Shut Up and Drive - Rihanna

🎙️ Welcome to “Shut Up Month” on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die 🎙️
This July, we’re diving headfirst into songs that told the world to pipe down — whether they meant it romantically, rebelliously, or just didn’t feel like having a conversation. Each episode, we dissect a song with “Shut Up” in the title, peeling back the layers of pop posturing, lyrical chaos, and accidental comedy.

Today’s feature: Rihanna’s Shut Up and Drive, a song that boldly asks, “What if innuendo got its license at 16 and never looked back?”

Rihanna – “Shut Up and Drive”
Def Jam / 2007
★☆☆☆☆ (1.4)

By Jasper T. Clutch

If Prince had ever walked into a Pep Boys and left with a migraine, the result might’ve sounded something like “Shut Up and Drive.” Released in the fluorescent haze of 2007, a year when pop music was desperately revving its engines to keep up with itself, this is Rihanna’s most aggressive attempt to flirt through the lens of a Top Gear episode.

“Shut Up and Drive” tries to be sexy. Instead, it sounds like a drunk Ford Focus trying to explain foreplay to a confused Nissan Leaf. Built on a recycled New Order guitar riff and a concept that should have been written in dry-erase marker on the back of a learner’s permit, it’s a track that takes double entendre and crashes it into a wall at 140 km/h.

Rihanna’s performance here is uncomfortably enthusiastic, like she’s cosplaying as a car commercial while the director yells “MORE SMIRK!” from the passenger seat. “I’ve been lookin’ for a driver who is qualified,” she purrs, presumably while failing to check her blind spot for lyrical coherence.

Let’s talk about that chorus. “So if you feel it, let me know, know, know // Come on now, what you waiting for, for, for?” It’s not clear whether she wants you to floor it or get out and push. The song begs to be used in the background of a Fast & Furious deleted scene where Vin Diesel has a romantic misunderstanding with a traffic cone.

By the bridge, the metaphors collapse entirely. She’s not just a car anymore — she might be the whole M4 motorway. There’s oil. There’s horsepower. There might be a tailpipe reference that was legally censored in three provinces. And yet, despite this vehicular smut, the song still feels like it’s stuck in neutral.

To be fair, “Shut Up and Drive” has its place: namely, in the middle of a karaoke night when the tequila has dulled your sense of shame and heightened your love of 2000s synth-pop. But as a piece of pop art, it lands somewhere between a Transformer’s funeral and a Goodyear tire ad written by ChatGPT.

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Transcript

00:59.35
Chibbs
It's shut up month!

01:00.16
gav
oh my god

01:02.02
Chibbs
It's finally here.

01:02.10
Bevo
All right, slow fade.

01:02.74
Chibbs
e Everyone's been asking about it.

01:04.14
Bevo
Shut up, TobaFest.

01:05.66
Chibbs
yeah Everyone wants to know when.

01:08.25
gav
I was not expecting polka for the fucking theme.

01:09.33
Chibbs
Why are you doing shut up month?

01:11.45
gav
That is so dope. Oh my God.

01:12.87
Chibbs
Shut up month is here. yeah. Bevra's here. Trusty beverage.

01:23.29
Chibbs
Oh, my God.

01:29.49
Bevo
Could not have timed that better.

01:31.12
gav
oh my god

01:32.37
Bevo
man.

01:32.57
gav
that was exceptional

01:33.10
Bevo
That was me shutting up and then the dog yes, he is.

01:35.29
gav
And then Doggy took over from the from the abyss.

01:39.00
Chibbs
shut up gavin's yeah doggy's not here he's um yeah he shut up shut up but ah he shut up

01:40.31
gav
Oh my God. Shut up. Shut up.

01:47.46
Bevo
Didn't you hear

01:51.09
gav
He is here. He's just taken a vow of silence for the whole episode. He's decided to shut up.

01:56.32
Chibbs
this is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die the podcast we talk about songs so bad that make you want to forget how music works

02:03.54
Bevo
but Yep.

02:04.43
Chibbs
That's how they want to do it.

02:05.11
gav
yeah

02:05.54
Chibbs
Shut up, shut up, shut up month. Shut up. It's exciting. This is our first themed month we've ever done.

02:10.57
gav
Month, yeah.

02:11.32
Bevo
Yeah.

02:11.76
gav
I feel like we're first of many.

02:11.78
Bevo
Do you know, I was thinking about putting in the group chat what we should do for Halloween and then I realized it's four months so away.

02:17.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:17.50
gav
Oh, fuck.

02:18.11
Chibbs
so It's all right. probably good time. That's how long it takes to get something, get something up here.

02:20.64
Bevo
Yeah.

02:20.67
gav
It does take us, yeah.

02:22.10
Bevo
Yeah. It's Ghostbusters by the way.

02:25.36
Chibbs
Oh,

02:25.97
Bevo
Yeah.

02:27.42
gav
Oh, four.

02:27.54
Bevo
Yeah.

02:28.10
gav
Yeah, okay, yeah.

02:28.80
Chibbs
good. Um,

02:29.93
Bevo
Only for the line, busting makes me feel good.

02:33.09
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

02:34.02
gav
ah ah That's good.

02:35.45
Chibbs
yeah It's not a lie.

02:36.94
Bevo
yeah

02:37.06
Chibbs
um ah So the idea of Shut Up Month is that we are going to – I haven't actually figured this out. There's so many songs called Shut Up that I figure if we um we record like two episodes each week, we could probably drop like two episodes a week.

02:52.06
Bevo
Yeah. Oh, yeah, like we used to. Like we used to do.

02:54.84
Chibbs
Yeah, throughout Shut Up Month, give people double the episodes, and and it gives us more Shut Up because there's so many Shut Up songs.

02:55.18
gav
Oh.

02:57.98
gav
Double up.

02:58.32
Bevo
Yeah. It's

02:59.16
gav
Electro.

03:01.64
gav
There's a lot.

03:01.75
Bevo
ironic.

03:02.16
gav
There's a lot. I like that for shut up month, we talk more. That's fun.

03:05.85
Bevo
Yeah.

03:06.14
Chibbs
It is fun. We can also re-release some of the ones we've already done about shutting up.

03:10.66
gav
Yeah, there's definitely been a few.

03:12.00
Chibbs
Shut up and dance. Shut up and... Was was there a Ting Ting's one? Shut up and let me go?

