In the Ayer - Flo Rida

Flo Rida – “In the Ayer” [feat. will.i.am]
Atlantic; 2008
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If you’ve ever stared into a lava lamp and thought, “What if this could somehow be a song?”—well, congrats, your dream was made flesh in In the Ayer, the auditory equivalent of bedazzled cargo shorts and Axe body spray. Flo Rida, not known for subtlety or, say, substance, teams up with the ghost of will.i.am’s interest in music to bring us a track so hollow, it could be used as a teaching tool in physics classes on resonance chambers.

“In the Ayer” (yes, ayer, because why not butcher a vowel for swag?) is essentially a three-minute motivational poster shouting “PARTY!” at you in all caps. The beat is what you might hear if someone fed a Casio keyboard nothing but Red Bull and positive affirmations. will.i.am contributes the kind of hook that makes you question whether he was even in the studio or just texted it in from a pool float somewhere in Ibiza.

Lyrically, Flo Rida invites you to "throw your hands up" roughly every five seconds, suggesting he might be confused and think he’s leading a hostage negotiation. Every verse feels like an inspirational quote with a concussion. The only thing more repetitive than the chorus is the sinking feeling that this song was engineered in a lab to sell energy drinks.

And yet, for all its sins, “In the Ayer” is weirdly indestructible—like glitter, or Guy Fieri. It’s not a song so much as a vibe you regret catching. Somewhere, right now, it’s still echoing in the background of a nightclub bathroom, and you know what? That’s exactly where it belongs.

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Transcript

00:40.96
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad. It makes you want to hire a sky writer to apologize to your ears.

00:51.64
gav
Ah, that's a good one.

00:54.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54.90
Bevo
Does the Skyrider say, I'm sorry?

00:57.05
Chibbs
I'm sorry,

00:57.60
Bevo
so

00:58.13
Chibbs
Yeah,

00:59.30
Bevo
Sorry, Ryan's ears.

01:00.77
gav
ah love that the ears can't detect that apology. Oh,

01:03.01
Chibbs
na yeah yeah. So... I felt apologetic.

01:06.81
Bevo
the fuck is that?

01:08.15
gav
he's sorry.

01:09.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:10.58
Bevo
I'm so... Anyway, sorry.

01:14.52
gav
I'm so rey.

01:16.67
Bevo
i'm so ready yeah

01:19.56
Chibbs
um

01:20.40
Bevo
anyway sorry

01:22.18
Chibbs
Yeah, that's all right. Speaking of being sorry, we are doing in the A-A-A-A-R-E?

01:26.03
Bevo
I,

01:28.86
Chibbs
A-A-R-E.

01:29.86
gav
Ayer? Ayer.

01:30.46
Chibbs
A-A-R-E.

01:30.98
Bevo
I, I, you're,

01:31.38
gav
Ayer.

01:32.11
Bevo
ah

01:31.96
Chibbs
A-A-R-E.

01:32.73
Bevo
year

01:32.67
Chibbs
By FloRider. And Will.i.am.

01:58.60
Chibbs
Fuck, he really does have a flow, doesn't he?

02:03.23
Bevo
um You know that bit in Harry Potter where she's like, why is it whenever there's trouble, it's always you three?

02:10.57
gav
Yeah.

02:11.08
Chibbs
Wait, is that every movie or the all the books?

02:11.70
Bevo
Why is it?

02:13.94
Chibbs
I imagine that said a lot.

02:14.68
Bevo
I think she says it in the first. It's in the first movie, but yeah.

02:16.78
gav
McGonagall just says it when she's pissed off, yeah.

02:16.54
Chibbs
Okay. That's McGonagall. I thought that was the train person.

02:19.43
Bevo
the app this The version of that in the podcast is, why is it whenever there's a shitty song, it's always Will.I.Am?

02:25.22
Chibbs
ah yeah

02:26.25
gav
ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

02:27.41
Chibbs
He does just keep popping up.

02:29.66
Bevo
yeah

02:29.91
gav
Yeah, quite regularly. We're discussing this just before ah the pod. Actually, Beva, you might be able to shed some light, but was the Black Eyed Peas, I guess, as a conglomerate and the constituents thereof, is the B-C-U, B-E-P-C-U, B-E-P-C-U our most um podcasted ah group slash artists?

02:38.42
Chibbs
Cinematic universe. Yeah,

02:44.92
Bevo
Constituents there.

02:46.35
Chibbs
yeah.

02:46.90
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

02:52.71
Bevo
i reckon I reckon they are. um' I've been meaning to start compiling some stats, but I haven't got there yet.

02:55.87
gav
I'm pretty sure we've spoken about it before.

02:59.07
Bevo
I'm close to starting.

03:02.83
gav
miles away from finishing almost got it

03:04.24
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:04.73
Bevo
I opened the laptop the other day and the battery was dead and I thought, oh, almost there.

03:05.36
Chibbs
yeah yeah that

03:10.51
Bevo
We're close.

03:10.31
Chibbs
Will.i.am doesn't want me to do it.

03:12.43
Bevo
I can see the start line in the distance, but yeah, we'll get there.

03:17.80
gav
yeah because i'm pretty sure yeah it's gonna it's gonna be top three

03:18.80
Chibbs
Yeah, I reckon it'd be up there for sure. For sure. Because we've done a few Fergies.

03:23.65
Bevo
yeah

03:23.44
Chibbs
done a few fergies We've done bunch of Black Eyed Peas.

03:26.27
Bevo
They have no shortage of shitty songs.

03:28.24
Chibbs
No. Yeah.

03:31.43
Bevo
But this is Flowrider featuring William, who sings most of the song.

03:31.10
Chibbs
Well, but this is featuring Will.i.am. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:36.65
gav
Yeah.

03:36.65
Chibbs
ah He does sing most of the song, yeah.

03:39.57
gav
um we're we're missing ah We're missing a comrade this evening. What's so what's up with that?

03:43.81
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, well you're here, Gav.

03:47.88
gav
Hey, here.

03:48.39
Chibbs
Hey, year a yeah, hey, yeah. Bevo's here.

03:51.00
gav
here. Yeah.

03:51.31
Chibbs
Trusty beverage.

03:52.89
Bevo
Bev I Ridge.

03:57.71
Chibbs
ah Mad Dog is not here. He's not here. And I um ah don't know why.

04:00.97
gav
yeah

04:02.24
Chibbs
i imagine he got arrested or something. I don't know. I normally try and find out, but I i did not. Yeah.

04:11.01
Bevo
and see

04:11.06
gav
That makes me suspicious of you.

04:11.72
Chibbs
It's called preparation.

04:12.34
gav
I feel like Chibs might have killed him.

04:15.58
Chibbs
Oh, we'll know next week.

04:16.83
Bevo
and We'll find out next week, won't we?

04:17.37
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah.

04:18.11
Bevo
Yeah.

04:18.50
Chibbs
Shoot in next week to see if I've murdered someone.

04:21.31
Bevo
Put him down like a mad dog.

04:22.82
Chibbs
Like a Mad Dog.

04:23.31
gav
He fed him a beef Wellington.

04:25.67
Chibbs
Does that kill dogs?

04:27.63
gav
um No, it kills three members of a lunch party at a Victorian woman's seat house.

04:31.32
Bevo
You know what does kill dogs?

04:32.45
gav
so

04:33.65
Bevo
Grapes. Highly poisonous to dogs.

04:35.29
gav
Yes, I did know that.

04:35.06
Chibbs
Yeah, and they don't like grapes, do they?

04:36.63
Bevo
Yeah.

04:37.41
Chibbs
oh We're always trying to feed them grapes.

04:38.17
Bevo
Oh, I'm sure they love them, but they can't have them

04:40.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:42.38
Bevo
You know, people say like, you can't give, you can't give bacon to dogs. It's like, well, you can't really give bacon to humans either, but we know the risks.

04:52.09
gav
care.

04:52.31
Chibbs
It's called Calculated.

04:53.89
gav
We just don't care. or care

04:55.37
Bevo
Yeah.

04:55.29
Chibbs
yeah

04:56.16
Bevo
It's like, you can't give cigarettes to humans either, but.

04:56.85
Chibbs
calculated

05:00.73
gav
a

05:01.78
Chibbs
But you definitely can't give a cigarette to a dog.

05:04.24
Bevo
Nah, no.

05:05.55
gav
yeah yeah ah

05:06.82
Bevo
Can't use a lighter.

05:07.39
gav
You seen the footage of like chimpanzees smoking and darts and stuff?

05:08.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:10.66
Chibbs
It's fucking great. Yeah.

05:12.45
gav
It's the best.

05:12.85
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

05:13.37
gav
It's the best.

05:13.60
Bevo
What about that one I posted the other day, the orangutan in the golf buggy?

05:13.93
gav
My favorite.

05:17.61
gav
Oh, yeah, just fucking cruising.

05:17.28
Chibbs
that should be that yeah That should be in the Louvre.

05:20.42
gav
That is such a great clip.

05:21.29
Chibbs
They should fucking pull down that glass pyramid and just put up a thing with a giant screen showing that orangutan fucking riding a golf cart around.

05:26.24
gav
A big screen, huge screen of that.

05:29.02
Bevo
What was the...

05:29.21
gav
Just...

05:29.37
Bevo
It was Pink Floyd, wasn't it? Wish You Were Here?

05:30.75
Chibbs
Yeah, that's art.

05:32.27
Bevo
yeah

05:32.10
Chibbs
That's art.

05:32.60
gav
Oh, fuck

05:33.39
Bevo
Magic.

05:33.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:34.09
Bevo
Magic stuff.

05:34.36
Chibbs
The internet just, it never, it just wins.

05:36.86
Bevo
Delivers, doesn't it?

05:37.01
gav
It turns it on sometimes, eh?

05:38.91
Chibbs
It wins.

05:39.54
gav
Yeah.

05:39.54
Bevo
I have this theory though. Remember when were kids we used to watch Australia's funniest home videos.

05:43.52
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

05:44.63
Bevo
And now the internet is basically just a nonstop 24 hour feed of funniest home videos all the time.

05:48.16
Chibbs
Yeah, they were onto something. I bet there was some dude at Channel 9 just being like, I'm telling you, we just put this on all day, all night.

05:54.32
Bevo
Yeah.

05:55.90
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

05:56.03
Bevo
24 hours a day. Imagine 30, imagine you time traveled back 30 years and you were, what you to yourself watching the show and you're like in 30 years time, this will be 24 hours a day.

05:56.73
Chibbs
And they're like, you're crazy.

05:57.58
gav
ah

06:06.77
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:07.36
Bevo
You're just watching this.

06:08.01
Chibbs
This is the future, kids. Yeah. Yeah. um

06:12.64
gav
interspersed with like car crash footage and like bank robbers getting shot by snipers

06:17.58
Chibbs
I wouldn't be surprised if that was in Funny As Home Videos.

06:21.17
Bevo
Yeah.

06:21.25
gav
true a silly noise over it yeah

06:21.14
Chibbs
They would have just had a guy doing zany voices over it.

