Squidward Nose - CupcakKe

Squidward is a grumpy, artistic octopus from SpongeBob SquarePants, known for his long, droopy nose that often reflects his mood and expressions. His nose is frequently the punchline of jokes—getting caught in doors, inflated, or mistaken for other objects—making it a running gag in the series. It symbolizes his exaggerated self-importance and often becomes a target of SpongeBob’s oblivious antics.

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Transcript

00:43.69
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs to Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to accidentally hit play on your Bluetooth speaker while in a job a interview when it plays Squidward Nose by Cupcake.

00:58.23
gav
Ah,

00:58.84
Mad Dog
yeah

00:59.67
Bevo
did that happen today

01:00.04
gav
nice.

01:01.79
Chibbs
Oh, no, I didn't go to a job interview today, but fuck, this is not the song you'd want to come on.

01:06.40
Bevo
can imagine you

01:07.22
Mad Dog
No.

01:08.06
Chibbs
But you can imagine if it did.

01:11.89
gav
yeah

01:12.94
Mad Dog
Right?

01:12.96
Chibbs
Well,

01:14.94
gav
No, they didn't.

01:16.30
Chibbs
yeah.

01:17.27
Mad Dog
No.

01:17.48
Chibbs
No, no, no, they didn't.

01:18.42
Mad Dog
No, they didn't.

01:19.30
Chibbs
We are doing Squidward Nose by Cupcake.

01:37.41
Chibbs
Yeah, is that enough?

01:38.20
gav
Can I just...

01:39.16
Bevo
Enough of that.

01:39.44
gav
Is the... i Am i wrong in thinking that her name is a play on Bukkake? Is it like Cupkake?

01:44.82
Chibbs
it has to It has to be, right?

01:46.19
Bevo
We did mention that last time.

01:47.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:48.62
Bevo
Cup car cake.

01:48.03
Chibbs
We were saying it's 1k short of a problem.

01:48.94
gav
Yeah.

01:53.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:54.01
gav
ah

01:54.40
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

01:55.46
gav
Well, is I've never put it together that Bukkake actually does have three Ks. Yeah.

02:01.83
Chibbs
like Okay, well, um we weren't going to do this song, but we got an email the other day and we sort of changed our plans. It's from, is it Rafe?

02:12.36
Chibbs
Would you say that?

02:13.19
gav
right right ra

02:14.78
Bevo
sure

02:14.02
Chibbs
It's Rape with an F instead. It's...

02:17.98
Mad Dog
Rafa? Rafa?

02:18.70
gav
so

02:19.46
Mad Dog
Raffy?

02:18.83
Chibbs
Raffae?

02:20.36
Mad Dog
Raffy? Raffay.

02:20.53
Chibbs
don't know. I'm not Swiss.

02:22.42
gav
I'm sure he's heard that before. Hello, Rafe, ah listening in...

02:26.23
Mad Dog
Rafe.

02:26.18
gav
Was it Sweden?

02:26.53
Chibbs
switzer Switzerland.

02:28.19
gav
Oh, Switzerland.

02:27.74
Chibbs
Switzerland.

02:28.72
gav
Sorry.

02:28.27
Chibbs
Yeah, he's a coward.

02:29.32
gav
Famously neutral.

02:29.61
Mad Dog
Oh, nice.

02:30.36
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:31.96
gav
Yeah. Engage in more world wars.

02:33.93
Bevo
Pick a side.

02:34.76
Chibbs
Pick a side.

02:37.04
gav
Pick a side, Rafe.

02:37.60
Chibbs
We're neutral. ah yeah Put all your money here. um e he sent us He sent us an email and it was too good, too good to ignore and not do instantly, instantly.

02:48.75
gav
It was, yeah, we had to had to, it was a call to arms. It was a call to arms.

02:51.40
Chibbs
Yeah, we we literally scrapped a song and just went, fuck it, we'll do it.

02:56.09
gav
it was It was such a passionate request that we had to jump on.

02:56.64
Chibbs
yeah He says, I'll read his message here.

02:59.16
gav
Yeah. Oh, go on.

02:59.49
Chibbs
It says, hello from Switzerland.

03:00.47
gav
ye Yeah, yeah.

03:03.65
Chibbs
Kindly can I request that you do Squidward's nose by cupcake as I need to laugh. And CPR was the most I laughed in six years. Yeah.

03:13.44
Bevo
Wow.

03:15.02
Mad Dog
Which one was CPR?

03:16.50
gav
Buy a cupcake. The other one we...

03:17.07
Chibbs
The only other cupcakes I've ever done.

03:18.39
Bevo
I give save dick by giving it CPR.

03:18.77
Mad Dog
Oh.

03:18.60
gav
Yeah.

03:20.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:21.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:22.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

03:22.09
Chibbs
What is it? I saved Dick? Is that what it was?

03:24.48
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

03:24.30
Chibbs
Yeah, I saved Dick by giving it seat. Yeah.

03:26.33
Mad Dog
save it.

03:26.13
Chibbs
and

03:27.15
gav
Fuck.

03:27.36
Chibbs
He said, i dare i dare you.

03:30.97
gav
I dare you.

03:30.63
Chibbs
decided this is Gavin's like, he's rock hard right now.

03:35.11
gav
I'm so fucking here for this.

03:35.09
Chibbs
Yeah. I dare you for when it comes to reading the lyrics to not laugh. and if one And if the one who is reading it laughs, the next person has to read it.

03:45.54
Chibbs
It's something different from the north from the normal as you always have the dyslexic read it.

03:52.29
Bevo
ah

03:55.87
gav
the best

03:56.20
Bevo
Got your ass.

03:56.95
gav
It's the best fucking email we've ever...

03:57.13
Chibbs
she

03:59.39
gav
Gavin's email was pretty heat, but this one's fucking perfect.

04:00.95
Chibbs
This one's great.

04:01.86
Mad Dog
Rafe is fucking damn.

04:01.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it's on fire.

04:04.28
gav
He's...

04:03.93
Chibbs
you You don't have to do this, just an idea. a good idea.

04:07.59
gav
I think it's a great idea.

04:07.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:07.56
Chibbs
It's good idea.

04:08.69
gav
It's a great idea, Rafe.

04:09.31
Chibbs
yeah The song itself isn't actually that badly produced, but the lyrics are painful to hear on my route to work. I know you probably don't give a shit about it, but I'd love to see Squidward's Nose be the next song on the pod.

04:22.99
Chibbs
Also, there is a music video, but it's banned from YouTube, but you will be able to find it by Googling it. Thanks. Hope to hear this soon.

04:32.00
Bevo
can Can you explain, Rafe, right in how does this come on your route to work?

04:32.25
Mad Dog
ah

04:37.93
Chibbs
the Swiss radio hardcore.

04:40.23
Bevo
Is it on the radio?

04:40.91
Chibbs
Yeah. swiss radio is hardcore

04:44.73
gav
Swiss, Swiss, Swiss national radio, SNR.

04:45.33
Mad Dog
It's on the subway.

04:48.33
gav
Surely there's, yeah, Swiss national radio and they just don't give a fuck.

04:48.92
Mad Dog
and

04:51.51
gav
Um,

04:51.93
Mad Dog
This is the elevator music.

04:54.15
Bevo
what they listen to.

04:54.02
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:55.54
Bevo
but one

04:56.31
Chibbs
Dicks and toes. That's what Switzerland's all about.

04:59.66
Bevo
Well, who's going first?

05:01.34
gav
um

05:00.79
Chibbs
Okay, well, I'm going to start.

05:02.18
Bevo
Yeah.

05:03.55
gav
No, I feel like that's the problem. you You can't start because you never fucking laugh.

