Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silentó

Silentó – “Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae)”
TurnUp Records / Capitol – 2015
1.6

By the time Silentó commands us to “watch me whip,” a full seven seconds into the track, you already know you’ve boarded a train bound for post-ironic oblivion. What follows is not so much a song as it is an unrelenting instructional video, powered by algorithmic momentum and the spiritual energy of every PTA meeting gone wrong.

“Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae)” is a cultural time capsule from the year when viral dance moves replaced actual communication. The song does not evolve, it loops — a sonic ouroboros eating its own tail while flossing. Silentó doesn’t rap so much as list. The whip. The nae nae. The stanky leg. The Superman. Each phrase arrives with the emotional depth of a CAPTCHA test. You are not here to feel. You are here to comply.

Production-wise, the beat is sparse and synthetic, sounding like a default loop from a software demo titled Trap for Toddlers. It’s relentlessly clean and completely unbothered by things like tension, resolution, or dynamics. You get the sense it could play forever, looping in the background of a minor YouTube channel dedicated to slime tutorials.

But the real feat here is how the track weaponized meme culture for mass consumption. This was not music for listening. It was music for doing, specifically, for middle school talent shows, wedding receptions, and nightmare-inducing brand activations. It’s pop music at its most transactional: perform the motion, feel the endorphins, scroll on.

And yet, its success was undeniable. Silentó, a teenager at the time, effectively cracked the code to going viral — and in doing so, accidentally delivered a song so devoid of soul it somehow became the center of attention for millions. It was hypnotic in the way fire drills are: repetitive, disorienting, and strangely hard to ignore.

There’s a version of this story where Silentó is a misunderstood genius, crafting minimalist social commentary on performative culture. This is not that version.

Best track: [Silence]
RIYL: Being yelled at by a dance instructor through a megaphone at a kid’s birthday party.

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Transcript

00:43.33
braggchestercity
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00:51.05
gav
Ooh, nice one.

00:51.84
Mad Dog
Oh,

00:53.17
Bevo
Ha,

00:53.41
braggchestercity
Oh, o ah might make an air raid siren sound.

00:53.53
gav
Topical. Topical.

00:56.26
Mad Dog
yeah.

00:58.41
braggchestercity
Ooh.

01:02.24
braggchestercity
I don't know they go.

01:03.13
gav
and That's how they go.

01:03.77
braggchestercity
Anyway.

01:04.40
gav
Yeah.

01:04.48
Mad Dog
The time to invest is now.

01:05.25
braggchestercity
Anyway.

01:06.75
gav
Um...

01:07.20
braggchestercity
yeah The bubble's about to explode.

01:07.65
Mad Dog
It's only going to go up. Yeah.

01:11.01
gav
a

01:11.14
Bevo
ha, ha, ha.

01:13.22
braggchestercity
That's a gift that keeps giving. um Speaking of murderers, we are doing Watch Me Salento.

01:19.62
gav
yeah da

01:24.18
braggchestercity
so

01:24.27
Bevo
SILENTO. SILENTO.

01:32.91
braggchestercity
Thank you.

01:43.16
Bevo
And so on and so forth.

01:46.33
braggchestercity
You're not watching him. Watch him.

01:48.77
Bevo
The kid's in the pool.

01:49.46
braggchestercity
just

01:49.70
Bevo
Mummy, watch me.

01:50.52
braggchestercity
so fuck it It's a kid's kid's at kid's at anything.

01:51.17
Bevo
Watch me.

01:51.73
Mad Dog
Watch me.

01:55.52
Mad Dog
Watch this.

01:55.98
braggchestercity
Attention seeking. fuck

01:57.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:59.08
braggchestercity
yeah yeah

02:01.56
braggchestercity
You're not watching. Yeah, they know they're not. You're not watching.

02:03.90
Bevo
Silento.

02:06.17
braggchestercity
Yeah. He's Italian.

02:08.21
gav
It's not.

02:08.51
Bevo
Shut up. Señor Silento.

02:09.35
Mad Dog
Silento.

02:09.73
braggchestercity
That's ah Italian for silent.

02:11.59
Bevo
but shut up

02:13.82
braggchestercity
but but

02:15.51
Mad Dog
Senor Spielberg.

02:18.36
Bevo
signor ce to

02:21.11
braggchestercity
um Yeah, I mean, look, sometimes we don't have a song like on the list ready to go. Someone hasn't written in whatever. And then life gives you a gift.

02:30.80
gav
yeah

02:33.37
braggchestercity
And it just tells you what song you need to do. and when I was going through my news feed and went, oh, oh my God.

02:38.99
gav
ah

02:42.23
braggchestercity
And I instantly posted the article into our chat and we knew what song we knew what song we had to do.

02:48.58
gav
Yeah.

02:49.36
braggchestercity
We will get to that, but it's, so I honestly, I had to go through, I'm finding this more and more where I've got to go to Spotify, search and then look up the song to see if we have done it.

02:50.00
Bevo
like I can't believe we have not done it already.

02:51.76
gav
It's pretty baffling, isn't it?

02:59.60
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:00.18
gav
yeah

03:00.78
Bevo
i yeah

03:00.81
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah. And when I'm scrolling through it, there's so many in there. I have zero recollection of not only doing the episode, but the song.

03:07.12
Bevo
yeah Yeah, sure, yeah.

03:10.05
gav
Hello?

03:10.06
braggchestercity
but Yeah. Yeah.

03:11.55
gav
Hello?

03:11.76
braggchestercity
yeah Yeah. Anyway, we've got a Bevo here. Trusty beverage. Yeah.

03:16.42
Bevo
Call me Silento.

03:19.77
braggchestercity
We can't all sign with an X. Gavin's z

03:25.07
gav
hello

03:26.33
braggchestercity
ah Oh, snip, snip.

03:27.58
Bevo
Scissors.

03:27.66
braggchestercity
And Mad Dog.

03:28.75
Mad Dog
Se llama perro loco.

03:31.45
braggchestercity
yeah was that a mix

03:31.66
gav
yeah

03:31.74
Bevo
Bork, bork!

03:33.00
gav
ah

03:33.27
braggchestercity
Is that a Mexican barking?

03:35.55
gav
yeah

03:35.88
braggchestercity
El Bark, El Bark.

03:37.65
Bevo
Did I send you guys? I send don't to send it to Chibs.

03:39.66
gav
me

03:39.94
Bevo
I'm still laughing about it. is um

03:41.77
braggchestercity
The Andrew Santino one.

03:43.22
Bevo
No, no, that someone's selling, someone in in Mexico is selling Eskubidu.

03:44.02
braggchestercity
Is that that?

03:51.05
braggchestercity
Oh, fuck, yeah.

03:51.22
gav
That's great.

03:52.55
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah. God damn it.

03:54.60
Bevo
Eskubidu.

03:55.99
Mad Dog
ah school be Yeah.

03:56.33
braggchestercity
Yeah.

03:57.36
Bevo
The way she spelt it is E-S-C-U-B-I-D-U something like that.

03:58.25
braggchestercity
Sorry, good. Yeah.

04:03.18
Bevo
this

04:03.20
gav
well ah

04:03.93
Bevo
Eskubidu.

04:05.22
gav
and good with that's great

04:08.15
braggchestercity
Yeah, that is the Mexican equivalent.

04:10.53
Bevo
Because you've also got like ethnopey, you know, like snoopy, ethnopey, and that espongebob.

04:11.02
braggchestercity
Yeah.

04:15.01
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.

04:15.09
gav
but yeah

04:20.02
gav
yeah

04:20.20
braggchestercity
but all right we got we got lyrics lyrics to get into here um the intro goes uh here we

04:22.12
gav
you've really worked on your pronunciation that's

04:22.33
Bevo
I don't know why, it just tickles me. Very funny.

04:25.03
Mad Dog
It's Spooky Boba.

04:26.49
Bevo
Espongebob.

04:31.71
Bevo
Oh yeah, we got a sheet of lyrics here, like a waterfall of lyrics.

04:35.17
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:35.25
gav
yeah

04:36.17
braggchestercity
and The intro goes, yeah whip, nay, nay, whip, whip, nay, nay, whip, nay, nay, whip, whip, nay, nay. You already know who this is. Bolo.

04:46.85
braggchestercity
Cilento, Cilento, Cilento. Go on and I'll, and do it for me. Go on and do it for me. Right.

04:55.69
Bevo
How good is like, you already know who it is.

04:56.35
braggchestercity
Yeah.

04:58.75
Bevo
ah just got here. Sorry.

05:00.84
Mad Dog
sorry.

05:00.98
gav
Yeah.

05:01.96
Bevo
Oh, Salento. Right. You told me. Okay.

05:03.59
braggchestercity
yeah Yeah, okay.

05:03.82
Bevo
Well, I didn't.

05:05.36
braggchestercity
I'm telling you three times.

05:06.02
Mad Dog
down the bolo bolo

05:06.84
braggchestercity
Yeah.

05:06.94
Bevo
Now a man who needs no introduction.

05:07.59
braggchestercity
yeah

05:09.00
Bevo
Salento.

05:13.95
Mad Dog
see so down the bolo like

05:19.26
braggchestercity
Yeah, he's out at the bolo.

05:19.88
Mad Dog
yeah

05:20.93
braggchestercity
ah

05:21.24
Mad Dog
ah

05:21.77
braggchestercity
um

05:21.82
Mad Dog
whole lot

05:22.63
braggchestercity
the yeah It does sound like it's um like Mexican wrestling, like that sort of thing. so Yeah. it's yeah ah

05:30.81
Bevo
Bolo is it Yeah.

05:31.11
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

05:31.54
Bevo
Another one. Yeah.

05:34.19
Bevo
um

05:34.70
braggchestercity
Okay. Is this verse? No, it's chorus.

05:37.48
Mad Dog
Straight into course.

05:37.62
gav
Chorus. Straight in with a chorus.

05:38.32
braggchestercity
so don't Don't Boris get to the chorus.

05:41.55
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

05:41.80
Mad Dog
That's it.

05:42.31
gav
Ha,

05:42.42
braggchestercity
He says... Now watch me whip, kill it. Now watch me nay-nay.

05:47.73
gav
ha.