06:21.83
Bevo
Yeah.

06:24.32
Chibbs
Like, whoa, as the car goes off a cliff.

06:26.75
gav
yeah

06:26.89
Bevo
boy like oh

06:30.32
Chibbs
yeah

06:31.87
gav
but ah

06:32.86
Chibbs
Anyway, Flo Rida's got important things to say. oh no, he doesn't. Will.i.am does.

06:39.64
Chibbs
Yeah. How did Will.i.am not just get this as a Will.i.am song and featuring Flo Rida?

06:43.74
Bevo
ah ah Did you not hear Fergie singing in the chorus just then as well?

06:47.38
Chibbs
There is a chick, but I'll tell you who it is.

06:49.01
gav
On.

06:49.23
Bevo
Yeah, right. Okay, right.

06:49.54
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

06:50.33
Bevo
It's not Fergie.

06:50.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:50.93
Bevo
Okay.

06:51.02
Chibbs
It's not Fergie. No, no.

06:52.37
Bevo
Right.

06:52.88
Chibbs
Yeah, that's not a white voice, Bevo. That's not a white voice.

06:57.73
Bevo
Let's see.

06:58.82
Chibbs
Okay, the chorus, Will.i.am. I love this. I love starting with a chorus. Like, yeah, they're not they're not trying to lead you astray.

07:04.38
gav
Hmm.

07:07.18
Chibbs
It's here it is. Here's the goods. This is as good as this song's going to get right now.

07:11.63
gav
Yep. Coming out with AM.

07:12.49
Bevo
Don't bore us, get to the chorus.

07:13.83
Chibbs
That's it.

07:14.99
Bevo
They say.

07:15.65
Chibbs
That's what they say. It says, oh, hot damn, this is my jam. Keep on partying till the am.

07:25.81
Bevo
am.

07:25.82
Chibbs
Yeah, I know.

07:26.42
gav
a m

07:26.31
Chibbs
I know. But, yeah.

07:28.26
gav
ah

07:28.87
Bevo
To keep me partying as well, specifically.

07:30.22
Chibbs
Oh, keep me partying till the AM. Y'all don't understand. Make me throw my hands in the air. A, air, air, air,

07:43.67
Chibbs
Oh, hot damn. This is my jam. Keep me partying till the AM. Y'all don't understand. Make me throw my hands in the a air, air, air, air. Let's.

07:57.17
Bevo
All right. Well, let's take him literally. He's partying.

07:59.01
Chibbs
what

08:00.65
Bevo
Fucking 11.59. Ticks over to 12. Well, sorry, guys. I'm done.

08:06.94
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

08:08.10
Bevo
like

08:07.94
Chibbs
And, but, and he just,

08:08.69
Bevo
Puts everything in his briefcase. Just hat off the rack. and

08:12.41
gav
He just disappears, yeah, into the evening.

08:13.54
Chibbs
he just, he pulls out the fucking hacksaw from, from Saw 1 and just fucking takes his hands off. Just, no!

08:21.82
gav
I'm glad you were taking that literally because i was going to ask you what you thought he was throwing his hands with if he's no longer got his hands.

08:23.85
Bevo
Throw his head to the end.

08:31.06
Chibbs
imagine I imagine he cuts one off, he throws that with the other hand. He cuts the other one off with using his teeth, like sawing with his teeth, and then has to dog throw it, like with his teeth.

08:35.62
gav
Okay.

08:38.90
gav
Okay.

08:38.94
Bevo
yeah

08:40.58
gav
And then... I was wondering if he just pushed his bloody nubs together with the hand in the middle and then like yeah kind of like like flicks it up in the air.

08:44.99
Chibbs
Oh, you reckon a nub throw?

08:48.52
Chibbs
Yeah, could be, because his teeth would probably be pretty sore from all the sawing.

08:52.54
gav
From the soaring. Yeah.

08:53.70
Chibbs
You reckon he could saw with his feet?

08:54.16
gav
yeah um I think, honestly, probably more successfully than with his teeth.

09:01.41
Bevo
I've been to a few parties like this.

09:01.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:01.73
gav
Although if he had a...

09:03.06
Chibbs
it'd be the force force, downward force with your mouth would be the hard thing.

09:03.47
Bevo
Um,

09:07.24
Chibbs
It depends how sharp the the blade is

09:08.88
gav
Maybe he goes down downward force with the mouth and then he pulls it back with his feet. Maybe he's going a bit of double dutch on it. You know what i mean?

09:14.61
Chibbs
Mouth, foot, mouth to foot, foot and mouth, the old foot and mouth, the old foot and mouth saw.

09:15.92
Bevo
I'm going to, okay.

09:16.02
gav
Mouth foot, mouth foot.

09:18.24
Bevo
I'm just going to interrupt for a second and walk it, walk it far, far back, back to the start.

09:18.58
gav
That's just, you're describing my Pornhub history.

09:23.73
Chibbs
Oh, that was just the thing that really got me.

09:24.26
Bevo
Cause, um,

09:25.53
Chibbs
i was just like, he's throwing like his extremities.

09:29.06
gav
He's removed his hands.

09:29.64
Chibbs
He's removed.

09:30.22
Bevo
yeah.

09:30.26
gav
He's he's he's a double amputee.

09:30.24
Chibbs
he's removed but

09:32.36
Bevo
Well, my, my interpretation is, um,

09:32.56
gav
He's a double amputee by the third line.

09:33.89
Chibbs
Chorus. Bang. Chorus. And I now no longer have arms.

09:38.62
gav
ah

09:39.48
Bevo
Hands, not arms.

09:39.83
Chibbs
Hands. Sorry. Sorry.

09:40.77
Bevo
um

09:40.77
Chibbs
it's gonna

09:41.75
Bevo
See, my interpretation is he's partying, but the no one wants him to be partying.

09:48.10
gav
ah

09:49.06
Bevo
Because they keep me partying until the AM. Y'all don't understand. Make me throw my hands. So it's not like he's partying and getting his hands up in the air. He's just gone, ugh. It's like giving up on him.

09:58.78
gav
oh so it's like he's throwing his hands up i see yeah

10:01.06
Bevo
Yeah, he's giving up.

10:02.48
Chibbs
I do like that he's, um, he's proud of his jam. Like I'm, he's got like, but you know, like he's making, yeah.

10:11.08
Bevo
Cotton Eye Joe's come on or something like that.

10:12.11
Chibbs
Yeah. But it's just like, here's my jar of jam. It's strawberry.

10:16.09
gav
Oh, he's like, he's grown.

10:17.10
Bevo
Oh, yeah, right, right.

10:16.77
Chibbs
I'm yeah.

10:17.98
Bevo
This is my chair.

10:17.90
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

10:18.56
gav
he's He's got a raspberry bush.

10:18.73
Chibbs
Oh, hot damn. This is my jam. Raspberry jam.

10:21.70
Bevo
Strawberry.

10:21.73
gav
Yeah.

10:22.48
Bevo
Yeah.

10:22.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:23.22
gav
cut

10:22.89
Chibbs
It's, it's,

10:23.72
gav
Cuts to Will.i.am with a little preserves fucking stall by the road, by the roadside heading into the rural town.

10:25.49
Chibbs
Coddy's yeah yeah and and just he's so stoked with the jam that it makes him party like until until 1201 yeah also

10:36.48
gav
Yeah.

10:36.72
Bevo
Yeah. he Until midnight on the dot.

10:38.84
gav
he he He put a bit too much sugar in. He's got a real sugar high. That's why he's up until midnight.

10:43.08
Chibbs
yeah

10:43.83
Bevo
And no one understands why he's having a good time.

10:43.87
Chibbs
ah

10:44.69
gav
It's a very sweet jam.

10:45.79
Bevo
So he's just gone off.

10:47.07
Chibbs
I also do like the idea that throwing hands is also like getting into a fight.

10:51.70
Bevo
Hiding. Yeah.

10:52.60
Chibbs
So there is that whole thing of like, yeah, it's, um, I've had so much Yeah.

10:53.32
gav
Yeah, yeah.

10:57.00
Bevo
Yeah. He said, y'all don't understand, but we're trying to, there's many interpretations. Yeah.

11:02.35
gav
and

11:02.05
Chibbs
I'm trying, I'm trying to understand out of all the things I don't understand.

11:03.94
gav
I like... See, if

11:06.47
Chibbs
It's what you, where are you throwing your hands? The A yeah.

11:09.76
Bevo
Which jam, which jam, where's the hands?

11:10.20
gav
you... ah oh

11:12.62
Chibbs
What flavor jam? Where are your hands? What is an A yeah?

11:17.65
gav
ah

11:18.15
Bevo
The only thing specific is the time.

11:18.63
gav
see if

11:22.20
gav
ah

11:22.23
Bevo
Yeah.

11:23.75
gav
If you take out the fact that he says in the AR, I like the interpretation that it's him throwing hands, like having a fight.

11:23.66
Chibbs
It's.

11:29.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:29.88
gav
And just like when people don't understand him, his first reaction is just to beat the shit out of him.

11:33.00
Chibbs
Just, just, it's on.

11:33.59
Bevo
be fine yeah

11:35.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:35.82
gav
It's on. It's on site. Just fucking, what what was that, Will.i.am? Or what, you didn't understand me? Just as he's rolling up his sleeves, got his dukes up, he's really,

11:42.55
Chibbs
Just fucking just ready to Like someone's asked him directions. He's like, yeah, you got to take, go down here. You take a right, take a left straight away.

11:53.89
Chibbs
and then you cut down there that way. But it's at this different angle. And they're like, oh, I've lost you.

11:59.20
Bevo
Oh, dear,

11:59.21
Chibbs
He's like, sorry.

12:03.30
gav
he's Bouncing on his heels like a 1920s boxer with he with his fists forward.

12:04.80
Chibbs
yeah to Put your dukes up.

12:07.94
gav
Yeah, yeah.

12:08.00
Bevo
yeah.

12:09.02
gav
A bit of showboating.

12:09.56
Bevo
Stick them up. Rub their nose while they're boxing.

12:11.83
Chibbs
yeah I'd like to think he's like one of those, like one glove down, like sort of boxes, you know, just real cocky.

12:18.37
Bevo
ah yeah, yeah. Don't give your guard up.

12:20.71
Chibbs
Like, yeah.

12:21.57
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

12:22.03
gav
yeah yeah

12:21.93
Chibbs
Yeah. he Will.

12:23.26
gav
bit of a bit bit of showboing

12:23.15
Chibbs
I am thinks he's so quick. Cause he's all jammed up. He see thinks he's, he thinks he's quick as lightning.

12:30.44
Bevo
Yeah.

12:30.65
gav
There's nothing more entertaining than watching like those clips. i don't know if my algorithms just decided that I like them and now I do, but it's like it'll be a cocky m MMA fighter walks in the ring, exactly that, hands down, like fucking middle of the fight, like taunting a guy, and then just gets absolutely clapped in the face.

12:43.40
Bevo
Yeah. Like, it bopped.

