Ridin' - Chamillionaire

Chamillionaire – “Ridin’” [feat. Krayzie Bone]
Universal; 2006
6.4 (but only if you're in a Dodge Charger with illegal tints)

“Ridin’” is the rare kind of song that makes you feel both like a criminal and a misunderstood philosopher—if your philosophy thesis is mostly about how the cops are always watching, especially when you’re doing absolutely nothing suspicious in a 22-inch rimmed Escalade at 3am.

Chamillionaire, whose name sounds like a Monopoly villain, delivers a performance so straight-faced it could pass a lie detector test while stealing your catalytic converter. Backed by a beat that somehow evokes both “Matrix car chase” and “Windows XP screensaver,” he lays out a lyrical treatise on racial profiling, vehicular paranoia, and the delicate art of looking fly without catching a felony.

Enter Krayzie Bone, who slides into the second half of the track like your friend who showed up late to the heist but still brought the good balaclavas. His rapid-fire verse is technically impressive and emotionally impenetrable—a poetic flurry of words that makes you think, “Wow, this is definitely about something deep,” even if you catch about three words total.

“Ridin’” had the cultural reach of a flu strain. It was everywhere. Car stereos. Flip phones. Your cousin’s MySpace page. It was a protest anthem, a meme template, and a ringtone all rolled into one—basically, the Swiss Army knife of 2000s rap.

Is it a good song? Kind of. Is it a perfect song for imagining yourself in a slow-motion low-speed chase through a Taco Bell drive-thru? Absolutely. “Ridin’” doesn’t care if you’re actually ballin’—it just wants you to feel like you are, especially when you’re crawling through traffic with two broken taillights and something mysterious in the glove box.

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Transcript

00:40.14
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast, when we talk about songs so bad. It makes you want to hide under your car.

00:50.74
Bevo
um

00:51.92
gav
I like it.

00:52.17
Bevo
Like in Jurassic Park? Okay.

00:54.05
Chibbs
Not unlike Jurassic Park. Yeah. Yeah.

00:58.39
Bevo
Are you thinking of a specific example?

01:01.72
Chibbs
No, just thought be funny. Even if it's like a song came on in your house and you went, I'm going down to the garage and. Yeah.

01:08.99
gav
To hide under the car.

01:10.96
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

01:11.18
gav
to start just To start the engine and to start the engine and hide under the car and close all the doors.

01:12.06
Bevo
That's funny.

01:12.63
Chibbs
yeah

01:15.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:17.31
gav
so

01:16.84
Chibbs
and Close all the doors up. Just going to be under the car.

01:20.42
gav
totally

01:20.02
Chibbs
In the car? and I said under. Under the car.

01:23.73
gav
and Did I say Under the car.

01:25.33
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

01:26.35
Bevo
car. Under the car.

01:27.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:28.50
gav
under the cur

01:30.31
Chibbs
Speaking of carts, we are doing Chameleon Air. chamiionaire

02:05.95
Chibbs
and not going to catch him riding dirty.

02:10.60
gav
Try as they might.

02:10.82
Bevo
Only clean for Charmeleonair.

02:14.24
Chibbs
He's a millionaire, but he's also a chameleon.

02:17.30
Bevo
He's also evolved from Charmeleon.

02:18.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:23.13
Bevo
Level 36. Yep.

02:24.26
Chibbs
um Bevo's He's talking about Digimons.

02:30.49
Bevo
Digimon, digital monsters, Digimon are the champions.

02:31.77
gav
Did you know monsters?

02:32.20
Chibbs
digital monsters fight them you gotta to fight them all um gavin's here

02:36.14
gav
to

02:38.89
gav
Yeah, but Gavin's thinking that perhaps chameleonare is the base form of it and it becomes car billionaire and then car trillionaire.

02:45.46
Chibbs
yeah yeah okay yeah um

02:48.86
gav
So that's where I reckon he's going with it.

02:50.54
Bevo
Let's see. Okay. I'm just thinking big. You're thinking real big.

02:53.70
Chibbs
real big real big mad dog's not here he um he's been dabbling around with some inventions he's come up with something that's really you hit the beat time and he's too too important to hang out with us now yeah he oh yeah that's true he he invented something called the the tickle me plant

02:57.77
gav
Oh,

03:04.68
gav
okay. Okay.

03:07.90
gav
That's pretty fair. You don't have to be very important to be too important.

03:16.46
gav
no

03:17.89
Chibbs
you want to guess what it does

03:19.82
Bevo
Yeah. um

03:24.58
gav
I wish the viewers, the listeners could have seen Bevo's intense face of concentration.

03:28.90
Bevo
In my imagination, it was one of those like, um yeah, um you know, like flash mobs in the mall where they start singing randomly.

03:29.05
Chibbs
hey Yeah, yeah,

03:31.10
gav
He's really trying to divine the answer there. That was good.

03:37.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:38.31
Bevo
this This guy's like, he's been, it's a plant, like like someone that's been set up to do this in the mall to tickle you.

03:42.27
Chibbs
Oh, a plant.

03:43.21
gav
yeah

03:45.30
Chibbs
and

03:46.16
gav
ah

03:46.15
Chibbs
No, it's actually, it actually has its base in botany. It is a real plant.

03:54.75
gav
Oh, there we go.

03:54.38
Chibbs
It's been been genetically... ah created where yeah when you touch it it's leaves fold over it's a tickle me plant well he spliced genes to make it happen

04:00.66
Bevo
Maybe a little coochie coo.

04:06.23
gav
Okay. And he invented that. That's not a biological thing. He came up with it.

04:14.34
Bevo
Just pulled apart a Tickle Me Elmo and just propagated it

04:15.73
Chibbs
He's the Dr. Frankenstein of plants and tickling.

04:19.82
gav
stuck a stuck an aloe vera frond up a tickle me elbow's ass and elbow tickle me plant love it

04:21.05
Bevo
The plants.

04:24.50
Chibbs
And tickle me plant.

04:25.62
Bevo
See what happens.

04:28.63
Chibbs
Yeah. If you press this button real hard, it vibrates all over the place.

04:33.34
Bevo
you guys ever seen those videos that they they put like more voltage into a Tickle Me Elmo than it takes and like increasingly more and more?

04:33.59
gav
ah

04:37.37
gav
oh to see how far yeah yeah

04:37.23
Chibbs
Oh, man. That's a go crazy.

04:41.07
Bevo
It goes like, starts going real fast and then starts spinning and stuff.

04:41.04
gav
yeah

04:42.45
Chibbs
ah So um for my mum wanted a Tickle Me Elmo for a birthday one year and Mad Dog and I got a one. And there's a fucking tag on the Elmo that just says, don't cut off this tag.

04:57.92
Chibbs
That's all that's on it. She cut it off instantly and it didn't work.

05:03.38
Bevo
Immediately.

05:06.16
gav
Oh,

05:06.02
Chibbs
I'm like, what the fuck is that Why is it the tag? It says don't cut the tag, but why would you think a tag is going to stop it from working?

05:11.32
Bevo
yeah Now it's just Elmo. Yeah.

05:14.06
Chibbs
It's just Elmo.

05:16.70
gav
I mean, you can still tickle him. He just won't react.

05:17.92
Chibbs
It doesn't do any.

05:18.78
gav
It'll just be really sad.

05:18.79
Chibbs
It doesn't do shit. hey It's like he got hit by car or something.

05:23.85
Bevo
I wonder what the tag did.

05:23.83
gav
Oh, fuck. That's so funny.

05:25.81
Bevo
The source of his vitality.

05:25.43
Chibbs
I don't know. Yeah. And why would you make it external?

05:30.34
gav
Yeah, what the fuck? And all it said on it was, do not cut this tag.

05:32.30
Bevo
I reckon it was the it was probably like the demo, you know, the tab that goes in for demo purposes.

05:36.75
Chibbs
I don't know.

05:38.24
Bevo
And then she cut it off, so it's always in demo mode.

05:40.13
Chibbs
Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Yeah.

05:43.05
gav
That's fucking funny.

05:43.17
Chibbs
Funny story, though.

05:45.15
gav
Yeah, nice one.

05:45.35
Chibbs
Okay, Chameleon Air's got things to say. He smashes a chorus here at the start.

05:49.16
Bevo
of things.

05:48.71
Chibbs
I like this.

05:49.57
Bevo
Heaps of things, isn't it?

05:49.67
Chibbs
don fuck He's not fucking around. and he's He's trying to blend in, but he's also a millionaire. It's very confusing. He says... he says They see me rolling, they hating, patrolling trying to catch me riding dirty.

06:05.78
Chibbs
Trying to catch me riding dirty. Trying to catch me riding dirty. Trying to catch me riding dirty. Trying to catch me riding dirty. My music's so loud, I'm swanging.

06:17.46
Chibbs
Yeah? Okay.

06:19.66
Bevo
Yep, that's what

06:19.26
Chibbs
Swanging. They hoping that they gone catch me riding dirty, trying to catch me dirty, trying to catch me dirty, trying to catch me dirty, me riding dirty.

06:35.88
Bevo
Yeah.

06:36.28
gav
um i reckon I reckon I quote they see me rolling at least once a fortnight yeah keep rolling yeah no fair fair

06:42.41
Chibbs
Do ya?

06:44.38
Bevo
You reckon? Do you know, I think it's funny that it's been...

06:46.68
Chibbs
I'll just the Limp Bizkit rollin', I'll get a bit of that goin'.

06:51.14
Bevo
it's It's been um taken over by like, it's the it's the anthem for pretending that you're hard.

06:57.59
Chibbs
Oh, is it?

06:59.04
Bevo
Yeah.

06:59.58
gav
ah wait this is

06:59.78
Bevo
Like any any TikTok video or anything that has this on it it's like, it's funny that this song is playing while they're doing something that' not that hard.

07:04.33
Chibbs
Oh, right, okay.

07:06.71
gav
Yeah, okay. Yeah.

07:08.47
Bevo
Yeah.

07:08.55
Chibbs
um

07:09.87
Bevo
Chimillionaire wouldn't have wanted it that way, I think.

07:10.90
gav
i think i think that was like, I mean, ah I'm sure we'll get to it, but this song was like 05, right? I'm pretty sure at the time, like we're talking fucking early like YouTube spec, right?