05:06.45
Chibbs
Why?

05:08.80
gav
I don't think I've ever heard you laugh.

05:08.50
Chibbs
ah okay. All right, I won't start. I won't start then.

05:11.45
gav
I feel like you need to be the anchor at the end of tug of war rope.

05:13.25
Chibbs
All right, great. Amazing.

05:15.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:15.73
Chibbs
Has everyone got the lyrics up?

05:16.43
gav
um

05:17.98
Bevo
yeah

05:18.18
gav
Yeah, Mad Dog, you got the lyrics?

05:18.99
Mad Dog
all

05:18.29
Chibbs
Okay. Okay.

05:20.34
Mad Dog
I'd have to be the easiest laugh. Yeah.

05:21.32
Chibbs
Okay, well, okay, look, first of all, first of all, no, Gavin, you're here, mate.

05:23.66
gav
Mad Dog, kick us off.

05:27.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:27.84
gav
Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah, for the most part.

05:29.09
Chibbs
Trusty Beverage is here.

05:31.33
Bevo
Oh, hey.

05:32.05
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

05:32.99
Chibbs
Mad Dog is here.

05:33.89
Bevo
Not you.

05:35.13
Mad Dog
Woof!

05:36.12
gav
I completely didn't realise what we were doing for hope not.

05:39.27
Chibbs
Let me introduce, this might be someone's first ever time they've listened to it.

05:43.57
Bevo
Every podcast is someone's first podcast.

05:45.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:47.22
Bevo
It's a fact, Jack.

05:46.60
Chibbs
um Big cup cup Cupcake is popular on the internet, apparently. the ah the I think the the save the apr and this CPR ah episode has, I think it might be like the third most downloaded episode.

05:53.28
gav
Yeah, popular on RedTube.

06:00.98
Bevo
Really?

06:01.57
Mad Dog
Wow.

06:02.63
gav
Is Aaron Carter still the first?

06:02.91
Bevo
Pressure's on.

06:02.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Nah, I think it's a Miley Cyrus song or something.

06:06.39
Bevo
Maybe Nirvana?

06:08.38
Mad Dog
That's so weird that it was Aaron Carter.

06:07.63
Chibbs
and

06:08.83
gav
Oh, um, Flowers?

06:08.47
Chibbs
I don't know.

06:10.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:10.29
Chibbs
Yeah, Flowers maybe. I don't know.

06:12.44
gav
Yeah.

06:12.87
Chibbs
I haven't looked at it in a long time.

06:14.56
gav
you remember the Flowers episode? We just did like that weird deep dive on the location of the music video.

06:18.64
Bevo
Yeah, I'll never forget that.

06:18.84
gav
It was like, yeah

06:18.88
Chibbs
Yeah, it was the Blue Cantrell House. Yeah, never forget.

06:22.31
Bevo
That's something I just discovered. but Yeah.

06:23.18
gav
yeah, that was that was good.

06:22.89
Chibbs
ah Never forget.

06:25.09
gav
net Hashtag never forget.

06:25.12
Chibbs
yeah Hashtag never forget Blue Cantrell.

06:27.56
gav
Every Remembrance Day, every 9-11, I'm like that Blue Can Trailhouse, man.

06:27.84
Chibbs
Cantrell

06:32.62
Chibbs
House.

06:33.97
Bevo
I

06:34.09
gav
Never forget.

06:33.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Mad Dog, you're going to kick us off here.

06:40.21
Mad Dog
Yep, no worries.

06:40.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:41.25
Mad Dog
um

06:41.23
Chibbs
you've got the chorus.

06:42.16
Mad Dog
ah Okay. so So it starts with a chorus. It says, his dick smaller than my toes. Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes. His dick smaller than my toes.

06:53.64
Mad Dog
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose.

06:55.88
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good. Yeah.

07:00.09
gav
So for context, can we, can we, cause people, listeners might not know what the fuck is going on with that lyric.

06:59.86
Chibbs
Now...

07:01.32
Bevo
like that. Yeah, yes.

07:05.83
gav
If you're not familiar with Squidward, he's a character from SpongeBob SquarePants.

07:09.01
Chibbs
I had to look this up.

07:10.04
gav
He has a very phallic nose.

07:11.20
Chibbs
Okay, had to look this up because I'd never seen SpongeBob before.

07:14.91
Bevo
Really? Here's my theory, right?

07:15.23
gav
Okay. Yeah.

07:15.46
Chibbs
ah

07:16.85
gav
Don't lie.

07:16.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:17.59
gav
Don't lie on the pod.

07:18.24
Bevo
Is that ah us as a generation grew up with the Simpsons, the next generation below us grew up with SpongeBob in the same way that we grew up with the Simpsons, I think.

07:18.35
gav
We don't do that. We don't do that here. This is a, this is a true space.

07:21.77
Mad Dog
we We didn't watch it.

07:25.47
Chibbs
Hmm.

07:30.43
Chibbs
That can't be true.

07:32.28
Mad Dog
I think we got the better end of the straw.

07:32.33
Bevo
That's my theory. Just the way the way you see memes and stuff these days are all kind of SpongeBob memes where we kind of...

07:34.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:34.22
gav
i

07:37.61
Chibbs
that's the only That's the only context I've got SpongeBob. I don't think i've actually ever seen an episode of it.

07:41.71
Bevo
Yeah. don't know.

07:42.73
Chibbs
I've just seen memes of it.

07:45.17
Bevo
The early stuff is very like Ren and Stimpy kind of like hyper-realistic.

07:44.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:45.85
gav
Oh, there's a couple of, there, oh fuck. So that's the funny thing with,

07:50.08
Mad Dog
yeah

07:50.82
Bevo
and

07:52.06
Chibbs
But you can't... Squidward's nose is like this bulbous thing. You wouldn't be able to shove that up a vag, right?

07:58.14
gav
um I think at different points in the show, his nose is sometimes stiff.

08:04.03
Chibbs
what is that oh jazz said it depends on the badge yeah

08:06.14
Bevo
What kind show is this?

08:10.68
gav
Okay.

08:11.01
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

08:11.24
Bevo
Oh, okay, cool. Thanks for the contribution, Chaz.

08:12.86
gav
So, thank thanks thanks, Jess.

08:14.73
Mad Dog
Thank you.

08:15.41
gav
um So, I'm guessing she...

08:17.59
Mad Dog
What's your righto?

08:21.33
gav
Okay, never mind, fuck it.

08:25.01
Mad Dog
Just chimes in.

08:25.84
gav
Oh my god, that's fucking funny.

08:26.83
Mad Dog
Depends on the vag.

08:27.06
Chibbs
Yeah, I was just like, sorry, what was that, honey?

08:28.06
gav
Depends on the verge.

08:30.86
Chibbs
um So oh what if um her toes are gigantic?

08:37.66
Mad Dog
Like finger toes.

08:36.96
Chibbs
Like, yeah, like talons or something.

08:39.01
Mad Dog
Yeah. Talons.

08:39.74
Chibbs
Like...

08:41.52
gav
I've known some truly weird toes in my time.

08:44.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:45.33
gav
Mostly attached to Chibs' feet.

08:48.01
Chibbs
ah

08:49.02
Mad Dog
Do you have weird toes, Chips?

08:50.77
Chibbs
the

08:51.97
gav
Nah, he's alright.

08:51.59
Chibbs
So... Some people might say they're strange, but I don't think they are. I think it's... don't know. I think I've broken my big toes a lot.

09:03.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:02.94
Chibbs
Yeah. know that means Yeah,

09:05.46
Mad Dog
Have you ever seen someone um with a freakishly long, like, second toe that's, like, heaps longer than the big toe?

