I kind of yelled some out the window. I don't know. I was drunk.

35:19.58
Chibbs
I don't know. The song won a Grammy and people were fucking fur furious about it because it won best rap solo performance at the 1999 Grammys and it beat DMX, Busta Rhymes and Big Pun.

35:24.04
gav
No.

35:29.44
gav
Oh.

35:34.39
gav
Oh, God.

35:34.50
Chibbs
How didn't DMX kill Will Smith?

35:37.44
gav
wow Oh, my God. That is the definition of a popularity contest at that point.

35:43.88
Chibbs
My God. Yeah.

35:44.93
gav
Because if you look at all, if you look at that list of four, he's and not not even...

35:45.84
Chibbs
Can you imagine TMX being there and just being like, getting jiggy with it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

35:55.87
gav
oh fuck. That's fantastic.

35:58.26
Chibbs
Yeah. um So it wasn't number one hit, but it never charted in the UK. Yeah.

36:03.40
gav
Okay, good to know.

36:04.48
Chibbs
How's that? Yeah.

36:05.27
Bevo
with this.

36:05.92
Chibbs
Strange. It's produced by Poke and Tone of the Trackmasters. um Yeah, Biggie, Nas, Jay-Z. ah And then, yeah, Will Smith, it says here, didn't write most of his own lyrics, just in general, apparently, and he would often rely on Ghost Riders.

36:27.37
Chibbs
So it's sort of for the whole, like, who wrote the song, it's, yeah, it's...

36:32.24
gav
It's like, it might not have been Nas, but it almost certainly wasn't Will.

36:35.49
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. ah And he doesn't use curse words, is the other thing. He's completely clean. um Just, it is how do I make ah rap song that is going to get me out of debt?

36:50.61
gav
Yeah.

36:51.01
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah

36:51.29
gav
Yeah.

36:51.40
Bevo
and

36:52.44
Chibbs
If you put that into AI now, you might get getting jiggy with it.

36:57.27
gav
yeah

36:58.57
Chibbs
That might be it goes. Is there a video for it, Gav?

37:02.67
gav
There most certainly is.

37:04.37
Chibbs
Ooh.

37:18.91
gav
That's not me.

37:20.47
Bevo
to

37:21.86
gav
Alright. um Relatively short and sweet here. Will Smith cosplays as a bunch of people who aren't cucks. A tragic case of

37:32.46
gav
A tragic case of all the budget, but no fucking idea.

37:38.86
gav
but

37:39.14
Chibbs
yeah

37:40.67
Bevo
Beautiful.

37:42.07
Chibbs
yeah

37:42.10
gav
um So yeah, basically, yeah, it's it's kind of just like, it's ah it's a weird film clip. If you watch it, it actually seems like it's quite high budget for that point in the 90s. And it's like lots of um lots of big locations, lots of backup dancers, lots happening, but nothing fucking happens.

37:57.32
gav
It's just Will Smith.

37:57.41
Chibbs
Nothing happens, but it does...

37:58.40
gav
Will Smith and a bunch of different outfits is basically the brief.

38:00.54
Chibbs
Yeah, it does start off with that whole, like, you know, the meme of um why does every 90s hip-hop song look like it's filmed in here, but it's inside a cheese grater?

38:09.62
gav
Yes.

38:10.24
Chibbs
That sort of thing?

38:10.26
Bevo
Yeah.

38:10.65
gav
Yes.

38:10.92
Bevo
Yeah.

38:11.13
gav
It is exactly that. It's inside a cheese grater with a wide angle lens.

38:14.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:15.33
gav
It's it's, it's, it covers that cliche off perfectly.

38:17.60
Chibbs
Yeah, they just nailed it.

38:18.11
gav
Um, a lot of it does feature, yes, but ah TM Beastie Boys cam with the very wide angle lens getting right up in your face.

38:25.22
Bevo
it Fish eye. Yeah.

38:26.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:26.96
gav
but um But, yeah, for the most part, it's just like at one point he's like, ah there's some really great freeze frames.

38:26.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:34.76
gav
If you freeze it at like 1 minute 42 and just get a close-up of Will Smith dressed as a pharaoh, it's so fucking cringy, man.

38:45.02
gav
It's so fucking bad.

38:46.09
Chibbs
The, um, ah it's funny that they, like, cause he's trying to be real clean cut with it all.

38:46.33
gav
Yeah.