07:26.47
Bevo
Yeah.

07:27.14
gav
I'm pretty sure...

07:27.34
Bevo
I think YouTube started in 2005, so. After

07:29.83
gav
Not long after YouTube.

07:29.83
Chibbs
It was the second upload.

07:32.17
gav
It was the second. No, but I mean, I'm sure I remember like before before things that you would now call memes were memes.

07:34.21
Bevo
the test.

07:38.84
gav
Like there was people were making parodies of this where it was like, yeah, on like a kid's tricycle being like, Desi, me rolling.

07:44.25
Chibbs
Right.

07:45.12
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.

07:45.77
gav
Like it was, yeah, yeah.

07:46.36
Bevo
it's like yeah It's like music for a kid on a trike.

07:46.81
Chibbs
Okay.

07:49.10
gav
Yeah, but that was well before...

07:48.85
Chibbs
I heard...

07:50.85
gav
tit like that was that was so That was such a joke when this song even came out. like I don't think that it evolved into that.

07:55.36
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

07:56.84
gav
I think it's just been like, this came out and they were like, we are going to take the piss.

07:58.62
Bevo
for Instantly, yeah.

08:00.43
gav
Yeah.

08:00.74
Bevo
Yeah.

08:00.65
Chibbs
I heard it was code for gay sex.

08:04.23
Bevo
What, riding dirty?

08:04.75
Chibbs
Hmm.

08:07.09
Bevo
ah guess you could interpret it that way if you felt like it.

08:08.17
Chibbs
I don't know. That's just what I've heard.

08:10.64
Bevo
Okay.

08:10.99
gav
Well, he said he's swanging.

08:12.31
Bevo
He's taking his hand off the fucking chalice just then.

08:12.65
gav
Yeah.

08:16.31
Bevo
don't know. I don't know anything about it. Oh.

08:18.98
gav
don't know. Shut up.

08:20.77
Bevo
Hit her a mic.

08:20.82
gav
I think Jazz has some input. Does Jazz have something to say on the matter?

08:22.78
Chibbs
it can be. a No, no, she doesn't have anything to say about it. I was about to say what she just said about it and then went, na no, she has nothing to say about it.

08:35.31
Bevo
Listeners, she's just sitting behind Chibs in bed with a laptop blocking her face.

08:39.38
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

08:40.89
Bevo
So we can see her.

08:40.85
Chibbs
Hey, Jazzy, they can see your laptop and not you.

08:41.83
gav
yeah

08:43.48
Chibbs
See head. Yeah. Yeah.

08:46.43
gav
That's probably, yeah.

08:46.88
Chibbs
With what?

08:48.01
gav
She's like, that's it that's how I like to keep it.

08:48.62
Bevo
She's waving.

08:49.41
Chibbs
yeah

08:50.83
Bevo
I can't believe you're talking this candidly with her in the background.

08:51.20
gav
She's anonymous.

08:53.43
Bevo
I would get so uncomfortable.

08:54.47
Chibbs
with what

08:56.43
Bevo
Just like someone in the room only hearing my side of the conversation.

09:00.57
gav
You do that with Miles frequently. That's true.

09:03.29
Bevo
Yeah, but I hate it.

09:04.35
Chibbs
Oh, right.

09:05.98
gav
ah

09:05.47
Chibbs
What does that say about me? i just feel like um' not I wouldn't say anything on here that I wouldn't say to a face.

09:12.41
Bevo
Yeah, but she's just not hearing the rest of it. Yeah.

09:14.87
gav
that's true

09:14.83
Chibbs
She's not hearing your side of it. Well, then you get to enjoy it in a few weeks when it comes out.

09:19.29
Bevo
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

09:20.69
gav
I wonder if she ever hears like one third of the conversation from Chibs and is like, I can't wait to figure out what the fuck he was talking about.

09:20.51
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay.

09:24.67
Chibbs
Oh, just that would be can so to talk about this.

09:27.83
gav
You know what i mean? Like, I feel like I'd be intrigued if I was in the background of, of, of one of these conversations and I would have to ask later on, what were you talking about when you just kept making references to the mummy?

09:28.94
Bevo
Yeah.

09:28.73
Chibbs
You and

09:33.79
Bevo
Yeah,

09:36.84
Bevo
yeah.

09:36.64
Chibbs
been like, oh, we recorded it.

09:38.74
gav
Yeah.

09:38.16
Chibbs
We recorded it. The Mummy.

09:42.68
Chibbs
When you were talking about jam jars that whole time.

09:46.12
gav
when when you wouldn't shut the fuck up about strawberry

09:45.90
Chibbs
but Just like, oh, that was a Flowrider song. We were talking about Flowrider.

09:51.19
gav
jam we're doing a bit that ran for about 45 minutes I got

09:53.27
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what a bit. What's Swangin'?

09:59.89
gav
i got

10:00.08
Bevo
Uh, there's a genius annotation actually, if you'd like to know.

10:01.39
Chibbs
Great. I do.

10:03.50
Bevo
Yeah. Swangin' means to swerve in and out of the lane in your car at low speed while banging, playing loudly your music. My music's so loud.

10:11.52
gav
okay

10:12.30
Chibbs
It's like Kramer's Wide Lanes. Yeah, okay. He's swerving. He's got a migraine.

10:19.05
Bevo
It's just so loud that it's actually like painful for him. Like, oh,

10:22.75
gav
he's He's flinching every time the bass hits.

10:22.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:27.76
Bevo
And that's why he's swerving in the lane.

10:29.33
Chibbs
it' swerving

10:30.45
gav
Yeah, he's not saying it like it's a good thing. He's just stating a fact.

10:32.43
Bevo
Yeah.

10:32.43
Chibbs
he's got a mi is' a migraine

10:33.13
gav
My music was so loud. Ha ha ha ha ha.

10:34.54
Chibbs
yeah

10:35.88
Bevo
It's like, it's not a discernible music. It's just like distorted.

10:39.43
Chibbs
His head hurts so much he's about to vomit.

10:41.16
gav
ah

10:42.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:47.30
gav
that was actually really good oh

10:47.27
Chibbs
it's like za It was like Zav was here.

10:51.87
Chibbs
Tell us about maths.

10:55.92
Chibbs
ah The verse.

10:57.10
gav
fuck hang on just quickly do you want to i've got a point where you can split do you want to split or do you just want to run it because these ones are long yeah okay go through to hate me yep that one

10:56.72
Chibbs
Verse one. Verse one. Oh, fuck. It's real long. Yeah, split. I'll split it.

11:10.50
Bevo
Yeah, Law's on patrol and you know they hate me.

11:12.26
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, no worries. All right. Grinding to see if they can see me lean. am tint, so it ain't easy to be seen.

11:22.86
gav
Thank

11:24.03
Chibbs
Police see me ride by. They can see me gleam. And my shine on the deck and the TV screen. I'm riding with a new chick. She like, hold up next to the PlayStation controller.

11:39.42
Chibbs
It's a full clip in my pistola. Send ah send a jacker into a coma. Woo. Woo. Girl, you ain't know I'm crazy like crazy bone.

11:53.54
Chibbs
Just trying to bone. Ain't trying to have no babies. Ride clean as hell. So I pull in ladies. Laws on patrol and you know they hate me.

12:06.80
Bevo
Okay, so he's just said, ride clean as hell.

12:06.16
Chibbs
Okay.

12:09.37
Bevo
So he's just contradicted himself.

12:11.73
Chibbs
Why? it's Car's clean.

12:13.81
Bevo
He's trying to catch them. Oh, sorry.

12:16.39
gav
Yeah, no, so they're trying to catch him.

12:16.48
Bevo
Okay. They're trying to catch him riding dirty.

12:18.60
gav
He's riding clean. They think he's riding dirty.

12:19.70
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

12:20.80
gav
They're wrong.

12:20.99
Bevo
Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay.

12:21.47
Chibbs
Right.

12:22.27
Bevo
Sorry.

12:22.51
gav
But he's still being...

12:23.49
Bevo
Sorry.

12:23.62
gav
The film clip will make this more apparent, although my description of it probably won't.

12:25.03
Bevo
Chameleon.

12:24.48
Chibbs
Okay. Does writing dirty mean he has guns or drugs?

12:26.82
gav
But...

12:30.51
gav
Guns, drugs, contraband in general, I would say, contraband in the in the in the vehicle.

12:31.36
Chibbs
Contraband.

12:32.71
Bevo
He didn't wash his hands after he took a shit.

12:32.27
Chibbs
Okay, right. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, yeah.

12:36.42
gav
He's got fecal matter smeared on the steering wheel.

12:37.30
Chibbs
He's got a little bit of shit under his fingernails on the...

12:40.38
gav
Yeah, absolutely.

12:39.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. but Okay, so his his clean his car is clean except for all the shit. Like, he's got a PlayStation controller in there, and I imagine it's some sort of pimp-my-ride situation that has TVs and shit in there.

12:53.80
gav
Yeah. um oh yeah.

12:55.95
Bevo
that submarine recently in the news that was run by a PlayStation controller and...

13:01.45
Chibbs
Oh, the one for the Titanic.

13:04.46
gav
Yeah, yeah, that one.

13:04.56
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:04.90
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:07.15
Bevo
He's driving the car with the PlayStation controller.

13:07.30
Chibbs
Just spend spend more spend more than $25 on a controller that takes you to the bottom of the ocean.

13:12.98
Bevo
Probably a Mad Cats rip-off one too.

13:14.62
Chibbs
Yeah, you got on Teemu. It's just like, it it was meant to be Bluetooth, but it says Boo-tooth. Yeah.

13:29.11
gav
Can I say, that fucking that Titanic fucking submarine thing, I've never seen a story that should have garnered such compassion make so many people immediately laugh.

13:32.54
Chibbs
yeah

13:38.83
Chibbs
Yeah, they just went billionaire, crushed to death under the ocean, dead.

13:40.36
gav
Like, yeah.

13:40.70
Bevo
Yeah, it's complete hubris, isn't it? Yeah.

13:43.49
gav
No one no one thought that...

13:43.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:46.01
gav
like Do you remember, like...

13:46.71
Chibbs
His son was at a fucking...