03:18.34
Bevo
That's the Fritzl one.

03:20.62
Chibbs
that the Ting Ting's?

03:21.50
Bevo
I can't remember.

03:22.53
Chibbs
Yeah, something like that.

03:22.65
gav
Oh my God.

03:23.80
Chibbs
Yeah, there's a bunch of shut up ones we've already done.

03:25.22
Bevo
Yeah.

03:25.52
Chibbs
Anyway.

03:25.58
gav
I'm sure a lot of these are going to fall into the Fritzl funnel.

03:27.94
Bevo
Yeah.

03:28.41
Chibbs
I'm sure. Anyway, we've got...

03:29.27
gav
Shut up and stay in the basement.

03:31.95
Chibbs
We are doing Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna.

03:35.97
gav
Woo!

04:10.38
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shout out.

04:11.39
Bevo
Shut up.

04:12.61
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Um,

04:15.32
Chibbs
More driving.

04:15.40
Bevo
We've got to note that there's a car crash sound in this. ah

04:18.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:19.75
gav
yeah yeah

04:20.24
Chibbs
yeah

04:21.83
Bevo
there's There's definitely some bad driving going on here.

04:24.34
Chibbs
Bad driving. We'll get there. Please tell me someone has genius. Does someone have genius up?

04:28.83
Bevo
Yeah.

04:29.55
Chibbs
Okay.

04:29.62
Bevo
Yeah.

04:29.83
Chibbs
So someone's got me for the annotations.

04:32.14
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:32.83
Chibbs
Okay, because I don't have ah don't have it up, but I've copied and pasted into my research here and I know when there we are, but I did glance at some and every single one of them is so fucking funny that I need someone to read the annotation for each time there is one, okay?

04:33.37
Bevo
Can we...

04:38.26
Bevo
ah Yeah, I gotcha.

04:45.82
gav
ah

04:47.66
Bevo
Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah, cool. ill I'll step in.

04:50.00
Chibbs
Great, okay.

04:50.20
Bevo
um

04:50.36
Chibbs
Yeah,

04:51.77
Bevo
I'd like to pretend that there's absolutely no metaphor for her body in this song. It's all just literal.

04:57.96
gav
Ha ha ha!

04:59.58
Chibbs
yeah it's just after a driver.

05:01.78
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

05:02.84
Chibbs
Okay, lyrics, verse one.

05:03.38
Bevo
Yeah.

05:04.40
Chibbs
I've been looking for a driver who is qualified. So if you think that you're the one, step into my ride. I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine with a sunroof top and a gangster lean.

05:19.32
Bevo
all right, let me read the annotations quickly before we carry on.

05:21.03
Chibbs
Please. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:22.62
Bevo
I've been looking for a driver who's qualified. Essentially, every line in this song is an innuendo suggesting Rihanna is looking for a guy to have sex with. This line is no exception.

05:31.03
Chibbs
Yeah, great. Okay.

05:31.96
Bevo
ah Second annotation is for I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine. The annotation is Cho.

05:38.78
gav
And it has negative 22 thumbs.

05:39.78
Bevo
Negative 22 thumbs down.

05:40.22
Chibbs
negative 20 yeah hey hey i did it

05:40.86
Bevo
Yeah. ah ah There's a comment on that one. This line could be an ode to the 1994 Oasis song, Supersonic, but I doubt it is probably probably also an innuendo slash euphemism for sex and how Rihanna is speedy at sex.

05:51.37
gav
ah

05:59.18
Chibbs
far six

06:00.29
Bevo
And then for the sunroof top and gangster lean, the gangster lean is a move where you have your left hand on the steering wheel and lean to the right. Doesn't work in Australia. It generally signifies confidence and lack of concern about your own driving skills.

06:15.04
Bevo
Within the context of the song, Rihanna is saying that sleeping with you will be well within her comfort zone.

06:20.56
gav
Oh, God.

06:23.07
Chibbs
like I don't like being uncomfortable. Luckily that fucking you is well within my comfort zone.

06:28.08
gav
ah ah Imagine being told that on a first date.

06:32.00
Chibbs
that Yeah. Yeah.

06:32.83
gav
Sleeping with you will be well within my comfort zone.

06:32.89
Bevo
but also doing the lean. You're

06:34.51
Chibbs
Just good news.

06:36.91
gav
Ha ha ha ha

06:38.84
Bevo
just on top doing the lean as well. like what are you doing?

06:41.49
gav
hu Just doing the gangster lean.

06:42.99
Bevo
Gangster lean.

06:44.18
Chibbs
Gangsta lean to the left.

06:47.07
Bevo
Whoa, you're falling.

06:47.37
gav
ah

06:50.06
gav
Oh, fuck.

06:50.35
Chibbs
Yeah, okay, so, yeah, yeah it it is funny to think that she is just looking for someone, like a qualified driver, but but she wants it she wants it to be like one of those cars that they drive on the salt flats that breaks the sound barrier.

06:57.02
gav
A qualified driver.

06:58.37
Bevo
Yeah.

06:58.39
gav
So she's...

07:06.02
Chibbs
Like, it's not it's not like this isn't roadworthy.

07:06.04
gav
ah ah

07:09.40
Chibbs
It's like, I need a driver who can do this.

07:09.46
Bevo
What was that movie? World's fastest Indian or something?

07:10.86
gav
Rat race.

07:12.28
Chibbs
Yeah, was fastest Indian.

07:13.02
gav
Oh, was thinking rat race where they fucking get in that, they they break the land speed record across the fucking desert.

07:13.86
Bevo
Yeah.

07:13.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:20.61
Chibbs
No,

07:21.60
gav
oh No. Yeah. don't know. Is she, is she saying that when, when, when it says a driver who is qualified, are we thinking that that's just anyone with a license or did we think she's after someone whose actual profession is a driver?

07:33.94
Chibbs
I think just, I think above, reckon above provisional.

07:34.06
Bevo
No, I'm going to go with just quality.

07:35.99
gav
Just.

07:37.85
Bevo
Class Medium rigid.

07:38.01
gav
Okay. Okay.

07:39.45
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:40.01
Bevo
Yeah.

07:40.27
gav
They're on their green base.

07:41.24
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:41.26
Bevo
made made a rigid

07:43.42
gav
me

07:44.11
Chibbs
yeah yeah I can drive a six tonner.

