I Touch Myself - Divinyls

Divinyls – “I Touch Myself” (1990)
★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
Genre: Sexy Pop-Rock with a Side of Subtle Shouting

If you’ve ever wanted to tell the entire world you’re into yourself—like, really into yourself—but with an Aussie accent and a jangly guitar riff behind you, "I Touch Myself" is your anthem.

Released in 1990, this song boldly launched a thousand awkward glances across car radios, shopping centre PAs, and family BBQs. It’s essentially a public service announcement for private pleasure. The late, great Chrissy Amphlett croons with the kind of sultry conviction that makes you wonder whether she’s flirting with you or challenging you to a fight. Possibly both.

Musically, it’s a classic pop-rock banger dressed in leather and smirking. The guitars chug along with a no-nonsense energy, while the chorus barrels in like a drunk confession that somehow made it onto Top of the Pops. It’s catchy. Dangerously catchy. You’ll find yourself humming it at work and immediately questioning your life choices.

Lyrically, it’s… well, it’s not subtle. There’s no poetic metaphor here—no “my flower blooms in solitude” kind of vibe. Just straight-up: “I touch myself.” A line that makes 13-year-olds giggle, adults pretend not to hear, and cool uncles nod in silent respect.

What’s genuinely impressive is how it flipped the script. At a time when most female-fronted pop-rock was still toeing the line between “empowered” and “palatable,” Amphlett smashed that line with a riding crop and lit a cigarette on its ashes. It’s one of the few songs where the chorus feels like both a dare and a declaration.

Final Verdict:
"I Touch Myself" is a bold, brash, unashamed celebration of self-love with a riff you can strut to and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing in front of your boss—but will anyway. And honestly? That’s kind of the point.

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Transcript

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Chibbs
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Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to pretend your Spotify rap was hacked by former Yugoslavian terrorists.

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Nice.

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gav
Mine actually was.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Very well could be, yeah.

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Chibbs
Well, Yugoslavia is no longer a nation. But um I miss the days where

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Mad Dog
I'm getting a lot of Bosnian up in my feed at the moment.

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Chibbs
yeah the days where Yugoslavians were the baddies in all of the ah Hollywood movies.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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name one

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Chibbs
I think it's because they beat them in basketball. It's like the Yugoslavian team won like the world championships or something against the USA, and then all of a sudden it was every Hollywood movie came out was a Yugoslavian.

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gav
Fuck the Uckers loves Yeah, there you go

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Did one of the diehards have a Yugoslav as a...

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gav
That's great.

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gav
I think you're... It definitely had a German.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, I know the German with it.

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gav
You're not thinking of Hans Gruber?

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Chibbs
Yeah, it was um jarret was Jeremy Irons' character of in... ah Was he German as well? I don't know.

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gav
but

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Chibbs
I don't know. Yeah.

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gav
See, I feel like that was the golden age of um like what white terrorism in cinema. you don't like These days, if someone in the if someone in a film says a terrorist or a terrorist cell, a German is not walking into frame.

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Chibbs
Nah.

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Mad Dog
No, you get a picture in your in your mind.

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gav
That is not happening.

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Chibbs
Nah.

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gav
And I miss that.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
I feel like white people don't get the terrorism credit they deserve.

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Chibbs
Bring back white terror, I say.

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gav
Bring back white terror.

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Mad Dog
Big in the IRA.

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gav
I've been touting this for years. The IRA did it best, man.

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Mad Dog
Big in the IRA.

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gav
They knew exactly.

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Chibbs
I don't know. Timothy McVeigh, um hey

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gav
shit Shout out to our IRA listeners.

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Chibbs
ah

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gav
They're out there.

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Chibbs
it was' he got the alley-oop thrown up and fucking nailed that dunk, didn't he?

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Mad Dog
He did.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

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gav
Oh, man.

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
ah Yeah. yeah Dan's here.

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Chibbs
Well, yeah.

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um I'm just doing, I'm doing silence in absence of Bevo.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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This is where Bevo would would be silent.

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Chibbs
that

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
I was like, you're doing Bevo's position really well.

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Mad Dog
so Silent. Yeah.

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gav
Although I think right towards the end of my white terrorism spell, he would have jumped in and tried to move the conversation elsewhere.

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gav
Oh, fuck. It's been a minute.

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Chibbs
that's all right well so well speaking of um white terror we are doing i touch myself by divinals

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Mad Dog
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gav
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Chibbs
A ferocious two-hander.

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gav
There it There it is.

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Well, I also touch myself, so.

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gav
fingers.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Gavin's here.

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gav
we doing?

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Chibbs
Yeah, good, Gav. Mad Dog?

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gav
That's good, mate.

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Mad Dog
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Chibbs
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Chibbs
It's an excited dog. Dan Southern's here.

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gav
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Chibbs
Yeah, that's hard.

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Mad Dog
Sorry, man.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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So I apologize in advance if I cough into mic because I'm not going to move the mic if I cough.

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gav
Can I just make one request? Anytime you are going to cough, make sure it is into mic, if you could.

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Chibbs
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Chibbs
Volume up, like Zav used to do.

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gav
Yeah, do the yeah rollback roll that gain as high as it gets.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
I want to hear i want to hear your coughs coming through like a fucking Manson intro.

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Chibbs
Oh, we've got some lyrics to get into here because, um like, where are they touching?

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Mad Dog
Hmm.

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gav
Do we find out?

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Yeah, I'm excited.

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gav
Let's find out.

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Chibbs
I imagine so. and i

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

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Chibbs
haven't read the lyrics.

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I'm excited to go on the journey um of this person touching their self, their self, themselves.

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Mad Dog
No.

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gav
I don't

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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um

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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I want to find out all about the areas they're touching. I want to find out the motivation behind the touching.

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Chibbs
Great.

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As much information as possible.

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Chibbs
Let's go. Verse one. I love myself. I want you to love me. When I'm feeling down, i want you above me. I search myself.

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Chibbs
I want you to find me. i forget myself. I want you to remind me. It's

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Mad Dog
Hmm. Okay.

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Chibbs
actually a very well-written verse.

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gav
I was going to say this. It's going to be hard to mock that.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

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gav
That's fucking fantastically written.

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Chibbs
It's like, ah bravo, Divinals. Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
but

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anaconda cock dick
Moving on. Chorus.

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Chibbs
yeah yeah

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gav
i um i do want I do wonder if um if perhaps this is about, you know that thing where like people in nursing homes all have like syphilis they all fuck heaps?

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gav
Have you heard this?

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Chibbs
I've heard this. Yeah.

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gav
Yeah, there's a a real thing with like prescription drugs going missing in nursing homes.

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Chibbs
STDs, STDs, like they ramp it through, through nursing homes.

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gav
Yeah, yeah, I'm certain we've touched on this on the pod. We've touched ourselves on this on the pod.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
But yeah, old people fuck hard in in in retirement communities.

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Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

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gav
And I'm wondering here towards the end if perhaps she has some sort of ah you know Alzheimer's, dementia sort of situation.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
She's forgetting herself, but she's coming.

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Mad Dog
I thought it was Alzheimer's there.

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gav
or Yeah, we might have fallen down an early um mental deterioration funnel.

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Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Mad Dog. No, Mad Dog. Mad Dog. I don't know how you've missed this and I picked it up.

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Mad Dog
Oh, hang on.

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Chibbs
We're in a Fritzl funnel.

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gav
yeah but ah

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Mad Dog
Fuck. have Have I, have I missed an obvious.

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gav
it so ri It's Two things are rare so rare.

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Chibbs
tell me Tell me this. Tell me this.

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gav
It's so rare for Mad Dog to miss it and it's so rare for Chibs to catch it.

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
so

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Chibbs
When I'm feeling down, i want you above me.

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gav
Oh, here we go.

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Mad Dog
Okay, so this is from Elizabeth's perspective.

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gav
From the basement. From the basement.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Mad Dog
All right.

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Chibbs
but Drag that Christmas tree down, Papa. ah Let's light this place up.

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gav
Oh my god.

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Mad Dog
The kids are hungry.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
um Fuck.

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Mad Dog
The kids.

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gav
Oh god. i want you to find me?

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Mad Dog
I forget myself.

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gav
Is she talking? Maybe that's a cry to the police in that line?

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
I'm not sure.

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Chibbs
Yeah, i forget myself.

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Mad Dog
um Okay, well, yeah, I'm losing my touch a little bit with the Fritzl stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

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gav
Let's say that was that was a veiled that was a veiled reference, I feel.

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Chibbs
searching Searching yourself...

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gav
that wasn't That wasn't overt.

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Chibbs
Yeah, sorry, yeah.

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gav
Maybe we'll see where it goes. I'd say we' we're we're we're licking the rim of the um Fritzl funnel. Let's see if we fall in.

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Chibbs
I just think that searching yourself is like, you know, when you've, you don't know if you've left your keys in your pocket or whatever, you just patting yourself down.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, just bit of a pat down.

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Yeah.

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gav
Yeah. and pat and and that That's it.

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Chibbs
Maybe that's what the touching is.

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Yeah.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
The touching is just a patting yourself down, lost the keys.

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Yeah.

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gav
She's lost her keys. This still tracks with the dementia.

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Chibbs
It's all very innocent.

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gav
Maybe she's like looking for a keys.

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Chibbs
Sure.

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gav
Then she realizes that she hasn't driven since like 98. Come Jeanette.

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Hmm.

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Chibbs
and Someone takes it and goes, sit down.

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Mad Dog
and

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
ah come on jeannette

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Mad Dog
it Actually, now you mention it, they why would you be thinking it has to be sexual, this touching? Like, you know, your brain automatically goes there, but there's nothing about...

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Chibbs
No, masturbation.

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Mad Dog
No, it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't need to be sexual touching.

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Yeah. I think I want everything.

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gav
She hasn't said touch yet, just for the record.

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Yeah. No, no, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

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Jump in the gun a bit.

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Mad Dog
Well, searching yourself is touching.

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Chibbs
Love.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Love, AKA touch.

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No.

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It's, well, self-love. Self-love.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Stealth self-love.

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ah Self-love.

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Chibbs
ah thought you said what thought you said I thought you said stealth love.

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What?

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ah

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gav
Stealth love.

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what would that be yeah yeah that's loving from afar hidden in bushes i'm a stealth lover uh yeah yeah i'm stealth in love with you what are you

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gav
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
That's called stalking. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Yeah. A stealth.

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gav
well

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Chibbs
I'm more of a stealth lover.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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gav
Stealth lover.

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Chibbs
The chorus. It goes... the chorus it goes I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself. Oh, I don't want anybody else.

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Chibbs
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

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All right. So like, is this just anywhere?

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Chibbs
right.

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Like ah if she thinks about this person, is she going to just touch herself in like immediately?

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Chibbs
Just, just,

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like she's She's on the bus. She starts thinking about him.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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hands Hands are going up the skirt.

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Mad Dog
Every time. Every time, as soon as she thinks about them.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
How often does this shit get arrested, do you think?

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I imagine a lot. ah um I'm pretty sure you can't masturbate in public. I mean, it didn't work.

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gav
I think, no, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure there's a ah classic double standard here. I think i think she can. And I think if you if you were on the same bus on the opposite seat to her down the aisle, the cops would walk up that aisle, they'd stop middle, they'd look at her, they'd look at you, and then they'd drag your ass off the bus, jacking it on the bus.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
For jacking it on the bus.

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Yeah, that's true.

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gav
And she's still jacking it on the bus, just watching you get the shit kicked out you by the lovely New South Wales police force on the on the side of the road there.

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Mad Dog
That's true.

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Um...

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Um, this...

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Chibbs
It's actually quite romantic. It's only the what this one specific person that she she jacks it to.

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gav
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a very um it's a very it's very for a very raunchy song it's very sweet yeah so sweet

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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It is very romantic.

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Chibbs
So sweet.

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Um...

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Chibbs
Except that all the oh no's at the end. that kind if There's something about saying oh no over and over again that is a bit sinister.

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gav
ah

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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um So double standard being like, if a girl says, when I think about you, I touch myself, it kind of sounds romantic.

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Mad Dog
Nah.

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But if a guy says like, when I, when I think, yeah, if a guy was to say, yeah,

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Chibbs
Yeah, it's very sweet. that Very charming.

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gav
no

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Chibbs
A charming little thing to say.

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gav
ah Yeah, if if Michael Hudgens, if any excess had sung this, it would not have been a hit.

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Mad Dog
not

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if if a guy was to say, when I, when I think about you,

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gav
It would have been a creepy, creepy anthem.

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Mad Dog
ah

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It's different. It's different.

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Chibbs
No, no one else either.

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Like, it doesn't come across sweet and romantic.

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gav
Oh, God.

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Mad Dog
It does.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
and no No one else.

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Mad Dog
It's completely different.

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Chibbs
Only you. When I think of you.

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When I think about you, wank my dick.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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gav
but

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Mad Dog
Cody.

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gav
i jack my shit i honestly do i jack my shit

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but

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Hey, speaking of that, a public masturbation. Wasn't the Coney guy, the guy that did all the Coney stuff, didn't he get busted doing a masturbate?

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gav
yeah yep a big masturbate in uh san diego the guy who made the coney 2012 video

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Mad Dog
cony

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Not Cody, the guy who... The guy

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Chibbs
Not the African general.

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Mad Dog
Oh,

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Chibbs
ah the The documentary filmmaker.

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gav
Not the one that was recruiting the child soldiers. Yeah, the one that made them.

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Mad Dog
right.

00:11:47.34
Chibbs
yeah

00:11:49.91
gav
Dan Southern, was that a cough ah out of the mic, Dan Southern, you treacherous bastard?

00:11:50.25
Mad Dog
The African general.

00:11:49.53
Chibbs
that's

00:11:55.58
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who's... Sorry, oh I'll do better.

00:11:57.19
gav
I've had just about enough of this.

00:11:57.62
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um right

00:11:57.27
Chibbs
I thought that guy was just coked out of his mind and was doing nude runs and shit.

00:11:58.27
gav
so

00:12:00.67
Chibbs
Was he a wanker? Did he publicly...

00:12:02.87
gav
I think he wanked in public, yeah.

00:12:03.90
Mad Dog
It's a public masturbator. Yeah.

00:12:05.37
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I don't know if this is...

00:12:04.76
Chibbs
I thought that was Pee Wee Herman was known for a good public wank.

00:12:09.96
Mad Dog
Oh, there's been many, many.

00:12:10.76
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Was he?

00:12:12.20
Mad Dog
famous public masturbators. over

00:12:14.34
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um

00:12:13.59
Chibbs
George Michael.

00:12:15.29
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tell me at least one.

00:12:16.35
Chibbs
George Michael.

00:12:17.30
Mad Dog
um

00:12:16.95
Chibbs
George

00:12:18.99
gav
um

00:12:19.70
Mad Dog
adolf Adolf Hitler.

00:12:22.45
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Public masturbator, was he?

00:12:22.54
Mad Dog
He loved a good public wank right up there on the Berghof.

00:12:28.53
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Right, okay.

00:12:28.77
gav
um

00:12:31.39
anaconda cock dick
Well, I'm pretty sure that's true about the Coney guy. I think he actually, he like was caught on the side of the road.

00:12:35.35
gav
Yeah, so I've just, he his his name was jason his name was Jason Russell, um and it seems as though he was hospitalized for several weeks in 2012 during the height of the Kony 2012 popularity.

00:12:34.94
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

00:12:48.94
gav
um Yeah, he was attributing it to extreme exhaustion, stress, and dehydration. He said it was an out-of-body experience, but there's no mention on his Wikipedia page of masturbation on this one.

00:12:54.85
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Yeah.

00:12:56.01
Chibbs
Have a drink.

00:12:58.57
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All right. All

00:13:01.28
gav
So, don't know.

00:13:02.63
Mad Dog
um'm I'm completely dehydrated and exhausted. Better have a wank.

00:13:06.25
gav
That'll lose some bodily fluids.

00:13:06.36
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right.

00:13:06.71
Chibbs
I'm so thirsty, it makes me get naked and run through the streets.

00:13:10.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:13:11.68
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Maybe this song maybe the song was inspired by, what's his name?

00:13:11.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:16.79
Chibbs
Coney.

00:13:18.54
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No, like the guy that was doing the Kony stuff. He's like, when he thinks about Kony, he touches himself.

00:13:21.10
Chibbs
Mr. Coney.

00:13:23.26
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Yeah.

00:13:22.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:13:26.29
Mad Dog
African general.

00:13:26.44
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i don't know. I'm just saying there's questions.

00:13:27.30
gav
Mr. Coney.

00:13:28.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:29.69
gav
Merry Christmas, Mr. Coney.

00:13:32.38
Chibbs
Verse 2. You're the one that makes me come running.

00:13:37.80
gav
and No, no, no.

00:13:37.11
Chibbs
You're the... so

00:13:38.24
gav
can you can you Can you read that again with a slight pause between the last two words?

00:13:41.25
Chibbs
You're the one that makes me come running.

00:13:44.63
gav
Thank you.

00:13:44.01
Chibbs
You're the sun who makes me shine. When you're around, I'm always laughing. I want to make you mine.

00:13:55.84
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always laughing. I think, I think is this person ah a jester or a clown? Perhaps she's in love with a court jester.

00:14:02.84
Mad Dog
yeah

00:14:02.89
Chibbs
So

00:14:04.02
gav
No, no, no, because if she was the jester, she wouldn't be laughing. i'm I'm guessing that he is the court jester. And when she's always around him, that's why she's laughing.

00:14:11.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:11.80
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That's what I'm saying.

00:14:12.16
gav
Oh, I thought you were saying that she was a clown.

00:14:12.66
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That's what I'm saying.

00:14:12.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:13.06
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Yeah.

00:14:13.41
Mad Dog
He's a clown.

00:14:15.20
gav
I was like, the clown doesn't laugh.

00:14:15.86
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No, no, no.

00:14:16.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:16.60
gav
Okay, good. Sorry, apologies.

00:14:18.54
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Yeah. Now she's in love.

00:14:19.02
Mad Dog
The clown's always sad.

00:14:19.16
gav
I'm going to jacket in San Diego.

00:14:19.90
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I'm, I'm proposing the possibility that,

00:14:21.82
Chibbs
so she's laughing while she's jacking off. Laughing. Laughing.

00:14:26.34
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:14:26.52
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Yeah.

00:14:26.92
Mad Dog
Yeah. It's hysterically.

00:14:27.66
gav
Wait, do you not do that?

00:14:28.81
Mad Dog
Well,

00:14:30.04
gav
Is that not?

00:14:31.36
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I cry. Hopefully.

00:14:33.38
gav
Oh, okay. Yeah, ah me too.

00:14:35.27
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lot of crying and sobbing.

00:14:35.71
gav
that's That's the normal thing to do.

00:14:37.82
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Yeah.

00:14:38.09
Chibbs
Laughing all the time is the craziest thing of this entire song.

00:14:42.73
gav
oh fuck yeah.

00:14:42.38
Chibbs
Like, ah imagine, it's like, it's the old family guy. Like, Tom Hanks. Everything he says is hilarious. I have AIDS.

00:14:50.43
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Yeah.

00:14:50.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:51.79
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Yeah.

00:14:51.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:52.10
gav
ha ha.

00:14:52.28
Chibbs
ah

00:14:55.47
Mad Dog
So she's also having a rub on her morning jog.

00:15:01.82
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Yeah.

00:15:02.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:03.53
gav
yeah

00:15:03.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:03.52
Chibbs
Well, she probably wasn't intending to have a rub, but then this dude's popped into her fucking mind and mean but we all we all know how like that goes every time she thinks about him.

00:15:10.62
gav
And she's come running.

00:15:10.74
Mad Dog
he's ski He's given her a call. Yeah.

00:15:16.57
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:15:16.68
gav
That's some pretty exceptional wordplay though. You're the one that makes me come running.

00:15:19.87
Mad Dog
Come running.

00:15:20.32
gav
Fuck, that's good.

00:15:20.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:22.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:23.51
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Yeah.

00:15:23.89
gav
Love it.

00:15:23.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:25.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:25.97
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The start...

00:15:25.22
Chibbs
Running as well. It's not a jog. That's like running is at, at, at, at pace.

00:15:28.78
gav
Yeah, she's a she's ah it's a flat out sprint.

00:15:28.93
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Yeah, it's a run.

00:15:29.03
Mad Dog
It's right

00:15:30.21
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Yeah.

00:15:32.38
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:32.43
Mad Dog
sprinting.

00:15:32.63
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah. Sprint masturbator.

00:15:35.08
Chibbs
ah

00:15:38.41
Mad Dog
I'm just picturing it. Like a hundred meter sprint. Like, yeah.

00:15:41.89
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Like knees fucking pumping real high.

00:15:43.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:45.25
Chibbs
Like just, yeah.

00:15:47.74
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Yeah.

00:15:48.25
gav
and and Hand down your your fucking gym tights, butt plug falling out.

00:15:47.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:48.52
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And you're off balance.

00:15:52.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:52.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:54.00
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Yeah.

00:15:53.69
Chibbs
it's to It's Tom Cruise like in every Mission Impossible movie just fucking bolting.

00:15:54.54
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Yeah.

00:15:58.41
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yeah

00:15:58.57
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:16:00.61
anaconda cock dick
yeah Yeah, you're off balance because um when you go to when you run as hard as you can, your arms kind of need to really go for it as well.

00:16:06.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:07.25
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So if he's doing that with one arm and the other arm's down at hand.

00:16:06.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:07.70
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:16:09.17
Mad Dog
yeah

00:16:08.46
Chibbs
Put only one arm's going. Yeah.

00:16:10.92
anaconda cock dick
it's like you're off balance.

00:16:11.27
Mad Dog
yeah

00:16:10.60
Chibbs
Throws her off.

00:16:12.05
gav
She's running in a very large circle. She's going to end up where she started by the time she comes.

00:16:14.74
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Laughing.

00:16:20.21
Chibbs
And also, can someone tell me how hot is the sun the surface of the sun? It's

00:16:26.78
Mad Dog
Fucking hot.

00:16:26.81
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where we need Zav.

00:16:28.42
Mad Dog
Fucking hot.

00:16:28.72
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Yeah.

00:16:28.70
Chibbs
hot, eh?

00:16:29.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:28.90
Chibbs
Yeah, we need Zav here. He would know that.

00:16:31.04
anaconda cock dick
um He would have done the maths on that and worked it out.

00:16:31.09
Chibbs
but But there's a person here that that is an actual sun.

00:16:33.48
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um

00:16:38.86
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, she's...

00:16:41.51
gav
Okay, 15 million degrees Celsius at its core.

00:16:42.23
anaconda cock dick
This person...

00:16:43.71
Chibbs
There's a person that is 15 million degrees.

00:16:44.97
gav
Nice.

00:16:48.34
Chibbs
hot and it's just making them want to masturbate what i I wish you were millions and millions of kilometers away yeah yeah

00:16:50.74
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Yeah. And laughed.

00:16:53.32
gav
yeah

00:16:54.35
Mad Dog
but That's hilarious how you're burning everyone to a crisp.

00:16:58.39
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Yeah.

00:16:58.67
gav
but

00:17:03.26
Mad Dog
yeah

00:17:03.42
anaconda cock dick
Um, yeah.

00:17:06.51
gav
nice

00:17:07.22
anaconda cock dick
yeah And she wants to make them hers as well.

00:17:10.53
gav
That's a little bit Fritzl.

00:17:11.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:12.53
gav
We're still just licking the rim. I still don't think we've like really plunged.

00:17:14.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:16.21
Chibbs
no we don't know

00:17:17.04
Mad Dog
Usually it's me that draws quite a long bow, um but Chibsy, yeah, came in hot with that.

00:17:18.03
gav
in

00:17:20.29
gav
Yeah, for the Fritzl.

00:17:24.19
gav
Let's see, though. I still think we could get there.

00:17:26.02
Chibbs
I'm glad there's three verses. It gives us more time to clarify what's going on here.

00:17:30.47
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:17:31.12
Chibbs
says, i close my eyes and see you before me. Think I would die if you were to ignore me.

00:17:39.39
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wow

00:17:39.67
Chibbs
a fool could see just how much I adore you. i get down on my knees. I'd do anything for you.

00:17:48.79
Mad Dog
All right, now we're talking about Joseph.

00:17:51.03
gav
Yeah, that's if if he ignored them in the basement, I mean, they're locked in there.

00:17:50.62
Chibbs
ya Yeah, yeah.

00:17:55.31
gav
There'd be no food. yeah

00:17:56.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:56.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:17:57.47
gav
Yeah, it wouldn't it wouldn't go great.

00:17:59.02
Mad Dog
And she would die. Yeah, exactly.

00:18:00.58
gav
Yeah.

00:18:01.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:02.52
gav
No, it's...

00:18:02.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:03.03
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:18:03.72
Mad Dog
and Yeah. The sun. Yeah.

00:18:05.03
gav
Loosely Fritzl. All right.

00:18:06.57
Mad Dog
they

00:18:07.73
gav
I close my eyes and see you before me. That might um also indicate that he is, in fact, the sun.

00:18:12.19
Chibbs
He's...

00:18:13.13
gav
Because if you stare the sun and then you close your eyes, you get that weird, ah massive dot.