13:47.72
gav
what was that fucking, was it the Kirst disaster where the submarine was on the bottom of the ocean and and they were like, we're going to rescue these guys.

13:50.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:53.86
gav
And it was flooded. They were already all dead. And it was like one of the most devastating things that had ever happened.

13:54.93
Chibbs
they were all dead. Yeah.

13:58.22
gav
This time it was just like, there's a submarine missing. do you remember before they'd realized what had happened?

14:02.32
Bevo
Yeah.

14:03.22
gav
They were like, there's a submarine missing. It's probably sitting on the bottom of the ocean. They've only got limited oxygen.

14:06.63
Chibbs
Nah, they knew.

14:07.67
gav
We've got to fly on them. Immediately everyone was like, this is funny. Like no one, no one was like,

14:11.44
Chibbs
they knew they knew They knew that thing was a fucking tin can crush.

14:12.31
Bevo
Yeah.

14:16.94
Chibbs
Like, but there's no there was no one going to rescue.

14:18.09
Bevo
You're saying the sun.

14:19.75
Chibbs
That was a flat out fucking, they heard it go, and they were like, might be all right.

14:26.29
gav
Might be okay. We've lost contact, but I'm sure it's just...

14:28.25
Bevo
You said the sun was at like a green day concert and he's like, it's what, it's what dad would have wanted.

14:30.63
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

14:31.56
gav
Oh, it was...

14:31.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:32.54
gav
I thought it was Blink, but yeah.

14:32.86
Chibbs
Blink-182. Blink-182 concert.

14:34.19
Bevo
yeah. Yeah. You're right.

14:34.59
gav
Blink182, yeah.

14:34.89
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

14:35.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:36.44
Bevo
It's what dad would have wanted.

14:36.49
gav
and anyway It's what Dad would have wanted.

14:37.49
Bevo
Yeah.

14:37.13
Chibbs
All the small things.

14:38.05
gav
Fuck. Ha

14:41.15
Chibbs
ah yeah ah ah The small things.

14:42.85
Bevo
Don't waste your some time on me.

14:44.31
gav
ha ha. Ha ha ha.

14:47.01
Chibbs
Yeah. Your father's corpse. That's the small. One of the smallest things known to mankind.

14:51.42
gav
yeah Oh, fuck.

14:52.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:53.88
Bevo
Hmm.

14:53.23
Chibbs
Fucking dust.

14:54.80
Bevo
Singularity.

14:55.28
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

14:56.87
gav
yeah o

14:58.94
Bevo
I'm grinding to see if they can see me lean. This is very Tony Hawk's pro skater, I think.

15:02.35
Chibbs
It is, isn't it? Now, are they talking about lean as in leaning or lean as in the drink?

15:08.07
gav
I think they were actually talk about leaning. um But yeah, the...

15:11.44
Bevo
Yeah, because it's me lean unless it's a pirate speak.

15:11.68
gav
the

15:13.82
Chibbs
ah Okay, right. Could be. I don't know.

15:16.82
Bevo
Yeah, because if it's yeah if it's if it's the drink and it's pirate speak, it's like grinding to see if they can see me lean.

15:16.73
Chibbs
don't know if Chameleon is a

15:17.85
gav
and

15:24.84
Chibbs
Yeah. Grinding's cool, though. It's like an angle grinder.

15:28.79
gav
yeah

15:29.64
Bevo
Imagine grinding with your car.

15:33.00
Chibbs
ah I've seen fucking videos of that shit, like a ah van that's fucking popped up on the cement barrier and it's like, and you get Tony Hawk memes.

15:39.54
gav
Oh, I swear I've seen that exact clip.

15:40.77
Chibbs
You get like Tony Hawk memes. Yeah.

15:45.12
Bevo
but Pretend I'm a Superman.

15:45.73
Chibbs
yeah Yeah. Yeah. You just get like, it's playing. Yeah. Goldfinger Superman over the top of it. Yeah. but look but but but

15:55.50
Chibbs
um yeah the next The next part of the the verse, it goes, music turned all the way up into the maximum. i got I got speakers, some ninjas trying to jack for some, but we packing something and what we have for them,

16:04.52
gav
you

16:14.19
Chibbs
Well, have a ninja locked up in the maximum security cell. I'm gripping oak. Oak! Music loud and I'm tipping slow, slow.

16:26.19
Chibbs
Twins steady, twisting like, hit this though. Police pull up right behind and it's in his throat. The windows down, got to stop pollution.

16:38.90
Bevo
There's a

16:38.57
Chibbs
CD change, ninjas like, who is that producing? That's the playing skills when we out and cruising. Got warrants in every city except Houston, but I still ain't losing.

16:52.41
Chibbs
All right. He won't take a loss either.

16:57.00
gav
that That whole verse goes hard as fuck, if I'm honest.

16:58.44
Bevo
lot to unpack there. love to back

17:01.74
gav
I reckon that bangs. that's fucking That's a good fucking verse, man.

17:03.11
Chibbs
That's a good verse.

17:04.99
Bevo
<unk>s He's gripping oak.

17:05.92
gav
yeah

17:06.23
Chibbs
Yeah, I like Gripen Oak.

17:07.02
Bevo
and you

17:07.57
Chibbs
Gripen Oak is...

17:08.32
gav
Gripping oak for holding a gun is a great fucking great line.

17:09.36
Chibbs
But but he said he was't he said he was driving clean. Is he a liar? Is Chameleon Air a liar?

17:13.40
Bevo
talking about oak so about oak chocolate milk.

17:13.42
gav
Well...

17:15.68
Chibbs
ah how good's an oak milk?

17:18.63
Bevo
Gripping one of them.

17:19.62
gav
I didn't even it think of that.

17:20.15
Chibbs
yeah I made a terrible mistake the other day with an oak milk where I don't ever fucking, I never, like, it never occurs to me to go like, I'm going to get me an oak and drink that.

17:21.66
gav
I fucking love that.

17:24.57
Bevo
ah yeah.

17:30.36
Bevo
Hmm.

17:30.90
gav
but I think that daily, but carry on.

17:30.38
Chibbs
But I went i went yeah ah to 7-Eleven and there was like a Milky Bar or something, like Milky Bar collaboration with it.

17:31.24
Bevo
Hmm.

17:40.51
gav
Oh, the flavoured milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:41.59
Bevo
Milky bar, the chocolate bar, not a bar of milk.

17:42.34
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

17:43.18
gav
Yeah.

17:43.37
Chibbs
And no, and I um got it and it was disappointing.

17:50.23
gav
i I did that once with, um they did a series of, I think they did a a similar thing where they collabed with like paddle pop flavors.

17:52.91
Bevo
and yeah

17:58.67
gav
They did something weird like that.

17:58.33
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

18:00.82
gav
And I was like, oh, this is going to be amazing. And it fucking sucked.

18:02.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:03.72
Bevo
I've never once had a yeah, I've never once had an offshoot flavor that I've liked ever.

18:03.93
gav
You just got to stick to the classics, man.

18:08.90
Chibbs
There's a reason why they're an offshoot.

18:09.96
gav
of Of anything Oh,

18:11.34
Bevo
of anything. When it's like a, like yeah twisties are doing at the moment, it's like sour blueberry twisties.

18:16.54
Chibbs
Oh, fuck off.

18:17.56
gav
fuck that off.

18:18.37
Bevo
I'm not even going to bother.

18:19.37
Chibbs
No.

18:20.66
Bevo
Give me fucking cheese twisties.

18:20.60
gav
Okay, what's your... what's your Cheese? I'm a Chicken Twisties guy.

18:23.65
Chibbs
Yeah, chicken twisties.

18:25.86
gav
Yes. Oh my God. This is so rare. We've outnumbered someone. Chicken Twisties for the win.

18:30.01
Bevo
nah. Chicken twisties, give me a fucking break.

18:30.34
Chibbs
chicken twisties.

18:31.22
gav
I feel like any any time I've ever brought this up in conversation, I've been immediately outnumbered. This is the first win I've ever had.

18:34.81
Chibbs
I feel like chicken twisties are for the like the upper class and che che and cheese is like

18:39.63
gav
Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Cheese Twisties are the pleb.

18:41.77
Bevo
bla

18:42.11
Chibbs
Yeah, like that's why you just get cheese in the variety packs.

18:42.83
gav
Absolute peasant.

18:43.76
Bevo
then For me, it's the color of

18:45.35
gav
Peasant spec.

18:45.44
Chibbs
You just get cheese because they're like, this is for the scum that have to buy their chips in boxes of 25.

18:46.17
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

18:51.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:52.48
gav
Yeah, fucking oath.

18:52.64
Bevo
the color of chicken twisties is what twisties turn into when they've been sitting out in the sun for 30 years.

18:52.63
Chibbs
yeah

18:57.71
Bevo
It's

18:58.22
Chibbs
That's chicken. That's a taste of chicken.

19:00.35
gav
Yeah.

19:00.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:06.50
gav
Oh, fuck.

19:06.78
Bevo
it's just not right. It's not right.

19:07.83
gav
um They're delicious.

19:08.40
Chibbs
know

19:09.24
gav
They're the best. um In terms of what you were just asking Chibs, though, did we get it wrong? Because he says he's riding clean, but he's clearly got a gun.

19:13.98
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, he's gripping it.

19:16.49
gav
The previous section of the verse also said that he had a full...

19:15.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:20.03
gav
ah It's a full clip in my pistola.

19:21.70
Chibbs
oh

19:22.54
gav
So he's definitely got a gun, but I'm...

19:23.81
Chibbs
Yeah, he was packing heat.

19:26.25
gav
I think we we we're coming at this with an Australian lens. We've got to remember they're in the US s and it's probably an open carry state. He could probably walk down the street with an AK over his shoulder and it would be okay.

19:33.15
Chibbs
Well, he's in Houston.

19:36.11
Chibbs
He's got warrants out for his arrest in every other city in America.

19:40.14
Bevo
Not even every state, every city.

19:42.26
gav
Every city except Houston.

19:42.42
Chibbs
Yeah, city.

19:44.57
gav
That's such a good...

19:44.12
Chibbs
Except Houston.

19:44.87
Bevo
Okay. How many cities in the USA?

19:47.19
gav
That's the playing skills when we're and cruising. Got warrants in every city except Houston. But I still ain't losing. That's a fun... That goes so fucking hard, man.