07:50.57
Chibbs
Forklift.

07:50.78
gav
oh I'm going for my B double ticket next year.

07:52.81
Bevo
yeah

07:54.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:54.17
gav
Just going to get my hours up.

07:56.03
Chibbs
Yeah. I'll tell you what, when I do, this chick is well within her comfort zone of dirt.

08:01.11
gav
ah

08:03.74
Chibbs
she told me She's obviously going to be very comfortable having sex with me.

08:07.04
gav
Maybe the comfort zone is the like, you know how the truckers have that little bed in the back of the, like in the cab that they can sleep?

08:11.34
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

08:11.50
Chibbs
That's the comfort zone.

08:12.07
Bevo
The coffin.

08:12.92
gav
Yeah.

08:13.35
Bevo
Yeah.

08:13.66
gav
That's the trucker calls that his comfort zone.

08:16.41
Bevo
Yeah.

08:16.92
Chibbs
that's That's rock bottom.

08:22.75
Chibbs
That's rock bottom. Yeah, yeah.

08:23.56
gav
fuck.

08:24.72
Chibbs
this is They should open i should open rehab rehab clinics next to truck stops.

08:24.98
gav
I can't think of a better place to shoot up.

08:29.08
Chibbs
So if you've been fucked in the back of a truck cab, you can just roll into the clinic and go, I've hit rock bottom.

08:31.80
gav
fuck.

08:36.07
Chibbs
I've hit it.

08:36.12
gav
ah

08:37.50
Chibbs
Save me.

08:38.86
gav
Oh, fuck.

08:38.85
Chibbs
um Okay. Pre-chorus. So if you feel me, let me know, know, Come on now what you're waiting for, for, for?

08:50.51
Chibbs
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode. So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go.

08:58.97
gav
ah

08:59.77
Bevo
Yeah, i wouldn't that.

09:01.51
gav
All right.

09:02.20
Bevo
Yeah.

09:03.16
gav
not No, stick with it, Beva.

09:03.34
Chibbs
ah

09:04.64
gav
You can do it.

09:05.57
Chibbs
Annotations?

09:06.73
Bevo
No, was going to say, like, if someone told me my engine's ready to explode, so start me up, I'd be like, I might just not, and I'll call a mechanic.

09:10.03
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like... Yeah.

09:13.80
gav
Oh, shit. Dope.

09:14.82
Chibbs
Just like my engine light's been on for a month. Great.

09:18.33
gav
ah ah

09:21.37
Bevo
I was telling this story to someone today that when I was younger, me and some mates went to a Motley Crue concert and i I was asked to drive and um it was my mate's Ford Laser, 1994 Ford Laser.

09:21.50
gav
oh shit

09:34.13
Chibbs
great

09:34.27
gav
dope

09:34.36
Bevo
And we're going up a hill and um something started making a funny noise. And I was like, what's that noise? And the guy whose car it was he goes, yeah I don't know. And he just turned the music and the car broke down.

09:45.78
Bevo
And yeah, someone had to pick us up and take us, but yeah, it was.

09:47.14
gav
Did you make it to the concert?

09:52.70
Bevo
It's just funny to turn the music up instead of...

09:54.08
Chibbs
Turn the music up.

09:54.19
gav
Turn the stereo up.

09:55.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:55.71
Bevo
Anyway, okay.

09:55.73
gav
ah

09:56.37
Bevo
So, annotations here. My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode. She is so ready to have sex that she's overheating. She is ready. She is ready to have an orgasm.

10:07.30
gav
Oh my God.

10:10.54
Chibbs
suspect annotations and i love that it's just like not this has not been authenticated like this is just like she is ready to orgasm

10:12.35
gav
Jesus Christ.

10:13.60
Bevo
And then there's like there's there's a comment on that.

10:18.08
gav
Just someone...

10:19.30
Bevo
My engine is referring to her vagina ready to explode, explode, explode is referring to her being ready to have an orgasm.

10:27.25
gav
Fucking Jesus Christ.

10:28.11
Chibbs
right oh yeah

10:29.24
gav
Why are they piling on to say the exact same thing?

10:32.01
Bevo
It's funny. Okay. And then, so start me up and watch me go, go, go, go Once they start having sex, she wants to take control. She wants her driver to watch her go. She wants him to watch her take control of him and be the dominant person in this intercourse.

10:47.01
gav
Oh my God, this is so bad.

10:47.50
Chibbs
The horniest person in the world has just gone to the top of this thing and just gone, I've got ideas about this line and this one.

10:53.14
gav
Oh, fuck.

10:55.92
Chibbs
I've got an idea about this one as well.

10:56.65
gav
Oh my God.

10:57.72
Bevo
Wait till they find out what this really means.

10:57.85
Chibbs
Not this one. I don't know about this one, but this one. It's definitely a better orgasm. um but Yeah, the car's fucked, basically.

11:08.47
Bevo
1993.

11:08.53
Chibbs
just It's what's that?

11:08.59
Bevo
Oh,

11:08.93
gav
I'll tell you what I think. i think the car's parked in the basement of the World Trade Center in 1993.

11:15.00
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

11:15.60
Bevo
okay.

11:15.80
Chibbs
Well, yeah, that was ready to go, wasn't it?

11:16.90
Bevo
ninety ninety three r okay

11:18.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:18.91
gav
yep

11:18.99
Chibbs
Hey, how about the pickup out the front of the Oklahoma City? What was the building there?

11:25.65
gav
ah um oh not the hospital the um yeah fuck knows

11:25.65
Chibbs
That one.

11:29.29
Chibbs
No, no. It was like some sort of government building.

11:34.96
Bevo
Let me just circle back here.

11:36.82
Chibbs
Either way, it blew up.

11:36.88
Bevo
ah So if you feel me, let me know, know, know. You got some kind of numbing cream on

11:42.91
gav
ah ah Yeah, is she saying that she you you shouldn't be able to feel her? And if you do, that's a problem.

11:48.62
Bevo
and so

11:49.47
gav
Like, reach reach out if you happen to feel me.

11:49.79
Bevo
It's another way of saying, it's another way of saying, is it in yet?

11:54.60
Chibbs
Yeah, it is as well. And also just a lot of pressure with like, what are you waiting for? You're like, oh, I mean, fuck.

11:58.76
Bevo
Yeah. It's already in.

