Papa Don't Preach - Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne: “Papa Don’t Preach”
Epic Records, 2002
Pitchfork Rating: 3.7

In a move that can only be described as “aggressively Y2K,” Kelly Osbourne—daughter of Ozzy, wearer of neon hair, and survivor of MTV’s The Osbournes—emerged from the reality-TV fog of war to drop her cover of Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach.” A bold choice, given that Madonna’s version is iconic, controversial, and, crucially, good. Kelly’s version? It exists.

Let’s be clear: this is not so much a cover as it is a hostage situation. The song has been taken, tied to a chair in a Hot Topic changing room, and forced to watch early-2000s nu-metal music videos on loop. Guitars are over-distorted. The vocals sound like they were recorded on a Motorola Razr during a family argument. The production is less “punk rebellion” and more “GarageBand preset titled ‘Mall Goth.’”

Osbourne’s voice, while not the worst thing to ever emerge from a celebrity lineage (looking at you, The Return of Bruno), delivers the lyrics with all the emotional depth of a mildly annoyed barista. When she pleads, “I’m keeping my baby,” it sounds less like defiance and more like someone refusing to return a damaged Forever 21 item without a receipt.

That said, there’s a perverse charm to it. Like a can of expired Monster Energy found under a car seat, it’s a little gross, vaguely threatening, and very much a product of its time. There’s even something punk in the audacity of it all—less “fight the system” and more “I dared my label to let me do this and they blinked.”

Ultimately, Kelly Osbourne’s “Papa Don’t Preach” is the kind of cover that reminds you of how great the original was, mainly because halfway through, you’ll probably stop and listen to Madonna’s instead. And maybe that’s the point. Or maybe it’s just a vibe. A crunchy, chaotic, eyeliner-smeared vibe.

Best Track: The 1986 original
RIYL: Watching VH1 at 2 am, burning your ex’s hoodie, riding in the backseat of a PT Cruiser.

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Transcript

00:43.05
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to legally emancipate yourself from your Spotify account.

00:52.44
gav
ah

00:52.93
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

00:54.04
gav
That's good.

00:54.22
Bevo
It's personal to us, I think, that one.

00:54.30
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

00:54.76
gav
Shut

00:55.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58.24
gav
ah

00:58.99
Chibbs
he'd So, yeah, the algorithm gets so fucked sometimes. Like, with the if you get on the Spotify DJ and it just throws up, it's like, you've been listening to this. like, no, I haven't.

01:08.40
gav
just shut up

01:08.50
Bevo
Yeah.

01:08.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:09.68
Bevo
with ah With young kids, it's even worse because it's like, like you know, blend when you can have two people to count.

01:14.46
Chibbs
yeah yeah

01:16.11
Bevo
So I blend with my wife, Kirsten, and we get like Cocomelon and fucking Moana and all that stuff.

01:20.18
Chibbs
jesus christ yeah oh just did you play the our episode for him

01:22.21
gav
Oh, that's rough. That's rough.

01:23.94
Bevo
And he's he's really into APT by Bruno Mars at the moment.

01:29.40
gav
ah but but um but to right that song That song is on rotation for me.

01:30.99
Bevo
No, he wouldn't quite understand.

01:31.41
Mad Dog
Ah, pate, pate.

01:35.56
gav
It does come on every now and then and I'm far from skipping it. I can't remember what score I gave it, but I think I said it kicked ass and I stand by it.

01:41.87
Bevo
Yeah, I can't remember either, but um I'm digging it. Anyway.

01:45.24
gav
Yeah, it's a good tune.

01:44.67
Chibbs
Well, speaking of digging a grave and shooting yourself in the head and then falling into the grave you just dug, we are doing Papa Don't Preach by Kelly Osbourne.

02:35.70
Chibbs
Okay.

02:37.40
Bevo
It feels like it's like the first time we've ever had a Nepo baby where the quality wasn't representative of the rich parents.

02:42.28
Chibbs
ah Yeah, amazing. So i i hey got I got a copy of that song and then went, oh, this is just a shit it's a shit file.

02:46.24
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

02:51.69
Chibbs
Like, ah quality is no good.

02:53.32
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

02:54.22
gav
yeah

02:54.88
Bevo
The demo, yeah.

02:54.43
Chibbs
So then I went to ah like ah iTunes and and found the song and went, oh, no, that's how the song sounds.

03:00.52
Bevo
Yeah.

03:01.71
gav
That's just how it, yeah.

03:02.87
Bevo
This is it.

03:02.62
Chibbs
That's the song sounds.

03:03.68
Bevo
Yeah.

03:04.03
gav
i am I did the exact same thing where i I played it on Spotify and I was like, oh, i didn't realize the live version was on here.

03:04.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:12.63
gav
And then I was like, took a scroll and I was like, oh, fuck, that's it.

03:12.94
Chibbs
nobody

03:16.49
Chibbs
Oh no.

03:17.48
Bevo
Yeah, I was like like, I don't remember this being shit.

03:17.84
gav
This is it

03:19.79
Chibbs
Is it the worst sounding song we've ever done?

03:22.36
gav
it.

03:22.52
Mad Dog
It's really, really bad.

03:23.60
gav
It is the worst sounding song we've ever done.

03:24.57
Bevo
has to be. This was the level of quality I was putting out in 2002.

03:26.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:30.20
gav
That's exactly it though. Like it's...

03:31.51
Chibbs
reckon better. I reckon you were getting better shit at TAFE than this.

03:34.78
Mad Dog
Heaps better.

03:35.53
Bevo
A tafe.

03:36.90
gav
Yeah.

03:37.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:37.65
Bevo
Yeah.

03:38.82
gav
Yeah, I feel like a four track cassette recorder is doing better than this.

03:38.65
Chibbs
This this is wild. ah like I'm sure we we'll get there when we get to production. Like it's not often we get into production this quick, but, but, but it's like the the whole thing is like, was it that bad that you, the only way to be able to muffle and hide anything was just to make it all bad.

03:45.48
gav
i was going to say, I feel like we're all like hanging for production for once.

03:46.23
Bevo
yeah

03:57.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:57.80
gav
To make it all bad.

03:58.75
Bevo
Drums.

03:58.82
Chibbs
Like, it's like, you can't, you know, you can't polish a turd.

03:59.69
Bevo
Yeah.

04:00.13
gav
Yeah.

04:00.21
Bevo
Drums up.

04:00.24
Mad Dog
That's it.

04:02.14
Chibbs
So just palm or turds on.

04:05.43
Mad Dog
Let's lo-fi everything.

04:08.79
Bevo
Yeah.

04:08.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:08.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:09.67
Bevo
And it's like your dad is mates with Zach Wild and fucking what's his name from Faith and Moore and drums and, and, and this is the result.

04:09.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:16.09
gav
Yeah.

04:15.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:16.61
gav
yeah Yeah. You have to have been like, she had to have had access to some of the best studios and all people in the industry.

04:20.43
Chibbs
For sure.

04:23.50
Bevo
Yeah.

04:24.80
Mad Dog
No.

04:24.23
Chibbs
It's ah at ah yeah this was at the height of the Osborne's TV show being popular and they're like, this is it.

04:25.58
Mad Dog
But...

04:29.34
Mad Dog
oh

04:29.88
Chibbs
Let's cash in here. Like should we should make her a pop star.

04:32.16
Bevo
Yeah.

04:32.36
gav
yeah

04:32.33
Mad Dog
Absolutely.

04:32.79
Chibbs
But then they realized, yeah, they quickly realized, Oh no.

04:34.39
Mad Dog
And she's kind of punk. Yeah.

04:39.07
Chibbs
Oh, we've cut the budget. Yeah.

04:42.56
Bevo
Cut it, cut

04:43.19
gav
yeah

04:43.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:44.51
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking hell. Anyway, ah um Gavin's see

04:48.45
Bevo
it. This might be the first time we've spoken about the song.

04:49.66
gav
Oh yeah, it's shit. I forgot we hadn't done any of this.

04:51.25
Bevo
This

04:51.78
gav
um'm ah How are we?

04:51.40
Chibbs
Yeah, Gavin's here. Bevo's here.

04:54.68
Bevo
might be the first time we've spoken about the song at the start of the episode.

04:56.83
Chibbs
yeah it is.

04:57.89
Bevo
Yeah.

04:57.85
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:57.43
Chibbs
Yeah, it's overexcited.

05:00.44
gav
Ha ha ha.

04:59.98
Chibbs
um Mad Dog is here.

05:03.65
Chibbs
ah Dan Southern's not here. He has struck it rich with inventions. Another one that he's killing it with at the moment is called The Cat Piano.

05:15.68
Mad Dog
got

05:16.31
gav
o

05:16.49
Bevo
Oh, okay. I know this one.

05:16.38
Chibbs
yeah

05:17.50
Mad Dog
Nice.

05:18.32
Bevo
I do know this one.

05:17.51
Chibbs
You know this one?

05:18.61
gav
I reckon I know this one.

05:19.20
Chibbs
Do you know what it does?

05:21.51
Bevo
It's a piano in the shape of a cat with the teeth are the keys. And it goes, meow, meow, meow, like that.

05:26.89
Chibbs
Yeah, it makes meows.

05:27.85
Mad Dog
Nice.

05:28.78
gav
Oh, my guess was, I thought it was going to be like a, ah you know that scene in the Goonies where there's that um organ made out of the bones of the pirates?

05:29.92
Bevo
Very popular.

05:29.16
Chibbs
It makes meows in the history of world.

05:38.54
gav
I thought someone had like dissolved a cat.

05:39.10
Chibbs
Right.

05:40.49
Bevo
Oh, not a pirates.

05:40.68
Mad Dog
Nice. Meow meow meow meow

05:45.26
gav
I thought someone had dissolved a cat and made like the ivory keys out of its bones or something like that.

05:49.64
Chibbs
Yeah. Do you have your digital bong still, Bevo?

05:53.76
Bevo
Yeah. you want me to get it?

05:54.74
Chibbs
I just think that, you know, like, um imagine if you could you could get a Papa Don't Preach out of that box.

05:55.67
gav
Yeah, go on then. Oh, hit the Papa Don't Preach um melody.

05:57.27
Bevo
to the

06:06.24
Bevo
could, but...

06:08.26
gav
That natural reverb is fucking perfect for that.

06:08.82
Chibbs
and while

06:11.40
Bevo
ah I'll find ah ah find a good opportunity to go and get it and just make I've got some batteries in it.

06:10.82
Chibbs
He lives in a cathedral.

06:13.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:13.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. Good. All right. Okay. We've got lyrics to get into here. Let's get into it. First one. Papa, I know you're going to be upset because I was always your little girl, but you should know by now I'm not a baby.

06:29.70
Chibbs
You always taught me right from wrong. i need your help. Daddy, please be strong. i may be young at heart, but I know what I'm saying.

06:40.73
gav
I feel like she had an opportunity there. You always taught me right from wrong. I need your help, daddy. Pass the bong.

06:47.61
Chibbs
Well, it's not her actual family. This is... Yeah.

06:51.02
Bevo
do Do you guys do the same as me and you're like, you're picturing Ozzy Osbourne as the dad the whole time as well, which makes it even fun.

06:51.32
gav
This is a fictional...

06:50.49
Chibbs
yeah

06:54.85
gav
Yeah, 100%.

06:56.35
Mad Dog
Hmm.

06:56.82
gav
Yeah.

06:56.80
Chibbs
He doesn't know he has a daughter.

06:58.92
Bevo
Yeah.

06:58.22
Chibbs
Fuck me!

06:59.64
Mad Dog
Ah.

07:00.11
Bevo
I know. Dad, I know he's going to be. Yeah. It's so funny.

07:03.88
Chibbs
fuck me

07:04.57
Mad Dog
yeah

07:05.04
gav
Get out of my house.

07:04.77
Chibbs
ah

07:06.92
gav
Who are you?

07:06.99
Chibbs
Every time it comes up where that the scene from the Osbournes where he comes out and starts yelling at who's drunk his beer, and I never skip past it.

07:15.11
Bevo
Yeah.

07:15.29
gav
Yeah.