12:45.58
gav
It just gets bumped on the nose.

12:45.33
Chibbs
Fuck.

12:47.62
Chibbs
yeah i want to see I want to see a fist come down on the top of a head, like ah closed fist, just a real bonk, like a hammer bonk on the top of the head.

12:49.29
Bevo
but

12:58.31
gav
don't

12:58.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:59.14
Bevo
Like Sylvester the cat.

12:59.35
gav
hammer fist right on the cranium.

13:00.12
Chibbs
yeah Hammer fist the top of the cranium. It's fucking, and just flattened.

13:07.45
gav
If someone punched me in the face, I'd be pretty alarmed. But also, that's kind of what I'm expecting from a fight. If someone just hammer fisted the top of my skull, I would be shook.

13:12.91
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.

13:17.29
gav
I would not...

13:17.37
Chibbs
ah Like, even yeah, even if you weren't that hurt, it rattle your cage.

13:17.78
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

13:18.63
Bevo
Cracking the egg.

13:22.20
Chibbs
Like, yeah.

13:23.08
gav
of

13:23.06
Bevo
Yeah. um' I'm putting that one in my back pocket for the next flight I'm in.

13:26.53
Chibbs
yeah

13:27.28
gav
yeah

13:27.62
Chibbs
yeah Hammer, stay still.

13:30.05
Bevo
Yeah, the old hammerhead. The old crack the egg.

13:32.83
gav
um ah Stay still.

13:34.39
Chibbs
um verse Verse one.

13:37.65
Bevo
Because if your if your knees were kind of weak, you would fold like laundry.

13:38.69
gav
I'm about to do my signature move.

13:42.58
Bevo
Because you got two options, really. You got punch up into the jaw, which would send them up flying, or you punched down onto the head, which would crumple them like a bag of potatoes.

13:47.88
Chibbs
and Sure. Yeah. And you're using gravity as your friend.

13:53.52
Bevo
Yeah.

13:53.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:54.75
gav
Yeah, true.

13:54.81
Bevo
Yeah.

13:55.15
gav
The uppercut, you're kind of contending. you're you're're You're fighting them and gravity. It makes so much more sense to hammer fist down.

13:58.41
Chibbs
And nature. Yeah, yeah. I can't fight the earth and you at the same time.

14:02.50
gav
Yeah.

14:05.61
gav
ah ah

14:06.11
Chibbs
ah I'll use the earth.

14:06.86
Bevo
Yeah, but don't underestimate the the solidness of a pair of legs.

14:07.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:15.13
Bevo
as you can tell As you can tell, we're really well-versed in fighting.

14:14.85
Chibbs
All right, flat.

14:15.49
gav
Oh, fuck. In bopping.

14:16.43
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all into the fights. Yeah. ah

14:21.43
gav
In bopping.

14:22.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Just saying, someone try it.

14:25.48
Bevo
All my fight history is in Street Fighter 2. two

14:29.02
Chibbs
Deuce.

14:31.38
Bevo
Sorry, there's a long, long bit to go.

14:31.23
Chibbs
the

14:33.15
gav
This is a huge verse.

14:33.35
Chibbs
Yeah, first first one. first one

14:35.50
gav
Don't split it though. Just run through.

14:36.20
Chibbs
No, let's go.

14:36.70
gav
We'll get it.

14:36.90
Chibbs
Let's go.

14:37.63
gav
Yep.

14:37.26
Chibbs
float You can't...

14:38.13
gav
Yep.

14:38.10
Chibbs
I don't think you're allowed to split Flo Riders versus...

14:41.23
gav
Oh, that's true. Actually.

14:41.59
Chibbs
It won't make any sense.

14:42.12
gav
It's against the law. Yeah.

14:42.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:43.26
Bevo
Legally, you're not here.

14:44.84
gav
legally

14:45.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:46.14
Bevo
Hey, this first line, can you read it as if he's protesting against Will.i.am?

14:45.86
Chibbs
Yeah,

14:50.14
Chibbs
he goes...

14:50.93
gav
Oh, yeah. love that.

14:50.90
Chibbs
He goes... He goes, hey! This is my jam!

14:57.46
Bevo
Classic jam fight.

14:57.92
gav
Yeah.

14:58.09
Chibbs
ha The old jam thief.

15:01.14
Bevo
Jam misunderstanding.

15:01.74
Chibbs
Will.i.am's classic jam thief. Yeah.

15:06.36
Bevo
Got jam stalls on either side of the road.

15:07.66
Chibbs
yeah across the road

15:09.60
gav
he's He's got a monopoly on jam. you you You can't be selling jam here, Flo. This isn't your turf.

15:14.34
Chibbs
will.i.am will.i.am's dug some sort of fucking coyote style tunnel under the road and it it pops up next to his stall and he takes a jar and crawls back to his puts it there and then flow rider looks across he's like that's my jam

15:32.24
gav
yeah yeah

15:33.68
Chibbs
They're cartoon characters, these cuts. I'm telling you. All right.

15:36.25
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

15:39.97
gav
Oh, fuck.

15:40.64
Chibbs
Hey, this my jam. Y'all don't understand. I'm a make you understand. What's pumping in my CD player, player? Party all night like ya yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:54.69
Chibbs
Shaldy got her hands in the air air. Make me want to take it there. There i go Here

16:03.68
Bevo
ah

16:03.83
Chibbs
There. That's my song. DJ, bring it back. Come in my zone. I get paid for that. Count them bones. Then let's whop until the early morn.

16:16.97
Chibbs
I need the funk when I'm up in the club. Even my Chevy that pull up on dubs. Give me that drop down the waist like a drug.

16:29.79
Chibbs
Little mama hot. And she might show me love. Oh, hot damn. Celebrate till the AM. I love it so much. It's got me saying. Yeah.

16:41.97
Bevo
right.

16:42.30
gav
God damn it. um

16:44.53
Chibbs
Okay.

16:45.04
gav
Loved the jam chat.

16:44.73
Chibbs
Okay.

16:45.96
gav
I feel like we got in a little early on the jam chat, but that was that was quality.

16:47.90
Chibbs
yeah

16:48.31
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. That's the best part of it.

16:49.75
gav
Quality discussion.

16:50.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:51.95
Bevo
um

16:52.01
Chibbs
Do we need a stinger for Jam Chat?

16:54.72
gav
Jam chat.

16:55.35
Bevo
yeah

16:56.66
gav
Southern, if you're listening, write us a jam chat stinger, please.

16:59.32
Chibbs
I'm not paying any make-gram for it.

17:01.15
Bevo
No.

17:01.36
gav
Not again.

17:01.36
Chibbs
Yeah, no.

17:01.88
gav
not Not off the eight grand you already owe him.

17:03.00
Chibbs
Nah.

17:03.55
Bevo
Just get AI to do it for free.

17:03.46
Chibbs
Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, true. For free!

17:06.93
gav
ah

17:09.28
Chibbs
Okay, CD players have dated it already.

17:11.71
Bevo
Yeah, and he's in the club, so he doesn't need a CD player.

17:12.29
gav
Oh, massively.

17:14.75
Bevo
The DJ has that sort

17:16.08
Chibbs
Well, DJ must have some sort of Discman with, an you know, like a headphone to auxiliary connection.

17:16.71
gav
He mentions the DJ later, yeah.

17:23.66
Bevo
Auxiliary out. Yeah. yeah

17:24.65
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

17:26.12
gav
What do you reckon the last song to use Shao-Ti, spelled S-H-A-W-T-Y, non-ironically was?

17:30.77
Chibbs
It might have been Flo Rida. It might have been another Flo Rida song.

17:32.98
gav
This could, yeah. It wouldn't be this one because that was probably still in the heyday of Shao-Ti.

17:36.61
Bevo
Should've got them map bottom jeans.

17:38.28
Chibbs
Yeah, I was going to say, did

17:39.16
gav
Showery like a melody in my head. Yeah, there's a few.

17:41.42
Chibbs
yeah

17:42.48
gav
There's a few, but I'm...

17:42.23
Chibbs
nelly did Nelly have a shawty in it? I don't know.

17:47.00
gav
I can't remember. I don't think goes was on that app.

17:47.99
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. um

17:50.13
gav
But at some point, someone showeryed their last showery, and it's ah just I'd love to know when that was.

17:50.34
Bevo
um i like that. It's sorry. Yeah.

17:54.31
Chibbs
Someone did it. Yeah.

17:55.66
Bevo
It's like, it's like when they say like every time you pick up your kid, one day will be the last time you ever pick up your kid.

17:59.89
Chibbs
That's right. Yeah.

18:00.95
Bevo
Yeah.

18:00.89
Chibbs
This is the last time anyone will put Sheldie in a song.

18:03.40
gav
Because they're going get hit by car?

18:04.15
Bevo
Yeah.

18:04.72
gav
right, I see.

18:05.72
Bevo
yeah

18:05.55
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

18:06.54
Bevo
Yeah.

18:06.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:07.01
Bevo
yeah um

18:07.06
gav
all right ah say

18:07.65
Chibbs
the yeah it's just it ah

18:08.53
Bevo
I like that. He asked the DJ to bring it back as the DJ has finished the song and he's like,

18:13.18
gav
what what what What are you doing with that?

18:14.64
Chibbs
He's unplugged his disc when he's leaving. Yeah.

18:20.25
gav
Oh, fuck.

18:20.24
Bevo
Yeah.

18:20.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:21.63
gav
um

18:21.35
Chibbs
um

18:22.28
gav
Come in my zone sounds sounds like um he's asking for something quite filthy.

18:21.93
Chibbs
He says that... Yeah.

18:26.97
Chibbs
It does, doesn't it? Where's his zone? Exactly.

18:29.33
gav
Yeah, I'd love to know what his zone is.

18:30.08
Bevo
He's eurogenous zone.

18:31.78
gav
no

18:32.65
Bevo
um

18:33.05
gav
Come in my erogenous zone.

18:32.88
Chibbs
I get paid for that.

18:33.61
Bevo
He's also...

18:34.48
Chibbs
Count them bones. ah

18:37.69
Bevo
Bones are their money.

18:38.76
Chibbs
yeah so

18:41.14
gav
ah

18:40.78
Chibbs
ah Pulls their hair, but not out. The... um the I like to think that Flo Rida, being the cartoon character is, wants to be paid in bones.

18:56.82
gav
but

18:57.50
Chibbs
He just heard this as a saying at some point, like, check out all these bones. He's like, ah yeah, I want to get paid in bones too.

19:04.32
gav
like I could have heaps of them.

19:05.24
Chibbs
They're like, okay. They're handing him like $100 bills. He's like, yeah, no bones, bones.

19:11.81
gav
I could buy so many bones with this.

19:15.58
Chibbs
Yeah. It goes to the fucking, the bin in the kitchen of the club.

19:21.20
gav
but

19:22.07
Bevo
doggy bones.

19:22.49
Chibbs
Yeah. Here you go, Flo Rida. Here's your bones. He's like, good, good.