12:03.40
gav
ah

12:03.62
Chibbs
ah I

12:04.34
gav
What, you can't feel me? ah

12:09.56
Chibbs
This is so embarrassing. I don't know what to tell her.

12:11.13
gav
Oh, my God. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

12:16.25
Chibbs
I'm going to just try and read my flaccid dick back and forth until until she explodes.

12:20.02
gav
ah

12:23.62
gav
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

12:29.33
Bevo
I have literally no car metaphors to go.

12:32.77
gav
ah

12:36.17
gav
oh my god

12:37.02
Chibbs
Does she want me to fix a car?

12:37.26
Bevo
I just, ah um I'm out I'm out of wiper fluid.

12:37.40
gav
um

12:40.56
Chibbs
No.

12:42.77
gav
but

12:43.92
Chibbs
yeah

12:44.01
gav
um Years and years ago, I read um Marilyn Manson's autobiography. He was talking about his first sexual experience and he basically came before he managed to get his dick out of his pants.

12:54.70
Bevo
I'm driving car.

12:55.24
gav
And then had to like...

12:56.03
Chibbs
And that's how you become Marilyn

12:56.74
Bevo
I'm

12:59.65
gav
And then he kind of just had to like make an excuse about why they shouldn't bang. And I feel like that's... Maybe that's what's happening here. She's like, hurry up. What are you doing? And he's like... oh oh

13:08.39
Bevo
driving a car.

13:10.63
Chibbs
was all that talk about going supersonic.

13:13.70
gav
ah

13:16.71
Chibbs
The chorus. Okay, the chorus goes, get you where you want to go if you know what I mean. Got a ride that's...

13:24.74
Bevo
Hang on. She means intercourse.

13:28.06
gav
That's the annotation.

13:28.64
Chibbs
That is the annotator.

13:28.70
Bevo
This is a quick one.

13:29.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:30.11
Bevo
So I'll just, I'll jut in.

13:30.75
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine. This

13:35.32
Bevo
The ride is the experience of having sex with her.

13:39.95
Chibbs
has got to be the same person that's gone through the song and done this.

13:42.13
Bevo
Yeah.

13:42.28
Chibbs
say Can you handle the curves?

13:45.55
Bevo
Literally.

13:45.57
Chibbs
Can you...

13:45.95
Bevo
She means the contours of a car. In reality, she is referring to the curves of her body.

13:51.10
Chibbs
Can you run all the lights? Yeah.

13:53.14
Bevo
This lyric is referring to him being so fast he can run the lights without any accidents or being pulled over. He's so fast as the cops could catch up. That's how fast he is going to thrust into...

14:06.04
gav
What the fuck? Who the fuck is? Who the fuck is? This guy's just fucking wanking furiously as he's annotating this, eh?

14:16.04
Chibbs
here

14:18.06
gav
That's how fast he's gonna thrust.

14:19.72
Chibbs
Reading lyrics. He's read. He's read the words. Can you handle the curves?

14:25.17
gav
ah

14:26.53
Chibbs
Can you run all the lights? He's like, he's going to fuck her so fucking hard.

14:32.66
Chibbs
He's going to be thrusted so fucking hard.

14:32.95
Bevo
wrote

14:34.42
Chibbs
and

14:35.51
gav
Oh, fuck.

14:36.89
Bevo
it.

14:42.75
Chibbs
This person needs to be arrested. They need to find the IP address of whoever did these annotations.

14:47.46
gav
ah

14:48.65
Chibbs
I can arrest them.

14:49.66
gav
They'll never catch me.

14:50.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:50.59
Bevo
he she wrote it

14:52.59
Chibbs
If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night.

14:57.09
Bevo
Oddly, there's no annotation for that one.

14:58.65
Chibbs
Yeah, and they've gone like, stay away from that.

15:01.10
Bevo
Baby boy.

15:02.02
Chibbs
ah ah Baby. Because I'm 0 60 3.5.

15:08.72
Bevo
She needs no foreplay. She'll be ready to go in seconds.

15:13.86
Chibbs
That stinks of the guy. Just like, nah, nah, nah, she doesn't, nah, she didn't need any.

15:17.67
Bevo
He's

15:19.75
Chibbs
She just was...

15:20.26
gav
she Yeah, she she was ready to go, man.

15:21.30
Bevo
He's come back to elaborate, actually. When somebody is referring to how long a car will take to get to a specific speed, someone would say 0, 60, and 3.5, meaning it would take 3.5 seconds to get to 60 miles per hour. In this song, she's stating that she does not need any foreplay. She is ready to go. It will take 3.5 seconds for her to be fully ready and fully into the sex.

15:41.08
Chibbs
Alright.

15:42.07
gav
The sex with capital letters. is

15:44.33
Chibbs
ah My car went from zero to 50 in about one second until the cops got involved.

15:48.60
gav
And the cops got involved! ah

15:51.96
Chibbs
Tell you what, got to 50 real quick.

15:52.15
gav
Yeah, sometimes rockets crash.

15:54.34
Bevo
Yeah.

15:57.81
Chibbs
That's a fucking shirt.

15:59.23
gav
Oh my god. ah

16:02.64
Chibbs
Sometimes rockets go, they were so cut that they couldn't pin me on anything.

16:03.93
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

16:05.61
gav
They were pissed off.

16:06.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:08.21
Bevo
Yes.

16:09.66
Chibbs
Um, bait.

16:11.04
Bevo
Sometimes pigs fly, as you should have said.

16:12.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:13.46
gav
oh

16:14.08
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

16:15.43
gav
There he goes.

16:15.48
Chibbs
I

16:16.43
gav
Bevo hates the cops.

16:20.14
Chibbs
think it's more than, Bevo was getting nervous because you were fucking running your mouth about cops as they were walking up to the car.

16:25.79
Bevo
Yeah, you were, yeah.

16:27.17
Chibbs
You're like, ah fucking, fucking cop.

16:27.38
gav
Yeah, it's because I...

16:28.88
Chibbs
I fucking hate cops.

16:31.04
gav
but I mean, yeah, I do.

16:33.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Who doesn't? yeah

16:35.78
gav
I'm only allowed to say that.

16:37.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:37.14
gav
Bevo was like, shut the fuck up, Gavin.

16:38.53
Bevo
Yeah, don't say to that face.