09:09.56
Chibbs
yeah it's fucked. Yeah, it's... Yeah, it's disgusting.

09:15.37
Mad Dog
It's weird.

09:15.36
Chibbs
yeah um Okay, so dick smaller than my toes.

09:17.12
Mad Dog
um

09:20.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:19.68
Chibbs
Yes, yes.

09:21.36
Bevo
Well, you got through it, Mad Dog.

09:21.97
Mad Dog
Just ripping into it.

09:21.51
Chibbs
Smaller than my toes.

09:23.61
Bevo
Should we...

09:23.58
gav
So feel like on Beveridge's point there, though, as for the memes of this ah the latter generation being SpongeBob-based, there's a couple of fucking there's a couple of really good...

09:24.01
Mad Dog
I'll...

09:35.15
gav
um There's an Instagram account called Nowhere Lad. If you're not familiar with Nowhere Lad, i think he's like UK-based, but he does like weird comics and cartoons and shit.

09:44.94
Chibbs
Okay.

09:46.35
gav
Check out his shit. He does some really fucking... really good Spongebob stuff. And there's, fuck, I'm struggling to remember the name, but we should put it in the fucking notes. There's this guy that does like the grossest fucking animated cartoons and they're Spongebob based. And it is filthy.

10:04.93
gav
Like it is hard to watch.

10:06.56
Chibbs
ah yeah

10:07.32
gav
I'm going to, but I'm going to, going to do some, going to some deep diving in the background. Cause I need to figure out who the fuck I'm talking about. But,

10:13.68
Chibbs
Alright. Does someone else want to have a crack at verse 1? Okay.

10:18.36
Mad Dog
I wasn't even going to make it past line one of verse one, so I'll be out.

10:21.25
Bevo
Line one. one

10:21.65
Chibbs
like Yeah. Yeah.

10:23.56
gav
Alright.

10:23.83
Bevo
but I'll give it a go.

10:25.30
gav
Did you want to swing on it, Beville, or you want me to have a go?

10:26.91
Bevo
Yeah, let's let's have a crack.

10:28.28
gav
Yep.

10:29.72
Bevo
My eyelash flew off when I saw that dick was too soft. What the fuck? Need a dick like Rick Ross or Dora the Explorer, get lost. Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home.

10:42.46
Bevo
He knowin' just when I'm on, post it up like Malone. Get so much neck, it's wrong that I should smell cologne. Swallow this dick, it's gone. He's searching for it on Chrome.

10:58.05
gav
a

10:59.90
Bevo
got there.

11:01.87
gav
You did well.

11:02.96
Bevo
Yeah.

11:03.30
gav
That was impressive.

11:03.61
Bevo
The eyelash flying off though. That's funny.

11:05.04
Mad Dog
My eyelash flew off.

11:06.92
Chibbs
That's how you started.

11:07.68
gav
What the fuck?

11:11.06
gav
My eyelash flew off. Need a dick like Rick Ross? What does that mean?

11:17.14
Chibbs
I think free freeway Ricky Ross was a drug dealer for the CIA, wasn't he?

11:18.78
Mad Dog
like

11:23.82
Mad Dog
Like, does it mean that Rick Ross really wanted dick or he had a dick that she wanted?

11:23.66
gav
ha ha.

11:31.05
Chibbs
Yeah, he must have a good dick.

11:32.97
Bevo
Well, I just looked at the annotation.

11:33.89
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

11:33.98
gav
um Yeah, i'm i'm not I'm not sure.

11:34.44
Bevo
Rick Ross is a tall black man around five eleven

11:34.35
Chibbs
But...

11:35.47
Mad Dog
Or, like, does she need a dick like Rick Ross needed it needed one? You know what I'm saying?

11:39.54
Chibbs
her eyelash flew off who Her eyelash flew off at the sight of a flaccid dick.

11:40.23
gav
Oh, that's a good point.

11:42.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:47.22
Mad Dog
Just, holy shit!

11:48.88
gav
Yeah, why? that's the That's the most confusing thing.

11:51.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:53.17
gav
Yeah, I don't know why. like I would have thought that a big dick would make you exclaim, like, wow, wide-eyed, there goes my eyelash. Why would you be so shocked by a flaccid dick that that your eyelash escaped?

12:05.25
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

12:07.55
Mad Dog
Your eyelids would be shocked.

12:09.04
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

12:10.12
gav
ah Good callback, depending on the order of these are released in.

12:10.07
Chibbs
I might be shocked. Yeah. um And she has swallowed his dick to the point that he has to look it up on Google Chrome

12:22.77
gav
Dicto again.

12:23.73
Chibbs
to find it.

12:26.86
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus. Get so much neck.

12:31.86
gav
yeah

12:34.45
Chibbs
a This cupcake, she's good. a good rapper.

12:38.94
Bevo
we

12:38.81
Chibbs
She's a good rapper.

12:39.95
Mad Dog
Get so much neck. Neck.

12:44.51
Bevo
Well, the course is the same.

12:44.66
Chibbs
There's another chorus. ah It's just the dick toe dicto situation.

12:50.61
gav
dickto again

12:50.98
Chibbs
you want to have a crack at verse 2, Gav?

12:51.96
Bevo
right, Gavin.

12:54.22
gav
Yeah, go on then. um

12:56.45
Chibbs
but Remember, remember.

12:57.40
gav
Although... fuck.

12:59.20
Bevo
Don't use the N word, please.

12:59.08
Chibbs
Don't say the N word.

13:02.56
gav
Jesus, I haven't read any further ahead. um This pussy have yo ninja leaving you hurt. ah Make him step out on you like phones ringing at the church. He gone.

13:16.51
Bevo
That's good.

13:19.58
Chibbs
He's gone!

13:20.72
gav
i

13:20.46
Chibbs
He's gone! he's gone

13:23.12
gav
At the Drake Hotel, so you know we on dirt.

13:27.33
Bevo
it

13:27.45
gav
Call it views from the six when we looking up my skirt. ah Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm all about the head like I'm in beauty school. ah I said roses are red, might turn your balls.

13:47.89
Chibbs
It was the repetition that got him.

13:51.94
gav
was that It was the, I said, and then the repetition.

13:52.75
Chibbs
anything that Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:55.62
gav
Oh, fuck. butd Turn your balls blue.

13:57.88
Bevo
Chipsy, the ear up.

13:58.08
gav
oh yeah

13:57.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:00.83
Bevo
Yeah.

14:01.33
Chibbs
um I've got to take over.

14:03.16
gav
i Honestly, if that one didn't crack me, the next two lines would have.

14:02.65
Chibbs
I've got to take over.

14:05.43
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, you...

14:07.46
gav
I guarantee it.

14:08.47
Mad Dog
oh the next t lines.

14:07.81
Chibbs
Fuck, yeah. Fuck. It's fucked. So it goes, to Roses are violets blue, all about the head like I'm in beauty school, uh-huh.

14:17.20
Bevo
Oh, hang on.

14:17.14
Chibbs
I said roses are red. Might turn your balls blue. Because if it ain't enough, spit them my snot coming through. Sex occasion, nipples like raisins.

14:31.51
Bevo
Sorry. Yeah.

14:31.16
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

14:37.30
gav
Oh my god.

14:41.09
gav
but he

14:44.81
Mad Dog
yeah

14:44.74
gav
Fuck. No. Not one of us could have gotten through that line.

14:48.00
Chibbs
but

14:49.04
Bevo
Mad Dog, you're up.

14:49.18
gav
Not one of us.

14:48.78
Chibbs
just Sex occasion is funny.

14:54.24
Mad Dog
Sex occasion.

14:56.22
gav
Oh my god.

14:56.21
Chibbs
what were you What were you up to yesterday?