07:15.89
Bevo
but funny

07:17.23
Chibbs
I always watch it.

07:18.44
gav
You can't. It is so funny.

07:18.64
Chibbs
It's like, it's you, darling. You've drunk the beer.

07:22.47
gav
You drank your beer.

07:22.04
Chibbs
It's like, oh.

07:23.61
Bevo
I drank my beer, Sharon.

07:25.49
gav
it's just like It's just like the Windows loading screen for five minutes.

07:27.37
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

07:28.24
Bevo
Yeah.

07:28.01
Chibbs
so He just stops. He goes like, ah

07:32.60
Bevo
Oh, man.

07:32.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:32.83
Bevo
Imagine being married to that man, John.

07:34.07
Chibbs
uh... But what... but and then i And then I instantly have the flashback that there was a time where Ozzy Osbourne attempted to murder Sharon, where he attempted to strangle her to death at one point and was arrested.

07:35.93
Mad Dog
Man child.

07:45.99
gav
Oh my god.

07:47.22
Mad Dog
Mad.

07:46.74
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

07:48.21
Bevo
Beautiful. and that Well, not beautiful.

07:48.25
Chibbs
Which, um yeah, full circle moments, you know?

07:51.03
Bevo
Horrific. Yeah.

07:51.84
Chibbs
Full circle.

07:53.45
Mad Dog
This is so disgusting.

07:53.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:55.82
Mad Dog
um Would you be upset if you knew that she was your girl?

07:59.62
Chibbs
Well, it's just that he's convinced that it's a baby and then he's gone, oh fuck, that's a big kid.

08:06.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:07.02
gav
That's a huge baby with pink hair.

08:07.93
Chibbs
Yeah, you're you're a baby.

08:09.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:10.27
Chibbs
That was like 17 years ago. oh fuck. Yeah. um No, yeah it's not something to get upset about. Surely you've had time to get over it.

08:21.10
Mad Dog
you

08:20.45
Chibbs
Although there are there are some cunts, like you hear about this, of being, which I hope neither you, Gav, or Bevo ever did this after I just said some cunts.

08:21.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:28.86
Mad Dog
see

08:31.62
Chibbs
But um I've heard, and I've got mates that have done this, and and I think differently i'd think differently of them, is during the ultrasound when they found out they're having a girl have stormed out.

08:37.23
Mad Dog
Jesus.

08:41.69
Bevo
Oh,

08:44.49
Mad Dog
no

08:46.66
Bevo
I've heard of that.

08:46.85
gav
Oh, Jesus Christ.

08:47.38
Bevo
Yeah.

08:47.32
Mad Dog
Oh, a storm

08:48.57
Bevo
It's like, I've i've read about it.

08:48.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:50.39
gav
That's rough, man.

08:51.14
Bevo
I kind of know what the ah thing is called, but it's like ah some kind of psychological gender disappointment.

08:56.76
gav
Cuntism.

08:57.40
Bevo
Yeah.

08:57.26
Chibbs
Yeah, it's called being a fuckwit.

09:00.22
gav
It's been a massive fuck. with

09:00.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:02.01
gav
So were we're having a baby.

09:01.84
Mad Dog
out. Who would do that?

09:03.65
gav
So yeah, that's dumb.

09:05.57
Mad Dog
Honestly.

09:05.05
Chibbs
I know multiple. I personally know multiple people that have done it.

09:11.49
Mad Dog
Are they dickheads or did you think they were okay up until?

09:12.32
Chibbs
A little bit. I thought...

09:14.74
gav
Like you say, though, I would think less of someone if I found out that they'd rage quit about having a girl.

09:15.85
Chibbs
I think less of them. I think less of them now.

09:18.39
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

09:19.38
gav
That's fucking court.

09:19.53
Bevo
it's that Yeah, it's actually called gender disappointment is the phrase for it.

09:19.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:23.28
gav
Gender disappointment.

09:23.96
Mad Dog
Wow.

09:24.46
gav
There you go.

09:25.12
Bevo
yeah

09:24.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:27.29
gav
Yeah, that's a strange one, ma'am.

09:27.18
Mad Dog
They should.

09:26.70
Chibbs
So, yeah.

09:28.85
Bevo
Yeah. I could see like ah could see someone just sort of imagining their life with one or the other and then being disappointed, but not like visibly upset.

09:28.79
Mad Dog
That is, man.

09:37.51
Chibbs
I think, fuck, what fantasy land are you living in where I have i have imagined my entire life having a son?

09:38.43
gav
not rage quitting.

09:40.14
Bevo
Yeah.

09:40.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:45.55
Chibbs
Like, and, you know, and that is how it will be.

09:46.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:47.01
gav
ah

09:47.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:49.52
gav
I think, um' I mean, like, you're exactly right, though.

09:49.44
Mad Dog
and That's weird. Yeah.

09:52.79
gav
There's a difference between, like, and, like, for example, if you'd had, like, three boys and you were like, come on, we just want the girl, and then it's another boy, or vice versa, whatever the fuck, and just being like, oh, fuck.

09:57.11
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

10:02.58
gav
Like, you'd you'd be like, shake your fist, but you wouldn't be, like, angry.

10:02.30
Chibbs
Ah, what are the chances?

10:03.52
Bevo
Yeah,

10:03.12
Chibbs
is

10:07.11
gav
Like, fuck.

10:07.43
Bevo
it's a but the reverse Maury Povich.

10:06.77
Chibbs
but You wouldn't, yeah, you wouldn't flip a chair and fucking storm out of the room.

10:13.10
gav
The reverse what, Bevo?

10:12.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:13.34
Mad Dog
So did they, did they,

10:13.66
Bevo
it It is not. Boy, can't start leaving it.

10:16.31
gav
ah

10:15.64
Chibbs
yeah and what and And another person is breakdancing for some reason. Yeah.

10:22.95
gav
ah

10:24.09
Mad Dog
and like running ah running after you backstage, um did they stay in relationships after this?

10:25.94
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah,

10:30.66
Chibbs
Most have dissolved.

10:32.98
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

10:33.49
gav
but I mean, statistically, most have dissolved anyway, right?

10:33.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:35.94
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

10:37.22
gav
Yeah.

10:36.62
Chibbs
You've got 50-50 chance. But, yeah, yeah. um Yeah. Actually, no, 100% of them have dissolved now that I think about it.

10:44.60
Mad Dog
yeah

10:45.90
Chibbs
Yeah. I know three separate people that did it.

10:47.61
Mad Dog
i

10:48.40
Chibbs
And, yeah.

10:49.64
gav
Oh my God.

10:49.51
Mad Dog
Interesting.

10:49.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:50.74
Mad Dog
like Okay.

10:50.11
Chibbs
and two

10:51.02
gav
And it's 100% success rate on the...

10:50.95
Chibbs
and third And two of them have no um access to their children anymore.

10:56.49
gav
Oh fucking Jesus.

10:56.09
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

10:58.28
gav
None of this is good. Oh my God.

10:59.15
Chibbs
Papa don't preach. ye and yeah That was the perfect time for your digital bong, Bevo.

11:04.92
gav
ah

11:06.95
Chibbs
God damn it.

11:08.15
gav
yeah

11:11.15
Bevo
up my mind. I'm leaving my baby.

11:14.25
Mad Dog
yeah yeah

11:17.78
gav
of

11:17.33
Chibbs
Yeah. um All right. Pre-chorus.

11:21.03
Bevo
ah i was actually just waiting for you guys to start talking about cricket or something so I could go and get it.

11:23.82
Chibbs
All right.

11:24.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, no.

11:24.24
Chibbs
No, we'll get there.

11:25.38
gav
Oh, speaking of cricket, the World Test Series is on right now and Australia um were getting thumped.

11:32.03
Mad Dog
Oh.

11:32.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:33.32
gav
That first innings was rough. um

11:35.80
Mad Dog
Bevo just took off so goddamn quick just then.

11:37.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:39.20
gav
It's because we read the play. And then...

11:39.82
Chibbs
Have you got Ash's tickets, Gav?

11:41.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:43.58
gav
no. they is Is general sale on... I know pre-sale sold out super fucking quick, but I also know they were charging an absolute fuckload for it.

11:48.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:50.88
gav
Did you see the prices?

11:52.32
Mad Dog
We we paid him.

11:51.70
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm going.

11:53.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:53.26
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:54.58
gav
Yeah, yeah. um I'm probably going to try and get tickets for general, like when the general release happens. But um but yeah, it's it's goingnna be it's going to cost a fortune.

12:00.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:01.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:05.46
gav
Well, what's that idea? hear

12:07.63
Bevo
Let's go high pitched.

12:08.36
gav
Well, anyway, Australia got thumped in their first innings, but then ah South Africa's but in bat and we're thumping the shit out of them as well. So it's all...

12:13.66
Chibbs
Yeah, pitch must be strange.

12:15.36
Mad Dog
Nice.

12:16.73
gav
Yeah, it's a spicy pitch.

12:17.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:18.46
gav
Oh, there he is.

12:26.67
gav
yeah

12:28.84
Chibbs
It's the singer from Lighthouse.

12:30.38
Bevo
How's that?

12:30.43
Chibbs
the singer from Lighthouse Family doing Papa Don't Preach.

12:32.43
Mad Dog
Yes, that's who it is.

12:33.77
Chibbs
It was, yeah.

12:34.65
gav
Honestly, that was slightly better audio quality than the actual audio quality of the song.

12:37.59
Chibbs
but it was

12:40.35
Bevo
It's the distorted vocal. is If we do a mi mimic minute, I'm going to fucking crank it.

12:43.43
Chibbs
Hold on.

12:45.87
gav
That that there may very well have just been Mimic Minute.

12:48.79
Bevo
you want another one?

12:48.91
gav
like

12:49.35
Bevo
Just seeing as we're we're ready for it now. little louder.

12:51.47
gav
Yeah, go on then.

12:51.40
Chibbs
so hot hold um

12:53.66
Bevo
Just because I've had some practice.

12:53.93
Mad Dog
Do

13:01.68
Mad Dog
it. Ah.

13:04.31
Bevo
gonna put it on the pitch.

13:05.67
gav
e

13:14.31
gav
Oh, perfect.

13:17.27
Bevo
I think the batteries are going. i it's

13:18.17
Chibbs
Oh, no.

13:19.23
gav
Oh, perfect.

13:30.49
Chibbs
Yeah. Just there,

13:38.50
Chibbs
yeah.

13:39.96
Bevo
I feel like this is all the lot the end of the episode stuff we're doing now. It's going to happen.

13:44.07
gav
Yeah, we're really really getting out. All the people that don't usually make it to the end of the episode, this is the shit you're missing out on.

13:44.87
Chibbs
very yeah

13:47.66
Chibbs
It's not a good quality stuff.

13:48.55
Bevo
Yeah.

13:49.91
gav
this is the All the good stuff happens at the end.

13:49.13
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah There's a pre, there's a pre chorus.

13:52.06
Mad Dog
because...

13:53.04
Chibbs
It goes.

13:54.27
gav
Fuck, we've only just done verse one.

13:54.50
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Pre chorus. The one you warned me all about the one you said i could do without. We're in an awful mess. And I don't mean maybe please.

14:07.94
Mad Dog
success social

14:08.85
Bevo
It's one of my like one am i least favorite lyrical like tropes is, I don't mean maybe.

14:08.97
gav
Oh, God.

14:14.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:16.51
gav
Yeah, what's...

14:17.65
Bevo
It's such it's ah it's a song lyric thing, but no one in real life would ever say, like, um i'm I'm about to go and fucking hit you across the head and I don't mean maybe.

14:18.75
gav
ain't talking about...

14:21.99
Mad Dog
No.

14:28.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:30.06
gav
ah

14:30.43
Mad Dog
I'm absolutely certain about this.

14:32.44
Bevo
Yeah.

14:31.76
Chibbs
yeah yeah

14:32.62
Mad Dog
i don't mean maybe.

14:33.47
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

14:34.38
Chibbs
um

14:35.45
gav
I like that Carly Rae Jepsen bucked the trend and was like, I do mean maybe.