16:38.78
gav
I was like, nah, I might not.

16:39.77
Bevo
but

16:42.83
gav
I might say it again just slightly louder.

16:43.76
Chibbs
I've had 100 beers. Yeah,

16:46.21
Bevo
That's when the cops like, sir, get out of the Tesla and you can't find the fucking handle.

16:46.76
gav
approximately

16:46.79
Chibbs
ah

16:49.39
Chibbs
yeah you just, I don't know how.

16:51.16
Bevo
Yeah.

16:53.92
gav
yeah

16:54.69
Chibbs
Hello, computer.

16:55.17
gav
Guns drawn. I'm like, I'm trying.

16:56.37
Chibbs
The hate-seeking

16:57.01
gav
Fuck.

16:58.55
Bevo
Turn off the heat seating.

17:01.00
Chibbs
missiles.

17:02.57
gav
Turn off the heat seating.

17:05.45
Bevo
you know, seat heating.

17:09.03
Chibbs
the hateseeing missiles

17:10.23
gav
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

17:12.14
Bevo
yeah, yeah.

17:13.87
gav
but Oh, shit. Okay.

17:18.27
Bevo
ah

17:18.52
Chibbs
All right.

17:18.64
gav
This next line has my favorite annotation in the whole song.

17:19.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. Okay.

17:20.53
Bevo
ah yeah yeah yeah

17:20.94
Chibbs
All right. So it says, because I'm zero to 60 3.5, baby, you got the keys.

17:27.52
Bevo
The key is the subject's penis.

17:33.23
gav
this is So fucking deranged, man.

17:37.45
Chibbs
Now shut up and drive. Drive, drive, drive. Shut up and drive. Drive, drive, drive. Is that what you...

17:44.77
gav
Oh.

17:45.58
Chibbs
Is that... Is that what you say Like, it's like if someone's like driving it's like, drive, drive, drive, drive drive drive ja ja du

17:53.27
gav
yeah

17:54.93
Chibbs
oh i guy

17:55.53
Bevo
it's It's funny too, like, i know it's it's all sex and it's like, shut up and fuck me. But like, when I think about shut up and drive, I think about like, we're just about to go into like a 10 hour drive down the coast.

18:05.56
Chibbs
but

18:08.33
gav
um

18:08.52
Bevo
And you you don't say a fucking word.

18:12.94
Bevo
She's sitting in the passenger seat, like also not talking. Yeah.

18:17.42
gav
ah

18:18.56
Chibbs
Are you ready for 10 hours of uncomfortable silence?

18:21.89
gav
yeah

18:24.09
Chibbs
I'm road-dogging this trip. Yeah.

18:28.41
gav
um If we're going no metaphors on this one, get you where you want to go if you know what I mean. It's like, I think i know what you mean. I'm getting from point A to point B.

18:36.94
Chibbs
Sure. Like, let's walk watermobiles.

18:37.57
Bevo
Yeah.

18:38.29
gav
Ride that's smoother than a limousine. That's good.

18:40.75
Bevo
I don't know if limousines are particularly smoother than any other car.

18:40.92
gav
um

18:44.88
Chibbs
Um...

18:44.93
Bevo
It's long.

18:45.10
gav
oh

18:46.90
Chibbs
I think they, yeah, I'd say suspension on a limousine would be pretty soft.

18:52.18
gav
pretty pretty soft Pretty soft suspension. Okay, well either way, this car is softer.

18:54.60
Chibbs
but that's just ah

18:56.69
gav
It's got better suspension than limousine.

18:58.01
Bevo
Hmm.

18:58.64
Chibbs
I don't know if that's what you want for speed.

18:58.87
gav
Can you handle the curves? Yeah, I mean...

19:01.74
Chibbs
Like, you don't want super soft suspension for speed, do you?

19:05.46
gav
Maybe you want a balance of speed and comfort, though. I feel like if you're going if you're going all speed and no comfort, then you're going to probably have a bad time.

19:08.49
Chibbs
Okay, right.

19:13.05
gav
And if you're going all comfort and no speed, then you're fucking going anywhere. You're just sitting on a couch.

19:17.30
Chibbs
Right. Yeah. Yeah. yeah

19:18.91
Bevo
You're on the couch, yeah.

19:19.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:20.35
Bevo
um <unk> Can you handle the curves? Well, no, not if you're in a limousine. It's quite long.

19:25.27
Chibbs
ha Fine.

19:25.75
gav
That's going to be difficult.

19:26.73
Chibbs
Yeah. e Everyone's seen the wedding singer.

19:26.92
gav
It's going to be difficult.

19:28.25
Chibbs
I've seen that guy fucking going around the cones.

19:28.69
Bevo
Yeah.

19:29.90
gav
hu

19:31.15
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

19:31.64
gav
ah The raccoons!

19:32.32
Chibbs
ah

19:32.40
Bevo
gen

19:33.11
Chibbs
oh go

19:33.22
Bevo
Can you run all the lights? Well, no, that's a risk to you and everyone around you.

19:37.33
gav
Yeah.

19:38.21
Bevo
Yeah.

19:38.96
gav
If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night. I feel like that's not the case because you'll eventually T-bone someone and you'll stop.

19:43.79
Bevo
Yeah, that's fine.

19:44.13
Chibbs
Yeah, but law of averages says you're going to run red lights. Like, you're killing someone eventually.

19:47.46
Bevo
Yeah.

19:49.17
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

19:49.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:50.42
Bevo
And I wonder how much time you would.

19:50.48
gav
Run all the lights. That's the thing. It's not just one Run lights. all the line

19:54.66
Chibbs
All the lights.

19:55.27
Bevo
Yeah.

19:56.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:57.52
gav
yeah

19:57.54
Bevo
And then are they, is, ah are they trying to save time when they get home so they can have sex for longer?

20:04.25
Chibbs
I guess so. I mean, yeah, I don't know.

20:05.58
gav
Maybe. Well, they're definitely just driving to a location. This song has nothing to do with sex. um

20:11.74
Bevo
yeah

20:12.15
gav
Zero to 60 and 3.5. I'm guessing that's speedy. They've done well. um

20:15.97
Chibbs
Sure. Yep.

20:17.73
gav
Baby, you've got the keys. Now shut up and drive. Okay. I guess that's where we're going.

20:22.89
Bevo
Be funny if they stayed at 60 as well. Oh, it's 60 miles per hour.