14:56.90
gav
Yeah, Mad Dog, back to you.

14:58.81
Chibbs
had a little sex occasion.

15:00.62
gav
a little bit of a sex occasion. Go on, Mad Dog.

15:03.10
Mad Dog
yeah

15:03.03
gav
From from from there.

15:02.63
Chibbs
Go on, doggies. yeah Kick it off from sex occasion.

15:07.19
Mad Dog
orha Sex occasion. Nipples like raisins. I black out on that dick, but my cum is Caucasian.

15:19.25
Mad Dog
Told me to face it.

15:18.80
Chibbs
yeah

15:21.55
Mad Dog
went down like the basement.

15:25.34
Mad Dog
Don't nut in

15:29.99
gav
This is so disjointed as fuck.

15:34.23
Bevo
You're out, my friend.

15:34.92
Mad Dog
Don't nut in my hole.

15:34.99
Bevo
You're out. No, you lost.

15:36.12
Mad Dog
i do not want your glazing.

15:36.57
Chibbs
No, you're out. You're out.

15:38.31
Mad Dog
Okay.

15:37.81
Chibbs
You're out, dog. You're

15:39.82
gav
Fuck.

15:39.87
Chibbs
Come on, Bevo.

15:41.62
Bevo
Don't nut in my hole. I do not want your glazing.

00:02.16
Bevo
Let me take it from, um, yeah.

00:03.06
Chibbs
Yeah, Bevo, kick it off from um don't nut in my hole.

00:07.23
Bevo
Don't nut in my hole. I do not want your glazing. Sucking on that dick made like my lipstick slip off, uh? So I can wear your cum as clear lip gloss, uh?

00:18.10
gav
so

00:18.75
Bevo
Make you work that dick like I'm the big boss, uh?

00:18.85
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:22.83
Bevo
Call me Serena back and forth with his balls.

00:32.54
gav
ah

00:34.97
gav
Oh my god.

00:35.77
Chibbs
I bet his balls are out so much.

00:38.21
gav
Oh my god.

00:38.99
Chibbs
She's wondering why his dick's small, like his toes. He's just fucking pounding on his

00:43.64
Mad Dog
Yeah, this doesn't doesn't sound like a good sex occasion.

00:44.43
gav
fuck.

00:49.14
gav
the this is a sad sex occasion

00:49.09
Chibbs
terrible occasion.

00:50.10
Bevo
And then Serena...

00:51.33
Mad Dog
It sounds terrifying.

00:50.77
Chibbs
it's the This is a sad occasion.

00:56.99
Bevo
ah calling him sere Calling her Serena because she's back and forth with his balls.

00:56.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00.59
Bevo
What, with a tennis racket? Ugh!

01:01.27
Chibbs
Yeah, so I mean, it's just like a backhand forehand, like a...

01:02.75
gav
but

01:05.45
gav
none of that sounds fun oh my god and oh big time

01:05.36
Chibbs
ah i guy

01:08.13
Mad Dog
but Just clubbing him around.

01:08.91
Chibbs
yess Just clubbing the balls. Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what, though, that is and an aggressive end to a verse. Yeah.

01:19.67
Bevo
I think I can keep going.

01:19.11
Chibbs
So does she...

01:19.98
Mad Dog
yeah

01:21.85
Chibbs
I'm just confused because... Oh, okay, she's saying don't nut in my hole because I want you to come on my lips.

01:30.14
Mad Dog
Yeah. So it's like chapstick kind of thing.

01:30.45
Chibbs
Okay, I get it.

01:31.87
gav
Yeah.

01:31.90
Bevo
Right.

01:32.23
gav
Yeah.

01:33.09
Chibbs
Right, yeah, okay. Clever.

01:35.65
Mad Dog
um Are we talking about Fritzl here?

01:38.42
gav
Oh, as soon as...

01:37.82
Chibbs
No!

01:39.86
gav
No, no, we are.

01:40.75
Bevo
Please.

01:40.82
gav
We absolutely are.

01:40.75
Chibbs
Oh, there is a basement, yeah.

01:42.74
Bevo
Oh, yep.

01:43.03
gav
as soon as As soon as it was you reading that line, I don't know if you saw, but I was just like mad grinning at the screen, just like, here he is.

01:48.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:51.40
gav
Of all people to get that fucking line.

01:53.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:53.59
gav
um we ah Told me to face it, went down like the basement.

01:57.88
Chibbs
Right, okay.

01:58.80
gav
Not in my hole, because I don't want you glazing.

02:00.79
Chibbs
Actually, yeah.

02:01.68
gav
I think that is...

02:02.19
Chibbs
Unfortunately, this is real pretzel-esque.

02:03.27
Mad Dog
Could be.

02:04.69
gav
That one has fallen straight down the fence.

02:05.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:05.07
Chibbs
Yeah. In such a sad, sad way for Elizabeth. Yeah.

02:11.06
Mad Dog
Oh, and Rafe in um Switzerland isn't too far from...

02:10.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:12.01
gav
She's getting glazed.

02:14.97
Chibbs
Hmm.

02:18.31
Mad Dog
The home of Fritzl.

02:19.88
gav
Yeah, true.

02:19.12
Chibbs
Austria?

02:20.22
Bevo
The basement.

02:21.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:21.34
gav
Austria. The basement.

02:21.73
Chibbs
No, just across.

02:23.07
gav
Maybe Rafe.

02:22.72
Chibbs
Just jump on a train.

02:24.69
gav
If you live in a basement, let us know.

02:24.11
Chibbs
Jump on a train.

02:26.22
gav
Let us know.

02:26.75
Bevo
If you need help, call out.

02:26.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:30.59
Mad Dog
My nipples are like raisins over here.

02:32.69
Chibbs
yeah uh there's another chorus uh again the dick small in her toes she wants to ride a cartoon character's nose yeah um verse three yeah go go for it yeah

02:42.69
Bevo
Rather ride Squidward nose, yeah. Verse three.

02:45.60
gav
Yeah.

02:47.08
Bevo
duke Should I continue or...

02:48.89
gav
Yeah, yeah, you can give her of them.

02:50.66
Bevo
Wanna fuck another girl? Ninja, are you dumb? Dummy. I'm a Gemini. I'm a Gemini, so that's really a threesome. Yeah. Rubbing on your dick till my finger's numb.

03:03.46
Bevo
Big pussy. You don't come with a cherry. I got a plum. o Yeah. Daddy, daddy. Yeah. I like it like that. I do. I'm hitting more positions than Ray J hat.

03:14.89
Bevo
Oh, man.

03:16.81
Chibbs
you know

03:17.64
gav
yeah a

03:17.53
Chibbs
A new hat would get him.

03:20.70
gav
oh my god honestly if you're on genius look at the annotation for that lyric and look at that fucking guy's hat moving all over his head it's the funniest fucking look are you on are you on genius

03:29.03
Chibbs
What's the hat? What is the hat doing?

03:31.48
Mad Dog
Thank you.

03:32.25
Chibbs
No, i'm I'm not on anything.

03:33.30
Bevo
yeah I'm looking who um he has something to do with Kanye doesn't he yeah

03:33.95
gav
ah So um in 2018, there was an interview with a guy named Ray um

03:42.99
gav
um

03:43.06
Chibbs
Ray j Wasn't Ray J in the kardash wasn't ray jane Kardashian sex tape?

03:44.16
gav
love and Love and Hip Hop was what it was on.

03:49.50
Bevo
something like that yeah that's who it is yeah

03:50.30
gav
Oh, maybe. um But yeah, there's an interview with him where he's wearing like a beanie and it's like, it's all over his fucking head.