14:38.76
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

14:39.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:40.38
gav
Call me maybe.

14:40.85
Bevo
Yeah, true. Yeah.

14:40.72
Chibbs
ah yeah Okay, so, Gav, is there a dead body?

14:44.09
gav
Yep.

14:47.72
gav
I think there might be. Yeah.

14:48.34
Chibbs
ah They're in an awful mess.

14:49.99
gav
So, yeah, I think when she says the one you said I could do without, I think she's now without him.

14:56.30
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, you warned me all about it.

14:58.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:59.59
Bevo
Yeah. But we're in an awful mess.

14:59.51
Chibbs
It's a...

15:01.50
Bevo
Is she making the father complicit or?

15:03.31
Chibbs
Yeah, he's involved now.

15:04.19
gav
Yeah, that's the impression I get.

15:05.86
Bevo
Yeah.

15:05.77
Mad Dog
Hang on a second.

15:06.01
gav
Yeah.

15:06.88
Mad Dog
Are we talking about Fritzl?

15:08.72
gav
We're not. this is For once, this is not the Fritz and Funnel.

15:09.42
Chibbs
I think i see this is ah think this is homicide.

15:10.38
Mad Dog
No, but...

15:13.28
gav
Yeah, this is definitely straight up ah disposing of a corpse.

15:13.31
Mad Dog
but

15:12.67
Chibbs
i think

15:15.18
Chibbs
this this is, all you know, like, yeah, you youre you know, I used to be a little girl. all grown up. Now I'm with this junkie. And ah you said, don't do it.

15:25.17
gav
And you said not to.

15:26.23
Mad Dog
Now I'm with this child slash brother slash son.

15:31.83
gav
This is a stretch even for you, Mad Dog.

15:31.14
Chibbs
no no one's they're on the ground they're not on the ground no why

15:35.49
Mad Dog
No, but look at, reread first verse 1 and tell me.

15:41.15
gav
But we're in the pre-chorus now.

15:41.86
Bevo
Okay, verse one, I'm stuck in a hole.

15:42.75
gav
Yeah.

15:43.30
Mad Dog
like Okay, okay, okay.

15:43.68
gav
but

15:45.32
Mad Dog
Anyway.

15:46.55
gav
Have you guys seen that clip? um I've seen it a couple of times. It floats around the internet every now and then, but it's the guy that's on... um It's a guy on trial for murder. It's like actual courtroom footage, and it's a guy that's on trial for murder, and the prosecutor's reading his search history, and it's like, how...

15:58.67
Chibbs
oh yeah fuck fuck it's good

16:01.69
gav
yeah How to dismember, like, and she she reads out the timestamps for each search.

16:03.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:05.29
gav
at At 5.01 a.m., you read you searched how to ah just cut up a corpse. At 5.12 a.m., how long before corpse starts to smell.

16:11.35
Mad Dog
dispose of a

16:15.78
gav
At 5.15 a.m., you Googled top 10 best ways to bury, it to get rid of a corpse if you have to.

16:15.75
Mad Dog
corpse. Yeah.

16:15.82
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

16:21.68
Mad Dog
to dispose of a court

16:21.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

16:23.15
gav
Like, it's the most unhinged.

16:23.45
Mad Dog
yeah

16:25.42
gav
The clip goes like a minute. He's just searched like, but and you can you can tell what he's done.

16:26.61
Chibbs
It's funny because there's sort of like 15-minute gaps as well where he's like tried something and gone, ah, no, Google something.

16:32.29
gav
Yeah.

16:33.82
Chibbs
I've got to brain in this Google search.

16:35.49
gav
And it's like, he he ends up he ends up he ends up dismembering the body.

16:35.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:39.29
gav
You can tell because he's like, how to get blood out of wooden floor.

16:39.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

16:42.53
gav
Can I throw body parts in the trash? what

16:43.98
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

16:44.83
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:44.82
Chibbs
well bla Will bleach get blood out of the grouse?

16:46.08
gav
He just...

16:49.81
Bevo
SpongeBob, full episodes, and then straight back to...

16:49.87
gav
aa ah

16:49.22
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:55.28
gav
Oh my God.

16:56.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:57.30
gav
Anyway, that feels like this. That feels like this.

16:58.40
Chibbs
I think she's killed she's killed someone. Yeah, she's calling her dad to be like, yeah.

17:03.36
gav
Yeah.

17:03.82
Bevo
Who happens to be Ozzy Osbourne?

17:04.23
gav
Well, she is a Nepo baby as evidenced by this song. And I feel like if, if I had to ask, let me think about this, how to put it right. If I had to ask anyone to help me get rid of a body, it wouldn't be Ozzy Osbourne, but it would be someone that Ozzy Osbourne knows.

17:18.29
Chibbs
no

17:19.34
Mad Dog
No.

17:20.68
Chibbs
Yeah, like, Ozzy Osbourne's security would know how to get rid of one.

17:24.01
gav
Yeah. A hundred percent.

17:24.87
Chibbs
You say, Dad, send over your head security guard, dude.

17:26.04
gav
Like,

17:29.04
gav
Yeah.

17:28.81
Chibbs
Yeah, I got it. But the whole funny thing is that it's called Papa Don't Preach. So he also berates her for the murder. Like, you idiot.

17:36.56
gav
I fucking talk. yeah

17:38.49
Chibbs
You can't go kill him, people.

17:39.61
Mad Dog
ah

17:40.11
gav
your You're rich. you' meant to pay other people to do this shit.

17:42.22
Mad Dog
yeah

17:42.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:43.53
gav
Do you reckon Ozzy's ever had anyone killed?

17:43.63
Mad Dog
You dickhead.

17:43.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:44.84
Mad Dog
yeah

17:47.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:49.18
gav
I mean, obviously he's nearly killed people himself, but yeah.

17:49.48
Bevo
Oh, certainly.

17:49.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:51.24
Bevo
Certainly.

17:50.70
Chibbs
Yeah, for sure. Yeah. um Have you said heard the funny story? Remember Super Heist? Aussie Metal Man Super Heist?

17:59.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:59.88
Bevo
Hmm.

18:01.09
Chibbs
In an episode of the Osbournes,

18:02.04
gav
Yeah.

18:06.22
Chibbs
ah they would they'd submitted Super Heist to play Ozfest over there, and they the CD was on the counter, and Sharon Osbourne uses the book from the CD to pick up dog shit.

18:17.59
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

18:19.02
gav
Oh God. That is so fucking funny.

18:21.06
Chibbs
Of a super high style. Yeah.

18:23.70
Mad Dog
Mad.

18:23.95
gav
Oh my God.

18:24.53
Chibbs
They didn't play Oz first.

18:25.65
gav
that is so fucking funny

18:26.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:27.42
Bevo
That's great.

18:26.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:28.14
Bevo
Imagine watching that.

18:28.46
Mad Dog
That goes, yeah, just so much disrespect for,

18:28.90
Bevo
like Guys, we're on the TV.

18:28.83
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

18:31.33
Bevo
Oh. Surprised.

18:32.99
Chibbs
yeah yeah um but court the chorus goes papa don't preach i'm in trouble deep papa don't preach i've been losing sleep but i made up my mind i'm keeping my baby oh i'm gonna keep my baby wow

18:34.49
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah

18:52.27
Mad Dog
Okay, cape oh please keep an open mind about Fritzl.

18:52.68
Bevo
It's funny.

18:52.08
Chibbs
yeah well

18:57.66
gav
but yeah okay I feel like now you can have your fritz the pre-chorus was a stretch the chorus is it's it's a lot closer

18:59.16
Bevo
let Let him have his Fritzl moment. please

19:00.97
Mad Dog
no

19:01.99
Bevo
It's been a while.

19:07.60
Mad Dog
Come on, man. Just you tell me why I'm sticking on this.

19:13.00
gav
um

19:15.00
Bevo
You're saying it.

19:15.06
gav
yeah okay

19:16.64
Mad Dog
All right, so obviously Papa.

19:16.89
Bevo
It's your your funnel. Yep.

19:19.50
Mad Dog
that's there's papa So obvious, obvious pointer.

19:24.63
Bevo
Papa Yosef.

19:24.63
Mad Dog
um

19:24.87
gav
You're in trouble. Deep. The cellar is deep.

19:25.82
Mad Dog
She's in trouble deep underground.

19:27.79
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah.

19:29.68
gav
Okay. Yeah, I follow.

19:30.51
Chibbs
I imagine he would be preachy.

19:31.24
Mad Dog
um Very, very preachy.

19:33.66
gav
He would be preachy.

19:34.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:35.13
Mad Dog
um

19:35.79
gav
Losing sleep.

19:36.02
Mad Dog
It's hard to sleep down there.

19:36.47
gav
I mean, it was an uncomfortable...

19:38.43
Mad Dog
There's not much oxygen.

19:38.94
gav
Yeah. It's probably black mold.

19:41.45
Mad Dog
She's made up of mind.

19:40.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:42.33
Mad Dog
She's keeping the baby, which is his, and she's making it very known.

19:49.19
Chibbs
but she's Okay, no, it's not it's not the furthest we've ever gone.

19:50.56
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah, about that.

19:51.50
gav
Oh, yeah. Okay. We might be in the fixer funnel.

19:55.77
Chibbs
It's actually real close. ah

19:58.40
gav
Yeah.

19:58.25
Mad Dog
Thank you.

19:57.92
Chibbs
I'm still on the homicide level though here. It could be that she has been impregnated by the person that she has just murdered.

20:02.02
Bevo
Yeah.

20:02.30
gav
Yeah, I...

20:07.33
Bevo
See my, my take it would be funny if if she wasn't pregnant, she's already had the baby long ago and she's just deciding to keep it now at three years old.

20:07.60
Mad Dog
ah Okay.

20:16.01
Bevo
look

20:16.86
gav
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

20:18.55
Chibbs
if

20:19.74
Bevo
I've made up my mind.

20:19.40
Chibbs
being like abort that baby it's like it's seven

20:21.97
Bevo
abort that baby?

20:22.29
gav
Oh my God.

20:22.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:24.07
gav
Oh my God.

20:23.90
Mad Dog
is

20:25.03
gav
Chibs, you've just touched on my... I've had this band name on um on reserve in my head for a while, so nobody's stealing it.

20:29.69
Bevo
is it abort that baby

20:31.43
gav
No, it's postnatal abortion.

20:33.01
Chibbs
that's good that's good indie rock yeah yeah yeah

20:33.67
Mad Dog
Nice.

20:36.23
Mad Dog
P&A. Yeah.

20:37.29
Bevo
Yeah.

20:37.55
gav
PNA. How good is... going to start a hardcore band and call it postnatal abortion.

20:39.20
Bevo
Amazing.

20:41.26
gav
I think that is the fucking best name.

20:42.71
Mad Dog
ah

20:43.03
Bevo
Did I ever tell you guys back in the day, you had the old band name generator.

20:43.27
Mad Dog
I'll be in it.

20:46.64
Bevo
Remember that?

20:47.27
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

20:48.06
Bevo
And I did it once and it popped out knuckle anesthetic, which is so good.

20:51.14
Chibbs
That's right.

20:52.03
Mad Dog
That's sick.

20:52.38
gav
ah Yeah, I think you've... Yeah, that is a great one.

20:54.10
Chibbs
Yeah. He said that have to be able to spell it.

20:55.65
gav
I had a different read on... i had a different read on this one, though. When she says keeping my baby, I was kind of like treating that as though that was her that was her partner. not Keeping like her... Not her infant, like her baby. Like, oh, that's my baby.

21:07.25
gav
and

21:07.08
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, right.

21:06.64
Chibbs
Oh.

21:07.73
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

21:08.51
gav
And I think that maybe she's killed him and is going to put him in the freezer, like a big chest freezer or something. If we're staying on the homicide train...

21:15.14
Chibbs
Oh. It's okay.

21:16.69
Bevo
So she's keeping him, keeping him fresh.

21:17.85
Mad Dog
ah Okay.

21:18.89
gav
I'm going to keep my baby. Yeah.

21:20.65
Bevo
Yeah.

