That's My Kind of Night - Luke Bryan

Luke Bryan – “That’s My Kind of Night”
⭐️ 1.9 / 10
Label: Cliché Hat Records, a Division of Bud Light Sounds

If a monster truck rally had sex with a Bass Pro Shops flyer during an Axe Body Spray commercial, the baby would be “That’s My Kind of Night.” And that baby would grow up to wear cargo shorts year-round and call every woman “ma’am,” regardless of age.

Luke Bryan, country music’s reigning fratboy-in-chief, delivers this track like he’s double-fisting a Natty Light and reading lyrics off the back of a hunting permit. It's less a song and more a checklist of things a 12-year-old thinks are cool: trucks, beer, girls in painted-on jeans, trucks again, the moonlight, catfish dinners, and did we mention trucks?

Musically, it’s a country song in the same way a microwave burrito is Mexican cuisine – technically accurate, deeply offensive, and likely to make you question your life choices. The beat is a Frankenstein’s monster of pop-country gloss and trap-lite drum loops, which means it will either make you dance or commit a minor crime in a Walmart parking lot.

Lyrically, Bryan sounds like he dared himself to cram every bro-country trope into a single three-minute yeehaw. "I got that real good feel good stuff up under the seat of my big black jacked-up truck" – which is exactly the kind of sentence you hear before someone revs an engine at a red light and then crashes into a Chili’s.

And don’t worry, he rhymes “corn” with “horn” and “party” with… “party.” Twice. Shakespeare is shaking in his boots.

You get the feeling that Luke Bryan wrote this on a napkin after doing shots of Fireball with the Duck Dynasty guys. And that napkin then somehow won a CMA award.

Recommended if you like:

• Mud for recreational purposes
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• The idea of consent, but not the practice

Final thought: This isn’t a song. It’s a backwards hat doing donuts in your soul.

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Transcript

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gav
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gav
so So, Dan, you've you've come up you've come up in recent introductions for um for all of your amazing inventions.

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Bryan Luke.

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Bevo's here.

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Mad Dog's here.

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Bevo
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gav
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Mad Dog
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Mad Dog
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gav
we We will in the chat.

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Yeah.

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I like what I like.

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Bevo
it's All right, like Popeye.

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gav
Love is love.

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Bevo
I am what I am.

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gav
All right.

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braggchestercity
We've got lyrics to get into and there's a ah hefty intro to get through before we even get into the song.

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right

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The intro

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gav
But...

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Bevo
says it all.

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gav
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gav
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gav
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there's there's some dicks There's some dicks that are probably illegal to be viewed outside of pants when this was released, like that that would later be out for Harambe.

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ah

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braggchestercity
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gav
ah

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Bevo
no

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gav
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Mad Dog
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gav
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Mad Dog
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Hand me another beer. Yeah.

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Bevo
And then he whacks out his razor scooter and fucking whips around.

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gav
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It's like a Sesame Street episode where you've used numbers instead of wheels.

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Maybe he's got, maybe, maybe it's 30 different fives. Like he's got a,

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It's like a...

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Bevo
15 on it. so

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gav
you see He's got a huge Razor scooter with 30 times 5-inch wheels. I will say, as as an opening...

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It's like one of those huge fucking trucks that move really heavy shit they've got a million tires. Like, ah yeah.

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Tanks?

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ah well, they have a chat they have a a chain, that a track.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
Can i just I feel like for the first two lines of this song, this has to be the whitest, uncoolest way to say you've got drugs.

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Bevo
Thank

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braggchestercity
what's up and What's up under the seat?

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gav
i got I got that drugs. He's got drugs. I got that real good, feel good stuff.

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Feel good stuff under my seat.

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What drug is that?

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gav
There's so many fucking cool ways to say that you're Holden, and this is none of them.

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braggchestercity
It's like now out now and every time the police see him drive past in his truck now, they're fucking pulling him over and just pen knifing his seat.

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gav
This is Jesus Christ.

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Like just...

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gav
Oh my God. I was fucking, I'll send this photo to the chat.

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gav
I've got a photo to send the chat just to say, that you know, that I'm not bullshitting.

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That's the only time.

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gav
I was driving behind behind a car the other day and spoiler alert.

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Eh.

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gav
I broke the law to get my phone out and take a photo of his number plate.

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Eh. Eh.

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gav
His number plate was bongs spelt with, spelt with a, spelt with a three with a B, but it was literally just bongs.

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mad

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was like, this can't is trying so hard to get pulled over

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Very Ongs.

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and

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
so um Scoot made me laugh because imagine like, you know, when the dog kind of like, yeah, scoots their ass along the ground.

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Bevo
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Mad Dog
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Mad Dog
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gav
I think ah think he's missing commas in this in that line.

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Bevo
that's you know oh I imagine it's the same color as her skin you know when you

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gav
no

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Would Suntan be brown? Like, he's he's just saying she's got a brown skirt.

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Bevo
Well, yeah. it's what it's You know that when women wear those clothes that are the same color as their skin and you have to do a double take?

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braggchestercity
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Mad Dog
yeah

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gav
I'll tell you what, though, we might have fallen down a new funnel. the Or maybe this is an old funnel. Have we ever done the Ed Gein funnel? maybe maybe she's Maybe the skirt she's wearing suntan skin.

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He is...

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Mad Dog
Is actually suntanned skin.

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He is suntan skin.

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gav
Yeah, it might just be a human skirt.

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Leather.

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This is a, this is a, actually, speaks.

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It could be the gain funnel. Yeah.

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We were just talking about Buffalo Bill before, but not the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs.

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yeah

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Yeah. Who also, who also is known fashion things from skin.

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It puts a lotion.

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i

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Where we women...

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gav
Yeah, yeah.

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braggchestercity
Yeah. Okay. Luke Bryan is um cutting women up and wearing them as costumes.

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gav
No, no, no.

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gav
That's the fun thing. I think that he's he's trying to shack up with a woman who is cutting up women and wearing them, which is far more rare.

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Bevo
But also, uh, also yeah, subservient enough to hand her another beer.

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gav
That's why I'm...

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Also drunk out of his gourd.

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gav
That's why... Yeah, he's...

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Shut up. Uh...

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She's going to be wearing a bolo tie made out of his cock by the end of the evening.

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Mad Dog
Once you get the worms out of your ass, give me a fucking Bud Light.

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Love, if you're a bit warm, pop the aircon on.

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She might have a fever. but

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like He's got these big trucks. Surely it's got air conditioning or or a window. He's like, you're hot.

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Yeah.

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Give me a beer. Give her a beer.

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This thing's got a roll cage in it.

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Mad Dog
yeah

00:11:10.30
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so

00:11:11.70
braggchestercity
You can't take the windows down.

00:11:14.29
Mad Dog
Selfish prick.

00:11:15.36
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He is a selfish prick.

00:11:15.41
braggchestercity
yeah

00:11:15.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:11:17.37
braggchestercity
There's a chorus that goes, all them other boys want to wind you up and take you downtown. but you But you look like the kind that likes to take it way out.

00:11:30.33
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What?

00:11:30.48
braggchestercity
yeah up with

00:11:31.34
Mad Dog
Good grief.

00:11:32.72
braggchestercity
Out where the cornrows row my boat.

00:11:37.30
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What?

00:11:37.71
braggchestercity
i

00:11:38.29
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God.

00:11:39.32
braggchestercity
Floating down the Flint River, catch us up a little catfish dinner.

00:11:44.55
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Ah.

00:11:44.97
braggchestercity
going to sound like a winner winner when I lay you down and love you right yeah that's my kind of night okay oh stop stop we we we just listen we just listen to this did anyone pick up anything that was just said other than catfish dinner

00:11:53.11
Mad Dog
No, thank you, Luke.

00:11:54.75
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Ah.

00:11:55.35
Bevo
He's looking for a trad wife.

00:11:58.96
gav
with

00:12:06.50
gav
I was just about to say, I heard catfish.

00:12:08.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:12:08.74
gav
dinner

00:12:09.11
braggchestercity
can I play it again because I didn't

00:12:09.54
Mad Dog
yeah

00:12:10.54
gav
Yeah, go on.

00:12:10.65
Mad Dog
Catfish is the only thing recognisable.

00:12:13.08
braggchestercity
and ah Can I play it again? Because i don't remember anything other than that.

00:12:14.33
gav
Hit it.

00:12:17.25
Bevo
Hit it for gi.

00:12:48.11
anaconda cock dick
um Hey, save it for a minute.

00:12:48.40
gav
The first half there is illegible.

00:12:50.20
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:12:50.72
gav
and ever live Catfish dinner.

00:12:55.78
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:12:56.03
gav
Winner, a winner.

00:12:56.78
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Gav.

00:12:58.18
Mad Dog
Catch us up.

00:12:58.52
anaconda cock dick
Save it for a minute, Gav.

00:13:01.49
braggchestercity
um Okay.

00:13:01.62
gav
Oh, shit.

00:13:02.45
braggchestercity
No, no, no.

00:13:02.46
gav
Mimic minute. All right.

00:13:03.30
anaconda cock dick
Don't jump the minute. But one thing I want to say now that we just listened to it, it's fresh in our minds. ah You might be getting to it later, up but that's, it's a Lady Gaga rip off the melody. Does anyone pick that up? That's part of why I hate this song.

00:13:13.09
gav
Ooh.

00:13:14.12
braggchestercity
Wait, what's the Lady Gaga song?

00:13:14.28
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It's like, but He's like,

00:13:20.37
gav
Yeah.

00:13:20.86
Mad Dog
Oh yeah.

00:13:20.97
gav
it yeah

00:13:21.21
Mad Dog
da la la

00:13:21.32
anaconda cock dick
if I did that to if I went, hey, what's this song?

00:13:22.03
gav
and let that

00:13:24.17
braggchestercity
all right oh that's um yes that's the catfish song okay out of out of

00:13:27.04
anaconda cock dick
He'd be like, I saw Lady Gaga only. He'd be like, ah no, it's Luke Bryan.

00:13:30.70
Mad Dog
La la no ma la la la

00:13:31.06
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Fuckhead.

00:13:33.41
anaconda cock dick
yeah No, no, no, that's Little Catfish Dinner.

00:13:38.90
Mad Dog
sound wham winner catch us up catfish dan ah

00:13:43.15
anaconda cock dick
Gaga, oh mama, a little cabbage dinner.

00:13:43.37
gav
oh but

00:13:45.78
braggchestercity
and of If, okay, Mad Dog, Mad Dog, yo you're a fisherman, Mad Dog.

00:13:49.49
Bevo
Thank

00:13:53.65
braggchestercity
You go fishing.

00:13:53.83
Mad Dog
i am

00:13:54.70
braggchestercity
Okay, so, and um and you've brought fish home and cooked it for people.

00:13:54.95
Mad Dog
and

00:14:00.73
braggchestercity
How, in what reaction what reaction do you think you would get ah if you went fishing and you came home and you said, good news, everyone, catfish is for dinner.

00:14:01.26
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for the invite.

00:14:12.26
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:14:12.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:12.85
gav
you

00:14:14.84
Mad Dog
um

00:14:15.12
braggchestercity
I've been fishing. I've got catfish for dinner.

00:14:19.41
Mad Dog
but First of all, you're a failure as a man and a human.

00:14:25.71
Bevo
It's the ugliest fish, isn't

00:14:27.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:27.61
braggchestercity
Do people eat catfish? I thought it's like a bottom-feeding parasite of the river.

00:14:32.28
Mad Dog
Apparently...

00:14:33.73
gav
therere are really They're really muddy. like they They're a filter feeder, right? So it's like they've got that really muddy texture to them.

00:14:37.60
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:14:39.65
gav
It's like they're they're a weird fish to eat.

00:14:40.02
Mad Dog
can imagine him tasting like a fucking wetsuit.

00:14:43.83
braggchestercity
Yeah, I just think it taste like dirt.

00:14:44.66
Mad Dog
Like...

00:14:45.28
Bevo
it? Yuck. oh

00:14:46.94
gav
Sharks love wetsuit.

00:14:47.88
Bevo
i just I just Googled it.

00:14:48.10
gav
All right. That's been proven time and again.

00:14:49.60
Bevo
Yuck.

00:14:50.07
anaconda cock dick
um Is it true they are

00:14:50.40
gav
Can I just say though, it's not just it's not just that that it is the catfish. He's specified the quantity here. and He said it's a little catfish dinner.

00:14:57.43
braggchestercity
but Yeah, it's undersized.