00:18:12.75
Chibbs
He is the sun!

00:18:14.12
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Yeah, he is the son.

00:18:14.76
Mad Dog
the sun

00:18:14.17
Chibbs
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:18:17.51
gav
She's like, there he is. I still see him.

00:18:20.51
Mad Dog
massive dot.

00:18:20.83
Chibbs
yeah

00:18:23.03
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:18:24.27
gav
just closing her eyes and massivating furiously over the massive

00:18:25.07
Chibbs
Eyes closed. It's yeah it so it like It never goes away.

00:18:35.49
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:36.03
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

00:18:36.79
gav
but Oh, God.

00:18:39.06
Mad Dog
It would be a fucking big dot.

00:18:39.76
gav
Oh,

00:18:41.27
Mad Dog
Let me tell you.

00:18:41.57
Chibbs
yeah ah

00:18:42.40
gav
oh God. um do I do love that line. and Think I would die if you were to ignore me. That's so fucking melodramatic. Yeah.

00:18:50.37
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Yeah.

00:18:49.89
Chibbs
That is a bit bad.

00:18:51.79
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Yeah. He's just had enough of her for the days.

00:18:52.78
gav
It's like she's she's sitting in the kitchen.

00:18:54.03
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She's pissed him off a bit. and He's like,

00:18:56.30
gav
Yeah, he walks past her, goes to the fridge, grabs a beer, walks away. She just fucking dies. right, my egg.

00:19:00.21
Chibbs
it just

00:19:01.10
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on the spot.

00:19:02.27
Mad Dog
Or just cut.

00:19:01.70
Chibbs
full dead

00:19:03.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:04.00
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Yeah. Her life is, can is completely reliant on him giving her attention.

00:19:10.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:10.98
gav
ah

00:19:11.65
Mad Dog
Just like, if you don't talk to me, I'm going to kill myself. Just like.

00:19:16.08
gav
no

00:19:16.93
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ah

00:19:18.08
gav
all at my egg

00:19:17.35
Chibbs
just has a revolver on the table in front of her at all times yeah yeah yeah

00:19:18.26
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a lot

00:19:19.05
gav
and

00:19:21.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:21.82
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I like how she she says, a fool could see just how much I do it. Like there's some fucking idiot that's standing by and he's like, oh, I could see you.

00:19:28.78
gav
I'm sorry.

00:19:32.41
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so Even I could see it. Wow.

00:19:34.94
Chibbs
love You love him. With gun your head.

00:19:37.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:37.83
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Oh, I could see that.

00:19:37.74
Chibbs
Yeah. As you

00:19:39.23
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I can't see you much else because I'm a fucking idiot.

00:19:39.23
gav
yeah

00:19:42.32
Chibbs
get...

00:19:43.18
Mad Dog
i can I can tell you like him because you're furiously masturbating.

00:19:47.10
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Yeah. Yeah.

00:19:47.31
Chibbs
ah with a gundy your head

00:19:49.97
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Yeah.

00:19:50.87
Chibbs
ah

00:19:52.01
Mad Dog
Look at me.

00:19:52.12
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that what can Yeah.

00:19:53.07
Mad Dog
Look at me.

00:19:54.61
gav
oh

00:19:57.84
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It would give it away.

00:19:57.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, got a bit deranged, he. Yeah.

00:20:00.05
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and would give it away if someone's just standing there with a gun to their head, masturbating, staring at this person, laughing.

00:19:59.44
Chibbs
yeah as you

00:20:05.94
Chibbs
Yeah, laughing.

00:20:06.75
Mad Dog
with the With the village idiot reaffirming, I can tell you really love this guy. Yeah.

00:20:13.08
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Yeah.

00:20:12.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:13.08
gav
um mean I mean, all of this sounds like a lot of red flags and a lot of turnoff, and then she finishes with, I get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you. It's like, yeah, no, she's all right. um I'd ah'd date her.

00:20:20.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:21.87
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well

00:20:21.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:22.18
gav
I'd definitely...

00:20:21.90
Chibbs
You're just like, it's a good sort, this one.

00:20:25.64
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yeah

00:20:25.85
gav
yeah she's she's they're all green flags now suddenly they just flip from green to red I don't know what happened but so i was I was really turned off and now suddenly

00:20:26.55
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one of the um

00:20:29.75
Chibbs
Wow. Wow.

00:20:32.75
Chibbs
Hey, all red lights turn green eventually, don't they?

00:20:36.96
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ah

00:20:37.18
gav
ah no bad

00:20:39.49
anaconda cock dick
um Well, going off the theory that he's the sun, I don't really see her getting down on her knees as something that's going to end well for her.

00:20:47.00
Chibbs
Charred corpse.

00:20:49.08
Mad Dog
Yeah. Huge dot.

00:20:49.95
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she's goingnna get yeah She's going to get within like 800 light years whatever it is close to him and her face is going to be melted.

00:20:49.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:50.30
gav
hu

00:20:54.57
Chibbs
Oh, it's going to be, yeah. Like...

00:20:57.99
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Yeah.

00:20:57.66
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

00:21:02.22
Chibbs
It's like, you should have.

00:21:03.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:21:03.98
gav
so we're eight like we're we're approximately eight light minutes from the sun for the record

00:21:08.95
Chibbs
Are we saying, have we kind of cracked this that she just masturbates at the sun?

00:21:15.97
gav
yeah she's so she's maybe maybe she's got some Aztec blood in her and she still worships the sun a little bit she doesn't know why that's her kink but it is

00:21:16.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:21:20.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:23.13
Mad Dog
It is.

00:21:22.59
Chibbs
She keeps chopping people's heads off as well and right rolling them down temple steps.

00:21:23.88
Mad Dog
think

00:21:27.69
gav
blood blood sacrifices well it was also her that sung pleasure and pain obviously so maybe there was a little bit of that freaky Aztec magic in there oh maybe maybe no just chasing the sun around the equator

00:21:28.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:33.91
Chibbs
Possibly.

00:21:34.81
Mad Dog
you think do you think she you think she takes nighttime as being ignored

00:21:44.10
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ah

00:21:44.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:46.74
Mad Dog
So she just sort of like is always on the edge, like with a revolver against a temple all throughout the night.

00:21:55.71
Chibbs
yeah

00:21:56.48
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:21:57.47
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Yeah. I imagine she, she does that. She just, she's constantly traveling so that she can always see the sun.

00:22:05.32
Mad Dog
No.

00:22:05.35
gav
yeah

00:22:04.96
Chibbs
You never want to see darkness. You just have to move to like the fucking Arctic Circle or something where it's...

00:22:07.37
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Yeah.

00:22:07.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:10.74
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Yeah.

00:22:11.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:11.47
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I imagine that's where she lives.

00:22:11.15
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:22:13.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:13.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:14.43
gav
For six months of the year. And then the other six, it's only dark. She'd be fucking dead immediately.

00:22:19.23
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no

00:22:19.25
gav
She'd have to go flip down to the Antarctic ah for for the other half of the year.

00:22:18.69
Chibbs
That's true.

00:22:21.78
Mad Dog
Antarctic.

00:22:21.24
Chibbs
She'd have to do the old...

00:22:22.39
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, she... I think she...

00:22:22.82
Chibbs
Do an old Earth flip.

00:22:23.71
gav
She'd do that the old Earth switcheroo.

00:22:25.52
anaconda cock dick
yeah She does the flip-flop.

00:22:26.26
Mad Dog
and The old...

00:22:27.47
gav
the The old Earth flip, like that's a real thing that fucking...

00:22:30.03
Chibbs
but

00:22:30.99
Mad Dog
The old polar switcheroo.

00:22:31.41
Chibbs
You know, what the people this ah and like the endless summer documentaries of the surfers.

00:22:32.48
gav
She's...

00:22:36.59
gav
Yeah.

00:22:36.30
Chibbs
You know, they're always just, they just follow summer around.

00:22:37.50
gav
Yeah.

00:22:38.95
Chibbs
Yeah, you've got earth flippers.

00:22:40.25
gav
Yeah.

00:22:41.13
anaconda cock dick
well, you've had heard of Flat Earthers.

00:22:41.22
gav
ah Flippers. Flippers.

00:22:41.73
Mad Dog
over.

00:22:43.72
anaconda cock dick
This is a Flip Earther.

00:22:44.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:45.48
gav
i slipp

00:22:46.39
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:22:46.20
Chibbs
I flip here, I flip there.

00:22:47.49
Mad Dog
playpo

00:22:48.83
gav
yeah

00:22:48.17
Chibbs
ah i'm never I'm never in the dark.

00:22:50.03
Mad Dog
And I masturbate all the way.

00:22:51.72
anaconda cock dick
Hey, where do you but do you live? ah Here and there.

00:22:57.18
gav
but

00:22:57.36
anaconda cock dick
Where and where? On the top of the earth and the bottom of the earth.

00:23:02.63
Mad Dog
And I alternate between the two.

00:23:04.57
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, depending on the sunlight.

00:23:05.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:23:10.45
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Okay,

00:23:10.01
Chibbs
ah

00:23:11.14
anaconda cock dick
sorry I asked.

00:23:12.04
Chibbs
There isn't any more lyrics in this song.

00:23:15.14
Mad Dog
Top and bottom.

00:23:15.96
gav
there's can I just say that and I'm not even just doing this to be a prick the very final chorus where it really runs out there is a there is one different line there and I alright thanks

00:23:19.70
Mad Dog
up

00:23:20.59
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. i Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, it is different. Okay, sorry. Here you go. No, no, I've got you. I've got you. I've got you. I don't want anybody else when I think about you. I touch myself.

00:23:34.96
Chibbs
Uh-oh. I don't want anybody else when I think about you. i touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself.

00:23:45.42
Chibbs
I touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself. I honestly do. I touch myself.

00:23:50.79
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I don't know.

00:23:50.85
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:23:50.52
Chibbs
I touch myself. I touch myself. I honestly do.

00:23:53.36
Mad Dog
them

00:23:57.39
gav
And that for me is the my favourite bit of the song just

00:23:59.24
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:02.77
anaconda cock dick
The reaffirming.

00:24:02.85
Chibbs
it's reaffirming it they're like okay it's i don't it's not about it's not about having a wank and it's just like no honest honest honestly every time i think about you jack it

00:24:04.78
gav
the song. Just in case you were doubting her. Yeah, you're like, I'm not sure.

00:24:11.37
gav
yeah

00:24:13.42
Mad Dog
No, I can't make this any... Yeah.

00:24:18.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:18.42
gav
ah

00:24:19.88
Mad Dog
I can't make this any clearer.

00:24:20.96
Chibbs
yeah just you're not listening

00:24:22.49
Mad Dog
Yeah, I really do. Yeah.

00:24:25.19
gav
I'm pretty sure she says that she touches herself 44 times in this song. forty About 44, I think. So just in case that wasn't enough to really set at home, she comes in with the, I honestly do.

00:24:31.58
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awesome.

00:24:32.11
Mad Dog
Mad.

00:24:35.33
anaconda cock dick
I love that.

00:24:38.40
Mad Dog
I honestly...

00:24:37.93
Chibbs
I honestly do.

00:24:38.68
gav
That's just... Yeah, don't...

00:24:41.43
anaconda cock dick
I love it.

00:24:41.02
Chibbs
but I don't think there's enough songs that just clarify that what they're singing about they really mean.

00:24:48.53
gav
Oh, 100%.

00:24:49.45
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:24:50.14
Mad Dog
No, I'm serious.

00:24:50.16
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:24:49.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:24:50.78
gav
And those artists that are like...

00:24:50.48
Chibbs
we need We need some of that a bit of a bit of everything.

00:24:52.20
gav
It's like...

00:24:53.67
Chibbs
It's just like, no, honestly, and honestly, though,

00:24:54.83
anaconda cock dick
What's that?

00:24:56.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:24:58.90
gav
ah That is exactly what I do.

00:24:59.83
anaconda cock dick
What's that? um

00:24:59.42
Chibbs
yeah

00:25:01.02
anaconda cock dick
There's a song. i might have this blended with two songs, but it's like, love you. ah honestly love you.

00:25:08.47
Mad Dog
ah yeah.

00:25:09.60
anaconda cock dick
That's a song, isn't it?

00:25:10.69
gav
and rings a bell.

00:25:10.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:10.46
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:25:11.62
anaconda cock dick
Beveridge would know that.

00:25:11.71
gav
Yeah. It would.

00:25:12.39
Chibbs
Okay. But if you would do it, you could have like...

00:25:14.46
gav
But he's dead.

00:25:17.75
gav
yeah

00:25:18.59
anaconda cock dick
Beveridge would be like, that's Gloria Estefan.

00:25:18.95
Chibbs
on the

00:25:20.88
anaconda cock dick
I know all about Gloria Estefan.

00:25:20.67
Chibbs
Honestly, honestly, i will be fucking you right.

00:25:26.74
gav
I'll be fucking you right. I honestly will.

00:25:27.39
Chibbs
Yeah, honestly. But ah I honestly will.

00:25:31.50
gav
doubt it.

00:25:31.65
anaconda cock dick
yeah yeah

00:25:30.99
Chibbs
Seven days a week. 24 hours, seven days a week.

00:25:34.60
gav
ah

00:25:35.60
Mad Dog
No breaks.

00:25:35.01
Chibbs
I am Jungkook, and I will have sex with you for seven days a week, 24 hours.

00:25:41.15
anaconda cock dick
yeah honestly yeah they're honestly but honestly so good it's like someone's going like really ah really and no honestly really it's like no one's

00:25:40.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:25:45.22
Chibbs
right

00:25:46.35
gav
yeah yeah

00:25:48.98
Chibbs
yeah

00:25:52.62
gav
i doubt it

00:25:56.15
Chibbs
Yeah, think she was at the pub telling one of her mates, like, you know what? Every time I've been thinking about this dude, I've just been just rubb and rubbing one out. And they're like, really?

00:26:05.23
anaconda cock dick
Just go on him.

00:26:05.43
Chibbs
no honestly, honestly, Yeah.

00:26:07.89
gav
and she's like honestly we're talking about him right now they all look down and she's just fucking going for it I'll show you what this is how I get it done I'm

00:26:08.49
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:26:07.84
Chibbs
yeah

00:26:12.44
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. I'll show you. I'll show you what I do.

00:26:14.59
Chibbs
ah

00:26:18.84
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:26:19.25
Chibbs
Tell me if the sun's going down.

00:26:20.07
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Yeah.

00:26:22.44
gav
on my way to the arctic

00:26:24.99
Mad Dog
I've got to get my last one in before nightfall.

00:26:24.37
Chibbs
well yeah Because I have to kill myself.

00:26:30.69
Mad Dog
Then the revolver comes out.

00:26:30.85
gav
um um i'm on my way to the arctic

00:26:31.90
Chibbs
Earth

00:26:35.78
anaconda cock dick
maybe she's got a maybe like Maybe she's got a live feed of the sun.

00:26:35.78
Chibbs
slipping time.

00:26:40.60
anaconda cock dick
Like different different different countries all around the world, and CCTV situations.

00:26:41.22
Chibbs
A live feed.

00:26:46.44
anaconda cock dick
You can just tap in there wherever the sun is.

00:26:46.85
gav
Yeah, that could work.

00:26:48.46
Chibbs
She's just like in some like yeah some security security fucking camera room that's just full of screens of the sun that she masturbates in front of.

00:26:49.28
Mad Dog
Just a camera pointed at the sun.

00:26:51.58
anaconda cock dick
It'd be a lot less travel.

00:26:53.34
Mad Dog
yeah

00:26:58.82
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, yeah.

00:27:00.41
Mad Dog
and

00:27:01.53
anaconda cock dick
She's like, what time is it? nine thirty eight 9.38pm. Ah, Poland. It's just like...

00:27:05.78
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:27:09.28
gav
Pole land?

00:27:10.79
anaconda cock dick
Poland.

00:27:12.13
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice, nice.

00:27:12.51
Chibbs
yeah

00:27:14.47
Mad Dog
Just VR goggles of staring into the sun.

00:27:14.26
Chibbs
ah

00:27:16.98
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, yeah, she just...

00:27:17.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:18.48
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, she's just in a living room with vr ah goggles on.

00:27:19.59
Chibbs
That would be a funny fucking meta quest game is sun staring, virtual sun staring.

00:27:23.53
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Sun.

00:27:25.09
gav
Sun staring.

00:27:25.28
anaconda cock dick
Sun.

00:27:26.71
gav
no Theme music star it staring at the sun by Offspring, just the theme

00:27:27.95
Chibbs
You can't look at the sun in real life, but in the, in the meta world.

00:27:28.95
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and you Have you ever...

00:27:32.47
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Have you ever wanted to look at the sun?

00:27:36.30
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Yeah.

00:27:39.14
anaconda cock dick
um It's like, have you ever wanted to stare at the sun? Well, now you can in the comfort of your own home.

00:27:46.63
Mad Dog
Stare at the sun.

00:27:52.77
anaconda cock dick
MetaQuest game.

00:27:54.01
Chibbs
yeah

00:27:56.84
anaconda cock dick
oh

00:27:56.20
Chibbs
I want to make i want to make like a virtual reality like a thing for a meta quest that's but just fishing, but like you never get a bite.

00:28:04.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, mad.

00:28:04.74
gav
Oh, perfect.

00:28:05.35
Chibbs
You're just there. just

00:28:06.80
gav
The perfect day of fishing.

00:28:09.03
anaconda cock dick
car Is it casting?

00:28:08.31
Chibbs
Nothing. yeah

00:28:10.55
anaconda cock dick
Do you cast? Or is it already casted?

00:28:12.41
Chibbs
You cast it, and then you never get a bite. You never get a nibble.

00:28:18.35
anaconda cock dick
Alright.

00:28:18.49
Chibbs
Real life fishing.

00:28:19.43
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah, it's probably... I don't fish, but that sounds like what it probably is a lot of the time..........

00:28:22.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:28:23.92
gav
That's the best way to fish.

00:28:25.92
Mad Dog
Only if you're shit, I'll get heaps of bites.

00:28:26.76
Chibbs
Yeah, you're sinking. You're just sinking virtual cans on your dinghy.

00:28:32.78
gav
No, sinking real cans on your virtual dinghy.

00:28:32.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:34.39
Chibbs
Real cans on a virtual dinghy. Yeah, that's true. You can drink and be in virtual reality.

00:28:44.46
gav
about that, Tim? Is it the fucking um I think you should leave skit where he like has the VR goggles on and can't breathe?

00:28:47.28
Chibbs
You can't breathe.

00:28:50.07
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:28:49.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:28:53.20
gav
That's one of the fucking best seeds in that show, man. God damn it.

00:28:56.68
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That's a gem.

00:28:56.10
Chibbs
I think it's absolute fucking crime that friendship has not come out in any movie cinemas.

00:29:01.99
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Um,

00:29:02.40
Mad Dog
I found Littlest Baby, by the way, Chibsy.

00:29:01.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:05.89
Mad Dog
I'm onto it.

00:29:06.15
Chibbs
Oh, you did.

00:29:07.16
anaconda cock dick
I,

00:29:07.88
Mad Dog
Yeah, I found it.

00:29:08.25
Chibbs
Yeah, man.

00:29:09.74
anaconda cock dick
I can, if you want to, um ah don't want to, but if you want to, you can come over and watch Friendship on my TV, um the movie that has been filmed by someone on a mobile phone and it's in a cinema.

00:29:10.18
Mad Dog
Matt.

00:29:11.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:16.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:20.45
Chibbs
No, I'm not. I'm not doing that.

00:29:22.96
anaconda cock dick
Because um we have a ah streaming service that I don't know how it works, but... The TV man that put our TV on the wall for us, he set us up with this streaming service and we can watch anything, whatever you want, we can watch it.

00:29:36.21
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It's like, and and like, you can watch shit that's like not even made yet. Like we we were watching Minecraft before it come out, like the director's cut and like,

00:29:42.88
gav
ah

00:29:46.10
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half the shit you see is red, like green screen type stuff.

00:29:49.37
gav
Oh my god.

00:29:49.48
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And like, i don't know how it works.

00:29:49.01
Chibbs
What the fuck?

00:29:50.95
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I don't know, but we've got access to all this. Anyway, so um right now, we I looked up Friendship and it's on there, but it's like someone's mobile phone version for the moment.

00:29:57.77
Chibbs
Nah, nah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

00:30:00.46
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:01.09
gav
It'll come out. Like, we'll get it. We'll get it, right? We'll get it.

00:30:03.41
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:02.75
Chibbs
Yeah, it'll go to streaming somewhere.

00:30:04.27
anaconda cock dick
Oh, yeah.

00:30:04.23
Chibbs
If we go to the movies, though. Yeah.

00:30:06.95
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:07.42
Chibbs
It's gay.

00:30:08.63
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:08.62
Chibbs
ah This song was this so was released on the... Oh, it doesn't have it. For some reason, it doesn't give me a date. November 1990? says 3,948 days before 9-11.

00:30:19.68
Chibbs
right. Okay, there you go.

00:30:21.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:30:21.25
Chibbs
written by Christina Amphlet.

00:30:25.07
gav
ah November 19th, I believe.

00:30:26.42
Chibbs
okay right okay the yeah it's written by christina it flip

00:30:32.26
gav
Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:31.77
Chibbs
mo

00:30:32.62
gav
How many thousand days?

00:30:33.56
Chibbs
It says 3,948. don't

00:30:37.58
gav
All right. Yeah, that'd track.

00:30:38.09
Chibbs
ah don't know.

00:30:39.72
gav
You know, that tracks, that tracks.

00:30:40.35
Chibbs
Okay. ah It's written by Christina Amphlett, Mark McEntee, Tom Kelly, and Billy Steinberg.

00:30:52.88
anaconda cock dick
It stinks to Steinberg for sure.

00:30:54.89
gav
o

00:30:54.61
Chibbs
It's a classic Steinberg.

00:30:55.53
Mad Dog
Steinberg written all over it.

00:30:56.01
Chibbs
Classic Steinberg.

00:30:57.04
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:57.35
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:30:56.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:57.91
gav
Steinberg's stinky little fingers on it.

00:30:57.40
Chibbs
Yeah. ah The masturbation tapes by Steinberg.

00:31:04.13
Chibbs
ah

00:31:05.21
gav
Gave himself the old stinky pinky.

00:31:04.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:05.68
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Steinberg wrote the lyrics

00:31:06.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:08.86
gav
And then...

00:31:10.72
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and he insisted on every line of I touch myself being in the song.

00:31:10.91
gav
and

00:31:10.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:13.96
Chibbs
Yeah. ah it So, ah fucking, apparently, McEntee Amplit, the two people from Divinals, they were in a, like, ah super fucking volatile relationship for years and years and years, but broke up and the band kept going.

00:31:33.09
Chibbs
Sort of like no-doubt situation thing here.

00:31:36.72
gav
nice

00:31:37.15
Chibbs
But, um... Yeah, ah Tom Kelly co-wrote Like a Virgin and True Colours.

00:31:45.80
gav
oh shit right this is some heat

00:31:46.58
anaconda cock dick
And I'll Stand By You, apparently.

00:31:46.23
Chibbs
Yep. Oh, right. There you go. Billy Steinberg wrote Eternal Flame. Yeah.

00:31:54.63
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Oh!

00:31:55.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, right. Okay. ah

00:31:56.70
anaconda cock dick
That's... That's one of the best songs of all time.

00:31:59.56
Chibbs
There you go. Yeah, bizarre that the Bengals did it.

00:32:03.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Like, they did the matt a Manic Monday song, didn't they?

00:32:03.94
Chibbs
big

00:32:09.75
anaconda cock dick
Just another man...

00:32:09.08
Chibbs
Yeah, they did, yeah.

00:32:10.63
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Yeah. That, which I...

00:32:10.81
Chibbs
And walk like and and walk like an Egyptian.

00:32:13.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, I can't fucking believe that because they're they like two of the worst songs I've heard, but Eternal Flame is unbelievably good.

00:32:19.77
Chibbs
ah think that's just a Steinberg. That must be Steinberg because remember the Manic Monday thing was just Prince trying to fuck the singer of the Bengals?

00:32:27.67
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, that's right.

00:32:27.93
gav
Oh, that's right.

00:32:28.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

00:32:28.97
gav
Yeah.

00:32:28.54
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, so there was no effort.

00:32:30.16
gav
We did that. We did we did that.

00:32:30.53
Chibbs
but there was yeah There was no effort. There was no effort into it. It was just Prince just like being a hound.

00:32:35.96
gav
remember Remember in that episode, Bevo was like, guess who wrote it?

00:32:36.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:32:39.80
gav
We're all like, Prince. it's a fuck It sounds exactly like fucking Prince.

00:32:41.59
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. It's one of his songs already.

00:32:44.13
anaconda cock dick
And he's like, yeah.

00:32:44.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah um So the song, the song, ah the word on the street is that it's about female masturbation.

00:32:57.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:32:58.55
anaconda cock dick
The word on the street.

00:32:58.60
gav
What?

00:32:58.90
Chibbs
yeah

00:32:59.94
Mad Dog
What?

00:32:59.61
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:00.41
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:33:00.93
Chibbs
Yet it was still released as a mainstream single in 1990.

00:33:01.78
gav
i just i just don't see it. I don't see it.