19:28.61
gav
thanks I'll be back after the dinner rush

19:29.68
Bevo
I also like, um,

19:31.38
Chibbs
Now I'm going to wop.

19:37.56
Chibbs
I don't even know what is.

19:38.94
Bevo
yeah I imagine it's some kind of like fifties, like is.

19:41.25
Chibbs
I thought it was a racial slur for an Italian.

19:42.07
gav
so it's a racial slur for an Italian that's exactly what it is yeah

19:44.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:45.13
Bevo
Yeah.

19:45.71
Chibbs
Okay. Right. So can you do it as an, as an adjective? Like, okay.

19:50.16
gav
I've never heard it as an adjective.

19:52.14
Bevo
It's in It's in the, it's in, ah is it Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys?

19:52.45
gav
It's... Oh, sorry, as a verb. I've only heard it as an adjective, sorry.

19:53.94
Chibbs
It's a verb, right?

19:55.78
gav
never I've never heard whop as a verb.

19:57.40
Chibbs
No, it's, it's not, it's not a doing word.

19:58.48
gav
um

20:06.39
Bevo
I am known to do the what?

20:06.13
Chibbs
What, what?

20:06.84
gav
Intergalactic, kill the children.

20:08.65
Bevo
Also known as the Flintstone Flop.

20:11.12
Chibbs
Right.

20:11.69
Bevo
Beastie Boys, don't you let the beat drop?

20:12.94
Chibbs
Wait. o Drop.

20:15.87
gav
drop Have we talked about that on the pod before with the kill the children thing?

20:18.11
Bevo
Yeah, it's a dance.

20:21.16
Chibbs
No.

20:22.02
Bevo
ah What?

20:23.45
gav
So when you listen to Intergalactic, you know, it's it's one of those ones where it's like, if you if you're thinking it, you actually hear it.

20:29.83
Chibbs
Oh, okay.

20:30.52
gav
It goes, intergalactic, kill the children, kill the children, intergalactic.

20:30.93
Bevo
Okay.

20:35.51
Chibbs
Oh.

20:35.98
gav
When you finish listening this episode, ah jump straight on, put on intergalactic, and I guarantee you'll fucking hear intergalactic, kill the children, kill the children, intergalactic.

20:36.61
Bevo
Well,

20:42.32
Chibbs
I think they just say intergalactic.

20:47.70
gav
It's great.

20:48.41
Chibbs
Gavin, he's that.

20:50.25
Bevo
well all right.

20:50.57
gav
I hear that with every song I listen to.

20:52.56
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

20:53.09
gav
it's just

20:53.32
Chibbs
Yeah. This song's trying to get me to kill the children as well.

20:55.05
gav
I'm walking on sunshine, kill the children.

20:59.72
Chibbs
Imagine or there kill the killer children.

21:04.78
gav
ha Killing all the world.

21:06.50
Bevo
All the little kids with the pumped up kids kill the children, kill the children faster than my bullet.

21:11.56
gav
ah Now that song is about killing the children for the record.

21:15.05
Bevo
and

21:15.66
gav
so

21:16.05
Bevo
That's the joke.

21:16.85
Chibbs
That's the joke.

21:17.63
gav
ah Okay, good.

21:19.80
Chibbs
um

21:20.74
Bevo
We've got more flow to go

21:20.78
gav
Oh, fuck.

21:21.94
Chibbs
Yeah, we got to be doing more flow.

21:23.48
Bevo
Unless you've got anything else to say. ah just like he's respectful about little mama because he's he's she's hot.

21:25.61
gav
um

21:29.08
Bevo
She might show me love. So he's not like, it's up to her, which is great.

21:31.29
gav
Yeah.

21:31.94
Chibbs
It's not a sure thing. ah Yeah, that's right.

21:35.62
gav
Yeah. No, that's that's respect.

21:35.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:36.98
gav
I appreciate that.

21:37.61
Chibbs
Yeah. I bet Flo Rida weren't at no freak-offs.

21:42.28
gav
ah Yeah, I doubt it.

21:43.73
Bevo
Is that foreshadowing for later in the... ah

21:46.20
Chibbs
Oh, don't know.

21:49.33
gav
ah Does Bev know something we don't?

21:49.54
Chibbs
Oh dear.

21:51.67
Bevo
No, I'm...

21:52.94
Chibbs
It was that's, there's a big bombshell moment in the Diddy case where he's like, it was Flo-Rod.

21:53.58
gav
Bev got those tapes.

22:01.45
gav
Cuts to Flo standing at the back of the fucking courtroom.

22:01.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:04.25
Chibbs
He said, it's like fucking that the finger across the throat.

22:04.77
gav
o

22:07.47
gav
he

22:08.29
Chibbs
slips over.

22:08.90
gav
He goes to goes to run and all the bottles of baby oil fall out of his overcoat.

22:13.18
Chibbs
ah he slips over

22:18.12
gav
And I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for that damn

22:21.30
Chibbs
pull off a Diddy mask and Flowrider's under it.

22:28.48
Bevo
very cartoony today loving it yeah

22:29.52
Chibbs
is good. Well, I think Flowrider's a cartoon.

22:33.66
gav
Yeah.

22:34.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:35.11
gav
yeah

22:35.33
Chibbs
Verse 2. It's obviously chorus.

22:38.90
gav
yeah Exactly the same chorus. Yep.

22:39.83
Chibbs
Verse 2. Hey, I just might start the wave. Like I'm...

22:45.28
Bevo
take

22:45.67
Chibbs
He's

22:49.51
Bevo
Mexican wave.

22:49.49
Chibbs
the most non...

22:50.19
Bevo
just I just like the idea that no one else does it.

22:50.69
Chibbs
He's just the most...

22:51.26
gav
That's exactly what he's talking about.

22:52.09
Chibbs
Yeah, and he's also just the most non-fucking-committal person ever.

22:52.78
gav
That's the problem.

22:55.89
Chibbs
It's just like, I might do this and I might do that. It's

22:59.90
Bevo
So one person doing a Mexican wave is just them just going whoop.

23:03.22
Chibbs
just them having a fit. Yeah.

23:06.59
gav
so saying that Save it.

23:06.30
Chibbs
Hey, I might just start the wave like I'm at the ball game.

23:07.40
gav
Save it.

23:11.51
Chibbs
do my thing. Hands up. I got money in the bank.

23:18.66
Chibbs
It doesn't say much.

23:21.97
gav
ah

23:24.95
Chibbs
Hands up. I got, um I got money.

23:28.56
gav
we will We will find out how much.

23:29.57
Chibbs
We will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. hit Hands up. I got money in the bank. Going by the punctuation. I'm so fly. 747 plane.

23:41.12
Chibbs
Rocket, don't stop it. How I got my name. Baby, keep popping. You might get the fame. Walk the red carpet. Won't see you the same. I get to stunting.

23:52.96
Chibbs
No, minimum wage.

23:55.98
Bevo
That's how much I need.

23:57.55
Chibbs
Slide with me. Ride with me. Flowrider represent. Got a vibe with me. Make me throw it. Make me throw it up, bartender in the club.

24:10.66
Chibbs
Go ahead and poe it up. Gotta wonder how it does. Get buck and showing up, they. Stare, stare.

24:21.86
Chibbs
I'm hood, so it's um it's really unfair, fair. Look good, shouty, gon' get bare, bare. We check, run my city like the mare, mare.

24:37.83
Bevo
ah There's a lot of these songs, especially this era where it's like the repetition of the last line in the verse is very lazy songwriting, but you can also interpret it the same way.

24:44.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It is Lazy Summer Island.

24:48.50
Bevo
It's like, do you like her? or Do you like, like her? It's like, I'm the city, like the mayor mayor.

24:51.03
Chibbs
Yeah, it is. I do like the idea of that he runs his city like a authorised elected official. LAUGHTER

25:03.15
Bevo
checks and balances, yeah

25:03.68
gav
I listened to everyone's complaints.

25:03.69
Chibbs
just a lot of bureaucracy yeah so we are not in surplus

25:06.80
gav
Yeah. Yeah. ah budgets I got a lot of money in the bank, but the budget's really tight at the moment.

25:09.28
Bevo
campaigns. and strips here

25:12.40
gav
um we are We're not going to be able to mow the council fucking lawns, okay?

25:17.99
Chibbs
yeah yeah there's too much rain i mean the grounds are going to have to be closed for insurance purposes sorry yeah i'm the mayor of this town and this is how i have to run things

25:18.50
gav
I'm sorry. Got wonder how I

25:24.42
gav
does.

25:28.28
Bevo
Just waiting for DA approval on this club.

25:32.18
gav
got to wonder how i does

25:34.33
Bevo
licensing problems um it the funny

25:35.82
Chibbs
um

25:36.73
gav
And no minimum wage.

25:40.33
Chibbs
I like the, anytime we get a bank robbery thing in here with the hands up, but then he throws in the money in the bank.

25:41.00
gav
You deserve...

25:45.56
Bevo
yeah wait till you get to the bridge it's a literal stick up

25:47.56
Chibbs
So it's like, oh, is he really robbing someone at that point? Is he? Oh, fuck me.

25:55.27
gav
so

25:55.32
Chibbs
Okay.

25:56.40
gav
ah

25:56.39
Chibbs
I didn't understand pretty much anything else that happened in this other than he threw up at some point.

26:02.57
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make me throw it up, bartender in the club. um And then, ill

26:07.03
gav
Go ahead and pour it up. I think that's pour it up, right? Like he's saying...

26:09.64
Chibbs
I imagine so.

26:10.49
Bevo
oh yeah, I imagine that. But the last couple of lines, get buck and showing up and look good, shorty, going to get bare, means that the women are getting naked in the club, like in Hot in Here by Nelly, which is not appropriate.

26:19.01
Chibbs
Oh, that's hot in here. They get naked in the club. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, you're going to kicked out.

26:26.38
Bevo
A bit gross.

26:26.97
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Where are you gonna sit?

26:28.58
Bevo
Yeah.

26:28.92
gav
Yeah. yeah I was just about to say, imagine just having your bare sweaty ass sitting down on the leather seats at the club.

26:33.28
Chibbs
On the leather seats in a club. Fuck.

26:35.62
gav
Oh, gross.

26:36.63
Chibbs
It's disgusting.

26:37.33
gav
Peeling yourself off the, and not leather, like faux leather, peeling yourself off a vinyl seat in a hot sticky club.

26:39.95
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not real. Yeah.

26:43.12
Bevo
Yeah.

26:43.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:44.16
gav
Nah, mate.

26:44.31
Chibbs
That's horrible. Yeah, it's the the getting naked in a club thing is definitely romanticized in song.

26:45.76
gav
Not here for any of that.

26:46.88
Bevo
Yeah.

26:50.37
Bevo
Yeah.

26:50.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:51.31
Bevo
and Calling it bear is very unsexy too. like that lady there.

26:55.37
Chibbs
Bear, bear.

26:56.17
gav
It's bear bear, like a bear bum. It sounds like ah like a five-year-old saying it.

26:58.11
Bevo
Yeah.