03:55.62
Bevo
He keeps moving. right, Gavin, you're back. keeps moving

03:58.03
gav
In one shot, it's up the front and one shot, it's over the back. It's over here. It's over there. Like it's fucking baffling.

04:02.08
Chibbs
Right, okay. And she but she's noticed that and put it into a song.

04:07.07
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

04:07.60
Mad Dog
Yeah, she's...

04:08.26
gav
It became, it became a bit of a meme apparently that that his hat was all over his head.

04:09.86
Chibbs
That's great. This chick's fucking genius.

04:12.45
gav
She's on it. She's fucking on it.

04:13.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:14.84
Bevo
like gavin you but

04:14.88
gav
All right.

04:14.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:15.20
gav
um

04:14.59
Chibbs
All right.

04:16.36
gav
Yeah, daddy, daddy, yeah.

04:16.53
Chibbs
I knew the hat, the hat, there was just not there ah for all this shit, all this shit about like rubbing your dick and your pussy and this and that or whatever.

04:19.12
gav
that It was always going to get Bevo, yeah.

04:24.00
Chibbs
I was like, he's going to say hat and it's going to get him.

04:25.87
Bevo
That funny.

04:26.86
gav
He's going to lose it, yeah.

04:26.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:29.18
gav
um All right, all right. Lock in. Yeah, daddy, daddy, yeah. I like it like that I do. I'm hitting more positions than Ray J's hat. Riding on your dick till your dick get a flat.

04:42.33
gav
I'm about to lay your ass down like a fucking doormat. Uh-huh. Peanut butter jelly all in my belly belly.

04:51.53
gav
and

04:58.18
Chibbs
but You're on butter jelly with belly belly.

05:02.48
gav
What the fuck was I supposed to do with

05:03.19
Mad Dog
Belly, belly. All right.

05:05.36
Chibbs
It's in my belly belly.

05:08.12
gav
that? Fuck, that is the...

05:17.13
gav
I reckon fucking... Fuck. thou

05:20.26
Bevo
Oh, man.

05:20.27
gav
I reckon Ryan laughed on purpose so I'd have to fucking try and read that.

05:19.81
Chibbs
ah

05:22.42
Chibbs
yeah that's good. All right.

05:25.07
gav
Holy these shit.

05:25.65
Bevo
read

05:25.87
gav
I thought i'd i'd actually thought I'd go longer than that.

05:25.13
Chibbs
All right. All right.

05:28.23
gav
That's tough. That was a fucking...

05:29.49
Chibbs
Belly bellies. Fucking that's a killer. That one.

05:31.97
gav
Fuck. Ooh.

05:31.63
Chibbs
That's it.

05:32.44
Mad Dog
Belly, belly.

05:31.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:33.45
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

05:33.33
Chibbs
Peanut butter jelly all in my belly belly rated R. No Kelly.

05:39.24
gav
o

05:38.88
Chibbs
Ate his meat like a deli. Don't moan, you can spare me, cause your breath kinda smelly. Yeah, my pussy always screaming, it's hot in here like Nelly.

05:54.69
Chibbs
Throw throw up on that dick when I lick it up. Poor kitty kitty, but I'm rich as fuck. Magician with the titties, told him pick cup.

06:07.25
Chibbs
pick a cup I got that pothole pussy. about

06:14.54
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha!

06:17.23
gav
yeah

06:22.13
gav
Fucking hell.

06:26.38
Chibbs
two

06:27.40
gav
is This is the stupidest fucking episode we've done in so long.

06:30.68
Mad Dog
poho

06:31.47
Bevo
you gotta finish that one mad dog one more line

06:34.05
gav
One more line, Mad Dog. It's all you. Go for Magician.

06:38.64
Mad Dog
Magician with the titties told him pick a cup. I got that pothole pussy. Yeah, the dick was stuck.

06:47.10
gav
a

06:48.27
Chibbs
We got there.

06:49.16
gav
Fuck, that's so good.

06:50.51
Chibbs
We got there.

06:52.18
gav
oh

06:52.00
Chibbs
She'd rather ride Squidward's nose.

06:55.92
gav
Yep.

06:55.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:57.31
Bevo
Pothole pussy.

06:57.81
Chibbs
Pothole pussy.

06:59.59
Mad Dog
Potholes.

06:59.83
Chibbs
Jesus.

07:02.23
Mad Dog
Need to get a council out of here and fix that up.

07:01.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:03.86
gav
yeah

07:04.12
Chibbs
Fill this pussy.

07:04.99
Bevo
Spray paint. Spray paint around it.

07:05.59
Chibbs
Fill this pussy up.

07:06.79
Mad Dog
it's I pay my fucking rates.

07:08.00
gav
no ah

07:12.07
Chibbs
Oh, shit. It was released on the 11th of January 2019. That's 6,326 days after the towers fell.

07:19.81
gav
Nice.

07:20.67
Chibbs
written by Elizabeth Eden Harris, a.k.a. Kupkake.

07:27.01
Mad Dog
Kupkake.

07:28.67
Chibbs
ah Cupcake once announced retirement in 2019. So this came out. She went, fuck it, I'm retiring. go out Go out with a bang.

07:36.08
gav
ah Go out on a high. Yeah.

07:37.39
Chibbs
ah Citing mental health concerns, then unretired two months later with a diss track about other rappers. So it's just like two months.

07:46.34
gav
Okay. Okay.

07:46.55
Chibbs
She's like, I can't withhold my rage anymore.

07:49.88
gav
yeah

07:50.58
Chibbs
I'm coming back. Two months retirement. The track went viral on TikTok, thanks to an ah ah absurdity of the lyrics, with teens lip-syncing raunchy lines using plushies.

08:03.90
gav
Oh God.

08:03.45
Chibbs
What are plushies?

08:05.05
Mad Dog
Jesus.

08:05.41
gav
Like, like, like toys, like stuffed toys.

08:06.11
Bevo
soft toys. Yeah.

08:09.10
Mad Dog
Thank God it grew up in the Oh, yeah.

08:08.55
Chibbs
Interesting. Kids are fucked.

08:11.70
Bevo
You know how we called them, we called them jumpers and everyone calls them hoodies now. Same plushies is.

08:15.42
Mad Dog
ah Yeah,

08:14.92
Chibbs
Oh, right. I hoodie has a hood and jumpers are a non-hooded.

08:21.28
Bevo
Yeah. But back in the day, they were all jumpers to me.

08:24.59
Mad Dog
it's a jumper.

08:24.67
Bevo
Yeah.

08:24.76
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

08:25.83
Mad Dog
It's a jumper.

08:25.32
Chibbs
Yeah, I still call them that. Still call them that. It sparked outrage from parents who discovered their kids singing about Squidward's anatomy, obviously.

08:33.75
gav
ah

08:35.45
Chibbs
The cover art features a very ambiguous visual metaphor for the song's theme, a long tubular object surrounded by water. That's a thing.

08:44.03
Bevo
It's clearly SpongeBob-influenced SpongeBob font.

08:45.09
Chibbs
ah Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I wonder if she got sued.

08:47.95
gav
yeah yeah

08:48.58
Chibbs
um Yeah, she said she wanted to mix cartoon references and adult themes to ruin to ruin childhood creativit creativity. That's nice.

08:59.00
Bevo
Did you read that? ah we Did you note that she was going to originally call it Pinocchio's nose?

09:04.01
gav
Yeah.

09:03.48
Chibbs
Oh, was she?

09:05.19
gav
Yep.

09:05.22
Bevo
But after finding out Pinocchio was a child, she instead made it Squidward nose. Squidward 55 years old

09:08.72
Chibbs
But what's Squidward?

09:11.88
Chibbs
Oh, okay, right.

09:13.18
gav
Ah, God.

09:14.24
Bevo
That's what it says here.