00:14:58.82
gav
So it's not like he's gone out there and caught. He's not caught a whopping.

00:15:01.67
braggchestercity
I'm

00:15:02.42
gav
He's caught this three inch long catfish and he's looked over there like, well, baby, I got a little catfish dinner.

00:15:07.05
braggchestercity
going fry that up.

00:15:08.37
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:15:08.87
Mad Dog
have Have you seen how these yokels catch the catfish, though?

00:15:12.78
Bevo
Oh, they put their hand in the water?

00:15:13.89
Mad Dog
Yeah, their their thumb, they, like, wiggle it and then, yeah, and then the catfish bites their thumb and they just fucking reef it out.

00:15:16.18
gav
mmm mmm wiggle him up and they grip the motherfucker and pull him out that's hard as fuck that's actually pretty hard

00:15:23.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:23.58
anaconda cock dick
um

00:15:24.73
braggchestercity
Luke Bryan's never done that.

00:15:26.08
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what's a like What's a good fish to eat?

00:15:26.75
Mad Dog
No.

00:15:27.80
anaconda cock dick
Is it a bass? Would it be good to snap her?

00:15:29.45
gav
snapper bass flatty mate flatty fillets

00:15:30.63
Mad Dog
Oh, flatty, mate, flatty.

00:15:31.29
anaconda cock dick
So do you think he's out there, like he catches himself a bass and he goes, nah, nope, throw that back.

00:15:33.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:33.23
braggchestercity
Famine?

00:15:36.77
anaconda cock dick
I need me a little catfish.

00:15:40.32
Mad Dog
We're only going after to catfish today, love.

00:15:40.43
anaconda cock dick
You think that's what's going on? on

00:15:42.59
Mad Dog
Now, quit scooting.

00:15:44.46
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quits and another bear.

00:15:44.88
Mad Dog
Get

00:15:45.14
gav
that that is correct yeah

00:15:46.25
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. yeah And like that the other question I had about catfish is, is it true that is that they are a fish cat hybrid?

00:15:55.11
gav
that

00:15:55.47
anaconda cock dick
They share properties of each.

00:15:55.68
gav
that that is correct

00:15:57.32
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:15:57.45
gav
yeah

00:15:57.35
Bevo
Yeah, that's hence the name.

00:15:59.62
braggchestercity
Okay.

00:15:59.67
anaconda cock dick
Right.

00:16:00.21
gav
know You know how evolutionarily evolutionarily speaking, um fish crawled out of out of the water and onto the land and then evolved?

00:16:00.48
Bevo
um And then they went back in.

00:16:00.61
Mad Dog
It's basically.

00:16:08.80
braggchestercity
It's a cat.

00:16:08.81
gav
That process kept going, but by the time the last fish crawled out, cats had evolved. So the fish crawled out onto the land and then the cats fucked them senseless and threw and threw them back in and threw them back in and said, fucking back where you came from, mate.

00:16:18.19
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Oh.

00:16:21.64
Bevo
Yeah.

00:16:21.97
braggchestercity
and

00:16:24.65
anaconda cock dick
Like births.

00:16:24.75
braggchestercity
Get back in the mud.

00:16:25.22
gav
And that's and that's how we ended up with catfish.

00:16:28.20
Mad Dog
And that's Luke Bryan's idea of a great first date.

00:16:28.32
anaconda cock dick
Oh, okay.

00:16:31.68
braggchestercity
And a good minute.

00:16:31.65
anaconda cock dick
That's a good, that's a good meal.

00:16:31.78
gav
And that's his kind of night.

00:16:31.79
Bevo
Just before we move on, I just want to mention the last part of the first verses girl, hand me another beer.

00:16:33.41
braggchestercity
It's good meal.

00:16:33.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:38.50
Bevo
And then the first part of the chorus is all them other boys want to wind you up and take you downtown.

00:16:43.43
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:16:44.37
Bevo
Instead she wants, he wants her to wind him up.

00:16:47.65
braggchestercity
Yeah, get me pissed.

00:16:49.06
anaconda cock dick
and take him up the Flint River or down.

00:16:49.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:49.17
Bevo
Yeah.

00:16:49.37
braggchestercity
yeah

00:16:51.22
gav
Yeah.

00:16:51.37
braggchestercity
Well, here's the thing. So other boys want to, they want to wind her up.

00:16:51.40
gav
Yeah.

00:16:56.41
braggchestercity
So get her drunk. And why specifically to the downtown area?

00:16:57.77
Bevo
Hmm.

00:17:03.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:03.52
anaconda cock dick
Okay.

00:17:03.59
gav
um I don't know downtown Georgia or wherever the fuck he's from. Is he from Georgia?

00:17:07.81
braggchestercity
where's Where's the Flint River?

00:17:07.77
anaconda cock dick
Flint. Michigan.

00:17:09.65
Bevo
Michigan.

00:17:09.89
anaconda cock dick
Michigan.

00:17:09.99
Mad Dog
Is it Flint, Michigan?

00:17:10.57
Bevo
yeah

00:17:11.32
braggchestercity
I thought you couldn't drink the water in Flint.

00:17:11.32
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Yeah.

00:17:11.36
Bevo
Yeah.

00:17:11.72
gav
Okay.

00:17:14.44
Bevo
Yeah.

00:17:14.96
braggchestercity
Let alone eat a catfish.

00:17:15.64
gav
Oh, my God.

00:17:15.65
Bevo
Probably.

00:17:17.02
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:17:17.87
Bevo
I learned that from, ah what's the name?

00:17:18.45
gav
yeah You're correct.

00:17:19.35
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:17:20.05
Bevo
Aaron Brockovich.

00:17:21.37
Mad Dog
But Michigan isn't very country.

00:17:24.51
braggchestercity
Yeah, it is.

00:17:24.50
anaconda cock dick
um

00:17:24.96
Mad Dog
It's Detroit.

00:17:25.31
gav
So he's he's from Leesburg, Georgia.

00:17:26.54
Mad Dog
It's fucking ghetto.

00:17:27.79
gav
He's from Georgia. Leesburg. Shout out. I know we've got shooters out in Leesburg, Georgia.

00:17:31.90
Bevo
ah it is Georgia.

00:17:32.32
braggchestercity
Yeah, we must have Leesburg.

00:17:32.54
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:17:35.00
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:35.05
gav
Can

00:17:36.20
braggchestercity
I like he got ah somehow in row, row, row your boat into this chorus somehow as well.

00:17:42.49
gav
can I just say, Leesburg, Georgia, population of 3,480 individuals. So one of the population of this place

00:17:53.31
braggchestercity
right, well, there you go. Get some cash catfish dinners in there.

00:17:55.33
anaconda cock dick
Okay. I was wondering that.

00:17:58.83
braggchestercity
um So he has said, just to clarify, though, the whole, like, just to encapsulate this entire chorus, he's saying, ah other guys want to get you drunk and fuck you.

00:17:58.82
Bevo
Let's carry on.

00:18:12.65
braggchestercity
I just want, I, on the other hand, just want to feed you catfish and then I want, and then I'm going to fuck you.

00:18:12.94
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:18:19.15
Bevo
While you give me beers.

00:18:23.14
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:18:23.63
Bevo
Yeah.

00:18:24.14
Mad Dog
While you feed me piss. That's all

00:18:26.78
braggchestercity
It gets down to the end of the chorus is, I'm going to lay you down and love you right. But it's like, so you get, listen, you're getting fucked either way. It's either by me.

00:18:37.90
Mad Dog
After a good hearty meal of catfish.

00:18:40.37
braggchestercity
ah After 30 beers catfish. thirty thirty beers and a catfish

00:18:46.70
gav
ah reckon I reckon there's got to be there's got to be no more...

00:18:47.08
anaconda cock dick
he

00:18:49.32
braggchestercity
oh oh Or you go into the wine bar with this loser and he takes you down to his apartment downtown.

00:18:55.39
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:18:56.97
braggchestercity
so

00:18:57.98
gav
There has to be no more no more heinous fart in the world than a catfish and beer fart. you know

00:19:07.21
gav
no It would be its very own special breed of potent hay.

00:19:11.40
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:19:12.33
Mad Dog
yeah

00:19:12.40
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

00:19:12.82
braggchestercity
It's just like, that's my kind of night. It's...

00:19:15.12
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:19:15.42
Mad Dog
so

00:19:16.58
braggchestercity
taking taking this woman away from whoever was trying to treat her right, giving her a harrowing evening.

00:19:16.71
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Yeah.

00:19:20.77
Mad Dog
yeah

00:19:25.28
gav
ah

00:19:26.14
Mad Dog
On a fucking rowboat in the river.

00:19:28.71
braggchestercity
Roadboat in the river where he goes catfishing.

00:19:32.12
anaconda cock dick
Oh, man.

00:19:32.63
gav
oh

00:19:32.74
braggchestercity
And then pulls one out and yells, win a winner, winner, lay down.

00:19:38.19
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:19:38.85
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.

00:19:39.25
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I'm going to love you right.

00:19:39.41
Mad Dog
Stinking like fucking catfish.

00:19:41.19
braggchestercity
Stinking like a catfish and a fucking keg of beer.

00:19:42.92
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God.

00:19:45.01
Mad Dog
And a brewery.

00:19:45.25
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Yeah.

00:19:46.24
braggchestercity
yeah

00:19:46.54
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:19:47.64
braggchestercity
verse two

00:19:49.11
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:19:51.79
braggchestercity
might sit down on my diamond plate tailgate put in my country rock hip-hop mixtape lit little Conway a little T-Pain might just make it rain you can hang your t-shirt on a limb

00:19:58.47
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ah

00:19:59.61
Bevo
Yeah.

00:20:07.42
anaconda cock dick
What?

00:20:08.66
braggchestercity
hit that bank and we can ease on in soak us up a little moonlight you know i know what you like yes yeah yeah cunt hop is a real thing

00:20:17.62
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:20:18.79
Mad Dog
I see we've got a cunt hop fan.

00:20:20.89
Bevo
yeah

00:20:22.55
gav
Cunt Hop fan.

00:20:22.52
Bevo
It's come up again.

00:20:23.00
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Yeah.

00:20:24.32
Bevo
Conway Twitty is the Conway he's talking about.

00:20:28.60
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Is it?

00:20:28.58
Bevo
think that's the funniest name of all time.

00:20:30.12
braggchestercity
is he a is that a is that a

00:20:30.19
anaconda cock dick
Is it, um, is that country hip hop?

00:20:30.65
gav
Conway Twitty. What a twit.

00:20:32.01
Bevo
Conway.

00:20:32.13
gav
55.

00:20:34.73
Bevo
No, he's just a country guy. Country music megastar whose work was most prominent in the 1970s. He has 55 number one hits.

00:20:40.25
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That's what you were saying. She's like star.

00:20:41.73
Bevo
fifty five number one hits

00:20:43.78
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Yeah, megastar.

00:20:44.26
gav
fifty five

00:20:44.53
Mad Dog
Oh wow.

00:20:44.70
anaconda cock dick
Like, country people, they're all megastars. Like, that Luke... Is it Luke Combs, that guy that...

00:20:49.79
gav
like Yeah, yep, yep.

00:20:51.07
anaconda cock dick
And he's like... It's like that guy, Luke Combs. Oh, yeah, I haven't really heard of him. Oh, he's playing it. um They invented a new stadium for him for this one show.

00:20:58.47
braggchestercity
He had to build a stadium that he could sell out seven times.

00:20:58.58
Bevo
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.

00:21:00.47
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um

00:21:00.74
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:21:00.83
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:00.95
anaconda cock dick
and he's he sold... And that's just for Sydney. How big's the stadium?

00:21:03.55
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:21:03.95
Mad Dog
hey

00:21:04.12
anaconda cock dick
It's 40 million people. And he sold it out eight times in Sydney.

00:21:05.63
braggchestercity
yeah

00:21:08.21
Bevo
You know, my personal grudge against Luke Combs is that um we finally stopped hearing fast car for a little while and then he made it popular again.

00:21:08.50
Mad Dog
This is his millionth number one hit.

00:21:11.04
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah.

00:21:15.97
Mad Dog
I.

00:21:17.36
Bevo
God.

00:21:17.60
braggchestercity
You know, does he know that Fast Car was shit when fucking Tracy Chapman did it?

00:21:21.04
Mad Dog
We're in a fabric car.

00:21:24.25
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, I don't...

00:21:24.40
braggchestercity
Is that who did it?

00:21:24.30
Bevo
Hmm.

00:21:25.38
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, yeah.