00:33:05.46
Chibbs
It really is like a... Do you think this started? Like, this is what started and then you ended up at WAP?

00:33:10.45
gav
Masturbation anthems.

00:33:13.45
Chibbs
Or Spread the Puss?

00:33:15.02
gav
i feel like I feel like this is a ah small domino at the start of the long chain of dominoes that led us to warp.

00:33:16.34
Chibbs
Or...

00:33:21.04
gav
Yep.

00:33:20.44
Chibbs
c CPR? Yeah.

00:33:23.36
gav
Yep.

00:33:22.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:33:24.29
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, the the small small chain of dominoes or whatever you said to the wet ass pussy.

00:33:23.68
Chibbs
um

00:33:31.46
gav
yeah

00:33:30.77
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:33:33.00
anaconda cock dick
Like that's that's the last domino.

00:33:32.55
Chibbs
Which we're saving. We haven't done it. We haven't done it. but

00:33:37.12
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Yeah.

00:33:36.75
Chibbs
But, yeah. We're thinking of a live show.

00:33:39.96
gav
For sure, the live show. It's got to be. You've got to save the bangers for the live show. We didn't call me maybe last time, didn't we?

00:33:42.26
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, we did, yeah. um The band almost didn't record this song because Amflit refused to sing it.

00:33:53.89
gav
Really?

00:33:53.67
Chibbs
So can you imagine that there were three dudes there?

00:33:54.73
Mad Dog
Heh.

00:33:57.62
gav
ha ha!

00:33:58.28
Mad Dog
ah

00:33:58.36
gav
Ha ha ha!

00:33:59.30
Chibbs
There's Kelly, Steinberg, McAtee, or whatever his name is. They're all there being like, mate, we've got a song for you. and You're the singer.

00:34:09.72
Chibbs
Here it is. And you've got these three dudes being like, yep, and I touch myself. Oh, yeah. and no She's like, I'm not. No, I'm not.

00:34:20.38
gav
No, that's not it.

00:34:20.37
Chibbs
Not doing it. Not doing it.

00:34:22.19
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Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:22.90
Chibbs
I wonder how they convinced her to do it

00:34:25.46
gav
Who had the police sirens in the background just then?

00:34:25.71
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Yeah.

00:34:27.22
gav
Was that you, Dan?

00:34:28.48
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You would think it would be me.

00:34:28.06
Chibbs
do it. No, it's me, man. I'm in Shell Cove. It's fucking...

00:34:31.55
Mad Dog
Oh, wow.

00:34:31.67
gav
Oh, well, he's in fucking Nowra.

00:34:33.35
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I'm in safe hold and error.

00:34:32.77
Chibbs
Yeah, no. Shell Cove is... This is the scummiest fucking place in the world compared to...

00:34:39.58
Mad Dog
Is it?

00:34:41.05
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:41.64
Chibbs
But it's it's full of scum.

00:34:42.85
gav
Well, me and me and Mad Dog are in God's country over here, so i don't...

00:34:44.38
Chibbs
No, no. I'm telling you. It's full of scum.

00:34:46.75
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's it.

00:34:46.83
Chibbs
It's full of scum that don't know they're scum.

00:34:49.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

00:34:49.98
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Yeah.

00:34:50.12
gav
o

00:34:50.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:51.45
Mad Dog
Pretending not to be.

00:34:52.12
gav
I will say that about Dapto's scum.

00:34:52.78
Mad Dog
ah

00:34:52.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:53.72
gav
We all know what we are.

00:34:54.65
Chibbs
Oh, you know you scum.

00:34:56.00
Mad Dog
Yeah. We accept it.

00:34:57.94
gav
We're proud.

00:34:58.57
Mad Dog
It's fine.

00:34:58.56
gav
we We ride that.

00:34:58.08
Chibbs
I only consider you scum compared to a crusty.

00:34:59.44
gav
We ride that pony. Nice one.

00:35:00.28
Chibbs
Giuseppe?

00:35:01.79
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Very, very good pull there.

00:35:03.69
gav
yeah

00:35:04.67
Mad Dog
ah Love it.

00:35:05.19
gav
ah

00:35:05.33
anaconda cock dick
the That was very good.

00:35:06.81
gav
i saw on

00:35:07.38
Mad Dog
Very good. Very good.

00:35:08.01
Chibbs
yeah

00:35:09.23
anaconda cock dick
You don't hear many, whatever, what's his name?

00:35:08.72
Chibbs
um

00:35:12.80
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ah

00:35:12.30
Chibbs
giuseppe

00:35:13.91
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Giuseppe?

00:35:14.21
Mad Dog
just

00:35:14.64
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, you don't hear many quotes from him, eh?

00:35:16.26
Chibbs
Not enough.

00:35:17.83
anaconda cock dick
No.

00:35:17.62
Chibbs
US radio stations refused to play it when it came out. And then it turned it, apparently it turned into a full feminist anthem.

00:35:21.87
gav
pussies.

00:35:26.24
gav
Fuck yeah.

00:35:25.74
Chibbs
ah Yeah. They were just like, yeah, well yeah. Taking it back. Public masturbation for females. Let's go.

00:35:33.51
anaconda cock dick
It's awesome.

00:35:32.87
Chibbs
um And apparently Chrissy Amflit, ah but she became like a massive advocate for breast cancer awareness and use the song for the campaigns. Yeah.

00:35:46.09
anaconda cock dick
Oh, yeah.

00:35:46.33
gav
That's dope.

00:35:46.56
Chibbs
Yeah, which is clever.

00:35:48.94
anaconda cock dick
I saw one.

00:35:48.27
Chibbs
ah

00:35:49.42
gav
Yeah.

00:35:50.14
anaconda cock dick
um Don't worry about it because i can't remember her name, but I'll tell you later.

00:35:53.92
gav
she Yeah, Chrissy Ann flipped part.

00:35:53.23
Chibbs
Cool.

00:35:56.56
gav
She died in 2013 from breast cancer. So that was why it was such a...

00:36:00.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Gav, if you're going to say these sort of facts, you need to start it the right way.

00:36:06.94
gav
yeah

00:36:06.81
Chibbs
You know how it goes?

00:36:07.75
gav
um No, go on.

00:36:10.20
Chibbs
Hilarious story.

00:36:12.85
Mad Dog
yeah

00:36:13.52
gav
Fuck, Mel.

00:36:12.90
Chibbs
And then you say it.

00:36:18.49
gav
Yeah, okay.

00:36:18.04
Chibbs
Anyway.

00:36:19.05
gav
I'll let you do that. Okay.

00:36:19.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:21.60
gav
ah ah

00:36:23.24
Chibbs
Nah, okay. Well, this is a, this is, yeah, fair enough.

00:36:24.46
gav
that's That's your all thing. I won't take your thing. yeah

00:36:26.60
Chibbs
This is a funny story though, is that Macca T, the dude from Divinals, he now runs a small business just outside of Perth called Macca's Vintage Aerodrome.

00:36:40.39
gav
Oh.

00:36:40.42
Mad Dog
What the hell?

00:36:41.11
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What?

00:36:41.21
Chibbs
It's, it sells World War One and Pioneer radio controlled aircraft.

00:36:46.56
gav
No way.

00:36:47.65
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:36:47.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:48.98
gav
That's niche.

00:36:49.12
Chibbs
Macca's Vintage Aerodrome!

00:36:49.90
anaconda cock dick
He should have gone into...

00:36:51.55
Mad Dog
Mecca. Hang on. Is he Australian?

00:36:53.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:55.23
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We should do an ad for him.

00:36:55.39
gav
these They're all Australian.

00:36:57.05
anaconda cock dick
We should do...

00:36:57.10
Mad Dog
Are they?

00:36:56.39
Chibbs
The Vinyl to Aussie, yeah.

00:36:58.11
gav
Yeah, the Devonals are Australian.

00:36:59.11
Chibbs
ah

00:37:00.25
Mad Dog
News to me.

00:37:00.42
anaconda cock dick
should do an ad for that and have it as an ad on the podcast.

00:37:00.66
gav
They're from Melbourne.

00:37:03.72
anaconda cock dick
It's like we're sponsored by Macca's vinyl.

00:37:05.99
Chibbs
Macca's Vintage Aerodrome!

00:37:09.00
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Yeah.

00:37:09.79
gav
ah

00:37:11.62
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:37:11.77
anaconda cock dick
hey He should have started a vinyl record store and called it The Vinyls.

00:37:12.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:16.77
gav
Oh, that's not bad.

00:37:17.85
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.

00:37:18.07
anaconda cock dick
and like And like, you only make the connection when you you show up to just buy some records. And as you're talking to him, you realize, because he tells you, he tells you, I was in The Vinyls.

00:37:25.61
Chibbs
He wanks.

00:37:28.11
gav
but but

00:37:28.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah,

00:37:31.02
anaconda cock dick
And you go, oh, yeah. And then he also tells you, that's why I named the store this.

00:37:36.59
Mad Dog
yeah.

00:37:37.00
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and then And then you go, oh yeah, yeah.

00:37:38.21
Chibbs
ah

00:37:40.17
anaconda cock dick
That's the only way you realise.

00:37:39.54
Chibbs
ah

00:37:40.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:40.72
gav
oh Oh, well that's that's cool.

00:37:41.53
Chibbs
um

00:37:42.36
Mad Dog
Cool, man. Cool, yeah.

00:37:42.85
Chibbs
you don't have You don't happen to have any remote control World War I era planes, do you? that

00:37:49.40
gav
You are not going to believe this.

00:37:50.31
Chibbs
like

00:37:51.20
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:37:53.39
Chibbs
ah It's produced by Mike Chapman. He also produced Blondie the Knack and Susie Quatro. um he Apparently, he's just absolutely fucking ruthless and he pushes vocalists to emotional breaking points during recordings.

00:38:09.81
gav
Fuck.

00:38:11.20
Mad Dog
Mad.

00:38:11.57
Chibbs
Yeah. He also co-wrote Mickey ah by Tony Basil.

00:38:17.88
anaconda cock dick
You're so fine.

00:38:17.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:19.07
anaconda cock dick
That one.

00:38:18.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:19.51
gav
and Oh, that one. Shit. There's some fucking songwriting hate in this fucking band, man.

00:38:24.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:25.88
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:38:27.11
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:38:26.55
Chibbs
Yeah, they're all in there. Now, is there a video for Gav?

00:38:31.74
gav
There is.

00:38:31.97
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, I forgot to watch it. Should I have watched it?

00:38:35.49
gav
um I'd recommend it.

00:38:37.24
Chibbs
Okay, would you you tell me about it then.

00:38:39.88
gav
I'll summarize it for you.

00:38:39.17
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:38:53.98
Mad Dog
nice

00:38:54.12
gav
I was going to summarize the video, but I was too busy masturbating over Chrissy Amphlet.

00:38:59.62
Chibbs
Really?

00:39:01.35
gav
Yeah. Oh yeah.

00:39:01.78
Chibbs
What did she look like?

00:39:02.69
gav
It's a good one. Watch the fucking film clip. She's in thigh high boots. I mean, come on now.

00:39:09.40
anaconda cock dick
what You're turned on by anyone who wears thigh high boots. Alright.

00:39:13.24
gav
Like, yeah.

00:39:17.29
Mad Dog
yeah

00:39:17.73
anaconda cock dick
Alright.

00:39:18.01
Chibbs
yeah

00:39:19.50
gav
But particularly Chrissy Amplit, man. She was a fucking fox. I'm 1000% not kidding. Chrissy Amplit is an absolute fucking stone cold fox.

00:39:27.48
Chibbs
A dead one.

00:39:28.24
gav
Was. rest Rest in peace.

00:39:28.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:30.74
gav
I'd still give it a run. I'd still give it a run these days.

00:39:33.71
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can see why Gavin likes this video a lot.

00:39:38.34
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah. Righto.

00:39:39.20
gav
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:39:39.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:41.32
gav
Watch the fucking video.

00:39:40.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:43.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:43.36
Chibbs
I mean, what else you what else are you going to do for the video, though?

00:39:44.49
Mad Dog
like Okay.

00:39:46.54
Chibbs
really?

00:39:47.87
gav
Yeah, I mean, youre you kind of your back's against the wall hit on this one, really.

00:39:48.25
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:39:47.84
Chibbs
Really?

00:39:50.42
Chibbs
Yeah. Like, it's...

00:39:51.96
gav
Yeah, there's...

00:39:51.72
Chibbs
in They did well not to actually just show someone just fucking rubbing one out, like...

00:39:52.48
gav
um

00:39:58.76
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:39:58.71
Chibbs
I'm there.

00:40:00.45
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They probably would have got more views if they did that.

00:40:02.87
gav
Yeah. it's one of those It's one of those fun ones where you you scroll to the like the most replayed section of the film clip and it's literally from 24 seconds until until three minutes.

00:40:03.33
Chibbs
There's a...

00:40:12.98
Chibbs
ha

00:40:14.02
gav
it's like There's like two good two and a half minutes of the entire middle of the film clip that everyone just watches drooling.

00:40:20.18
Chibbs
it's a good um There's a good ages good YouTube comment here from 10 hours ago. And it says, do not fuck with my family.

00:40:26.34
Mad Dog
Yeah, I love this.

00:40:29.89
Chibbs
I don't fuck with you. Careful.

00:40:33.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:40:34.17
gav
Oh, that's excellent.

00:40:37.06
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ah ah That's great.

00:40:39.39
Mad Dog
i

00:40:38.67
Chibbs
ah

00:40:39.65
gav
um Oh, fuck.

00:40:40.75
Mad Dog
yeah

00:40:41.59
gav
I had... Okay, I found it. Thank Christ. I was going to say I highlighted it, but i just clicked off it so I couldn't find it again. um My favorite comment was from five years ago. When my father died, we played this as they lowered his casket.

00:40:54.23
gav
Rip, Dad, I miss you. miss

00:40:58.20
Chibbs
Who's touching themselves in 2069?

00:41:00.17
gav
you.

00:41:04.01
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Yeah.

00:41:04.73
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:41:04.28
Chibbs
and I touch myself all the time. They need good comments on here.

00:41:07.60
gav
a

00:41:08.02
Chibbs
This is good.

00:41:10.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, so good.

00:41:10.09
gav
Actually, here we go.

00:41:09.56
Chibbs
yeah

00:41:10.77
gav
Fuck you. Thigh high boots are my weakness. Oh my God. Always love this. Oh wait, that was me.

00:41:14.53
Chibbs
Right.

00:41:15.65
gav
I commented that just now.

00:41:15.68
Chibbs
Oh, that was you.

00:41:17.25
gav
Sorry, that was...

00:41:17.41
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Ah, very good.

00:41:16.80
Chibbs
ah like this because it's it's yelled. This entire thing is yelled.

00:41:20.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:41:21.15
Chibbs
God gave everybody sexual desires, not just for men. but

00:41:29.14
Mad Dog
I like the one. ah always just find it amazing people feel the need to come on and comment this shit. like so So this guy said... I had a girl who looked just like Chrissy.

00:41:42.80
Mad Dog
She even had the sexuality to match.

00:41:45.08
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Oh, oh no.

00:41:45.42
Mad Dog
and art And I ruined it.

00:41:48.72
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What would you do?

00:41:48.81
gav
Oh, Jesus

00:41:49.63
Chibbs
Oh, no.

00:41:51.32
Mad Dog
he com commented that on YouTube.

00:41:54.16
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.

00:41:54.98
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Yeah.

00:41:55.94
gav
I've got, this song is like a medicine. I take it at least once a week. Always, there is always that one.

00:42:00.65
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Ah, do you think there's one, if you search long enough, is there one where it's like, I've been looking for this for 20 years and

00:42:01.81
Chibbs
A medicine.

00:42:08.55
Chibbs
Yeah. How's this, though?

00:42:09.83
Mad Dog
yeah

00:42:09.96
gav
ways there is always that one

00:42:10.62
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and

00:42:10.55
Chibbs
That video is directed that video is directed by the same dude that made Armageddon, The Rock, Bad Boys, the Transformers franchise, Michael Bay!

00:42:24.18
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:42:25.94
gav
Really?

00:42:27.75
Mad Dog
That's fucking awesome.

00:42:27.73
gav
Get the fuck out. Is it actually?

00:42:29.04
Chibbs
Yep, Michael Bay, that's just the first ever thing he did was I Touched Myself by Divinals.

00:42:32.98
gav
You are joking.

00:42:34.59
Chibbs
Tell you what, knocked it out of the park. You could tell this guy was going to be a big deal.

00:42:36.97
gav
That is fucking crazy.

00:42:38.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Like this guy, he's like, this chick's got some pretty big cans. I'm thinking we film it from the top.

00:42:45.51
gav
yeah

00:42:45.97
Chibbs
but

00:42:47.17
gav
God knew what he was doing.

00:42:47.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:42:47.15
Chibbs
And they're like, God damn it.

00:42:48.40
gav
There's some...

00:42:48.57
Chibbs
Get this guy, Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery now.

00:42:49.81
gav
There's...

00:42:51.71
Chibbs
We're going to storm Alcatraz.

00:42:52.90
Mad Dog
yeah

00:42:53.27
gav
ah Michael fucking Bay directed this.

00:42:56.05
Chibbs
Michael Bay. Yeah.

00:42:57.65
gav
That blows my fucking mind. i can't believe I did ah he did...

00:42:59.05
Chibbs
I reckon this is the thing that has the least amount of explosions in it that he's ever done, though, for sure.

00:43:04.71
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But it's explosive in nature.

00:43:04.83
Chibbs
yeah

00:43:06.10
gav
He did Pearl Harbor and that movie was three and a half hours of just explosions.

00:43:06.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:09.58
Chibbs
Just explosions. Yeah. Yeah.

00:43:12.81
gav
Oh, man.

00:43:12.15
Chibbs
Like the actual attack on Pearl Harbor was less time than then the movie.

00:43:13.79
gav
He's the fourth most...

00:43:17.48
gav
Michael Bay, fourth most commercially successful director in history.

00:43:16.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:20.88
Chibbs
Yeah, he makes some sweets.

00:43:21.72
gav
And this is his first project. God fucking damn it.

00:43:24.45
Chibbs
ah yeah i said Yeah, this is it.

00:43:26.38
gav
Anyway, yeah, great great film clip. Great film clip.

00:43:28.13
Chibbs
Yeah. um ah MTV, I would only air it in, like, late, the middle of the night, the video. Yeah.

00:43:37.34
gav
Perfect.

00:43:37.69
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Yeah.

00:43:36.99
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. it said ah

00:43:39.66
gav
For all of us normies that couldn't jerk off in the middle of the day, walking around in public, we had MTV late, late at night.

00:43:42.85
Chibbs
yeah

00:43:44.17
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah. It must be nice.

00:43:49.14
Chibbs
I'm just quickly trying to see if I can find a set list here. Um...

00:43:53.96
gav
Oh yeah, we don't have Bebo.

00:43:54.48
anaconda cock dick
um I was going somewhere with what I was saying before, where the whole, I've been looking for this for 20 years. Do you think that guy who always comments that, he couldn't find this video because he keeps just Googling, I touch myself, and then just gets videos of people masturbating.

00:44:10.97
anaconda cock dick
It's up on porn sites, and he's like, oh, where's the divinals?

00:44:15.72
gav
While he's jerking off.

00:44:17.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:44:18.74
gav
Yeah, I reckon that's exactly it

00:44:19.01
Chibbs
He gets you just distracted.

00:44:21.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, he's trying, just trying to find it.

00:44:22.91
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He's like, well... Now I'm going to touch smart myself.

00:44:29.03
gav
yeah I hope you're happy.

00:44:31.27
Chibbs
Let me see. The vinyls...

00:44:34.72
gav
this is yeah This shouldn't be too hard of a dig. You'll find it. All

00:44:39.62
Chibbs
uh yeah sure september oh no that's only three s do they actually fucking play songs here we go 2008 gold coast convention center that i don't want to do this tour it is 17 songs there's 14 songs and there's two encores

00:44:52.28
gav
right.

00:44:54.68
gav
Ha ha ha.

00:45:02.61
anaconda cock dick
Wow.

00:45:02.75
gav
So a two-song encore and a one-song encore?

00:45:02.40
Chibbs
So, yes, correct.

00:45:06.22
gav
Okay.

00:45:06.43
Chibbs
Yeah. All right. When do they play I Touch Myself? What do you reckon?

00:45:13.48
gav
fuck.

00:45:15.13
anaconda cock dick
I'm going dead last.

00:45:18.48
gav
i and

00:45:17.81
Chibbs
you're saying?

00:45:20.83
Mad Dog
I'll do...

00:45:20.85
anaconda cock dick
There, is that last?

00:45:20.87
gav
Yeah, he's saying 17.

00:45:23.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:45:24.13
gav
What have you got, Mad Dog?

00:45:25.61
Mad Dog
i' go... Fuck. I'll go 14th.

00:45:29.01
gav
So the last song of the first set.

00:45:29.93
Mad Dog
last Last of the set.

00:45:31.50
gav
Okay, I'll go i'll go the last song of the first encore, so 16th.

00:45:32.41
Mad Dog
Set proper. Yeah.

00:45:38.13
Chibbs
Oh, I'll tell you what.

00:45:40.23
gav
Is it 15th?

00:45:40.38
Mad Dog
He's got...

00:45:42.27
anaconda cock dick
No. Is

00:45:45.26
Chibbs
It's 15th.

00:45:46.28
anaconda cock dick
that the... All right.

00:45:47.15
gav
Fuck! Fuck, I nearly did 15th. I was tossing that up.

00:45:49.30
Chibbs
Yeah, you guys went either side. Like you went like Doggy went 14, you went 16, Southern went 17.

00:45:52.14
gav
God damn it.

00:45:54.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:45:54.86
Chibbs
It's 15.

00:45:57.20
anaconda cock dick
Fuck.

00:45:56.48
Chibbs
First song of the encore.

00:45:59.00
gav
ah

00:45:59.00
Chibbs
So they all leave and people are like, no, she hasn't touched herself yet.

00:45:59.84
anaconda cock dick
Fuck, I'm so stupid.

00:46:02.24
Chibbs
Fuck. And then, yeah, they come back on.

00:46:04.43
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:46:05.02
gav
like can you Can you just hit us with the can you hear us with the um with the last four? like what What is 14, 15, 16, 17?

00:46:11.22
Chibbs
So you get 14 is Boys in Town.

00:46:11.97
gav
right. Another

00:46:14.72
Chibbs
i don't ah don't know.

00:46:16.77
gav
one.

00:46:16.06
Chibbs
I Touch Myself, I'll Make You Happy, and the last one is Siren.

00:46:17.11
gav
Okay.

00:46:21.18
anaconda cock dick
Oh, okay.

00:46:21.65
gav
Yeah. Where does she play Pleasure and Pain?

00:46:21.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:23.48
gav
Does she open on that shit?

00:46:23.10
Chibbs
Second.

00:46:25.03
gav
Oh, so what she open on?

00:46:25.64
Chibbs
Science Fiction. Yeah, don't know.

00:46:29.27
gav
All right.

00:46:29.75
Chibbs
Don't know.

00:46:30.61
gav
Soft opening. All right.

00:46:32.37
Chibbs
Yeah, but maybe they would just play. That's a Star Wars theme song or something. I don't know. Yeah.

00:46:39.65
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:46:38.98
Chibbs
um Yeah. ah

00:46:48.14
anaconda cock dick
Oh, yeah.

00:46:48.58
Chibbs
Yeah, the single achieved success, it reached number one in Australia, number four in the US. Number four in the US, Billboard Hot 100.

00:46:56.65
Mad Dog
wow

00:46:57.03
gav
right

00:46:56.42
Chibbs
And radio stations would play in the middle of the night.

00:46:59.30
gav
Yeah, that's a big fucking song for when they got pulled from the radio.

00:47:01.81
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

00:47:02.58
gav
Jesus.

00:47:03.04
Chibbs
Michael Bay received three nominations at the 1991 MTV Video Music video music Awards.

00:47:09.15
gav
Most wankable video.

00:47:08.85
Chibbs
its so Yeah, they're just like, this video's real good.

00:47:14.16
gav
Most...

00:47:14.33
anaconda cock dick
Oh.

00:47:16.22
gav
so

00:47:16.11
Chibbs
What? What about it's good? Like, what part? It's just a good one. What? You don't know good?

00:47:19.99
gav
It's just a really good video. Is it the cinematography?

00:47:20.85
Chibbs
it not do me

00:47:22.37
gav
Is it the light? It's just it's just a good fucking video, okay? Shut up.

00:47:23.98
Chibbs
and what you don't know good

00:47:26.51
gav
You don't...

00:47:27.45
Mad Dog
yeah You know what good when you see it? It's gold, Jerry.

00:47:28.54
Chibbs
the ah In January 2018, Triple m ranked the song at number 60 on its list of the most Australian songs of all time.

00:47:31.12
Mad Dog
Gold.

00:47:39.67
gav
It should be higher than that.

00:47:39.82
anaconda cock dick
Scarlion.

00:47:40.27
Mad Dog
What?

00:47:41.30
gav
It should be higher than that.

00:47:41.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:47:42.36
Mad Dog
What?

00:47:42.60
gav
As in like closer to number one.