09:15.27
Chibbs
that Fair enough.

09:16.50
Bevo
That's heaps better.

09:16.15
Chibbs
Good call. Yeah.

09:18.31
gav
Yeah, definitely smart.

09:20.02
Bevo
So Squidward is a grumpy, it's the grumpy next door neighbor to SpongeBob and he's always like annoyed at Sponge, yeah.

09:24.33
Chibbs
And he's 55 years old?

09:25.42
gav
Complaining and about shit.

09:27.23
Bevo
A bit of a stick in the mud, old Squidward.

09:28.06
Chibbs
Okay.

09:29.59
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

09:29.23
Chibbs
So do you think he'd want Cupcake riding his nose?

09:32.36
Bevo
Definitely not. No way.

09:32.90
Chibbs
Okay, interesting.

09:34.32
Mad Dog
Oh, no?

09:35.76
Bevo
Nah.

09:36.42
Mad Dog
No, okay.

09:37.25
Bevo
Nah, he likes to play his clarinet.

09:40.12
Mad Dog
Oh, fair enough.

09:40.55
Chibbs
Okay. Another sort of phallic item, really.

09:43.64
Bevo
yeah

09:44.90
Chibbs
It's produced by someone called Phantom. He's produced a lot of stuff.

09:48.40
Bevo
Ah. Comics.

09:49.95
Chibbs
Yeah, a lot of...

09:51.36
gav
ah The phantom.

09:50.79
Chibbs
The Phantom.

09:53.44
Mad Dog
The...

09:52.72
Chibbs
Billy Zane's Phantom.

09:55.38
Mad Dog
A phantom.

09:54.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:56.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:56.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:58.06
Bevo
produced ah such tracks as Woo! Woo!

10:00.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:03.24
Mad Dog
The monster mesh.

10:02.61
Chibbs
ah Apparently, he's produced heaps of like explicit tracks for Cupcake, but he refuses to show his face in public because people believe he's embarrassed to be part of the brand.

10:14.52
gav
Wow.

10:14.06
Chibbs
um ah He might not be real at all. um

10:18.95
gav
Hang on.

10:18.31
Chibbs
Apparently...

10:19.19
gav
That sounds like a mis like a murder mystery.

10:20.92
Chibbs
It does. this The Squidward Knows track was created to be a different song, but um yeah they found that it they thought it was too fucking stupid, so they turned it into this song.

10:32.88
Chibbs
Apparently, it was too circusy.

10:35.24
Bevo
Well, what do you know?

10:34.74
Chibbs
it's a but ah betly it was too so too circusy

10:37.16
gav
oh

10:38.43
Chibbs
um And they were like, nah, it's bit stupid.

10:39.60
Bevo
yep.

10:40.67
Chibbs
You can't can't do this.

10:42.16
Bevo
ti di diy li tity

10:42.64
Chibbs
ah do this Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. yeah Now, um Rafe did say that there was a video. Did you search for a Gavin?

10:51.88
gav
I did manage to track down the video for this song.

10:53.84
Chibbs
All right.

11:09.08
gav
That's not me.

11:09.43
Chibbs
Nah, it's not.

11:10.24
Bevo
That's him.

11:10.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:12.10
gav
um Cool. So, yes, this film clip doesn't appear on YouTube. but got I think it got banned from YouTube. So you kind of have to look ah slightly further afield to find it.

11:23.50
Chibbs
Too many pot hole pussies getting around.

11:24.49
gav
um Too many pot-o-pussies. ah So my summary, not my proudest wank, but I didn't make it to the end of the film clip.

11:34.49
Mad Dog
Uh.

11:35.14
Chibbs
that's pretty much it.

11:36.26
Bevo
Squidward makes an appearance.

11:36.34
gav
Yeah.

11:37.41
Bevo
I'm just watching it now.

11:38.26
gav
Squidward does.

11:38.11
Chibbs
How did they not get sued for this?

11:38.96
gav
And I, I think that's why it's not on YouTube.

11:42.31
Chibbs
That's not why it's hard.

11:43.33
Bevo
Maybe, yeah.

11:43.52
gav
I think, I think it's hard to find because they actually put, so yeah.

11:43.47
Chibbs
It's hard to find on the internet.

11:48.03
gav
Okay. That, that, that's obviously a joke, but my real summary of the film clip is that it's mostly cupcake dressed as a scantily clad mermaid.

11:55.85
Bevo
The little mermaid kind of thing.

11:56.10
gav
um John early, who's another comedian.

11:55.77
Chibbs
Titties are out.

11:58.10
gav
Yeah. Her titties are out. um john John early. Who's another comedian. Um, is ah he fucks a fish at one point he's wearing a scuba diving suit and he stuffs a fish straight down on his dick it's pretty amazing um but yeah basically it's just a lot of dick jokes in the ocean that's kind of the whole thing just lots of dick jokes in the sea

12:04.43
Bevo
The diver, yeah.

12:06.30
Chibbs
That's cool.

12:09.46
Chibbs
Rad.

12:15.48
Chibbs
Cool. Great. Yeah.

12:19.78
Bevo
that There's three reviews on...

12:19.85
Chibbs
why is it Why the ocean? Why is it all ocean related? and

12:23.76
Bevo
Well, Spongebob lives under the sea.

12:24.21
gav
um Squidward's who lives in a pineapple under the sea. SpongeBob SquarePants does.

12:28.05
Chibbs
Oh.

12:30.06
Bevo
There's some funny stuff in...

12:30.57
gav
And then towards the end of the video, yeah, you literally have Squidward of SpongeBob like a... like can ah She is fucking his nose at the end of the film clip.

12:35.69
Chibbs
Does she ride his nose?

12:38.18
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:40.38
Chibbs
Alright, okay.

12:41.20
gav
Yeah, yeah it's pretty dope.

12:42.45
Bevo
this um It's on the internet archive and there's three comments um total.

12:49.59
Bevo
um Would you like me to read all three?

12:52.15
gav
Go on then.

12:51.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:52.74
Bevo
Actually, first one's only two full stops, so I'll read the other two. um Help, I just cavummed.

13:00.89
gav
oh

13:02.23
Bevo
And the other one is...

13:05.40
Bevo
This masterpiece makes me cry every time I see it. I swear a tear of Kvum is running down my leg right now. i feel so embarrassed.

13:14.10
gav
my god these these are these are recent as well that was that was that was from that was from september 2024 april 2024

13:17.30
Mad Dog
A tear of kaboom.

13:17.61
Bevo
There must be a censor on this internet.

13:24.65
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

13:24.14
Chibbs
It's probably Rafe on there.

13:25.60
Bevo
must They must censor swear words on this website, I imagine.

13:29.76
Mad Dog
That's very good.

13:30.99
gav
yeah

13:31.79
Bevo
But not Squidward having sex with Cupcake.

13:31.27
Chibbs
That's amazing. That's amazing. Now, has Cupcake ever played this live?

13:35.33
gav
wow

13:37.39
Bevo
Yes, she has.

13:37.60
Chibbs
so Oh, shit, let's go!

13:44.30
Chibbs
Alright, the ultimate skill.

13:46.82
Bevo
What a thrill.

13:47.50
Chibbs
Yep.

13:48.39
gav
I'm thrilled.

13:48.40
Bevo
some They give you drugs afterwards just to calm you down. Sometimes off stage, there's like an oxygen tank.

13:51.28
Mad Dog
calm you down.

13:50.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

13:52.62
Mad Dog
bit of fentanyl.

13:52.12
Chibbs
Sedatives.

13:53.86
Mad Dog
Yep.

13:55.05
gav
Fentanyl's famously calming.