00:21:25.49
braggchestercity
Tracy Chapman?

00:21:26.49
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It is shit.

00:21:27.43
braggchestercity
It's a shit song then.

00:21:27.46
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I don't... It's got a deep meaning, which I...

00:21:30.88
braggchestercity
No, it doesn't.

00:21:31.70
anaconda cock dick
No, no, like, I've...

00:21:33.33
Bevo
but One would assume.

00:21:34.85
anaconda cock dick
i'm not ah I'm not aware of what the meaning is. I'm saying, someone told me there's a real deep meaning.

00:21:38.24
Bevo
like car is slow, so I don't...

00:21:39.58
anaconda cock dick
what So I'm like, I don't get it at all.

00:21:39.88
Bevo
can't relate Let's put it on the pod.

00:21:41.45
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Why do people love it?

00:21:41.87
braggchestercity
the speed of cars.

00:21:42.21
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And they're like, it's a deep meaning song.

00:21:43.27
gav
Oh man, I fucking love that song.

00:21:44.05
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And I'm like, okay.

00:21:47.44
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Hmm.

00:21:48.19
Bevo
Put it on the pod.

00:21:48.57
braggchestercity
Yeah, I fucking, I don't, actually to be fair, I've never heard it all the way through, but I fucking hate it.

00:21:53.93
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You had a fast.

00:21:54.02
Bevo
You would have heard...

00:21:54.82
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You had a fast, listen.

00:21:56.59
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:22:01.53
Mad Dog
ah

00:22:02.47
Bevo
Anyway, Conway Twitty is the funniest name of all time, I think.

00:22:05.77
braggchestercity
That is good.

00:22:05.67
Bevo
Even without Twitty, which is funny, Conway is a funny name too.

00:22:05.80
Mad Dog
Twitty. Yeah.

00:22:10.04
gav
Yeah, true.

00:22:10.11
braggchestercity
Oh, Connie Twit.

00:22:10.68
Mad Dog
Con. Con twit. Yeah.

00:22:13.83
Bevo
Conway.

00:22:14.79
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I'm Can't Wait Twitter.

00:22:16.23
braggchestercity
He knocks another chorus out.

00:22:16.58
gav
No, no, no, no, no. don't don't Don't get too far ahead of yourself. You can hang your t-shirt on a limb.

00:22:19.44
braggchestercity
What do mean?

00:22:21.06
Mad Dog
On a limb.

00:22:21.52
braggchestercity
Oh, right.

00:22:22.03
gav
Are they in the graveyard?

00:22:22.15
anaconda cock dick
Oh, yeah.

00:22:22.30
Bevo
they're skinny dipping.

00:22:23.40
gav
ah they Are we hiring Ed Gineworld?

00:22:23.40
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Yeah.

00:22:25.48
gav
Because Ed Gine was a grave robber.

00:22:26.72
braggchestercity
You're saying they're grave robbing?

00:22:28.26
gav
I think they're grave robbing USA. They're digging up the dead today because they're a grave robbing USA.

00:22:32.19
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And then hanging them up.

00:22:32.42
Bevo
and then

00:22:34.00
gav
And then, yeah, they're like hanging items of clothing off the limbs.

00:22:36.89
braggchestercity
They're grave robbers and bank robbers. They're robbers robbers of all kinds.

00:22:39.56
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:39.95
Bevo
Hit that bank.

00:22:42.21
gav
Yeah, which I mean, if you're going to go all in on robbing, just...

00:22:42.44
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Yeah.

00:22:42.47
Bevo
Right.

00:22:42.85
anaconda cock dick
And the robber's...

00:22:46.92
gav
no no Yeah, the the genre of robbing doesn't matter.

00:22:48.55
braggchestercity
and Don't limit yourself to one type robbery.

00:22:49.44
gav
Just just just swing.

00:22:49.71
Bevo
We've definitely spoken about this before, how robbing is a funny thing.

00:22:50.72
gav
What

00:22:52.97
Mad Dog
Rob.

00:22:53.60
Bevo
Robbing.

00:22:53.92
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Robbing.

00:22:54.30
Mad Dog
Rob. Robby.

00:22:55.04
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I'm going out robbing.

00:22:55.50
Mad Dog
Robby.

00:22:56.08
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You know what I think is funnier than robbing?

00:22:56.49
gav
what are you in for, robbing?

00:22:57.08
Mad Dog
Oi, mate. Oi, mate.

00:22:59.46
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Being a cat.

00:22:59.51
braggchestercity
What are you in for? but

00:23:02.20
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Yeah. What are you in for? Robbing.

00:23:04.64
Mad Dog
ah rob i ma

00:23:06.91
braggchestercity
Robbie, what did you rob? Oh, just everything.

00:23:09.37
gav
ah just

00:23:10.08
Bevo
um

00:23:10.32
gav
Whatever I could fucking rob, buddy.

00:23:10.34
braggchestercity
Anything and everything.

00:23:10.95
Bevo
You're crying.

00:23:12.23
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You're in there. You're like, you're like, Oh, same as that guy.

00:23:13.17
Mad Dog
ah

00:23:15.43
anaconda cock dick
Who's that guy? ah goes by hood Robin hood. He robbed from the rich and gave it to the poor.

00:23:21.31
Mad Dog
yeah Oi, boys, Friday night, come around. We'll just go fucking do some robbing, eh?

00:23:28.02
gav
Have a quick rob.

00:23:29.22
anaconda cock dick
Hey guys. Hey guys. I'm, I'm also into the, into stealing. What do you do? I'm a cat burglar.

00:23:37.46
Mad Dog
I love to rob.

00:23:37.50
gav
Fuck off. Fuck off, mate, with your...

00:23:39.89
anaconda cock dick
No, you're a burglar. You're not even, you're not a robber.

00:23:42.48
braggchestercity
ah Not a robber.

00:23:43.60
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Different levels of stealing.

00:23:45.38
braggchestercity
Catfish burglar.

00:23:46.91
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Well, that's what I was going to say that before he's, he's ah they've knocked off the bank.

00:23:47.30
Bevo
Here we

00:23:50.84
anaconda cock dick
um They're, they're stealing bodies at the graveyard and he's already stolen a bunch of fish out of the Flint river as well. So like it's a whole night of theft.

00:23:56.65
Bevo
go.

00:23:57.36
gav
He's on the bank. He's on the bank of the Flint River.

00:24:00.14
braggchestercity
His College of Night is a crime spree, basically.

00:24:00.16
gav
That's what's going on.

00:24:01.07
Mad Dog
There, he keeps he keeps trying to get her into a boat. Like, that that's very fucking creepy.

00:24:06.50
braggchestercity
yeah

00:24:07.76
gav
yeah

00:24:09.04
braggchestercity
it's It's the implication.

00:24:10.93
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

00:24:10.92
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:24:12.82
Mad Dog
Because she can't.

00:24:13.56
gav
because ah Because of the implication.

00:24:15.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:15.61
gav
um

00:24:15.64
anaconda cock dick
yeah

00:24:16.41
gav
Maybe he's got the that diamond plate tailgate of his is in the boat and that's what he's going to weigh her ankles down with when he dumps her over the side after inevitably strangling her.

00:24:16.87
Mad Dog
can't run away.

00:24:18.12
anaconda cock dick
Nothing's gonna happen to her.

00:24:22.63
braggchestercity
yeah what's ah What are you doing with that tailgate and the boat?

00:24:27.43
gav
<unk> Yeah, don't worry about the tailgate, baby.

00:24:27.85
braggchestercity
Nothing. Nothing.

00:24:29.31
gav
Just get in my boat.

00:24:30.61
Mad Dog
Get in the boat.

00:24:30.85
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Nothing.

00:24:31.58
Bevo
Hand me another beer and get in the

00:24:33.33
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:24:33.42
Mad Dog
Hey, scoot your ass on into that boat.

00:24:36.53
braggchestercity
We're just going to soak up moonlight.

00:24:39.93
gav
yeah

00:24:41.59
braggchestercity
um

00:24:41.86
anaconda cock dick
m

00:24:43.27
braggchestercity
Yeah, they knock another chorus out. He's still he's still out there catching catfish, cooking it up. That's his kind of night.

00:24:51.31
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, and you can't soak up light either because it's not a wet substance, you fucking stupid fuckhead.

00:24:56.45
gav
yeah yeah yeah

00:24:58.31
anaconda cock dick
He's like got a flannel on the ground. He's like, lo let me just soak up this moonlight. He's like trying to wipe it up off the ground. He's like, that's light from the moon. He's like, Noah.

00:25:06.24
gav
Her body will be soaking up water from the Flint River when he dumps her in an hour

00:25:06.81
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:25:08.57
Mad Dog
You fucking idiot.

00:25:09.99
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He's just, he's like, hold on.

00:25:10.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:11.70
anaconda cock dick
I got um I got a mop in the back of my pickup truck. And he's like, trying

00:25:15.36
braggchestercity
He's jamming her limbs down catfish holes.

00:25:19.22
gav
um

00:25:20.79
Mad Dog
It's called noodling.

00:25:22.28
braggchestercity
Yeah!

00:25:22.90
Bevo
That's right.

00:25:23.41
Mad Dog
That's.

00:25:23.30
Bevo
You're right. Yeah.

00:25:24.10
Mad Dog
Yeah, that that's the method of fishing.

00:25:24.88
Bevo
Hmm.

00:25:26.35
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:25:26.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:26.64
gav
He's noodling up a catfish with a who they deceased digits.

00:25:26.67
Bevo
Hmm.

00:25:29.29
Mad Dog
Limbs.

00:25:30.48
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:25:30.69
gav
Yep.

00:25:30.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:31.18
braggchestercity
my The bridge goes, my kinder, your kind is this kind of night. We dance in the dark and your lips land on mine. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:25:43.55
braggchestercity
Gonna get our love on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Time to get our buzz on.

00:25:49.68
Bevo
the way The way it's written on Genius is like, it's like my kind of dash dash, your kind dash dash, which makes it seem like he's making mistakes with the pronouns.

00:25:50.72
anaconda cock dick
ah He's fucking there, is.

00:25:57.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:58.40
gav
he's My kind. No, no, your kind.

00:26:00.83
braggchestercity
He's fuck on.

00:26:00.90
Bevo
Your kind, my kind.

00:26:02.28
braggchestercity
He's wearing

00:26:02.16
Bevo
Yeah.

00:26:04.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:26:05.16
gav
Also, does anyone...

00:26:05.21
Mad Dog
This is my kind of night, baby. ah ah ah Your kind of night.

00:26:08.48
braggchestercity
them like a string around his head.

00:26:09.53
gav
Does anyone think that sounds like it is just her lips that land on his? I think he's removed them from her face at this point.

00:26:16.59
braggchestercity
like he's wearing it's wearing them

00:26:17.16
gav
I think he's...

00:26:18.05
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:26:19.00
braggchestercity
like a string a string around his head

00:26:19.13
gav
He's... He's...

00:26:20.71
anaconda cock dick
He's just holding them in his hand.

00:26:22.31
gav
Yeah, he's slowly...

00:26:22.63
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:26:23.31
gav
As I said, we're...

00:26:23.40
Mad Dog
like Like a duck beak mask.

00:26:25.38
gav
We're definitely on the Ed Gein funnel. He is taking her apart piece by piece at this section of the song.

00:26:30.80
Mad Dog
This is gain.

00:26:31.16
anaconda cock dick
is

00:26:31.77
Mad Dog
I'll tell you.

00:26:32.87
Bevo
pretty It's pretty lucky, though, that the dancing in the dark and the lips land on each other.

00:26:33.07
braggchestercity
And then...

00:26:37.76
Bevo
That's pretty statistically

00:26:40.43
Mad Dog
It is. 100%.

00:26:40.86
gav
Unless he's holding them in his hand and then smacking them into his face.

00:26:41.25
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. oh There would be teeth. Yeah, let's say he's not holding their lips in his hand and and that like he's talking about them kissing.

00:26:49.03
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:26:50.87
anaconda cock dick
If that was the case and it's dark and they try to kiss, there's teeth going, like, smashing into each other.

00:26:55.18
braggchestercity
Oh, someone get hurt.

00:26:56.41
Mad Dog
ah

00:26:56.39
Bevo
Like lips in the eye or something like that.

00:26:57.18
Mad Dog
hundred percent

00:26:57.77
braggchestercity
it also

00:26:58.48
Bevo
Yeah.

00:26:58.98
braggchestercity
he's also drunk as a, like a wharfie.