27:00.70
Bevo
Buck is funny me too.

27:00.43
Chibbs
Yeah, it does.

27:01.70
Bevo
It's like, she's Buck.

27:03.60
Chibbs
What does that mean?

27:05.07
Bevo
Buck naked.

27:05.39
gav
naked.

27:06.24
Chibbs
Oh, buck naked. Okay. and So you've got buck naked and bear bear.

27:10.90
Bevo
Yeah.

27:11.95
Chibbs
Stare, stare. Stare bears.

27:13.39
gav
and

27:13.85
Chibbs
pick

27:14.50
gav
Stare stare by the mare mare.

27:15.75
Bevo
She took her clothes off. Oh, she was bad. No, she was bare, bare. stared.

27:18.56
Chibbs
Yeah. And then I stare stared.

27:22.22
gav
Did you stare? I stare stare.

27:23.36
Bevo
I stared.

27:24.64
Chibbs
Yeah. i Imagine going to the bar and it's been like, all right, Mr. Bartender, make me throw up.

27:31.15
gav
yeah

27:33.50
Chibbs
what What will you have? Whatever is going to make me vomit.

27:37.75
gav
ah

27:37.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:38.38
gav
um

27:38.59
Bevo
That'd be the little tip jar that's full of red liquid.

27:40.73
gav
irish Irish car bombs?

27:40.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:41.84
Bevo
I

27:42.17
gav
who Who had that Irish car bomb story?

27:45.07
Chibbs
The IRA.

27:47.15
gav
Oh, fuck.

27:47.54
Bevo
don't know what you're talking about.

27:48.47
Chibbs
The troubles. don't know.

27:49.82
gav
Shout out to our Irish listeners. No, there's ah there's ah there's a drink that's like the Irish car bomb and it's like, yeah, and don't think you're supposed to call it that if you order it in Dublin, but it's like a shot of...

27:57.70
Chibbs
Okay.

27:58.40
gav
um Oh, like, what's what's that Irish cream liqueur or whatever the fuck it is? And you drop that in a pint of Baileys.

28:05.43
Bevo
Bailey's?

28:07.50
gav
You drop a shot of Baileys into a pint of Guinness and you neck it.

28:10.44
Chibbs
Oh, that's already fucked.

28:10.81
Bevo
Oh,

28:12.74
gav
And it's like you have to neck it in, like, immediately down in one sort of thing or it curdles and becomes fucking gross.

28:18.36
Bevo
oh

28:18.57
Chibbs
Oh, you're not meant to neck Guinness.

28:19.15
Bevo
yeah

28:22.25
gav
No, no, no. You're not meant to fucking neck Bailey's either. But um yeah, you mix them together and then you neck it. And I feel like that is what would make me throw up in a club.

28:30.35
Chibbs
This makes me want to throw up now.

28:32.87
gav
Do it. Live on air.

28:38.43
gav
All right.

28:38.05
Chibbs
ah ah Breakdown.

28:39.29
gav
Let's get to this sticker.

28:40.34
Chibbs
Breakdown, break in, breaking something. I don't know, but it's a breakdown. It says,

28:45.53
gav
Okay.

28:46.03
Chibbs
i

28:48.13
gav
Oh, wait, but wait, wait, wait.

28:47.86
Chibbs
Now...

28:48.93
gav
The chorus is...

28:48.91
Chibbs
What? What?

28:51.72
gav
The chorus is slightly different.

28:53.61
Chibbs
Why?

28:54.02
Bevo
no Not enough.

28:55.68
gav
Okay, fair enough.

28:55.30
Chibbs
Nah, fuck that shit. Nah.

28:57.05
gav
He says Aya about 16 more times

28:58.32
Chibbs
hey Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just you can um close your eyes and imagine he's saying Ayer a lot.

29:00.37
Bevo
To repeat things. This

29:04.34
Chibbs
You got it.

29:05.30
Bevo
the best bit of the song we're we're about to get to.

29:06.32
Chibbs
Breakdown. says, aight, now stop. oh put your hands in the air. It's a stick up, stick up, stick up, a stick up.

29:17.32
Chibbs
Touch the ceiling, baby. Throw my hands in the, throw my hands in the, put your hands up. Throw my hands in the, put your hands up.

29:26.21
Bevo
needs more aggressive.

29:26.50
Chibbs
Throw my hands in the, put your hands up. Put your hands up to sky, the sky.

29:29.71
Bevo
Put your hands up!

29:31.03
gav
ah

29:34.73
Chibbs
Wave him. Wave him around. Around. Side to side.

29:38.90
gav
go

29:38.63
Chibbs
Side to side.

29:39.08
Bevo
Put that gun on the floor!

29:40.03
gav
describe so i decide round and round i'm just picturing like the de teller at the bank with tears rolling down her face like what and he's fucking flow right in there with the shotgun just like

29:40.48
Bevo
Put that gun on the floor!

29:51.59
Chibbs
Like the wacky inflatable man. yeah

29:56.60
gav
Side to side. Wave him in a circle. Wave him in a fucking circle. Ha

30:01.75
Chibbs
They've pissed themselves.

30:03.84
gav
ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.

30:06.59
Chibbs
Yeah, that is funny.

30:08.11
Bevo
you reckon that it's just like the party's going on and then suddenly the atmosphere just changes completely?

30:13.31
Chibbs
It's just like we're at a club and now the dude that was just rapping in the middle of the dance floor has got a shotgun in the bartender's face.

30:14.77
gav
bring

30:21.23
gav
ah

30:22.42
Chibbs
What is happening?

30:24.51
Bevo
It's just thrown up as well.

30:25.79
Chibbs
He just drew up. Now he's got a sawn off that he had down his jeans. He's asking where the safe is. Yeah.

30:39.84
Bevo
um Miles wants to say hi. i

30:40.98
Chibbs
Oh. Hey, Miles.

30:42.97
gav
Hi, Miles.

30:43.87
Bevo
Hi. We're talking about Flo Rida.

30:45.72
Chibbs
You like Flowrider, Miles?

30:46.25
Bevo
Do you know who that is? No. In the air. I'll save it for the minuteic mimic minute.

30:50.70
gav
ge

30:51.80
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, sorry.

30:52.38
gav
so them

30:52.60
Chibbs
Sorry, should I? Yeah, here you

30:55.32
gav
Are you a fan of armed robbery, Miles?

30:58.81
Bevo
He can't hear you.

31:00.10
gav
ah

31:00.73
Bevo
In the air, air, air. Yeah, okay.

31:05.37
Chibbs
Yeah, good call.

31:06.16
Bevo
All right.

31:06.65
Chibbs
Good call.

31:07.15
gav
Yeah, I wouldn't ah wouldn't mimic that either.

31:08.99
Chibbs
Nah.

31:09.38
Bevo
yeah

31:10.06
Chibbs
The bridge...

31:10.72
gav
um that That was probably the best part of the song so far, though.

31:11.36
Bevo
That was Mimic Minute.

31:13.77
Chibbs
Yeah, that was when you heard it.

31:15.70
Bevo
There's more.

31:15.78
gav
um Oh, is there?

31:16.57
Bevo
There's more.

31:16.76
Chibbs
Yeah, the bridge. Yeah, the bridge goes, get the party started, gone touch the roof, touch the proof.

31:18.28
gav
All right.

31:24.48
Chibbs
And we got them bottles popping up in my booth.

31:24.94
gav
Hmm.

31:27.95
Chibbs
So throw your hands in the air, touch the ceiling, baby. Feel it, feel it, baby. Throw your hands up.

31:36.35
Bevo
Yeah, I'm imagining a really short ceiling in the club.

31:38.38
Chibbs
yeah

31:39.11
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

31:40.07
Bevo
I'm ducking. Sometimes you have to like, yeah, your neck is just a little bit crooked just to fit in.

31:42.52
gav
Yeah, they're in like a basement.

31:43.10
Chibbs
okay

31:44.03
gav
they're in They're in the basement for sure.

31:46.98
Chibbs
and little

31:48.56
gav
Ha ha ha ha

31:50.48
Chibbs
Yeah. um I mean, or or it's just high enough that they think it's an impressive thing to do is to run and jump and touch the roof.

31:59.66
gav
ha.

31:59.79
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah.

32:00.09
gav
ah

32:00.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:01.00
Bevo
yeah There's nothing else to do. That's the fun and the fun part.

32:03.13
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

32:04.53
Bevo
um But, yeah, like they've robbed the place and now they're ready to party.

32:08.31
Chibbs
Yeah, like, woo, touch the roof.

32:09.96
Bevo
Everyone else is a bit flustered.

32:11.54
Chibbs
and Everyone line up. We're going to jump and try and touch the roof. Yeah.

32:15.07
Bevo
Rattle.

32:15.11
gav
well

32:15.45
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

32:16.02
gav
ah was in um I was in Woolies the other day and um I was walking down the aisle. You know how they have like what's in the aisle hanging out in little signs above the aisle?

32:23.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:24.23
Bevo
Yeah.

32:24.27
gav
It'll be like bread and you get further down. It's like fucking so whatever that

32:25.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:26.74
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

32:27.52
gav
I was walking along and they were quite high up and I like went on tiptoes and went to like tap the sign just like reflexively just decided that was a good thing to do because I'm a child.

32:33.61
Chibbs
Because you're a little child.

32:34.56
Bevo
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

32:36.09
gav
I reached up and went to slap it.

32:35.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:38.02
gav
um And then because I'm an actual child, I fucking didn't get it high enough and I swung under it and I missed.

32:43.24
Chibbs
Oh, that's embarrassing. Did anyone see it?

32:45.34
gav
So slightly further up the aisle was a Woolworths employee emptying one of the cages of stock.

32:50.11
Chibbs
Oh, they have

32:51.65
gav
And he and he saw me.

32:53.48
Chibbs
Oh, no.

32:53.98
gav
And I was like, he's judging me.

32:54.89
Chibbs
You can never go there again.

32:57.13
gav
So i I kept strolling. And as I got up to the next one, which was much closer to the guy, full eye contact as I went real hard and high at it and just whacked the sign.

33:06.69
Chibbs
Pulled and and blue blew out his ACL.

33:07.25
gav
Just like smacked... e yeah but pulled a muzzle, had to limp out of the aisle, like, ah pretending I wasn't in, like I wasn't in place.

33:13.33
Chibbs
Yeah. Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance.

33:19.12
gav
But yeah, just, I felt like I had to redeem it. I was like, he saw me miss. He has to know I hit this next one. I reckon it was like, yeah.

33:24.59
Chibbs
Yeah. um He's probably telling people about it right now.

33:27.92
gav
Well, I assume he just went home to his misses and was just like, I saw a guy, I saw a boy become a man tonight, honey.

33:28.00
Bevo
Yeah, on his podcast.

33:29.18
Chibbs
On his podcast. Yeah. Sign bashes. ah There's a chorus at the end.