20:25.99
gav
Yes. What's 60?

20:26.14
Bevo
That's not, kilometers is very different.

20:26.31
gav
What's that? 110 something? 120? What's 60? feel like hundred and ten or something hundred and twenty what's sixty

20:33.14
Chibbs
Nah, it can't be that much, can it?

20:33.60
gav
feel like

20:35.47
Bevo
Okay, I'll look it up.

20:36.44
Chibbs
Yeah, don't know. But also, just real aggressive to be like, shut up.

20:40.99
gav
Shut up. Shut your fucking mouth.

20:42.75
Chibbs
Shut your fucking mouth, cunt.

20:43.80
Bevo
Okay, it's 96.56. So I guess it'd be like zero 100 in kilometers. zero to a hundred in kilometres

20:50.45
Chibbs
Yeah, sure.

20:50.89
gav
Yep. In the...

20:51.79
Chibbs
And then you just sit at cruise control at 100 at 97 kilometres an hour.

20:53.21
gav
In God's metric.

20:54.48
Bevo
Yeah.

20:54.83
gav
Ha ha ha.

20:55.29
Chibbs
You're like, I'm safely under the speed limit of this highway.

20:56.39
Bevo
It's just funny. It's funny to think like, yeah, going 60 kilometers an hour and like it being impressed by how fast that is when it's just a little bit faster than residential.

21:00.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:00.23
gav
Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

21:07.97
gav
ah Well, as the cops pointed out, it matters how quickly you get to that speed.

21:13.37
Chibbs
o

21:15.03
gav
So if it went from zero what's that, 60?

21:17.57
Chibbs
If gets 060 second... ah second

21:20.57
gav
Yeah.

21:21.60
Chibbs
Yeah, they hate it.

21:22.77
gav
they don' yeah They don't like it.

21:22.90
Bevo
Hmm.

21:23.40
Chibbs
They're so jealous.

21:25.18
gav
So jealous. what to Don't be so jealous.

21:28.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:29.39
gav
It was the other cop that I was fucking sus on.

21:29.52
Chibbs
ah

21:31.23
Bevo
Should we, um,

21:31.31
gav
The one that came up the other side of the car that was...

21:33.29
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, you always got to keep an on the other one.

21:34.95
gav
Yeah, you got to keep an eye that.

21:35.45
Bevo
we should probably explain the context but based on the fact that people are listening to this going, what the fuck are they talking?

21:35.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:39.58
gav
Have we not told that story?

21:41.56
Chibbs
No, i don't think no we probably haven't.

21:43.63
gav
Huh?

21:44.19
Bevo
who

21:44.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:44.96
Bevo
Go on, Gavin. You, you can tell.

21:46.24
gav
Well, we were the club.

21:46.38
Bevo
The club.

21:47.26
gav
We were at the club. ah

21:49.73
Chibbs
yeah Like 50 Cent style.

21:50.21
gav
but we're the club the we're we're Yeah, we were at a nightclub. That was the local local ah RSL.

21:55.20
Chibbs
At a nightclub.

21:57.92
gav
And um we were we'll put yeah what we were at the club at night.

21:58.06
Chibbs
It was a club at night.

22:01.76
gav
We were pulling out of the car park and Chibs was driving his Tesla and he went from zero up to 50 to show the acceleration.

22:08.20
Bevo
To show the speed. Yeah. Yeah.

22:10.57
gav
He fucking floored it, but didn't go over the speed limit. Just got to the speed limit very, very fucking rapidly.

22:17.56
Chibbs
It's one of those like head not back like little like little little tap.

22:19.61
gav
Yeah, he he really he really let it go.

22:19.99
Bevo
yeah

22:21.89
gav
And then immediately there was the whoop whoop and the fucking reds and blues behind us like instantly. Like we didn't even make it from the from where we pulled out of the car park to the corner is about on less than 100 metres.

22:33.98
gav
And...

22:34.45
Bevo
yeah

22:34.73
Chibbs
it was 30 meters tops.

22:34.76
gav
and It was probably 50, but either way, we were fucking less than 100 metres to the corner and they've he's made it out of the driveway, made it up to 50 kilometres an hour and been pulled over all well before the corner.

22:49.17
Chibbs
ah yeah yeah

22:51.11
gav
And the cop was super super shitty that... I think was shitty that you didn't go over the speed limit because...

22:56.72
Chibbs
And that I wasn't drunk.

22:58.17
gav
And that you weren't drunk. Yeah.

22:59.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:59.71
gav
Breath tested. And then was, and, and was, and was like, oh yeah, you were going a bit, you know, that was, that was, that was pretty quick out of the driveway.

23:01.45
Bevo
Laura Blatting Citizen.

23:03.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:06.89
gav
And she was like, yeah, i just got this car. It's a rocket ship. And the cop was like, yeah, well sometimes rockets crash. And we all just like, we all just.

23:13.21
Chibbs
I should have said my auntie was on the Challenger.

23:16.49
gav
Oh

23:16.93
Chibbs
You piece of shit.

23:20.15
gav
God. Yeah. Yeah. yeah

23:25.21
Chibbs
My dog's still in space.

23:27.58
gav
but but ah My dog was named like...

23:28.37
Bevo
like, ah anyway, we digress. Let's fuck it. There's heaps more to go.

23:32.67
gav
Oh, fuck.

23:33.52
Bevo
So.

23:34.03
gav
Is there?

23:34.07
Chibbs
Verse first two. I've got a class like a 57 Cadillac. Got overdrive with a whole lot of boom in the back. You look like you can handle what's under my hood.

23:47.19
Chibbs
You keep saying that you will. Boy, I wish you would.

23:51.12
Bevo
Okay, so I've got class like a 57 Cadillac.

23:52.46
gav
God.

23:54.08
Bevo
Sure, 57 Cadillac is classy, but Rihanna also has something that rhymes with class.

24:01.95
gav
Jesus Christ.

24:03.12
Bevo
ah Got overdrive with a whole lot of boom in the back. Boom in the back is referring to her ass and that there's lots of it.

24:09.01
gav
Ha ha ha ha

24:11.71
Chibbs
there isn't

24:13.34
Bevo
um You look like you can handle what's under my hood. In this case, under her hood is under her bra.