00:27:02.62
Bevo
Pissed as a newt.

00:27:02.71
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:27:07.39
Bevo
Pissed as a priest on Sunday.

00:27:10.07
gav
it yeah Oh my god.

00:27:11.61
Mad Dog
I'm wolfy.

00:27:13.44
gav
I feel like he can put anything before as a wharfie and it works.

00:27:18.70
braggchestercity
Um...

00:27:18.79
gav
He's a...

00:27:18.83
Mad Dog
But oh um I want to, yeah, I'm exploring the lip. Imagine just spinning around in like the darkness of night and out of nowhere, just a pair of lips just fucking smack you right on the mouth.

00:27:25.68
Bevo
Pitch black. yeah but Not even nervous of light.

00:27:30.24
braggchestercity
but

00:27:33.23
gav
just 360 no scope off the top of rust and it's the lips.

00:27:33.39
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:27:33.82
Mad Dog
And they're just disembodied.

00:27:35.95
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Well, let me tell you, like,

00:27:37.34
Mad Dog
Like you're like slapping at you. Yeah.

00:27:40.44
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I was um in bed the other night with um with my wife. And um yeah, I know you were there.

00:27:44.74
gav
I was there.

00:27:46.57
anaconda cock dick
I'm sorry. Everyone except Gavin, this story is for you. um Anyway, I don't really cut my toenails for fear of ingrown toenails that I've suffered serious trauma from.

00:27:57.10
Mad Dog
Yeah, man.

00:27:57.40
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I've got these big whopping toenails. And we're in the dark and I've just rolled over. And like my, I didn't realize how close she was. my toenail has dug right into her ankle in the middle of the night.

00:28:08.90
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She's gonna like, and yeah, and she's asleep.

00:28:09.01
gav
Oh, you clawed

00:28:10.93
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She's going to like, and I'm like, oh yeah, sorry, you're right. And she stayed asleep. So it couldn't have been that bad. But like, if you can't even roll over without toenailing someone's ankle, how are you going to kiss someone?

00:28:20.44
Mad Dog
Slicing up. Yeah.

00:28:21.54
Bevo
I just imagine you woke up the next morning and the bed's just covered in blood.

00:28:25.67
gav
yeah her. her legs Her leg was gangrenous.

00:28:27.72
braggchestercity
Hit an artery.

00:28:28.53
anaconda cock dick
ah did I did actually check her ankle in the morning and she's like, what are you doing? I'm like, just my my normal morning foot assessment.

00:28:35.33
gav
just Just do an ankle check.

00:28:35.38
Bevo
ankle check.

00:28:36.24
Mad Dog
ankle ankle check

00:28:37.57
braggchestercity
Ankle left, ankle left, ankle right.

00:28:41.05
anaconda cock dick
And there was there was legit and a little split in her skin.

00:28:41.79
gav
That's my kind of night.

00:28:43.14
braggchestercity
Just... shit ah Fucking hell.

00:28:45.76
anaconda cock dick
And I was like, yeah, what is that? And I'm like, ah, long story.

00:28:49.58
braggchestercity
I'll cut you up.

00:28:49.97
anaconda cock dick
ah You'll have to listen to the podcast in about eight weeks and you'll find out.

00:28:50.07
gav
Don't worry about it.

00:28:52.07
Bevo
Gavin, that ankle left, ankle right. That's

00:29:01.16
Bevo
I didn't get enough love.

00:29:01.64
braggchestercity
but yeah did that's petly that's lyrics that's better lyrics

00:29:02.62
gav
Thanks. yeah I snuck that one in there. Okay.

00:29:05.14
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I didn't hear that.

00:29:05.18
Mad Dog
I like it.

00:29:05.40
gav
Hit it. Yep. Yep. Nice.

00:29:06.44
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I would have laughed.

00:29:06.62
Mad Dog
Ankle left, ankle right.

00:29:08.67
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That's my kind of knife.

00:29:11.32
Mad Dog
yeah.

00:29:14.05
braggchestercity
ah the outro goes yeah yeah sure could be yeah

00:29:14.13
Bevo
boy.

00:29:14.47
Mad Dog
ah

00:29:15.38
Bevo
Oh, hang on, hang on. I want to talk about time to get our buzz on. There's a couple of things that could be.

00:29:18.28
Mad Dog
i am

00:29:19.07
gav
i hit it

00:29:20.12
Bevo
Maybe um a buzz cut, like they're shaving their hair.

00:29:24.14
gav
yeah yeah

00:29:24.23
Bevo
Or maybe they're getting the vibrators out.

00:29:26.51
gav
nice

00:29:26.75
anaconda cock dick
I think they're impersonating bees.

00:29:29.78
Bevo
Yeah, that's one, yeah.

00:29:32.42
gav
Do you know what i actually think it is?

00:29:32.48
braggchestercity
He's taken her out so far in a boat and it's just like, now we're going to be bees. And you're like, oh, dear God.

00:29:40.70
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha ha!

00:29:40.87
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah.

00:29:42.23
Bevo
maybe they're um Maybe they've both got um Buzz Lightyear costumes.

00:29:48.50
braggchestercity
yeah

00:29:50.41
gav
i I feel like you these are all great.

00:29:51.04
anaconda cock dick
going to be bees.

00:29:52.65
gav
I think you're wrong. I'm pretty sure he has a buzzsaw. This is the end of the last bit of the song.

00:29:56.23
braggchestercity
you

00:29:58.28
gav
He's he's really getting down to the nitty gritty.

00:30:00.76
braggchestercity
yeah

00:30:00.83
gav
He's about to feed her up to those catfish.

00:30:01.20
anaconda cock dick
fifty

00:30:02.59
gav
He needs her in at least six parts.

00:30:02.66
braggchestercity
He needs to get yeah get through yeah through some bones.

00:30:05.74
gav
He's going four four limbs, ah torso, head.

00:30:10.72
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:11.41
anaconda cock dick
Now we're going to be bees.

00:30:12.11
gav
that's the he's He's doing the divvy up with the buzzsaw.

00:30:12.14
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:30:14.89
gav
Get our buzz on as he's starting the fucking DeWalt.

00:30:17.86
braggchestercity
yeah

00:30:18.36
Mad Dog
You know what be sexy, baby?

00:30:22.16
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Yeah. Now that we've...

00:30:26.32
braggchestercity
ah

00:30:26.43
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Now that we've had about all the catfish that we can have, all the catfish that we can handle, now that we've done that, we're going to be bees.

00:30:33.87
Mad Dog
I'll tell you what to go good with that catfish. Some honey.

00:30:36.99
Bevo
Pollen.

00:30:38.72
anaconda cock dick
Now let's get our buzz on.

00:30:42.01
Bevo
Do you like jazz?

00:30:46.39
Mad Dog
To infinity and beyond.

00:30:48.23
gav
this has fallen This has fallen off the rails quickly.

00:30:48.30
anaconda cock dick
That's my kind of night.

00:30:50.35
Bevo
Thank you.

00:30:50.53
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:30:51.22
braggchestercity
Luke Bryan did it.

00:30:51.62
gav
Okay.

00:30:52.64
braggchestercity
um He does another chorus. You can see outro, it says, yeah that's my kind of night. That's my kind of night. Yeah, that's my kind of night. Come on.

00:31:03.47
anaconda cock dick
come on. Cause she's walking away at this point.

00:31:05.14
Bevo
and

00:31:05.33
Mad Dog
Get in the boat, come on.

00:31:07.96
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:31:07.93
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She's, she's walked off.

00:31:09.31
braggchestercity
Oh, come on.

00:31:09.47
anaconda cock dick
He's like, come on.

00:31:11.56
Mad Dog
Still some catfish left.

00:31:11.63
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:31:14.07
anaconda cock dick
She's listened to the whole song and she's not convinced she's walked off. and He's like, come on.

00:31:17.95
braggchestercity
but Sorry, you said catfish? I could go to a wine bar with this lovely gentleman or can have catfish out in the river with you in night.

00:31:22.49
Mad Dog
I can get it.

00:31:23.41
gav
yeah Get dissected in a boat from a guy wearing a bee outfit.

00:31:24.94
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:31:29.32
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Yeah.

00:31:29.56
Mad Dog
You have a 2004 Cab Sav or this filthy, filthy catfish.

00:31:32.13
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All the other boys want to, Fucking fish.

00:31:35.22
Mad Dog
Downriver.

00:31:35.33
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, you' are you're eating a raw fucking fish. They want to take me downtown. You want to take me downriver.

00:31:40.87
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:41.40
anaconda cock dick
Fuck off.

00:31:44.05
Mad Dog
yeah river

00:31:45.33
braggchestercity
How do you feel about eating bottom feeders?

00:31:48.63
gav
ha ha!

00:31:50.13
Mad Dog
How do you like eating river parasites? Yeah.

00:31:54.88
anaconda cock dick
roll up Rustle us up some ah river parasites. What do you think, darling?

00:32:00.97
braggchestercity
This song was released on the 5th of August, 2013. That's 4,355 days after fell.

00:32:08.87
gav
Nice.

00:32:09.32
anaconda cock dick
Mmm, really makes you think, doesn't it?

00:32:10.74
Mad Dog
It's good number.

00:32:11.01
braggchestercity
It really does. yeah

00:32:11.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:32:12.31
gav
Doesn't it just?

00:32:12.96
braggchestercity
It's written by Dallas Davidson, Chris DiStefano, and Ashley Gawley.

00:32:19.11
gav
Can I throw in a quick quote

00:32:19.23
Bevo
Where's Luke?

00:32:20.43
braggchestercity
No, Luke.

00:32:21.41
gav
um

00:32:22.04
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:32:23.21
gav
ah from Ashley Gawley?

00:32:25.77
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah.

00:32:26.47
gav
On the writing of this song, she said, that was one of the most fun writing sessions of all time.

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00:32:31.92
gav
I was clapping our little beat.

00:32:31.88
Bevo
Whoa.

00:32:33.65
gav
It's something that nobody wants to see. It looks hilarious, more or less like a party vibe. We knew we wanted to make people feel good. We wanted to stretch the boundaries a little bit musically. And we thought we had something special after the first few minutes of getting into that groove.

00:32:48.31
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00:32:49.37
Bevo
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00:32:50.28
Mad Dog
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00:32:50.70
Bevo
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00:32:51.66
Bevo
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00:32:54.15
Mad Dog
I know.

00:32:55.16
gav
yeah

00:32:56.03
anaconda cock dick
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00:32:56.54
Mad Dog
this the whole genre is like a huge gaslighting.

00:32:57.43
gav
ah

00:33:00.47
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:33:00.54
Mad Dog
lie It is.

00:33:00.99
Bevo
Yeah.

00:33:01.76
gav
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00:33:02.64
Mad Dog
is. It's like this is groundbreaking stuff. Is it?

00:33:06.80
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00:33:07.03
braggchestercity
ah Dallas Davidson co-founded the Peach Pickers, which is a songwriting trio known for cranking out dozens of bro country hits.

00:33:07.52
Bevo
Yeah.

00:33:15.29
Bevo
Yeah.

00:33:16.33
gav
oh bro is bro country a ah genre jesus christ

00:33:17.26
Bevo
This is the kind of shit that AI can do quite well.

00:33:19.11
braggchestercity
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00:33:20.26
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00:33:24.01
braggchestercity
Hmm.

00:33:24.19
gav
I'm going to fucking... So I don't like country music as a rule, but if I like country...

00:33:27.02
braggchestercity
Everybody, send their southern bro-country playlists relentlessly.

00:33:34.03
gav
Yeah, that exists.

00:33:34.73
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:33:35.85
gav
I feel like gothic country and outlaw country are the only two sub-genres of country I'll dip my toe into. But apart from that, it can all fuck off.

00:33:44.80
Mad Dog
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00:33:46.15
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Gothic country.

00:33:46.53
gav
Gothic country is a fucking great...

00:33:48.45
Bevo
Oh, yeah. A few of them came up on my 1001 albums list and they were always a fucking pain to listen to.

00:33:53.41
gav
Oh, man, I don't mind getting into some gothic country every now and then. Listen to the Handsome Family. Have you ever watched, um if you've ever watched um True Detective, the first season's theme song is is by those guys and it's a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

00:34:07.17
gav
Sorry.

00:34:07.75
braggchestercity
being called Murdered by Death and that it's like that?

00:34:09.58
gav
Oh, fucking love Murder by Death.

00:34:11.15
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, that it's like that.