38:51.70
Chibbs
It's like, he's like, we need chicks to be dancing in here, but just make sure they got as many clothes on as possible. Yeah.

38:58.66
gav
Yeah. it's And that's what I mean. It's like, it feels big budget. Like they're at, I'm guessing it's like a lot of, um it feels like Las Vegas, I'm guessing, because there's a lot of like world monuments that aren't the real ones.

39:09.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:10.10
gav
It's like they're at the Statue of Liberty, but it's on top of a fucking casino. And they're at the, like the pyramids, but it's on top of a fucking casino.

39:12.75
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

39:13.01
Bevo
Yeah.

39:13.62
Chibbs
yeah Yeah,

39:15.76
gav
Like it's that, it's that whole thing, but it's like in Vegas.

39:17.55
Bevo
Yeah, that that um volcano thing, I'm sure that's in Vegas.

39:21.52
Chibbs
yeah it is.

39:21.57
gav
Yeah.

39:21.72
Bevo
Yeah.

39:21.85
gav
It feels it's yeah.

39:22.08
Chibbs
It's all in Vegas. It's all in Vegas.

39:23.21
Bevo
Yeah.

39:23.41
gav
the The entire film clip feels very Vegas.

39:24.11
Chibbs
Yeah. The volcano is at the Mirage.

39:25.25
gav
It,

39:27.07
Chibbs
The Luxor is the pyramid. And then you've got New York, New York. They're all casinos. Yeah.

39:31.26
gav
Yeah, yeah. And that's, I mean, the entire film clip stinks of money, but like a director that just said like, we've got a location and they're like, cool, what are we doing there?

39:37.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:39.03
gav
And they're like, well, you know, the location.

39:42.04
Chibbs
You're going to drive up and down the strip and you just jump out from time to time.

39:43.18
gav
we've got We've got the...

39:45.81
Chibbs
We'll film you do something.

39:46.41
gav
Yeah, it's like it's like, it feels like, yeah, the director's notes were just like, you're you're in you're in Vegas. And he was like, all right.

39:53.11
Chibbs
you will You're Will Smith, right?

39:54.09
gav
Yeah.

39:56.70
Chibbs
All right. We got it.

39:58.50
gav
We got it. um

39:59.38
Chibbs
right. Well, any comments?

40:00.46
gav
um Sorry, there's a fantastic comment. There's possibly one of my favourite fucking comments on anything. So on Will Smith's getting jiggy with it video, the top comment is his second biggest hit after the Oscar.

40:14.89
Chibbs
ah Yeah, good one.

40:16.09
Bevo
yeah there's heaps of slap ones not gonna write it anymore

40:17.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:18.37
gav
Lots, lots. This song slaps so fucking hard is another one that's right up there.

40:21.58
Chibbs
Yeah, great.

40:23.19
gav
Yeah.

40:23.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:24.86
gav
Yeah. Yeah, there's lots there's lots of that going on, which is fun.

40:26.90
Bevo
Yeah, plenty. He also raps.

40:28.88
Chibbs
Good slapping. All right.

40:30.35
Bevo
one One of the comments is he also raps in Egypt. Wow.

40:33.76
gav
ah um For the record, Getting Jiggy With it won the 1998 MTV Music Video Award for the Best Rap Video.

40:35.26
Chibbs
Sounds good.

40:41.92
Bevo
Wow.

40:42.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:42.37
gav
um It was also a nominated ah video for several awards, including Best cor Choreography, Viewer's Choice, Best Dance Video, and Video of the Year. um But they all lost to Madonna for Ray of Light.

40:55.92
Chibbs
ah

40:57.60
gav
So, um yeah, it did win best best rap video, but it lost everything else to Madonna.

41:03.66
Chibbs
Okay.

41:04.11
Bevo
Yeah, right.

41:04.62
Chibbs
All right. Let's game it up.

41:11.95
Chibbs
All

41:11.99
gav
You would have had to have dug for this, right, Bevo? Did you find one?

41:15.00
Bevo
No, it was pretty easy. he's just this I actually listened to the podcast with Will Smith so I can know a bit about him. It's like his first headlining show ever or like tour ever.

41:25.39
Chibbs
right. Oh, right. I going to say, because like he's pretty busy dude.

41:29.53
gav
Jesus

41:30.54
Bevo
Yeah. I don't think he ever took his rap thing on the road.