21:21.41
gav
And so like every morning she's going like walk downstairs, like pat the top of the chest freezer and be like, morning baby.

21:20.63
Chibbs
It's like Norman Gates.

21:21.55
Mad Dog
Okay.

21:27.13
Bevo
Yeah.

21:27.29
Mad Dog
Okay.

21:27.53
Bevo
Keeping him in the same way that you put some meat in the freezer so it will keep.

21:31.14
Chibbs
To keep.

21:31.93
Mad Dog
yeah

21:32.54
gav
Yes.

21:32.78
Bevo
Yeah.

21:32.90
gav
Yes, exactly that.

21:33.11
Mad Dog
We're talking like da Dharma territory.

21:33.72
Bevo
Okay.

21:36.15
gav
Yeah.

21:36.22
Bevo
Yeah.

21:36.39
gav
I feel like we're on the the homicidal Dharma territory.

21:36.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:37.11
Chibbs
so like Who was the the Pommy serial killer that had the...

21:41.68
Bevo
Jack the Ripper.

21:41.87
Chibbs
No, no, the the guy guy under his floorboards and he'd dig him up every and now and again and sit him on the couch and shit.

21:43.01
Mad Dog
Oh, no, no. I'll...

21:44.44
Bevo
It's the only one I know.

21:49.29
Mad Dog
Dennis...

21:49.58
gav
oh

21:49.63
Mad Dog
Dennis Nilsson.

21:49.90
Chibbs
Dennis. He got caught because he was flushing bones down the drain that clogged up the whole apartment's things.

21:55.79
Bevo
yeah You don't put the bones in the toilet.

21:57.13
gav
I don't remember this one. I feel like I'm usually across these, but i this isn't ringing a bell.

22:00.07
Chibbs
Dez. Dez? Dez. Dez something.

22:02.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:02.66
Chibbs
It's Dez.

22:03.71
gav
It's not Dennis Rader, because that's the BTK, and he was a different thing entirely.

22:04.13
Chibbs
ah Because but the the the show is called be the show's called Dez, isn't it?

22:07.40
Mad Dog
at dennis dennis nilson

22:10.82
Chibbs
There you go.

22:12.12
gav
Dennis Nilsen.

22:11.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:13.54
gav
You know, the other day, how I, um, how I put, um, Oh, what was the fucking Moolingong mayor that got murdered?

22:13.58
Mad Dog
yeah

22:18.72
gav
I forget. it ah

22:18.36
Chibbs
Arkell.

22:19.96
gav
Arkell, Frank Arkell.

22:19.87
Mad Dog
Arkell.

22:21.69
gav
You know how I had that as like a little present to myself later in the evening.

22:23.00
Chibbs
You did, yeah.

22:24.17
gav
I like save that search. I'm going to save, uh, who he was it? Des Wilson, Nilsen, Dennis Nilsen.

22:29.28
Mad Dog
Dennis Nielsen.

22:28.93
Chibbs
Dennis Nilsson.

22:31.90
gav
All right. Consider it done.

22:33.13
Bevo
this This podcast flirts so close with being true crime.

22:32.30
Chibbs
Yeah, you'll enjoy that one.

22:33.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:33.59
gav
It's a little, that's a little present for Gavin later.

22:36.14
Bevo
That's a little...

22:35.55
Chibbs
yeah you'll enjoy Yeah, you'll enjoy that one, Gav. You'll like that one.

22:39.53
gav
I fucking will.

22:39.58
Chibbs
ah but ah Verse two goes, he says that he's going to marry me and we can raise a little family. Maybe we'll be all right. It's a sacrifice.

22:51.43
gav
Oh, Jesus.

22:53.63
Mad Dog
Please, guys, please.

22:53.05
Chibbs
Is she going to have... Is she having... she having midgets? Is she having midgets?

23:00.33
Bevo
that's a little

23:00.25
Chibbs
yeah

23:01.82
gav
ah

23:02.72
Bevo
I think but think that would be a family of littles.

23:04.73
Chibbs
a

23:05.40
Mad Dog
yeah

23:05.74
gav
See, I think we're still on homicide.

23:09.26
Chibbs
Okay.

23:10.28
gav
He says we can raise a little family.

23:13.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:14.62
gav
i think they've already got a big family.

23:16.17
Chibbs
Okay, right.

23:17.20
gav
And he's saying we can raise a little family.

23:18.77
Bevo
thanks

23:20.25
gav
And that's why she's saying it'll be a sacrifice. It's like, yeah, it'll have to be.

23:22.44
Chibbs
It will be a sacrifice. It's just like they've got eight kids.

23:25.60
gav
Pick your two least favorite and we'll fucking start there.

23:28.14
Mad Dog
he's

23:27.98
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

23:28.86
gav
Yeah.

23:28.87
Mad Dog
Cut some fat here. Yeah.

23:32.59
Mad Dog
Okay.

23:32.96
gav
but We're going through a family restructure.

23:32.72
Chibbs
i'm yeah to a Family restructure.

23:35.15
gav
We're going from three kids down to one. We're going to have to run this through HR.

23:38.77
Chibbs
The HR department, the HR department, it's just, it's a revolver. Ha, ha, ha, ha,

23:43.88
Mad Dog
yeah

23:46.47
gav
oh Oh, my God. This is the quietest Bevo's been for a minute.

23:47.92
Mad Dog
It's a ah hostile hostile takeover.

23:50.21
gav
He's...

23:50.20
Bevo
I so honestly, I just don't have, I'm so, don't listen to true crime. I'm not into serial killers. So i have nothing to say because I don't know anything. Yeah.

23:59.06
Chibbs
Well, we're saying he would murder the other six children.

24:00.84
gav
yeah

24:02.01
Chibbs
They've got eight kids.

24:03.32
Bevo
yeah Yeah. I get that, but I just have nothing to contribute.

24:03.82
gav
I love that there's six. I love that it's six.

24:06.82
Bevo
I do think that HR being a revolver is very

24:07.09
gav
You've just swung for the fences with the number of children.

24:11.68
Chibbs
And it's like, fuck that, we need a smaller family. It's like, and roger that.

24:15.68
gav
ah

24:16.65
Mad Dog
Thank you.

24:17.23
gav
And she's pregnant with octuplets at the time.

24:18.02
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:19.43
gav
So it's like, when these eight come out, we're going to have really get selective.

24:20.46
Bevo
Well, she does. She does say it's a sacrifice. So someone's got to go.

24:23.68
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:24.77
gav
Yeah, that's what I mean.

24:24.38
Chibbs
Sounds funny, yeah.

24:25.41
gav
I feel like that's the read.

24:25.99
Chibbs
yeah And then the dad's always going, no, you can't just kill him.

24:27.40
Bevo
Yeah.

24:29.00
Chibbs
You got night you adam him you gotta to raise him. It's like, you fucking preach.

24:32.37
gav
You got to raise them.

24:32.43
Chibbs
This preachy dad.

24:34.51
Bevo
Yeah. It's Aussie.

24:35.26
gav
trying to prevent me from committing infanticide.

24:34.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:35.55
Mad Dog
you

24:36.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:37.79
Bevo
You took holy sacrament, Ozzy. You did. Amen. Amen. you took the holy sacrament aussie you did

24:46.18
gav
Who should all these grandkids?

24:47.56
Bevo
me

24:49.06
Chibbs
oh

24:51.23
gav
who

24:50.66
Chibbs
ah

24:56.49
Bevo
and

24:55.81
Chibbs
um He sounds like a fucking old IBM stack that's overheating.

25:01.86
gav
We don't do, um, we don't do, um We don't do soundbites at the start of the episode anymore, do we?

25:09.41
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

25:10.31
Bevo
What do you

25:09.89
Chibbs
No, I forgot about that.

25:12.09
gav
Because I feel like, what did I just say? who Who's who's who shot all these grandkids?

25:13.26
Chibbs
That's a total slip. I've just forgot completely forgotten about that.

25:18.92
gav
It's got to be fucking...

25:18.91
Chibbs
Yeah, fuck. Okay, no.

25:20.40
gav
If there's one if there's a quote that...

25:20.60
Chibbs
Someone remind me.

25:21.88
Bevo
mean? yeah, right. Okay, right.

25:21.94
Chibbs
but Please remind me.

25:22.91
gav
Yeah.

25:22.90
Chibbs
Remind me to bring that back. I just fucking completely forgot.

25:25.31
gav
ah That was fun.

25:26.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:27.68
gav
I liked that. All right.

25:27.81
Chibbs
Yeah, that was good. Yeah, bring that back.

25:31.28
gav
Hell yeah.

25:31.24
Chibbs
um Pre-chorus, but my friends keep telling me to give it up, saying I'm too young, I ought to live it up, but what I need right now is some good advice, please.

25:43.10
Chibbs
I really think she's pregnant and wants to abort this baby. This song might be about abortion.

25:46.82
gav
Yeah, I think that's much like Ben Foltz Brick.

25:47.87
Chibbs
Is this an abortion song?

25:50.49
Bevo
ah It is an abortion song, but it she's made up her mind.

25:53.14
Chibbs
This is...

25:54.34
gav
And she's going to keep her baby.

25:55.08
Chibbs
and Okay, so I said that Brick is in my top my top seven songs about abortion, but this, I don't think this, um I don't like this song.

26:01.43
gav
Yeah.

26:01.24
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

26:05.22
Chibbs
This wouldn't make it into my top seven.

26:06.34
gav
this isn't This isn't in your top 100 songs about abortion.

26:08.75
Chibbs
Nah, nah, I don't think so.

26:10.41
Mad Dog
Nah, not even close.

26:10.61
Bevo
What else is up there?

26:11.75
Chibbs
Nah.

26:13.08
Bevo
What else you got?

26:13.48
gav
Um...

26:13.75
Chibbs
Huh?

26:15.21
Bevo
What else you got?

26:16.03
Chibbs
Oh, September by Earth, Wind & Fire, that's number one.

26:20.27
gav
Okay. Let's

26:21.07
Bevo
Sadie, remember?

26:22.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:23.79
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

26:24.32
gav
take this discussion offline.

26:24.43
Bevo
We'll have to left to do that in a pod for a minute.

26:26.21
Chibbs
Ha ha ha ha

26:27.09
gav
let's take this let's take this discussion offline

26:27.69
Bevo
just

26:27.90
Mad Dog
Remember?

26:29.41
Bevo
It's not better than brick, contextually.

26:31.22
Chibbs
ah

26:35.84
Bevo
um

26:35.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:36.54
gav
ah

26:37.63
Bevo
Yeah.

26:36.80
Chibbs
And what um whatever the theme song for Party of Five was, that's number three.

26:43.10
Bevo
I don't want to wait. Is that that one?

26:43.94
Chibbs
No, that was Dawson's Creek.

26:45.45
Bevo
it's Dawson's Creek. Right, fine.

26:45.43
Chibbs
Yeah. I think the Party of Five was that, um but way um boy Yeah!

26:50.79
gav
Oh, rusted root.

26:51.76
Bevo
Actually,

26:52.32
gav
Haven't we done that?

26:52.65
Bevo
like

26:52.31
Chibbs
No, we haven't.

26:53.70
gav
Have we done that on the pod?

26:53.78
Chibbs
We haven't.

26:55.28
Bevo
we haven't.

26:54.62
Chibbs
buts I think that's why, that's number three on my song about non songs about abortion.

26:55.55
gav
We should save that for a live episode.

27:00.19
Bevo
Now that I think about it, though, that I don't want to wait for our lives to be over, that's about having a baby.

27:03.57
Mad Dog
It's too bit over.

27:07.02
Mad Dog
Is it?

27:06.41
Chibbs
yeah

27:08.01
Bevo
must be.

27:07.20
Chibbs
okay Yeah,

27:09.40
Bevo
I don't know.

27:11.64
Chibbs
I guess. Yes. She knocks another chorus out, gets to bridge, says, Daddy, Daddy, if you could only see just how good he's been treating me, you'd give us your blessing right now because we are in love.

27:25.57
Chibbs
We are in love. So please.

27:29.33
Bevo
No, no, no.

27:30.28
Mad Dog
Jesus. says No.