00:34:12.07
gav
Yeah. think The guy's a lunatic too. He like went off into the like a cabin in the woods and wrote um that... What's it? red Red of Tooth and Claw album.

00:34:21.85
braggchestercity
Oh, yeah, he's real low sort of real low voice.

00:34:22.61
gav
That album is... Yeah, that album kicks fucking heaps of ass.

00:34:24.96
braggchestercity
Crazy low voice.

00:34:27.84
braggchestercity
Yeah, it does. They've a couple of good albums. Chris...

00:34:30.35
gav
My sister bought me that album for my birthday. She thought it was Mudvayne.

00:34:33.67
braggchestercity
Yeah, you'd think it's a hardcore being because they're called Murder by Death.

00:34:36.59
gav
Yeah, she she bought me this album and I opened it on my birthday and it was like, oh, cool.

00:34:40.94
Mad Dog
this

00:34:41.03
gav
And she was like, didn't you want didn't you want that one? And i was like, I've never heard of this band in my fucking life.

00:34:44.72
Bevo
You love murder by death.

00:34:45.23
gav
she was like And she looked and she thought she'd picked up the Mudvayne album and she was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

00:34:46.76
braggchestercity
ah

00:34:51.20
gav
I'll take it back. And I was like, no, no, no. like

00:34:53.38
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00:34:53.49
gav
I'm sure it'll be cool.

00:34:53.61
Mad Dog
No, no, no.

00:34:54.06
gav
like i And then I listened to it and it's this weird gothic country and I was like, this is fucking sick.

00:34:58.02
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:34:58.01
Bevo
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00:35:01.41
braggchestercity
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00:35:02.11
Bevo
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know

00:35:03.45
gav
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00:35:03.96
braggchestercity
um Chris DiStefano once played in a ska band before moving to Nashville and becoming a songwriter, and Ashley Gawley earned a degree in music education before writing over 60 number one hits.

00:35:16.71
gav
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00:35:17.01
Bevo
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00:35:18.12
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00:35:19.46
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00:35:20.09
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00:35:20.26
Bevo
Hmm.

00:35:20.50
gav
And this was the most fun citing songwriting session of all time.

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00:35:24.42
braggchestercity
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00:35:24.39
Bevo
I just imagine when they submit songs to the fucking ASCAP or whatever, there's little box you have to tick.

00:35:25.28
gav
According to her.

00:35:28.91
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:35:30.01
Bevo
It's like, have you mentioned a truck in this song?

00:35:33.07
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00:35:33.03
Bevo
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00:35:34.66
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00:35:35.14
braggchestercity
Well, it was roasted by critics as being a truck commercial in music form.

00:35:40.36
Bevo
ah They all are.

00:35:40.60
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:41.72
Bevo
They all are.

00:35:41.98
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00:35:43.08
gav
ah

00:35:43.34
Bevo
This one's a great jazz musician. They all are.

00:35:46.71
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00:35:47.28
braggchestercity
You'll gavel at this. This started a fucking a feud. There was country beef after this one between Zac Brown, I'm pretty sure that's the cunt that did chicken fry,

00:35:51.15
gav
Oh, yes. Yes.

00:35:57.64
Bevo
Yeah.

00:35:57.78
anaconda cock dick
it is Yeah, it Yeah.

00:35:59.15
braggchestercity
So Zac Brown um came out and said this was absolute fucking garbage.

00:36:00.49
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00:36:04.41
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00:36:04.89
gav
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00:36:05.74
braggchestercity
Yeah. And and and it and caused quite ah quite a feud within the country music scene.

00:36:11.81
gav
That's amazing.

00:36:12.52
braggchestercity
Yeah. Beef. The beef.

00:36:14.49
Mad Dog
Mad.

00:36:15.42
braggchestercity
Yeah. um The track, apparently.

00:36:16.86
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little bit of chicken fried, eh?

00:36:18.55
Mad Dog
We slap each other with catfish.

00:36:20.44
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little bit of chicken fight him.

00:36:20.71
gav
Can I just say, Zac Brown founded a knife company, so I instantly respect the living shit out of him.

00:36:24.94
braggchestercity
Right. Okay.

00:36:27.19
gav
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00:36:29.47
gav
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00:36:34.56
gav
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00:36:34.99
Bevo
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00:36:35.18
gav
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00:36:36.03
anaconda cock dick
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00:36:38.76
Bevo
Would you have some new ads, I think? I don't know.

00:36:42.15
gav
We definitely need new ads. Dan, let's you and I could probably both get to work on some different sponsors on this.

00:36:44.08
Mad Dog
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00:36:47.40
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00:36:47.45
gav
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00:36:50.15
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Bevo
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00:36:55.17
gav
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00:36:56.39
Bevo
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00:36:57.70
gav
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00:36:57.86
Bevo
Sony, PlayStation?

00:36:58.92
gav
Sorry. This is going to be a stupid fucking callback that should have happened.

00:36:59.68
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00:37:02.48
gav
But in the Fergie episode, in the film clip, sorry, I fucked this up.

00:37:04.89
Bevo
ah

00:37:07.16
gav
i was meant to bring it up and I completely forgot. In the fucking film clip to the Fergalicious, she's got some weird Samsung MP3 player that she keeps flashing at the, like they keep close up shooting this.

00:37:15.61
braggchestercity
I'm

00:37:19.74
Bevo
It's like a Zune or something.

00:37:21.34
braggchestercity
sure they sold hundreds of them.

00:37:21.85
gav
ah forget what it is. But it's like, it's the big, and it's such a bad product placement.

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00:37:27.94
gav
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00:37:31.00
Mad Dog
Hmm.

00:37:31.66
braggchestercity
Well, Luke Bryan wasn't lukeryan wasn't falling into that trap, that's for sure.

00:37:34.69
gav
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00:37:34.81
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00:37:34.78
Bevo
Just cut that part out of this podcast and paste it

00:37:37.17
braggchestercity
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00:37:37.34
gav
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00:37:38.59
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00:37:39.27
braggchestercity
ah It's...

00:37:40.65
gav
You're going to hear Dan's voice for one second in the Fergalicious episode.

00:37:41.79
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in in the first year episode nevin like In the Fergie episode, just going, oh, I forgot to bring this up in the Fergie episode that we just did.

00:37:45.07
braggchestercity
ah

00:37:45.08
gav
Yeah.

00:37:46.39
braggchestercity
ah

00:37:51.48
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00:37:53.51
braggchestercity
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00:37:54.01
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What have they done to us?

00:37:54.08
gav
getting devvin Gavin's fucked up again.

00:37:54.62
braggchestercity
more this is It's inception in podcast form. What level am I in?

00:38:00.76
Bevo
I like to imagine they're saying, what is happening all the time anyway?

00:38:05.74
braggchestercity
It's produced by Jeff Stevens. No relation to the Kevin. no

00:38:15.63
gav
Okay, so I love that that joke is about Gavin Stevens, but it would be fantastic if every time you named a producer...

00:38:22.93
braggchestercity
It just said no relation to Kevin.

00:38:24.23
gav
No relation to Gavin.

00:38:25.35
Mad Dog
To Gavin Steven.

00:38:27.04
braggchestercity
this isency of This is the Tim Robinson. This is the bones of their money thing. It's just like, like and we like the stuff that Billy was doing. Billy him or Billy me? He's like, you're in your name's Billy too?

00:38:36.24
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00:38:37.20
gav
relation to Gavin.

00:38:38.02
braggchestercity
He's like, no, that's why I'm so fucking confused. Yeah.

00:38:42.09
Mad Dog
ah

00:38:45.45
braggchestercity
it's

00:38:45.94
gav
Oh, God.

00:38:46.20
braggchestercity
and

00:38:47.04
gav
So produced by Ryan Tedder, no relation of Gavin Stevens.

00:38:49.99
braggchestercity
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00:38:50.04
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00:38:50.86
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ah I'll try and remember that.

00:38:52.32
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00:38:52.62
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00:38:53.04
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00:38:53.76
braggchestercity
Yeah. Jeff Stevens began his career as a country singer in the eighties before moving into production. He's produced most of Luke Bryan's discography, helping define the bro country sound.

00:39:02.52
gav
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00:39:04.60
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00:39:05.12
Mad Dog
Bro country.

00:39:06.25
braggchestercity
Bro country.

00:39:06.45
Mad Dog
What?

00:39:06.64
gav
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00:39:07.37
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00:39:07.90
Mad Dog
What?

00:39:08.58
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:39:09.27
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Helped define the bro country movement.

00:39:09.49
braggchestercity
um this so This song marked one of the genre's most aggressive attempts at a mix of electronic production into country music.

00:39:19.03
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00:39:19.49
Mad Dog
What the

00:39:19.64
Bevo
That's where it started, huh?

00:39:20.94
Mad Dog
ah

00:39:20.97
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It's not aggressive.

00:39:21.34
braggchestercity
They talk about it like it's Bohemian Rhapsody of fucking country music.

00:39:25.11
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It's literally a drum beat.

00:39:25.98
gav
there

00:39:26.64
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It's like everything about it is country and the drummer played on an electric kit. That's it. And instead of a acoustic bass drum sound, it's like an electric bass drum, like electronic bass drum sound.

00:39:37.95
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There's no fusion other than that.

00:39:38.05
gav
that's yeah that was that that that's big steps in the country genre mate that's

00:39:41.67
braggchestercity
Instead of it being good, it's shit.

00:39:44.35
gav
instead of it being shit it's really shit

00:39:46.90
braggchestercity
Really shit.

00:39:46.89
Bevo
And also there there's also the reference to um hip hop, which is must be like some olive branch to the community.

00:39:50.72
braggchestercity
T-Pain.

00:39:53.67
braggchestercity
Well, they kind of just like, like, I i imagine and like, I can't remember that part of the song, but I imagine he just whispers it when it's a black person's name. Like, T-Pain, T-Pain.

00:40:02.98
Mad Dog
sister

00:40:04.87
braggchestercity
They're like, Tiddy Conway!

00:40:04.97
Bevo
T-Pain.

00:40:06.38
braggchestercity
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00:40:09.17
gav
ah

00:40:09.21
braggchestercity
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00:40:11.11
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:40:11.07
Bevo
T-Pain is a very safe hop choice though, as well, isn't it?

00:40:13.12
braggchestercity
they pay Yeah, that's right.

00:40:13.84
gav
Oh yeah, big time.

00:40:14.12
braggchestercity
yeah He's on a boat. ah Is there a video for this, Gavin? Stevens.

00:40:18.83
gav
There is a video for this.

00:40:20.87
braggchestercity
All right, let's go.

00:40:36.25
gav
That's not me. you might notice You might notice, Dan, that Chibs isn't using the fucking the song that you specifically made for this segment.

00:40:38.05
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00:40:42.72
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00:40:44.58
gav
You did, and Chibs isn't using it.

00:40:46.00
braggchestercity
I don't have it. ah I've never seen it.

00:40:47.17
gav
Can you send it? It's in the chat, man.

00:40:49.02
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00:40:50.08
gav
Southern, send it to him again, man.

00:40:51.35
braggchestercity
He doesn't scroll back.

00:40:51.34
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00:40:51.73
gav
He's fucked.

00:40:52.27
braggchestercity
He doesn't scroll back.

00:40:52.38
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i was, I just blanked that because I said, I'll make you one and I've made it.

00:40:56.51
Bevo
You were very drunk when you made it, remember?

00:40:58.56
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i was very, yeah, I think it sounds drunk.

00:40:59.76
gav
You're fucked up.

00:41:01.04
braggchestercity
I don't remember it.

00:41:01.05
gav
It's good, though.

00:41:01.08
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think it,

00:41:01.53
Bevo
yeah

00:41:01.81
gav
it hits.

00:41:02.57
braggchestercity
ah don't remember it

00:41:02.59
Bevo
I liked the first version.

00:41:04.03
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00:41:08.05
gav
No, no, that one's good. I think we needed to quicken up. What was the deal?

00:41:10.62
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I'll speed it up.

00:41:11.08
gav
We need to like...

00:41:11.76
Bevo
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00:41:11.94
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00:41:11.99
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00:41:12.51
Bevo
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00:41:13.64
gav
It was great.

00:41:13.70
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00:41:13.79
braggchestercity
i I'm not joking.

00:41:13.86
Bevo
i thought I thought he said Gavin B.

00:41:14.10
gav
Okay, never mind. Fucking keep it as is.

00:41:15.59
braggchestercity
I've never fucking heard them. I've never heard them. I don't know that these exist.