41:34.07
Chibbs
On the road.

41:34.86
Bevo
Yeah.

41:35.02
Chibbs
Okay.

41:36.25
Bevo
ah So this is very recent. This is.

41:37.73
Chibbs
I hope he plays Men in Black three times.

41:39.63
gav
Christ, I bet he does.

41:39.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:42.57
gav
Oh, fuck. Okay.

41:43.81
Bevo
Yeah. The whole set would just be like a movie. Like remember the movies.

41:47.76
Chibbs
Wild Wild West. Yeah.

41:49.17
gav
ah jesus christ i be he does

41:49.84
Bevo
ah December songs.

41:53.44
gav
oh fuck okay

41:55.20
Chibbs
16. That's good length. That's good. a

41:59.21
gav
ah

42:01.96
Chibbs
I'm going second last.

42:05.79
gav
I'm going to say he opens with it.

42:09.19
Bevo
He plays it second.

42:10.89
gav
Oh, you fuck stain.

42:11.57
Chibbs
Oh, can you give me the set?

42:13.42
gav
yeah what's he Yeah, just hit us with the whole set, actually.

42:13.66
Bevo
Yeah, okay. So ah first song is You Looking For Me, which is a new song in brackets.

42:15.61
gav
All

42:19.32
Bevo
Getting Jiggy With It, Boom Shake The Room, Brand New Funk, Will's First Rhyme.

42:21.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:21.63
gav
right.

42:22.35
Chibbs
Fuck, it goes hard. Straight up.

42:24.65
Bevo
ah Song six is Unknown. ah seven Song seven...

42:28.61
gav
as As in no one in the crowd knew it and they had to just write.

42:30.89
Chibbs
I know this one.

42:30.94
Bevo
um but Yeah, it must be a new one if it's new album. ah Number seven is The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Switch.

42:39.29
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

42:39.31
Bevo
So it must be medley.

42:39.85
Chibbs
Remember Switch?

42:40.54
gav
Oh, switch.

42:40.87
Chibbs
When he was in the movie, he was in the movie Hitch.

42:43.19
gav
a

42:43.66
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

42:43.87
gav
Yes.

42:43.90
Chibbs
So he released a song called Switch.

42:44.22
Bevo
that's very huge yeah ah

42:45.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:46.32
gav
Jesus Christ.

42:48.02
Bevo
It's not unusual Tom Jones cover. ah so

42:50.75
Chibbs
interested Interesting. That's Will Smith.

42:51.92
gav
That was not on my fucking bingo card, man.

42:52.15
Bevo
Just the two of us.

42:55.08
Chibbs
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

42:58.48
gav
i was like I picture someone rolled out a white grand piano and he sat on the edge of the stage and just clicked the hold.

43:03.47
Chibbs
yeah

43:04.37
Bevo
but ah Last time I came to um Wollongong, we went to Dapto Old Pub for karaoke and Zav sang It's Not Unusual and he tore the place down.

43:11.04
Chibbs
Oh, great.

43:11.68
gav
That's dope.

43:12.34
Chibbs
he would yeah He would have nailed it.

43:13.07
Bevo
It was so good.

43:14.31
Chibbs
yeah

43:15.09
Bevo
ah Then they do Just the Two of Us, Miami, Wild Wild West, Men in Black, You Can Make It, Work of Art, Bulletproof, which a new song and finishes with Summertime.

43:23.90
Chibbs
Fuck, righto.

43:24.04
gav
Fair enough.

43:24.67
Chibbs
Fuck.

43:25.39
gav
um I feel like I'm so sorry...

43:25.48
Bevo
um Where's Parents Just Don't Understand?

43:28.74
gav
the Speaking of not understanding, anyone that just heard you tell that story about Zav doing karaoke of It's Unusual at Old Pub, if you don't know Old Pub, it is the roughest pub, right?

43:40.45
Chibbs
It's rough, yeah.

43:40.56
gav
Like, Old Pub is one of the actual...

43:41.24
Bevo
It's rough, yeah.

43:42.76
gav
I fucking love Old Pub because it's like one of the last strongholds of a pub that's an actual fucking shithole rough pub where it's like...

43:50.64
Chibbs
Oh, there's heaps of them in DAPTO.

43:51.09
gav
yeah There's two of them. There's two of them in Dapto. Thank you.

43:54.81
Chibbs
ah

43:55.63
gav
um that That and the dandy. Thanks.