13:57.56
Bevo
um ah Twelve songs, including Spider-Man Dick and Little Red Riding Good.

14:00.84
gav
Okay.

14:03.77
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Is CPR in it?

14:07.45
Bevo
Yep.

14:07.62
Chibbs
Great.

14:08.68
Bevo
Where would you play Squidward Nose in your 12-song set at the Regency Springfield, Montana, USA, January 31st, 2025?

14:10.45
Chibbs
Oh,

14:15.73
Bevo
Cup territory.

14:17.14
Chibbs
oh yeah, okay.

14:18.74
gav
Shit. Okay.

14:20.41
Chibbs
Cupcake's just getting about touring and stuff.

14:23.83
Mad Dog
I think Montana wouldn't really be cupcake country.

14:25.90
Chibbs
Yeah, nah, you don't think Cupcake country, do you?

14:29.62
Bevo
cup territory

14:30.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:30.70
Chibbs
Yeah, ah second last.

14:34.79
gav
I'm going second, just straight up second.

14:37.71
Mad Dog
um Seventh.

14:41.36
Bevo
ah Fourth, right at the top.

14:42.79
Mad Dog
Fourth.

14:44.80
Chibbs
Fourth.

14:45.75
Bevo
CPR's eighth.

14:45.62
Chibbs
All right.

14:47.45
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

14:47.99
Bevo
Yeah.

14:47.47
Chibbs
Okay.

14:49.03
gav
What's she clothes on?

14:48.78
Chibbs
What? Yeah.

14:50.72
Bevo
Backstage Passes.

14:52.00
Chibbs
Oh, she's just handing out backstage pauses.

14:55.36
gav
yeah She wants that dick.

14:57.86
Mad Dog
Jones.

14:57.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:58.78
gav
um

14:58.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:59.46
gav
Yeah, nice one.

15:00.36
Mad Dog
That's

15:00.58
Bevo
she ever wanted to write a song that was just about like the Dow Jones or something. you've probably Probably couldn't.

15:05.59
gav
yeah

15:05.70
Mad Dog
sexy.

15:05.04
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. You reckon she has?

15:08.06
Mad Dog
the down giant

15:08.83
Chibbs
You reckon she has? So...

15:10.47
gav
Make that dick rise and fall like the Dow Jones. Oh, we're doing it again. Ha ha ha ha ha.

15:14.93
Chibbs
like the day

15:15.80
Bevo
There we

15:18.00
Chibbs
Oh,

15:20.89
Chibbs
ah that's amazing.

15:23.22
Mad Dog
that's sexy

15:23.25
Chibbs
That's really good. Yeah. but

15:27.44
Bevo
and we go on the full one.

15:27.74
Mad Dog
Thank you.

15:29.01
gav
oh it doing it if but doing it again

15:29.12
Bevo
Strap in.

15:29.17
Chibbs
I don't know where the short one is. so

15:31.30
gav
ah

15:30.92
Chibbs
This was marked as short. It's not. don't know. I'll have to find it.

15:39.21
Bevo
Pregnant pause.

15:41.49
gav
yeah

15:57.45
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

15:57.39
Chibbs
Okay, so Squidward knows it became an internet sensation for its shocking lyrics and absurd concepts. It's often cited in top 10 most... What does NSFW stand for?

16:10.08
gav
Not safe for work.

16:10.12
Bevo
Not safe for work.

16:11.65
Chibbs
Ah, cool. Top 10 most not-safe-for-work song lists. It also marked Cupcake as a master of the internet-era shock rap, making her both a meme and an icon in certain circles.

16:25.58
Chibbs
apparently it really boosted her popularity old Squidward knows um uh yeah I mean you know did it didn't make the billboard 200 or anything but we're doing it here it made it to Switzerland

16:40.81
Bevo
Rafe listens to it every day on the way to work.

16:41.99
Chibbs
every day on the way to work ah this fucking dick toe song is on again god damn it uh all let's do this

16:47.23
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

17:00.62
Chibbs
Okay, Cupcake's net worth. Now, keep in mind, she has three income streams.

17:08.58
Mad Dog
Is there a scent?

17:10.38
Bevo
C, P, and

17:11.56
Chibbs
but

17:12.55
Mad Dog
yeah

17:12.86
gav
a

17:13.34
Chibbs
There is...

17:15.81
Chibbs
So, the fact that she's got her streaming, her viral streaming numbers, that's her.

17:20.60
Mad Dog
The scent of Kvum?

17:21.35
Bevo
cream.

17:22.76
gav
incentive. ofva

17:23.20
Chibbs
She is an independent artist and sells vinyl, whatever, that sort of stuff that shows.

17:27.65
Mad Dog
Oh.

17:30.08
gav
Okay. Yep. Yep.

17:31.65
Mad Dog
Okay.

17:31.09
Chibbs
She also has an OnlyFans.

17:33.89
Bevo
ah

17:34.57
Mad Dog
Dashi.

17:34.58
Bevo
is this the

17:36.39
Mad Dog
There's the cream. Yeah.

17:37.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:38.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:37.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:38.53
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

17:38.31
Chibbs
What do you think her net worth in 2025 is, Bevo?

17:45.95
Chibbs
Jesus. Okay. You don't think her OnlyFans is...

17:52.65
Bevo
you've got to be like top 1% to make any money off that.

17:55.53
Chibbs
Okay.

17:56.88
Mad Dog
Really?

17:56.88
Bevo
OnlyFans.

17:56.34
Chibbs
What about...

17:57.42
Mad Dog
Okay.

17:57.39
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Dog?

17:59.80
Mad Dog
Fuck. um

18:03.42
Mad Dog
18 million?

18:04.20
Chibbs
Okay, Gavin.

18:06.16
gav
I was going to go 25 million, but now I'm starting think I've over swung. But I'm doing it.

18:10.49
Bevo
Spotify streams are not shit.

18:12.39
gav
Worth nothing. Yeah, true.

18:13.08
Bevo
like

18:12.70
Chibbs
No, no, nothing.

18:13.62
Bevo
ain't shit.

18:13.26
Chibbs
Yeah, basically nothing. Cost you money.

18:15.45
Bevo
It's all, it'll be all OnlyFans.

18:15.95
gav
But you said a cent, right?

18:15.73
Chibbs
and

18:17.11
gav
You said a cent?

18:17.33
Chibbs
No, it didn't.

18:19.00
Mad Dog
I said a cent.

18:19.05
gav
Oh.

18:19.61
Bevo
Mad Dog Citizen.

18:20.07
gav
Oh, I heard cent.

18:21.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:22.27
gav
Shit.

18:21.52
Chibbs
No, it's $2 million.

18:22.83
gav
Okay, no, I'm committed now. 25, but I'm wrong.

18:23.96
Chibbs
Yeah, estimated around $2 million.

18:24.91
gav
Carry on.

18:25.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:27.16
Mad Dog
two

18:27.20
gav
Fuck.

18:27.64
Chibbs
yeah two estimated around two million

18:29.91
Bevo
Yeah, right.

18:31.12
gav
Yeah.

18:31.63
Mad Dog
Fuck.

18:31.84
gav
Okay.

18:32.25
Bevo
Okay.

18:32.34
Mad Dog
She can't even buy an adapter.

18:33.47
Chibbs
Nah, nah, nah.

18:35.43
gav
Almost literally not.

18:35.02
Chibbs
It's not just...

18:36.31
gav
um I was banging on earlier about gross SpongeBob cartoons. They're done by a guy called Meat Canyon.

18:39.68
Chibbs
Right.

18:43.22
gav
And he does some of my favorite animation right now. it is like some some some horrifically disturbing shit. And it is just the best. when you finish Whenever you fucking finish this episode, go home, look up Meat Canyon, watch watch his videos.