00:41:19.71
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00:41:19.76
Bevo
I thought he stuffed up and said Gavin B, and that's why I got him to do it again, but i was wrong.

00:41:23.35
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Oh, that's, I do remember now. Cause like I made it and then I sent it through and Ryan's like, you said Gavin B.

00:41:27.63
gav
It was good. it was fucking... It was great.

00:41:29.84
Bevo
He didn't, though. I i listened better the second time.

00:41:31.72
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00:41:32.28
braggchestercity
Yeah,

00:41:32.46
gav
he yeah he got his like

00:41:32.80
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Anyway, that's all riveting

00:41:33.81
gav
Anyway, can I fucking summarize this goddamn music video?

00:41:35.39
braggchestercity
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00:41:36.82
gav
Okay, music video summary. The bonfires are visible. The crosses are implied.

00:41:46.57
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00:41:46.82
Bevo
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00:41:49.64
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00:41:49.77
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00:41:52.34
braggchestercity
yeah it's good that's a good that's i like that that's good one yeah yeah nice um i can't remember don't remember we've already played this song twice in this podcast i don't remember it and and i definitely don't remember a video

00:41:55.32
gav
Thanks. Thanks, mate.

00:41:56.20
Bevo
just Yeah, me there.

00:41:56.45
Mad Dog
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00:41:57.72
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00:41:59.74
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00:42:07.14
Mad Dog
I have no recollection of it.

00:42:07.45
gav
um Can I just say, hot top ah or the not like the the highest comment on this one at the point of me looking at it says, love this song, defines country music for sure.

00:42:20.33
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00:42:20.66
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00:42:21.41
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Terrible.

00:42:21.34
Bevo
Yeah, because it's so fucking generic.

00:42:21.92
braggchestercity
Not Willie Nelson or anything like that, or Johnny Cash.

00:42:25.90
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No. No. This defines it.

00:42:27.43
Mad Dog
I'm looking at one that says he made cunt-ry music.

00:42:32.19
braggchestercity
Okay.

00:42:33.01
gav
Nice.

00:42:33.23
Mad Dog
And the next one says, I'm black and I approve this song at the cookout.

00:42:40.56
gav
Jesus

00:42:40.78
Bevo
How's the top comment here? The only reason I found this song is because I thought he said, get fresh denim, but he said, catfish dinner. I was like, getting fresh denim as country is country as hell.

00:42:48.65
braggchestercity
and

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and

00:42:52.50
gav
Christ. jesus christ

00:42:55.14
braggchestercity
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00:42:56.67
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00:42:58.92
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00:42:59.56
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00:43:00.99
Mad Dog
Very good.

00:43:01.28
braggchestercity
um I realised we've got Dan Southern here and it's the perfect opportunity for...

00:43:01.64
anaconda cock dick
it

00:43:08.86
Bevo
mi Mimic Minute?

00:43:14.99
Bevo
He's looking very sheepish right now.

00:43:18.60
braggchestercity
it

00:43:22.49
gav
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00:43:26.48
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he

00:43:29.76
anaconda cock dick
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00:43:30.42
gav
He does. he he really does

00:43:32.04
braggchestercity
I don't.

00:43:32.88
Mad Dog
At 8,000.

00:43:33.13
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We made a bet.

00:43:33.72
Bevo
Well, that $8,000 is going straight to the people who you promised money to to listen to your song.

00:43:37.94
gav
no

00:43:38.58
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, ah I'm in debt.

00:43:40.72
Bevo
You've got to be careful with that stuff because it's legal, like binding.

00:43:45.69
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00:43:50.23
Mad Dog
Legally binding.

00:43:51.13
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$80 million dollars giveaway the other night.

00:43:51.31
Mad Dog
80 million.

00:43:52.34
Bevo
yeah.

00:43:52.97
gav
Who won?

00:43:55.16
anaconda cock dick
Like, I don't have that kind of money.

00:43:57.90
gav
Have

00:43:58.38
Mad Dog
eighty million

00:44:00.04
anaconda cock dick
I know. it was it was silly number. I should have just said like 80 bucks.

00:44:03.14
gav
you ever seen that quote? There's a quote in finance. I think it's something along the lines of you owe the bank $1,000, it's your problem.

00:44:07.09
braggchestercity
Never take a loss.

00:44:08.66
Mad Dog
never

00:44:11.25
gav
If you owe the bank $100 billion, it's the bank's problem.

00:44:11.36
Bevo
I think young gravy.

00:44:13.79
gav
if you owe the bank a thousand dollars it's your problem if you owe the bank ah ah a hundred billion dollars it's the bank's problem

00:44:21.21
braggchestercity
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00:44:22.46
Mad Dog
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00:44:23.26
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00:44:29.85
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00:44:41.59
Bevo
Nice.

00:44:42.22
gav
That wasn't bad.

00:44:42.36
Mad Dog
I'm 45.

00:44:43.30
braggchestercity
yeah

00:44:44.28
Bevo
I was saying um at the top of the pod before we started that Luke, Luke, is it Luke?

00:44:45.44
braggchestercity
that's really That's really good. don't

00:44:49.76
Bevo
Yeah, it's Luke Bryan.

00:44:50.79
gav
Luke Bryant.

00:44:50.99
braggchestercity
know.

00:44:51.09
Bevo
but

00:44:51.64
gav
Luke Coombs hyphen Bryant.

00:44:52.32
Bevo
Sounds like John C. Reilly. Like if you listen to his voice, can you play the clip again, Chibsie?

00:44:55.70
gav
Yep.

00:44:58.17
braggchestercity
Yeah, let's go. and imagine And close your eyes and imagine John C.

00:44:59.89
Bevo
met it Yeah, John C.

00:45:00.94
braggchestercity
Reilly.

00:45:01.18
Bevo
Reilly.

00:45:12.24
gav
Big time.

00:45:13.49
Bevo
Yeah, that's enough. Thank you. Good.

00:45:16.53
Mad Dog
it's just It's just groundbreaking stuff, isn't it? It's like revolutionary.

00:45:19.95
gav
I feel like, yeah, his lyrics are so...

00:45:20.80
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. Hmm.

00:45:23.71
braggchestercity
It was like when Bob Dylan got plugged in Oh, sure.

00:45:24.76
Bevo
No.

00:45:27.81
Mad Dog
Walks beside me.

00:45:28.03
braggchestercity
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00:45:30.12
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00:45:30.49
braggchestercity
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00:45:32.74
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00:45:35.02
braggchestercity
um

00:45:35.82
gav
um can i Can I have a mimic minute moment?

00:45:38.14
braggchestercity
ah sure yeah guy

00:45:38.99
Bevo
no

00:45:39.13
gav
um Because I feel like it's going to be like, I'm going to fuck a catfish in the mouth. Going to fuck my sister because I live in the South.

00:45:51.24
Bevo
Good.

00:45:52.07
braggchestercity
that's

00:45:52.28
gav
but

00:45:52.49
Bevo
Truck. You've got say truck as well.

00:45:53.76
Mad Dog
Screw your little ass over here and feed me a beer.

00:45:55.34
gav
that' right you

00:45:57.54
braggchestercity
yeah

00:45:57.69
gav
In my truck.

00:46:00.34
Mad Dog
Sitting in my jacked up truck, give me a fucking beer.

00:46:02.60
gav
I feel like we're... I'm not sure about it.

00:46:04.19
braggchestercity
Alright,

00:46:04.74
gav
I feel like we're punching down. This song is fucking so dumb.

00:46:06.16
Bevo
Yeah, it's punching down at this point.

00:46:08.30
braggchestercity
well, let's get...

00:46:08.89
gav
i'm not I'm not proud of that.

00:46:10.37
braggchestercity
Is there a set list, Bevo?

00:46:11.70
Bevo
Sure is.

00:46:12.78
braggchestercity
Ah,

00:46:17.82
braggchestercity
sh**. The ultimate skill, and we are all here to show it off.

00:46:19.20
Bevo
you know

00:46:19.53
Mad Dog
all and

00:46:22.03
Bevo
the

00:46:22.73
gav
Hell yeah.

00:46:22.99
Bevo
just with When we made that, it was the prompt was a Yacht Rock.

00:46:26.59
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:46:26.99
Bevo
And I'll tell you exactly why it's Yacht Rock if you play it again for me. It's a syncopation.

00:46:30.03
Mad Dog
Yacht Rock.

00:46:32.89
Bevo
yeah

00:46:34.23
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:46:34.59
Bevo
ah ah

00:46:35.49
braggchestercity
Yeah. AI always fucking nails it.

00:46:36.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:46:37.07
Bevo
Syncopation.

00:46:37.76
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:46:38.11
Bevo
Right. Nom, nom, nom, nom.

00:46:40.26
gav
It actually did crush the brief on that one. That was fucking perfect.

00:46:42.95
Mad Dog
yeah

00:46:43.24
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:46:44.03
Bevo
Yeah. I want, um, remember I was talking about, we want, we want a segment called who charted and, um, and, uh, I want it to be like, to remember that song that novelty hit that was like, who farted, who, who, who farted.

00:46:44.42
Mad Dog
Yacht Rock.

00:46:51.18
gav
Yeah, that's right.

00:46:51.26
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:46:52.46
gav
I forgot about that.

00:46:58.85
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00:47:00.61
Bevo
It's gotta be like that. So like the prompt is like shouty crowd vocal hip hop.

00:47:01.95
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Food charted. Yeah,

00:47:04.27
braggchestercity
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00:47:05.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:47:05.86
Bevo
Who charted?

00:47:06.35
Mad Dog
It's...

00:47:06.64
Bevo
Yeah.

00:47:06.82
braggchestercity
Someone remind me to do that. Like, yeah.

00:47:08.51
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. I want that.

00:47:10.03
braggchestercity
yeah

00:47:10.46
gav
this This podcast doesn't have enough AI song themed segments.

00:47:10.72
Bevo
Um,

00:47:13.49
braggchestercity
Yeah. Nah, yeah.

00:47:15.63
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I'll look.

00:47:16.01
braggchestercity
Hey, I'm trying to get the whole thing to be AI.

00:47:18.43
Bevo
Yeah, he's got to get rid of Dan Southern.

00:47:18.51
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Yeah, I'll.

00:47:20.39
Bevo
sting

00:47:20.95
braggchestercity
yeah

00:47:21.75
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, I love that the whole 80% of the podcast is all organic and then the last 20% is just an onslaught of AI theme songs.

00:47:28.55
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:47:29.18
gav
yeah

00:47:31.20
Mad Dog
um

00:47:31.25
gav
That's not a bug.

00:47:31.62
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:47:32.13
gav
That's a feature.

00:47:33.09
braggchestercity
That's how you get people to stick around.

00:47:33.16
Bevo
it's not It's not for lack of trying on Dan's part because he writes the themes.

00:47:33.46
gav
that's That's by design.

00:47:38.42
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:47:39.17
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Yeah, it just takes me four years per theme.

00:47:40.78
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. All right, we are at the Heritage Park Chesapeake area.

00:47:46.51
braggchestercity
I bet he plays 47 songs or something.

00:47:48.59
Bevo
What's VA?

00:47:50.44
braggchestercity
you

00:47:50.53
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Vagina, anal.

00:47:50.53
Bevo
Vancouver? No.

00:47:51.40
braggchestercity
and Virginia?

00:47:52.06
gav
No, Virginia, yeah.

00:47:52.99
Bevo
Virginia, you're right.

00:47:53.65
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Vaginal anal.

00:47:55.24
gav
Vagilino, thank you, 10. We should have known.

00:47:56.97
Bevo
In some circles, yes.

00:47:57.26
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I'm pretty sure.

00:47:58.45
Bevo
September 22nd, 2024, 20 songs, but um one of the so twenty but one of is like a big,

00:48:01.64
Mad Dog
I'm going go first and

00:48:03.73
braggchestercity
How many?

00:48:06.43
Bevo
long medley

00:48:08.58
Mad Dog
last.

00:48:09.04
gav
This isn't going in the medley.

00:48:10.94
Mad Dog
i'm going to go first and last

00:48:14.87
braggchestercity
going to say it's second last.

00:48:15.20
gav
I don't...

00:48:16.09
braggchestercity
Ah! it's it second law

00:48:20.35
gav
I'm going last, but that's my only guess because fuck you, Mad Dog. Although I do love what you've done there, to be honest.

00:48:25.82
Mad Dog
yeah

00:48:25.89
gav
Carry on. Dan, what do you think?

00:48:27.40
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um I've gone lost. and

00:48:30.36
Bevo
At first.