43:57.38
Chibbs
Yeah, I was going to say, i play soccer at the D&D and it's...

43:59.83
Bevo
There's only two pubs in there.

43:59.85
gav
Yeah, the dandy, honestly, in the Illawarra, Datto has probably the two best holdouts, still an actual fucking shithole where you might get stabbed pubs, and I fucking love it.

44:00.68
Chibbs
ah

44:08.15
Chibbs
I find it wild that the Dandeloo Hotel has a soccer pitch. ah

44:13.94
gav
Attached to it.

44:14.20
Chibbs
like and And the club is called Dandeloo.

44:14.42
gav
Yeah, it's like...

44:17.32
gav
Yeah.

44:18.66
Chibbs
It's just the pub has a whole soccer club that you go to the pub to play. And you you're watching people on the deck of the pub while you're running around playing soccer.

44:23.39
gav
Oh, my God.

44:27.51
Chibbs
yeah

44:28.18
gav
Yeah. So the fact that Zav busted out some Tom Jones at one of the roughest pubs in the Illawarra and brought the fucking house down, that is just, that's quality.

44:28.89
Chibbs
Strange.

44:33.80
Chibbs
Ah, they'd love that shit. They'd love that shit.

44:35.13
Bevo
Yeah, it's not that bad anymore. i did um I did my go-to, which is Can't Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli.

44:42.75
gav
Nice.

44:42.77
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

44:43.42
Bevo
and Things I Hate About You one.

44:44.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:45.61
Bevo
Yeah.

44:46.80
gav
Did you do the big striding across the room with the I love you babies?

44:46.95
Bevo
Not as good. Didn't do as well ah Zav. the Nah, nah, not really.

44:49.68
gav
Was that...

44:51.73
Chibbs
I thought you going to do it my way by Frank Sinatra.

44:51.80
Bevo
It's not my

44:55.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:55.61
gav
Ha ha ha.

44:55.64
Bevo
goal. I do like that one. Nah, but yeah, Zav killed it.

44:58.04
Chibbs
I once went on a cruise and I saw they had karaoke every night and I swear to fucking God, five people in a row got up and did my way.

45:09.68
Chibbs
and was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah.

45:12.17
gav
I'll tell you one of the best bits of live karaoke I've seen was someone at the harp doing Killing in the Name and it was just like it it really it brought the whole fucking club down it was it was really good and also Fuck the Harp I hate that place so much

45:12.29
Bevo
Thank

45:17.44
Chibbs
Yeah, that's always good fun.

45:26.31
Chibbs
Also, just let me know. Let me point out how much I hate this establishment.

45:30.02
gav
I hate this ah hate fucking part more than anything in the world. um Yeah, no, good one.

45:33.93
Chibbs
Fair enough.

45:34.74
gav
um

45:34.92
Chibbs
Great.

45:35.45
gav
So, where did he play it?

45:35.74
Chibbs
Alright.

45:37.33
gav
Sorry, I forget. Oh, second. Fuck, that's such a...

45:39.07
Chibbs
Second. How's that?

45:40.01
gav
That's a weak nutter dog song choice.

45:41.31
Chibbs
It is a weak gutted song, so...

45:42.85
gav
I can't believe he opened on a new one.

45:45.79
Bevo
No, he's got it.

45:47.30
gav
Yes! The long version.

46:02.22
gav
a

46:06.96
gav
bit of legacy on memory fuck i love

46:15.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:17.08
gav
ah love that you missed it entirely for the first episode for the so for the second one tonight you went for the long version

46:22.29
Chibbs
I went the long one. I went the long one. Yeah, that's all right. Okay, so getting jiggy with it. It was a massive hit. It reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100. It won the Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance in 99. It became pop culture slang and the spot is popularity. It is considered a cringy dad rap anthem today.

46:41.35
Bevo
I had a wrap.

46:41.46
Chibbs
That is, that is the legacy of this song.

46:46.13
gav
Oh, a little bit of

46:47.31
Chibbs
A little bit of legacy.

47:00.47
Chibbs
Yeah, this is hard because Nas wrote

47:03.64
gav
Can you tell us it's Nas's network?

47:06.43
Chibbs
Yeah, I can tell you Nas's net worth if you want. I can. And Nas is worth $70 million. $70 million. used to

47:14.22
gav
70? Okay.