05:49.05
braggchestercity
Okay. Now watch me whip, whip. Watch me nay-nay. Watch me do it. Now watch me whip, kill it. Now watch me nay-nay. Okay.

05:59.94
braggchestercity
Now watch me whip, whip. Watch me nay-nay. Can you do it? Now watch me. Oh, watch me, watch me. Oh, watch me, watch me. Oh, watch me, watch me.

06:11.30
braggchestercity
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Now watch me, oh. Watch me, watch me. Fuck.

06:17.88
Bevo
There's more.

06:18.72
gav
Yeah, there's more.

06:19.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:21.81
braggchestercity
Oh, watch me, watch me.

06:22.00
gav
oh

06:23.45
braggchestercity
Oh, watch me, watch me. oh, oh, oh. Yeah.

06:31.52
gav
ah

06:31.56
Bevo
Watch me, watch me, mommy, mommy.

06:32.34
gav
So this song was... this um What year... Sorry, what year was this? 2015. We're right back in the 2015 zone.

06:37.63
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:38.30
gav
um This song was fucking massive, obviously, in 2015.

06:40.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:43.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:43.68
braggchestercity
huge

06:45.18
gav
I fucking didn't realise how few lyrics it had until today. Like, I thought there must have been a ah verse where it actually... mean, I know that was just the chorus, but spoiler, the verses don't do much.

06:58.53
braggchestercity
I like that. Like I imagine he's at like, say like his mother has called him up and gone like, Cilento, Cilento, there's a giant rat in my kitchen.

07:09.20
braggchestercity
Please come over. Bring your whip. Yeah. it and and then And then he's like, I'm going to get it. She's like, all right, get it. Kill it. Kill it. He's like, you're not watching me.

07:20.35
Bevo
There's

07:20.36
gav
Watch me with...

07:20.40
braggchestercity
going to watch me whip it. Watch me whip it.

07:22.39
gav
yeah have to wait Mom, you have to watch.

07:22.58
braggchestercity
yeah And she's yelling, kill it. Kill it. And he's just going, crack, crack.

07:25.99
gav
It's going to get away.

07:29.05
braggchestercity
but not getting anywhere near it.

07:30.04
gav
ah ah not what

07:32.35
Mad Dog
um scares himself

07:32.61
Bevo
surely a better way to do this.

07:33.74
braggchestercity
And then he scares himself with one of the whip cracks, and which which makes him then scares, like basically lap as a horse around the kitchen.

07:45.29
braggchestercity
Yeah.

07:46.31
Mad Dog
nah nah

07:47.69
gav
Oh,

07:49.19
Bevo
It does seem like a horse. It's very horse-based, isn't it

07:52.10
gav
it is horse-based whipping and may-may.

07:52.32
Mad Dog
nay nay

07:52.61
braggchestercity
It is horse, mate.

07:53.13
Bevo
Nay-Nay is a horse thing, surely.

07:53.39
Mad Dog
yeah

07:54.13
gav
Yeah.

07:54.17
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.

07:54.61
gav
Hmm.

07:55.30
braggchestercity
Is nay-nay... It is a horse, right? Like, that's what we're going with?

07:58.13
Mad Dog
Horses nay. I was raised knowing that horses nay.

08:00.22
braggchestercity
yeah Sure. Yeah, yeah. We've done What Does the Fox Say? And I believe horse is nay.

08:06.35
Bevo
Yeah.

08:06.73
gav
um yeah, this, it's it's supposedly in in ah Ingenious, it says the dance is somewhat inspired by the character Shanene from the 90s sitcom Martin.

08:07.67
braggchestercity
Yeah.

08:08.15
Mad Dog
yeah

08:16.13
gav
So,

08:16.32
Mad Dog
What?

08:17.90
braggchestercity
I thought it was Psy. Like, didn't Psy come up at the gallop?

08:21.37
gav
he did the Gangnam style thing.

08:21.44
braggchestercity
Like...

08:23.01
gav
That was, go on, go on.

08:23.06
Bevo
then Okay, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.

08:25.18
Mad Dog
Gallop.

08:25.56
Bevo
you You're thinking of neigh, like N-E-I-G-H. This is neigh, N-A-E.

08:29.43
Mad Dog
Yes, with the GH, yeah.

08:31.69
Bevo
Very subtle, but different.

08:32.56
braggchestercity
Oh, so sorry, this, we really did need um video for this because someone needs to explore what, what, okay. The whip, I understand what the dance motion is, right?

08:43.85
gav
Yeah, you're driving a whip.

08:44.68
braggchestercity
It's, it's, oh, it's not a stock whip.

08:45.79
gav
Yeah.

08:48.43
gav
No, no, no, no, no. no no no the The whip is you drive.

08:50.62
braggchestercity
It's, it's driving.

08:51.40
gav
It's it's driving you. Now watch me whip.

08:54.00
Bevo
It reminds me that that Simpsons bit where it's like, well, white men drive like this.

08:54.40
gav
Yeah, it's behind the wheel.

08:55.71
braggchestercity
But you don't whip. Isn't the car a whip?

08:59.53
gav
Yeah, the car's a whip, but the dance move is mimicking driving a car.

09:02.41
Bevo
The whip.

09:02.73
gav
That's your whip.

09:03.23
Bevo
Yeah.

09:05.23
braggchestercity
um

09:06.11
Mad Dog
Are we talking about slavery here?

09:06.68
braggchestercity
You whip, whip. Oh, hey, said, hey, I just, just messaged me.

09:10.23
Bevo
ah you know Yeah.

09:13.15
braggchestercity
How's that? We were just talking about Radio Mike.

09:14.55
gav
Oh, Radio Mike he dropped into the chat.

09:14.56
Bevo
What did he say?

09:15.11
braggchestercity
just got a message from Radio Mike.

09:15.96
Bevo
Please put me back on the show.

09:16.61
gav
come

09:17.20
Bevo
Please.

09:17.50
gav
come and come and Come and produce the show. Radio Mike.

09:20.29
braggchestercity
Yeah, it's funny.

09:20.58
Bevo
Does he want to jump on now?

09:22.29
gav
He can.

09:22.61
braggchestercity
Yeah.

09:22.99
gav
He can. I was like, I can imagine Radio Mike, I was like, I can picture Radio Mike jumping on.

09:23.83
Mad Dog
Okay.

09:24.03
braggchestercity
Yeah.

09:24.67
Mad Dog
It's either slavery or Fritzl.

09:28.18
Bevo
No, we got away with it, Mad Dog.

09:29.59
gav
Radio Mike jumps on and all he hears is fucking Mad Dog going, it's slavery or it's...

09:29.66
Bevo
We've changed the subject.

09:30.95
Mad Dog
Okay. Sorry.

09:36.75
gav
Immediately leaves.

09:37.36
braggchestercity
He's saying, join the chat, leave the chat.

09:37.77
gav
Oh, God.

09:39.82
braggchestercity
Yeah,

09:40.74
gav
Um...

09:41.71
Bevo
He's professional now.

09:42.94
gav
a good um

09:43.11
Mad Dog
Slavery or Fritzl?

09:43.16
braggchestercity
yeah. yeah

09:44.95
gav
Yeah.

09:44.97
braggchestercity
Okay, so he's just whipping a name, but this entire thing, and then demanding to be watched.

09:44.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:46.63
gav
Yeah. But I don't know what the nane, the nane is that weird one with your hand in the air. Is that, I don't know what that's meant to denote.

09:53.28
braggchestercity
Oh, is that what he's doing with his name?

09:55.00
gav
Yeah. The nane is kind like walking.

09:55.16
braggchestercity
I thought name was some sort of Gangnam Style Gallop thing.

09:57.67
gav
It's kind of walking backwards.

09:57.85
Bevo
Watch the video because they the time.

09:58.76
Mad Dog
i

09:59.58
gav
Watch the video.

10:00.09
Mad Dog
Galloping.

10:00.89
Bevo
they do it the whole time

10:00.90
gav
The entire video will get to it, but the entire video is whipping and naying.

10:02.81
braggchestercity
I did watch the video. I didn't...

10:04.36
gav
Hmm.

10:04.98
Mad Dog
Naying's like ah you're on a bucket bronco.

10:05.32
braggchestercity
Yeah. like a ah

10:07.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:08.04
braggchestercity
Like a lasso. like a Yeah.

10:08.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:10.61
braggchestercity
Okay. But then he spends the next half of the chorus just demanding to be watched. Like...

10:16.59
gav
Watch

10:16.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:18.16
braggchestercity
Yeah. Um...

10:19.57
Mad Dog
Real exhibitionist.

10:20.35
braggchestercity
And he seems to be getting off on it as well with a lot of oohs.

10:23.49
Mad Dog
Oh, exhibitionist.

10:24.39
gav
me.

10:24.65
braggchestercity
Oh, oh, oh, oh, watch me.

10:25.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:28.01
braggchestercity
You're like, Solento.

10:28.08
Bevo
human

10:29.86
braggchestercity
so It's like a clockwork orange situation.

10:31.94
gav
Watch me. Watch me.

10:33.37
braggchestercity
They fucking pinned his eyes it's open and ah you have to watch him dance.

10:34.76
Mad Dog
Yeah, you've got toothpicks in the eyes.

10:37.68
Bevo
It's funny too, because you, you, what you read, read it was, Ooh, sorry.

10:39.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:40.43
braggchestercity
Yeah.

10:42.28
Bevo
Oh, watch me. But he's actually saying, Ooh, watch me, which gives changes the context entirely.

10:45.10
gav
Yeah, double O H not O double H.

10:45.30
braggchestercity
Oh, yeah.

10:47.35
Bevo
Like, Ooh, watch me. Ooh, watch me.

10:48.98
gav
Ooh, ooh.

10:49.46
Bevo
watch me.

10:50.03
braggchestercity
oo

10:50.26
gav
Watch me. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

10:51.16
braggchestercity
Oh, you see that one?

10:51.37
Mad Dog
who

10:52.38
gav
Watch me, watch me, watch me.

10:52.47
braggchestercity
You see that one?

10:55.10
braggchestercity
right. Verse one. Oh, fucking hell.

10:57.51
Bevo
If you could call it that.

10:59.60
braggchestercity
Yeah.

10:59.68
gav
Go on.

11:00.52
braggchestercity
Okay.