19:54.96
Chibbs
It's just like, all right, Camellia, it's time to go on tour.

19:55.95
Bevo
Okay. kill you know i Can I give you the stats here?

19:57.68
Chibbs
He's like, is the tour strictly in Houston?

20:00.03
gav
well Will it better be only Houston?

20:03.25
Chibbs
Am I only playing venues around Houston?

20:06.52
gav
Just different areas in Houston.

20:07.62
Bevo
Let me give you the stats here.

20:07.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:08.93
Bevo
as of 2018, are 19,495 incorporated cities.

20:13.95
Chibbs
ah crime What crime spree has Chameleon Air been on?

20:18.86
gav
I'm impressed. I'll tell you what, I like the idea of doing a tour around just like a city.

20:22.82
Chibbs
I can only go in this city.

20:24.52
gav
like But I actually just read, hot heavy sidebar apologies, but um the All-American Rejects are currently doing a tour where they are playing like backyard house parties, bowling alleys.

20:36.73
Chibbs
yeah

20:38.39
gav
like

20:37.92
Chibbs
I saw that. Yeah.

20:39.62
gav
They're just doing heaps of fucking tiny, tiny fucking venues.

20:40.96
Chibbs
Like, I saw... They played at someone's farm yesterday.

20:45.32
gav
Yeah, just shit like that.

20:45.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:46.88
gav
Exactly. And they're just like popping up in all these fucking weird tiny gigs.

20:49.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:51.04
gav
And i'm so I reckon that's so fucking dope.

20:52.17
Chibbs
reckon it's rad if it wasn't the All-American Rejects doing it.

20:55.65
gav
That's fair.

20:55.67
Chibbs
ah Yeah. Yeah,

20:56.58
gav
But also, they're the only ones corny enough to think of this. no one

20:58.84
Chibbs
that's true. Yeah.

21:01.13
gav
you can only have You can only have the All-American rejects do this.

21:02.68
Bevo
Are they the ones that when I see your face, hope it gives you hell?

21:05.91
gav
Yes, that's them.

21:05.42
Chibbs
That one, that's one that I keep thinking of.

21:07.55
gav
That's them. Yeah.

21:08.06
Chibbs
I think of weekly it's for the podcast and then go, i don't remember.

21:11.38
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

21:13.18
Chibbs
when it's like What song are we doing? I'd never think of that one because I don't know what he says.

21:15.58
Bevo
Kissed you hell. Okay, yeah. yeah

21:19.26
Bevo
Yeah, right.

21:19.24
gav
When I see your face, I hope it gives you hell.

21:20.02
Bevo
Okay. Hope it gives you hell. Yeah. And then the verse is something like...

21:23.41
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know.

21:25.04
gav
And then he says that heaps of times, I think.

21:25.46
Bevo
that village

21:27.22
gav
Yeah, okay.

21:26.96
Chibbs
yeah. yeah

21:27.78
gav
i reckon I reckon I listened to All American Rejects back in high school a bit, and I think I remember so I stopped listening to them when that song came out.

21:35.69
Chibbs
Yeah, I heard them i heard them early.

21:36.32
gav
I reckon they've...

21:36.76
Bevo
you Can you play the mimic minix singer for my impression just then?

21:37.42
gav
Oh,

21:38.24
Chibbs
That was It's

21:40.96
Bevo
Retroactive.

21:41.11
gav
oh yeah. Go on. Hit the minute. Yeah.

21:44.54
Chibbs
not a chameleon hand. Cost me $8,000. Yes. chameionaire

21:48.08
Bevo
Yeah, right, sorry.

21:47.62
Chibbs
memory

21:48.44
gav
Oh, sorry. Does it have to be the fucking artist that went...

21:49.61
Chibbs
yeah

21:51.20
Bevo
I'm making rules as we go.

21:50.62
Chibbs
cost me eight thousand dollars

21:51.51
gav
God, that's so specific.

21:52.09
Chibbs
yes

21:53.35
gav
That's so... so It costs you $8,000. You should be trying to hit that button as often as you can.

21:56.66
Bevo
my right center

21:56.36
Chibbs
No, there was paperwork involved.

21:59.86
gav
Cost per listen, man.

21:59.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:02.93
Bevo
CPL.

22:03.13
Chibbs
um All right.

22:03.96
Bevo
um i like that he said window I like that he says windows down, got to stop pollution.

22:04.47
gav
You've got to get that CPL ratio up. Ha

22:09.72
Bevo
like He's conscious.

22:11.55
gav
ha ha ha ha.

22:11.79
Bevo
He's environmentally conscious. He's watched his Captain Planet.

22:13.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Also easier to pop your gun out if the windows, you got that windows down.

22:20.19
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

22:19.49
Chibbs
You got it. Yeah.

22:20.93
Bevo
It's maly multi-faceted, isn't it?

22:21.18
Chibbs
Yeah. um Now, verse two, there's a chorus. It's the same shit. He's still riding dirty. and They're trying to catch him riding dirty. Always trying to catch him. And that you know what? To be fair, they have in most cities.

22:33.91
gav
um

22:33.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:34.70
gav
So I'll just say, for this one, roll it through to me and my dogs.

22:35.30
Bevo
19,000 of them.

22:35.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:38.95
Chibbs
Yeah, cool. This is my crazy bone.

22:40.54
gav
And this Crazy Bone, are you familiar with Crazy Bone?

22:44.09
Chibbs
and I'm not. Should I?

22:45.57
Bevo
The toy, yes.

22:45.67
gav
of bone Of Bone Thugs and Harmony fame. Very, very famous and influential rap group.

22:48.32
Chibbs
ah ah really? Really?

22:50.35
Bevo
No.

22:51.09
gav
Yep.

22:51.61
Bevo
No, it's the plastic um

22:51.83
gav
Yep.

22:53.61
Chibbs
I thought it was like a dog toy.

22:54.27
gav
the the The little plastic, like, pickup. ah What were those?

22:56.83
Bevo
yeah

22:57.14
gav
What's that fucking...

22:57.43
Bevo
simulated knuckles, pork knuckles.

22:58.97
gav
yeah Like Knuckles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:00.87
Bevo
Yeah, crazy bones.

23:01.21
gav
That was a game. Yeah. I love those fucking things.

23:02.74
Chibbs
Okay.

23:04.22
gav
I've got a jar of them somewhere.

23:05.73
Chibbs
I've been drinking and smoking. Holy shit. Cause I really can't focus. I got to get it home for the popos. Scope this big old Xers just swerving all up in the curb and Ninja be sipping on the Hennessy and the gin again.

23:25.81
Chibbs
It's in again. We in the wind doing a hundred while I puff on a blunt and roll another one up. We live in like we ain't given a fuck.

23:36.92
Chibbs
I got a blunt up in my right hand, 40 ounce in my lap, freezing my balls, roll another tree, green leaves and all coming pretty deep.

23:49.75
Chibbs
Me and my dogs.

23:52.94
Bevo
Dogs.

23:52.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:53.71
gav
right me and my dogs

23:55.40
Bevo
Me and my dogs.

23:55.80
Chibbs
Oh, that's a hard... that's He's going hard here.

23:59.10
gav
i'm telling you man crazy bones hard as fuck yeah um so

23:59.64
Bevo
Yeah.

24:00.43
Chibbs
ya Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:01.38
Bevo
Yeah. hey see It's a bit more intense than Chimillionaire.

24:04.87
Chibbs
He is, isn't he?

24:05.50
gav
yeah

24:06.30
Bevo
Like, I believe that Chimillionaire not doing anything bad.

24:05.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:08.44
Chibbs
I imagine his car's clean.

24:11.02
Bevo
Yeah.

24:10.43
Chibbs
But then Crazy Bone got in and he's like, I've got an arsenal with me.

24:12.47
Bevo
Yeah.

24:14.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:17.28
gav
um so

24:18.26
Bevo
I'm drink driving and...

24:19.19
Chibbs
I'm drink driving and here is a revolutionally war cannon that I have going to strap to the back of the car.

24:26.22
Bevo
blood Blunderbuss.

24:27.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:29.00
gav
Oh, fucking hell.

24:29.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:31.03
gav
So, yeah, for the record, Bone Thugs and Harmony were, yeah, very, very much gangsters. And there's, I wish I could remember who it was. It was going to kill me. I'm going to be able to find it at any time.

24:43.36
gav
But one of the members of Bone Thugs has, like, one of my favorite... Wikipedia articles ever.

24:49.98
Chibbs
i

24:51.76
gav
It's like he was got ah he got arrested for doing some crazy shit, went to jail and like I think it's there's just some heaps funny section where it's like

24:51.30
Chibbs
yeah

25:02.55
gav
The moment, the moment he got out of jail, he went back into the studio with the... Like, he'd been away for so some time. Like, he was out of the game for years for for doing some heinous shit.

25:10.47
Chibbs
I've got some bars.

25:14.18
gav
And then as soon as he came back out, the band was like, all right, back to the studio. i think he went straight from his cell to the studio.

25:18.17
Chibbs
Back on.

25:22.10
Bevo
Better than somewhere else.

25:21.62
Chibbs
It's like old dirty old dirty bastard style.

25:22.57
gav
It's just like...

25:24.78
Bevo
Yeah.

25:24.85
gav
But he's just got like one of those Wikipedia pages that just reads like a ah rap sheet.

25:28.20
Chibbs
Rack

25:28.85
gav
It's like the entire the entire page is just all his criminal activity. It's fucking wild.

25:32.30
Chibbs
sheet.

25:34.61
gav
um So yeah, that's who we're... And that's not Crazy Bone, to be fair. His is a slightly less insane Wikipedia entry, but...

25:39.32
Chibbs
okay Fuck.

25:40.70
Bevo
um've got I've got thoughts about this, but...

25:40.80
Chibbs
Okay. 40 ounce in my lap freezing my balls.

25:43.94
gav
That's so fucking funny, man.

25:44.34
Chibbs
That's good line. Yeah.

25:46.23
gav
That's a great line.

25:46.51
Bevo
Was it 40 ounces of ice?

25:46.99
gav
40

25:47.44
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like, what yeah what do you got there? why does it say fucking gold?