24:21.79
gav
ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

24:23.13
Bevo
And under her shirt, under everything, he looks like he could handle her. He can undress her and see her bare body.

24:32.21
gav
jesus

24:33.18
Bevo
And um you keep saying that you will, boy, I wish you would. You, the subject of the song, has been claiming he'll ride her bones for some time now. And she's telling him to get on with it already.

24:45.31
Chibbs
he's so he's all tall laughter

24:47.16
gav
The wildest part I've just realized most of the funny ones are done by a contributor named Matthew Jabbour, but there are several that are done by others.

25:00.18
Bevo
Collaborators.

25:00.21
gav
This is this is about four different people making these annotations.

25:00.54
Bevo
yeah

25:03.74
gav
and I think they've just...

25:03.93
Bevo
This scootier is very prolific.

25:06.41
gav
Yeah, and there's um there' another one called Kenora Ferrer.

25:07.15
Bevo
Yeah.

25:12.65
gav
Yeah, there's's there's a few. There's a few that are all contributing to this absolute shit show.

25:16.46
Bevo
Yeah.

25:17.11
Chibbs
How do you think she...

25:17.33
Bevo
I like the idea that you being me is the protagonist of this song as well.

25:22.65
Chibbs
i don't like to drive fast.

25:23.46
Bevo
yeah know

25:23.73
gav
Ah!

25:24.97
Chibbs
he answer

25:26.81
Bevo
no I don't think I can live up to the hype, Rihanna.

25:28.86
Chibbs
ah also just be like what where what's the criteria do you think in that she sees someone goes reckon that that person over there could definitely handle my boobs yeah yeah you look like you got what it takes to handle what's under here it's like what how do you know what are looking at hand size or what like what what is it um also 57 Cadillac's a real fucking old car

25:29.37
Bevo
Sorry.

25:39.76
gav
Ah!

25:39.94
Bevo
In my bra.

25:40.56
gav
Ah!

25:50.79
gav
ah no

25:58.46
Bevo
Do you know, we we we spoke about it on the, this is a throwback we did, um Santa Baby.

25:59.41
gav
Oh, God.

26:04.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:04.80
Bevo
And there's a line in that song that's a 54 convertible too, which was a brand new car at the time.

26:09.83
Chibbs
Right, yeah.

26:10.23
gav
oh

26:10.75
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

26:11.62
gav
god

26:13.01
Bevo
And like now it's classy because it's like a vintage car. But like then it was just the top of the line new models.

26:15.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:19.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:21.70
gav
There was probably a period of time where that song made no sense because it's like, oh, that's kind of a like, that'd be like if you were like, oh yeah, you're like you're like a, no, no, worse than that because that's new.

26:28.78
Bevo
2025 Prius or something.

26:29.86
Chibbs
Yeah, like, yeah, yeah, it's a fucking...

26:32.51
gav
It'd be like you're a 2004 Corolla.

26:34.50
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:35.44
Bevo
Yeah, that's all right.

26:35.43
Chibbs
2013 Ford Focus.

26:36.08
Bevo
There's a big gap in between it being cool. and

26:38.62
gav
Yeah, exactly.

26:38.64
Bevo
Yeah.

26:39.94
gav
there's There was like ages there where there would be like 54 convertible.

26:41.88
Bevo
A dip.

26:44.16
gav
and All right.

26:44.17
Chibbs
hello

26:44.36
Bevo
Yeah. Think about the the graph of like cool, old, cool.

26:49.59
gav
Cool again.

26:49.75
Bevo
54. 54.

26:50.02
Chibbs
Yeah, and so in 1965, they're like, that piece of shit?

26:50.27
gav
Yeah, yeah.

26:54.13
Bevo
fifty four

26:55.35
gav
ah

26:58.14
Chibbs
Pre-chorus, same thing.

27:00.07
Bevo
Same, yep.

27:00.48
Chibbs
She's ready to explode.

27:00.64
Bevo
yeah

27:01.64
Chibbs
That was the orgasm and the the whatnot. We've got a chorus, same shit. Same shit. Bridge. Because your Maybach ain't got what I got.

27:13.01
Chibbs
Get it, get it. Don't stop. It's a sure shot. And your Ferrari, huh? Boy, I'm sorry. ain't even worried. So step inside and ride. Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride. Ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

27:32.23
gav
For that 10 hour drive down the coast.

27:32.23
Bevo
It's very South Park, isn't it? Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride.

27:33.56
Chibbs
ah ra ah ra ra ro rob um

27:35.95
gav
Yeah.

27:38.49
gav
fuck

27:40.52
Bevo
Imagine sitting next to her in the car and she's just like, ride, ride, ride, ride. No, I

27:44.41
gav
for that ten hour drive down the coast

27:44.88
Chibbs
yeah hu Fuck that. It's just even recording the thing if was in the studio. I don't have to say all these rides.

27:51.41
Bevo
and i think it's an echo.

27:51.47
Chibbs
You can just copy them. You can copy them based on it.

27:53.55
Bevo
I think, yeah, I think it's like an echo that just keeps going.

27:53.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:54.32
gav
you yeah

27:54.66
Chibbs
Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. um

27:57.55
Bevo
Yeah.

27:59.09
Chibbs
Maybach's a car? Okay.

28:00.90
Bevo
I guess ah the annotation is your current girlfriend is nothing compared to Rihanna.

28:05.65
Chibbs
Right.

28:06.87
gav
ah

28:06.96
Chibbs
Okay. Right. It's a Maybach must be shit.

28:07.84
Bevo
And then there's a comment that there's a comment on that. ah She's not talking about a girlfriend. She's really talking about the car.

28:15.71
gav
Oh, God.

28:16.11
Bevo
and now Okay.

28:16.74
Chibbs
What, she switched to cars?

28:16.91
Bevo
Now we're getting semantics. Yeah.

28:19.26
gav
ah

28:20.42
Chibbs
It's confusing. Jesus.

28:21.49
Bevo
Yeah.

28:22.53
Chibbs
Um...

28:23.33
gav
Oh, Maybach is a German luxury car brand owned by and part of Mercedes-Benz.

28:28.59
Chibbs
Oh, let's just say Benz. Yeah.

28:32.41
Bevo
Ain't got what I got. Yeah. Tyres. Exhaust.

28:37.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:38.66
Bevo
You know.

28:38.74
Chibbs
I ain't even worried.

28:40.52
Bevo
A diff.