11:00.89
gav
but

11:01.50
braggchestercity
God damn it.

11:05.29
braggchestercity
Do the stanky leg, stank! Do the stanky leg, stank, stank!

11:09.06
gav
and

11:10.50
braggchestercity
Do the stanky leg, stank! Do the stanky leg, stank, stank! Do the stanky leg, stank, stank! Do the stanky leg, stank, stank!

11:22.16
braggchestercity
Do the stanky leg, stank, stank! Now break your legs! Break them! Break your legs! Break the knob! Tell him break your legs. Break him.

11:33.23
braggchestercity
Break your legs. Break the knob. Gonna break your legs. Break him. Break your legs. Break the knob. Go and break your legs. Break him.

11:43.50
braggchestercity
Break your legs. Break the knob.

11:46.86
Mad Dog
Jesus!

11:47.13
gav
oh

11:47.43
braggchestercity
What is happening?

11:47.52
Bevo
so and We're going to talk about breaking legs in a second, but I also want to highlight it's very rare that songs talk about smells, like bad smells.

11:49.11
Mad Dog
ah Okay.

11:51.97
braggchestercity
Yeah.

11:56.31
gav
Yeah.

11:56.52
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.

11:56.92
Mad Dog
Stanky, like...

11:57.25
gav
Yeah.

11:58.03
braggchestercity
and not enough

11:58.88
gav
The best part is in the film clip as well well.

11:59.13
braggchestercity
Not enough scent-based smells.

12:01.24
gav
We'll obviously get to it, but like when he starts thinking about doing the stanky leg, it cuts to like one of the cheerleaders in the film clip and she fully like does the like screws her nose up and waves her hand in front of her face like, P.U.

12:09.30
Bevo
that' The way the noise.

12:09.88
Mad Dog
Just like... Hey!

12:10.75
gav
Yeah.

12:10.91
braggchestercity
Oh, so it smells...

12:11.85
Mad Dog
hey

12:12.07
braggchestercity
the that the So the dance move smells bad.

12:15.12
gav
Yeah. The stanky leg, the leg stangs.

12:16.46
Bevo
simulation of bad smell.

12:18.25
gav
Yeah.

12:18.73
Mad Dog
Damn, that leg stinks, Lantham.

12:18.93
braggchestercity
Right. um

12:22.89
braggchestercity
I love double stank as well. Stank, stank!

12:25.43
gav
Stang stank.

12:25.57
Mad Dog
Stank tank.

12:26.30
gav
Yeah.

12:26.34
braggchestercity
ah That's good.

12:26.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:27.23
Bevo
is it

12:27.26
gav
Does it, does it stank or does it stank stank?

12:27.94
Bevo
ah Do you guys recall me talking about, guys you guys recall me talking about Hoobastank is the worst band name ever?

12:33.37
gav
Yeah, you do hate Hoover stank with a deep and burning passion, don't you?

12:33.70
braggchestercity
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeaha yeah, yeah.

12:34.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, it is so shit.

12:36.45
gav
Yeah.

12:36.51
Mad Dog
Absolutely.

12:36.89
gav
Yeah.

12:37.38
braggchestercity
You reckon Hooper Stank had a, did they have a case here for like, like a libel thing?

12:41.94
Bevo
Inventing the Hoobastanky language.

12:43.07
braggchestercity
Like, you know, we're the only stanky thing.

12:43.58
Mad Dog
Absolutely.

12:45.71
braggchestercity
You're ruining stank.

12:45.82
gav
yeah ah ah

12:47.60
Bevo
yeah

12:48.10
braggchestercity
Yeah.

12:48.72
gav
You can't stank on our turf.

12:50.39
Bevo
Hoobah stinky leg.

12:51.19
braggchestercity
um okay now we so but the leg stinks right so maybe it's gang gangrious like it's it needs you know what i mean like it's it's he's got some sort of trench foot i don't know yeah

12:52.32
gav
Now break your legs.

12:57.87
Bevo
Angerness, yeah.

12:58.03
gav
Gangrenous? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.

13:03.37
gav
that No, no, no. The whip.

13:04.74
Mad Dog
ah Yeah.

13:04.92
gav
He got too close with the whip and he's whipped his own leg and it's gotten infected.

13:07.74
braggchestercity
right okay it's broken and it is infected yeah yeah he's got blood poisoning

13:09.08
Mad Dog
It's called septic.

13:11.31
gav
Yeah.

13:11.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:13.08
gav
Yeah.

13:13.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:14.29
gav
Yeah.

13:14.42
braggchestercity
So i assume the blood poisoning has moved to his cock as well, because he's now, he's now, he has to break, break the legs and, and it's big.

13:20.56
gav
Yeah, his his knob is broken.

13:21.57
Mad Dog
Break the knob. Yeah.

13:25.38
gav
no No other part of your body is referred to as the knob.

13:29.39
Bevo
ah Yeah.

13:29.95
gav
Right? Like,

13:30.35
braggchestercity
What does it mean? What does break the knob mean?

13:31.84
Bevo
you know, the funny thing is every single line in this song on genius has an annotation. Every single one.

13:37.05
braggchestercity
Oh, what ah is there an annotation for break the knob?

13:37.33
Mad Dog
and

13:39.45
braggchestercity
What does he think the knob is?

13:41.24
Bevo
It actually doesn't say anything about the knob. It just says break your leg seems to be one of the Salento's own creations.

13:43.51
braggchestercity
Interesting.

13:45.96
Bevo
He's invented breaking legs.

13:47.09
braggchestercity
Oh, he came up with breaking legs.

13:48.57
gav
but he he yeah breaking No one had ever broken a leg before him.

13:48.74
Bevo
Yeah. The move calls for you to put the move calls for you to put both knees together with your feet staying in place while you rock your legs back and forth. So I'm guessing the knobs are the kneecaps.

13:59.22
Mad Dog
Okay. So can um

13:59.79
gav
Oh, look.

14:00.19
braggchestercity
So he wants to not only break the leg, like a femur, but the kneecap as well.

14:05.24
Bevo
Patella. Yeah.

14:06.52
Mad Dog
Can I point something out to you?

14:06.89
gav
I feel like you can describe a knee as knobbly, but I don't think you can call a knee a knob.

14:10.54
Mad Dog
yeah A knob. kept

14:13.21
Bevo
Yeah.

14:13.37
braggchestercity
Nah.

14:13.70
Mad Dog
Can I point something out like grammatically to

14:15.57
braggchestercity
There.

14:18.05
Mad Dog
So break the knob.

14:18.18
braggchestercity
Please.

14:20.44
Mad Dog
Break them as in break your legs is break as in destroy. Break the knob as in like hit hit the brake.

14:25.19
braggchestercity
There.

14:27.78
gav
Oh, Mark, you're correct.

14:28.82
braggchestercity
Oh!

14:30.97
gav
Break as in stop.

14:32.66
Mad Dog
Yes.

14:33.22
braggchestercity
Stop the knob.

14:34.22
Mad Dog
Stop the knob.

14:34.31
gav
Stop the knob. Fucking hell mad dog.

14:36.13
braggchestercity
He's anti-rape.

14:37.07
gav
You have had your fucking vitamins today, man. That is a good pickup.

14:40.35
braggchestercity
God damn it. You have, haven't you?

14:41.40
Mad Dog
i

14:41.80
Bevo
Stop the knob.

14:41.93
gav
Holy shit.

14:42.81
braggchestercity
Damn.

14:43.00
Bevo
That was like a 2012 election campaign, wasn't it?

14:43.49
Mad Dog
not

14:46.04
Bevo
Stop the knob.

14:46.26
braggchestercity
Yeah, stop the knob.

14:46.35
gav
Stop the knob.

14:47.62
braggchestercity
Stop the knob. There was a whole march about the stop the knob.

14:50.57
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:51.15
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.

14:51.96
Mad Dog
So

14:52.59
braggchestercity
Harvey Weinstein got everyone all riled up about that. Yeah, yeah.

14:55.46
Mad Dog
that's right. So what do you make of that?

14:59.41
Bevo
Nothing.

15:00.09
braggchestercity
I imagine that is what it means. I mean, I think it means like, well, he said, um the thing is it starts with a you demanding you break your own legs, right?

15:01.57
gav
Yeah, he's stopping the knob.

15:10.74
braggchestercity
That's how it starts.

15:11.45
gav
Break your legs.

15:11.61
braggchestercity
Yeah, break your legs, break them, break them, you know, and then it's, but then it's, yeah, but then it's also like, okay, break them, and then they're like, no, I'm not breaking them, and he's looked to the guy next to him and gone, tell him to break his legs.

15:12.25
gav
yeah

15:12.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:13.79
Bevo
Yeah.

15:14.02
Mad Dog
And now quell your erection.

15:25.20
gav
Yeah, tell them.

15:25.58
Bevo
Fresh. Fresh.

15:26.69
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:27.07
Bevo
Yeah.

15:27.67
gav
Tell them.

15:27.73
Bevo
Yeah.

15:27.95
gav
And then in quotations, tell him quoted, break your legs.

15:30.40
braggchestercity
Yeah, tell him. Break your legs.

15:33.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:33.43
braggchestercity
And then, and then, he's like, the his his mate his mate next to him's gone, nah, mate, you better break, Salento's here, you better break your legs.

15:35.80
gav
When they still refuse.

15:42.68
braggchestercity
And Salento just turns back to him slowly, just, the glades back and just said, gonna break your legs.

15:49.04
Bevo
Yeah, it's a threat now.

15:50.66
gav
ha ha ha ha.

15:52.15
Bevo
It's a good way to get out of the draft, actually, in case anyone's...

15:53.39
braggchestercity
and

15:54.86
Mad Dog
yeah

15:55.07
Bevo
um

15:56.10
braggchestercity
Good leg breakage.

15:56.51
gav
ah Yeah, well, by the time this airs, maybe that'll be relevant.

15:59.58
braggchestercity
possibly yeah that's right um yeah yeah break the knob so halt on the sex break breaking of the legs that's what we're doing yeah

16:01.63
Mad Dog
Break your knob. Break the knob.

16:10.99
gav
Hold on the sex, breaking of the legs.

16:12.23
Bevo
Commence breaking of the legs.

16:14.81
gav
yeah Lower in the globe!