25:50.61
gav
ounce. Like it's a 40. It's a... forty it's a it's a

25:51.53
Chibbs
Yeah, but why it cold?

25:54.30
gav
Because it's a 40. A 40 is a can, right? Like a...

25:57.96
Chibbs
Yeah, sure.

26:00.19
gav
Yeah.

25:59.83
Chibbs
Freezing?

26:03.81
gav
if you took cook if you took If you took a fucking can of beer out of the fridge and put it her on your nuts, would you not say that was freezing your nuts? You wouldn't say it was cooling your nuts, would you?

26:09.85
Chibbs
Nah.

26:11.26
Bevo
not Not in a song, I wouldn't. The

26:12.15
Chibbs
Nah, I wouldn't down.

26:14.94
gav
and And that's why you'll never make it big.

26:17.27
Bevo
family car.

26:17.23
Chibbs
I'm going to it in prose or anything.

26:22.22
gav
um i I like the big old excurs just swerving, apparently referring to a Ford excursion, which was the largest Ford SUV of It's just...

26:31.32
Chibbs
Great.

26:33.41
Bevo
ah family car

26:33.88
Chibbs
and it were And it's swerving.

26:34.83
gav
just is huge and the best part is if you go on to fucking genius the only reason i knew what that was because i clicked on there was an annotation on the line on genius and when you open it up it has a picture of ford excursion it's this fucking massive suv and it's pictured it's pictured parked halfway across a disabled park

26:41.90
Chibbs
yeah

26:53.22
Chibbs
Canyonero.

26:57.81
Bevo
terrible park.

27:00.48
Chibbs
just like whoever owned these, whoever owned this car was a fuckwit, basically.

27:01.43
gav
Like it's taking, it's like, if you see, you know how, if you go to the mall and you see someone that's parked like a fuckwit across a disabled park and they don't have a disabled stick, you're just like, what a prick.

27:07.25
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

27:11.38
Chibbs
Yeah, they were probably in Ford Excursion.

27:12.73
gav
That's the, that's the picture they've used to describe this guy.

27:14.95
Chibbs
I like the idea that it's that waiting for a mate fucking video. The whole, like is' he's, he smashed, he swerved this fucking excursion up onto the curb.

27:19.88
Bevo
Oh yeah, yeah. He's on the

27:21.83
gav
aa

27:24.84
Chibbs
It's like, what are you doing here? Waiting for a mate.

27:29.65
gav
and just wait Just waiting for Chameleon Air.

27:32.48
Chibbs
yeah

27:34.55
Bevo
And crazy bone.

27:35.11
Chibbs
I'll tell you what, this drink is freezing my balls off though.

27:38.88
gav
yeah

27:39.73
Chibbs
Um,

27:40.62
Bevo
um

27:40.64
gav
But I'm riding clean.

27:41.06
Bevo
I also like, just before we move on, like I always like a mention of the wind.

27:45.42
Chibbs
Oh, yeah

27:46.19
Bevo
It's in again. we in the wind. So they're just standing there. it's like.

27:49.77
Chibbs
yeah

27:54.60
Bevo
ah Pass me the Hennessy. What? Yeah.

27:58.70
Chibbs
Wind here. Wind is this the least sexy weather.

28:02.44
Bevo
Yeah.

28:04.63
gav
yeah

28:07.23
Chibbs
Unless you're like, ah you know, Enrique Iglesias or something or Slash.

28:12.61
Bevo
Slash, yeah, slash is...

28:13.51
Chibbs
I love some bit of wind.

28:14.65
gav
You need hair. You need hair for wind to be even vaguely sexy.

28:15.41
Chibbs
Yeah, um you do. next to the next half. It says, yo, I got to hit the back streets, wondering about the six pounds, and I got heat.

28:27.46
Chibbs
Glock, glock, shots to the block. We creep, creep, pop, pop. Hope cops don't see me on the low key with no regard for the law. We dodge them like fuck them all.

28:39.50
Chibbs
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all. Keep a gun in a car and a blunt to spark. Roll it up if you want and get poppin' dog.

28:52.07
Chibbs
Ready or not, we bust shots off in the air, crazy bones and chameleon air.

29:01.23
gav
I love how much this contradicts everything that Chameleon Air was saying.

29:02.09
Bevo
That's nice.

29:03.98
gav
He was like, I'm riding clean and they're trying to catch me riding dirty, but they won't succeed because I'm not.

29:04.04
Chibbs
He's like, we're cool, we're cool, we're cool. Yeah.

29:08.07
Bevo
Yeah.

29:10.10
gav
Crazy Bones like, we have guns and drugs in the car and we are firing those guns in the air as we drive.

29:11.96
Chibbs
We're done. Yeah.

29:16.16
Chibbs
We're like the, yeah, the the fucking Republican Guard, Iraq, 1980, 1987.

29:23.14
gav
yeah

29:23.43
Chibbs
And I'm fucking launching bullets into the atmosphere.

29:25.57
gav
Just just just rattling rattling shots out the driver's side window.

29:27.51
Chibbs
yeah It's just, there's a lot of people around that I am just yeah yeah yeah' so unloading a machine gun clip into the air.

29:33.24
gav
ah but

29:38.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:38.98
gav
I'm picturing like Chameleon Air got him on this track.

29:39.79
Chibbs
You'll never catch me.

29:42.30
gav
Chameleon Air got him on the track. He dropped his verse and he was like, yeah that was that's kind of the opposite of what I was trying to say with my verse. Crazy. Did you want to did you want to read it?

29:49.10
Chibbs
he's just like yeah yeah yeah yeah like it and then left yeah yeah

29:50.71
Bevo
Crazy.

29:50.65
gav
Nah, that's that's how we do it. that

29:55.36
Bevo
always think it's funny. Like you call him crazy. First name crazy. Last name bone.

29:59.05
Chibbs
yeah ah

30:00.32
gav
ah yes Mr Bone we have your reservation right here

30:01.51
Bevo
and fact

30:01.02
Chibbs
mr bone good to see you again

30:03.86
Bevo
like he's got a brother. He's got a brother called funny or something.

30:07.18
gav
yeah are you joking because that's fucking basically the entirety of the Bone Thugs and Harmony crew all have silly bone names that's yeah so you've got Busy Bone, Wish Bone, Lazy Bone, Crazy Bone, Flesh and Bone ah yeah there's a whole a whole fucking gang of bones Bone Thugs yeah

30:14.21
Bevo
Oh, really?

30:24.67
Bevo
I didn't know that. Sorry.

30:25.41
Chibbs
They should have been just called the Bone Gang.

30:26.68
Bevo
Yeah, right. Yeah. It makes me think of that book I'm reading to my son at the moment.

30:29.16
gav
Funny Bone wasn't in there though. So,

30:31.37
Bevo
In the dark, dark night in a dark, dark house.

30:33.52
gav
oh, I love that shit.

30:36.29
Bevo
Yeah, it's quite funny, actually. they keep bumping into each other and go to hospital. And in the end, they dream about crashing planes into each other.

30:44.05
Chibbs
Wait, what's this?

30:46.01
Bevo
This is um Funny Bones.

30:46.26
gav
Funny Bones.

30:48.10
Bevo
I've got her over here.

30:49.34
gav
it was a It was a great, it was like a TV show, but there was all books and stuff of it as well.

30:49.44
Bevo
Hang on little.

30:51.49
Chibbs
Okay. Oh, right.

30:53.53
gav
It was big in the like late nineties. It was good shit.

30:56.31
Bevo
Bumps in the night, it's called.

30:56.39
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, that rings a bell.

30:58.05
Bevo
And look on the back.

30:57.99
Chibbs
Yeah, I know that.

30:59.01
gav
I love that that's still going because that was that was my shit.

30:59.37
Bevo
Sorry, this is an audio format podcast, but i'm I'm showing the boys a book and these ah skeletons are c clonking heads.

31:00.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:04.53
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Skeletons.

31:07.77
gav
Yeah, that was skeletons that were a little clumsy.

31:08.06
Chibbs
They are clonking heads.

31:10.33
Bevo
Yeah.

31:10.76
gav
A little bit clumsy.

31:12.09
Bevo
Yeah.

31:11.42
Chibbs
Yeah. um Alright, we've got more to go through here. Let's go. Verse 3.

31:16.39
gav
um Yep. Wait, was there anything else from that one? Fuck them all.

31:20.25
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, out I don't know.

31:21.33
gav
Cut up and brought up and charged us. No, that's all right. we we We got it. We got it.

31:23.38
Chibbs
Verse 3.

31:24.30
gav
um

31:25.40
Chibbs
verseary now would you think its so i tried to let you go

31:29.32
Bevo
Ooh.

31:30.04
Chibbs
turn on my blinker light and then i swg it slow and they upset for show because they think they know that they catch him me with plenty of drank and drove so they get behind me trying to check my tags look at my rear review and they smile and thinking they'll catch me in the wrong they keep trying Keep steady, denying that it's racial profiling.

31:55.76
Chibbs
Houston, Texas, you can check my tags. Tags. Pull me over, try to check my slab. Slab. The glove compartment, got to get my cash because the crooked cops try to come up fast.

32:10.89
gav
That's it there.

32:10.29
Chibbs
And, oh, that's it?

32:11.72
gav
Pull up.

32:12.27
Chibbs
Okay. Okay.

32:13.06
gav
Pull up there. Yep.

32:13.03
Chibbs
Okay.

32:13.89
Bevo
It's something very funny about calling the cops crooked and you're the one carrying drugs and guns.

32:14.00
gav
That's the, that's.

32:17.51
Chibbs
Yeah, it's fucking drugs and guns. Just like these dodgy cops trying to arrest me.

32:24.18
Bevo
I thought it was funny that he is swanging, so he's swerving all over the place, but he's got his blinker on at the same time.

32:29.19
Chibbs
yeah

32:31.24
gav
but

32:30.77
Chibbs
Right, left, right, right, left. but

32:34.98
gav
a

32:35.46
Bevo
I'm just going to swerve a little bit, so I'll just make sure everyone everyone knows where I'm going.

32:37.39
Chibbs
Just puts hazards on and starts swerving.

32:39.62
Bevo
Yeah.

32:40.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:41.53
Bevo
Or like imagine you're following someone behind them and they indicate left, but it's a straight road.