47:14.37
Chibbs
seventy million dollars

47:15.44
gav
Honestly, if I had to, yeah, if I'd stabbed at it, I would have gone less, to be honest.

47:15.97
Chibbs
ah

47:20.36
Chibbs
it He's made it in, um and he's invested in technology and liquor companies.

47:20.47
gav
He's doing all right.

47:26.37
gav
Genius.

47:26.55
Chibbs
so he's That's where he's made most of his money. early investor Early investor in tech stuff.

47:28.82
gav
Smart fucking guy. Smart fucking guy.

47:32.22
Chibbs
Yeah. um Will Smith. What do you think Will Smith is worth in 2025, Bevo?

47:37.80
Bevo
I'm going to guess 100.

47:39.30
Chibbs
Yeah?

47:39.97
Bevo
Yeah.

47:40.41
Chibbs
Hanjimil? Gav?

47:42.93
gav
um Fucking hell, that's low, Bevo.

47:46.01
Bevo
It's movie money.

47:46.55
gav
that

47:47.16
Bevo
i Low, you reckon? Yeah, okay.

47:48.62
gav
ah reckon that's fucking low, man. I reckon he's been around since...

47:50.85
Bevo
Okay.

47:52.35
gav
what

47:52.55
Chibbs
Minus 2.8 million that he owed.

47:55.34
gav
I mean, yeah, there was that at one point. Oh, fuck, you're right. He's bad with money. Shit. um

48:00.87
Bevo
He was bad with money.

48:01.47
gav
ah i'm going I'm going half a Billy on this one.

48:06.02
Chibbs
350 million.

48:06.53
gav
Yeah.

48:13.26
gav
Okay. I mean, I still win.

48:15.45
Chibbs
ah bad stop high still

48:17.20
gav
no

48:19.08
Bevo
As Matt Dog say, he's put he boughts some real estate on his son's head.

48:19.29
gav
Win? It's closer to me than you?

48:25.72
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, He's got a bunch of house heads.

48:31.00
gav
um I forgot about that. That's a good joke. I'm sorry. ah It took me a second to realize what the fuck you were talking about.

48:36.04
Chibbs
but

48:39.08
gav
Yeah.

48:40.66
Bevo
There's many layers to that joke.

48:41.15
Chibbs
but So many layers.

48:42.78
Bevo
I'm so, I'm so tired.

48:43.58
gav
yeah That's a really, that's a good fucking joke.

48:43.75
Chibbs
This whole podcast is very layered.

48:44.50
Bevo
Yeah.

48:47.83
Chibbs
Let's rate this shit.

48:48.15
Bevo
i' sorry

48:48.20
gav
but

48:48.87
Chibbs
It's from...

48:49.73
Bevo
i'm so tired

48:53.13
gav
Oh, fucking

48:54.84
Chibbs
for Rock and rolling all night and partying every day.

48:59.28
Bevo
yeah

49:02.44
Chibbs
All right. What are we going to rate it out of? traffic Trafficked children. Yeah.

49:08.38
gav
Yeah, how many times you can say no before he actually stops?

49:10.73
Chibbs
yeah How many times do you say no before you stop? Ten is...

49:14.10
gav
He

49:14.62
Chibbs
some ah he that He didn't stop. He killed you. ah His stamina never runs out You're dead.

49:22.86
gav
he he chewed he chewed your cigar.

49:22.85
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Yeah, one is ah one no, and he took that on board. What do you give this out of 10? Gavin.

49:34.58
gav
um for me

49:38.33
gav
I'm a big fan of hip-hop. I love hip-hop. this is This is some of the worst of it for me. um It's a catchy chorus.

49:45.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:46.42
gav
It's repetitive as all fuck, but it's catchy. And once in a blue moon, I'll find myself, if I hear a couple of gnarles in a row, I'll find myself throwing a na-na-na-na-na-na-na out there, which is the only redeeming thing, but it's a shame it's attached this song. It's into nine a nine. I fucking hate it.

50:05.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:06.64
gav
Fuck Will Smith.

50:07.53
Bevo
Um, this song reminds me of those old, so fresh compilations.

50:11.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:12.00
gav
Yes.

50:12.83
Bevo
So I have like nostalgic love for it, but not, not like musical love for it.

50:15.25
gav
Oh, don't say good feelings. Fuck.

50:24.90
gav
the The verses fucking suck, man.