00:47:42.04
Chibbs
Yeah. 60 of most Australian songs of all time.

00:47:47.27
anaconda cock dick
What?

00:47:47.98
Mad Dog
They're calling us all wankers.

00:47:50.60
gav
Yeah, it doesn't get much more Australian than writing an entire song about being a wanker, right?

00:47:49.93
Chibbs
don't know.

00:47:54.87
anaconda cock dick
suppose.

00:47:55.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:47:55.05
Chibbs
Maybe, yeah, I don't know. In 2023, Billboard magazine ranked it among the 500 best pop songs of all time. ah

00:48:03.70
anaconda cock dick
Hmm.

00:48:03.58
Chibbs
And in January 2025, American songwriter ranked the song at number three of the five best opening lines in a one-hit wonder song from the 90s.

00:48:14.40
gav
One hit.

00:48:13.67
Chibbs
how How nice.

00:48:14.57
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:48:14.96
gav
Okay, that is too niche.

00:48:15.46
Chibbs
That's a niche fucking list.

00:48:16.40
anaconda cock dick
That's a...

00:48:17.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:18.95
anaconda cock dick
What...

00:48:19.36
gav
That is too niche.

00:48:20.98
anaconda cock dick
What'd she get?

00:48:21.40
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:48:21.48
anaconda cock dick
Number three.

00:48:21.60
Mad Dog
Wow. Yeah.

00:48:21.93
Chibbs
Number three, best opening lines in a one-hit wonder song from the nineteen ninety s Yeah.

00:48:29.21
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:48:29.31
Mad Dog
wow wow

00:48:31.10
anaconda cock dick
That is a... Yeah, that's a good achievement. um ah Makes me wonder what the other two are, though. Number two and number one.

00:48:37.37
Chibbs
Yeah. See, I can't look it up because we might end up doing those songs.

00:48:42.19
anaconda cock dick
Oh, man.

00:48:42.31
gav
Oh, do you want to know?

00:48:42.47
Mad Dog
yeah

00:48:43.13
gav
Sorry, hang on, hang on. ah you Are you asking about the most Australian songs?

00:48:46.39
Chibbs
Yeah, sure.

00:48:47.20
anaconda cock dick
No, like yeah, sure.

00:48:50.08
gav
Sorry, i was I missed what you were talking about because i was too busy looking up. I was like, if that's 60th, what is the most Australian song according to, obviously, fucking Triple M?

00:48:57.43
anaconda cock dick
I reckon can I know what it is.

00:48:57.32
Chibbs
it's got to be It's got to be Errol by Australian Crawl.

00:49:01.62
Mad Dog
Fucking great song.

00:49:01.77
gav
It's not. um Australian Crawl aren't even in the top 10.

00:49:05.24
Chibbs
What?

00:49:07.18
gav
um No, they're not. Do you want to know the top 10?

00:49:09.71
Chibbs
What? Yeah.

00:49:12.51
gav
From 10 to 1. Yothu Yindi, Treaty.

00:49:14.41
Chibbs
Sure.

00:49:15.77
gav
Midnight Oil, Beds Are Burning.

00:49:16.01
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:49:16.69
Chibbs
Okay.

00:49:17.65
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:49:18.32
gav
Akadaka with Thunderstruck.

00:49:19.28
Chibbs
Yep.

00:49:20.73
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:49:20.96
gav
Ganga Jang, Sounds of Then.

00:49:22.91
Chibbs
don't know what that is.

00:49:23.86
gav
John Farnham's You're the Voice. Akadaka again with Long Way to the Top.

00:49:25.20
Chibbs
Yep.

00:49:27.39
Chibbs
Bloody oath.

00:49:29.11
gav
Ice House Comes In with Great Sutherland. Fucking great song.

00:49:31.34
Chibbs
Okay.

00:49:33.01
gav
Top 3. Jimmy Barnes' as Working Class Man.

00:49:35.80
Chibbs
Fuck off.

00:49:36.59
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:49:36.48
Chibbs
He's Scottish.

00:49:37.49
gav
Number 2, Men at Work, Down Under.

00:49:40.46
Chibbs
Yes.

00:49:42.00
Mad Dog
yep

00:49:42.85
gav
Number one, Cold Chisels Kaysan.

00:49:46.39
Chibbs
Oh, fuck off.

00:49:48.17
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:49:47.81
Chibbs
Go and get fucked. Go fuck yourself.

00:49:50.78
gav
Great Southern Land should be definitely closer to number one, if not number one.

00:49:53.95
Chibbs
Cultism might be the worst the worst band ever, and K-Sun sucks like 10 trillion dicks.

00:50:01.06
anaconda cock dick
Have we done those songs? Have we done any of those songs?

00:50:04.09
gav
We haven't done...

00:50:04.13
Mad Dog
and

00:50:05.76
gav
This is actually... Yeah, I'm going to...

00:50:06.48
Chibbs
i Honestly, I don't know if I would. I don't want to listen to it.

00:50:10.41
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, but that's that's the point.

00:50:10.55
gav
Fucking that's, that's literally the point of the fucking

00:50:13.78
anaconda cock dick
That's that's why we're here.

00:50:14.66
Chibbs
Okay.

00:50:15.47
anaconda cock dick
I've chosen a song that you do want to listen to.

00:50:16.33
Chibbs
Be a short episode.

00:50:17.43
anaconda cock dick
That's how far we've strayed.

00:50:18.25
Chibbs
be short short episode Tell you that

00:50:21.72
gav
I've just dropped it. I've dropped that list in the chat. We can, that's, that's a bit of a gold mine for, for content here. So let's just.

00:50:26.18
Chibbs
Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Okay, cool. Alright, well, let's play this game, then.

00:50:30.18
gav
Nice.

00:50:43.57
Mad Dog
So good.

00:50:43.91
Chibbs
Okay. um There's two people in the finals. You've got Mark McEntee, and you've got Chrissy Amphlet. So... What do you think Mark McEntee's net worth is?

00:50:58.01
Chibbs
And factor in, he's got the aerodrome outside of Perth.

00:51:02.16
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. ah That's probably given him a lot ah um a lot of his net worth.

00:51:06.49
Chibbs
Yeah, what do you think his net worth in 2025 is,

00:51:07.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:51:08.62
Chibbs
and twenty twenty five is ga

00:51:12.51
gav
Fuck. I mean, did it say that he purchased the premises in Perth at that that aerodrome is a part of?

00:51:18.35
Mad Dog
Yeah, i was wondering that.

00:51:19.03
gav
Because i suspect he's asset rich, but cash poor. So I'm going to go with 3 million. Oh, that's not really cash poor. Fuck it. 2 million.

00:51:31.01
gav
He's worth 2 million.

00:51:31.15
Chibbs
ah Fair enough. Southern?

00:51:34.58
anaconda cock dick
um i reckon i reckon it's got to be less than that if he's if he's doing what he's doing reckon all right

00:51:43.23
gav
No, no, no.

00:51:43.01
Chibbs
I disagree. I feel like if you have the cash flow to keep this fucking nothing business running, your passion project, you must have made some coin.

00:51:45.49
gav
I was about to say that if I...

00:51:49.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:51:53.16
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:51:54.92
anaconda cock dick
yeah

00:51:55.06
Mad Dog
just like I can finally get into World War I aerodrome.

00:51:57.16
Chibbs
Yeah. he must have made some coin

00:51:58.37
gav
Oh, my God.

00:51:59.15
Chibbs
yeah

00:51:59.97
gav
He has some passive income coming in from lots of smart investments. Yeah.

00:52:03.94
anaconda cock dick
Well, you know what it is and you'll say you disagree with me, but I'm sticking to it. reckon he's worth like less than a million.

00:52:10.62
Mad Dog
Oregonese, give me 4.5 mil.

00:52:10.15
Chibbs
Okay.

00:52:12.41
gav
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. We don't get ah we don't get a range here, Southern. You know this fucking game. Put a number on it.

00:52:17.67
anaconda cock dick
Oh, I'm shit.

00:52:19.78
Chibbs
Yeah, righto.

00:52:20.70
gav
Thank you.

00:52:23.03
Mad Dog
4.5.

00:52:23.72
anaconda cock dick
thousand

00:52:23.46
Chibbs
4.5 mil.

00:52:24.78
gav
All right, all right.

00:52:24.95
Mad Dog
Mill. Mill.

00:52:25.82
anaconda cock dick
umil

00:52:25.16
Chibbs
um Gav shouldn't have changed his mind. It's 3 million.

00:52:29.71
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:52:30.05
gav
Fuck, I'm still closest, but oh wait, am I?

00:52:30.30
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:52:31.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:52:32.64
gav
Yes, I am, I am.

00:52:32.70
Chibbs
Yeah, you you were on it, though. You bang, like, bang. You just were like 3 mil and were like, oh, shit.

00:52:38.30
gav
I did that last week and I sniped it too.

00:52:38.78
Chibbs
Yeah, you did, yeah.

00:52:40.06
gav
I shouldt i should't i should be sticking to my guns.

00:52:41.57
Chibbs
Yeah, just stick with it.

00:52:43.00
gav
I'm telling you what, we we have improved at this game over the years, haven't we?

00:52:45.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:52:46.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:52:47.42
gav
You really do narrow that shit down over time.

00:52:49.43
Mad Dog
You hone your senses at

00:52:49.70
gav
and

00:52:49.72
Chibbs
Now, Chrissy Amphlet, her estate, what is that worth as of 2025 currently?

00:52:50.56
gav
Yeah. yeah Okay.

00:53:00.31
gav
Okay, that's trickier because it's a deceased estate and also it's...

00:53:00.80
Chibbs
died in 2013.

00:53:04.04
Chibbs
Yeah. she died at twenty thirty

00:53:06.88
gav
So we're talking, yeah, a good fucking 12 years on from her death and it's an estate that does a lot of charity work?

00:53:13.42
Chibbs
Yeah, heaps.

00:53:15.68
gav
Yeah. um Oh God, that one's harder. I'm going to go 10. I'm going to go flat 10. Mill. 10 mill.

00:53:22.80
Chibbs
Thousand? Million?

00:53:25.59
gav
ten mill

00:53:25.31
Chibbs
Ten million dollars. What do you reckon, dog?

00:53:27.65
anaconda cock dick
hot

00:53:28.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, I reckon he's pretty close there. So I'll just hedge hedge with 11 mil. Yep. Oh, wow.

00:53:35.40
Chibbs
What do you reckon, Chrissy Amplitzworth Southern?

00:53:36.15
gav
Oh, he swooped in. He swooped in.

00:53:39.57
anaconda cock dick
um she was one of which She was one of the writers, wasn't she?

00:53:43.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:45.24
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, probably way more. reckon 15. 15 mil.

00:53:49.42
Chibbs
Zero dollars.

00:53:51.77
anaconda cock dick
Oh.

00:53:51.02
Chibbs
Gave it all away.

00:53:51.86
gav
Fuck.

00:53:51.58
Chibbs
Zero. Zero. Yeah.

00:53:53.48
gav
I'm still closest.

00:53:54.66
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:53:54.68
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:53:55.10
anaconda cock dick
Oh, fuck.

00:53:57.39
Chibbs
ah

00:54:00.11
gav
ah

00:54:00.47
Mad Dog
Mike, killing it.

00:53:59.72
Chibbs
zero

00:54:00.64
anaconda cock dick
Jeez.

00:54:01.16
Chibbs
yeah

00:54:02.16
gav
Okay, there you go. i

00:54:03.98
anaconda cock dick
I suppose...

00:54:03.41
Chibbs
yeah

00:54:04.29
gav
i didn't i didn't think that the estate being involved in significant charity work would have eaten it that hard. But there you go. That's that's actually really impressive. So in less than, I'm guessing less than 12 years, the estate went from, I wonder what it was at.

00:54:16.56
Chibbs
yeah

00:54:18.57
gav
I wonder how much went to the...

00:54:18.98
Chibbs
i i would have so I would estimate around the 3 million if that's what McAtee's got. Probably that. You don't know what their royalties were like on these songs where it's like they're split foot I doubt they're split equally four ways.

00:54:27.37
gav
True. theyll Probably dog contracts and stuff.

00:54:31.03
Chibbs
I imagine Kelly and Steinberg would probably, but you know, they want to take 90% and these two got 5% each. Like, you don't know.

00:54:38.81
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:54:39.17
gav
Well, then they fucking paid Michael Bay to do the film clip. That's going to cost you a couple of million, right?

00:54:42.19
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah

00:54:45.30
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, they're like... Huh.

00:54:45.63
Chibbs
Is that a Transformer?

00:54:49.98
anaconda cock dick
Huh.

00:54:49.96
Chibbs
Optimus Prime? What's he doing in here?

00:54:52.16
gav
Yeah.

00:54:53.54
anaconda cock dick
I imagine when they were doing the deal and it was like, they're talking to her and they're like, okay, you get 10% between the two of you to split and Steinberg gets 90.

00:54:54.03
gav
CGI budget, like $180 million.

00:54:55.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:55:03.14
anaconda cock dick
And they're like, that seems a bit rich. And the guy's like, you want Steinberg? You want Steinberg?

00:55:09.02
gav
You won't fucking...

00:55:09.04
anaconda cock dick
You pay for Steinberg.

00:55:10.42
gav
Yeah.

00:55:13.31
Mad Dog
Or is Mexican equivalent Senor Steinbergo?

00:55:14.27
Chibbs
whatever

00:55:17.17
anaconda cock dick
Steinberg. Oh.

00:55:18.64
gav
yeah

00:55:19.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, because that's the kind of muscle you need to get that sort of percentage.

00:55:24.88
gav
yeah

00:55:24.28
Chibbs
That is true. Yeah, you do need that. All right, well, let's rate this shit.

00:55:41.08
Chibbs
What are we going to rate out of?

00:55:43.53
gav
Public cums.

00:55:44.07
Chibbs
Great.

00:55:45.51
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, very good.

00:55:45.94
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:55:46.35
Chibbs
10, you're arrested and you die in prison.

00:55:52.93
anaconda cock dick
Yep.

00:55:52.93
Chibbs
Yeah. one One is ah you you snuck one out.

00:55:56.71
gav
Just a nice wank in the park. You enjoyed it.

00:55:58.39
Chibbs
No one saw you. Got in your car. You left. You know what happened.

00:56:00.94
anaconda cock dick
Yep.

00:56:03.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:05.28
anaconda cock dick
And it'll happen again tomorrow.

00:56:05.50
Chibbs
um yeah what What do you give this out of 10, Gav?

00:56:09.09
gav
but um I was going to go with zero, but now that we've made it sneaky one wank in the park, I kind of want to go with one, but I'm just going to go with one then. I i fucking love it, man. it's a great

00:56:21.16
Chibbs
loves it

00:56:22.58
gav
It's a great fucking song. It's a female masturbatory anthem. You cannot be unhappy with that. And if any of you are, I'll be... and know where you all live. All right, let's fucking fucking throw down about it.

00:56:29.72
Chibbs
ah

00:56:31.76
anaconda cock dick
All of you.

00:56:32.26
Chibbs
all of them doggy what do give it

00:56:35.62
Mad Dog
ah Yeah, well, I listened to it today for the first time.

00:56:40.28
gav
There's no way this is the first time you heard this song.

00:56:41.31
anaconda cock dick
What you talking about?

00:56:42.55
Mad Dog
No, in in the last 15 years.

00:56:44.96
anaconda cock dick
Day. Day.

00:56:50.65
gav
All right.

00:56:51.11
Mad Dog
yeah

00:56:51.17
gav
Okay.

00:56:52.03
Mad Dog
Usually I just stare at the sun to get myself motivated. But, yeah, look, it's actually – they've really done something good here.

00:56:55.63
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:57:02.82
Mad Dog
It's a three. Yeah.

00:57:04.75
gav
All right.

00:57:04.64
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's fair. Southern?

00:57:08.91
anaconda cock dick
Negative 8 million.

00:57:10.56
gav
There we go. That's the shit I'm talking about.

00:57:12.86
anaconda cock dick
And if that can't be accepted as a score, then I will never come on the podcast ever again.

00:57:18.57
Chibbs
um I'll take any score.

00:57:21.10
anaconda cock dick
That's my score for it.

00:57:21.11
gav
He does. Bevo's going to fucking hate that, but we all we all love ridiculous.

00:57:21.70
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, Bevo is fucking hating this at the moment.

00:57:23.93
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Yeah. but

00:57:27.12
gav
Everyone here loves a ridiculous score because Bevo's the only person that doesn't.

00:57:31.90
anaconda cock dick
I just kind of rate it on how I feel about it.

00:57:31.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:34.68
anaconda cock dick
And like, I just go, I love this song heaps and like negative 8 million.

00:57:37.03
gav
It's a great fucking song.

00:57:38.61
anaconda cock dick
And like, we've probably done, we haven't done Bohemian Rhapsody, but if we did and I gave that like a zero or something, like I'm not necessarily saying this is better that.

00:57:45.77
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like I gave One Week by Bairnaked Ladies a zero.

00:57:49.65
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:57:50.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:57:50.40
gav
Yeah.

00:57:50.44
anaconda cock dick
But I'm saying that I really, really, really liked this song.

00:57:49.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:53.39
anaconda cock dick
I can't, I can't have any issue with it.

00:57:54.90
Chibbs
It's such... This is such a fucking well-written song with...

00:57:59.64
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:57:59.67
gav
That first verse, that first verse is fucking incredible.

00:57:59.94
Mad Dog
It is.

00:58:00.27
Chibbs
Where it's like... This is um this is the the perfect example of having just choruses. It's like the verse could be a chorus.

00:58:11.71
Chibbs
The bridge could be a chorus. It's like you go, I literally cut out a part thinking, oh, that's a chorus and realized I'd done the second half of the verse. Because I was just like, that bit's a, that's you what I mean?

00:58:22.53
gav
Second half, second half of the verse.

00:58:23.57
Chibbs
Like, Yeah, I'm like, that's fucking, that's a shit. Like, that's, oh, wait, that's not even the chorus.

00:58:27.87
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:58:29.29
Chibbs
I'm like, it's just fucking, it is just that goddamn hit. But, fuck, you, the this can make, this can be an awkward song depending on who's in the car with you.

00:58:35.62
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No.

00:58:43.81
anaconda cock dick
True. It's like what um watching movies where they have a bit of a rude scene and you watch it with your parents and you're just like...

00:58:44.38
gav
Okay.

00:58:44.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:43.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58:44.78
gav
Yeah.

00:58:44.77
Chibbs
ah Yeah. So,

00:58:49.76
Chibbs
yeah. Yeah.

00:58:52.80
anaconda cock dick
oh, what a great movie this is. Anyone want a cup of tea you or something? Mum, you go get it.

00:58:56.96
gav
but

00:58:58.41
Chibbs
yeah

00:59:01.18
anaconda cock dick
Leave me alone with the movie.

00:59:04.19
Chibbs
leave me alone with cinema.

00:59:05.70
gav
leaving a Leave me alone for 35 seconds.

00:59:10.37
Mad Dog
Oh, boy.

00:59:09.62
Chibbs
um I give it a two.

00:59:13.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:13.31
gav
All right. Nice.

00:59:14.24
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:59:14.62
gav
Nice.

00:59:15.09
anaconda cock dick
You give it a two because it's awkward if it plays in the car when certain people are in the car with you.

00:59:15.27
Mad Dog
Very fair.

00:59:15.56
gav
Yeah.

00:59:19.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:20.60
anaconda cock dick
You can't take points off the song for that.

00:59:20.83
gav
so I had, i feel like um I wouldn't have known what the fuck,

00:59:22.05
Chibbs
Yeah, I can. Yeah. That's exactly what I did. Yeah.

00:59:26.32
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:59:26.68
gav
wouldn't have I wouldn't have had an issue. i would have probably had an issue with that if I didn't have that exact scenario recently. So we were in the car on the way back from the airport recently. Lauren's dad had picked us up.

00:59:34.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:35.34
gav
And I were furiously all the way home um making full eye contact.

00:59:34.78
Chibbs
He started masturbating furiously. yeah

00:59:40.93
Chibbs
Laughing.

00:59:44.30
gav
um While we were driving, like I'd connected my phone to the car and just had a random playlist like bumping out tunes.

00:59:43.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:45.08
anaconda cock dick
With the sound.

00:59:50.91
gav
And Roses by Outkast came on, which is just like a completely fine song.

00:59:52.83
Chibbs
Ah, yeah. Great song.

00:59:55.28
gav
and shit don't sting lean a little bit closer like none of that's particularly in your face no it was like completely it was fine and normal is you know and then it gets this song at the end of the song this is like crazy bitch crazy bitch stupid ass bitch fucking crazy bitch and it just goes for like they just roll that out and it just it rolls into a really long slow fade out just saying crazy bitch

00:59:57.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:00:07.06
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah. Stupid ass bitch. Yeah, yeah, it does do that. It goes for ages.

01:00:18.67
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:00:22.01
gav
Over and over. And I was like sitting there next to my father-in-law like, yep, I are actually love this fucking song.

01:00:28.67
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Yeah.

01:00:28.02
Chibbs
How would you have felt how would you have felt if I touched myself by the Vinylton? Come on.

01:00:33.41
gav
um I mean, after I'd finished coming, um i yeah, the post-nut clarity would have hit hard.

01:00:38.11
anaconda cock dick
He just turned it off once you've, at that point.

01:00:38.04
Chibbs
yeah

01:00:38.96
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Radio, turn turn it off after you come and just ride home in silence for the rest of the drive.

01:00:45.25
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Yeah.

01:00:44.66
Chibbs
You just yell, you just yell, I'm finished. Like Daniel Day-Lewis at the end of There Will Be Blood.

01:00:49.71
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Yeah.

01:00:51.31
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha! Ha

01:00:52.71
gav
Oh, nice.

01:00:54.72
Chibbs
ah ah That's actually fucking hilarious.

01:00:56.93
Mad Dog
ha ha!

01:00:57.96
Chibbs
um Someone do that.

01:01:00.11
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha!

01:00:59.75
Chibbs
That's great.

01:01:00.67
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha!

01:01:00.85
gav
so

01:01:02.42
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I'm finished!

01:01:04.96
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha!

01:01:05.73
Chibbs
ah that's great

01:01:06.54
anaconda cock dick
um Well...

01:01:08.14
gav
Jims, you're the only one in the yard in the pod that has their significant other in the room right now. I think that's on you. That's on you.

01:01:13.37
Chibbs
i Yeah, that's true.

01:01:17.71
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I, um...

01:01:17.51
Chibbs
ah

01:01:18.28
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don't

01:01:18.29
gav
You're like, someone do that. I'm like, Chibs, you do that.

01:01:18.70
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. yeah

01:01:21.57
gav
Leave the camera on, actually.

01:01:21.86
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mind...

01:01:22.69
gav
Leave the camera on.

01:01:23.75
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I don't mind that you guys like didn't give it a one or a zero well like Gav did but like because my negative eight million is going to make this by far the top of the song.

01:01:29.79
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, it's weights cal it's counteracted. Yeah, yeah.

01:01:33.90
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:33.27
Chibbs
you

01:01:34.54
gav
For sure.

01:01:34.28
Chibbs
You've got it covered, Southern. But I can't wait.

01:01:36.46
anaconda cock dick
I think I gave...

01:01:36.67
gav
And it deserves to be.

01:01:37.36
Chibbs
I can't wait for Bevo to hear and just be infuriated.

01:01:40.55
gav
He's going to be fuming.

01:01:41.55
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Because...

01:01:42.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:01:43.80
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, he's working out proper averages all episodes.

01:01:46.43
gav
ah gave something I gave something what was like 137 the other day and he was just like, oh, can we do that?

01:01:49.62
Chibbs
Yeah. I remember him years ago having arguments about, nah, it really needs to stay within the one.

01:01:52.28
anaconda cock dick
Can we do that

01:01:56.15
Chibbs
I'm just like, whatever they say is the score.

01:01:58.66
gav
He fucking... So he waited for me to give me... he What song was it the other week? And he waited for me to give it a score and then he went like...

01:02:02.78
Chibbs
Yeah, and he counteracted it.

01:02:06.14
gav
I gave it like a four or something and then he went six above his score.

01:02:08.65
Chibbs
but

01:02:11.59
gav
He went 16 to drag mine up to a 10.

01:02:13.46
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, to a 10, yeah.

01:02:15.45
gav
like yeah yeah It was pretty funny, but also fuck you, Bevo.

01:02:16.50
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That's awesome.

01:02:20.07
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Oh, man.

01:02:19.72
Chibbs
it's a place

01:02:20.71
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Yeah.

01:02:20.74
gav
You're sitting here on your high horse. You're fucking counteracting your own rules, mate. Negative 8 million all the fucking way.

01:02:26.39
Chibbs
Good stuff.

01:02:27.16
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so

01:02:26.83
Chibbs
I love that. Good stuff. Thanks, Southern. Thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

01:02:32.57
gav
Go touch yourself.

01:02:46.29
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ah I'm finished!

01:02:47.63
gav
Oh no. Oh no. Fuck yeah. ah

01:02:51.38
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I am finished!

01:02:54.94
gav
oh no oh no

01:03:00.26
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about that. I don't know where that came from. um Okay.