27:32.56
Bevo
like It's just like that little mermaid thing.

27:32.54
Chibbs
Making a terrible mistake.

27:35.02
Bevo
But daddy, I love him. You just fucking fishing.

27:36.99
Chibbs
yeah You're an idiot. You don't know what love is. You're an idiot. It's every Disney movie. hey yeah

27:44.33
Mad Dog
Hey, time to go get a real job.

27:44.34
Chibbs
Every Disney movie. I've been knocked on um knocked up by an Arab.

27:46.36
gav
all of your friends are fish.

27:48.33
Chibbs
Oh, the the carpet's flying. Oh, there's a genie.

27:53.98
Bevo
It's all one movie.

27:53.47
Chibbs
ah Yeah, it's all one movie.

27:55.18
Mad Dog
It's all.

27:55.75
Chibbs
Yeah. Um, uh, it's another chorus here. The outro goes, don't stop loving me, daddy. i know I'm keeping my baby. Don't stop loving me, daddy.

28:07.54
Chibbs
i know I'm keeping my baby. Jesus fucking Christ.

28:13.16
Mad Dog
Good grief.

28:13.58
gav
Yeah.

28:15.23
Chibbs
but

28:16.59
gav
I know that baby very well.

28:17.36
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay. Great.

28:24.07
Mad Dog
Righto.

28:24.26
Bevo
and so And it's like from, from the perspective of ah dad, you, you frustrated at the daughter for making a bad decision.

28:28.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:32.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:34.06
Bevo
You're not going disown her though. I'd hope not anyway.

28:34.86
Chibbs
Some will. Some people will.

28:36.56
Bevo
Some, yeah.

28:36.57
Chibbs
Yeah, some people definitely will. There's fuckwits out there, Bebo.

28:40.44
Bevo
I guess he's a preacher. So, um, yeah, he's a bit less tolerant than the average.

28:42.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:42.34
gav
Yeah.

28:42.17
Chibbs
That's true. He is a preacher.

28:44.85
Mad Dog
He is fucking sprinting out of there. Yeah.

28:49.03
gav
ah no ah

28:50.74
Chibbs
I don't have a daughter.

28:51.78
Bevo
Yeah.

28:52.69
Mad Dog
yeah

28:52.20
Chibbs
Yeah, that's...

28:53.56
Mad Dog
What, daughter?

28:54.55
Bevo
Or a grandchild.

28:54.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:55.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, no.

28:56.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:56.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:58.46
gav
um She doesn't have a daughter. She has a son.

28:59.94
Chibbs
Who?

29:02.09
gav
Kelly Osbourne.

29:02.82
Chibbs
Someone knocked Kelly Ellsbourne up.

29:05.57
gav
Do you want to know who knocked Kelly Osbourne up?

29:06.91
Chibbs
Wait, I think I know.

29:07.84
Mad Dog
Oh, please tell me it was fucking, oh, who's his name?

29:11.17
Chibbs
Wait, I think I know. ah think I know. Well, I don't.

29:14.85
Mad Dog
Not Lee.

29:14.83
Chibbs
It's on the tip of my tongue.

29:17.12
gav
could you could you designate and Could you designate a number to this person rather than a name?

29:17.79
Mad Dog
Lee.

29:22.54
Bevo
John 5.

29:24.50
gav
ah

29:25.97
Bevo
from uh johnny five from short circuit nikki six brian seven

29:26.26
gav
Strangely close. Strangely close.

29:28.35
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

29:30.18
gav
it's not Do you want to put you out of misery, Chibs, or are you going to have a swing?

29:29.42
Chibbs
um ah Yeah, no, just, yeah, do it. I'll know it i'll know it when you say it.

29:38.46
Mad Dog
Kid Rock number eight.

29:39.03
gav
It's Mr. Zero himself, Sid Wilson of Slipknot.

29:44.31
Mad Dog
Good grief.

29:44.23
Chibbs
Oh, that's right.

29:45.73
gav
Sid.

29:45.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:46.32
gav
So the the the the guy that's on the DJ decks with the gas masks and stuff, Sid.

29:48.84
Chibbs
The gas mask, gas mask from Slipknot.

29:49.99
Bevo
ah yes

29:50.86
gav
Yeah.

29:50.77
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

29:51.97
gav
Yep.

29:51.29
Chibbs
That is true. Yes.

29:53.68
Mad Dog
I was hoping it was Lee Harding.

29:55.36
Chibbs
For some reason, some reason,

29:57.05
gav
ah she Shout out to Lee Harding. he's ah He's a listener now, right? He's a fan.

29:59.80
Chibbs
For some reason in my head, ah had Andrew WK in my head, but hey he's married to some other really famous actress.

30:04.43
Bevo
ah

30:04.47
Mad Dog
ah

30:05.90
gav
Andrew

30:08.80
gav
Right. Like someone more famous than you'd think.

30:08.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:10.12
Bevo
Oh, that's right. Yeah.

30:10.46
Chibbs
well More famous than him now, but like it's one of those real weird like, oh, that's a famous actress.

30:11.32
Bevo
I'm to look it up.

30:14.16
Bevo
Yeah.

30:14.55
gav
Yeah.

30:16.87
Chibbs
She's married to Andrew, the guy who likes to party hard.

30:20.83
Mad Dog
yeah

30:20.92
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

30:23.48
Bevo
Cat Dennings.

30:23.50
gav
ah

30:22.84
Chibbs
Let's get a party. Is it? so

30:25.24
Bevo
He's very cat Dennings. Yeah.

30:25.75
Chibbs
That means, yeah, there you go.

30:27.86
Bevo
Yeah. Right.

30:27.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:28.77
Bevo
Interesting.

30:28.10
Chibbs
but Let's get a party started. Let's get a party started.

30:31.83
gav
That, um yeah, that's wild.

30:32.17
Bevo
That, yeah That's going on my thousand make you want to live list that one for sure.

30:32.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:35.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Fucking oath.

30:37.45
Bevo
of

30:37.09
Chibbs
Yeah. Like that, that, if, as far as party songs go, that goes fucking hard.

30:38.73
Bevo
What a track.

30:42.82
Bevo
Yeah.

30:43.49
Mad Dog
Not

30:43.91
Bevo
Do what we like and we like what we do.

30:43.47
Chibbs
Hard.

30:46.07
Bevo
Yeah.

30:45.57
Chibbs
Yep. How is that not in your DJ playlist, doggy?

30:50.14
gav
Oh, yeah, add it.

30:50.45
Mad Dog
um

30:50.94
gav
Add it to the list.

30:51.17
Chibbs
NGWK.

30:52.04
Mad Dog
I think it'd be too obscure for the age of couples getting married now.

30:52.27
Chibbs
Party hard.

30:56.96
Chibbs
If you want to party, you should party hard.

30:58.10
Bevo
yeah i don't know if it,

31:00.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:00.46
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:01.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:02.90
Bevo
Yeah.

31:02.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:03.10
Bevo
Can you just put it in one time just to see how it goes?

31:03.80
Chibbs
Let's put it in. Yeah, let's put it in.

31:05.69
Mad Dog
I will. Actually, I'll chuck it on my list.

31:06.72
gav
I feel like it'll pick your crowd.

31:08.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:09.09
gav
Pick your crowd. I reckon it'll bang.

31:10.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:11.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:10.97
Chibbs
ah Okay, it was released on the 30th of September 2002. That is 387 days after the towers fell.

31:20.72
gav
more

31:20.60
Mad Dog
Such a long time, but so close to the towers.

31:23.58
gav
Sorry, did you say you say, was that more than 365 days? I just zoned out for a second.

31:27.50
Chibbs
Yeah, 387. I'll tell

31:29.70
gav
Okay, so just over a year. It was almost the anniversary LAUGHTER

31:32.17
Chibbs
ah you what, it's actually disrespectful to release this one year after Yeah.

31:36.51
Mad Dog
Yeah, fucking Oath.

31:37.80
gav
a

31:38.47
Bevo
just in general.

31:39.55
Mad Dog
Should have been a kind of a moratorium on Papa songs.

31:39.02
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah I think if any, yeah, it's she needed to do like, I believe I can fly or something. Like, yeah.

31:48.89
Mad Dog
Did I talk about preaching? that That close?

31:50.89
Chibbs
Nah.

31:51.95
gav
well

31:55.65
gav
oh fuck

31:55.49
Mad Dog
Okay.

31:54.86
Chibbs
ah It's written by Brian Elliott and Madonna.

31:59.25
gav
yes it is

31:59.08
Chibbs
Yes, it is. um Before writing Papa Don't Preach, Brian Elliott was mostly known as a studio engineer and only wrote this song after hearing a teenage girl vent to her friend near his recording studio.

32:12.88
gav
cool

32:14.30
Bevo
Write

32:14.13
Mad Dog
Jesus.

32:13.51
Chibbs
So she was like, I'm pregnant.

32:14.59
Mad Dog
Jesus.

32:15.58
Chibbs
I'm keeping it. And he's like, this is good shit. I'm running this down.

32:18.61
Bevo
that's right this down.

32:18.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:20.38
Mad Dog
I got it.

32:20.06
Chibbs
ah My dad's been a real arsehole about it.

32:21.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:24.44
Chibbs
This is good. Keep going. Keep going. um Yeah, apparently with Madonna, she initially didn't like it, um but she changed her mind after hearing a demo of it.

32:35.75
Chibbs
So someone actually, I hope it was the dude that went in and fucking just made the demo and sung it.

32:40.51
gav
Ha ha ha

32:42.22
Chibbs
It was like, just this, but imagine it's you doing it. She's like, oh, I get it. Yeah. Yeah.

32:49.38
Mad Dog
Imagine it's you.

32:50.06
Chibbs
Yeah. what do you mean? like yeah how is it like, oh, what did she just read the lyrics and he played it on a piano or something?

32:53.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:56.87
Chibbs
And she's like, I'm not into it.

32:58.38
Bevo
that He played Kelly Osbourne's version.

32:59.74
gav
ha ha. Ha ha ha.

33:00.16
Chibbs
No, no, it's about abortion. You get it? It's about abortion. Ding, ding. Yeah. yeah

33:06.12
Mad Dog
A

33:06.32
gav
yeah

33:07.02
Bevo
think Brick by Ben Folds 5, but 10 years before it came out.

33:08.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:11.47
gav
Sorry, can

33:11.85
Mad Dog
little bit snappier.

33:12.65
Chibbs
It's like, trust me, this is going to roar into the top seven songs about abortion.

33:13.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:17.41
Bevo
That's Chib Taz.

33:18.66
gav
ah

33:21.68
Chibbs
um

33:23.15
Bevo
Right there under September.

33:24.36
Chibbs
Yeah, exactly.

33:25.59
gav
like can i

33:25.08
Chibbs
Yeah. Earth, Wind and Fire wrote the best songs about abortion.

33:27.55
Mad Dog
remember Yeah.

33:29.98
gav
Can I throw in ah just a tiny quick bit of Slipknot trivia? Because I've just had a slight um derailment of my attention and I've gone on a bit of a bit of a fucking ah rabbit hole here. The only current original founding member of Slipknot that is still in the band is Sean Crayon, the clown.

33:47.72
Mad Dog
really

33:47.10
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

33:48.11
gav
Corey Taylor wasn't the original.

33:48.89
Bevo
Is he one of the percussionist ones?

33:51.00
gav
Yes, he's the clown that has a baseball bat and beats the shit out of kegs.

33:50.64
Chibbs
Yeah, he's a clown.

33:52.03
Bevo
I've always thought the funniest thing about the percussionists in Slipknot are like, in high school, everyone was in the band. Like, can I be in the band too? Yeah. What do you do?

34:00.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:01.28
Bevo
Hit a keg.

34:01.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:02.75
gav
I want to smack the shit out of a keg with a metal baseball bat.

34:04.14
Bevo
Come on in

34:04.56
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking hell.

34:05.58
Mad Dog
Can I be in the bed?

34:05.85
gav
um Yeah, apparently. apparently So their original vocalist, Anders Kolsefny, wasn't Corey Taylor.