00:48:31.56
braggchestercity
ah

00:48:31.78
gav
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00:48:31.81
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00:48:31.87
Mad Dog
ah

00:48:33.19
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Fuck. Fuck.

00:48:36.08
gav
It's a hollow victory for you, Mad Dog, because you fucking hedged your bets.

00:48:36.37
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00:48:37.42
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Right

00:48:37.47
Bevo
um i'm

00:48:37.69
Mad Dog
I know, I know.

00:48:37.99
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Now.

00:48:38.99
Bevo
I'm disappointed though, because I was looking at the Crash My Party album track list on Genius, and the second song after That's My Kind of Night is Beer in the Headlights.

00:48:48.61
braggchestercity
right

00:48:49.49
Bevo
And he doesn't play it.

00:48:50.13
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00:48:52.63
gav
Okay, that's a fucking great track title, man.

00:48:54.20
Bevo
Beer in the Headlights.

00:48:55.35
gav
I love that.

00:48:55.41
braggchestercity
years Fucking hell.

00:48:57.05
Bevo
The beer is stunned.

00:48:57.54
gav
Just a drink-driving anthem.

00:48:57.64
braggchestercity
Bro country is just drink driving.

00:48:59.72
Bevo
It's stunned because it's to about to be drank.

00:49:03.52
braggchestercity
it's a bro country. Oh, we drink and drive. That's how we do it.

00:49:06.53
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00:49:07.86
Bevo
Fish, catfish and eat them.

00:49:09.02
braggchestercity
Yeah. Go catfishing. Fucking pissed out of our minds.

00:49:12.78
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Yeah,

00:49:16.57
braggchestercity
Okay, the track has been the the track is spain successful commercially.

00:49:22.26
Bevo
What is this?

00:49:23.64
braggchestercity
yeah and

00:49:25.03
Mad Dog
A little bit.

00:49:26.33
braggchestercity
it helped it helped him set a record as the first male country music artist to top the Billboard Hot Country song charts and top country album charts at the same time.

00:49:37.38
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:49:37.47
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:49:37.80
Mad Dog
What?

00:49:40.91
Bevo
it's it's just It's easy music to fucking listen to.

00:49:42.61
braggchestercity
Yeah. It became one of the defining anthems of bro country wave. It continues to divide fans and critics.

00:49:51.01
gav
a

00:49:52.31
braggchestercity
It often cited and debates about the genre's decline, and it's still a staple of his live show, despite the meme status.

00:49:52.53
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I see...

00:50:02.41
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00:50:02.72
Bevo
This is, um what do you call it, fucking ground zero for this kind of shit then?

00:50:08.99
braggchestercity
9-11 of country? Is that what you're saying?

00:50:10.15
gav
This is the of...

00:50:10.24
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

00:50:11.06
gav
Sarah's second...

00:50:11.67
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was

00:50:13.39
Bevo
If country music is shit time at the airport, then this is 9-11.

00:50:14.83
braggchestercity
yeah ah

00:50:17.87
Mad Dog
Do you remember the day the corn silos fell?

00:50:17.88
gav
Between Luke... o

00:50:24.57
Bevo
So they've just fished another catfish.

00:50:28.71
gav
so I'm picturing between Luke, Brian and Luke Coombs, it's like Sarah's second, Luke has just hit Georgia.

00:50:34.55
braggchestercity
yeah

00:50:35.70
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I can lurk.

00:50:36.35
braggchestercity
The second catfish has just left the hole. um Let's rate this shit.

00:50:53.01
Bevo
Sir, a second man that works forces is the same that burns crosses.

00:50:55.61
braggchestercity
Oh, actually, fuck. it's not Let's not rate it. I forgot.

00:51:01.11
gav
Oh, shit.

00:51:10.70
braggchestercity
This is going to get Efron furious. What do you think Luke Bryan's net worth is in 2025?

00:51:13.97
Bevo
know what that

00:51:15.74
braggchestercity
What do you reckon, Mad Dog?

00:51:15.73
gav
oh

00:51:18.56
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck me, Dad. i have no clue about anything country, but I'm i'm assuming Thoreau is on um the ticket.

00:51:27.16
Bevo
within reach

00:51:27.68
gav
On the menu. Yep.

00:51:29.73
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck it. $600 million?

00:51:31.85
braggchestercity
Okay, Bevo.

00:51:32.56
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00:51:33.39
Bevo
he's on the voice next to katie perry um yeah he's not an astronaut though so it's nearly a billion dollars

00:51:35.64
braggchestercity
he?

00:51:35.73
Mad Dog
yeah

00:51:35.88
gav
Is

00:51:37.25
anaconda cock dick
so me

00:51:41.69
anaconda cock dick
well

00:51:42.90
braggchestercity
it's got

00:51:43.11
Bevo
um

00:51:43.99
Mad Dog
ah It could be anywhere between zero and three billion.

00:51:47.05
braggchestercity
and

00:51:48.53
Mad Dog
I have no clue.

00:51:48.64
Bevo
Yeah.

00:51:50.14
braggchestercity
Scent of Brian.

00:51:50.14
Bevo
If I personally, if I had $600 million, dollars I wouldn't, I wouldn't go in the voice.

00:51:50.75
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Okay. Yeah.

00:51:53.36
gav
Scent of catfish.

00:51:54.50
Mad Dog
A scent of cat.

00:51:55.86
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Yeah.

00:51:56.76
Bevo
Um,

00:51:57.03
anaconda cock dick
Smell of catfish.

00:52:00.99
Bevo
smell of beer.

00:52:01.43
braggchestercity
It's muddy water in a bottle that you spray on yourself.

00:52:03.57
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its It's not even a scent, it's a smell.

00:52:06.43
Bevo
Um, uh,

00:52:06.70
gav
They've scooped up toxic water out of the Flint River and bottled it.

00:52:08.64
Mad Dog
LAUGHTER

00:52:09.02
braggchestercity
yeah It's lot of lead in it.

00:52:09.67
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Yeah. Fish stench.

00:52:12.84
Bevo
I'm to say a hundred mil.

00:52:14.20
braggchestercity
ah Okay, Gav.

00:52:15.64
gav
Fuck. I was going to go 100 mil, so I'm just going to have to go 101 million.

00:52:20.34
braggchestercity
Okay.

00:52:20.99
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Okay, look, if I'm way off, it's all, you know, I'll eat my hat.

00:52:21.14
Bevo
It's up for me.

00:52:22.42
braggchestercity
Seven.

00:52:23.11
Mad Dog
Get some.

00:52:25.02
braggchestercity
Six hundred... Eight hundred million!

00:52:30.23
anaconda cock dick
$40 billion. Nah, I reckon a ridiculous amount for me, for him, would be $50 million.

00:52:34.68
Bevo
Why not?

00:52:37.91
anaconda cock dick
dollars Like, if he's if he's more than 50, even if he's 50, I'll be fucking so furious. So...

00:52:43.51
braggchestercity
All right, well, get your get get your angry gloves on.

00:52:44.40
gav
I'm actually pretty happy. but

00:52:46.89
anaconda cock dick
ah no.

00:52:47.34
braggchestercity
ah He's got a net worth of million.

00:52:47.53
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No.

00:52:51.46
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oh

00:52:51.72
Bevo
He's

00:52:52.27
gav
Fucking Jesus Christ.

00:52:52.41
Mad Dog
Fuck me dead. 600 mil wasn't that far off.

00:52:55.66
braggchestercity
he he's got three times plus fergies

00:53:01.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:01.47
braggchestercity
thank network

00:53:02.13
gav
Yeah, Jesus Christ.

00:53:02.53
Mad Dog
And who the fuck is this guy?

00:53:05.12
braggchestercity
ah i

00:53:05.27
Mad Dog
Who knows?

00:53:05.26
Bevo
he's fucking he's got money for um

00:53:06.13
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I'll tell you what, like,

00:53:06.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:07.11
gav
I love that my gazumping worked because i was closer than Beva. Actually, i was the closest. I was the closest.

00:53:11.81
braggchestercity
you're the client

00:53:11.94
Mad Dog
You were the closest.

00:53:12.59
gav
was the closest.

00:53:12.66
Bevo
Yeah, you didn't meet the reserve, mate, so let's go back to auction.

00:53:15.49
gav
but

00:53:16.97
Bevo
um He's got money for fucking... What's one better than catfish?

00:53:22.57
braggchestercity
but Yeah, yeah, he's swordfish, man.

00:53:22.93
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00:53:23.06
Mad Dog
okay

00:53:23.16
gav
easy

00:53:24.41
Mad Dog
He's eating basophilates.

00:53:24.40
gav
he got that flaty he got that flathead money no play it again fuck it

00:53:26.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:26.81
braggchestercity
Nice, yeah. um Okay, we have already played the raiding thing. I won't do that again.

00:53:33.41
braggchestercity
Great.

00:53:40.18
gav
now it's time to rate how many how many parts you discied dissected the woman into in the boat

00:53:43.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:44.56
braggchestercity
Now, what are we going to rate it out of? Like cat catfish, ears. Yeah. Hit and run victims.

00:53:53.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:55.42
gav
Oh, God.

00:53:55.60
braggchestercity
yeah

00:53:56.22
gav
um

00:53:56.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:57.20
Bevo
10 Conway Twitty and one is T-Pain.

00:53:59.84
braggchestercity
Yeah. okay Yeah, okay. 10, you would rather die than ever hear this song ever again.

00:54:03.32
Mad Dog
T-tank.

00:54:05.66
braggchestercity
One, it's going to be in your Spotify rap. What do you give this out of 10, Bevo?

00:54:10.72
Bevo
Not only is it fucking generic as a piece of Ikea furniture,

00:54:16.59
braggchestercity
Ugh.

00:54:17.22
Bevo
um pig it's um

00:54:22.24
Bevo
I don't think people actually feel this way about life. It's very disingenuous.

00:54:30.22
braggchestercity
it's

00:54:31.16
gav
It's misleading.

00:54:32.11
Bevo
It's misleading.

00:54:32.51
Mad Dog
It's disingenuous.

00:54:32.82
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:33.59
gav
It's false advertising of life.

00:54:35.01
Bevo
it Yeah. No one feels this good about anything.

00:54:38.22
gav
babies in the womb Babies in the womb were near a radio when this was playing and they went, oh I can't wait to get out there.

00:54:38.51
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:54:43.26
gav
And then they got out there and they're like, what is this shit?

00:54:45.26
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:46.01
Mad Dog
I was sold a lie.

00:54:47.68
Bevo
and People listening to this in a group situation going, fuck, I don't believe this at all.

00:54:48.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:54:52.86
Bevo
I bet that person next to me does and they're thinking exactly the same thing.

00:54:53.47
anaconda cock dick
No.

00:54:56.78
Bevo
um

00:54:57.05
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

00:54:58.22
Bevo
I hate it. It's 10. It's

00:54:59.92
anaconda cock dick
Yes.

00:55:06.99
Bevo
got all the edge of a circle, as I've said before.

00:55:08.86
braggchestercity
Fair enough.

00:55:10.84
anaconda cock dick
That's very good.

00:55:11.01
braggchestercity
Maddux?

00:55:12.68
Mad Dog
um I'm going to continue on with life, not still not remembering whatever I listened under this title.

00:55:20.20
Bevo
That too, yeah.

00:55:22.43
Mad Dog
It's not even memorable enough to be a 10. um I've already forgotten what it sounds like and who sang it. So

00:55:32.11
anaconda cock dick
And and know who I am as well. I don't know where I am.

00:55:35.10
gav
yeah we

00:55:35.59
Bevo
and

00:55:35.96
Mad Dog
um play the weak gutter dog sound clip because it's a five.

00:55:39.71
anaconda cock dick
Oh.

00:55:40.43
Bevo
Because I'm sundowning hard.

00:55:41.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:55:43.12
braggchestercity
Kev?

00:55:43.25
gav
means nothing to him um

00:55:47.38
Mad Dog
but a dog piss.

00:55:48.77
braggchestercity
yeah

00:55:49.10
anaconda cock dick
We got no present now.

00:55:51.51
gav
so i I had to get a little bit mathematical with this one I put the lyrics into a word counter and I'm going to give this one 387 10

00:56:02.84
Bevo
Wow.

00:56:03.27
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah.

00:56:05.52
gav
as if

00:56:06.07
anaconda cock dick
Thank you, Gavin.

00:56:07.94
gav
it's it's It's pretty rare that I hate a song this much. The only one I can remember on the pod that I've hated as much as this was um It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul.