16:17.70
braggchestercity
Which is so sinister to be put in the middle of this watch me song, which is like, you know, break your legs.

16:22.43
gav
but

16:24.67
braggchestercity
Gonna break your legs. Gonna break your legs. Break them. Break them.

16:29.33
gav
I can break it up.

16:30.21
Mad Dog
And they're fucking stanky.

16:30.77
braggchestercity
It's like, and it, and it really, the fact that Salento is where he is now, it's a jail.

16:36.90
Bevo
in jail.

16:39.32
braggchestercity
Yeah.

16:39.33
Bevo
Free

16:39.56
braggchestercity
Yeah. um

16:40.40
Mad Dog
Eh, mad.

16:41.75
braggchestercity
Chorus. ah Sorry.

16:43.27
Bevo
course.

16:43.30
braggchestercity
Pre-chorus. Pre-chorus. Now watch me bop, bop, bop. Now watch me bop, bop, bop, bop. Thanks. bob but but bob bob bob ball

16:58.93
gav
Nice.

17:00.30
braggchestercity
thanks

17:00.77
gav
um ah Yeah, I guess he's bopping.

17:03.83
Bevo
it

17:04.80
braggchestercity
Is this after he's broken the legs?

17:05.03
Bevo
It's a hard one, isn't it?

17:06.82
braggchestercity
Like, is he making the guy with the broken leg fucking, like, now do it, now do it, cunt.

17:10.82
gav
ah Now bop.

17:13.56
braggchestercity
Like, you know what I mean?

17:14.33
gav
Yeah, yeah.

17:14.68
Bevo
Do

17:14.70
braggchestercity
It's just like the start. It's like you nae nae and whipping. And then he's just like, I'll break your fucking legs.

17:20.32
gav
Yeah, all of these dance moves require a lot of legwork, but he's broken their legs and he's like, now all you can do is bop.

17:20.65
braggchestercity
Now i'll do it.

17:23.95
braggchestercity
so um It's all leg.

17:26.67
Bevo
you know, you know, um, bop is current slang for slut?

17:26.98
braggchestercity
He was like the next Michael Flatley, Cilento. It's all leg work.

17:36.13
gav
what bop is so if i said that's a bop she's a bop oh that sounds like such a is that a hang on is it in negative comment that sounds positive that sounds like a really good thing right yeah so positive

17:36.31
braggchestercity
What?

17:36.31
Bevo
Yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah. Bop. She's a bop or he's a bop. Yeah.

17:43.84
Mad Dog
Is it? sir

17:47.85
braggchestercity
does sound positive.

17:48.55
Bevo
Oh, it's just, the you know, it's the same as like slut.

17:52.54
Mad Dog
Is it?

17:55.43
Bevo
Yeah.

17:55.56
Mad Dog
So positive.

17:55.93
Bevo
No, I kid you not. It's a, yeah, it's the current slang.

17:57.42
braggchestercity
o Why do you know that?

17:58.76
Bevo
You

17:59.44
gav
yeah bevo you are keeping up with the joneses here

18:02.14
Bevo
ah you know, I can't really explain without getting into what I do for work. so Yeah.

18:06.67
braggchestercity
Yeah, okay, fair enough.

18:08.21
gav
yeah He's a slut.

18:08.31
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:10.53
Bevo
is

18:10.77
Mad Dog
so

18:11.15
braggchestercity
Predator. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

18:11.83
Mad Dog
um I'm a pimp.

18:12.70
braggchestercity
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha,

18:16.30
gav
I run a collection of bops around town.

18:16.70
braggchestercity
Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

18:19.36
Bevo
Actually, someone's graffitied bop under the bridge downtown.

18:20.38
braggchestercity
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

18:22.48
Bevo
So, um, bop.

18:23.20
braggchestercity
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

18:23.93
gav
Under the bridge downtown.

18:24.40
braggchestercity
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

18:25.49
gav
It's where I...

18:25.75
Mad Dog
I'm a bop trafficker.

18:27.23
gav
It's where I...

18:27.96
braggchestercity
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

18:28.83
gav
Graffiti bop.

18:29.71
Bevo
and I'm not going to bop Shane.

18:30.78
braggchestercity
Ha, ha, ha, ha,

18:32.28
Mad Dog
bos

18:32.33
braggchestercity
blitzrieg bo

18:32.76
gav
ah so Blitzkrieg bop. Oh my god. The song has taken on a new meaning.

18:40.38
braggchestercity
bombing sluts

18:41.99
gav
hey ho let's go oh fantastic um

18:44.12
braggchestercity
ah

18:47.77
Bevo
There was also, do this is very Australian centric, but do you guys remember a show called What's in the Box?

18:52.41
gav
yeah shit yeah what's in the box in the box fuck how good is seven man that is such a good fucking movie

18:54.03
Bevo
What's in the Box?

18:54.35
Mad Dog
Do Yeah.

18:54.64
braggchestercity
no no yeah I was gonna say I remember the ending of seven seven's great what was in the box

18:58.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:59.55
Bevo
um No, it was, if you were sick from school, you'd get to watch What's in the Box, like when you would normally be getting on the bus. But the little puppet's name was Bop, I'm pretty sure.

19:09.72
gav
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

19:10.80
braggchestercity
what a little hole ah yeah yeah yeah Morgan Freeman he narrated it yeah he narrated the beheading of Gwyneth Paltrow it's funny because ever and ah Kevin Kevin Spacey did it yeah

19:11.28
gav
fuck. Oh, God. Have we spoken about this?

19:12.64
Bevo
Morgan Freeman appeared on that kid's show a lot.

19:18.43
Bevo
This is

19:25.89
gav
oh my good have we spoken about

19:27.16
Mad Dog
Gotta get busy living or get busy dying.

19:31.05
gav
So Zach Braff was on, um I think, Play e School. Like he did ah he did a segment where he was on Play School and they were like, you know, do of doing a bit and they were like, oh yeah, the box, the box.

19:39.27
braggchestercity
okay

19:43.60
gav
And Zach Braff just goes, what's in the box? Like on fucking Play School.

19:47.53
braggchestercity
They're great.

19:48.48
gav
And it's like, no kid watching that is going to get it.

19:49.07
braggchestercity
Yeah.

19:50.71
gav
But every parent watching it just kind of looked across at each other.

19:50.94
braggchestercity
Yeah. It's just like, yeah. Did he just do Brad Pitt?

19:56.79
gav
I think he did it. I think he fucking did it.

19:58.25
braggchestercity
Yeah.

19:58.98
gav
Love that.

19:59.36
braggchestercity
Verse two.

20:01.15
Bevo
Oh, there's more.

20:01.98
gav
wait wait wait you skipped a chorus it's different it's different i

20:04.54
braggchestercity
and I'm not doing another part. No, fuck off.

20:07.56
Bevo
Summarize it.

20:07.89
braggchestercity
What do you mean?

20:08.57
Bevo
No, no, it's fine. It's fine.

20:11.11
braggchestercity
What do you mean?

20:11.31
Bevo
What do you mean?

20:11.73
braggchestercity
What What do you mean?

20:11.89
gav
just want to watch you suffer watch me can you do it oh wait no the other one did say can you do it sorry carry on carry on

20:11.91
Bevo
Just... Just glean.

20:13.33
braggchestercity
What do you mean?

20:13.70
Bevo
what you mean

20:13.93
Mad Dog
It's not that different.

20:15.18
braggchestercity
yeah

20:18.99
braggchestercity
No. Yeah, fuck no. Just stop. Let's do it.

20:23.44
Bevo
just gle

20:25.35
braggchestercity
Now watch me, no now watch me, you, soldier. Now watch me, Superman, okay? Now watch me, you, soldier. Now watch me, Superman, okay?

20:37.99
braggchestercity
Now watch me, you, soldier. Now watch me, Superman, okay? Now watch me, you, soldier. Now watch me, Superman, okay? Now watch me, duff, duff, duff, duff.

20:50.15
braggchestercity
ah ah Hold on. Now watch me. Duff, duff, duff, duff, duff.

21:00.35
Mad Dog
Jeez.

21:00.57
braggchestercity
Yeah.

21:00.57
gav
yeah

21:01.49
Mad Dog
Okay.

21:01.61
Bevo
I have nothing to say.

21:04.15
braggchestercity
I'm so fucking confused with the now.

21:05.02
Mad Dog
No.

21:05.73
gav
So that's a Soldier Boy reference, right?

21:06.35
braggchestercity
but I'm watching you.

21:07.57
gav
Like...

21:07.82
braggchestercity
yeah yeah you're watching me, watching you, watching me, watching you.

21:11.30
gav
No, but...

21:11.53
Mad Dog
Watching me, watching you.

21:13.07
gav
And now you see...

21:13.18
braggchestercity
yeah with it

21:16.05
gav
No, but it's like, now watch me, you...

21:16.24
Bevo
it ah

21:20.31
Bevo
Yeah, that's right. yes so well We haven't done that yet.

21:20.95
gav
Soldier Boy Teller. Oh, have we not?

21:23.33
Bevo
that That's a fucking dog of a song.

21:25.87
gav
That song has got to be fucking...

21:26.26
braggchestercity
what's that song

21:27.25
Bevo
ah

21:27.73
gav
We've got to save that one.

21:28.21
Bevo
allge Crack that soldier boy.

21:31.07
gav
Have we for real, have we, we actually haven't done that song?

21:31.14
braggchestercity
i don't know that i don't know that song at all i imagine superman being like a it's is that like a is that what they call jumping off a tall building

21:34.69
Bevo
Superman. that Oh, have we not?

21:36.16
gav
Fuck, you will know it if you hear it.

21:36.48
Bevo
Maybe we have.

21:38.05
gav
um That's what they're referencing.

21:46.00
Bevo
What?

21:46.07
gav
Like that fucking, like our favorite film clip.

21:46.08
Mad Dog
Yeah. Just...

21:49.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:50.16
braggchestercity
Yeah, like that dude in the Fozzy film clip.

21:52.41
gav
ze

21:52.58
braggchestercity
He Supermaned himself.

21:53.91
gav
i

21:54.36
braggchestercity
Is that what they call it?

21:55.24
gav
And like Christopher Reeve, he also was yeah in a wheelchair.

21:56.32
braggchestercity
Supermaning?