34:08.76
Bevo
He's the guy that brought the PA. Yeah.

34:09.80
Chibbs
I think he manages them.

34:10.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:15.58
gav
So Corey's still in the band, but he was not a founding member. So the clown is the only original member of the nine-member lineup.

34:18.80
Bevo
right the guy that brought the fucking microphones yeah

34:23.12
gav
The guy that brought the keg.

34:24.94
Chibbs
um Kelly Osbourne's version was released as her debut single and marked her entry into the music world based on the success of her success of the reality TV show.

34:34.35
Mad Dog
Jesus.

34:34.87
gav
Such a deep sigh into the music world.

34:36.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:39.92
Mad Dog
and

34:40.26
Chibbs
The track was produced for her 2002 album. I thought this was great. you know what the album's called?

34:47.03
gav
Oh, God.

34:47.69
Bevo
is it changes

34:47.96
gav
No.

34:47.16
Chibbs
shut Shut up. Shut up.

34:50.24
Bevo
but

34:50.16
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice. Shut up, mom.

34:51.66
Chibbs
ah for This falls into fucking, this falls into shut up whatever month this will come out.

34:54.03
gav
Was this off a whole album?

34:58.28
Chibbs
July. Shut up July.

34:59.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:00.26
Chibbs
It should be the theme for July where all the songs are about shutting up.

35:01.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:03.09
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

35:05.78
Bevo
Did we do that? What band's the one that did the shut up, shut up, shut up, don't want to hear?

35:06.58
gav
yeah

35:09.65
gav
oh simple plan right yeah to the to the make you want to live list uh

35:09.31
Chibbs
Simple plan.

35:11.45
Bevo
Add that to the list.

35:11.66
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. There's bunch of good ones in there.

35:14.68
Bevo
Yeah.

35:14.36
Chibbs
Um,

35:16.35
Bevo
Shut up, July.

35:16.79
Chibbs
she

35:19.23
Mad Dog
Shut up, July. It's a catchy title.

35:20.40
Chibbs
It's catching on.

35:22.24
Bevo
and Unfortunately, we've already done Shut Up and Dance.

35:24.50
Chibbs
We'll re-release it.

35:26.76
Bevo
Yeah.

35:26.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:27.27
Bevo
Just write in, listeners, if you've got any Shut Up songs that you want to...

35:26.44
Chibbs
Re-release it. Anything about shutting up?

35:30.27
Bevo
We've

35:30.04
Chibbs
A little less conversation sort of falls into the shut up thing as well.

35:33.28
gav
well it's it's shut up adjacent for sure

35:33.90
Bevo
we done that one. Yeah.

35:34.71
Chibbs
There it is

35:36.59
Bevo
yeah

35:36.14
Chibbs
It's like shut your fucking mouth. Anything that's done on that.

35:39.02
Mad Dog
to

35:39.69
Bevo
Yeah.

35:40.19
gav
yeah

35:40.55
Bevo
What about the old Joe Dolce? Shut up at your face. I'm

35:42.80
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:44.01
gav
Yeah, it's on there.

35:44.08
Chibbs
ah time Get along it get on the list.

35:45.23
gav
It's on there.

35:47.59
Bevo
a listener.

35:46.81
Chibbs
um

35:47.59
Mad Dog
Shut up.

35:48.87
Chibbs
so the

35:49.83
gav
oh how's your how's your How's your project going, Ryan, with um collating all of our numbers, crunching All right.

35:53.87
Bevo
I am, where is it?

35:54.45
gav
Huh?

35:57.77
Bevo
Keep talking and I'll find it and I'll tell you.

35:59.33
gav
right

35:59.12
Chibbs
The song was apparently chosen by her label, not by Kelly Osbourne herself, which she later admitted she didn't connect with the material.

36:04.75
gav
hu

36:08.55
Chibbs
She said this afterward.

36:09.48
gav
hu

36:09.72
Mad Dog
Connect.

36:09.61
Chibbs
She didn't really connect with it. Yeah. um

36:13.82
gav
Oh, sorry. um I just found mention of September 11 on the page here. So Shut Up, the album that this was off, um had sold 155,000 copies in the September 11, 2003.

36:22.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:26.15
gav
thousand copies in the u by september eleven two thousand and three

36:31.55
Mad Dog
Okay.

36:31.05
Chibbs
ah

36:32.54
Bevo
Okay.

36:32.84
gav
weird date to pick but that was just the choice they've just that's that's that's where the flag fall is it's um yeah they're like two years ago what happened two years ago oh yeah that fucking song came out what's that fucking song

36:33.83
Mad Dog
That's a weird date.

36:33.48
Chibbs
A year.

36:34.95
Mad Dog
It's like a measuring stick.

36:34.54
Chibbs
year.

36:37.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:39.35
Bevo
um

36:39.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:38.56
Chibbs
Right, okay.

36:40.05
Bevo
Okay. I found the spreadsheet while we're here.

36:40.94
Chibbs
That's your 9-11.

36:45.42
Bevo
um

36:48.71
Chibbs
Shut up. The album Shut Up by Kelly Osbourne terrorised the country.

36:53.31
Bevo
I've done the first 45 songs on the list.

36:53.58
Mad Dog
The nine of

36:56.44
gav
yeah what's the most hated song so far

36:56.71
Bevo
And um what stats do you want to know? What's the,

37:01.74
Bevo
So far it is, um I'm pretty sure it's Good Lordy.

37:05.98
gav
Oh, it'll be that for a long time then, if you've already passed that mark.

37:05.81
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

37:08.27
Bevo
but um

37:07.97
Chibbs
worst song It's the worst song that's ever been, really.

37:10.11
Mad Dog
It's the worst song ever. Yeah.

37:12.51
Bevo
Worst song is, um yeah, Good Lord and the best one is Bound To by Kanye.

37:17.50
Chibbs
Fuck yeah, it is

37:19.47
Bevo
Heaps more kind to Kanye back then before knew he was a Nazi.

37:19.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:19.93
gav
That's fair. Yeah.

37:22.30
Mad Dog
yeah

37:21.70
Chibbs
It's still good. Still a good song.

37:23.78
Mad Dog
Nazi.

37:23.80
Chibbs
Still a good song.

37:25.86
gav
Yeah.

37:25.91
Mad Dog
It is. It's a great song.

37:27.11
Chibbs
Yeah. Madonna, apparently Madonna was like protested hardcore when this song came out by both pro-choice and pro-life groups.

37:39.05
Bevo
Yep.

37:41.39
Chibbs
Like both.

37:42.56
Bevo
Keeping your baby.

37:45.26
gav
Oh my God.

37:44.94
Chibbs
Hell, hell.

37:46.28
gav
what Were they like, were they like, um like were they unified against her or were they separately protesting?

37:46.90
Bevo
Preaching.

37:50.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:51.85
Bevo
Yeah.

37:51.38
Chibbs
Yes.

37:52.73
gav
Cause that is so funny.

37:52.29
Chibbs
Unified. She brought them together.

37:55.57
gav
That is so funny. Yeah.

37:56.74
Bevo
I guess. Okay. So let's, let's think about it logically. We've got the pro-choice people.

38:00.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:03.61
Bevo
I get you, you're keeping the baby, so it's your choice.

38:04.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:06.07
Bevo
So that's fine.

38:05.43
Chibbs
That is. Yeah.

38:07.82
Bevo
You pro-life people, you're keeping the baby. So that's good, but you're also having it out of wedlock, which is bad.

38:12.74
Chibbs
Which is bad. That's good. That's bad.

38:15.84
Mad Dog
That's bad.

38:16.56
Bevo
your Your father is a preacher. so technically he shouldn't have children at all. Is that?

38:22.84
gav
I think preachers preachers can have children.

38:22.04
Chibbs
I think they can have.

38:23.60
Mad Dog
right

38:24.45
gav
Yeah, it's not the same as a priest.

38:24.53
Mad Dog
right price it's Priest is a no-go.

38:24.81
Bevo
ah Okay. Okay.

38:27.39
Mad Dog
Preacher, they're fucking everyone.

38:30.10
gav
Billy Ray was a preacher's son, Bevo, and when his daddy would visit, she'd come along.

38:30.15
Bevo
Okay, well, if you if you're if you're a pro-choice and you're listening to this, you can write in.

38:29.46
Chibbs
made up.

38:35.33
Bevo
And if you're pro-life, ah you can fuck off.

38:38.88
Chibbs
yeah uh it's produced by

38:40.54
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

38:43.97
Chibbs
um up

38:47.44
Bevo
GarageBand.

38:46.68
Chibbs
it's a i said no it's it's this is confusing it's produced by power pack which is a team formed specifically for osborne's debut album working under the umbrella of epic records and

38:48.98
gav
ah

38:49.24
Mad Dog
like

38:57.21
Mad Dog
and

39:04.42
gav
Oh, God.

39:03.64
Chibbs
no specific name is given.

39:04.42
Mad Dog
Good Lord.

39:06.02
Chibbs
Like no name is given.

39:07.76
gav
No one even wanted to be associated with it.

39:07.18
Chibbs
No one wanted to be like that. I mean, it was just power pack.

39:10.13
gav
Oh, my God.

39:12.74
Mad Dog
Good Lord.

39:13.24
Chibbs
What is, what the fuck?

39:16.44
Mad Dog
Yeah, i don't know.

39:16.64
Bevo
power back. yeah It's bad.

39:19.22
gav
The album was...

39:18.38
Chibbs
That's weird.

39:20.11
Bevo
It is bad.

39:20.40
gav
um the the only The only blue ah link in the producer list for the actual album is Rick Wake.

39:21.05
Chibbs
It's real bad.

39:22.07
Mad Dog
It's so bad. it's so bad

39:30.05
gav
um who's worked with Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Jessica Simpson, Anastasia, J-Lo.

39:31.14
Bevo
Rick Wakeman.

39:38.11
Chibbs
Well, apparently the guitar track is a sample.

39:39.01
gav
But

39:43.69
gav
that is not surprising.

39:44.42
Bevo
It's funny because I was going to, it was, it's one of the only songs so far we've done where I want to know who's who's playing on it.

39:44.26
Mad Dog
Fuck, I know.

39:50.04
Chibbs
So no one was credited with playing on it until apparently there was a Reddit Ask Me Anything like 17 years after it came out and someone got named.

39:59.70
gav
Oh my God.

40:01.65
Chibbs
I don't know who it was, but apparently Yeah. yeah

40:05.04
Mad Dog
It sounds like...

40:05.51
Bevo
Right.

40:06.53
gav
Someone got outed.

40:06.66
Mad Dog
It sounds...

40:07.33
gav
Someone got doxxed for fair.

40:07.63
Chibbs
I got doxxed. Yeah.

40:09.72
gav
Did you play on Papa Don't Preach?

40:10.00
Mad Dog
It's... yeah

40:11.21
gav
Fuck.

40:11.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:12.21
Mad Dog
It sounds like early AI pop punk 20 years, like before it came out.

40:17.98
Bevo
Nah, to me, it sounds like someone someone's recording project at TAFE, like I said before.

40:24.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

40:24.46
Bevo
It's like that kind of...

40:24.69
gav
Yeah.

40:25.45
Bevo
Yeah.

40:24.64
Chibbs
Well, maybe this will make more sense. this The song was mixed in under 24 hours due to last minute push from MTV to premiere it during the Osbournes promo week.

40:35.85
Mad Dog
ah Yeah.

40:36.16
gav
Oh my God.

40:36.11
Mad Dog
Okay. okay

40:36.97
Chibbs
that And that was it. That's that's the mix that they got. Like, fuck, we've only got 24 hours to make it sound good.

40:44.59
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

40:45.64
gav
I feel like if I had 24 hours, I couldn't make it sound worse.

40:48.41
Chibbs
Nah, it's the worst sounding... It might be the worst sounding song we've ever done.

40:53.85
Bevo
I just, I've just read here, um, produced by a brother Jack, it featured incubus members, Mike Isinger and Joe Percillis on guitar and drums,

40:54.05
gav
Yeah.

41:02.93
gav
Huh.