00:56:18.36
braggchestercity
That was bad.

00:56:18.97
gav
um

00:56:19.05
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:56:19.30
Bevo
Let me ask a question just

00:56:19.60
gav
I think that was...

00:56:19.61
Mad Dog
It's a bad song.

00:56:21.25
gav
But yeah, this this is this is ah a truly heinous piece of shit. And if I... if i Not even to say that I don't want to hear it again before I die. If I hear it again, um might kill myself.

00:56:30.72
braggchestercity
but He's going to hear it again

00:56:33.53
gav
that

00:56:33.83
braggchestercity
yeah Okay.

00:56:33.91
gav
If I hear it again, if I hear it again, I might die.

00:56:36.51
Bevo
Here it comes.

00:56:37.27
braggchestercity
Hmm.

00:56:37.69
Mad Dog
Kill myself.

00:56:37.94
braggchestercity
yeah

00:56:37.84
Bevo
Live on the pod. Can I just, can I just ask a question real quick? i'm I'm planning on going back and just congregating all the scores so I can do a top 10, but when it's a 387 out 10, that's, that shoots it right to the top.

00:56:44.59
Mad Dog
hey

00:56:48.27
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:56:51.01
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:56:51.17
Mad Dog
round Round it down to a 15.

00:56:52.84
Bevo
Perhaps unfairly.

00:56:53.10
braggchestercity
That's just...

00:56:54.34
anaconda cock dick
ah I'm pretty sure I've given, i'm pretty sure I gave something like a negative 80 or something like that.

00:56:54.80
braggchestercity
Nah, that's just what it What it is

00:56:59.81
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:57:00.51
Bevo
Yeah.

00:57:00.61
anaconda cock dick
You just got to, Bev, Bev, you just got to do the math, mate.

00:57:00.80
braggchestercity
I'll just work it out.

00:57:01.07
Bevo
So do we,

00:57:01.48
braggchestercity
I'll just do the calculation.

00:57:01.87
Mad Dog
It is what it is. Yeah.

00:57:02.72
Bevo
we do an average maybe?

00:57:03.00
braggchestercity
It's what it is. Nah, I'll just do what it is

00:57:07.34
anaconda cock dick
It's like, it's, someone's got to do it.

00:57:07.57
Bevo
Yeah.

00:57:08.28
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:57:08.53
Bevo
Did you guys hear Trump talking about, he's like, I'm going to reduce the price of pharmacy drugs up to 80, 90%.

00:57:12.25
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:57:13.16
Mad Dog
yeah

00:57:14.80
Bevo
And if you think about it mathematically, maybe even more than that.

00:57:17.40
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:19.03
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:57:19.55
Bevo
ah

00:57:20.92
braggchestercity
I saw the Jon Stewart thing.

00:57:21.14
Mad Dog
ah

00:57:22.38
braggchestercity
He's like, the good thing is I'm always thinking about numbers mathematically.

00:57:22.76
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:57:26.26
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:57:26.34
Bevo
yeah

00:57:27.80
Mad Dog
It's going to be the greatest, the greatest pharmaceutical bill of all time. Nothing will ever be like it.

00:57:35.97
Bevo
he's He's talking about his mate, he hypothetical mate that's a billionaire who's fat and he's on the fat drugs.

00:57:44.36
Bevo
He's like, they're not working.

00:57:48.54
braggchestercity
this guy's fucking great um southern southern

00:57:48.88
Bevo
What a dickhead.

00:57:49.77
gav
or Southern.

00:57:51.25
Mad Dog
So funny.

00:57:52.99
anaconda cock dick
Um, yeah, requested this song because I was in a cafe two weeks ago, the cafe that I go to, so I'm waiting for my coffee and this cafe is notorious for being pissed off with people being, um, a little bit, well, if they deem you to not be thankful.

00:58:09.49
anaconda cock dick
i've I've seen them congregate between themselves and complain about people being rude.

00:58:10.05
Bevo
It's like the no soup for you.

00:58:14.02
Mad Dog
You ungrateful cunt.

00:58:15.24
anaconda cock dick
So I'm always like over the top going, thank you so much.

00:58:15.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:17.72
anaconda cock dick
Have a thank you day. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you again.

00:58:20.47
gav
Have a thank you day.

00:58:20.66
anaconda cock dick
and I'm like, i't I just want my coffee. I don't want them to bitch about me.

00:58:22.51
Bevo
now let's day

00:58:24.35
anaconda cock dick
And so I'm standing there listening to the music that was on. And this came on. I couldn't believe that the verses were going... you got that way over and over what that's ah can terrible and then it gets to the chorus and he's like like what the my vomit

00:58:34.77
gav
no Mimic minute.

00:58:39.45
Mad Dog
Well,

00:58:43.09
braggchestercity
ah

00:58:43.81
anaconda cock dick
ah did it i'm like

00:58:44.78
braggchestercity
Yeah.

00:58:45.40
anaconda cock dick
what ah and i was like holding back but my vomit

00:58:49.95
Bevo
You took your coffee and left.

00:58:52.68
anaconda cock dick
I was about to vomit everywhere and go, the fuck is this?

00:58:53.40
gav
Okay.

00:58:56.79
anaconda cock dick
And I'm like, they'll think I'm rude. I need my coffee. So I just played it played so played quiet.

00:59:00.99
Bevo
Thank you.

00:59:02.70
anaconda cock dick
I fucking hate this song so much. i want i I want to give it an 8,000 out of 10. After Bevo's note descent, I'll limit it to 10.

00:59:15.08
anaconda cock dick
But I want to give it an 8,000 out of 10.

00:59:15.34
Mad Dog
its a take

00:59:16.13
braggchestercity
and

00:59:16.39
anaconda cock dick
All right.

00:59:18.47
Bevo
I just like the idea that you you grab your coffee, lean in real close to the person, just whisper, thank you, but fuck that.

00:59:18.77
anaconda cock dick
i

00:59:26.18
anaconda cock dick
I hate this song, but thank you

00:59:26.48
Mad Dog
yeah

00:59:27.28
Bevo
Thank you.

00:59:27.72
Mad Dog
Row, row, row your boat.

00:59:27.72
Bevo
but Thank you.

00:59:29.76
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:59:29.89
Mad Dog
but Row, row, row your boat.

00:59:30.41
gav
no no

00:59:31.47
anaconda cock dick
But, you know, i think my my biggest memory of the song that I've hated, i think there's probably been a lot of them that I've hated as much, but the one I've hated the most on this podcast is um Good Lord, Good Lord, Good Lord.

00:59:32.04
gav
ah

00:59:43.97
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

00:59:44.16
Mad Dog
Lordy.

00:59:44.51
gav
Oh, oh lordy.

00:59:45.02
braggchestercity
That's the worst song of all time.

00:59:45.28
Bevo
Classic.

00:59:46.54
gav
Birds of Tokyo, right?

00:59:47.29
anaconda cock dick
i think that's the worst one, the worst song I've ever heard, honestly.

00:59:47.47
Bevo
Yeah.

00:59:48.69
braggchestercity
That's the worst song ever written. Yeah.

00:59:50.87
anaconda cock dick
And this is now the worst song.

00:59:53.65
braggchestercity
Nah, this isn't as bad as that.

00:59:53.80
gav
Oh, it's topped it.

00:59:56.07
braggchestercity
That's the worst song that's ever been written. Like, officially, the worst song that's ever been written.

00:59:57.80
Bevo
I think the word for me is it's everyday bro.

01:00:00.68
gav
Yeah, that was that's mine.

01:00:00.71
braggchestercity
Nah, Every Day Bro was way better than than Good Lord.

01:00:03.00
gav
It's Everyday Bro is is an actual monstrosity and I fucking ate it.

01:00:07.61
braggchestercity
ah Good Lord is so is is officially like the the worst. Just mathe mathematically, mathematically, worst.

01:00:11.16
Mad Dog
It's pretty shit.

01:00:11.29
anaconda cock dick
It is very, very bad.

01:00:12.89
Bevo
okay

01:00:13.12
Mad Dog
Mathematically worse.

01:00:13.71
braggchestercity
what ah very

01:00:13.99
Bevo
It's 90% the worst.

01:00:14.39
anaconda cock dick
Let's do that.

01:00:14.66
Bevo
Yeah.

01:00:14.87
anaconda cock dick
oh Can we just do that one again?

01:00:17.47
braggchestercity
but Yeah, we can do that again.

01:00:18.59
anaconda cock dick
Let's let honestly, let's do that again.

01:00:18.79
braggchestercity
Yeah, we could just start doing that every week.

01:00:22.03
anaconda cock dick
We'll have a new fresh take on it.

01:00:22.30
braggchestercity
yeah

01:00:22.54
gav
Don't pitchfork re-review shit every now and then. It would kind of funny to go back some really early eps and rehash. No, that wouldn't be fun.

01:00:30.61
Bevo
Do you wonder if we're going to run out once we start getting to the hair end?

01:00:30.74
gav
Fuck that. Never mind.

01:00:34.76
braggchestercity
na

01:00:35.05
anaconda cock dick
Nah, there's so many songs.

01:00:35.69
Mad Dog
Nah, it's a lot of shit songs.

01:00:37.10
braggchestercity
They keep coming the up, Bevo.

01:00:38.65
anaconda cock dick
We've only...

01:00:38.80
braggchestercity
like keep coming up.

01:00:38.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:00:38.93
Bevo
know we keep going out, but like

01:00:39.06
gav
Yeah. There's new shit songs every day, Bevo.

01:00:42.76
anaconda cock dick
yeah I just put out six of them myself, so you're all good.

01:00:43.39
Bevo
every day, bro.

01:00:45.14
gav
It's every day, bro.

01:00:47.17
braggchestercity
i So i I wanted to give this a 10 because it's fucking horrible, but I honestly can't, I keep forgetting how the song goes and who sings it.

01:01:00.09
braggchestercity
So I'm like, it can't infuriate me as much because I'm No Good Lord by Birds of Tokyo.

01:01:00.26
Bevo
yeah

01:01:05.05
braggchestercity
Like I know that.

01:01:05.32
gav
Yeah, okay.

01:01:06.30
braggchestercity
That's the worst song that's ever been written.

01:01:06.35
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

01:01:06.46
gav
Yeah.

01:01:08.24
braggchestercity
So I know that. I won't remember this at all.

01:01:12.18
Mad Dog
No.

01:01:12.46
braggchestercity
So I'm giving it a 9.9.

01:01:13.01
gav
Yeah.

01:01:16.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:19.26
Mad Dog
I should have gone higher, but i um still I've already forgotten it.

01:01:20.32
Bevo
The Icarus of...

01:01:23.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:24.07
braggchestercity
yeah yeah and you're a weight gutted dog yeah

01:01:24.36
gav
Yeah. No, that's fine. you can be I feel like that's the correct answer, though.

01:01:26.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:27.72
gav
If you're completely ambivalent about it, if it means nothing to you, it's a five.

01:01:30.07
Mad Dog
I am.

01:01:30.38
Bevo
It doesn't make you angry.

01:01:30.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:31.84
gav
You have to be pissed off about it for it to be a ten.

01:01:34.34
braggchestercity
fair enough um all right thanks fellas thank you southern everybody else go and fuck yourself

01:01:34.44
Mad Dog
a

01:01:34.39
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:41.54
anaconda cock dick
Good Lord, good Lord, good Lordy.

01:01:43.55
gav
I'm going to kill myself now.

01:01:43.89
Mad Dog
lower day

01:01:48.49
anaconda cock dick
Downtown.

01:01:49.76
Bevo
My shadow only who walks beside me.

01:01:50.25
Mad Dog
there well I'm get a catfish and a fucking little bear

01:01:51.84
anaconda cock dick
love this next bit. It sounds like Lady Gaga.

01:01:54.16
Bevo
Till then I walk alone.

01:01:55.67
anaconda cock dick
right Next bit.

01:01:57.32
Bevo
friend

01:01:57.63
anaconda cock dick
Lady Gaga.

01:01:58.76
Bevo
too then i walk along

01:02:01.67
gav
can't finish doing it.

01:02:07.94
gav
Fucking that's my kind of night.

01:02:09.28
anaconda cock dick
Bad Romance. What a great song.

01:02:13.23
Mad Dog
So shit.

01:02:15.23
braggchestercity
Fucking banjo.

01:02:17.36
anaconda cock dick
i um like a take ticket That's...

01:02:17.71
braggchestercity
Fuck.

01:02:18.44
anaconda cock dick
um