21:58.21
gav
Yeah.

21:58.63
Bevo
Have you heard of that sex move called the Superman?

21:59.19
braggchestercity
Yeah.

21:59.78
Mad Dog
Hey.

22:00.31
braggchestercity
Not unlike Superman.

22:01.62
Mad Dog
The super move, the sex move.

22:03.56
gav
what The sex move called The What?

22:04.31
Bevo
you know that one? The Superman?

22:06.11
braggchestercity
What?

22:06.59
gav
No.

22:07.15
braggchestercity
What?

22:07.56
Mad Dog
Is it just a planking?

22:07.61
Bevo
I'm sure Gavin would know that one. No, it's when you come on the sheets and the woman gets up and sticks to her back like a cape.

22:14.57
Mad Dog
What?

22:14.63
Bevo
Yeah.

22:17.08
gav
a

22:18.64
braggchestercity
What the fuck?

22:19.34
gav
yeah

22:19.76
braggchestercity
I've never heard of that.

22:20.94
Mad Dog
What?

22:22.04
gav
Oh my God. Oh my God. I love that you're like, I was sure Gavin would know that.

22:26.87
Mad Dog
yeah

22:28.43
braggchestercity
Shit.

22:30.30
Bevo
Yeah, course.

22:30.99
braggchestercity
Shit.

22:31.04
Bevo
We'll

22:31.55
gav
Gavin doesn't pull out, mate. He doesn't know a thing about it.

22:34.72
Bevo
talk about it later.

22:35.34
Mad Dog
A cape?

22:36.96
Bevo
Hmm.

22:39.83
gav
those are often um Those are often a a bit too dark to to get right into on the pod, but that one's just the right level of fucking ridiculous and funny. That's good.

22:47.83
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's good.

22:48.04
Bevo
we'll talk about lineup

22:49.91
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, all right. Watch me Superman. That's also a fuck thing that Cilento's making people watch.

22:55.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:57.03
braggchestercity
It's very freak-off, isn't it?

22:58.63
gav
Oh my God.

22:58.89
Mad Dog
Yeah, it is.

22:58.94
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.

23:00.11
Mad Dog
Maybe he was involved. don't know.

23:01.41
Bevo
And then speaking of sex moves, Duff, yeah, it's pregnant.

23:01.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:02.47
braggchestercity
Now, what's Duff? What's Duffing?

23:04.61
gav
Duff B.

23:05.14
braggchestercity
ah

23:05.90
Bevo
No, it's like up the Duff, pregnant.

23:06.64
braggchestercity
Watch me Duff. Oh, so he hasn't Supermaned him because he's impregnated him.

23:08.01
gav
You know, watch me, watch me impregnate someone.

23:12.29
gav
Cause he's, yeah, he's, he's gone all in.

23:14.85
Bevo
There's also Duff from Guns N' Roses, the bass player.

23:15.09
gav
I'm, what is the, what is the um genius?

23:18.04
braggchestercity
It could be Duff McCraggen or whatever.

23:19.15
gav
What does genius say on that one, Bevo?

23:21.51
Bevo
The Duff seems to be a dance move of Cilento's own creation. In order to Duff, you bring your arm up parallel to your chest while bringing the knee on that same side up to your waist.

23:25.54
braggchestercity
This guy is a fucking innovator.

23:32.04
gav
Okay, so doing a Duff.

23:33.43
braggchestercity
i I honestly i did not realise Cilento was like the Steve Jobs of dance.

23:38.01
Bevo
Dance moves.

23:38.31
gav
Yeah, he's he's really getting...

23:39.01
Bevo
Yeah.

23:40.07
gav
He's he's fucking putting in numbers.

23:40.55
Bevo
Yeah, we're all doing, we're all duffing to this day.

23:40.89
braggchestercity
This guy. It's just like, you've got the iPod, but I've got the Duff. Yeah.

23:45.35
gav
ah

23:46.62
braggchestercity
Yeah.

23:47.19
Bevo
You know that duff you're always doing?

23:47.52
braggchestercity
Yeah. you You did an iPad, I got a stanky leg.

23:50.27
gav
ah You know that new Duff you've been looking for? Well, watch this.

23:56.11
Bevo
You know that new dance move you've been looking for?

24:00.35
braggchestercity
That's that's

24:00.66
Bevo
Well, watch me whip.

24:03.18
braggchestercity
that's it.

24:03.35
gav
They're all just with him.

24:03.97
braggchestercity
That's it. it We're done.

24:06.09
Bevo
Imagine Back to the Future.

24:06.35
braggchestercity
We're done. There's three choruses and choruses.

24:08.82
Bevo
Back to the Future where he goes back to the year 2015 or something.

24:08.99
Mad Dog
We're done.

24:12.32
braggchestercity
Oh, fuck me.

24:13.62
gav
they're all as whi

24:13.76
Bevo
No, he goes back to 1995.

24:14.38
braggchestercity
when did i Surely they're going to... How have they not fucking forced through a remake of Back to the Future yet that that that goes like it goes all the way to

24:19.51
Bevo
Yeah, I'm so glad they haven't.

24:25.30
Bevo
Yeah. And they just he's like doing the fucking stanky leg on stage.

24:26.17
braggchestercity
you ah

24:27.30
Mad Dog
Jesus.

24:30.87
Bevo
Yeah.

24:32.25
gav
Oh my

24:34.50
braggchestercity
Hey, Cilento.

24:36.81
Bevo
It's your cousin, Marvin Salento.

24:37.04
gav
god. The dancers are always watching me make you do it.

24:43.93
braggchestercity
a

24:47.90
Bevo
You know that new dance move you're always watching me make you do?

24:48.37
braggchestercity
His name is Craig. His name is Craig Cilento.

24:51.21
Mad Dog
hey Darren Salento.

24:53.91
gav
yeah

24:54.14
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:54.51
gav
watching

24:59.34
gav
ah

25:00.24
Mad Dog
Craig Salento.

25:02.56
gav
oh

25:07.88
gav
Oh, Jesus Christ.

25:09.00
Bevo
Well, guess you guys aren't ready for that, but your kids are going to love it.

25:10.89
Mad Dog
ah

25:12.71
gav
yeah

25:13.28
Mad Dog
Craig.

25:13.81
braggchestercity
Fuck me. Now let me go and try and sex with my mum. Yeah. Fucked up movie.

25:17.44
Mad Dog
is.

25:17.64
braggchestercity
It was released on the 5th 2015.

25:18.07
gav
Well, there

25:20.15
Mad Dog
oh

25:20.26
braggchestercity
That is 5,008 after the towers fell.

25:21.51
Mad Dog
it is

25:22.36
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah. on the fifth of may twenty fifteen that is five thousand and eight days after the towers fell

25:29.02
gav
there you go, 5008.

25:31.70
braggchestercity
yeah um

25:32.95
Bevo
I think we should do one that was released on the day.

25:37.61
gav
There's probably so few.

25:37.66
braggchestercity
Yeah, I think...

25:38.04
Bevo
a nice little...

25:38.81
gav
I actually, yeah. There's, um...

25:40.88
braggchestercity
Yeah, you think they would have halted release.

25:44.08
Bevo
You know Dream Theater put out an album that year and it was a live album and on the front cover of the album is the New York cityscape on fire accidentally.

25:53.46
braggchestercity
Great.

25:53.48
gav
Oh, shit.

25:54.68
Mad Dog
Oh, damn.

25:55.48
Bevo
Yeah.

25:56.35
braggchestercity
Accident.

25:57.01
Bevo
Yeah.

25:57.05
Mad Dog
Bit tone deaf.

25:57.44
braggchestercity
Yeah, right. um It's written by Ricky Lamar Hawk, a.k.a. Cilento.

26:04.91
gav
night oh

26:05.19
braggchestercity
Cilento. Ricky Lamar.

26:09.37
Mad Dog
Ricky Lamar Hawk.

26:11.33
braggchestercity
Hawk. It's good name.

26:12.25
gav
Hawk. Hawk. It is good name.

26:14.67
braggchestercity
Yeah. ah It was self-released on YouTube in January 2015. It gained viral traction through the Vine dance, like Vine platform.

26:26.16
gav
Vine. Jesus.

26:26.99
braggchestercity
Yeah, Vine.

26:27.12
gav
That dates it.

26:28.07
Bevo
Precursor to TikTok.

26:28.39
braggchestercity
Yeah.

26:29.63
gav
Yeah.

26:30.55
Bevo
Yeah. Wow.

26:31.43
braggchestercity
um Yeah, it got so popular on Vine that Capitol Records gave him a record deal to to put it out.

26:37.61
gav
Ha ha ha.

26:39.36
Mad Dog
It sucks.

26:40.79
braggchestercity
He was 17 years old at the time.

26:42.64
Bevo
Wow.

26:42.81
gav
Jesus.

26:44.18
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah. um Legal status.

26:49.08
gav
This is a new segment.

26:49.42
braggchestercity
Solento was a...

26:50.17
Bevo
way We need a new stinger for...

26:52.41
gav
New segment.

26:53.24
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:54.12
Bevo
Just the sound of like people getting locked up.

26:54.28
gav
Yeah,

26:54.36
braggchestercity
It's just barbed. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:58.90
gav
yeah the the jail bars sliding home.

26:59.58
braggchestercity
but

26:59.65
Bevo
The clank.

27:00.35
braggchestercity
ah cop

27:00.49
Bevo
Harmonica.

27:01.10
braggchestercity
Yeah, the cup sliding on the bars and a harmonica.

27:01.41
gav
Whomp, whomp, whomp.

27:05.20
Bevo
um ahica

27:05.98
braggchestercity
Yeah.

27:07.03
gav
ah

27:09.31
braggchestercity
I love the memes of like, jazz up your panic attack with a harmonica.

27:09.47
Mad Dog
Jazz up, you panic attack.

27:15.57
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah,

27:20.61
Bevo
it i ah get I give my kids harmonicas to play with. Hey, there it is. I've got one somewhere.

27:25.49
gav
Bye.

27:26.63
braggchestercity
yeah there you go.

27:27.80
Mad Dog
jas up you padding it

27:34.38
Bevo
Criminal chat. um

27:35.99
braggchestercity
they yeah

27:36.99
Bevo
Yeah, I give my kids harmonicas to play with and it's funny just watching them figure out just by breathing that they can make it work because they don't know how to blow a suck yet but they just like breathe accidentally and go, ooh, this works.