32:42.11
gav
but

32:43.49
Chibbs
Yeah. and

32:46.16
Bevo
You're like, what the fuck are they doing?

32:46.42
Chibbs
but yeah

32:47.36
Bevo
they just start swerving to the left.

32:47.41
Chibbs
Oh, I think they're swanging.

32:51.63
gav
Oh, they're having a little bit of a swang. The boys are out having a swang.

32:53.22
Bevo
I didn't think he was going to swing that way. yeah

32:55.67
Chibbs
Just back, give them a little bit of room. i think they're going be swanging. Yeah.

32:59.57
Bevo
Might s swing it back this way in a second.

33:03.74
Chibbs
yeah

33:04.88
gav
oh fuck. um look Look at my rear view and they smile and it's funny.

33:09.60
Chibbs
Yeah, know.

33:11.07
gav
I'm just picturing the cops like...

33:10.51
Chibbs
I like this. I think and they'll catch me.

33:12.50
gav
Yeah.

33:13.26
Chibbs
ah Like he is a fucking Scooby-Doo villain.

33:14.96
gav
Yeah. yeah

33:16.82
Chibbs
Like, yeah.

33:17.66
gav
yeah a

33:20.01
Chibbs
It's like, you've got a lot of guns. You have a lot of guns in here.

33:24.63
gav
You, yeah. yeah

33:25.39
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah it so And he's like,

33:26.90
gav
Crazy Bone is firing them out the window right now.

33:28.51
Chibbs
Yeah, I just saw him pop off a whole clip.

33:29.87
gav
You fucked me, Bone. You fucked me, Bone.

33:32.18
Chibbs
And it's like, oh fuck. He's like, God damn it, Crazy Bone. The only place I can go is Houston, and now I'm fucked.

33:40.68
gav
yeah

33:41.17
Bevo
last one.

33:41.87
gav
um

33:44.65
gav
ah

33:44.68
Chibbs
You fucked me, Bone.

33:47.86
gav
you fucked me

33:56.15
gav
That's a shit.

33:55.72
Chibbs
And he's crying.

34:00.72
gav
Chameleon air with huge T's.

34:01.96
Chibbs
He's trying to act tough, but there's just tears sort of just rolling out while they're checking the boot of the car and shit.

34:02.83
gav
You've fucked me bone.

34:11.34
gav
oh fucking hell.

34:12.06
Chibbs
Fucking hell crazy,

34:15.20
gav
Oh, God.

34:17.11
Bevo
Yeah, good.

34:18.87
gav
oh god

34:19.26
Bevo
there think There's so many like um just slang terms in here that James is helping.

34:23.11
Chibbs
ah yeah

34:25.11
Bevo
I don't know if the listeners care about what a dro is, but it's a certain type of marijuana.

34:29.69
Chibbs
hu

34:32.23
gav
Yeah, weed.

34:32.26
Chibbs
Ah, okay.

34:34.54
gav
I saw that they'd put an annotation on drank as well as being like another word for basically lean, like cough syrup and codeine and soda, basically.

34:38.95
Chibbs
yeah, yeah.

34:40.05
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, cough syrup, yeah.

34:41.94
Chibbs
I could do with some of that. on yeah A little bit of a cough.

34:44.73
gav
Oh, fuck, couldn't we all? Jesus. Oh, you just meant you've got to cough. Oh, just want to get high.

34:49.46
Chibbs
I mean, if you're going to have if you're going to have cough syrup...

34:52.59
Bevo
Yeah, we're sort doing two things at once.

34:53.79
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, let's not fuck around. um The next part, it says, and being the baller that I am, I talk to them, given a damn...

35:02.01
Bevo
ah go give Give us the line before, just so that makes really contact here.

35:03.13
Chibbs
Oh, the context, okay. Because the cricket cops try to come up fast, and being the baller that I am, I talk to them, giving a damn about them, not feeling my attitude, when they realise I ain't even riding dirty.

35:16.85
Chibbs
be you Bet you'll be leaving with an even madder mood. I'm a laugh at you and then I'll have to cruise. Jamming number two on and on some old DJ screw.

35:30.61
Chibbs
You can't arrest me. Plus you can't sue. This is a message to the law. Tell them we hate you. I can't be touched and tell them that they should have known. It's tipping down i'm sitting crooked on my chrome booking my phone finding a chick i want a bone like they couldn't stop me i'm about to pull up at your home and it's on

35:56.92
Bevo
So he's driving an Uber.

35:57.19
gav
Jesus. Jesus.

35:58.42
Chibbs
yeah so ah this this this police stops got him all horned up

36:06.58
Chibbs
But I like that he's just like, I'd just be heaps polite. Yes, sir. No, sir. um You know, I don't let them know that I am really angry at them. I don't let them know that. That's the trick. So you'd be real respectful to them.

36:20.19
gav
the

36:19.57
Chibbs
And and then when they leave, you go, yeah I'm going to go have sex.

36:24.55
Bevo
got

36:24.71
gav
so

36:25.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:27.38
gav
I don't know. I feel like he's talking about... ah He talks about having a gun, fucking, and then also pulling up at their home and it being on.

36:32.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:36.70
gav
So I'd be deeply concerned that an angry, horny chameleonare is going to show up and fuck me under the gun.

36:45.75
Chibbs
Under the gun.

36:46.57
Bevo
Yeah.

36:46.81
gav
I feel like that's what he's implying. I feel like they're in actual trouble here. ah like We talked about, um what was it, Gripping the Oak before?

36:53.98
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah

36:55.17
gav
um um I'm sitting crooked on my chrome is another funny way to say you've got a gun tucked in your pants.

37:00.54
Chibbs
That is fucking wicked.

37:01.32
gav
that's that's That is fucking funny.

37:01.54
Chibbs
what See, I wish I was fucking cool enough to be able to just drop these these lines in places.

37:07.18
gav
That's a good fucking line, man.

37:08.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:09.48
gav
I'm sitting crooked on my chrome.

37:09.01
Chibbs
and But I don't have a gun.

37:13.44
gav
Don't lie.

37:14.04
Bevo
yeah

37:14.16
gav
Don't lie on the pod.

37:15.33
Bevo
There's plenty of crone things you could be sitting crooked on.

37:15.83
gav
fuck. That's good. Yeah, no,

37:16.56
Chibbs
Yeah, it's through my laptop like I use Google Chrome.

37:17.37
Bevo
It's

37:19.10
Chibbs
Yeah,

37:20.53
gav
go on.

37:25.55
Chibbs
that's good point.

37:26.92
gav
ah

37:27.64
Bevo
as good as it gets.

37:28.56
gav
oh fuck that's good

37:29.63
Chibbs
Yeah. All right. There's a...

37:32.55
gav
that yeah now go on

37:33.23
Chibbs
Oh, my God, the chorus goes...

37:34.88
Bevo
Booking his phone, do you reckon it's like when he's pretending he's reading a book, but it's actually his phone inside the book and he's...

37:35.94
Chibbs
and

37:40.42
Bevo
Just have a look.

37:41.42
Chibbs
who i just but but Just like, what are you reading there, Camille?

37:44.54
gav
No, no, no.

37:44.40
Chibbs
And he's like, hey yeah yeah got him got him again.

37:47.71
gav
I think it's the other way.

37:49.02
Chibbs
Got your ass.

37:49.76
gav
i think it's the I think it's the other way around. He's in front of his gangster mates and he doesn't want them to know that he's reading like Pride and Prejudice or something.

37:53.97
Chibbs
Reading a book.

37:56.47
gav
he's got like He's got his phone on the outside of an actual novel.

37:57.99
Chibbs
but an it's It's an A book.

38:02.05
Bevo
Phone in my book.

38:02.40
gav
what do you you got You got a bit of Jane Austen there, Bart? He's like, no, no, no. This is my phone. Fuck off. Fuck off.

38:07.38
Bevo
Yeah.

38:06.75
Chibbs
It's not a Kindle.

38:10.29
Chibbs
I'm just trying to find chicks to fuck. Leave me a alone. um Yeah. um That's it. that's There's a chorus that goes forever and there end ever and ever.

38:23.79
gav
It's the same. There's no variation, is there? It's just, yeah.

38:26.43
Chibbs
I mean, if there is, I don't want to know about it.

38:29.21
gav
There isn't for the record.

38:29.58
Chibbs
Great.

38:30.65
gav
It's just is the same shit.

38:31.27
Chibbs
Amazing. It was released on the 12th of November, 2005. That is days after the towers fell.

38:40.99
Chibbs
That's fresh in the memory. Yeah.

38:43.85
gav
Yeah, that's recent.

38:44.70
Bevo
living Living memory.

38:45.36
Chibbs
Yeah. It's written by Hakeem Sariqi, a.k.a.

38:50.05
Bevo
Oh, okay.

38:50.15
Chibbs
Chameleon Air.

38:52.93
gav
Wow.

38:55.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:56.07
Bevo
Ghostwriter.

38:55.85
Chibbs
And Anthony Henderson, a.k.a. Crazy Bone.

39:00.27
Bevo
Anthony Bone.

39:01.37
Chibbs
And playing skills also. Playing skills.

39:05.78
gav
Plan skills.

39:05.89
Bevo
Yeah, he shouted them out earlier.

39:06.58
gav
Yeah.

39:06.60
Chibbs
Did shout him out.

39:07.50
gav
Yeah, they did they did get a mention.

39:07.71
Bevo
Playing skills.

39:07.32
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

39:09.13
gav
um That's the plan skills when we're out cruising. I got warrants in every city except Houston.

39:13.87
Chibbs
Now, this is ah this is going to give you a hint into net worth, but I thought it was interesting that Chameleon Air fucking hit the big time by investing early on at startup phase of a um um ah business called Maker Studios, which Disney bought for $500 million. Yeah. Yeah.

39:38.77
Bevo
Well.

39:38.75
gav
Oh, fuck.

39:39.79
Bevo
Well.

39:39.81
Chibbs
yeah

39:41.30
gav
um This might also slightly lean in towards the net worth game, but this track was the best-selling ringtone.

39:40.82
Chibbs
yeah

39:46.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:51.41
Chibbs
Oh, Jamster.