33:40.43
Chibbs
the same shit. He's still banging on about how good his jam is, but there is an outro and it goes, throw them hands

33:50.44
Chibbs
throw damn hands up

33:52.90
Bevo
It's funny that we've we've been doing this podcast for five years and this is and we always joke about throwing your hands in the air as like a robbery and we've finally had a

33:58.40
Chibbs
yeah it's a robbery and then there was one we had an actual crime there was a crime committed during this fucking pop song

34:10.08
gav
ah

34:12.32
gav
um yeah i feel like this is the like pg version of like give me the loot by biggie smalls or something which is just ah about killing and robbing people

34:12.10
Chibbs
um ah yeah and Which I've got a feeling that Flo Rida puts himself like up there with them.

34:25.60
Chibbs
Like,

34:26.19
gav
oh i wouldn't doubt it yeah he he

34:27.85
Bevo
you You think he's a bit like Hood, like Krim.

34:29.96
Chibbs
I think he thinks he is, but he doesn't realize that he just, he he he talks, he talks over bad techno.

34:33.37
Bevo
He's a pop sensation.

34:38.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:39.24
Bevo
Yeah.

34:39.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:40.99
Bevo
Collaborates with Will.i.am.

34:43.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:43.94
gav
At no point in this song was there like an actual like decent rapping. Actually, was there any decent rapping? I don't think. I

34:53.55
Chibbs
Do you reckon these guys had access to some sort of early like chat GPT that was just banging lyrics out for them and they were just ahead of the game with like, I imagine you could have got this song with like a five word prompt.

35:08.08
gav
i think um i think they did have an early version Chatby GPT called Will.i.am.

35:12.60
Chibbs
yeah Well, he's, he's all about AI.

35:16.97
Bevo
Yeah, it's in his name.

35:16.66
Chibbs
Like he's the big AI dude.

35:17.23
gav
It doesn't surprise me.

35:18.42
Bevo
It's in his name, but back in front.

35:19.72
Chibbs
yeah It's true. It's in his name.

35:21.09
gav
Will AIM.

35:21.89
Chibbs
Yeah. A-I-M. Okay. It released May, 2008.

35:24.36
Bevo
Will I. A.

35:25.44
Chibbs
That's 2,442 days

35:27.48
gav
ah

35:29.44
Chibbs
towers

35:29.96
gav
Oh, God.

35:30.76
Chibbs
Yeah. After. No, before.

35:38.67
gav
two thousand and 2008.

35:39.92
Chibbs
yeah

35:41.08
gav
Before the towers fell.

35:41.69
Chibbs
after

35:43.27
gav
Thank you.

35:43.14
Chibbs
no but or after but that i don't think that's right

35:49.08
gav
What?

35:49.57
Chibbs
right you reckon that's the right amount of days don't know if that's right no well yeah i did for that i i normally just put the date the day and say how many days

35:52.10
Bevo
Are you GPTing it? Yeah. been wrong before.

35:57.54
gav
Apparently, I've read this. Apparently, they're really bad at calendars.

36:00.97
Chibbs
ah

36:01.60
Bevo
Yeah. Cause they, I think the data only goes up to a certain year or something.

36:01.92
Chibbs
i normally get it right i normally just say how many days like after the towers fell was this

36:05.17
gav
um So what do we say?

36:11.86
Bevo
it's one

36:13.00
gav
No, yeah, two it should be about two and a half thousand days in that ballpark.

36:15.28
Chibbs
Oh, okay. All right. We're close. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah.

36:17.55
gav
Yeah.

36:17.68
Chibbs
After. Yeah.

36:19.62
gav
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. After, yep, yep.

36:20.47
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. It's...

36:22.35
gav
You said before, and I was like, Jesus Christ.

36:23.16
Chibbs
Yeah, I was like, wait, hold on. When was... but ah for some All of a sudden, September 11 happened in 2011?

36:26.59
gav
Everything I know is a lie.

36:29.42
Chibbs
Mandela Effect. Yeah.

36:31.67
Bevo
one of those uh mandela effects

36:33.36
Chibbs
and mandela rafe

36:34.22
gav
so September 2011.

36:35.65
Chibbs
yeah I like all the memes that's like rushing back to September 10th to tell people that like, yeah, or just like about about COVID or something.

36:43.97
gav
The big flood is coming, and and to and to go to the top of the world

36:49.36
Chibbs
Like running back to September 10th, 2001 to tell people about COVID.

36:55.01
gav
Oh my God.

36:54.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:55.17
Bevo
Oh, man.

36:56.37
gav
I feel like the fact that 9-11 humor became so popular in the last, like it's, it's literally been a year or two, right?

36:56.22
Chibbs
um

36:59.56
Chibbs
It just took off the last...

37:02.74
gav
Like,

37:02.40
Chibbs
I don't even think a year or two. I reckon like under a year. I reckon 10 months that it's gone, gone hard.

37:08.22
gav
yeah.

37:08.33
Bevo
Yeah, it's all the and it's all the kids that weren't around.

37:11.02
Chibbs
They weren't born.

37:11.94
gav
And then us.

37:12.38
Bevo
Yeah.

37:12.90
gav
Yeah.

37:13.35
Bevo
Yeah.

37:14.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:16.11
Bevo
the

37:16.42
Chibbs
We just like a good joke.

37:18.84
Bevo
yeah

37:19.97
Chibbs
Um,

37:20.61
Bevo
Well, let's keep talking about 9-11 then because we're here.

37:23.77
Chibbs
we are here.

37:24.77
gav
Go on, man.

37:24.77
Bevo
Where were you?

37:24.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:25.81
Bevo
Where were you on that that fateful day?

37:28.87
Chibbs
Uh, well I was getting ready for school. Yeah.

37:32.92
Bevo
as As was I?

37:33.57
Chibbs
High school?

37:34.08
Bevo
No, I was still asleep actually. My mom came in. She's like, they've attacked the World Trade Centers. And I was like, I don't know what that is.

37:39.41
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Well, I'd been there. i've been to the world I'd been to the World Trade Center when they were really there.

37:43.56
gav
While I was standing.

37:43.87
Bevo
okay.

37:44.31
gav
Wow.

37:44.61
Bevo
Yeah, right.

37:45.54
Chibbs
Yeah, I'd been there before.

37:46.21
Bevo
Yeah, Okay.

37:47.31
Chibbs
So I knew what it was. And then, i yeah, I um ah must have been in, don't year eight something. nine or something i don't know but like um yeah i i had a tv in my room i just turned it on to like the today show or something when i woke up and there's and and i the the first hour was on five but the second one hadn't fallen yet yeah and then we saw we saw that one in real time yeah

37:57.54
Bevo
Yeah.

38:11.14
Bevo
yeah That's when it got fucking real. Yeah. Crazy. I just remember the news just being, it was one of the first times that it was just like the one thing on the news for 48 hours straight.

38:21.71
gav
That's what I remember. I don't remember the time. i don't have any specific memory of like, oh, I turned on the fucking whatever. It was just like, I just remember but it being on TV fucking constantly for like a week.

38:31.67
Bevo
yeah

38:32.12
Chibbs
Yeah, it was wild.

38:32.90
gav
And just every every station had it for fucking like, it was just everywhere. I just, yeah, I don't i don't have any specific memory where i was like, oh, I was here.

38:38.42
Bevo
yeah Yeah, I was too young to appreciate.

38:42.31
Chibbs
Yeah. Channel 9 are like, get Richard Wilkins, get Richard Wilkins over there instantly.

38:44.09
gav
To appreciate

38:47.99
Chibbs
Right now.

38:49.50
gav
Ned Richard Wilkins over there on the 10th of September, please.

38:50.16
Chibbs
yeah

38:52.09
gav
fuck can we

38:53.92
Bevo
To warn people about COVID.

38:54.91
gav
Can we get a do-over? Can we put him at the top?

38:56.90
Chibbs
and like were Someone from the Backstreet Boys was on that plane. Oh, no, no. It was just his backup dancer or something. um It's written by Flo Rida, a.k.a. Tremar Dillard, Will.i.am, a.k.a. William Adams, and Mike Caron.

39:17.69
gav
Mike Caron.

39:19.26
Bevo
Yep. Yep.

39:20.05
gav
Intriguing.

39:20.45
Chibbs
Sure.

39:21.20
Bevo
Yep.

39:21.26
Chibbs
um

39:22.57
Bevo
Couldn't come with a fake name, Mike.

39:22.29
Chibbs
Flo Rida, he holds a Guinness World Record for the most downloaded single, which we've done, I think.

39:29.98
Bevo
Wow.

39:31.14
Chibbs
We did low, didn't we?

39:33.92
Bevo
ah Yeah.

39:34.10
gav
So most downloaded single as in like most pirated or most...

39:38.17
Bevo
ah iTunes. No, iTunes, I reckon.

39:39.06
Chibbs
guess ah iTunes downloaded single.

39:40.98
gav
Yeah, okay.

39:41.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:41.76
Bevo
Couldn't quantify the pirated stuff.

39:42.11
gav
Yeah.

39:43.60
Chibbs
Yeah. I thought you'd like this one, Bevo.

39:44.75
gav
Yeah.

39:46.03
Chibbs
Will.i.am once tried to perform a DJ set using a Levi jacket that doubled as a MIDI controller.

39:46.62
Bevo
Yeah.

39:54.71
gav
Oh, fuck off. It failed dismally.

39:55.78
Chibbs
And I want to see footage of this.

39:58.83
gav
Oh, fuck.

39:59.10
Bevo
DJ set. She's got a big play button on his jacket.

40:01.21
Chibbs
like I like, and it also says he tried to do it, which means it wasn't really successful.

40:05.86
Bevo
Yeah. Didn't work.

40:07.56
gav
it failed dismally

40:08.14
Chibbs
So it's like going, boom, boom, boom. And he's like, yeah

40:13.36
Chibbs
pressing shit on his jacket.

40:14.85
gav
a oh fuck

40:17.26
Chibbs
He's a cartoon character.

40:18.04
gav
um

40:18.44
Chibbs
I don't know.

40:19.16
Bevo
shinney just puts his hand up in the air and the music slows down or something like that.

40:19.18
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

40:23.62
Bevo
Oh, man.

40:23.32
Chibbs
um

40:24.21
gav
i um I think i might have I might have even told this story in the pod, so apologies if I have, but I saw Grinderman, Nick Cave's band, ah one of Nick Cave's obviously projects, but um he was like absolutely fucking phenomenal, but he was marching across the stage at one point being a fucking lunatic and his jacket got caught.

40:23.97
Chibbs
might

40:30.14
Chibbs
ah yeah yeah with a mini controlled jacket

40:40.92
gav
Well, his jacket got caught on the guitarist's headstock and he was just like...

40:44.27
Bevo
yeah You have told this story before, yeah.

40:45.85
gav
Yeah, and and and he fucking didn't even look back. He just ripped it off and it was hanging off the guitarist's headstock for like the next fucking 15 minutes.

40:52.26
Chibbs
it's a man of action

40:53.37
Bevo
Show must go on.

40:54.78
gav
He just had no idea what was happening behind him. He just kept marching. Gotta respect it.