01:03:07.29
gav
fuck yeah

01:03:07.72
anaconda cock dick
Well...

p was hacked by former Yugoslavian terrorists.

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Nice.

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gav
Mine actually was.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Name one.

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Mad Dog
Very well could be, yeah.

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Chibbs
Well, Yugoslavia is no longer a nation. But um I miss the days where

00:01:05.19
Mad Dog
I'm getting a lot of Bosnian up in my feed at the moment.

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Chibbs
yeah the days where Yugoslavians were the baddies in all of the ah Hollywood movies.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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anaconda cock dick
name one

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Chibbs
I think it's because they beat them in basketball. It's like the Yugoslavian team won like the world championships or something against the USA, and then all of a sudden it was every Hollywood movie came out was a Yugoslavian.

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gav
Fuck the Uckers loves Yeah, there you go

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Did one of the diehards have a Yugoslav as a...

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gav
That's great.

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gav
I think you're... It definitely had a German.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, I know the German with it.

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gav
You're not thinking of Hans Gruber?

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Chibbs
Yeah, it was um jarret was Jeremy Irons' character of in... ah Was he German as well? I don't know.

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gav
but

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Chibbs
I don't know. Yeah.

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gav
See, I feel like that was the golden age of um like what white terrorism in cinema. you don't like These days, if someone in the if someone in a film says a terrorist or a terrorist cell, a German is not walking into frame.

00:02:02.65
Chibbs
Nah.

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Mad Dog
No, you get a picture in your in your mind.

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gav
That is not happening.

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Chibbs
Nah.

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gav
And I miss that.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
I feel like white people don't get the terrorism credit they deserve.

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Chibbs
Bring back white terror, I say.

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gav
Bring back white terror.

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Mad Dog
Big in the IRA.

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gav
I've been touting this for years. The IRA did it best, man.

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Mad Dog
Big in the IRA.

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gav
They knew exactly.

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Chibbs
I don't know. Timothy McVeigh, um hey

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gav
shit Shout out to our IRA listeners.

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Chibbs
ah

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gav
They're out there.

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Chibbs
it was' he got the alley-oop thrown up and fucking nailed that dunk, didn't he?

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Mad Dog
He did.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

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gav
Oh, man.

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
ah Yeah. yeah Dan's here.

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Chibbs
Well, yeah.

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um I'm just doing, I'm doing silence in absence of Bevo.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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This is where Bevo would would be silent.

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Chibbs
that

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
I was like, you're doing Bevo's position really well.

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Mad Dog
so Silent. Yeah.

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gav
Although I think right towards the end of my white terrorism spell, he would have jumped in and tried to move the conversation elsewhere.

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Yeah. Animal facts, guys. Yeah.

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gav
Oh, fuck. It's been a minute.

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Chibbs
that's all right well so well speaking of um white terror we are doing i touch myself by divinals

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yeah

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oh

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Mad Dog
Southern furiously masturbating.

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oh

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gav
you no um

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Chibbs
A ferocious two-hander.

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gav
There it There it is.

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Well, I also touch myself, so.

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gav
fingers.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Gavin's here.

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gav
we doing?

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Chibbs
Yeah, good, Gav. Mad Dog?

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gav
That's good, mate.

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Mad Dog
Woohoo!

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Excited dog.

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Chibbs
It's an excited dog. Dan Southern's here.

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Yep. ah Sick. Sick man.

00:04:05.41
gav
Sick dog.

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Boy.

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Chibbs
Yeah, that's hard.

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Mad Dog
Sorry, man.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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So I apologize in advance if I cough into mic because I'm not going to move the mic if I cough.

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gav
Can I just make one request? Anytime you are going to cough, make sure it is into mic, if you could.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
Volume up, like Zav used to do.

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gav
Yeah, do the yeah rollback roll that gain as high as it gets.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
I want to hear i want to hear your coughs coming through like a fucking Manson intro.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I will do that.

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Chibbs
Oh, we've got some lyrics to get into here because, um like, where are they touching?

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Mad Dog
Hmm.

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gav
Do we find out?

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Yeah, I'm excited.

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gav
Let's find out.

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Chibbs
I imagine so. and i

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
haven't read the lyrics.

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I'm excited to go on the journey um of this person touching their self, their self, themselves.

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Mad Dog
No.

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gav
I don't

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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um

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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I want to find out all about the areas they're touching. I want to find out the motivation behind the touching.

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Chibbs
Great.

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As much information as possible.

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Chibbs
Let's go. Verse one. I love myself. I want you to love me. When I'm feeling down, i want you above me. I search myself.

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Chibbs
I want you to find me. i forget myself. I want you to remind me. It's

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Mad Dog
Hmm. Okay.

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Chibbs
actually a very well-written verse.

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gav
I was going to say this. It's going to be hard to mock that.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

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gav
That's fucking fantastically written.

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Chibbs
It's like, ah bravo, Divinals. Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
but

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Moving on. Chorus.

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Chibbs
yeah yeah

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gav
i um i do want I do wonder if um if perhaps this is about, you know that thing where like people in nursing homes all have like syphilis they all fuck heaps?

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gav
Have you heard this?

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Chibbs
I've heard this. Yeah.

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gav
Yeah, there's a a real thing with like prescription drugs going missing in nursing homes.

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Chibbs
STDs, STDs, like they ramp it through, through nursing homes.

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gav
Yeah, yeah, I'm certain we've touched on this on the pod. We've touched ourselves on this on the pod.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
But yeah, old people fuck hard in in in retirement communities.

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Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

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gav
And I'm wondering here towards the end if perhaps she has some sort of ah you know Alzheimer's, dementia sort of situation.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
She's forgetting herself, but she's coming.

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Mad Dog
I thought it was Alzheimer's there.

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gav
or Yeah, we might have fallen down an early um mental deterioration funnel.

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Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Mad Dog. No, Mad Dog. Mad Dog. I don't know how you've missed this and I picked it up.

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Mad Dog
Oh, hang on.

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Chibbs
We're in a Fritzl funnel.

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gav
yeah but ah

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Mad Dog
Fuck. have Have I, have I missed an obvious.

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gav
it so ri It's Two things are rare so rare.

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Chibbs
tell me Tell me this. Tell me this.

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gav
It's so rare for Mad Dog to miss it and it's so rare for Chibs to catch it.

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
so

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Chibbs
When I'm feeling down, i want you above me.

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gav
Oh, here we go.

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Mad Dog
Okay, so this is from Elizabeth's perspective.

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gav
From the basement. From the basement.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Ah, okay.

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Okay.

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Mad Dog
All right.

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Chibbs
but Drag that Christmas tree down, Papa. ah Let's light this place up.

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gav
Oh my god.

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Mad Dog
The kids are hungry.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
um Fuck.

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Mad Dog
The kids.

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gav
Oh god. i want you to find me?

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Mad Dog
I forget myself.

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gav
Is she talking? Maybe that's a cry to the police in that line?

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
I'm not sure.

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Chibbs
Yeah, i forget myself.

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Mad Dog
um Okay, well, yeah, I'm losing my touch a little bit with the Fritzl stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

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gav
Let's say that was that was a veiled that was a veiled reference, I feel.

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Chibbs
searching Searching yourself...

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gav
that wasn't That wasn't overt.

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Chibbs
Yeah, sorry, yeah.

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gav
Maybe we'll see where it goes. I'd say we' we're we're we're licking the rim of the um Fritzl funnel. Let's see if we fall in.

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Chibbs
I just think that searching yourself is like, you know, when you've, you don't know if you've left your keys in your pocket or whatever, you just patting yourself down.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, just bit of a pat down.

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Yeah.

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gav
Yeah. and pat and and that That's it.

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Chibbs
Maybe that's what the touching is.

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Yeah.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
The touching is just a patting yourself down, lost the keys.

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Yeah.

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gav
She's lost her keys. This still tracks with the dementia.

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Chibbs
It's all very innocent.

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gav
Maybe she's like looking for a keys.

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Chibbs
Sure.

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gav
Then she realizes that she hasn't driven since like 98. Come Jeanette.

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Hmm.

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Chibbs
and Someone takes it and goes, sit down.

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Mad Dog
and

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
ah come on jeannette

00:08:03.25
Mad Dog
it Actually, now you mention it, they why would you be thinking it has to be sexual, this touching? Like, you know, your brain automatically goes there, but there's nothing about...

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Chibbs
No, masturbation.

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Mad Dog
No, it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't need to be sexual touching.

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Yeah. I think I want everything.

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gav
She hasn't said touch yet, just for the record.

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Yeah. No, no, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

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Jump in the gun a bit.

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Mad Dog
Well, searching yourself is touching.

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Chibbs
Love.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Love, AKA touch.

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No.

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It's, well, self-love. Self-love.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Stealth self-love.

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ah Self-love.

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Chibbs
ah thought you said what thought you said I thought you said stealth love.

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What?

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ah

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gav
Stealth love.

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what would that be yeah yeah that's loving from afar hidden in bushes i'm a stealth lover uh yeah yeah i'm stealth in love with you what are you

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gav
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
That's called stalking. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Yeah. A stealth.

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gav
well

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Chibbs
I'm more of a stealth lover.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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gav
Stealth lover.

00:09:03.85
Chibbs
The chorus. It goes... the chorus it goes I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself. Oh, I don't want anybody else.

00:09:16.65
Chibbs
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

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All right. So like, is this just anywhere?

00:09:21.33
Chibbs
right.

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Like ah if she thinks about this person, is she going to just touch herself in like immediately?

00:09:30.26
Chibbs
Just, just,

00:09:32.96
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like she's She's on the bus. She starts thinking about him.

00:09:35.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

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hands Hands are going up the skirt.

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Mad Dog
Every time. Every time, as soon as she thinks about them.

00:09:41.99
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Yeah.

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Chibbs
How often does this shit get arrested, do you think?

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I imagine a lot. ah um I'm pretty sure you can't masturbate in public. I mean, it didn't work.

00:09:49.81
gav
I think, no, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure there's a ah classic double standard here. I think i think she can. And I think if you if you were on the same bus on the opposite seat to her down the aisle, the cops would walk up that aisle, they'd stop middle, they'd look at her, they'd look at you, and then they'd drag your ass off the bus, jacking it on the bus.

00:09:57.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:10:07.56
Chibbs
For jacking it on the bus.

00:10:09.18
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Yeah, that's true.

00:10:10.48
gav
And she's still jacking it on the bus, just watching you get the shit kicked out you by the lovely New South Wales police force on the on the side of the road there.

00:10:12.30
Mad Dog
That's true.

00:10:14.71
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Um...

00:10:19.43
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Um, this...

00:10:19.09
Chibbs
It's actually quite romantic. It's only the what this one specific person that she she jacks it to.

00:10:25.64
gav
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a very um it's a very it's very for a very raunchy song it's very sweet yeah so sweet

00:10:26.45
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Yeah.

00:10:26.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:28.41
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It is very romantic.

00:10:31.91
Chibbs
So sweet.

00:10:32.71
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Um...

00:10:33.18
Chibbs
Except that all the oh no's at the end. that kind if There's something about saying oh no over and over again that is a bit sinister.

00:10:39.34
gav
ah

00:10:39.63
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Yeah.

00:10:40.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:42.04
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um So double standard being like, if a girl says, when I think about you, I touch myself, it kind of sounds romantic.

00:10:43.37
Mad Dog
Nah.

00:10:49.76
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But if a guy says like, when I, when I think, yeah, if a guy was to say, yeah,

00:10:49.26
Chibbs
Yeah, it's very sweet. that Very charming.

00:10:51.02
gav
no

00:10:52.42
Chibbs
A charming little thing to say.

00:10:54.24
gav
ah Yeah, if if Michael Hudgens, if any excess had sung this, it would not have been a hit.

00:10:59.41
Mad Dog
not

00:11:00.49
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if if a guy was to say, when I, when I think about you,

00:11:00.79
gav
It would have been a creepy, creepy anthem.

00:11:04.43
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i wank

00:11:08.41
Mad Dog
ah

00:11:08.40
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It's different. It's different.

00:11:09.53
Chibbs
No, no one else either.

00:11:10.38
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Like, it doesn't come across sweet and romantic.

00:11:10.55
gav
Oh, God.

00:11:12.78
Mad Dog
It does.

00:11:12.28
Chibbs
yeah

00:11:13.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:11:13.29
Chibbs
and no No one else.

00:11:14.24
Mad Dog
It's completely different.

00:11:14.96
Chibbs
Only you. When I think of you.

00:11:16.82
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When I think about you, wank my dick.

00:11:16.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:11:20.04
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Oh, yeah.

00:11:20.69
gav
but

00:11:20.79
Mad Dog
Cody.

00:11:21.94
gav
i jack my shit i honestly do i jack my shit

00:11:23.53
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but

00:11:26.41
anaconda cock dick
Hey, speaking of that, a public masturbation. Wasn't the Coney guy, the guy that did all the Coney stuff, didn't he get busted doing a masturbate?

00:11:33.03
gav
yeah yep a big masturbate in uh san diego the guy who made the coney 2012 video

00:11:37.62
Mad Dog
cony

00:11:38.72
anaconda cock dick
Not Cody, the guy who... The guy

00:11:41.22
Chibbs
Not the African general.

00:11:44.13
Mad Dog
Oh,

00:11:43.71
Chibbs
ah the The documentary filmmaker.

00:11:44.91
gav
Not the one that was recruiting the child soldiers. Yeah, the one that made them.

00:11:47.75
Mad Dog
right.

00:11:47.34
Chibbs
yeah

00:11:49.91
gav
Dan Southern, was that a cough ah out of the mic, Dan Southern, you treacherous bastard?

00:11:50.25
Mad Dog
The African general.

00:11:49.53
Chibbs
that's

00:11:55.58
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who's... Sorry, oh I'll do better.

00:11:57.19
gav
I've had just about enough of this.

00:11:57.62
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um right

00:11:57.27
Chibbs
I thought that guy was just coked out of his mind and was doing nude runs and shit.

00:11:58.27
gav
so

00:12:00.67
Chibbs
Was he a wanker? Did he publicly...

00:12:02.87
gav
I think he wanked in public, yeah.

00:12:03.90
Mad Dog
It's a public masturbator. Yeah.

00:12:05.37
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I don't know if this is...

00:12:04.76
Chibbs
I thought that was Pee Wee Herman was known for a good public wank.

00:12:09.96
Mad Dog
Oh, there's been many, many.

00:12:10.76
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Was he?

00:12:12.20
Mad Dog
famous public masturbators. over

00:12:14.34
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um

00:12:13.59
Chibbs
George Michael.

00:12:15.29
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tell me at least one.

00:12:16.35
Chibbs
George Michael.

00:12:17.30
Mad Dog
um

00:12:16.95
Chibbs
George

00:12:18.99
gav
um

00:12:19.70
Mad Dog
adolf Adolf Hitler.

00:12:22.45
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Public masturbator, was he?

00:12:22.54
Mad Dog
He loved a good public wank right up there on the Berghof.

00:12:28.53
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Right, okay.

00:12:28.77
gav
um

00:12:31.39
anaconda cock dick
Well, I'm pretty sure that's true about the Coney guy. I think he actually, he like was caught on the side of the road.

00:12:35.35
gav
Yeah, so I've just, he his his name was jason his name was Jason Russell, um and it seems as though he was hospitalized for several weeks in 2012 during the height of the Kony 2012 popularity.

00:12:34.94
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

00:12:48.94
gav
um Yeah, he was attributing it to extreme exhaustion, stress, and dehydration. He said it was an out-of-body experience, but there's no mention on his Wikipedia page of masturbation on this one.

00:12:54.85
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Yeah.

00:12:56.01
Chibbs
Have a drink.

00:12:58.57
anaconda cock dick
All right. All

00:13:01.28
gav
So, don't know.

00:13:02.63
Mad Dog
um'm I'm completely dehydrated and exhausted. Better have a wank.

00:13:06.25
gav
That'll lose some bodily fluids.

00:13:06.36
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right.

00:13:06.71
Chibbs
I'm so thirsty, it makes me get naked and run through the streets.

00:13:10.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:13:11.68
anaconda cock dick
Maybe this song maybe the song was inspired by, what's his name?

00:13:11.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:16.79
Chibbs
Coney.

00:13:18.54
anaconda cock dick
No, like the guy that was doing the Kony stuff. He's like, when he thinks about Kony, he touches himself.

00:13:21.10
Chibbs
Mr. Coney.

00:13:23.26
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Yeah.

00:13:22.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:13:26.29
Mad Dog
African general.

00:13:26.44
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i don't know. I'm just saying there's questions.

00:13:27.30
gav
Mr. Coney.

00:13:28.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:29.69
gav
Merry Christmas, Mr. Coney.

00:13:32.38
Chibbs
Verse 2. You're the one that makes me come running.

00:13:37.80
gav
and No, no, no.

00:13:37.11
Chibbs
You're the... so

00:13:38.24
gav
can you can you Can you read that again with a slight pause between the last two words?

00:13:41.25
Chibbs
You're the one that makes me come running.

00:13:44.63
gav
Thank you.

00:13:44.01
Chibbs
You're the sun who makes me shine. When you're around, I'm always laughing. I want to make you mine.

00:13:55.84
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always laughing. I think, I think is this person ah a jester or a clown? Perhaps she's in love with a court jester.

00:14:02.84
Mad Dog
yeah

00:14:02.89
Chibbs
So

00:14:04.02
gav
No, no, no, because if she was the jester, she wouldn't be laughing. i'm I'm guessing that he is the court jester. And when she's always around him, that's why she's laughing.

00:14:11.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:11.80
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That's what I'm saying.

00:14:12.16
gav
Oh, I thought you were saying that she was a clown.

00:14:12.66
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That's what I'm saying.

00:14:12.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:13.06
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Yeah.

00:14:13.41
Mad Dog
He's a clown.

00:14:15.20
gav
I was like, the clown doesn't laugh.

00:14:15.86
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No, no, no.

00:14:16.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:16.60
gav
Okay, good. Sorry, apologies.

00:14:18.54
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Yeah. Now she's in love.

00:14:19.02
Mad Dog
The clown's always sad.

00:14:19.16
gav
I'm going to jacket in San Diego.

00:14:19.90
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I'm, I'm proposing the possibility that,

00:14:21.82
Chibbs
so she's laughing while she's jacking off. Laughing. Laughing.

00:14:26.34
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:14:26.52
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Yeah.

00:14:26.92
Mad Dog
Yeah. It's hysterically.

00:14:27.66
gav
Wait, do you not do that?

00:14:28.81
Mad Dog
Well,

00:14:30.04
gav
Is that not?

00:14:31.36
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I cry. Hopefully.

00:14:33.38
gav
Oh, okay. Yeah, ah me too.

00:14:35.27
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lot of crying and sobbing.

00:14:35.71
gav
that's That's the normal thing to do.

00:14:37.82
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Yeah.

00:14:38.09
Chibbs
Laughing all the time is the craziest thing of this entire song.

00:14:42.73
gav
oh fuck yeah.

00:14:42.38
Chibbs
Like, ah imagine, it's like, it's the old family guy. Like, Tom Hanks. Everything he says is hilarious. I have AIDS.

00:14:50.43
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Yeah.

00:14:50.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:51.79
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Yeah.

00:14:51.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:52.10
gav
ha ha.

00:14:52.28
Chibbs
ah

00:14:55.47
Mad Dog
So she's also having a rub on her morning jog.

00:15:01.82
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Yeah.

00:15:02.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:03.53
gav
yeah

00:15:03.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:03.52
Chibbs
Well, she probably wasn't intending to have a rub, but then this dude's popped into her fucking mind and mean but we all we all know how like that goes every time she thinks about him.

00:15:10.62
gav
And she's come running.

00:15:10.74
Mad Dog
he's ski He's given her a call. Yeah.

00:15:16.57
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:15:16.68
gav
That's some pretty exceptional wordplay though. You're the one that makes me come running.

00:15:19.87
Mad Dog
Come running.

00:15:20.32
gav
Fuck, that's good.

00:15:20.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:22.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:23.51
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Yeah.

00:15:23.89
gav
Love it.

00:15:23.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:25.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:25.97
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The start...

00:15:25.22
Chibbs
Running as well. It's not a jog. That's like running is at, at, at, at pace.

00:15:28.78
gav
Yeah, she's a she's ah it's a flat out sprint.

00:15:28.93
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Yeah, it's a run.

00:15:29.03
Mad Dog
It's right

00:15:30.21
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Yeah.

00:15:32.38
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:32.43
Mad Dog
sprinting.

00:15:32.63
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Yeah. Yeah. Sprint masturbator.

00:15:35.08
Chibbs
ah

00:15:38.41
Mad Dog
I'm just picturing it. Like a hundred meter sprint. Like, yeah.

00:15:41.89
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Like knees fucking pumping real high.

00:15:43.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:45.25
Chibbs
Like just, yeah.

00:15:47.74
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Yeah.

00:15:48.25
gav
and and Hand down your your fucking gym tights, butt plug falling out.

00:15:47.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:48.52
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And you're off balance.

00:15:52.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:52.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:54.00
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Yeah.

00:15:53.69
Chibbs
it's to It's Tom Cruise like in every Mission Impossible movie just fucking bolting.

00:15:54.54
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Yeah.

00:15:58.41
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yeah

00:15:58.57
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:16:00.61
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yeah Yeah, you're off balance because um when you go to when you run as hard as you can, your arms kind of need to really go for it as well.

00:16:06.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:07.25
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So if he's doing that with one arm and the other arm's down at hand.

00:16:06.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:07.70
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:16:09.17
Mad Dog
yeah

00:16:08.46
Chibbs
Put only one arm's going. Yeah.

00:16:10.92
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it's like you're off balance.

00:16:11.27
Mad Dog
yeah

00:16:10.60
Chibbs
Throws her off.

00:16:12.05
gav
She's running in a very large circle. She's going to end up where she started by the time she comes.

00:16:14.74
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Yeah. Laughing.

00:16:20.21
Chibbs
And also, can someone tell me how hot is the sun the surface of the sun? It's

00:16:26.78
Mad Dog
Fucking hot.

00:16:26.81
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where we need Zav.

00:16:28.42
Mad Dog
Fucking hot.

00:16:28.72
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Yeah.

00:16:28.70
Chibbs
hot, eh?

00:16:29.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:28.90
Chibbs
Yeah, we need Zav here. He would know that.

00:16:31.04
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um He would have done the maths on that and worked it out.

00:16:31.09
Chibbs
but But there's a person here that that is an actual sun.

00:16:33.48
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um

00:16:38.86
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Yeah, she's...

00:16:41.51
gav
Okay, 15 million degrees Celsius at its core.

00:16:42.23
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This person...

00:16:43.71
Chibbs
There's a person that is 15 million degrees.

00:16:44.97
gav
Nice.

00:16:48.34
Chibbs
hot and it's just making them want to masturbate what i I wish you were millions and millions of kilometers away yeah yeah

00:16:50.74
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Yeah. And laughed.

00:16:53.32
gav
yeah

00:16:54.35
Mad Dog
but That's hilarious how you're burning everyone to a crisp.

00:16:58.39
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Yeah.

00:16:58.67
gav
but

00:17:03.26
Mad Dog
yeah

00:17:03.42
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Um, yeah.

00:17:06.51
gav
nice

00:17:07.22
anaconda cock dick
yeah And she wants to make them hers as well.

00:17:10.53
gav
That's a little bit Fritzl.

00:17:11.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:12.53
gav
We're still just licking the rim. I still don't think we've like really plunged.

00:17:14.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:16.21
Chibbs
no we don't know

00:17:17.04
Mad Dog
Usually it's me that draws quite a long bow, um but Chibsy, yeah, came in hot with that.

00:17:18.03
gav
in

00:17:20.29
gav
Yeah, for the Fritzl.

00:17:24.19
gav
Let's see, though. I still think we could get there.

00:17:26.02
Chibbs
I'm glad there's three verses. It gives us more time to clarify what's going on here.

00:17:30.47
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:17:31.12
Chibbs
says, i close my eyes and see you before me. Think I would die if you were to ignore me.

00:17:39.39
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wow

00:17:39.67
Chibbs
a fool could see just how much I adore you. i get down on my knees. I'd do anything for you.

00:17:48.79
Mad Dog
All right, now we're talking about Joseph.

00:17:51.03
gav
Yeah, that's if if he ignored them in the basement, I mean, they're locked in there.

00:17:50.62
Chibbs
ya Yeah, yeah.

00:17:55.31
gav
There'd be no food. yeah

00:17:56.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:56.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:17:57.47
gav
Yeah, it wouldn't it wouldn't go great.

00:17:59.02
Mad Dog
And she would die. Yeah, exactly.

00:18:00.58
gav
Yeah.

00:18:01.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:02.52
gav
No, it's...

00:18:02.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:03.03
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:18:03.72
Mad Dog
and Yeah. The sun. Yeah.

00:18:05.03
gav
Loosely Fritzl. All right.

00:18:06.57
Mad Dog
they

00:18:07.73
gav
I close my eyes and see you before me. That might um also indicate that he is, in fact, the sun.

00:18:12.19
Chibbs
He's...

00:18:13.13
gav
Because if you stare the sun and then you close your eyes, you get that weird, ah massive dot.