27:43.01
braggchestercity
yeah and they're like what the fuck it's goddamn wizard um legal status solento was arrested on february 2021 um

27:48.27
Bevo
Yeah, it's funny.

27:56.45
braggchestercity
and charged with the murder of his cousin, Frederick Rooks.

28:00.38
Mad Dog
Damn.

28:01.23
braggchestercity
um Yeah, case overview. here we yeah It was in Panthersville, Georgia. Killed his cousin, Frederick Rooks III, 34 years old.

28:11.85
braggchestercity
Cause of death, multiple gunshot wounds to the face and leg.

28:14.96
Bevo
Oh, yikes.

28:16.41
gav
Oh, he's hitting me the old stanky leg.

28:16.44
Bevo
like

28:17.02
braggchestercity
stanky-legged him. Yeah. Yeah. Surveillance footage showed a white BMW SUV fleeing the scene shortly after the shooting.

28:28.11
braggchestercity
Bullet casings at the scene match the firearm found in Hawk's possession at the time of his arrest. um

28:35.40
Bevo
you i Can I just jump ahead quickly to YouTube comments?

28:39.66
braggchestercity
Yeah, sure.

28:40.93
gav
Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on.

28:41.35
braggchestercity
I've got some as well. Yeah.

28:44.22
Bevo
Just one and then we'll go back. This is from Prisa36386 days ago.

28:45.80
braggchestercity
Yeah.

28:47.74
Bevo
2015. Salento. 2020. Violento. 2025. Presonto.

28:51.93
Bevo
violento and twenty twenty five preantto

28:58.02
gav
yeah yeah

28:58.05
braggchestercity
Very good.

28:59.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:00.31
braggchestercity
He was charged, he was charged, initially charged with malice murder and later pleaded guilty, but mentally ill to voluntary manslaughter, aggravated assault, possession of a firearm during the commission of crime and concealing the death of another.

29:01.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:09.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:16.49
braggchestercity
He is sentenced to 30 years in prison with credit for time served since his arrest.

29:22.04
gav
well

29:22.39
Mad Dog
Took a Dale. Took a Dale.

29:25.14
braggchestercity
Yeah.

29:25.57
Bevo
Nice to get a bit of credit, though.

29:25.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:26.37
braggchestercity
Yeah. He also had prior legal issues. and twenty twenty was a

29:30.90
Mad Dog
Fuck, he went crazy.

29:32.64
braggchestercity
In 2020, he was arrested in California for entering a stranger's home with a hatchet while searching for his girlfriend.

29:38.63
Bevo
he, fucking Wonderboy?

29:38.93
Mad Dog
Jesus.

29:39.02
gav
oh haha

29:39.74
Bevo
Skateboard.

29:40.55
braggchestercity
but Yeah!

29:41.55
Mad Dog
what da ti di do ti do do do do do do chi da did

29:46.01
Bevo
skateboard

29:47.16
braggchestercity
Yeah. He was also the same year arrested in Georgia for driving 143 per hour in an mile per hour

29:55.50
Bevo
Bro.

29:57.80
gav
Okay, and so and and for the for for the rest of the world that uses normal fucking measurements, that's 230 kilometers an hour.

29:58.18
Bevo
Cilento.

30:02.73
braggchestercity
yeah

30:04.16
Bevo
What?

30:04.57
Mad Dog
This fucker is a loose cannon.

30:05.58
braggchestercity
It's, it's fast.

30:06.93
gav
in ah In a 105 kilometer zone.

30:10.10
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah.

30:10.92
Mad Dog
Jesus.

30:11.34
braggchestercity
Um,

30:12.00
gav
The best part about that is that um after he was arrested, ah he told officers that he was able to drive that quickly because he was, quote, not a regular person.

30:21.52
braggchestercity
Yeah, he's Salento.

30:22.73
Bevo
I didn't know we could do that.

30:23.15
braggchestercity
Yeah. he comes ah He's an innovator. He's a fucking genius.

30:25.99
Bevo
it's

30:26.14
gav
Yeah.

30:26.41
braggchestercity
The song was recorded in 2014. It was his debut single.

30:30.41
Bevo
Sorry, officer. I believe you might have heard of the stanky leg.

30:31.20
braggchestercity
ah

30:34.92
gav
Mm-hmm.

30:34.93
Bevo
Yeah, that was me.

30:36.12
braggchestercity
yeah

30:36.60
gav
Mm-hmm.

30:36.85
braggchestercity
The track was part of a broader wave of viral dance songs gaining traction at that time. other Other famous dance-related songs but around 2015 and so were Hit the Kwan by I Love Memphis, Juju on the Beat by Zay Hilfiger, Nay Nay by We Are Tunes.

31:01.45
braggchestercity
They had a Nay Nay song. Teach Me How to Dougie by Cali Swag District.

31:05.23
gav
Teach me how to Dougie. Teach me how to Dougie.

31:06.25
Bevo
Oh, I just gave that one to Mad Dog for his playlist.

31:07.73
gav
Teach me how to Dougie. Teach me how to Dougie.

31:10.35
braggchestercity
ah and And Crank That Soldier Boy by a Soldier Boy, ah Soldier Boy Tellem?

31:11.61
gav
Nice.

31:16.61
gav
That's what we're just talking about.

31:16.83
Bevo
Yeah.

31:17.69
braggchestercity
I don't know.

31:18.23
Bevo
Yeah.

31:18.43
braggchestercity
I don't know what the fuck is. Anyway, um it's produced by Timothy Williams, a.k.a. Bolo Da Producer.

31:29.11
Mad Dog
That's shit.

31:29.29
Bevo
There's Bolo from the Mighty Boosh.

31:29.32
braggchestercity
Yeah, sad. That's him.

31:31.31
gav
Follow, Ty.

31:33.77
braggchestercity
Mighty Boosh, the fucking gorilla.

31:34.00
gav
Oh, Bolo the Familiar.

31:34.19
Bevo
The Gorilla.

31:35.82
gav
Yeah.

31:35.93
braggchestercity
Yeah. yeah um

31:37.85
gav
Oh, fuck. I've got to watch some Boosh, man.

31:38.94
braggchestercity
Yeah.

31:39.30
gav
It's been years.

31:40.64
braggchestercity
They've broken this down here. Software used. Fruity Loop Studio. Beat sale price.

31:45.61
Mad Dog
Wow.

31:47.67
braggchestercity
They bought the beat for $50.

31:49.54
gav
Wow.

31:50.66
Bevo
Who would do that?

31:51.06
Mad Dog
Nice.

31:51.42
braggchestercity
And the print production timeline reportedly completed in under 30 minutes.

31:57.75
Bevo
Yeah.

31:58.22
Mad Dog
Sounds about right.

31:58.43
gav
ah

31:59.51
Bevo
Most of that was writing the lyrics down.

31:59.52
gav
That tracks.

32:00.09
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah, that's a fucking good return on investment, I reckon.

32:05.42
Bevo
Yeah.

32:05.66
braggchestercity
30 minutes of production time, 50 bucks for the beat. He probably made fucking millions.

32:11.66
Mad Dog
It's...

32:11.74
braggchestercity
Millions off it.

32:12.21
gav
I guess we'll find out later how much he made.

32:12.27
braggchestercity
soft it We will, we will, we will find out. ah There's a video, Gavin.

32:17.67
gav
There is video.

32:19.53
braggchestercity
Should we hear about it?

32:21.56
gav
to be Should we... Ryan Beveridge!

32:24.99
Bevo
Yeah.

32:26.29
gav
Hit it.

32:27.38
Bevo
Hang on, hang on.

32:28.54
gav
oh

32:29.32
Bevo
No, too late.

32:41.23
gav
That's me.

32:42.10
Bevo
Yeah, almost got my...

32:42.52
gav
In a school gymnasium, they whip and a naying and Cilentio's killing it, if you know what I'm saying.

32:42.91
Bevo
ah Hey, a rhyming, rhyming one.

32:48.90
Mad Dog
hey

32:49.29
braggchestercity
Hey.

32:50.07
Mad Dog
well done.

32:51.34
Bevo
Yeah.

32:51.41
Mad Dog
Well done.

32:52.15
braggchestercity
He's a poet.

32:52.17
gav
i think I called him Cilentio, but I don't give a fuck.

32:54.68
Mad Dog
Silencio.

32:54.80
gav
um

32:54.84
braggchestercity
I'll lock it.

32:55.29
gav
the The film clip is obviously being a viral dance song. The entire music video is them whipping and naying.

33:03.45
braggchestercity
surely the video has to come first. Like, it can't you can't have a viral dance in audio form only, right?

33:09.32
gav
And then go, we've got to make it Yeah.

33:09.45
Bevo
Yeah, and you can't have a viral, yeah. Yeah, that's...

33:12.10
gav
Well, it went big on Vine. So it was like, yeah, I guess it it it would have been in conjunction.

33:14.47
braggchestercity
Yeah, i guess. But it's like 15 seconds, isn't it?

33:16.26
Bevo
Paying influencers to do it.

33:17.23
gav
Seven.

33:17.62
braggchestercity
How much...

33:18.41
gav
Seven seconds.

33:19.10
braggchestercity
Seven seconds. How much Superman and Stanky Leg and Breaking Legs and can you get in seven seconds?

33:25.52
gav
Enough.

33:25.54
braggchestercity
Yeah.

33:26.41
gav
Enough.

33:26.44
Bevo
Yeah.

33:27.31
braggchestercity
I guess, yeah.

33:28.01
Mad Dog
I've been, I've been looking forward to sharing this um YouTube comment.

33:28.39
braggchestercity
They... um

33:32.58
Bevo
Yeah, I've been reading them a lot.

33:33.94
gav
Go on then.

33:33.98
Bevo
Yeah.

33:34.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:34.35
braggchestercity
Well, they they they filmed it at a high school gym and just invited dancers and children from social media to turn up.

33:40.91
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

33:41.33
Mad Dog
That's yeah.

33:41.46
braggchestercity
um The Mark Klasfeld that directed it, he also did um songs for, like he's done film clips for Wiz Khalifa.