50:25.02
Bevo
Um,

50:27.49
Bevo
it's just It's also funny, like like I was trying to come up with a parallel with rock music, but they're kind of there isn't really one. But like imagine you have a playlist of rap and you've got fucking, you know, it was a good day and fucking, nah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:42.32
gav
Nas, New York State of Mind.

50:44.57
Chibbs
is Bismarcky.

50:46.85
Bevo
And then this just does not fit.

50:48.24
gav
Yeah, it does not sit well.

50:51.29
Bevo
doesn't fit with anything really, does it? Because you've got the cheesy 80s rap, but that's like,

50:56.30
gav
and But that's what I mean. I feel like that's why, because it's like rap was so counterculture in your face and then Will Smith's like, yeah, but how can I make it culture and not in your face?

51:01.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:05.49
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

51:06.24
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

51:06.65
gav
Like, it's the fucking cheesiest shit. It's so bad.

51:10.69
Bevo
Yeah, it's a hard one. i'm going to... we got a dog five, I think.

51:14.93
Chibbs
Oh, my God.

51:16.08
gav
ah Yes!

51:22.34
gav
I'm actually so chuffed.

51:23.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:23.28
gav
It's been a while since we had a rhyme beverage.

51:23.33
Chibbs
oh

51:24.94
gav
We got a dog.

51:24.92
Chibbs
Yeah. I, am like, I did that thing where it's like, oh, yeah, no, I don't need to listen to it. And then went, ah fuck, I should. And I put it on.

51:35.19
Chibbs
And I went... Will Smith's legitimately a fucking good rapper. like

51:43.00
gav
Oh, don't do this to me.

51:43.15
Chibbs
ah I'm saying, if he at some point had taken a fork in the road and gone, I'm just going to be fucking a hard like gangster rapper, his flow and the way his voice sounds and everything, could it could have been Nas-like.

51:59.39
gav
He could have done...

52:00.05
Bevo
Yeah.

52:00.09
Chibbs
It's not that far off, like the way delivers words and everything, but it's just so...

52:00.44
gav
Yeah.

52:03.65
gav
The way he delivers Nas's lyrics.

52:05.10
Chibbs
Yeah, the way he delivers Nussle's lyrics, he could have definitely... have done that. Like, I think he's talented enough. He's got a good flow. He's a good rapper. He can do it. But it's just like, I write songs for PG movies.

52:18.89
Chibbs
Like, this is what is what I do

52:20.73
gav
Yeah. He found a niche.

52:21.45
Chibbs
So, and I also just have, like, a traumatic flashback to when this was the biggest fucking song in the world and it was on all the time and how quickly you were fucking over it.

52:35.39
Chibbs
Like, but at the same time,

52:35.79
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

52:38.80
Chibbs
fucking bass line and the sister sledge sample is so fucking good and just anything noel rogers does is amazing you go yeah but fuck listen to the bass line in it's so goddamn good

52:42.18
Bevo
Yeah. but

52:46.15
gav
Yeah.

52:48.31
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

52:51.96
gav
Yeah.

52:52.91
Bevo
Which like yeah the argument could be made.

52:53.21
gav
There's a couple, there is a couple, that's what i mean, that's why that's why i it wasn't a 10 for me.

52:56.17
Chibbs
so it's this thing it's like i think he's a good i think he's a good rapper ah the music's rad the hook is unbelievable it gets stuck in your head

52:56.73
gav
There's a couple of redeeming qualities.

53:01.08
Bevo
Yeah.

53:04.25
Bevo
So why don't I love it?

53:05.05
Chibbs
Why is it shit?

53:06.85
gav
Yeah, because it's just a bit fucking shit.

53:09.57
Chibbs
just Yeah, i don't know.

53:10.65
gav
It's fucking shit.

53:11.91
Chibbs
I'm going to give it a...

53:14.55
gav
We got a dog. Go on, you weak got a dog.

53:16.39
Chibbs
No, I'm going to give it a three.

53:18.16
gav
oh You like it. You fucking like it.

53:21.33
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

53:23.02
gav
oh tough. That's tough.

53:24.86
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, I do. Yeah. And um speaking of ah people I like, it's not you, the listener. ah like

53:39.68
Chibbs
Thanks, Bevo. Thanks, Gab. Everyone else, go and fuck yourself.

53:41.45
gav
Thanks, man. That might be my favorite outro.