41:02.27
Chibbs
ah just don't know if that's true.

41:03.92
Mad Dog
Really?

41:06.09
Bevo
but that's the rough demo, which this sounds like a rough demo.

41:07.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:08.35
Mad Dog
It's really bad.

41:09.49
Chibbs
It sounds like a rough demo.

41:11.10
gav
yeah

41:11.61
Chibbs
How rough is the fucking demo? um What if you're up in the Jack was born? Is he dead?

41:17.80
Bevo
Oh, sorry.

41:17.02
Chibbs
Did?

41:18.23
Bevo
Okay.

41:17.46
Chibbs
Did or no did?

41:18.51
Bevo
Sorry.

41:18.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:19.76
Bevo
de or i

41:19.82
gav
oh

41:19.80
Mad Dog
yeah

41:20.52
gav
yeah deed deed or no deed um well deed or maybe just um oh what was it long deed ah this is niche content no one is gonna know what the fuck we're talking about

41:20.98
Mad Dog
Deed? Deed. Well deed.

41:26.53
Mad Dog
Long deed. Yeah.

41:29.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:31.45
Bevo
Sorry, i ah I should have kept reading because Osborne then re-recorded the song without the involvement of her brother or the Incubus members.

41:36.94
Chibbs
Right, there you go.

41:38.69
gav
Okay. Can someone tell me if he's Deed, though?

41:38.64
Chibbs
Okay. He must be.

41:41.57
Bevo
Jack Osborne. I'm

41:41.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:42.82
gav
Yeah.

41:43.40
Mad Dog
reckon he's kicking around somewhere.

41:42.79
Chibbs
oh um He'd be around.

41:45.72
Bevo
i'm on his wiki page as we speak.

41:45.22
Chibbs
You'd see him.

41:48.14
Bevo
It's loading. Still loading.

41:52.10
gav
God, okay.

41:52.16
Bevo
Still loading.

41:52.66
gav
I can tell you he's alive.

41:52.50
Chibbs
ah Okay.

41:54.10
gav
He's 39 years old.

41:55.50
Chibbs
All right.

41:57.21
Mad Dog
What an asshole.

41:58.71
gav
Yeah, he...

41:58.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:59.51
gav
um Yeah, it doesn't look like he's up to much.

42:01.52
Bevo
Still loading. No, it just loaded then.

42:01.98
Chibbs
Okay, I can't.

42:03.89
Bevo
He's alive.

42:03.96
gav
are you Are you fucking with it?

42:04.01
Chibbs
I'm dialing up.

42:05.36
gav
Is this a bit, Bevo?

42:05.71
Bevo
He's 39. He's alive. love they

42:06.94
Mad Dog
All right.

42:06.39
Chibbs
I'm dialing up.

42:07.26
gav
Oh, my God.

42:07.18
Mad Dog
is he Is he dead or alive? Fuck's sake.

42:10.26
gav
um

42:10.55
Bevo
years...

42:10.88
gav
he got secretly married in September 2023, so I think he's alive.

42:11.42
Mad Dog
He's alive.

42:14.45
Chibbs
Okay.

42:15.48
Bevo
he's thirty nine he's alive

42:15.66
gav
Unfortunately.

42:15.48
Mad Dog
Okay.

42:16.44
Chibbs
Okay. Oh, good on him. Is there a video for this, Gav?

42:19.30
Bevo
ah love when i you

42:21.86
gav
There is.

42:22.11
Chibbs
Oh, all right. Well, tell me about the video then.

42:26.88
Bevo
okay

42:29.12
gav
Do I not get my stinger? Fuck you

42:31.17
Bevo
Yeah, you're supposed to say hit it.

42:34.02
gav
Or someone else say it. Fuck you.

42:43.94
gav
That's me. ah usually Usually Chips just hits the button before I've even said anything.

42:50.35
Bevo
Yeah.

42:49.99
Chibbs
He's fucking around.

42:51.73
Bevo
It's still entertaining probably.

42:51.33
Chibbs
Quit fucking around so much.

42:53.26
gav
Quit fucking around. All right. ah All of the worst things about 2002 condensed into three minutes and 14 seconds.

43:02.50
Mad Dog
Yep.

43:03.28
Bevo
yeah I haven't watched it yet, but I know exactly what you mean.

43:03.31
Mad Dog
That's a very good way to put it.

43:04.90
Chibbs
If only she'd released it one year earlier, it wouldn't have been the worst thing that happened that year.

43:06.17
gav
Yeah.

43:06.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:08.80
gav
Yeah, she missed it by that much. it is it is a wildly cringy video. and it

43:14.85
Chibbs
What's,

43:16.92
gav
You know youre we did um yeah remember when we did ah that Kim Kardashian song and she was kind of like, oh yeah, was was hang out I was out with Kanye.

43:21.89
Chibbs
You loved that.

43:23.66
Bevo
That was the second worst one that we did.

43:26.54
gav
Oh really? that not not Not because of me.

43:27.06
Bevo
Yeah, but only by 0.75%.

43:28.40
gav
Yeah.

43:30.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:32.00
gav
yeah You're welcome. um But you remember like reading about her describing it later. She was like, she had huge regret about doing it and was quite embarrassed.

43:37.59
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

43:40.16
gav
You've got to think that Kelly would be embarrassed.

43:41.76
Chibbs
my God, I hope so.

43:43.97
Mad Dog
Did she regret this?

43:44.82
gav
so No, i don't I've not seen any write-up. I'm just saying, there's no way you could watch this and be like, this was good work.

43:52.01
Mad Dog
Yeah, this is my peak.

43:51.79
Chibbs
Nah, you've got a hope. You've got a

43:54.37
Mad Dog
um i've got a note I've got a nice little ah YouTube comment here. So this is from Lee Hendo.

44:06.10
Mad Dog
papa Papa don't preach. I've got a song for you too, bish.

44:10.32
Chibbs
Oh

44:11.11
Mad Dog
sort Daughter don't sing.

44:13.78
Chibbs
yeah, Hendo, yeah.

44:16.92
gav
Did Bevo write that?

44:18.21
Bevo
<unk> it's

44:18.62
gav
Did fucking Bevo write that?

44:20.73
Bevo
That's a me one. it has its top comment.

44:21.68
Mad Dog
nice

44:22.61
Bevo
This is the absolute top comment. Those vocals are so compressed that I need wind zip for every note.

44:30.77
gav
That's the one I had highlighted as well. That is so fucking funny.

44:32.65
Chibbs
wins it what's wild is nick egan directed this he's the same guy that directed the video for morning glory by oasis you learn by alanis morissette and elegantly wasted by in excess

44:44.00
Mad Dog
Fuck.

44:44.54
gav
Oh my god.

44:44.36
Mad Dog
So they really just pulled the Bing gun out for the the video.

44:47.48
Chibbs
for the video but not anything else nah um apparently sharon osborne was micromanaging the wardrobe choice uh choices and they had to do multiple reshoots because sharon wasn't happy yeah yeah it's just the fucking the fucking nightmare that wouldn't end yeah is there a set list bevo

44:49.27
Mad Dog
Nah. Nah.

45:02.25
Mad Dog
Christ.

45:02.77
gav
Oh my god. That's so fucking funny.

45:10.00
Mad Dog
It's so cringy, eh?

45:13.91
Bevo
ah yeah i could only find one um

45:18.43
Chibbs
All

45:22.53
gav
ah

45:23.58
Mad Dog
Ultimate skill.

45:25.15
Bevo
What a thrill.

45:24.43
Chibbs
right.

45:25.98
Bevo
Did you just hear the thrill Jim's head?

45:25.50
Chibbs
It is a thrill. Yeah.

45:28.29
gav
That did, Chib sounded thrilled.

45:28.42
Bevo
That was true thrill.

45:28.29
Mad Dog
It's the ultimate, yeah.

45:31.69
Chibbs
Exciting.

45:32.84
Bevo
um June 25th, 2003 at the Electric Ballroom in London, England. ah Twelve songs.

45:39.87
Chibbs
Jesus. album.

45:41.30
Mad Dog
yeah

45:41.33
Chibbs
All

45:44.87
Bevo
Where would you play Papa?

45:46.22
Mad Dog
There's no universe that exists where this is not getting played last.

45:51.72
gav
Sorry, how many tracks?

45:50.90
Chibbs
Oh, there is.

45:52.64
gav
12.

45:51.98
Chibbs
There definitely is a universe or where it doesn't, because it's the Osborne universe where things don't make sense.

45:53.26
Bevo
Twelve.

45:56.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

45:58.05
gav
I'm going to say that she opens with it and then everyone wants to leave.

46:01.85
Chibbs
I'm going to go... seventh. Yeah.

46:06.61
Bevo
Maddo was correct. Yeah,

46:07.81
Mad Dog
yes

46:08.41
gav
Fuck.

46:08.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:09.36
Mad Dog
tell

46:08.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:11.51
gav
Fuck. well

46:14.03
Mad Dog
Sometimes it just taps you on the shoulder and it's obvious. Yep.

46:18.43
Chibbs
Yeah, I just didn't know.

46:19.33
Bevo
yeah. yeah

46:19.63
Chibbs
You never know with these fucking, these weak gutted dogs.

46:21.16
Bevo
Someone's going to do it.

46:22.57
Chibbs
You don't know where they're going to drop these things because they think they're so important.

46:25.13
Mad Dog
He's just way down.

46:27.07
Chibbs
You just don't know, do you?

46:28.14
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

46:28.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:29.64
gav
ah but Sorry, I just found this YouTube comment.

46:29.45
Chibbs
All right.

46:31.60
gav
This song is so good. My disabled friend stood up from his wheelchair to turn it off.

46:34.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:36.41
Mad Dog
a

46:35.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:37.53
gav
That's it's obviously a classic formula, but it's a classic formula, but it's always worth a chuckle.

46:36.95
Chibbs
That's always a classic, classic formula. Yeah.

46:40.73
Mad Dog
Love it.

46:42.18
Chibbs
That's good.

46:43.23
Mad Dog
It

46:42.83
Chibbs
All right. A little bit of legacy.

46:47.05
Chibbs
ah So her version of Papa Don't Preach hit number three in the UK, number one in Canada, and did moderately well in Australia. No numbers.

46:56.88
gav
oh

46:57.17
Chibbs
No numbers.

46:58.21
Mad Dog
Fuck sake.

46:59.10
gav
moderately well

46:58.25
Chibbs
it was her only It was her only major hit and her highest charting single globally. That's not bad. yeah Three in the UK and one in Canada?

47:05.86
gav
that's not bad at all yeah no that's absolutely it was a hit I always i was surprised at how bad it sounded

47:08.27
Mad Dog
Hmm.

47:07.70
Chibbs
Not bad.

47:08.61
Bevo
I remember this song being better than it was too.

47:11.59
Chibbs
Yeah, it was...

47:12.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:12.80
Bevo
don't what.

47:13.19
Chibbs
It existed. I remember it existed.

47:17.00
Bevo
Yeah.

47:16.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:17.38
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yep.

47:18.73
Chibbs
um

47:19.71
Mad Dog
Yep.

47:20.11
gav
The best part is, sorry, just on the on the film clip, I couldn't find...

47:20.08
Mad Dog
I was.

47:24.22
gav
Kelly Osbourne has like a YouTube account or a fucking Venmo account, whatever the fuck it's called. um

47:30.59
Bevo
Venmo. We pay a money.

47:31.07
gav
Vivo? No, not Venmo. Vivo.

47:32.28
Chibbs
You can send her cash.

47:33.59
gav
any

47:33.99
Bevo
Yeah.

47:34.40
gav
yeah yeah she's She's begging for it. um

47:36.70
Mad Dog
Just send me cash.

47:37.96
Chibbs
Send me a tenner.

47:39.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:39.97
gav
ah um

47:41.84
Bevo
I'm a bit hard up for it.

47:42.00
gav
But she hasn't posted the actual film clip, but that was posted by Krolangela TV online. And it's called Kelly Osbourne, Papa Don't Preach. HQ as in high quality.

47:53.82
gav
And it is it is the most pixelated...

47:53.05
Chibbs
Oh, not headquarters.