39:52.44
gav
Do you know this one? Are we going to... Yeah.

39:54.01
Chibbs
I don't know if I got a ringtone thingy, but yeah.

39:55.03
gav
up So it was the best-selling ringtone in 2006 with 3.2 million sales.

40:00.64
Chibbs
Yeah, that would have been some big monies.

40:02.09
Bevo
Well.

40:02.92
Chibbs
Big monies.

40:03.56
gav
Yeah. It was the first multi-platinum master tone in artist history.

40:04.51
Bevo
Tell me, yeah. crazy for Crazy Frog, Cousin of Crazy Bone.

40:08.20
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, Crazy Bone, he owns a cannabis, he owns his own cannabis strain called Leatherface OG.

40:10.07
Bevo
and

40:11.41
gav
ah

40:16.75
Bevo
ah so he's in the scent game.

40:16.67
gav
Oh, that's a bad fucking name.

40:16.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:19.53
gav
No, no, no.

40:19.79
Bevo
Fragrance game.

40:20.09
gav
That's a cannabis strain.

40:21.27
Chibbs
He's in the weed game.

40:22.22
Bevo
Oh, okay.

40:23.42
gav
And that's not a scent.

40:23.51
Bevo
Did I...

40:23.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:24.71
gav
I mean, it's I'm sure it has a scent.

40:25.80
Chibbs
Plays and playson Skill wrote the World Cup thing cup anthem that Pitbull sung.

40:26.85
gav
Oh,

40:32.87
gav
fuck.

40:32.50
Chibbs
I don't remember which one that was, but whatever one Pitbull did. Fucking playing skills. but that Yeah.

40:38.36
gav
It's my pit bull featuring Ludacris.

40:39.99
Chibbs
Yeah, this won a Grammy for Best Rap Performance by Duo or Group in 2007. um

40:47.26
Bevo
Have you noticed this kind of stuff doesn't happen anymore? Like this like little gangster, like the hard gangster stuff.

40:49.02
Chibbs
Nah.

40:52.50
Chibbs
That gets nominated for a Grammy?

40:54.97
Bevo
No, it's just out of fashion.

40:55.16
gav
I'm sorry, are you are you forgetting that Not Like Us just fucking swept the Grammys as a rap diss track?

40:58.65
Bevo
Yeah, but it's not like...

40:58.17
Chibbs
Kendrick was pretty...

41:02.15
Bevo
That's a distractor, not a like, I'm fucking hard ass.

41:07.16
Chibbs
I reckon it's out there.

41:07.85
gav
no

41:08.23
Chibbs
I think if you were in the States, there would be heaps more of it that's really big.

41:13.92
Bevo
Yeah, okay. Yeah.

41:13.96
Chibbs
Yeah. I think we just get drip fed like the, you know, the hits.

41:19.38
gav
The distilled scene.

41:19.53
Bevo
it's it's funny It's funny to think about like the majority of people listening to this song are people who the most illegal thing they've ever done is downloaded fucking the callings wherever you will go.

41:29.25
gav
This song.

41:32.06
Chibbs
a Yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:33.09
Bevo
well i because Yeah,

41:36.75
Chibbs
Apparently Chameleon Air refused to shoot a video with alcohol or women in bikinis.

41:42.89
Bevo
because he didn't want them to catch him.

41:42.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:44.23
Bevo
Riding dirty.

41:44.05
Chibbs
ah He doesn't want to get caught. doesnt he Well, he's already got this guy. He's just shooting up Houston. So, I mean, it's, you know. Yeah. ah And the original beat was made in under an hour, apparently.

41:56.63
gav
Oh, shit.

41:56.64
Chibbs
Yeah. Plays and skills just knocking him out. He said it was, um reportedly it came from, he just chopped and like, screwed up a bunch of mixtapes from underground houston like rappers so there's some controversy with like yeah where's yeah like he's just like bunch of mixtapes that p's probably getting given fucking tapes and shit all the time it's a producer and then apparently people like you used a little bit of mine and this and that or whatever but um

42:11.10
gav
Nice.

42:13.47
Bevo
ah Legality.

42:14.76
gav
Oh, the rights to it and stuff.

42:15.29
Bevo
yeah

42:16.99
gav
Yeah, right.

42:17.68
Bevo
Credits. yeah

42:28.19
Chibbs
He was like 21 or something when he produced this song, Plays and Skills.

42:32.82
gav
Fuck.

42:32.97
Chibbs
Yeah. there a video, Gav?

42:37.81
gav
There's a video. There's a video.

42:39.46
Chibbs
Right.

42:54.33
gav
That's not me.

42:54.58
Chibbs
Nope. And it never will be.

42:58.44
gav
It will be when we get my fucking track in the mix.

42:59.77
Chibbs
I don't know if it exists.

43:00.72
gav
um It exists.

43:02.22
Bevo
and It does.

43:02.58
gav
you're fucking It's the Mandela effect.

43:03.10
Bevo
There's two versions.

43:04.30
gav
it's the mandela There's two.

43:03.92
Chibbs
Well, someone needs to give it. Someone needs to give it to me. Like, find it and fucking send it to me.

43:07.36
gav
Someone did. Someone did it and you've been ignoring it for weeks.

43:09.92
Chibbs
Again.

43:10.96
gav
You motherfucker.

43:10.80
Chibbs
Like, again. Again. I'm not scrolling back.

43:13.46
gav
i've had almost I've had almost enough. Another 12 weeks of this and I might start to get mad.

43:15.48
Chibbs
I'm not scrolling back.

43:16.49
Bevo
the

43:16.46
Chibbs
I'm not scrolling back.

43:18.44
Bevo
I will say the onus is not on Chibs to scroll. It must be handed to him.

43:20.96
Chibbs
I'm not scrolling back. Someone find and pin it or pin it. so

43:25.76
gav
Dan's name in the chat Lieutenant. I will not scroll back Dan or some shit.

43:28.74
Chibbs
Yeah, and I respect it. Yeah.

43:32.73
gav
All right. Well, it's in his court. Anyway, Ryden, film clip. Chameleon Air has more gold in his mouth than Sean Connery after eating Shirley Eaton's ass on the set of Goldfinger.

43:50.03
Bevo
The wheeze.

43:49.96
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha!

43:49.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:51.15
Bevo
yeah

43:52.55
Chibbs
yeah

43:53.77
Bevo
Very good.

43:54.17
Chibbs
Okay.

43:59.62
Chibbs
ah That's funny.

44:01.60
gav
I'm actually a little proud of that one. I liked that. That was that was fun.

44:02.69
Chibbs
Yeah, like that. That's good. Yeah.

44:07.08
Bevo
just checking the comments real quick just to see.

44:06.59
Chibbs
Oh,

44:09.09
gav
I'll say, is there is there any heat in the comments?

44:09.82
Chibbs
ah apparently there's no there's no CGI in the video.

44:10.49
gav
I had a bit of a...

44:12.34
Chibbs
all the All the car stunts and lowrider shit's real, apparently.

44:16.74
gav
Just him doing it.

44:17.81
Bevo
Can I read you one, actually, two months ago?

44:17.19
Chibbs
Yep.

44:18.13
gav
Good on him.

44:20.25
Bevo
Jimitri U Repstock.

44:19.76
Chibbs
Hmm.

44:22.39
Bevo
He's still the cleanest Canadian rapper. Never once swore in his songs.

44:27.04
gav
go

44:27.56
Chibbs
Wait, what? He definitely swore in this song.

44:30.50
Bevo
don't know. Maybe he's movie's been funny.

44:32.73
Chibbs
okay Right.

44:35.72
gav
um

44:35.43
Chibbs
like Okay.

44:37.04
Bevo
Yeah.

44:37.01
gav
ah like I like, this was my childhood anthem. Forever a classic.

44:40.47
Chibbs
Right and dirty. Eight-year-old fucking with a gun.

44:44.33
gav
Childhood. Childhood anthem.

44:46.98
Chibbs
No one's going to catch me.

44:48.29
gav
Oh, fuck.

44:48.89
Chibbs
um Is there a set list for Chameleon Air?

44:52.83
Bevo
No, I looked, there's he's he's on the website, but there's two pages worth of set lists with no songs in them. So couldn't tell you, sorry.

44:58.58
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. but Is he dead?

45:02.55
Bevo
Well, okay, it's interesting because there's one in 2007, one 2008, one in 2000, not two 2009, one in 2010, one in 2011, 16, 17, 17, and then 22. So he's very sporadic with his sets. but two in two thousand and nine one in two thousand and ten one in two thousand and eleven sixteen seventeen seventeen and then twenty two so he's very very

45:16.63
gav
Yes, sporadic.

45:17.45
Bevo
spadic

45:17.07
Chibbs
I guess he's he's a tech.

45:18.26
gav
Yeah.

45:19.00
Chibbs
He's probably a tech billionaire.

45:21.25
Bevo
And the last set in 2022 is Chimilia at Batfest.

45:21.92
gav
Yeah.

45:25.17
Bevo
2022. Batfest. Yeah.

45:25.58
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, Batfest.

45:26.40
gav
That fist.

45:26.52
Chibbs
Yeah, Batfest.

45:27.66
Bevo
baist

45:27.26
Chibbs
That's a big one. Yeah. well, that's good. We don't have to fuck around with that shit, do we?

45:32.86
Bevo
and and and and and and and

45:36.18
Chibbs
It topped the Billboard Hot 100 in 2006. It sold over 4 million digital copies. It appeared on VH1's greatest hip-hop songs list.

45:48.71
Chibbs
I don't know what number.

45:49.45
gav
Won the fucking Grammy.

45:50.51
Chibbs
did want a Grammy. Yeah. um And it paves the way for him to pivot into tech entrepreneurship.

45:59.04
gav
Jesus.

45:59.31
Chibbs
Yeah. um Okay. So,

46:05.80
Chibbs
yeah, I think that's about it.

46:19.80
Chibbs
Okay. I don't know if he has another song than this.

46:25.00
Bevo
No, not that I know

46:26.61
Chibbs
So sort of like he did this and went, I'm just going invest my money and, you know, we'll see how we So what do you think his net worth is 2025,

46:31.97
gav
And he fucking nailed it.