00:18:12.75
Chibbs
He is the sun!

00:18:14.12
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Yeah, he is the son.

00:18:14.76
Mad Dog
the sun

00:18:14.17
Chibbs
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:18:17.51
gav
She's like, there he is. I still see him.

00:18:20.51
Mad Dog
massive dot.

00:18:20.83
Chibbs
yeah

00:18:23.03
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Yeah.

00:18:24.27
gav
just closing her eyes and massivating furiously over the massive

00:18:25.07
Chibbs
Eyes closed. It's yeah it so it like It never goes away.

00:18:35.49
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:36.03
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

00:18:36.79
gav
but Oh, God.

00:18:39.06
Mad Dog
It would be a fucking big dot.

00:18:39.76
gav
Oh,

00:18:41.27
Mad Dog
Let me tell you.

00:18:41.57
Chibbs
yeah ah

00:18:42.40
gav
oh God. um do I do love that line. and Think I would die if you were to ignore me. That's so fucking melodramatic. Yeah.

00:18:50.37
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Yeah.

00:18:49.89
Chibbs
That is a bit bad.

00:18:51.79
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Yeah. He's just had enough of her for the days.

00:18:52.78
gav
It's like she's she's sitting in the kitchen.

00:18:54.03
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She's pissed him off a bit. and He's like,

00:18:56.30
gav
Yeah, he walks past her, goes to the fridge, grabs a beer, walks away. She just fucking dies. right, my egg.

00:19:00.21
Chibbs
it just

00:19:01.10
anaconda cock dick
on the spot.

00:19:02.27
Mad Dog
Or just cut.

00:19:01.70
Chibbs
full dead

00:19:03.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:04.00
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Her life is, can is completely reliant on him giving her attention.

00:19:10.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:10.98
gav
ah

00:19:11.65
Mad Dog
Just like, if you don't talk to me, I'm going to kill myself. Just like.

00:19:16.08
gav
no

00:19:16.93
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:19:18.08
gav
all at my egg

00:19:17.35
Chibbs
just has a revolver on the table in front of her at all times yeah yeah yeah

00:19:18.26
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a lot

00:19:19.05
gav
and

00:19:21.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:21.82
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I like how she she says, a fool could see just how much I do it. Like there's some fucking idiot that's standing by and he's like, oh, I could see you.

00:19:28.78
gav
I'm sorry.

00:19:32.41
anaconda cock dick
so Even I could see it. Wow.

00:19:34.94
Chibbs
love You love him. With gun your head.

00:19:37.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:37.83
anaconda cock dick
Oh, I could see that.

00:19:37.74
Chibbs
Yeah. As you

00:19:39.23
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I can't see you much else because I'm a fucking idiot.

00:19:39.23
gav
yeah

00:19:42.32
Chibbs
get...

00:19:43.18
Mad Dog
i can I can tell you like him because you're furiously masturbating.

00:19:47.10
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah.

00:19:47.31
Chibbs
ah with a gundy your head

00:19:49.97
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Yeah.

00:19:50.87
Chibbs
ah

00:19:52.01
Mad Dog
Look at me.

00:19:52.12
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that what can Yeah.

00:19:53.07
Mad Dog
Look at me.

00:19:54.61
gav
oh

00:19:57.84
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It would give it away.

00:19:57.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, got a bit deranged, he. Yeah.

00:20:00.05
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and would give it away if someone's just standing there with a gun to their head, masturbating, staring at this person, laughing.

00:19:59.44
Chibbs
yeah as you

00:20:05.94
Chibbs
Yeah, laughing.

00:20:06.75
Mad Dog
with the With the village idiot reaffirming, I can tell you really love this guy. Yeah.

00:20:13.08
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:20:12.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:13.08
gav
um mean I mean, all of this sounds like a lot of red flags and a lot of turnoff, and then she finishes with, I get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you. It's like, yeah, no, she's all right. um I'd ah'd date her.

00:20:20.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:21.87
anaconda cock dick
well

00:20:21.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:22.18
gav
I'd definitely...

00:20:21.90
Chibbs
You're just like, it's a good sort, this one.

00:20:25.64
anaconda cock dick
yeah

00:20:25.85
gav
yeah she's she's they're all green flags now suddenly they just flip from green to red I don't know what happened but so i was I was really turned off and now suddenly

00:20:26.55
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one of the um

00:20:29.75
Chibbs
Wow. Wow.

00:20:32.75
Chibbs
Hey, all red lights turn green eventually, don't they?

00:20:36.96
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:20:37.18
gav
ah no bad

00:20:39.49
anaconda cock dick
um Well, going off the theory that he's the sun, I don't really see her getting down on her knees as something that's going to end well for her.

00:20:47.00
Chibbs
Charred corpse.

00:20:49.08
Mad Dog
Yeah. Huge dot.

00:20:49.95
anaconda cock dick
she's goingnna get yeah She's going to get within like 800 light years whatever it is close to him and her face is going to be melted.

00:20:49.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:50.30
gav
hu

00:20:54.57
Chibbs
Oh, it's going to be, yeah. Like...

00:20:57.99
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:20:57.66
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

00:21:02.22
Chibbs
It's like, you should have.

00:21:03.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:21:03.98
gav
so we're eight like we're we're approximately eight light minutes from the sun for the record

00:21:08.95
Chibbs
Are we saying, have we kind of cracked this that she just masturbates at the sun?

00:21:15.97
gav
yeah she's so she's maybe maybe she's got some Aztec blood in her and she still worships the sun a little bit she doesn't know why that's her kink but it is

00:21:16.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:21:20.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:23.13
Mad Dog
It is.

00:21:22.59
Chibbs
She keeps chopping people's heads off as well and right rolling them down temple steps.

00:21:23.88
Mad Dog
think

00:21:27.69
gav
blood blood sacrifices well it was also her that sung pleasure and pain obviously so maybe there was a little bit of that freaky Aztec magic in there oh maybe maybe no just chasing the sun around the equator

00:21:28.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:33.91
Chibbs
Possibly.

00:21:34.81
Mad Dog
you think do you think she you think she takes nighttime as being ignored

00:21:44.10
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ah

00:21:44.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:46.74
Mad Dog
So she just sort of like is always on the edge, like with a revolver against a temple all throughout the night.

00:21:55.71
Chibbs
yeah

00:21:56.48
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:21:57.47
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. I imagine she, she does that. She just, she's constantly traveling so that she can always see the sun.

00:22:05.32
Mad Dog
No.

00:22:05.35
gav
yeah

00:22:04.96
Chibbs
You never want to see darkness. You just have to move to like the fucking Arctic Circle or something where it's...

00:22:07.37
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Yeah.

00:22:07.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:10.74
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Yeah.

00:22:11.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:11.47
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I imagine that's where she lives.

00:22:11.15
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:22:13.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:13.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:14.43
gav
For six months of the year. And then the other six, it's only dark. She'd be fucking dead immediately.

00:22:19.23
anaconda cock dick
no

00:22:19.25
gav
She'd have to go flip down to the Antarctic ah for for the other half of the year.

00:22:18.69
Chibbs
That's true.

00:22:21.78
Mad Dog
Antarctic.

00:22:21.24
Chibbs
She'd have to do the old...

00:22:22.39
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, she... I think she...

00:22:22.82
Chibbs
Do an old Earth flip.

00:22:23.71
gav
She'd do that the old Earth switcheroo.

00:22:25.52
anaconda cock dick
yeah She does the flip-flop.

00:22:26.26
Mad Dog
and The old...

00:22:27.47
gav
the The old Earth flip, like that's a real thing that fucking...

00:22:30.03
Chibbs
but

00:22:30.99
Mad Dog
The old polar switcheroo.

00:22:31.41
Chibbs
You know, what the people this ah and like the endless summer documentaries of the surfers.

00:22:32.48
gav
She's...

00:22:36.59
gav
Yeah.

00:22:36.30
Chibbs
You know, they're always just, they just follow summer around.

00:22:37.50
gav
Yeah.

00:22:38.95
Chibbs
Yeah, you've got earth flippers.

00:22:40.25
gav
Yeah.

00:22:41.13
anaconda cock dick
well, you've had heard of Flat Earthers.

00:22:41.22
gav
ah Flippers. Flippers.

00:22:41.73
Mad Dog
over.

00:22:43.72
anaconda cock dick
This is a Flip Earther.

00:22:44.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:45.48
gav
i slipp

00:22:46.39
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:22:46.20
Chibbs
I flip here, I flip there.

00:22:47.49
Mad Dog
playpo

00:22:48.83
gav
yeah

00:22:48.17
Chibbs
ah i'm never I'm never in the dark.

00:22:50.03
Mad Dog
And I masturbate all the way.

00:22:51.72
anaconda cock dick
Hey, where do you but do you live? ah Here and there.

00:22:57.18
gav
but

00:22:57.36
anaconda cock dick
Where and where? On the top of the earth and the bottom of the earth.

00:23:02.63
Mad Dog
And I alternate between the two.

00:23:04.57
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, depending on the sunlight.

00:23:05.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:23:10.45
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Okay,

00:23:10.01
Chibbs
ah

00:23:11.14
anaconda cock dick
sorry I asked.

00:23:12.04
Chibbs
There isn't any more lyrics in this song.

00:23:15.14
Mad Dog
Top and bottom.

00:23:15.96
gav
there's can I just say that and I'm not even just doing this to be a prick the very final chorus where it really runs out there is a there is one different line there and I alright thanks

00:23:19.70
Mad Dog
up

00:23:20.59
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. i Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, it is different. Okay, sorry. Here you go. No, no, I've got you. I've got you. I've got you. I don't want anybody else when I think about you. I touch myself.

00:23:34.96
Chibbs
Uh-oh. I don't want anybody else when I think about you. i touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself.

00:23:45.42
Chibbs
I touch myself. I touch myself. I touch myself. I honestly do. I touch myself.

00:23:50.79
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I don't know.

00:23:50.85
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:23:50.52
Chibbs
I touch myself. I touch myself. I honestly do.

00:23:53.36
Mad Dog
them

00:23:57.39
gav
And that for me is the my favourite bit of the song just

00:23:59.24
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:02.77
anaconda cock dick
The reaffirming.

00:24:02.85
Chibbs
it's reaffirming it they're like okay it's i don't it's not about it's not about having a wank and it's just like no honest honest honestly every time i think about you jack it

00:24:04.78
gav
the song. Just in case you were doubting her. Yeah, you're like, I'm not sure.

00:24:11.37
gav
yeah

00:24:13.42
Mad Dog
No, I can't make this any... Yeah.

00:24:18.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:18.42
gav
ah

00:24:19.88
Mad Dog
I can't make this any clearer.

00:24:20.96
Chibbs
yeah just you're not listening

00:24:22.49
Mad Dog
Yeah, I really do. Yeah.

00:24:25.19
gav
I'm pretty sure she says that she touches herself 44 times in this song. forty About 44, I think. So just in case that wasn't enough to really set at home, she comes in with the, I honestly do.

00:24:31.58
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awesome.

00:24:32.11
Mad Dog
Mad.

00:24:35.33
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I love that.

00:24:38.40
Mad Dog
I honestly...

00:24:37.93
Chibbs
I honestly do.

00:24:38.68
gav
That's just... Yeah, don't...

00:24:41.43
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I love it.

00:24:41.02
Chibbs
but I don't think there's enough songs that just clarify that what they're singing about they really mean.

00:24:48.53
gav
Oh, 100%.

00:24:49.45
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Yeah.

00:24:50.14
Mad Dog
No, I'm serious.

00:24:50.16
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Yeah.

00:24:49.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:24:50.78
gav
And those artists that are like...

00:24:50.48
Chibbs
we need We need some of that a bit of a bit of everything.

00:24:52.20
gav
It's like...

00:24:53.67
Chibbs
It's just like, no, honestly, and honestly, though,

00:24:54.83
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What's that?

00:24:56.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:24:58.90
gav
ah That is exactly what I do.

00:24:59.83
anaconda cock dick
What's that? um

00:24:59.42
Chibbs
yeah

00:25:01.02
anaconda cock dick
There's a song. i might have this blended with two songs, but it's like, love you. ah honestly love you.

00:25:08.47
Mad Dog
ah yeah.

00:25:09.60
anaconda cock dick
That's a song, isn't it?

00:25:10.69
gav
and rings a bell.

00:25:10.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:10.46
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:25:11.62
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Beveridge would know that.

00:25:11.71
gav
Yeah. It would.

00:25:12.39
Chibbs
Okay. But if you would do it, you could have like...

00:25:14.46
gav
But he's dead.

00:25:17.75
gav
yeah

00:25:18.59
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Beveridge would be like, that's Gloria Estefan.

00:25:18.95
Chibbs
on the

00:25:20.88
anaconda cock dick
I know all about Gloria Estefan.

00:25:20.67
Chibbs
Honestly, honestly, i will be fucking you right.

00:25:26.74
gav
I'll be fucking you right. I honestly will.

00:25:27.39
Chibbs
Yeah, honestly. But ah I honestly will.

00:25:31.50
gav
doubt it.

00:25:31.65
anaconda cock dick
yeah yeah

00:25:30.99
Chibbs
Seven days a week. 24 hours, seven days a week.

00:25:34.60
gav
ah

00:25:35.60
Mad Dog
No breaks.

00:25:35.01
Chibbs
I am Jungkook, and I will have sex with you for seven days a week, 24 hours.

00:25:41.15
anaconda cock dick
yeah honestly yeah they're honestly but honestly so good it's like someone's going like really ah really and no honestly really it's like no one's

00:25:40.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:25:45.22
Chibbs
right

00:25:46.35
gav
yeah yeah

00:25:48.98
Chibbs
yeah

00:25:52.62
gav
i doubt it

00:25:56.15
Chibbs
Yeah, think she was at the pub telling one of her mates, like, you know what? Every time I've been thinking about this dude, I've just been just rubb and rubbing one out. And they're like, really?

00:26:05.23
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Just go on him.

00:26:05.43
Chibbs
no honestly, honestly, Yeah.

00:26:07.89
gav
and she's like honestly we're talking about him right now they all look down and she's just fucking going for it I'll show you what this is how I get it done I'm

00:26:08.49
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Yeah.

00:26:07.84
Chibbs
yeah

00:26:12.44
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. I'll show you. I'll show you what I do.

00:26:14.59
Chibbs
ah

00:26:18.84
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:26:19.25
Chibbs
Tell me if the sun's going down.

00:26:20.07
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Yeah.

00:26:22.44
gav
on my way to the arctic

00:26:24.99
Mad Dog
I've got to get my last one in before nightfall.

00:26:24.37
Chibbs
well yeah Because I have to kill myself.

00:26:30.69
Mad Dog
Then the revolver comes out.

00:26:30.85
gav
um um i'm on my way to the arctic

00:26:31.90
Chibbs
Earth

00:26:35.78
anaconda cock dick
maybe she's got a maybe like Maybe she's got a live feed of the sun.

00:26:35.78
Chibbs
slipping time.

00:26:40.60
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Like different different different countries all around the world, and CCTV situations.

00:26:41.22
Chibbs
A live feed.

00:26:46.44
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You can just tap in there wherever the sun is.

00:26:46.85
gav
Yeah, that could work.

00:26:48.46
Chibbs
She's just like in some like yeah some security security fucking camera room that's just full of screens of the sun that she masturbates in front of.

00:26:49.28
Mad Dog
Just a camera pointed at the sun.

00:26:51.58
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It'd be a lot less travel.

00:26:53.34
Mad Dog
yeah

00:26:58.82
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Yeah, yeah.

00:27:00.41
Mad Dog
and

00:27:01.53
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She's like, what time is it? nine thirty eight 9.38pm. Ah, Poland. It's just like...

00:27:05.78
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:27:09.28
gav
Pole land?

00:27:10.79
anaconda cock dick
Poland.

00:27:12.13
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice, nice.

00:27:12.51
Chibbs
yeah

00:27:14.47
Mad Dog
Just VR goggles of staring into the sun.

00:27:14.26
Chibbs
ah

00:27:16.98
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Yeah, yeah, she just...

00:27:17.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:18.48
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Yeah, she's just in a living room with vr ah goggles on.

00:27:19.59
Chibbs
That would be a funny fucking meta quest game is sun staring, virtual sun staring.

00:27:23.53
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Yeah. Sun.

00:27:25.09
gav
Sun staring.

00:27:25.28
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Sun.

00:27:26.71
gav
no Theme music star it staring at the sun by Offspring, just the theme

00:27:27.95
Chibbs
You can't look at the sun in real life, but in the, in the meta world.

00:27:28.95
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and you Have you ever...

00:27:32.47
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Have you ever wanted to look at the sun?

00:27:36.30
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Yeah.

00:27:39.14
anaconda cock dick
um It's like, have you ever wanted to stare at the sun? Well, now you can in the comfort of your own home.

00:27:46.63
Mad Dog
Stare at the sun.

00:27:52.77
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MetaQuest game.

00:27:54.01
Chibbs
yeah

00:27:56.84
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oh

00:27:56.20
Chibbs
I want to make i want to make like a virtual reality like a thing for a meta quest that's but just fishing, but like you never get a bite.

00:28:04.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, mad.

00:28:04.74
gav
Oh, perfect.

00:28:05.35
Chibbs
You're just there. just

00:28:06.80
gav
The perfect day of fishing.

00:28:09.03
anaconda cock dick
car Is it casting?

00:28:08.31
Chibbs
Nothing. yeah

00:28:10.55
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Do you cast? Or is it already casted?

00:28:12.41
Chibbs
You cast it, and then you never get a bite. You never get a nibble.

00:28:18.35
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Alright.

00:28:18.49
Chibbs
Real life fishing.

00:28:19.43
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Yeah. Yeah, it's probably... I don't fish, but that sounds like what it probably is a lot of the time..........

00:28:22.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:28:23.92
gav
That's the best way to fish.

00:28:25.92
Mad Dog
Only if you're shit, I'll get heaps of bites.

00:28:26.76
Chibbs
Yeah, you're sinking. You're just sinking virtual cans on your dinghy.

00:28:32.78
gav
No, sinking real cans on your virtual dinghy.

00:28:32.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:34.39
Chibbs
Real cans on a virtual dinghy. Yeah, that's true. You can drink and be in virtual reality.

00:28:44.46
gav
about that, Tim? Is it the fucking um I think you should leave skit where he like has the VR goggles on and can't breathe?

00:28:47.28
Chibbs
You can't breathe.

00:28:50.07
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Yeah.

00:28:49.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:28:53.20
gav
That's one of the fucking best seeds in that show, man. God damn it.

00:28:56.68
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That's a gem.

00:28:56.10
Chibbs
I think it's absolute fucking crime that friendship has not come out in any movie cinemas.

00:29:01.99
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Um,

00:29:02.40
Mad Dog
I found Littlest Baby, by the way, Chibsy.

00:29:01.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:05.89
Mad Dog
I'm onto it.

00:29:06.15
Chibbs
Oh, you did.

00:29:07.16
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I,

00:29:07.88
Mad Dog
Yeah, I found it.

00:29:08.25
Chibbs
Yeah, man.

00:29:09.74
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I can, if you want to, um ah don't want to, but if you want to, you can come over and watch Friendship on my TV, um the movie that has been filmed by someone on a mobile phone and it's in a cinema.

00:29:10.18
Mad Dog
Matt.

00:29:11.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:16.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:20.45
Chibbs
No, I'm not. I'm not doing that.

00:29:22.96
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Because um we have a ah streaming service that I don't know how it works, but... The TV man that put our TV on the wall for us, he set us up with this streaming service and we can watch anything, whatever you want, we can watch it.

00:29:36.21
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It's like, and and like, you can watch shit that's like not even made yet. Like we we were watching Minecraft before it come out, like the director's cut and like,

00:29:42.88
gav
ah

00:29:46.10
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half the shit you see is red, like green screen type stuff.

00:29:49.37
gav
Oh my god.

00:29:49.48
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And like, i don't know how it works.

00:29:49.01
Chibbs
What the fuck?

00:29:50.95
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I don't know, but we've got access to all this. Anyway, so um right now, we I looked up Friendship and it's on there, but it's like someone's mobile phone version for the moment.

00:29:57.77
Chibbs
Nah, nah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

00:30:00.46
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Yeah.

00:30:01.09
gav
It'll come out. Like, we'll get it. We'll get it, right? We'll get it.

00:30:03.41
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:02.75
Chibbs
Yeah, it'll go to streaming somewhere.

00:30:04.27
anaconda cock dick
Oh, yeah.

00:30:04.23
Chibbs
If we go to the movies, though. Yeah.

00:30:06.95
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:07.42
Chibbs
It's gay.

00:30:08.63
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:08.62
Chibbs
ah This song was this so was released on the... Oh, it doesn't have it. For some reason, it doesn't give me a date. November 1990? says 3,948 days before 9-11.

00:30:19.68
Chibbs
right. Okay, there you go.

00:30:21.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:30:21.25
Chibbs
written by Christina Amphlet.

00:30:25.07
gav
ah November 19th, I believe.

00:30:26.42
Chibbs
okay right okay the yeah it's written by christina it flip

00:30:32.26
gav
Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:31.77
Chibbs
mo

00:30:32.62
gav
How many thousand days?

00:30:33.56
Chibbs
It says 3,948. don't

00:30:37.58
gav
All right. Yeah, that'd track.

00:30:38.09
Chibbs
ah don't know.

00:30:39.72
gav
You know, that tracks, that tracks.

00:30:40.35
Chibbs
Okay. ah It's written by Christina Amphlett, Mark McEntee, Tom Kelly, and Billy Steinberg.

00:30:52.88
anaconda cock dick
It stinks to Steinberg for sure.

00:30:54.89
gav
o

00:30:54.61
Chibbs
It's a classic Steinberg.

00:30:55.53
Mad Dog
Steinberg written all over it.

00:30:56.01
Chibbs
Classic Steinberg.

00:30:57.04
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:57.35
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:30:56.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:57.91
gav
Steinberg's stinky little fingers on it.

00:30:57.40
Chibbs
Yeah. ah The masturbation tapes by Steinberg.

00:31:04.13
Chibbs
ah

00:31:05.21
gav
Gave himself the old stinky pinky.

00:31:04.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:05.68
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Steinberg wrote the lyrics

00:31:06.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:08.86
gav
And then...

00:31:10.72
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and he insisted on every line of I touch myself being in the song.

00:31:10.91
gav
and

00:31:10.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:13.96
Chibbs
Yeah. ah it So, ah fucking, apparently, McEntee Amplit, the two people from Divinals, they were in a, like, ah super fucking volatile relationship for years and years and years, but broke up and the band kept going.

00:31:33.09
Chibbs
Sort of like no-doubt situation thing here.

00:31:36.72
gav
nice

00:31:37.15
Chibbs
But, um... Yeah, ah Tom Kelly co-wrote Like a Virgin and True Colours.

00:31:45.80
gav
oh shit right this is some heat

00:31:46.58
anaconda cock dick
And I'll Stand By You, apparently.

00:31:46.23
Chibbs
Yep. Oh, right. There you go. Billy Steinberg wrote Eternal Flame. Yeah.

00:31:54.63
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Oh!

00:31:55.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, right. Okay. ah

00:31:56.70
anaconda cock dick
That's... That's one of the best songs of all time.

00:31:59.56
Chibbs
There you go. Yeah, bizarre that the Bengals did it.

00:32:03.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Like, they did the matt a Manic Monday song, didn't they?

00:32:03.94
Chibbs
big

00:32:09.75
anaconda cock dick
Just another man...

00:32:09.08
Chibbs
Yeah, they did, yeah.

00:32:10.63
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Yeah. That, which I...

00:32:10.81
Chibbs
And walk like and and walk like an Egyptian.

00:32:13.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, I can't fucking believe that because they're they like two of the worst songs I've heard, but Eternal Flame is unbelievably good.

00:32:19.77
Chibbs
ah think that's just a Steinberg. That must be Steinberg because remember the Manic Monday thing was just Prince trying to fuck the singer of the Bengals?

00:32:27.67
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, that's right.

00:32:27.93
gav
Oh, that's right.

00:32:28.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

00:32:28.97
gav
Yeah.

00:32:28.54
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, so there was no effort.

00:32:30.16
gav
We did that. We did we did that.

00:32:30.53
Chibbs
but there was yeah There was no effort. There was no effort into it. It was just Prince just like being a hound.

00:32:35.96
gav
remember Remember in that episode, Bevo was like, guess who wrote it?

00:32:36.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:32:39.80
gav
We're all like, Prince. it's a fuck It sounds exactly like fucking Prince.

00:32:41.59
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. It's one of his songs already.

00:32:44.13
anaconda cock dick
And he's like, yeah.

00:32:44.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah um So the song, the song, ah the word on the street is that it's about female masturbation.

00:32:57.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:32:58.55
anaconda cock dick
The word on the street.

00:32:58.60
gav
What?

00:32:58.90
Chibbs
yeah

00:32:59.94
Mad Dog
What?

00:32:59.61
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:00.41
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:33:00.93
Chibbs
Yet it was still released as a mainstream single in 1990.

00:33:01.78
gav
i just i just don't see it. I don't see it.

00:33:05.46
Chibbs
It really is like a... Do you think this started? Like, this is what started and then you ended up at WAP?