33:53.49
braggchestercity
He did the Rockefeller Skank for Fatboy Slim video.

33:56.01
Bevo
ah yeah

33:56.92
gav
Nice.

33:56.96
braggchestercity
And he also did All the Small Things video for Blink-182.

34:00.06
gav
Oh, shit.

34:00.96
Mad Dog
Oh, famous.

34:02.69
gav
That's quite a good video.

34:02.89
Mad Dog
Famous.

34:04.29
braggchestercity
Which is a fucking crazy video.

34:04.48
Mad Dog
Yep.

34:05.65
braggchestercity
And it's like, you reckon he killed himself after he did this video?

34:09.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:09.80
gav
ah ah High school gym.

34:10.77
braggchestercity
Like, reckon he i was I was at fucking an airport with a jet and we had like people everywhere and was Blink-182 and it was just fucking, yeah, everything.

34:11.35
Bevo
He just gave up

34:12.91
Mad Dog
Needed a paycheck.

34:21.71
braggchestercity
And now this one, it's a fucking gym with this fuckwit that's coming up with dance moves.

34:24.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:28.42
gav
All right, I reserve the right to hit the first comment.

34:28.69
braggchestercity
All right, let's go. YouTube comments.

34:31.00
gav
All right, this one is from RivalSKG1.

34:31.17
braggchestercity
YouTube comments.

34:34.92
gav
um He has the right to remain Cilento.

34:39.36
braggchestercity
Great.

34:39.36
Mad Dog
Nice.

34:39.96
gav
has the right remain Cilento.

34:40.02
braggchestercity
Great. Yeah.

34:41.81
Bevo
Go mad dog.

34:43.69
Mad Dog
Okay.

34:46.55
Mad Dog
It's on the same vein as you shared before, but Bevo, but this is from a day ago from Vito Sentuolo. It appears Cilento became Presonto for 30 years and will be a and will be a convicted whole life.

35:01.00
Bevo
Frisanto.

35:07.63
Bevo
Felonto.

35:07.77
braggchestercity
Great.

35:09.51
Bevo
How's that?

35:09.73
braggchestercity
There's a bunch of good ones here that are like slayer-y. It's like, inmate's going to whip and nay-nay that ass. ah

35:17.72
gav
but

35:18.66
Bevo
How's the Joey Baseball, 7352?

35:18.94
Mad Dog
Uh,

35:19.39
gav
Oh

35:21.83
Bevo
At least he's not a one-hit wonder. He has two hits. This song and the hit he did it on his cousin.

35:26.33
gav
my god.

35:26.65
braggchestercity
Oh, good. Here we go. What is the scratch? Yeah. This guy definitely pulled the stanky leg on his cousin's dead body.

35:37.71
gav
oh my god

35:37.92
braggchestercity
That's good.

35:39.09
gav
of

35:39.45
braggchestercity
Oh, this is good. If this is real America, the Chinese will win.

35:44.41
gav
oh

35:44.79
braggchestercity
That's it. That's the comment.

35:45.69
gav
um I feel like if you search, um I've sorted them by most recent.

35:46.23
braggchestercity
Yeah.

35:50.39
gav
Because when you go just like by popular, you get all the ones that are actually good.

35:50.86
braggchestercity
Yeah.

35:53.62
gav
If you go by most recent, you just get some truly unhinged shit.

35:54.09
braggchestercity
Hmm.

35:56.98
gav
shit so

35:57.05
braggchestercity
Hmm.

35:57.15
Bevo
I love that, yeah.

35:57.89
braggchestercity
Hmm.

35:59.09
gav
So 12 hours ago, someone said this was funny, Mick. I don't know if this is him.

36:06.03
braggchestercity
Great. right

36:07.24
gav
ha ha ha

36:07.35
braggchestercity
Glad they got their comment in there.

36:08.60
gav
yeah ah

36:09.04
braggchestercity
I also just want to make a comment after watching the video. Is it just me, or is he a very flamboyant-looking man?

36:16.04
Bevo
Criminal.

36:17.59
braggchestercity
Like...

36:17.62
gav
He's a smooth criminal.

36:18.28
braggchestercity
ah Yeah, no, I actually wrote this, that it would be kind of embarrassing getting murdered by...

36:18.53
gav
Yeah.

36:23.61
gav
Yeah.

36:25.41
braggchestercity
but Like, you want to be murdered by, like, a real fucking gangster? Like... Cilento looks like such a fucking pussy. Yeah. It's embarrassing.

36:37.80
braggchestercity
Yeah. ah Is there a set list, Bevo?

36:40.81
Bevo
No, there's a bunch of set lists, but they're all they've all got this one song in them and nothing else.

36:41.51
braggchestercity
Does Cilento have a set list?

36:46.17
braggchestercity
ah

36:46.29
Bevo
so Sorry. Yeah.

36:47.90
braggchestercity
alright

36:47.90
gav
ISEE opens with it.

36:48.06
Bevo
Yeah,

36:48.42
braggchestercity
ah I thought this could have gone either way where it's like Cilento and it's like he's only done this once or whatever or it's like he played this place and he had 37 songs with four sets and you go fuck I didn't realise Cilento was yeah yeah alright

36:59.55
gav
the

37:01.66
Bevo
yeah. yeah It's all just different dances, he knows.

37:02.97
Mad Dog
you

37:08.59
braggchestercity
right well fuck there's none that then

37:14.21
braggchestercity
So it peaked at number three on the Billboard Hot 100. Number three on the Billboard Hot 100.

37:19.72
Bevo
Wow.

37:21.17
braggchestercity
It was on the ah the top 100 for 20 weeks. It went six times so platinum in the US.

37:27.06
gav
Jesus. It's hit.

37:28.64
braggchestercity
It has over 1.9 billion views on YouTube.

37:32.61
Mad Dog
Christ.

37:33.16
braggchestercity
It went to number six on the ARIA charts, 19 in the yeah UK charts, five in New Zealand. It's two times platinum in Australia. It went platinum in the UK. Um, he, he performed it at the BET awards at the British entertainment or whatever.

37:43.09
gav
it's a hit

37:48.82
braggchestercity
I don't know. And the Nickelodeon kids choice awards. Um, he won, um, some sort of award for fucking a YouTube and Vine award.

38:00.56
braggchestercity
There was a parody version of it, um, from a Christian group called watch me pray, pray.

38:07.39
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

38:07.63
gav
Oh, God.

38:08.32
Bevo
I've seen that.

38:09.88
braggchestercity
yeah yeah yeah um yeah and it has been widely used in schools uh as i don't think it will be anymore but schools as part of dancing lessons and whatnot um yeah yeah yeah uh all right well let's play the fucking game that everyone wants to know for this fucking murderer

38:19.67
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

38:24.40
Mad Dog
Yeah, I was having flashbacks to that.

38:45.47
braggchestercity
Okay, is net worth in 2025? What do reckon, Gav?

38:50.19
gav
Fucking, you've got to think he fronted hard for those illegal fees because it sounds like a slam dunk and they only got him on voluntary manslaughter.

38:55.41
braggchestercity
horse yeah, yeah, it's...

38:57.28
gav
So, I mean, truly a one-hit wonder as well, though.

38:58.04
braggchestercity
it's yeah

39:01.37
gav
I'm going i'm gonna go, fuck, I'm going to go low. I'm going 12 mil.

39:06.92
braggchestercity
Okay, all right, Bebe?

39:08.49
Bevo
I'm going half a mil, 500,000. Licking their

39:11.22
braggchestercity
Okay, Dog?

39:14.03
Mad Dog
Yeah, the lawyers would have fucking picked his bones clean. um

39:17.82
braggchestercity
Oh, my God, would this case and just been like, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yeah.

39:21.30
Bevo
lips.

39:21.78
Mad Dog
yeah

39:24.36
gav
ah

39:24.83
braggchestercity
ah

39:25.99
Mad Dog
A

39:30.46
Bevo
It's your cousin, Marvin Lawyer.

39:30.71
Mad Dog
mil.

39:33.04
Bevo
you know that new case you've been looking for?

39:35.79
gav
ah

39:36.54
Mad Dog
Listen to this. We cut a dog person.

39:39.57
gav
Oh, fuck.

39:41.08
Mad Dog
um Yeah, give me a mil.

39:45.40
braggchestercity
fellas, you were all so far off.

39:47.88
gav
Oh, shit.

39:49.44
braggchestercity
So far off.

39:51.19
Mad Dog
twenty

39:51.46
braggchestercity
fifty k

39:51.67
Mad Dog
20?

39:52.55
gav
Oh, no fucking way.

39:53.28
Bevo
I was close.

39:53.25
Mad Dog
fifty k Yeah.

39:54.44
Bevo
Closest.

39:55.59
gav
Okay, they cleared him right out. That's um that's heavy.

39:57.44
Bevo
50K. Yeah. It's not even a thousand bucks a week.

39:58.40
gav
That's heavy.

39:59.27
Mad Dog
The vultures set in. Yeah.

40:01.31
braggchestercity
I like that it's just like, fuck, they they've done so dirty, these fucking, these filth law workers.

40:04.98
gav
they they yeah

40:06.59
Bevo
murderer. Yeah.

40:10.12
braggchestercity
Bunch of bops.

40:10.24
Mad Dog
but

40:11.42
gav
ah

40:11.67
braggchestercity
Bunch of bops around taking his money.

40:14.20
gav
Oh, my God. so

40:15.39
Bevo
and

40:16.20
gav
I mean, if he puts that 50 grand in a high-interest savings account, by the time he gets out of jail, it's going worth a decent little ah decent little packet there.

40:16.48
braggchestercity
Law bops.

40:21.50
braggchestercity
ah turn turn term deposit he's gonna get that thing up to 62k by the time he's here bill

40:26.90
Bevo
That's pretty good. For nothing.

40:28.36
braggchestercity
ah it's pretty good it's just sitting there um you see it's one more hit that's it uh all right fucking hell let's write hey get tenor onto it uh let's write this shit

40:30.13
gav
And these chicks for free.

40:30.94
Bevo
Just needs another hit.

40:34.82
Mad Dog
Get this really popping. yeah

40:39.52
Bevo
Team up with Teta.