46:40.68
gav
It's so hard, man. Because we talked about his big score there, but he was an early adopter of that platform. Whatever it was that said was half a Billy.

46:49.18
Chibbs
Yeah, he got in early. Got in early, yeah.

46:51.61
gav
But that's not to say he founded it. It wasn't his, like he, but yeah, I feel like he's,

46:52.54
Chibbs
Nah, God, no. No, no. He's just an investor.

46:58.38
Chibbs
But he didn't need to go record any more music.

47:01.47
gav
he's got he's got other He's got other pies in the oven for sure. I'm going to go... 300 mil.

47:08.11
Chibbs
Okay. Bye-bye.

47:10.05
Bevo
um I accidentally just read a YouTube comment that says, Chimillionaire is now Chibillionaire. So I'm going to use that information and say $1.2 billion.

47:15.37
gav
Oh, fuck.

47:19.28
Bevo
Oh, okay.

47:18.84
Chibbs
No, it's $50 million. dollars Yeah,

47:21.45
gav
Oh, what the fuck off? No way.

47:22.64
Bevo
Well, that comment was five years ago.

47:23.13
gav
50

47:24.52
Bevo
Yeah.

47:27.31
gav
mil?

47:28.90
Bevo
True.

47:29.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:30.82
gav
I mean, obviously not to be scoffed at, but um

47:31.69
Chibbs
No, he's still got one song.

47:35.73
gav
but tech, he got it on the...

47:35.94
Bevo
True.

47:37.86
gav
I mean, obviously, I feel like the tech bubble did burst in the fucking late 90s, I think.

47:38.50
Bevo
Yeah, well, who's to say?

47:37.81
Chibbs
He might have put $10,000 in. like...

47:44.90
Chibbs
you know like

47:46.56
gav
I guess we made it sound like it was all systems go.

47:47.71
Bevo
it's

47:48.48
gav
Maybe he got on maybe got on just as the thing fell off a cliff. um

47:51.36
Chibbs
I don't know, but, you know.

47:53.32
Bevo
Maybe that's enough for him and he doesn't need any more.

47:54.46
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.

47:55.85
gav
I respect that.

47:56.41
Chibbs
Yeah, so do And you know what?

47:57.33
gav
And honestly, that should be and that should be enough for most people.

47:58.04
Chibbs
It seemed like he might have got killed. He's going to go hang around Crazy Bone anymore. He might have been killed

48:04.88
Bevo
I was just thinking before about, imagine being the manager of these type of rappers that are just into crime.

48:08.25
Chibbs
ah already.

48:10.59
Bevo
and you should be fucking hell.

48:10.47
Chibbs
Oh. You would need to have quite the staple of clients because, like, they'd be dropping like flies.

48:17.49
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

48:17.55
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

48:18.66
gav
I um ah quite liked, i'm I'm sure there's a lot of artistic license that's been taken there, but the scene in Straight Outta Compton where Ice Cube goes into his record label ah manager's office with just like a crew with baseball bats and they just fucking demolish the office.

48:27.59
Chibbs
Oh, it fucked the whole room up.

48:31.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:34.66
gav
And then later on, he's in there having like a perfectly amicable meeting, like months later.

48:37.07
Chibbs
Yeah, well, you know.

48:39.06
gav
And he's like, oh, so you've fixed the place up.

48:39.99
Bevo
There's also the scene, it's like after the concert where they the managers try and get them on board and they're like, we manage the California Raisins.

48:40.90
gav
Yeah.

48:46.63
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:48.92
gav
ah ah

48:51.54
Chibbs
Fucking great movie.

48:53.30
Bevo
Yeah, it is.

48:53.44
gav
ah That is a good movie.

48:53.88
Bevo
bought it on Blu-ray afterwards.

48:54.18
Chibbs
Yeah. Alright, nice.

48:57.10
gav
Oh, nice one.

48:57.75
Chibbs
Uh, let's rate this shit.

48:59.11
gav
I didn't realise you watched it 2008.

49:03.32
Chibbs
Uh,

49:12.86
Chibbs
all alright. Um, you rated out of swank, swanging, swanging so much that you've ended up in a ditch and died.

49:18.95
gav
but

49:19.31
Bevo
Swanging.

49:21.47
Chibbs
It's ten.

49:23.03
gav
um

49:24.58
Chibbs
And one is, um,

49:26.08
Bevo
I finally have a name for what happens when I'm trying to change the song on the stereo.

49:28.25
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Oh, Bevo's fucking swanging.

49:32.61
gav
Bevo swanging trying to trying to skip this track.

49:32.51
Chibbs
Um,

49:35.99
Chibbs
uh, yeah. Yeah. I, um, and and a one is, just one, one little swing. It's one swanging back, back on the straight and narrow.

49:46.71
gav
Yeah, you've drifted on the midline, it's gone the d-d-d-d-d-d-d and you've pulled back pulled back in the lane.

49:48.65
Chibbs
do Then you're like, oh Oh, yeah. But there was no one around.

49:51.45
gav
Yeah. Yeah, no one saw.

49:52.18
Chibbs
You're all good. Yeah.

49:53.88
gav
You're all good.

49:53.93
Chibbs
Uh, okay. What do you give it? 10. You'd rather die one. You're alive.

49:58.79
gav
I don't know.

49:59.21
Chibbs
What do you give it, Bevo?

50:01.84
Bevo
It's hard to divorce this song from the little kids and trikes videos on YouTube and stuff. And also the, um we'll hear it soon, but the um the old people's choir singing this song.

50:12.62
Chibbs
yeah.

50:13.94
Bevo
Yeah. So it doesn't go hard for me because it feels like a joke. Like the steam got taken out of it. So i'm going to give it a seven and a half out of 10.

50:22.82
Chibbs
Okay, fair enough. Gav?

50:25.89
gav
um Bevo's objectively wrong. This song goes hard. um It's a two. It's a fucking two.

50:30.75
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. sure

50:32.01
gav
And we did talk about this before, um but yeah, I feel like this one was in the slot for when I was like, Early high school, this song was big. It was a fucking cool song. And I think I've probably got a soft spot from then.

50:45.02
gav
But reading those lyrics, so often it's like we read lyrics and that's the biggest face palming aspect of the whole song.

50:50.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:52.01
gav
Nothing in there made me maybe cringe.

50:53.48
Chibbs
No, it seemed legit.

50:54.93
Bevo
Yeah, it's no in the air by Flo Rida, isn't it?

50:54.28
Chibbs
It seemed legit.

50:55.53
gav
Yeah.

50:56.82
Chibbs
Yeah, it wasn't... No flow, no flow, either.

50:58.03
gav
it It is certainly no A-yer.

50:59.86
Bevo
How old were you in 2005, Gav?

50:59.82
gav
Yeah.

50:59.20
Chibbs
Yeah, I...

51:01.62
Bevo
Sorry, Chibs.

51:02.89
gav
Oh, fuck. How old was I? Like 13? 13? 13?

51:06.25
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

51:06.35
gav
thirteen

51:07.09
Bevo
I was finished high school that year. That was my last year of high school. Yeah.

51:10.64
gav
I started high school that year.

51:11.79
Chibbs
think I was 20 years old.

51:13.06
gav
There you go.

51:14.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:16.65
Bevo
There you go.

51:16.72
gav
And look at us now.

51:16.99
Bevo
A little clue to our ages.

51:16.90
Chibbs
And look at us now.

51:17.96
gav
We're all the same age.

51:19.35
Bevo
yeah Yeah, exactly.

51:19.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:20.21
gav
Generic middle-aged man.

51:20.43
Bevo
All the same age.

51:20.94
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Um, I only heard this for the first time, ah about 52 minutes ago and and, and, and, um, jazz knew it.

51:29.91
Bevo
say ah Yeah,

51:30.18
gav
Inconceivable. Inconceivable.

51:34.52
Chibbs
Um,

51:36.19
gav
Because she has class.

51:37.27
Bevo
You knew the hook though, didn't you?

51:36.86
Chibbs
Cause yeah. Cause she's class no no, I didn't know any of it.

51:40.16
Bevo
Even the hook. Wow. Wow.

51:40.16
Chibbs
Nah.

51:41.00
gav
Get the fuck out. How did you miss this?

51:42.08
Chibbs
ah It's missed me.

51:42.89
gav
Oh,

51:43.08
Chibbs
It's like Pokemon fucking just missed me. i don't know.

51:47.19
gav
Jesus.

51:46.65
Chibbs
Um, and I didn't listen to all of it to be fair.

51:47.62
Bevo
Okay.

51:50.65
gav
did you get Did you at least get to Crazy's verse? Because that's worth the price of admission, man.

51:52.14
Chibbs
no I didn't get the crazy. Oh, actually I think I did.

51:54.78
gav
ah for fuck's sake.

51:55.41
Chibbs
Cause at the start I was like, this is shit. And then I scrolled another minute and I went, Ooh, that's going hard.

52:01.17
gav
Yeah, okay.

52:00.79
Chibbs
yeah, yeah, yeah.

52:01.85
gav
you You landed right in the middle Crazy's verse.

52:03.82
Chibbs
So I'm going to give it a four.

52:04.88
gav
All

52:07.46
Bevo
Okay.

52:07.23
Chibbs
I'm give four.

52:08.20
gav
right.

52:08.31
Bevo
Safe.

52:08.50
gav
Crazy Frog 4.

52:08.85
Bevo
Safe. Yeah.

52:08.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

52:10.33
gav
All right.

52:09.77
Chibbs
Ring-a-ding, ding, ding. ding

52:11.60
gav
I like that you're below five.

52:11.49
Chibbs
Ring-a-ding.

52:12.72
gav
I thought you were about to swing.

52:13.02
Chibbs
it's not... No, it's not bad. i don't think it's a bad song. But just...

52:16.70
Bevo
wonder Crazy Frog does a version of this.

52:16.93
gav
yeah

52:18.19
Chibbs
Fuck it.

52:19.00
Bevo
just i almost typed in Dirty Frog.

52:19.31
gav
Imagine.

52:20.19
Chibbs
ah dirtyro

52:21.50
gav
Dirty frog.

52:22.28
Chibbs
Riding frog. good ah

52:29.04
gav
oh

52:29.23
Chibbs
um all right, thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go and fuck yourself.

52:32.98
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.