00:33:10.45
gav
Masturbation anthems.

00:33:13.45
Chibbs
Or Spread the Puss?

00:33:15.02
gav
i feel like I feel like this is a ah small domino at the start of the long chain of dominoes that led us to warp.

00:33:16.34
Chibbs
Or...

00:33:21.04
gav
Yep.

00:33:20.44
Chibbs
c CPR? Yeah.

00:33:23.36
gav
Yep.

00:33:22.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:33:24.29
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, the the small small chain of dominoes or whatever you said to the wet ass pussy.

00:33:23.68
Chibbs
um

00:33:31.46
gav
yeah

00:33:30.77
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:33:33.00
anaconda cock dick
Like that's that's the last domino.

00:33:32.55
Chibbs
Which we're saving. We haven't done it. We haven't done it. but

00:33:37.12
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:33:36.75
Chibbs
But, yeah. We're thinking of a live show.

00:33:39.96
gav
For sure, the live show. It's got to be. You've got to save the bangers for the live show. We didn't call me maybe last time, didn't we?

00:33:42.26
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, we did, yeah. um The band almost didn't record this song because Amflit refused to sing it.

00:33:53.89
gav
Really?

00:33:53.67
Chibbs
So can you imagine that there were three dudes there?

00:33:54.73
Mad Dog
Heh.

00:33:57.62
gav
ha ha!

00:33:58.28
Mad Dog
ah

00:33:58.36
gav
Ha ha ha!

00:33:59.30
Chibbs
There's Kelly, Steinberg, McAtee, or whatever his name is. They're all there being like, mate, we've got a song for you. and You're the singer.

00:34:09.72
Chibbs
Here it is. And you've got these three dudes being like, yep, and I touch myself. Oh, yeah. and no She's like, I'm not. No, I'm not.

00:34:20.38
gav
No, that's not it.

00:34:20.37
Chibbs
Not doing it. Not doing it.

00:34:22.19
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:22.90
Chibbs
I wonder how they convinced her to do it

00:34:25.46
gav
Who had the police sirens in the background just then?

00:34:25.71
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:34:27.22
gav
Was that you, Dan?

00:34:28.48
anaconda cock dick
You would think it would be me.

00:34:28.06
Chibbs
do it. No, it's me, man. I'm in Shell Cove. It's fucking...

00:34:31.55
Mad Dog
Oh, wow.

00:34:31.67
gav
Oh, well, he's in fucking Nowra.

00:34:33.35
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I'm in safe hold and error.

00:34:32.77
Chibbs
Yeah, no. Shell Cove is... This is the scummiest fucking place in the world compared to...

00:34:39.58
Mad Dog
Is it?

00:34:41.05
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:41.64
Chibbs
But it's it's full of scum.

00:34:42.85
gav
Well, me and me and Mad Dog are in God's country over here, so i don't...

00:34:44.38
Chibbs
No, no. I'm telling you. It's full of scum.

00:34:46.75
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's it.

00:34:46.83
Chibbs
It's full of scum that don't know they're scum.

00:34:49.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

00:34:49.98
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:34:50.12
gav
o

00:34:50.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:51.45
Mad Dog
Pretending not to be.

00:34:52.12
gav
I will say that about Dapto's scum.

00:34:52.78
Mad Dog
ah

00:34:52.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:53.72
gav
We all know what we are.

00:34:54.65
Chibbs
Oh, you know you scum.

00:34:56.00
Mad Dog
Yeah. We accept it.

00:34:57.94
gav
We're proud.

00:34:58.57
Mad Dog
It's fine.

00:34:58.56
gav
we We ride that.

00:34:58.08
Chibbs
I only consider you scum compared to a crusty.

00:34:59.44
gav
We ride that pony. Nice one.

00:35:00.28
Chibbs
Giuseppe?

00:35:01.79
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Very, very good pull there.

00:35:03.69
gav
yeah

00:35:04.67
Mad Dog
ah Love it.

00:35:05.19
gav
ah

00:35:05.33
anaconda cock dick
the That was very good.

00:35:06.81
gav
i saw on

00:35:07.38
Mad Dog
Very good. Very good.

00:35:08.01
Chibbs
yeah

00:35:09.23
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You don't hear many, whatever, what's his name?

00:35:08.72
Chibbs
um

00:35:12.80
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ah

00:35:12.30
Chibbs
giuseppe

00:35:13.91
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Giuseppe?

00:35:14.21
Mad Dog
just

00:35:14.64
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, you don't hear many quotes from him, eh?

00:35:16.26
Chibbs
Not enough.

00:35:17.83
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No.

00:35:17.62
Chibbs
US radio stations refused to play it when it came out. And then it turned it, apparently it turned into a full feminist anthem.

00:35:21.87
gav
pussies.

00:35:26.24
gav
Fuck yeah.

00:35:25.74
Chibbs
ah Yeah. They were just like, yeah, well yeah. Taking it back. Public masturbation for females. Let's go.

00:35:33.51
anaconda cock dick
It's awesome.

00:35:32.87
Chibbs
um And apparently Chrissy Amflit, ah but she became like a massive advocate for breast cancer awareness and use the song for the campaigns. Yeah.

00:35:46.09
anaconda cock dick
Oh, yeah.

00:35:46.33
gav
That's dope.

00:35:46.56
Chibbs
Yeah, which is clever.

00:35:48.94
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I saw one.

00:35:48.27
Chibbs
ah

00:35:49.42
gav
Yeah.

00:35:50.14
anaconda cock dick
um Don't worry about it because i can't remember her name, but I'll tell you later.

00:35:53.92
gav
she Yeah, Chrissy Ann flipped part.

00:35:53.23
Chibbs
Cool.

00:35:56.56
gav
She died in 2013 from breast cancer. So that was why it was such a...

00:36:00.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Gav, if you're going to say these sort of facts, you need to start it the right way.

00:36:06.94
gav
yeah

00:36:06.81
Chibbs
You know how it goes?

00:36:07.75
gav
um No, go on.

00:36:10.20
Chibbs
Hilarious story.

00:36:12.85
Mad Dog
yeah

00:36:13.52
gav
Fuck, Mel.

00:36:12.90
Chibbs
And then you say it.

00:36:18.49
gav
Yeah, okay.

00:36:18.04
Chibbs
Anyway.

00:36:19.05
gav
I'll let you do that. Okay.

00:36:19.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:21.60
gav
ah ah

00:36:23.24
Chibbs
Nah, okay. Well, this is a, this is, yeah, fair enough.

00:36:24.46
gav
that's That's your all thing. I won't take your thing. yeah

00:36:26.60
Chibbs
This is a funny story though, is that Macca T, the dude from Divinals, he now runs a small business just outside of Perth called Macca's Vintage Aerodrome.

00:36:40.39
gav
Oh.

00:36:40.42
Mad Dog
What the hell?

00:36:41.11
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What?

00:36:41.21
Chibbs
It's, it sells World War One and Pioneer radio controlled aircraft.

00:36:46.56
gav
No way.

00:36:47.65
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:36:47.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:48.98
gav
That's niche.

00:36:49.12
Chibbs
Macca's Vintage Aerodrome!

00:36:49.90
anaconda cock dick
He should have gone into...

00:36:51.55
Mad Dog
Mecca. Hang on. Is he Australian?

00:36:53.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:55.23
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We should do an ad for him.

00:36:55.39
gav
these They're all Australian.

00:36:57.05
anaconda cock dick
We should do...

00:36:57.10
Mad Dog
Are they?

00:36:56.39
Chibbs
The Vinyl to Aussie, yeah.

00:36:58.11
gav
Yeah, the Devonals are Australian.

00:36:59.11
Chibbs
ah

00:37:00.25
Mad Dog
News to me.

00:37:00.42
anaconda cock dick
should do an ad for that and have it as an ad on the podcast.

00:37:00.66
gav
They're from Melbourne.

00:37:03.72
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It's like we're sponsored by Macca's vinyl.

00:37:05.99
Chibbs
Macca's Vintage Aerodrome!

00:37:09.00
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Yeah.

00:37:09.79
gav
ah

00:37:11.62
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:37:11.77
anaconda cock dick
hey He should have started a vinyl record store and called it The Vinyls.

00:37:12.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:16.77
gav
Oh, that's not bad.

00:37:17.85
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.

00:37:18.07
anaconda cock dick
and like And like, you only make the connection when you you show up to just buy some records. And as you're talking to him, you realize, because he tells you, he tells you, I was in The Vinyls.

00:37:25.61
Chibbs
He wanks.

00:37:28.11
gav
but but

00:37:28.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah,

00:37:31.02
anaconda cock dick
And you go, oh, yeah. And then he also tells you, that's why I named the store this.

00:37:36.59
Mad Dog
yeah.

00:37:37.00
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and then And then you go, oh yeah, yeah.

00:37:38.21
Chibbs
ah

00:37:40.17
anaconda cock dick
That's the only way you realise.

00:37:39.54
Chibbs
ah

00:37:40.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:40.72
gav
oh Oh, well that's that's cool.

00:37:41.53
Chibbs
um

00:37:42.36
Mad Dog
Cool, man. Cool, yeah.

00:37:42.85
Chibbs
you don't have You don't happen to have any remote control World War I era planes, do you? that

00:37:49.40
gav
You are not going to believe this.

00:37:50.31
Chibbs
like

00:37:51.20
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:37:53.39
Chibbs
ah It's produced by Mike Chapman. He also produced Blondie the Knack and Susie Quatro. um he Apparently, he's just absolutely fucking ruthless and he pushes vocalists to emotional breaking points during recordings.

00:38:09.81
gav
Fuck.

00:38:11.20
Mad Dog
Mad.

00:38:11.57
Chibbs
Yeah. He also co-wrote Mickey ah by Tony Basil.

00:38:17.88
anaconda cock dick
You're so fine.

00:38:17.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:19.07
anaconda cock dick
That one.

00:38:18.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:19.51
gav
and Oh, that one. Shit. There's some fucking songwriting hate in this fucking band, man.

00:38:24.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:25.88
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:38:27.11
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:38:26.55
Chibbs
Yeah, they're all in there. Now, is there a video for Gav?

00:38:31.74
gav
There is.

00:38:31.97
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, I forgot to watch it. Should I have watched it?

00:38:35.49
gav
um I'd recommend it.

00:38:37.24
Chibbs
Okay, would you you tell me about it then.

00:38:39.88
gav
I'll summarize it for you.

00:38:39.17
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:38:53.98
Mad Dog
nice

00:38:54.12
gav
I was going to summarize the video, but I was too busy masturbating over Chrissy Amphlet.

00:38:59.62
Chibbs
Really?

00:39:01.35
gav
Yeah. Oh yeah.

00:39:01.78
Chibbs
What did she look like?

00:39:02.69
gav
It's a good one. Watch the fucking film clip. She's in thigh high boots. I mean, come on now.

00:39:09.40
anaconda cock dick
what You're turned on by anyone who wears thigh high boots. Alright.

00:39:13.24
gav
Like, yeah.

00:39:17.29
Mad Dog
yeah

00:39:17.73
anaconda cock dick
Alright.

00:39:18.01
Chibbs
yeah

00:39:19.50
gav
But particularly Chrissy Amplit, man. She was a fucking fox. I'm 1000% not kidding. Chrissy Amplit is an absolute fucking stone cold fox.

00:39:27.48
Chibbs
A dead one.

00:39:28.24
gav
Was. rest Rest in peace.

00:39:28.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:30.74
gav
I'd still give it a run. I'd still give it a run these days.

00:39:33.71
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can see why Gavin likes this video a lot.

00:39:38.34
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah. Righto.

00:39:39.20
gav
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:39:39.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:41.32
gav
Watch the fucking video.

00:39:40.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:43.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:43.36
Chibbs
I mean, what else you what else are you going to do for the video, though?

00:39:44.49
Mad Dog
like Okay.

00:39:46.54
Chibbs
really?

00:39:47.87
gav
Yeah, I mean, youre you kind of your back's against the wall hit on this one, really.

00:39:48.25
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:39:47.84
Chibbs
Really?

00:39:50.42
Chibbs
Yeah. Like, it's...

00:39:51.96
gav
Yeah, there's...

00:39:51.72
Chibbs
in They did well not to actually just show someone just fucking rubbing one out, like...

00:39:52.48
gav
um

00:39:58.76
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:39:58.71
Chibbs
I'm there.

00:40:00.45
anaconda cock dick
They probably would have got more views if they did that.

00:40:02.87
gav
Yeah. it's one of those It's one of those fun ones where you you scroll to the like the most replayed section of the film clip and it's literally from 24 seconds until until three minutes.

00:40:03.33
Chibbs
There's a...

00:40:12.98
Chibbs
ha

00:40:14.02
gav
it's like There's like two good two and a half minutes of the entire middle of the film clip that everyone just watches drooling.

00:40:20.18
Chibbs
it's a good um There's a good ages good YouTube comment here from 10 hours ago. And it says, do not fuck with my family.

00:40:26.34
Mad Dog
Yeah, I love this.

00:40:29.89
Chibbs
I don't fuck with you. Careful.

00:40:33.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:40:34.17
gav
Oh, that's excellent.

00:40:37.06
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ah ah That's great.

00:40:39.39
Mad Dog
i

00:40:38.67
Chibbs
ah

00:40:39.65
gav
um Oh, fuck.

00:40:40.75
Mad Dog
yeah

00:40:41.59
gav
I had... Okay, I found it. Thank Christ. I was going to say I highlighted it, but i just clicked off it so I couldn't find it again. um My favorite comment was from five years ago. When my father died, we played this as they lowered his casket.

00:40:54.23
gav
Rip, Dad, I miss you. miss

00:40:58.20
Chibbs
Who's touching themselves in 2069?

00:41:00.17
gav
you.

00:41:04.01
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Yeah.

00:41:04.73
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:41:04.28
Chibbs
and I touch myself all the time. They need good comments on here.

00:41:07.60
gav
a

00:41:08.02
Chibbs
This is good.

00:41:10.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, so good.

00:41:10.09
gav
Actually, here we go.

00:41:09.56
Chibbs
yeah

00:41:10.77
gav
Fuck you. Thigh high boots are my weakness. Oh my God. Always love this. Oh wait, that was me.

00:41:14.53
Chibbs
Right.

00:41:15.65
gav
I commented that just now.

00:41:15.68
Chibbs
Oh, that was you.

00:41:17.25
gav
Sorry, that was...

00:41:17.41
anaconda cock dick
Ah, very good.

00:41:16.80
Chibbs
ah like this because it's it's yelled. This entire thing is yelled.

00:41:20.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:41:21.15
Chibbs
God gave everybody sexual desires, not just for men. but

00:41:29.14
Mad Dog
I like the one. ah always just find it amazing people feel the need to come on and comment this shit. like so So this guy said... I had a girl who looked just like Chrissy.

00:41:42.80
Mad Dog
She even had the sexuality to match.

00:41:45.08
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Oh, oh no.

00:41:45.42
Mad Dog
and art And I ruined it.

00:41:48.72
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What would you do?

00:41:48.81
gav
Oh, Jesus

00:41:49.63
Chibbs
Oh, no.

00:41:51.32
Mad Dog
he com commented that on YouTube.

00:41:54.16
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.

00:41:54.98
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Yeah.

00:41:55.94
gav
I've got, this song is like a medicine. I take it at least once a week. Always, there is always that one.

00:42:00.65
anaconda cock dick
Ah, do you think there's one, if you search long enough, is there one where it's like, I've been looking for this for 20 years and

00:42:01.81
Chibbs
A medicine.

00:42:08.55
Chibbs
Yeah. How's this, though?

00:42:09.83
Mad Dog
yeah

00:42:09.96
gav
ways there is always that one

00:42:10.62
anaconda cock dick
and

00:42:10.55
Chibbs
That video is directed that video is directed by the same dude that made Armageddon, The Rock, Bad Boys, the Transformers franchise, Michael Bay!

00:42:24.18
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:42:25.94
gav
Really?

00:42:27.75
Mad Dog
That's fucking awesome.

00:42:27.73
gav
Get the fuck out. Is it actually?

00:42:29.04
Chibbs
Yep, Michael Bay, that's just the first ever thing he did was I Touched Myself by Divinals.

00:42:32.98
gav
You are joking.

00:42:34.59
Chibbs
Tell you what, knocked it out of the park. You could tell this guy was going to be a big deal.

00:42:36.97
gav
That is fucking crazy.

00:42:38.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Like this guy, he's like, this chick's got some pretty big cans. I'm thinking we film it from the top.

00:42:45.51
gav
yeah

00:42:45.97
Chibbs
but

00:42:47.17
gav
God knew what he was doing.

00:42:47.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:42:47.15
Chibbs
And they're like, God damn it.

00:42:48.40
gav
There's some...

00:42:48.57
Chibbs
Get this guy, Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery now.

00:42:49.81
gav
There's...

00:42:51.71
Chibbs
We're going to storm Alcatraz.

00:42:52.90
Mad Dog
yeah

00:42:53.27
gav
ah Michael fucking Bay directed this.

00:42:56.05
Chibbs
Michael Bay. Yeah.

00:42:57.65
gav
That blows my fucking mind. i can't believe I did ah he did...

00:42:59.05
Chibbs
I reckon this is the thing that has the least amount of explosions in it that he's ever done, though, for sure.

00:43:04.71
anaconda cock dick
But it's explosive in nature.

00:43:04.83
Chibbs
yeah

00:43:06.10
gav
He did Pearl Harbor and that movie was three and a half hours of just explosions.

00:43:06.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:09.58
Chibbs
Just explosions. Yeah. Yeah.

00:43:12.81
gav
Oh, man.

00:43:12.15
Chibbs
Like the actual attack on Pearl Harbor was less time than then the movie.

00:43:13.79
gav
He's the fourth most...

00:43:17.48
gav
Michael Bay, fourth most commercially successful director in history.

00:43:16.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:20.88
Chibbs
Yeah, he makes some sweets.

00:43:21.72
gav
And this is his first project. God fucking damn it.

00:43:24.45
Chibbs
ah yeah i said Yeah, this is it.

00:43:26.38
gav
Anyway, yeah, great great film clip. Great film clip.

00:43:28.13
Chibbs
Yeah. um ah MTV, I would only air it in, like, late, the middle of the night, the video. Yeah.

00:43:37.34
gav
Perfect.

00:43:37.69
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:43:36.99
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. it said ah

00:43:39.66
gav
For all of us normies that couldn't jerk off in the middle of the day, walking around in public, we had MTV late, late at night.

00:43:42.85
Chibbs
yeah

00:43:44.17
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah. It must be nice.

00:43:49.14
Chibbs
I'm just quickly trying to see if I can find a set list here. Um...

00:43:53.96
gav
Oh yeah, we don't have Bebo.

00:43:54.48
anaconda cock dick
um I was going somewhere with what I was saying before, where the whole, I've been looking for this for 20 years. Do you think that guy who always comments that, he couldn't find this video because he keeps just Googling, I touch myself, and then just gets videos of people masturbating.

00:44:10.97
anaconda cock dick
It's up on porn sites, and he's like, oh, where's the divinals?

00:44:15.72
gav
While he's jerking off.

00:44:17.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:44:18.74
gav
Yeah, I reckon that's exactly it

00:44:19.01
Chibbs
He gets you just distracted.

00:44:21.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, he's trying, just trying to find it.

00:44:22.91
anaconda cock dick
He's like, well... Now I'm going to touch smart myself.

00:44:29.03
gav
yeah I hope you're happy.

00:44:31.27
Chibbs
Let me see. The vinyls...

00:44:34.72
gav
this is yeah This shouldn't be too hard of a dig. You'll find it. All

00:44:39.62
Chibbs
uh yeah sure september oh no that's only three s do they actually fucking play songs here we go 2008 gold coast convention center that i don't want to do this tour it is 17 songs there's 14 songs and there's two encores

00:44:52.28
gav
right.

00:44:54.68
gav
Ha ha ha.

00:45:02.61
anaconda cock dick
Wow.

00:45:02.75
gav
So a two-song encore and a one-song encore?

00:45:02.40
Chibbs
So, yes, correct.

00:45:06.22
gav
Okay.

00:45:06.43
Chibbs
Yeah. All right. When do they play I Touch Myself? What do you reckon?

00:45:13.48
gav
fuck.

00:45:15.13
anaconda cock dick
I'm going dead last.

00:45:18.48
gav
i and

00:45:17.81
Chibbs
you're saying?

00:45:20.83
Mad Dog
I'll do...

00:45:20.85
anaconda cock dick
There, is that last?

00:45:20.87
gav
Yeah, he's saying 17.

00:45:23.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:45:24.13
gav
What have you got, Mad Dog?

00:45:25.61
Mad Dog
i' go... Fuck. I'll go 14th.

00:45:29.01
gav
So the last song of the first set.

00:45:29.93
Mad Dog
last Last of the set.

00:45:31.50
gav
Okay, I'll go i'll go the last song of the first encore, so 16th.

00:45:32.41
Mad Dog
Set proper. Yeah.

00:45:38.13
Chibbs
Oh, I'll tell you what.

00:45:40.23
gav
Is it 15th?

00:45:40.38
Mad Dog
He's got...

00:45:42.27
anaconda cock dick
No. Is

00:45:45.26
Chibbs
It's 15th.

00:45:46.28
anaconda cock dick
that the... All right.

00:45:47.15
gav
Fuck! Fuck, I nearly did 15th. I was tossing that up.

00:45:49.30
Chibbs
Yeah, you guys went either side. Like you went like Doggy went 14, you went 16, Southern went 17.

00:45:52.14
gav
God damn it.

00:45:54.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:45:54.86
Chibbs
It's 15.

00:45:57.20
anaconda cock dick
Fuck.

00:45:56.48
Chibbs
First song of the encore.

00:45:59.00
gav
ah

00:45:59.00
Chibbs
So they all leave and people are like, no, she hasn't touched herself yet.

00:45:59.84
anaconda cock dick
Fuck, I'm so stupid.

00:46:02.24
Chibbs
Fuck. And then, yeah, they come back on.

00:46:04.43
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:46:05.02
gav
like can you Can you just hit us with the can you hear us with the um with the last four? like what What is 14, 15, 16, 17?

00:46:11.22
Chibbs
So you get 14 is Boys in Town.

00:46:11.97
gav
right. Another

00:46:14.72
Chibbs
i don't ah don't know.

00:46:16.77
gav
one.

00:46:16.06
Chibbs
I Touch Myself, I'll Make You Happy, and the last one is Siren.

00:46:17.11
gav
Okay.

00:46:21.18
anaconda cock dick
Oh, okay.

00:46:21.65
gav
Yeah. Where does she play Pleasure and Pain?

00:46:21.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:23.48
gav
Does she open on that shit?

00:46:23.10
Chibbs
Second.

00:46:25.03
gav
Oh, so what she open on?

00:46:25.64
Chibbs
Science Fiction. Yeah, don't know.

00:46:29.27
gav
All right.

00:46:29.75
Chibbs
Don't know.

00:46:30.61
gav
Soft opening. All right.

00:46:32.37
Chibbs
Yeah, but maybe they would just play. That's a Star Wars theme song or something. I don't know. Yeah.

00:46:39.65
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:46:38.98
Chibbs
um Yeah. ah

00:46:48.14
anaconda cock dick
Oh, yeah.

00:46:48.58
Chibbs
Yeah, the single achieved success, it reached number one in Australia, number four in the US. Number four in the US, Billboard Hot 100.

00:46:56.65
Mad Dog
wow

00:46:57.03
gav
right

00:46:56.42
Chibbs
And radio stations would play in the middle of the night.

00:46:59.30
gav
Yeah, that's a big fucking song for when they got pulled from the radio.

00:47:01.81
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

00:47:02.58
gav
Jesus.

00:47:03.04
Chibbs
Michael Bay received three nominations at the 1991 MTV Video Music video music Awards.

00:47:09.15
gav
Most wankable video.

00:47:08.85
Chibbs
its so Yeah, they're just like, this video's real good.

00:47:14.16
gav
Most...

00:47:14.33
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Oh.

00:47:16.22
gav
so

00:47:16.11
Chibbs
What? What about it's good? Like, what part? It's just a good one. What? You don't know good?

00:47:19.99
gav
It's just a really good video. Is it the cinematography?

00:47:20.85
Chibbs
it not do me

00:47:22.37
gav
Is it the light? It's just it's just a good fucking video, okay? Shut up.

00:47:23.98
Chibbs
and what you don't know good

00:47:26.51
gav
You don't...

00:47:27.45
Mad Dog
yeah You know what good when you see it? It's gold, Jerry.

00:47:28.54
Chibbs
the ah In January 2018, Triple m ranked the song at number 60 on its list of the most Australian songs of all time.

00:47:31.12
Mad Dog
Gold.

00:47:39.67
gav
It should be higher than that.

00:47:39.82
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Scarlion.

00:47:40.27
Mad Dog
What?

00:47:41.30
gav
It should be higher than that.

00:47:41.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:47:42.36
Mad Dog
What?

00:47:42.60
gav
As in like closer to number one.

00:47:42.04
Chibbs
Yeah. 60 of most Australian songs of all time.

00:47:47.27
anaconda cock dick
What?