40:56.51
braggchestercity
okay what are we rated out of like broken yes yes well fuck me i mean you have to times it by three because it's like he's 30 he's got 30 years so 10 10 is um 10 is you were serving 30 10 you were serving 30 years for prison one you got off

40:58.59
gav
Oh, how many years jail you're going to serve?

41:12.01
gav
ten is ten is thirty years

41:18.24
Bevo
who Spend the night.

41:18.45
Mad Dog
yeah

41:20.03
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:21.02
Bevo
Lock up.

41:21.35
braggchestercity
You rolled doubles and got out of jail.

41:23.54
Bevo
ah

41:24.59
gav
but nothing

41:24.69
braggchestercity
um

41:24.78
Mad Dog
Rolled doubles.

41:25.08
Bevo
You're rich. You're rich so you don't have to do any of that shit.

41:26.17
braggchestercity
yeah

41:28.46
gav
You're not a regular person.

41:28.54
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah and yeah. You don't have to go to jail and you can't get AIDS. um what What do you give this out of 10, dog?

41:37.49
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck. It's a good question. Okay. um

41:42.71
braggchestercity
It's the one ask.

41:43.92
gav
I feel like Mad Dog was waiting to get everyone else's reaction and then was going to decide.

41:44.17
Mad Dog
yeah

41:44.68
braggchestercity
A lot.

41:47.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, oh I was.

41:48.04
gav
And he was he was surprised when you picked him first.

41:51.70
braggchestercity
He really was rattled, eh?

41:53.04
Mad Dog
umria um yeah i'm I'm never first.

41:53.26
gav
He was rattled.

41:53.42
braggchestercity
Like, really rattled him.

41:56.39
gav
I love that it could go either way for everyone though.

41:57.36
Mad Dog
of

41:58.39
gav
And he's the one that's first. I'm intrigued.

42:00.36
Mad Dog
Yes.

42:01.12
braggchestercity
Oh,

42:01.81
Mad Dog
ah guy

42:03.01
gav
Don't be a weak gutted dog.

42:03.28
Mad Dog
Okay.

42:04.06
gav
Yeah.

42:05.29
Mad Dog
I feel like everyone has one of these in their fucking magazine.

42:05.87
braggchestercity
shit.

42:12.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:14.27
braggchestercity
Hmm.

42:16.47
Mad Dog
Bevo's was crazy frog.

42:19.25
braggchestercity
Yeah, he loves it.

42:20.09
Mad Dog
Mine is whip.

42:20.19
braggchestercity
He fucking loves that.

42:20.26
Bevo
Here comes to the fall.

42:21.30
Mad Dog
Mine is whip. Nay, nay. give Give me a four.

42:23.53
braggchestercity
He loves it.

42:25.47
Bevo
Wow. Wow.

42:26.29
braggchestercity
Ring-a-ding-ding.

42:26.58
Bevo
Wow.

42:27.48
Mad Dog
Give me a four.

42:28.05
braggchestercity
Bam-bam.

42:28.75
Bevo
wow

42:29.12
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

42:30.29
braggchestercity
Yeah. Interesting. All right. Gav? Yeah.

42:35.40
gav
You know what it is, Mad Dog?

42:37.25
braggchestercity
He loves it.

42:37.58
gav
We're back in fucking sync, buddy. It was a four. It's a four.

42:40.55
braggchestercity
Oh, God.

42:40.67
Bevo
I can't help.

42:40.81
braggchestercity
Man.

42:40.87
Mad Dog
Oh, really?

42:42.30
gav
yeah So for me, I feel like any song with the sole purpose of making people do a silly dance is okay in my book. I'm thinking Cha Cha Slide. I'm thinking the chicken dance.

42:53.27
gav
This is 2015's answer. And i've I just i can't help but laugh when I watch that film clip. It's fucking silly. It's a good song, man. it's I mean, it's not a good song, obviously. The song sucks. But it's...

43:04.89
gav
it It has a lot of redeeming value in that.

43:08.04
Mad Dog
This song sucks.

43:09.60
gav
I mean, as far as I know that Bevo is going to look at this from the angle of it being well like a songwriting perspective, I reckon.

43:10.29
braggchestercity
Yeah.

43:15.66
gav
And he's go like, this is a real fucking piece of shit. And he's going to swing for the fences with it. And he's going to hate me and mad dog.

43:20.39
Bevo
yeah No, I won't begrudge you, but is it my turn?

43:25.33
braggchestercity
Yeah, go, Bevo.

43:25.62
gav
Yeah, let's, let's see.

43:26.72
Mad Dog
I can't wait.

43:26.77
gav
Let's see.

43:27.24
braggchestercity
but

43:28.83
Bevo
I listened to this and I was like, fuck, this has been going on for a long time and it was only two and a half minutes in.

43:34.66
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah. a real It's a real time suck, eh?

43:37.73
Bevo
Slow.

43:38.70
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:38.80
Bevo
And um it makes me regret every 10 I've ever given because it's not enough for this song. I'm going 11 tonight.

43:47.56
Mad Dog
Oh, wow.

43:48.06
braggchestercity
That's great.

43:49.05
gav
Is

43:49.52
Bevo
It's what a piece of shit. What a piece of shit. What a what ah but a shit stain on the music, the canon of music.

43:55.19
braggchestercity
Yeah, I was...

43:55.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:55.79
braggchestercity
ah Yeah. the dirty A dirty shit, a dirty...

43:59.21
gav
it wrapped?

43:59.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:59.81
gav
Is Spotify

44:00.04
Mad Dog
Bring back the crazy frog.

44:01.77
braggchestercity
It's a real dirty shit crime, this one.

44:03.19
gav
wrapped?

44:03.82
Bevo
Yeah.

44:04.47
Mad Dog
dish

44:04.77
braggchestercity
yeah um Yeah, I was torn because this... I think it actually is on one of my Spotify playlists. like

44:12.51
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

44:13.10
gav
is it wrapped is it your spotify

44:13.54
braggchestercity
ah But I vaguely remember it being... Nah, it's not rap, but remember like the kids probably being into it when it came out or something and it being a thing. But... When I had to listen to it for this, i was, I, I could not get, couldn't get past the, yeah, it was a fucking task.

44:29.75
Bevo
It was a hassle. It was a task.

44:33.33
braggchestercity
I put it off a lot.

44:34.37
Bevo
Yeah.

44:34.65
braggchestercity
And when it's got to the, Ooh, watch me, watch me. Ooh. I'm Oh fuck. No. Okay. That's it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. it's a 10.

44:42.39
Bevo
Yeah.

44:43.57
braggchestercity
It's not a 10. Cause, I'd,

44:46.30
Bevo
yeah

44:46.57
braggchestercity
because some

44:47.63
Bevo
Look, even for the episode, my only joke I had was, it's like a kid in the swimming pool.

44:48.35
braggchestercity
ah

44:51.97
Bevo
That's all I had to talk about. Yeah.

44:55.16
braggchestercity
and enough There's no substance to it.

44:56.64
Bevo
Yeah.

44:57.80
braggchestercity
He's an innovator when it comes to dance moves, though.

44:59.95
gav
he is He invented that shit.

45:00.11
braggchestercity
So I'm going to give him something.

45:00.96
Bevo
and we're still whipping and nae-naeing to this day.

45:02.76
braggchestercity
So that's right.

45:04.12
gav
I'm going to do the Duff all evening.

45:04.66
braggchestercity
Yeah. of Well, Bevo's with the Superman, so we'll see. I'm going to give it a nine.

45:11.14
gav
ah All between you and Bevo, that's the good old-fashioned combo.

45:13.80
Bevo
right.

45:14.08
Mad Dog
Oh,

45:16.70
gav
It's a rare one.

45:16.98
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah.

45:17.39
gav
It's rare combo.

45:17.61
Mad Dog
fuck it.

45:18.80
Bevo
Yeah.

45:20.72
gav
yeah yeah yeah

45:23.46
Bevo
You should have it add an airplane sound to that stinger just for that once one bit.

45:23.54
braggchestercity
All right. How good's that? Yeah.

45:27.99
gav
oh

45:28.42
Bevo
Yeah.

45:29.28
braggchestercity
um All right. ah

45:30.57
Mad Dog
fuck

45:30.97
braggchestercity
You know, we've fucking done it now. He's in prison.

45:33.43
Bevo
Yeah.

45:33.61
braggchestercity
We're all safe. ah

45:35.66
gav
For now.

45:36.48
Bevo
weren' we Weren't we supposed to do this whole month of um shut up songs?

45:37.19
braggchestercity
For now.

45:39.75
braggchestercity
It was shut up month.

45:40.55
Bevo
Yeah.

45:41.05
braggchestercity
Wait, what month?

45:41.11
Bevo
Well, Cilento kind of counts.

45:41.93
braggchestercity
No, but I think i think we're but where where um where like

45:43.24
gav
Cilento fits the bill.

45:45.66
Mad Dog
July has to be shut up month.

45:47.18
braggchestercity
we're we're well in advance. So I think it's like, it might be like shut up August.

45:49.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:50.42
Bevo
Shut up, August. Yeah, okay.

45:52.34
braggchestercity
Yeah, shut up, August.

45:53.10
Bevo
Well, yeah, Cilento counts.

45:53.12
Mad Dog
No.

45:53.42
braggchestercity
Yeah.

45:54.88
Bevo
Yeah, that'll do.

45:56.15
braggchestercity
Yeah, okay.

45:56.74
Mad Dog
No.

45:56.99
braggchestercity
um

45:57.82
Mad Dog
Silento.

45:58.00
braggchestercity
Thanks, fellas. Everybody else, um don't get murdered don't get murdered by your cousin and go fuck yourself.

46:00.98
Bevo
Shut up.

46:02.02
gav
Cilento.

46:03.22
Mad Dog
Silento.

46:06.74
Mad Dog
Shut the fuck up.

46:08.95
braggchestercity
That cost 50 bucks.

46:14.63
Bevo
There's a Game Boy in the back.

46:18.62
braggchestercity
ah cost fifty but

46:21.33
Bevo
Mario.

46:22.93
gav
You're exactly right, though. That is return on investment. Jesus Christ. I mean, even 50 grand as his net worth, that's a thousandfold ah increase on his investment there.

46:34.14
gav
um it investment there

46:35.60
Bevo
Good.

46:36.47
Mad Dog
Smile.