47:55.62
Mad Dog
yeah

47:59.53
Mad Dog
headquar it

48:01.90
gav
no Nice. It is incredibly low quality. And it's like when you're listening to the audio and watching and watching that film clip at the same time, it tracks.

48:05.55
Chibbs
It is bad. ah That's why I thought the audio was, yeah.

48:11.81
gav
It looks exactly right.

48:11.01
Chibbs
So that's why I thought my file was shit because I'm like, oh, this is a real bad version.

48:14.21
Bevo
three.

48:14.36
gav
Yeah.

48:14.71
Chibbs
But no, ah iTunes is, it's the same. It's the same.

48:18.59
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yep.

48:18.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:20.35
Mad Dog
Really bad.

48:21.14
Chibbs
um All right, let's play a game.

48:34.91
Chibbs
Kelly Osborne's net worth in 2025. Where do you put it, Bevo?

48:43.83
Bevo
50 mil.

48:44.06
Chibbs
right, Gav.

48:45.10
Mad Dog
oh

48:46.98
gav
Oh, fuck. It just can't be that high. It can't be. I'm going... Fuck. I'm going 18 mil.

48:54.22
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Dog?

48:56.34
Mad Dog
if she If she's worth 50 mil, I'm going to strap noose around my neck and I'm going to jump off this chair.

48:59.88
gav
Yeah, that's got that's got to be too high, Bevo.

49:02.29
Bevo
um I'm going to preach.

49:04.49
gav
No one's...

49:07.74
gav
No one is buying that scent.

49:07.65
Mad Dog
Jump off it.

49:09.10
gav
Whatever scent she's selling, nobody wants it.

49:08.62
Chibbs
It's Epstein in it.

49:11.23
Mad Dog
um Fuck it. She'd be lucky to get Balambi. 22 mil.

49:17.44
Chibbs
That's like five mil. Okay.

49:19.59
gav
i was gone I was wondering if he was

49:19.48
Mad Dog
think it'll be like nine.

49:22.80
Chibbs
Jesus Christ. Okay, so she has had successful shows on the E! Network. She has a fashion line and she does judges reality TV fucking competitions for some reason.

49:33.70
Chibbs
Like, she's a judge.

49:34.93
gav
Which doesn't pay well, surely.

49:35.44
Chibbs
Can't pay well.

49:36.70
gav
I get the feeling that I'm closest. Keep going.

49:39.46
Mad Dog
ah thing it'll be like nine

49:40.62
Chibbs
Tell you what, fucking, this has happened a few times now where Gav and Dog have gone dead either side of it. It's 20 million.

49:47.49
gav
Oh, fuck yes.

49:47.79
Mad Dog
Oh, 20. no

49:50.38
gav
20 million. There you go.

49:51.42
Bevo
Okay. You live to fight another day, doggy.

49:52.06
gav
Closest.

49:54.52
gav
I'm so hard.

49:56.42
Mad Dog
i'm not going to I'm not going to kill myself. am I might just strang strangle myself a bit that she's still worth

50:00.17
Bevo
but Just punish yourself.

49:59.96
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. At least black out. yeah

50:03.55
Mad Dog
There.

50:04.77
Bevo
Just punish yourself a little bit.

50:05.57
Chibbs
All right, let's write this shit.

50:06.73
gav
ah

50:06.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

50:07.94
gav
um'm so hard

50:08.47
Mad Dog
Life is not fair.

50:12.53
Mad Dog
Life is unfair.

50:15.82
Bevo
I think Malcolm in the middle said that.

50:16.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:17.75
Mad Dog
yeah

50:17.77
Chibbs
thought Yertle the Turtle.

50:22.07
gav
Ha

50:21.27
Chibbs
Was he a Jew?

50:24.47
Bevo
I think Dr. Seuss?

50:24.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:29.27
Bevo
Yertle. I think you're you've thing of Yentle. Yertle.

50:36.64
gav
ha ha ha

50:38.82
Mad Dog
seems he seems Jewish

50:43.14
gav
ah

50:45.43
Chibbs
Anyway.

50:46.97
Mad Dog
No evidence.

50:46.49
Chibbs
What are we going to write it out of? What are we going to write it out of?

50:51.60
gav
um

50:53.01
Chibbs
Like aborted fetuses or? No, she's keeping it, not aborted.

50:56.87
Bevo
Mm-mm.

50:58.64
Chibbs
but uh what like babies in the womb 10 is like you'd die if you had 10 babies in your womb you'd just die yeah you've just

51:07.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:10.04
gav
how many how many how many of the other kids you have sacrificed to make it a small family how many how many sacrifices how many sacrificial children

51:13.10
Mad Dog
so Yeah, start so sacrifices.

51:13.64
Chibbs
yeah yes sacrificial children Okay, sacrificial children. Ten is a lot.

51:20.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:20.19
Chibbs
That's a lot.

51:21.84
gav
Jen's a lot of sacrificial children.

51:22.16
Chibbs
You're going to have trouble sleeping for a long time.

51:23.84
gav
Yeah.

51:25.47
Mad Dog
Yeah. A lot of blood on your hands.

51:26.16
Chibbs
Yeah. And one is manageable.

51:28.40
Mad Dog
That's

51:31.29
Bevo
so

51:31.68
Mad Dog
but it.

51:33.42
gav
yeah

51:33.31
Mad Dog
You'll get over it.

51:33.45
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

51:34.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:34.92
gav
yeah Yeah. You'll shake that one off.

51:36.03
Chibbs
Shake it off. Walk it off. um

51:38.92
gav
Yeah.

51:38.85
Chibbs
What do you give this out of ten, Gav?

51:42.20
gav
Um...

51:44.92
Mad Dog
Don't you dare. Don't you fucking dare.

51:46.86
gav
No, no, it's a nine.

51:47.66
Mad Dog
Okay.

51:48.97
gav
It's a nine. it's it's

51:49.66
Mad Dog
Okay.

51:50.71
gav
it's um I was only tossing up whether or it was a 10, but it's not it's not it's not quite a 10.

51:51.85
Chibbs
He absolutely loves it. He loves it.

51:56.35
Chibbs
Can't get enough of it. Fucking loves it.

51:59.47
gav
Yuri, I feel like we've all said this though. it really is a lot worse than I remember. I fully thought it was just like a normal fucking pop radio track that I just like, oh yeah, fine, whatever.

52:04.48
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%. Yeah, it it is worse. Yeah, it is worse.

52:08.48
gav
but I was like, oh, fucking hell. Yeah.

52:09.88
Chibbs
It's bad. Yeah, you need wind zip on the vocals.

52:13.03
Bevo
All right.

52:13.92
Chibbs
Doggy, what do you give it?

52:15.22
gav
ah

52:16.40
Mad Dog
Oh, this is the easiest 10. That, yeah. ah One of the easiest.

52:20.04
gav
you've said that for every 10 you've ever given by the way every 10 is mad dogs new easiest yeah is this really it

52:22.64
Mad Dog
Dude, it's just...

52:27.00
Mad Dog
Oh, it's so It's...

52:27.01
Chibbs
It's getting easier and easier to give to us.

52:31.52
Mad Dog
and I'm like you. Like, I kind of, yeah, I remembered a different version of it. And i'm like, oh, is this it?

52:37.95
Bevo
Yeah.

52:39.91
Mad Dog
And it's so fucking cringy.

52:39.27
Chibbs
I think we've been Mandela-affected here.

52:41.60
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

52:43.85
gav
Yeah. yeah

52:43.89
Chibbs
We all remember this being different than what it is.

52:46.88
Bevo
Yeah, totally.

52:47.08
gav
Get Southern on this.

52:47.91
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

52:48.04
gav
He loves his Mandela effect.

52:48.73
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's horrible.

52:48.19
Chibbs
It does, yeah. Get Nelson Mandela on it.

52:52.36
gav
Or did he?

52:53.71
Chibbs
He died in prison. He can't. ah Yeah.

52:57.98
gav
or did he

52:57.76
Chibbs
Or did he?

53:00.78
Chibbs
Um, Bevo, what do you give

53:03.98
Bevo
um I'm not one, I'm not usually one that analyzes a mix. Like it doesn't really phase me unless it's really bad. And like the drums are too loud.

53:13.10
Chibbs
it?

53:14.22
Bevo
the vocals are pitchy. Like do it again.

53:16.02
Chibbs
Just do it.

53:16.78
Mad Dog
So bad.

53:16.62
Chibbs
Do it again.

53:18.14
Bevo
do it again. Like get it right.

53:18.95
Chibbs
yeah

53:20.40
Bevo
Even if you're not a great singer, you can still get a take.

53:20.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

53:23.68
Mad Dog
Yep.

53:24.41
Bevo
You can go line by line. You can have word by word and get it

53:26.01
Chibbs
Sure. Pro Tools existed at this point.

53:28.63
Bevo
Yeah. doesn't make any sense. The distortion guitars are just fucking washy.

53:31.92
gav
yeah

53:34.10
Chibbs
No,

53:35.11
Bevo
She's like, they've hidden a vocal under distortion, but it's not fixing the pitch.

53:39.46
Chibbs
no it's no it is not.

53:40.57
Mad Dog
Yeah. So pitchy.

53:42.57
Bevo
Yeah.

53:43.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

53:44.00
Bevo
It's, oh man. I'm going 9.9. It's not quite a 10, but yeah.

53:46.67
Chibbs
ah

53:48.33
gav
ah What was the point one saving grace?

53:48.72
Mad Dog
Oh, why not?

53:52.56
Bevo
It's the the original song is not bad.

53:55.00
Mad Dog
i Okay.

53:56.14
gav
Yeah, fair. That's fair.

53:56.18
Chibbs
then Yeah, the power pack.

53:57.08
Bevo
The melody is there, but yeah, it's just, it could have been, it could have been possible and someone was just so fucking lazy and it was still a hit.

53:58.32
Mad Dog
Okay. Okay.

53:59.29
gav
it Kind of.

54:07.99
Bevo
I don't know. It's just, yeah. What a blowout.

54:09.47
Chibbs
um No, fuck this. It's the worst goddamn song, like, sounding song I've ever done. It's, yeah. It's the tent. Yeah.

54:20.20
gav
oh

54:20.53
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

54:23.05
gav
Oh, God. I've got a fun Kelly Osbourne fact. We've talked about Burt McCracken of The Used fame quite a lot on the pod quite recently.

54:29.50
Chibbs
Oh,

54:30.71
gav
um Burt McCracken and Kelly Osbourne were dating, um I think back in like 2002, 2003, around the time this song came out, and he broke up with her over the phone on Valentine's Day.

54:37.40
Chibbs
um that's embarrassing for him.

54:42.25
Chibbs
Oh, birdie bird.

54:42.99
Mad Dog
Oh.

54:43.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

54:44.62
Bevo
yeah

54:44.67
gav
The old Bertie Burt being a scumbag.

54:45.90
Chibbs
Yeah. The used were not, yeah, the used, because the used were on like Ozfest and all that sort of stuff and everything.

54:47.41
gav
Gotta love it.

54:48.54
Mad Dog
Scumbag.

54:51.44
Chibbs
And then they were dead after that. Like they, but ah the Osborns tried to bury the whole band.

54:54.59
Bevo
ah

54:54.67
gav
o

54:57.16
Bevo
Sharon it Yeah

54:57.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

54:58.40
gav
sure Sharon got this. Maybe this was about him. Oh, wait. No, this one was definitely not written about him.

55:02.29
Chibbs
i but No, it wasn't. um It's about ah keeping your baby.

55:09.94
Bevo
yeah Outside the studio

55:09.64
Chibbs
Keeping your baby. um All right. Thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go and fuck yourself.

55:16.09
gav
Woo!

55:19.04
Chibbs
It actually sounds like that.

55:27.84
Bevo
but

55:30.59
Mad Dog
So bad.

55:37.13
Bevo
Bye.

55:44.75
Mad Dog
oh

55:45.15
Chibbs
And that was the best take we got.

55:50.42
gav
It's like she doesn't even hit the ooh, you know?

55:52.27
Chibbs
Fucked!