40:57.79
Chibbs
Mike Caron started his music career as a teen by cold calling record labels and pretending to be his own manager. That's what he did.

41:06.06
Bevo
and it is how you do it.

41:06.36
gav
Yeah, I don't mind that.

41:06.34
Chibbs
That's how you do it. Yeah.

41:07.90
gav
That's good.

41:07.92
Chibbs
Oldest trick in the book. um Apparently, so it, it sampled, like they went for a full theme of sampling crunk music and,

41:18.60
Chibbs
but had kind of missed the boat. Like, apparently by 2008, it had completely fucking faded off.

41:24.45
gav
Died. Sure.

41:24.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Like, short-lived, crunk phase, I guess.

41:28.41
Bevo
and okay

41:29.15
Chibbs
um And...

41:33.00
Bevo
Okay.

41:32.77
Chibbs
Crit...

41:33.59
Bevo
Is Crunk like cranky drunk?

41:34.95
Chibbs
I don't know what it is. I guess it's this. Whatever this is, it's meant to be crunk.

41:39.11
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

41:40.69
Chibbs
um

41:41.59
gav
let's um Let's hit some urban...

41:41.20
Chibbs
hit

41:41.63
Bevo
Crazy drunk?

41:42.96
Chibbs
When this came out, he was just acute he was accused by critics of it being indistinguishable from his previous hits.

41:49.63
gav
ah Sorry. Crazy and drunk, apparently, just for the record.

41:52.17
Bevo
yeah

41:52.08
Chibbs
Right. Okay. There you

41:53.21
Bevo
I like cranky and drunk.

41:56.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:57.79
Bevo
a Dad's getting crunk again.

41:59.56
Chibbs
um you might you might have heard this song in one of um in one of gavin's favorite movies um you should probably know it from uh step up to the streets yeah yeah

42:03.81
gav
He's going to crubuse me.

42:13.00
gav
ah the streets.

42:13.10
Bevo
streets.

42:14.40
gav
There we go. Step up to electric boogaloo.

42:18.64
Chibbs
um

42:19.86
Bevo
Step up to the streets.

42:20.92
Chibbs
Yeah, I mean, it was it's produced by Will.i.am, who um ah like, apparently he he started making it as a Black Eyed Pea track. This is always the thing. It's like, oh, Black Pea's ass, pretty shit.

42:34.67
Chibbs
Give it to someone else.

42:36.05
Bevo
This is not good enough for the black eyed peas.

42:37.26
Chibbs
No, not good enough.

42:38.12
gav
yeah

42:38.30
Chibbs
No. um And apparently Will.i.am produced tracks that, for NASA missions that were broadcast from Mars.

42:52.78
Chibbs
Like they they they broadcast them from one of the rovers on Mars.

42:53.29
Bevo
Okay.

42:53.71
gav
Actually?

42:56.49
Chibbs
So Mars experienced Will.i.am music.

42:59.63
Bevo
Oh, those poor Martians.

43:00.50
gav
fucking

43:01.82
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

43:03.75
Bevo
Lucky there's no life on point.

43:04.26
gav
hell. There used to be life on Mars, then they all fucking killed themselves.

43:07.71
Chibbs
I just, I don't know. think he might just be the, he might be like the laziest producer that there is. ah It really does seem like he kept stuff that he's like, oh fuck, this is pretty good. i'm going to keep this with Black Eyed Peas.

43:22.03
Chibbs
And everything else seems like you're fucked around on Fruity Loops for about 15 minutes and then went, yep, there you

43:27.05
gav
and sold it to someone for a lot of money yeah yeah

43:29.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:30.19
Bevo
He also knows that annoying cells, like hit he must put on that annoying voice all the time.

43:32.46
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

43:37.71
Chibbs
I think he's annoying.

43:41.15
Chibbs
think he might be annoying.

43:42.00
gav
and that's just him that's just who he is fuck they were massive for a good while too like not a yeah

43:43.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:44.93
Bevo
That about sums it up.

43:44.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Wild that they were the biggest fucking, they were the biggest group in the world there for a little while. Huge. Yeah. They had a good like two, three album run.

43:54.82
Bevo
Yeah.

43:54.54
Chibbs
Yeah. It's wild. um Is there a video, Gav? Ooh.

43:59.46
gav
There is a video.

44:07.77
gav
Gavin B.

44:08.17
Chibbs
Oh,

44:14.95
gav
Gavin.

44:15.15
Chibbs
no.

44:16.32
gav
Gavin.

44:18.16
Bevo
laugh was very funny

44:22.46
gav
Oh, God.

44:22.33
Chibbs
yep

44:23.02
gav
Okay. Video summary. Thousands of bank customers will be devastated to find that instead of containing their hard-earned savings, the bank vault actually contains a poorly attended nightclub.

44:32.30
Chibbs
oh and

44:33.12
gav
With their savings gone, many may never financially recover and will be forced to work until their aging bodies give out.

44:33.64
Bevo
oh no that's it's to be expected anyway with the way things are

44:38.48
gav
LAUGHTER

44:38.31
Chibbs
fact Oh, because of Floorider. It's wild that the bank chose to stay in business well while rent subletting their vault.

44:48.17
Bevo
yeah

44:51.75
Chibbs
We're still taking deposits. Where are you putting them? shoe box under the counter.

44:57.72
Chibbs
We can't use the vault. but It's making us too much money.

45:01.54
Bevo
that um That staircase looks really familiar. we' I'm sure we've done another video with that same staircase.

45:07.79
gav
ah Give me timestamp, sorry.

45:07.43
Chibbs
Oh, yeah?

45:09.39
Bevo
that Okay. um Sorry, I was just watching it at the same time. ah Like go to 1.34. I couldn't pick the video, but we've definitely been in this room Lord knows I know how to pick ah a room from a music video.

45:23.92
Chibbs
I don't know.

45:24.67
gav
Um, 134.

45:26.32
Chibbs
Is it Blue Gantrell's house? Yeah.

45:28.92
Bevo
yeah Probably.

45:29.50
gav
Oh God, maybe it is. Yeah, I mean, that looks like a generic, I'm sure that's like a generic fucking Hollywood mansion that they just use in everyone's videos.

45:31.03
Bevo
um

45:35.88
Bevo
Yeah, totally. Yeah.

45:37.32
Chibbs
It might be Flo Riders house.

45:37.86
gav
Yeah.

45:38.19
Bevo
I've got a YouTube comment here.

45:40.52
gav
Probably.

45:41.52
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

45:43.44
Bevo
um Missed this kind of song in my teens era. I'm 40, but i always loved to listened.

45:48.00
Chibbs
Great.

45:48.82
gav
Oh God.

45:51.13
Chibbs
Oh, no.

45:52.39
Bevo
if he's 40, he was teen in the 90s.

45:54.24
gav
Oh God.

45:55.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:56.29
Bevo
detain in the

45:56.55
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, when it came out.

45:57.84
Bevo
no

45:59.70
Chibbs
Well...

46:02.29
Chibbs
It's um apparently a a major sponsor. Like they had product placement in the video and the sponsor poll pulled it after seeing the final cut.

46:14.90
Chibbs
Like, yeah, yeah.

46:15.81
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

46:15.86
gav
Oh, really?

46:16.54
Bevo
Cool. Yeah, good.

46:17.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:19.10
Bevo
Sorry, I got another YouTube comment while you...

46:20.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:22.35
Bevo
LMAO, glad I type Aya because I all mosey give up finding this song when I type air.

46:28.68
gav
Fuck.

46:29.42
Chibbs
Yeah, well, this makes it harder to find.

46:32.24
Bevo
Yeah.

46:32.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:33.00
gav
I like this comment. um Hello, old MySpace profile song. Yeah,

46:37.96
Chibbs
ah yeah Yeah.

46:41.69
gav
that's yeah it's definitely dated, it hasn't it?

46:43.23
Chibbs
Pretty much.

46:43.78
gav
That's right in the right in the bracket.

46:45.12
Chibbs
Right there. um Set list? you have a fly-rider set list, Bevo?

46:49.17
Bevo
Yeah. Give me that song.

46:49.93
Chibbs
Oh, shit.

46:55.63
Chibbs
Sure is.

46:56.26
Bevo
Okay. Flo Rida set list. Live Oak Bank Pavilion, Wilmington, North Carolina, USA. April 4th, 2025.

47:02.94
Chibbs
Oh, he's going hot.

47:04.25
Bevo
He's on tour.

47:04.22
Chibbs
Oh.

47:04.99
gav
Oh, shit.

47:05.05
Bevo
He's on the tour. ah Set list incomplete and out of order.

47:06.17
gav
He's fucking moving.

47:07.87
Bevo
Hang on. Let me find a better one.

47:08.92
Chibbs
Mm-hmm.

47:09.94
Bevo
Just quickly.

47:10.42
gav
ah

47:11.88
Bevo
There's very little sets in this set list.

47:16.89
Bevo
ah This one will do. We've got some unknowns in here. There's no Rida fans on this website.

47:21.78
Chibbs
the

47:22.46
Bevo
so September 12, 2024, Spokane County Fair and Expo Center, Spokane, Wisconsin, I think, WA, Washington, USA. i did

47:31.00
gav
sit 23 years one day after the towers fell. Oh, God.

47:37.82
Bevo
Two of them, the author of this set list didn't know, but we can assume...

47:38.86
Chibbs
well

47:42.10
Chibbs
is he Is he just... Do you think he's just playing in... no you said it was like a big venue, didn't you?

47:50.12
Bevo
It was the Spokane County Fair and Expo Center. Check and look at the county fair going on at the same time.

47:54.63
Chibbs
County Fair...

47:55.44
gav
County fair sounds small.

47:55.40
Chibbs
County Fair is pretty big...

47:57.31
Bevo
It's in blank.

47:57.98
gav
That sounds small to me. i don't know how big counties generally are, but...

47:59.74
Bevo
you know when you You know when you go to the fair and there's like the heaps dodgy roller coaster and they're always playing something like in the air? Yeah.

48:07.74
Chibbs
yeah that's yeah Yeah, you go to a carnival.

48:08.61
gav
ah

48:10.78
Chibbs
any like yeah

48:11.61
gav
It's actually just Flo Riders live behind the roller coaster playing that song.

48:12.13
Chibbs
any

48:14.69
Chibbs
it's actually yeah It's actually the theme to anything that spins around really fast and try and make you sick.

48:20.54
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

48:21.73
Chibbs
That's what it is. Yeah.

48:23.34
Bevo
where he made his millions.

48:24.16
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

48:24.70
Bevo
um ah eighteen

48:25.83
Chibbs
That sweet carny money.

48:26.86
Bevo
18...

48:27.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:27.83
Bevo
18 songs. That

48:29.49
gav
Sweet carny, buddy.

48:30.72
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

48:32.41
gav
ah

48:33.39
Chibbs
ah

48:34.40
Bevo
grifted carny money.

48:35.13
Chibbs
yeah

48:36.35
Bevo
um Yeah, 18 songs. Looks like a straight set. So where would you play...