00:47:47.98
Mad Dog
They're calling us all wankers.

00:47:50.60
gav
Yeah, it doesn't get much more Australian than writing an entire song about being a wanker, right?

00:47:49.93
Chibbs
don't know.

00:47:54.87
anaconda cock dick
suppose.

00:47:55.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:47:55.05
Chibbs
Maybe, yeah, I don't know. In 2023, Billboard magazine ranked it among the 500 best pop songs of all time. ah

00:48:03.70
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Hmm.

00:48:03.58
Chibbs
And in January 2025, American songwriter ranked the song at number three of the five best opening lines in a one-hit wonder song from the 90s.

00:48:14.40
gav
One hit.

00:48:13.67
Chibbs
how How nice.

00:48:14.57
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Yeah.

00:48:14.96
gav
Okay, that is too niche.

00:48:15.46
Chibbs
That's a niche fucking list.

00:48:16.40
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That's a...

00:48:17.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:18.95
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What...

00:48:19.36
gav
That is too niche.

00:48:20.98
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What'd she get?

00:48:21.40
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:48:21.48
anaconda cock dick
Number three.

00:48:21.60
Mad Dog
Wow. Yeah.

00:48:21.93
Chibbs
Number three, best opening lines in a one-hit wonder song from the nineteen ninety s Yeah.

00:48:29.21
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Yeah.

00:48:29.31
Mad Dog
wow wow

00:48:31.10
anaconda cock dick
That is a... Yeah, that's a good achievement. um ah Makes me wonder what the other two are, though. Number two and number one.

00:48:37.37
Chibbs
Yeah. See, I can't look it up because we might end up doing those songs.

00:48:42.19
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Oh, man.

00:48:42.31
gav
Oh, do you want to know?

00:48:42.47
Mad Dog
yeah

00:48:43.13
gav
Sorry, hang on, hang on. ah you Are you asking about the most Australian songs?

00:48:46.39
Chibbs
Yeah, sure.

00:48:47.20
anaconda cock dick
No, like yeah, sure.

00:48:50.08
gav
Sorry, i was I missed what you were talking about because i was too busy looking up. I was like, if that's 60th, what is the most Australian song according to, obviously, fucking Triple M?

00:48:57.43
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I reckon can I know what it is.

00:48:57.32
Chibbs
it's got to be It's got to be Errol by Australian Crawl.

00:49:01.62
Mad Dog
Fucking great song.

00:49:01.77
gav
It's not. um Australian Crawl aren't even in the top 10.

00:49:05.24
Chibbs
What?

00:49:07.18
gav
um No, they're not. Do you want to know the top 10?

00:49:09.71
Chibbs
What? Yeah.

00:49:12.51
gav
From 10 to 1. Yothu Yindi, Treaty.

00:49:14.41
Chibbs
Sure.

00:49:15.77
gav
Midnight Oil, Beds Are Burning.

00:49:16.01
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:49:16.69
Chibbs
Okay.

00:49:17.65
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:49:18.32
gav
Akadaka with Thunderstruck.

00:49:19.28
Chibbs
Yep.

00:49:20.73
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:49:20.96
gav
Ganga Jang, Sounds of Then.

00:49:22.91
Chibbs
don't know what that is.

00:49:23.86
gav
John Farnham's You're the Voice. Akadaka again with Long Way to the Top.

00:49:25.20
Chibbs
Yep.

00:49:27.39
Chibbs
Bloody oath.

00:49:29.11
gav
Ice House Comes In with Great Sutherland. Fucking great song.

00:49:31.34
Chibbs
Okay.

00:49:33.01
gav
Top 3. Jimmy Barnes' as Working Class Man.

00:49:35.80
Chibbs
Fuck off.

00:49:36.59
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ah

00:49:36.48
Chibbs
He's Scottish.

00:49:37.49
gav
Number 2, Men at Work, Down Under.

00:49:40.46
Chibbs
Yes.

00:49:42.00
Mad Dog
yep

00:49:42.85
gav
Number one, Cold Chisels Kaysan.

00:49:46.39
Chibbs
Oh, fuck off.

00:49:48.17
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ah

00:49:47.81
Chibbs
Go and get fucked. Go fuck yourself.

00:49:50.78
gav
Great Southern Land should be definitely closer to number one, if not number one.

00:49:53.95
Chibbs
Cultism might be the worst the worst band ever, and K-Sun sucks like 10 trillion dicks.

00:50:01.06
anaconda cock dick
Have we done those songs? Have we done any of those songs?

00:50:04.09
gav
We haven't done...

00:50:04.13
Mad Dog
and

00:50:05.76
gav
This is actually... Yeah, I'm going to...

00:50:06.48
Chibbs
i Honestly, I don't know if I would. I don't want to listen to it.

00:50:10.41
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, but that's that's the point.

00:50:10.55
gav
Fucking that's, that's literally the point of the fucking

00:50:13.78
anaconda cock dick
That's that's why we're here.

00:50:14.66
Chibbs
Okay.

00:50:15.47
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I've chosen a song that you do want to listen to.

00:50:16.33
Chibbs
Be a short episode.

00:50:17.43
anaconda cock dick
That's how far we've strayed.

00:50:18.25
Chibbs
be short short episode Tell you that

00:50:21.72
gav
I've just dropped it. I've dropped that list in the chat. We can, that's, that's a bit of a gold mine for, for content here. So let's just.

00:50:26.18
Chibbs
Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Okay, cool. Alright, well, let's play this game, then.

00:50:30.18
gav
Nice.

00:50:43.57
Mad Dog
So good.

00:50:43.91
Chibbs
Okay. um There's two people in the finals. You've got Mark McEntee, and you've got Chrissy Amphlet. So... What do you think Mark McEntee's net worth is?

00:50:58.01
Chibbs
And factor in, he's got the aerodrome outside of Perth.

00:51:02.16
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. ah That's probably given him a lot ah um a lot of his net worth.

00:51:06.49
Chibbs
Yeah, what do you think his net worth in 2025 is,

00:51:07.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:51:08.62
Chibbs
and twenty twenty five is ga

00:51:12.51
gav
Fuck. I mean, did it say that he purchased the premises in Perth at that that aerodrome is a part of?

00:51:18.35
Mad Dog
Yeah, i was wondering that.

00:51:19.03
gav
Because i suspect he's asset rich, but cash poor. So I'm going to go with 3 million. Oh, that's not really cash poor. Fuck it. 2 million.

00:51:31.01
gav
He's worth 2 million.

00:51:31.15
Chibbs
ah Fair enough. Southern?

00:51:34.58
anaconda cock dick
um i reckon i reckon it's got to be less than that if he's if he's doing what he's doing reckon all right

00:51:43.23
gav
No, no, no.

00:51:43.01
Chibbs
I disagree. I feel like if you have the cash flow to keep this fucking nothing business running, your passion project, you must have made some coin.

00:51:45.49
gav
I was about to say that if I...

00:51:49.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:51:53.16
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:51:54.92
anaconda cock dick
yeah

00:51:55.06
Mad Dog
just like I can finally get into World War I aerodrome.

00:51:57.16
Chibbs
Yeah. he must have made some coin

00:51:58.37
gav
Oh, my God.

00:51:59.15
Chibbs
yeah

00:51:59.97
gav
He has some passive income coming in from lots of smart investments. Yeah.

00:52:03.94
anaconda cock dick
Well, you know what it is and you'll say you disagree with me, but I'm sticking to it. reckon he's worth like less than a million.

00:52:10.62
Mad Dog
Oregonese, give me 4.5 mil.

00:52:10.15
Chibbs
Okay.

00:52:12.41
gav
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. We don't get ah we don't get a range here, Southern. You know this fucking game. Put a number on it.

00:52:17.67
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Oh, I'm shit.

00:52:19.78
Chibbs
Yeah, righto.

00:52:20.70
gav
Thank you.

00:52:23.03
Mad Dog
4.5.

00:52:23.72
anaconda cock dick
thousand

00:52:23.46
Chibbs
4.5 mil.

00:52:24.78
gav
All right, all right.

00:52:24.95
Mad Dog
Mill. Mill.

00:52:25.82
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umil

00:52:25.16
Chibbs
um Gav shouldn't have changed his mind. It's 3 million.

00:52:29.71
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:52:30.05
gav
Fuck, I'm still closest, but oh wait, am I?

00:52:30.30
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:52:31.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:52:32.64
gav
Yes, I am, I am.

00:52:32.70
Chibbs
Yeah, you you were on it, though. You bang, like, bang. You just were like 3 mil and were like, oh, shit.

00:52:38.30
gav
I did that last week and I sniped it too.

00:52:38.78
Chibbs
Yeah, you did, yeah.

00:52:40.06
gav
I shouldt i should't i should be sticking to my guns.

00:52:41.57
Chibbs
Yeah, just stick with it.

00:52:43.00
gav
I'm telling you what, we we have improved at this game over the years, haven't we?

00:52:45.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:52:46.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:52:47.42
gav
You really do narrow that shit down over time.

00:52:49.43
Mad Dog
You hone your senses at

00:52:49.70
gav
and

00:52:49.72
Chibbs
Now, Chrissy Amphlet, her estate, what is that worth as of 2025 currently?

00:52:50.56
gav
Yeah. yeah Okay.

00:53:00.31
gav
Okay, that's trickier because it's a deceased estate and also it's...

00:53:00.80
Chibbs
died in 2013.

00:53:04.04
Chibbs
Yeah. she died at twenty thirty

00:53:06.88
gav
So we're talking, yeah, a good fucking 12 years on from her death and it's an estate that does a lot of charity work?

00:53:13.42
Chibbs
Yeah, heaps.

00:53:15.68
gav
Yeah. um Oh God, that one's harder. I'm going to go 10. I'm going to go flat 10. Mill. 10 mill.

00:53:22.80
Chibbs
Thousand? Million?

00:53:25.59
gav
ten mill

00:53:25.31
Chibbs
Ten million dollars. What do you reckon, dog?

00:53:27.65
anaconda cock dick
hot

00:53:28.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, I reckon he's pretty close there. So I'll just hedge hedge with 11 mil. Yep. Oh, wow.

00:53:35.40
Chibbs
What do you reckon, Chrissy Amplitzworth Southern?

00:53:36.15
gav
Oh, he swooped in. He swooped in.

00:53:39.57
anaconda cock dick
um she was one of which She was one of the writers, wasn't she?

00:53:43.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:45.24
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, probably way more. reckon 15. 15 mil.

00:53:49.42
Chibbs
Zero dollars.

00:53:51.77
anaconda cock dick
Oh.

00:53:51.02
Chibbs
Gave it all away.

00:53:51.86
gav
Fuck.

00:53:51.58
Chibbs
Zero. Zero. Yeah.

00:53:53.48
gav
I'm still closest.

00:53:54.66
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:53:54.68
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:53:55.10
anaconda cock dick
Oh, fuck.

00:53:57.39
Chibbs
ah

00:54:00.11
gav
ah

00:54:00.47
Mad Dog
Mike, killing it.

00:53:59.72
Chibbs
zero

00:54:00.64
anaconda cock dick
Jeez.

00:54:01.16
Chibbs
yeah

00:54:02.16
gav
Okay, there you go. i

00:54:03.98
anaconda cock dick
I suppose...

00:54:03.41
Chibbs
yeah

00:54:04.29
gav
i didn't i didn't think that the estate being involved in significant charity work would have eaten it that hard. But there you go. That's that's actually really impressive. So in less than, I'm guessing less than 12 years, the estate went from, I wonder what it was at.

00:54:16.56
Chibbs
yeah

00:54:18.57
gav
I wonder how much went to the...

00:54:18.98
Chibbs
i i would have so I would estimate around the 3 million if that's what McAtee's got. Probably that. You don't know what their royalties were like on these songs where it's like they're split foot I doubt they're split equally four ways.

00:54:27.37
gav
True. theyll Probably dog contracts and stuff.

00:54:31.03
Chibbs
I imagine Kelly and Steinberg would probably, but you know, they want to take 90% and these two got 5% each. Like, you don't know.

00:54:38.81
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:54:39.17
gav
Well, then they fucking paid Michael Bay to do the film clip. That's going to cost you a couple of million, right?

00:54:42.19
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah

00:54:45.30
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, they're like... Huh.

00:54:45.63
Chibbs
Is that a Transformer?

00:54:49.98
anaconda cock dick
Huh.

00:54:49.96
Chibbs
Optimus Prime? What's he doing in here?

00:54:52.16
gav
Yeah.

00:54:53.54
anaconda cock dick
I imagine when they were doing the deal and it was like, they're talking to her and they're like, okay, you get 10% between the two of you to split and Steinberg gets 90.

00:54:54.03
gav
CGI budget, like $180 million.

00:54:55.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:55:03.14
anaconda cock dick
And they're like, that seems a bit rich. And the guy's like, you want Steinberg? You want Steinberg?

00:55:09.02
gav
You won't fucking...

00:55:09.04
anaconda cock dick
You pay for Steinberg.

00:55:10.42
gav
Yeah.

00:55:13.31
Mad Dog
Or is Mexican equivalent Senor Steinbergo?

00:55:14.27
Chibbs
whatever

00:55:17.17
anaconda cock dick
Steinberg. Oh.

00:55:18.64
gav
yeah

00:55:19.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, because that's the kind of muscle you need to get that sort of percentage.

00:55:24.88
gav
yeah

00:55:24.28
Chibbs
That is true. Yeah, you do need that. All right, well, let's rate this shit.

00:55:41.08
Chibbs
What are we going to rate out of?

00:55:43.53
gav
Public cums.

00:55:44.07
Chibbs
Great.

00:55:45.51
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, very good.

00:55:45.94
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:55:46.35
Chibbs
10, you're arrested and you die in prison.

00:55:52.93
anaconda cock dick
Yep.

00:55:52.93
Chibbs
Yeah. one One is ah you you snuck one out.

00:55:56.71
gav
Just a nice wank in the park. You enjoyed it.

00:55:58.39
Chibbs
No one saw you. Got in your car. You left. You know what happened.

00:56:00.94
anaconda cock dick
Yep.

00:56:03.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:05.28
anaconda cock dick
And it'll happen again tomorrow.

00:56:05.50
Chibbs
um yeah what What do you give this out of 10, Gav?

00:56:09.09
gav
but um I was going to go with zero, but now that we've made it sneaky one wank in the park, I kind of want to go with one, but I'm just going to go with one then. I i fucking love it, man. it's a great

00:56:21.16
Chibbs
loves it

00:56:22.58
gav
It's a great fucking song. It's a female masturbatory anthem. You cannot be unhappy with that. And if any of you are, I'll be... and know where you all live. All right, let's fucking fucking throw down about it.

00:56:29.72
Chibbs
ah

00:56:31.76
anaconda cock dick
All of you.

00:56:32.26
Chibbs
all of them doggy what do give it

00:56:35.62
Mad Dog
ah Yeah, well, I listened to it today for the first time.

00:56:40.28
gav
There's no way this is the first time you heard this song.

00:56:41.31
anaconda cock dick
What you talking about?

00:56:42.55
Mad Dog
No, in in the last 15 years.

00:56:44.96
anaconda cock dick
Day. Day.

00:56:50.65
gav
All right.

00:56:51.11
Mad Dog
yeah

00:56:51.17
gav
Okay.

00:56:52.03
Mad Dog
Usually I just stare at the sun to get myself motivated. But, yeah, look, it's actually – they've really done something good here.

00:56:55.63
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:57:02.82
Mad Dog
It's a three. Yeah.

00:57:04.75
gav
All right.

00:57:04.64
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's fair. Southern?

00:57:08.91
anaconda cock dick
Negative 8 million.

00:57:10.56
gav
There we go. That's the shit I'm talking about.

00:57:12.86
anaconda cock dick
And if that can't be accepted as a score, then I will never come on the podcast ever again.

00:57:18.57
Chibbs
um I'll take any score.

00:57:21.10
anaconda cock dick
That's my score for it.

00:57:21.11
gav
He does. Bevo's going to fucking hate that, but we all we all love ridiculous.

00:57:21.70
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, Bevo is fucking hating this at the moment.

00:57:23.93
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. but

00:57:27.12
gav
Everyone here loves a ridiculous score because Bevo's the only person that doesn't.

00:57:31.90
anaconda cock dick
I just kind of rate it on how I feel about it.

00:57:31.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:34.68
anaconda cock dick
And like, I just go, I love this song heaps and like negative 8 million.

00:57:37.03
gav
It's a great fucking song.

00:57:38.61
anaconda cock dick
And like, we've probably done, we haven't done Bohemian Rhapsody, but if we did and I gave that like a zero or something, like I'm not necessarily saying this is better that.

00:57:45.77
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like I gave One Week by Bairnaked Ladies a zero.

00:57:49.65
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:57:50.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:57:50.40
gav
Yeah.

00:57:50.44
anaconda cock dick
But I'm saying that I really, really, really liked this song.

00:57:49.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:53.39
anaconda cock dick
I can't, I can't have any issue with it.

00:57:54.90
Chibbs
It's such... This is such a fucking well-written song with...

00:57:59.64
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:57:59.67
gav
That first verse, that first verse is fucking incredible.

00:57:59.94
Mad Dog
It is.

00:58:00.27
Chibbs
Where it's like... This is um this is the the perfect example of having just choruses. It's like the verse could be a chorus.

00:58:11.71
Chibbs
The bridge could be a chorus. It's like you go, I literally cut out a part thinking, oh, that's a chorus and realized I'd done the second half of the verse. Because I was just like, that bit's a, that's you what I mean?

00:58:22.53
gav
Second half, second half of the verse.

00:58:23.57
Chibbs
Like, Yeah, I'm like, that's fucking, that's a shit. Like, that's, oh, wait, that's not even the chorus.

00:58:27.87
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:58:29.29
Chibbs
I'm like, it's just fucking, it is just that goddamn hit. But, fuck, you, the this can make, this can be an awkward song depending on who's in the car with you.

00:58:35.62
anaconda cock dick
No.

00:58:43.81
anaconda cock dick
True. It's like what um watching movies where they have a bit of a rude scene and you watch it with your parents and you're just like...

00:58:44.38
gav
Okay.

00:58:44.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:43.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58:44.78
gav
Yeah.

00:58:44.77
Chibbs
ah Yeah. So,

00:58:49.76
Chibbs
yeah. Yeah.

00:58:52.80
anaconda cock dick
oh, what a great movie this is. Anyone want a cup of tea you or something? Mum, you go get it.

00:58:56.96
gav
but

00:58:58.41
Chibbs
yeah

00:59:01.18
anaconda cock dick
Leave me alone with the movie.

00:59:04.19
Chibbs
leave me alone with cinema.

00:59:05.70
gav
leaving a Leave me alone for 35 seconds.

00:59:10.37
Mad Dog
Oh, boy.

00:59:09.62
Chibbs
um I give it a two.

00:59:13.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:13.31
gav
All right. Nice.

00:59:14.24
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:59:14.62
gav
Nice.

00:59:15.09
anaconda cock dick
You give it a two because it's awkward if it plays in the car when certain people are in the car with you.

00:59:15.27
Mad Dog
Very fair.

00:59:15.56
gav
Yeah.

00:59:19.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:20.60
anaconda cock dick
You can't take points off the song for that.

00:59:20.83
gav
so I had, i feel like um I wouldn't have known what the fuck,

00:59:22.05
Chibbs
Yeah, I can. Yeah. That's exactly what I did. Yeah.

00:59:26.32
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:59:26.68
gav
wouldn't have I wouldn't have had an issue. i would have probably had an issue with that if I didn't have that exact scenario recently. So we were in the car on the way back from the airport recently. Lauren's dad had picked us up.

00:59:34.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:35.34
gav
And I were furiously all the way home um making full eye contact.

00:59:34.78
Chibbs
He started masturbating furiously. yeah

00:59:40.93
Chibbs
Laughing.

00:59:44.30
gav
um While we were driving, like I'd connected my phone to the car and just had a random playlist like bumping out tunes.

00:59:43.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:45.08
anaconda cock dick
With the sound.

00:59:50.91
gav
And Roses by Outkast came on, which is just like a completely fine song.

00:59:52.83
Chibbs
Ah, yeah. Great song.

00:59:55.28
gav
and shit don't sting lean a little bit closer like none of that's particularly in your face no it was like completely it was fine and normal is you know and then it gets this song at the end of the song this is like crazy bitch crazy bitch stupid ass bitch fucking crazy bitch and it just goes for like they just roll that out and it just it rolls into a really long slow fade out just saying crazy bitch

00:59:57.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:00:07.06
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah. Stupid ass bitch. Yeah, yeah, it does do that. It goes for ages.

01:00:18.67
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:00:22.01
gav
Over and over. And I was like sitting there next to my father-in-law like, yep, I are actually love this fucking song.

01:00:28.67
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

01:00:28.02
Chibbs
How would you have felt how would you have felt if I touched myself by the Vinylton? Come on.

01:00:33.41
gav
um I mean, after I'd finished coming, um i yeah, the post-nut clarity would have hit hard.

01:00:38.11
anaconda cock dick
He just turned it off once you've, at that point.

01:00:38.04
Chibbs
yeah

01:00:38.96
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Radio, turn turn it off after you come and just ride home in silence for the rest of the drive.

01:00:45.25
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

01:00:44.66
Chibbs
You just yell, you just yell, I'm finished. Like Daniel Day-Lewis at the end of There Will Be Blood.

01:00:49.71
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

01:00:51.31
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha! Ha

01:00:52.71
gav
Oh, nice.

01:00:54.72
Chibbs
ah ah That's actually fucking hilarious.

01:00:56.93
Mad Dog
ha ha!

01:00:57.96
Chibbs
um Someone do that.

01:01:00.11
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha!

01:00:59.75
Chibbs
That's great.

01:01:00.67
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha!

01:01:00.85
gav
so

01:01:02.42
anaconda cock dick
I'm finished!

01:01:04.96
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha!

01:01:05.73
Chibbs
ah that's great

01:01:06.54
anaconda cock dick
um Well...

01:01:08.14
gav
Jims, you're the only one in the yard in the pod that has their significant other in the room right now. I think that's on you. That's on you.

01:01:13.37
Chibbs
i Yeah, that's true.

01:01:17.71
anaconda cock dick
I, um...

01:01:17.51
Chibbs
ah

01:01:18.28
anaconda cock dick
don't

01:01:18.29
gav
You're like, someone do that. I'm like, Chibs, you do that.

01:01:18.70
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. yeah

01:01:21.57
gav
Leave the camera on, actually.

01:01:21.86
anaconda cock dick
mind...

01:01:22.69
gav
Leave the camera on.

01:01:23.75
anaconda cock dick
I don't mind that you guys like didn't give it a one or a zero well like Gav did but like because my negative eight million is going to make this by far the top of the song.

01:01:29.79
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, it's weights cal it's counteracted. Yeah, yeah.

01:01:33.90
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:33.27
Chibbs
you

01:01:34.54
gav
For sure.

01:01:34.28
Chibbs
You've got it covered, Southern. But I can't wait.

01:01:36.46
anaconda cock dick
I think I gave...

01:01:36.67
gav
And it deserves to be.

01:01:37.36
Chibbs
I can't wait for Bevo to hear and just be infuriated.

01:01:40.55
gav
He's going to be fuming.

01:01:41.55
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Because...

01:01:42.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:01:43.80
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, he's working out proper averages all episodes.

01:01:46.43
gav
ah gave something I gave something what was like 137 the other day and he was just like, oh, can we do that?

01:01:49.62
Chibbs
Yeah. I remember him years ago having arguments about, nah, it really needs to stay within the one.

01:01:52.28
anaconda cock dick
Can we do that

01:01:56.15
Chibbs
I'm just like, whatever they say is the score.

01:01:58.66
gav
He fucking... So he waited for me to give me... he What song was it the other week? And he waited for me to give it a score and then he went like...

01:02:02.78
Chibbs
Yeah, and he counteracted it.

01:02:06.14
gav
I gave it like a four or something and then he went six above his score.

01:02:08.65
Chibbs
but

01:02:11.59
gav
He went 16 to drag mine up to a 10.

01:02:13.46
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, to a 10, yeah.

01:02:15.45
gav
like yeah yeah It was pretty funny, but also fuck you, Bevo.

01:02:16.50
anaconda cock dick
That's awesome.

01:02:20.07
anaconda cock dick
Oh, man.

01:02:19.72
Chibbs
it's a place

01:02:20.71
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

01:02:20.74
gav
You're sitting here on your high horse. You're fucking counteracting your own rules, mate. Negative 8 million all the fucking way.

01:02:26.39
Chibbs
Good stuff.

01:02:27.16
anaconda cock dick
so

01:02:26.83
Chibbs
I love that. Good stuff. Thanks, Southern. Thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

01:02:32.57
gav
Go touch yourself.

01:02:46.29
anaconda cock dick
ah I'm finished!

01:02:47.63
gav
Oh no. Oh no. Fuck yeah. ah

01:02:51.38
anaconda cock dick
I am finished!

01:02:54.94
gav
oh no oh no

01:03:00.26
anaconda cock dick
about that. I don't know where that came from. um Okay.

01:03:07.29
gav
fuck yeah

01:03:07.72
anaconda cock dick
Well...