18:58.18
Bevo
Whip it out.

18:57.69
Chibbs
Who was your... Who was your favourite animator before Meat Canyon?

19:00.61
gav
They're fucking...

19:03.69
gav
um The guy that did Rusty Spoons. What's his fucking name?

19:08.26
Bevo
oh

19:07.87
Chibbs
salad fingers.

19:08.76
Mad Dog
ay

19:09.64
gav
Salad Fingers. There you Him.

19:11.31
Bevo
and Brian Firth, I want to say.

19:13.33
Chibbs
That's Colin Firth.

19:14.17
gav
Brian Firth?

19:14.25
Chibbs
He's in Prince of Chains' diary. Let's write this shit!

19:22.34
Mad Dog
Bridget Jones.

19:24.35
Bevo
He's in lots of things. It's David Firth, actually. I was close.

19:29.85
gav
David Firth.

19:29.91
Mad Dog
pride and Pride and Prejudice.

19:30.64
Bevo
Yeah.

19:32.04
gav
David Firth. it's It's similar vein.

19:32.66
Chibbs
Colin Firth's salad fingers.

19:35.06
gav
Similar vein to David Firth, but just better.

19:41.83
gav
All right. Ha

19:44.81
Chibbs
um we're gonna write this now we're gonna write it it had a 10 10 being um your dick is lost and you gotta google where it is

19:55.33
gav
ha ha.

19:56.16
Mad Dog
It's fallen so far down a pothole that you...

19:57.91
Chibbs
It's the end of pothole that you had to fucking Google where does the end of that pothole go. And die of blood loss, I would imagine.

20:08.79
gav
Oh.

20:08.52
Chibbs
Yeah. um And one is um you swerved around the pothole. Saw the pothole early, swerved around it, continued on your way. What do you give this out of 10, Bevo?

20:21.58
Bevo
It's a bit of a hard one because I listened to this in the car park of the shopping center.

20:28.57
Mad Dog
laughter

20:29.26
Bevo
Too many details that are unimportant. But straight away afterwards, CPR came on just on random like shuffle.

20:31.70
gav
ah

20:36.89
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

20:38.63
Bevo
And that's so much better than this. It kind of knocked it down a few points.

20:40.79
Chibbs
Yeah, CPR was great.

20:43.04
Bevo
um So I'm going to give it a will

20:48.53
Bevo
four out of ten. Crazy two.

20:49.88
gav
oh

20:49.80
Chibbs
He loves... Bevo loves cupcake.

20:54.11
Bevo
CPR is heaps of fun. It's good.

20:55.11
Chibbs
Yeah, CPR was great. Yeah. Gav?

20:58.57
gav
um Yeah, this one, it's like the verses are good but the chorus is so fucking...

21:05.24
Bevo
Not a good hook, hey?

21:07.50
gav
What's that?

21:08.14
Bevo
Not a good hook.

21:09.24
gav
No, it sucks.

21:09.44
Chibbs
Nah, it's not. Yeah, the chorus lets the other one.

21:11.07
gav
And I know that this isn't Mimic Minute but it's just like... And it's

21:15.99
Bevo
ah Play the stinger.

21:16.10
gav
man man and aling man

21:18.14
Bevo
Play the stinger.

21:18.48
gav
and it

21:17.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:18.86
Bevo
You've just done it.

21:20.06
gav
Oh, we've done it?

21:19.77
Chibbs
Oh yeah, you want

21:21.04
gav
Alright, fuck it. Hit this thing and then fuck it.

21:24.17
Chibbs
it? fuck, what the fuck have I done?

21:26.42
gav
What the fuck?

21:39.83
Bevo
so long

21:40.91
gav
It's...

21:47.08
Chibbs
but Yeah. I don't.

21:50.28
gav
um Yeah, that's my mimic. <unk>ing It sounds like someone in primary school making fun of...

21:53.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:54.19
Bevo
nice yeah great great segment we got going on here great real great segment

21:57.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:58.75
gav
Yeah, okay.

21:58.13
Chibbs
yeah

22:00.27
gav
We'll definitely use that.

21:59.90
Chibbs
We'll work it out. We'll work it out. We'll get there.

22:02.12
gav
We'll definitely use that all the time.

22:01.58
Chibbs
We'll figure it out. Yeah. Yeah.

22:04.52
gav
um Yeah, it's an 8. it It annoys me more than much more than I got any enjoyment out of it.

22:11.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Fair enough. Doggy.

22:13.85
Mad Dog
i Yeah, there's not a lot that's appealing about this um at all.

22:19.67
Chibbs
It's funny.

22:21.71
gav
It is.

22:22.34
Mad Dog
It's funny, but

22:22.48
Bevo
we we We had a good laugh.

22:22.52
gav
The verses are fucking funny. We did have a good laugh. and ah i ah Yeah.

22:27.51
Bevo
And we laughed with her, not at her, like, as opposed to and insane clown bozzy.

22:27.82
Mad Dog
it's, yeah, I think when you're reading the lyrics, you

22:29.08
Chibbs
yeah

22:36.46
Mad Dog
And don't have to listen to the music. It is funny.

22:38.93
gav
Yeah.

22:40.74
Mad Dog
um But the music is overpoweringly So, will give it 9. bad so i will give it a nine

22:49.23
gav
Nice.

22:49.28
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough. um I am going to join Club Gavin and give it an eight as well.

22:55.94
gav
Nice. Nice. How rare is it, Chibs, that you and me end up on the same fucking score?

22:58.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:01.51
Chibbs
It never happens. Yeah.

23:03.30
gav
I think this might be the first time ever.

23:04.71
Chibbs
It might be the first time it's ever, ever, ever happened.

23:09.71
gav
Yeah.

23:10.60
Bevo
If it will happen.

23:11.53
gav
yeah we align we align the least. Mad Dog and I lock in every now and then Bevo and I will sink up.

23:16.66
Mad Dog
Every now and then.

23:17.31
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

23:18.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:18.31
gav
You and me, not even ships passing in the night.

23:18.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:21.39
gav
We're in a different ocean.

23:21.30
Chibbs
Nah, nah, nah, nah. If I was the Titanic, you would have already fucking been in New York.

23:23.56
gav
Yeah.

23:26.56
Chibbs
would have just, yeah.

23:27.52
gav
i would be yeah if you're If you're the Titanic, I'm the Hindenburg.

23:32.80
gav
We're both crashing.

23:32.44
Chibbs
i had nazi fuck Both both had swastikas on the side of them.

23:37.08
gav
What the fuck?

23:37.21
Bevo
And I'm the rat pumping out of the deck.

23:36.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:37.82
gav
The Titanic.

23:39.96
Chibbs
No, but now someone's going to look up, did the Titanic have swastikas on it?

23:42.95
gav
I was going to say, I'm trying to picture which version of the Titanic you watched that made you mix it up.

23:43.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:46.38
Bevo
I think was like 1910, wasn't it? Yeah.

23:47.75
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. But funny thing to say. That's why I said it.

23:51.39
gav
True, true. It was funny.

23:51.78
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. All right. Thanks, fellas. Thanks, Ray, for the email.

23:55.90
gav
Thanks, Rafe. That was a great suggestion.

23:55.87
Chibbs
And let us know you've got any more.

23:58.22
Mad Dog
Thank you.

23:58.21
gav
Also, thanks for calling Chibs dyslexic. That might be the funniest email we've ever gotten.

24:00.59
Chibbs
i mean, it's he's not wrong.

24:03.11
gav
He's correct.

24:02.39
Chibbs
He's not wrong. right. Everyone get fucked.

24:06.41
gav
Get fucked.

24:09.76
gav
ah