48:39.66
Chibbs
No encore.

48:40.51
gav
All right.

48:40.44
Chibbs
There'll be no encore.

48:44.65
Bevo
Where would you play in the...

48:45.11
gav
Flo Rida did have hits, right?

48:45.47
Bevo
a year

48:46.44
gav
Like he had he had quite a few big songs.

48:47.20
Chibbs
I don't know. had low. know low.

48:50.05
Bevo
He had low and right round.

48:52.25
Chibbs
ah When was right round?

48:52.73
Bevo
You spin my head right around the right round when you go down.

48:53.35
gav
ah Oh, fuck.

48:55.56
Chibbs
I don't think he sung that. think that was someone else.

49:00.48
gav
I'm going second last.

49:02.18
Chibbs
Wait, for this song?

49:04.56
gav
Yep.

49:04.59
Chibbs
In the air? air?

49:07.27
gav
In the air.

49:07.07
Chibbs
Oh, no.

49:08.50
Bevo
ah but No, you're thinking of Phil Collins.

49:09.83
Chibbs
Oh, sorry. i am i love that drum.

49:12.06
gav
you do do do do

49:12.38
Chibbs
I love that drum bit.

49:13.55
Bevo
the air tonight.

49:15.98
Chibbs
um I'm going to say first.

49:20.39
Bevo
You got it.

49:21.89
Chibbs
Yeah. All

49:24.77
gav
ah

49:27.36
Bevo
What can think about now is Phil Collins going, I can feel it coming in the air.

49:27.17
Chibbs
right.

49:33.27
Chibbs
Will.i.am, Will.i.am, Will.i.am.

49:36.23
gav
Tonight. Tonight. did

49:38.64
Bevo
Oh, hot damn. Homeless lady over there. yeah

49:42.03
gav
that.

49:43.52
Chibbs
The mashup that everyone's asking for.

49:45.40
Bevo
Oh, hang on. Now I'm thinking of um another day in paradise. Sorry. We need to do.

49:50.65
gav
we did.

49:50.79
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, I remember that.

49:52.18
Bevo
when

49:52.07
Chibbs
That's the one where the dog runs around and pisses on everyone.

49:52.80
Bevo
we need to do

49:53.23
gav
We did. that

49:55.06
Bevo
No, that's another one again.

49:56.87
Chibbs
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

49:58.02
Bevo
We need to do um Another Day in Paradise because it's funny.

50:00.69
Chibbs
Another day paradise.

50:01.30
Bevo
It's about...

50:01.55
Chibbs
that's not another day paradise.

50:02.22
Bevo
Yeah.

50:02.79
Chibbs
That's fucking something.

50:03.57
gav
i swear we did we

50:03.92
Chibbs
Something happened on the way to heaven or something.

50:04.48
Bevo
We've just

50:06.80
gav
we did We did something about that song once.

50:09.91
Bevo
it's got three Phil Collins songs mixed up.

50:09.56
Chibbs
Yeah, we did that.

50:10.12
gav
Did we...

50:11.12
Chibbs
We did that. We did that.

50:12.59
Bevo
um Another Day in Paradise is about him lamenting the plight of homeless people with his millions and millions of dollars.

50:12.89
gav
ah we actually did that one? Okay.

50:13.79
Chibbs
Something happened on the way to.

50:14.21
gav
Hold a second.

50:19.87
gav
Yeah.

50:19.75
Chibbs
Yeah, great.

50:22.03
Bevo
So, yeah.

50:22.09
Chibbs
I like that. I like that a lot.

50:23.60
gav
Fucking got to do it. Got to do it.

50:24.59
Chibbs
That's amazing. um All right.

50:30.80
gav
Yeah.

50:31.90
Chibbs
It peaked at number nine on the Billboard Hot 100. Number nine. ah It's a top ten hit in multiple countries, including Canada, Australia, and the UK. It was certified platinum in the US s and Canada, and it was one widely panned by critics, but performed well in clubs.

50:47.20
Bevo
the critics shut up

50:50.18
Chibbs
And it's become a staple in workout playlists.

50:51.00
gav
Jesus.

50:52.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:53.72
gav
Oh, God.

50:54.84
Chibbs
ah a

50:56.93
Bevo
ah critics shut up

50:57.78
Chibbs
yeah

50:59.90
gav
Fucking hell.

51:10.67
Chibbs
All right, what's Flo, old Flojo's net worth in 2025? What do you reckon, Gav?

51:18.24
gav
30 mil.

51:19.65
Chibbs
do you reckon, Bevo?

51:24.16
Bevo
20 mil. but

51:26.18
gav
Oh,

51:27.65
Chibbs
and He came in so fucking hard on it as well. He just really did.

51:33.37
gav
That's what you fucking get.

51:34.20
Chibbs
yeah It's just like, what is it, 30 million? I know this.

51:38.15
Bevo
and

51:38.29
gav
I know. i've I've seen the bank statements.

51:39.41
Bevo
yeah

51:41.15
gav
Yeah.

51:41.11
Chibbs
30 million is a lot of money for this for this dude, reckon.

51:43.12
Bevo
I was robbed by him once. and know.

51:45.36
gav
Yeah, fuck.

51:45.99
Bevo
um i i was just, I got distracted because I was wondering if Flo is short for Florence.

51:51.52
Chibbs
ah Florence Ryder.

51:53.11
Bevo
Right on? Yeah.

51:53.95
Chibbs
No, his name was fucking...

51:54.92
gav
We just said his full name.

51:55.27
Chibbs
was there His name was like Jack Tuttle or something.

51:57.50
gav
It's um te tram tremor Tremar Dillard.

52:00.13
Chibbs
yeah true Yeah, there you go. That's what I said. Not Frank... frank i don't i want to just I don't even know what I just said.

52:03.66
gav
Frank Sinatra.

52:06.53
Chibbs
Alright, let's rate this shit.

52:20.44
Chibbs
ah We rated out of like stolen jam jars or...

52:24.93
gav
Dolan Jameshaw's is pretty good.

52:27.86
Bevo
just Just quickly, i just I was scrolling on Genius.com.

52:27.53
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Yeah. yeah

52:31.61
Bevo
There's two comments on Genius.com. Top one is, funky, I like it.

52:33.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

52:35.61
Bevo
And the other one is, not my jam.

52:37.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

52:38.48
Bevo
So that's how we can rate it, if you like.

52:38.41
Chibbs
Which one did Flo Rida leave? Yeah. Funky. I like it. I'm not my jam. 10, 10 stolen jam jars and you're out of business and you kill yourself.

52:49.45
Chibbs
and ah One is um that's just, you know, breakage.

52:54.88
gav
That's just part and parcel.

52:55.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

52:56.24
gav
Yep.

52:55.88
Chibbs
Yeah. It's just, yeah. Someone's going to dig a tunnel and steal at least one jar. If you, if you're running a jam, jam store on the side of the highway, let's see how it works.

53:04.01
gav
There's just cost of doing business.

53:06.64
Chibbs
do you give this out of 10 Bevo?

53:09.13
Bevo
Fuck, I don't know. ah don't. I know.

53:11.09
Chibbs
ah You just listen to it.

53:13.71
Bevo
um Well, listen to it very quickly.

53:13.94
Chibbs
want to you want to hear it?

53:16.03
Bevo
Yeah, go, go.

53:19.65
Bevo
Yeah, fucking. Ten.

53:22.96
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

53:23.25
Bevo
So shit.

53:25.14
Chibbs
yeah yeah

53:30.90
Chibbs
That's all you need to hear.

53:31.40
Bevo
but my My first instinct was 10 and I was like, oh, walk it back.

53:33.36
Chibbs
Yeah, correct. All right, Gavin, get ready for the fucking, the the strongest three you've ever fucking got.

53:35.84
Bevo
And then, nah, go with the first thought.

53:43.59
gav
ah

53:46.58
gav
I'm here to either impress or disappoint you.

53:48.98
Bevo
Express.

53:49.22
gav
It's a 10, man. It fucking sucks. This song's a huge fucking piece of shit.

53:53.02
Bevo
Yeah, it is. It's so shit.

53:54.83
Chibbs
just never know, Gav.

53:56.66
gav
I know you never know, but when this... I feel like... I don't know. I think I've said this before, but it really pisses me off when hip hop has done this poorly.

54:04.49
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

54:05.61
gav
It's just like, yeah.

54:06.01
Chibbs
Yeah, this is an art form.

54:08.32
gav
Yeah.

54:08.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

54:08.56
gav
I just fucking, this song fucking sucks. I was going to give it a nine, but then I was like, what's the redeeming quality that stops it from being it?

54:13.99
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, but why?

54:16.04
gav
I was, I thought, I just thought, I thought nine.

54:15.66
Chibbs
You've got to earn that point.

54:18.18
gav
And then I was like, what yeah, where did that point go?

54:20.12
Chibbs
Why? Hmm.

54:21.96
gav
And then I realized that it's a fucking 10.

54:23.52
Chibbs
Is it just because i played I played five seconds of it?

54:24.28
gav
It's a 10.

54:25.96
Chibbs
Is that what...

54:27.35
gav
Yeah, that brought me back up.

54:28.00
Bevo
That helped me.

54:28.51
gav
that it was like It was like, oh, that's right. This is a real piece of shit.

54:31.05
Chibbs
Yeah, it is a real piece shit. I'll give it a 10 as well.

54:33.67
gav
Fuck yeah. ah Oh, clean sweep.

54:39.38
Bevo
Can I just pause the podcast for a second and tell you guys that I caught a fly in, the like, out of the air?

54:40.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

54:46.11
gav
Oh shit, you're holding your fly right now.

54:46.89
Chibbs
Oh, fucking kung fu beverage.

54:48.83
gav
What the fuck?

54:48.96
Chibbs
It's fucking...

54:51.25
gav
That's some ninja shit. What are you going to do with it? Are you going to eat it?

54:53.78
Bevo
um Come back next week and we'll find out whether I ate it or not.

54:56.44
Chibbs
yeah All right.

54:57.63
gav
find out what Find out what happened to the fly on next week's episode of

54:59.74
Chibbs
no

55:02.12
Bevo
fly tails.

55:03.36
Chibbs
Fly tales.

55:04.80
gav
Fly Rider.

55:05.32
Chibbs
ah Thanks, fellas.

55:05.71
Bevo
Yeah. Fly right.

55:06.28
Chibbs
Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

55:07.84
Bevo
Straighten up and fly right.

55:07.48
Chibbs
Oh,

55:09.33
gav
Oh,

55:18.67
Bevo
Not my jam.

55:19.95
gav
um we never talked about who that is.

55:21.34
Chibbs
it's some black chick.

55:23.17
gav
um

55:23.28
Bevo
Yeah.

55:23.79
gav
Tiffany Villareal.

55:26.26
Chibbs
I think she might be Hispanic.

55:26.80
gav
Tiffany Villareal.

55:27.98
Chibbs
She might be Hispanic.

55:31.68
Chibbs
She's not white.