28:41.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:41.94
gav
a tea And now Bevo is exhausted all of his car terminology.

28:46.53
Bevo
Yeah, pretty much.

28:47.06
Chibbs
yeah

28:47.14
gav
Oh,

28:47.76
Chibbs
ah

28:47.84
Bevo
Blinker fluid.

28:54.36
gav
ah shit.

28:55.88
Chibbs
ah Pre-chorus, same shit. Same shit. Chorus. Yeah, that's all of it.

29:01.75
gav
That might be it.

29:02.67
Chibbs
That's it.

29:02.86
gav
Yeah.

29:03.29
Chibbs
Yes, that is all it.

29:03.60
gav
Yeah.

29:04.21
Chibbs
That's all of it. It was released on the 5th of June 2007. That is 2096 days after towers fell.

29:11.26
gav
Nice.

29:12.40
Chibbs
ah It's written by Carl Sturkin and Evan Rogers. Sturkin wrote songs for Aguilera, NSYNC and Boyzone. It's all in that shit.

29:23.50
gav
Okay.

29:24.36
Chibbs
Evan Rogers in 2003 was vacationing Barbados with his wife, who was originally from the island, when a mutual friend introduced him to 15-year-old Robin Rihanna Fenty.

29:38.25
Chibbs
suspect just like hey old man here's a 15 year old hi 15 year old um rogers was immediately impressed by her voice and stage presence again just how do you introduce someone and be like now sing and dance for me like yeah

29:55.13
gav
Yeah, that's weird.

29:56.21
Bevo
Very Epstein-y.

29:56.21
Chibbs
weird it is he invited her New York to record a demo track with him and his writing partner Carl Sturkin those demos and caught the attention of Def Jam recordings and she auditioned for Jay-Z who was who was the president of Def Jam and he was so impressed that he signed her on the spot and wouldn't let her leave the building without a deal in place

30:01.40
Bevo
Hmm.

30:05.35
Bevo
Strucky.

30:10.68
Bevo
Did they though?

30:20.58
gav
court Who was that, Jay-Z?

30:22.90
Chibbs
yeah

30:23.77
gav
Interesting.

30:24.41
Bevo
Don't leave the bills. Lock the doors.

30:26.00
Chibbs
like Just like, I'd like to go home to my island now.

30:26.94
gav
ah ah

30:27.15
Bevo
Lock them.

30:29.08
Chibbs
No.

30:30.05
Bevo
To my island.

30:30.20
gav
No.

30:31.06
Chibbs
you will son You will sign this bit of paper and then you can leave.

30:33.62
gav
Sign the deal.

30:35.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:36.08
Bevo
I just, I wanted to go get a coffee. No. no

30:40.32
gav
Have you signed the deal?

30:41.33
Chibbs
Have you signed the paper? You can leave and eat and go to the toilet and drink if you sign the paper. Yeah.

30:47.16
Bevo
Sign the fucking deal.

30:51.48
Chibbs
um

30:51.52
gav
oh fuck bevo was that doors another challenger joke or was that just a coincidence when you said lock the doors was that another challenger disaster joke or there really isn't oh the um if you watch the footage from the control room when the challenger exploded they literally like come over the pa and they go lock the doors

30:57.34
Bevo
What's that?

31:00.80
Chibbs
good challenges.

31:01.68
Bevo
No, I didn't know.

31:01.68
Chibbs
and Not enough challenges and disaster jokes.

31:03.67
Bevo
Who's locking the doors on the challenger?

31:09.68
Bevo
Yeah. As you, I'm sure you have.

31:15.09
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

31:15.38
gav
Because it's like it's a crime scene and they have to like...

31:18.20
Bevo
Oh.

31:18.56
gav
they They shit, they lock it down and they have to do an investigation. It's fucking intense.

31:22.78
Bevo
Yeah, right.

31:23.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

31:23.77
gav
Yeah.

31:25.08
Chibbs
they've fucked like they

31:25.96
Bevo
Heavy.

31:26.30
Chibbs
They get so fucking antsy about these rocket ships blowing up with people.

31:29.71
gav
I mean, they've had enough of a blob.

31:30.96
Bevo
um remember I think I studied that in school and I don't think the severity of it hit me, but ah ah um people were watching it live on TV, weren't they?

31:32.02
gav
You'd think it'd be pretty standard.

31:32.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:37.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:39.41
gav
Yeah, big time. Big time.

31:40.30
Chibbs
Yeah, it was a big event.

31:40.53
gav
there was a There was a teacher.

31:41.26
Bevo
Shit.

31:41.96
gav
There was a fucking school teacher on it.

31:43.05
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, I remember that, yeah.

31:43.25
Chibbs
Yeah, it was the whole thing of like a normal person go to space too.

31:46.63
gav
We've talked about this, haven't we?

31:47.55
Bevo
Yeah, apparently Big Bird was supposed to be.

31:47.99
gav
Because big Bird was supposed to be on it.

31:48.03
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, Big Bird has hit me on it.

31:50.49
gav
that's We've definitely talked about the fact that Big Bird was meant to be on the fucking Challenger.

31:54.30
Bevo
that so

31:54.39
Chibbs
pig bird was meant to be on the challenger my god like that's a sliding door that's a sliding doors moment for humanity like that's like maybe the internet doesn't exist anymore

31:54.72
gav
oh

31:55.29
Bevo
Someone took Big Bird's place.

31:55.84
gav
Can you fucking imagine if they had to retire Big Bird because he died on the Challenger? Yeah.

32:06.09
gav
Oh my god. Fuck. Yeah, that is so true.

32:09.75
Chibbs
yeah yeah we don't know what what what we need to actually ask chat chepete what would the what what would society be like today if big bird had died on the challenger

32:11.62
gav
That is a completely different part. Maybe...

32:17.45
gav
oh my god Maybe that would have thrown us into a way better timeline than this. Maybe it was just like...

32:23.91
Chibbs
I just realized realize Jazz is standing in the corner of the room. now just ah just said this. What would happen to this? And I just hear, hee!

32:33.74
gav
That's how you know you're onto a winner.

32:34.93
Chibbs
It's like, oh, that's good one.

32:35.39
Bevo
Well, I'm thinking about now, firstly, I want to know if Carol Spitty was supposed to be in the costume on the rocket.

32:44.29
gav
but ah

32:45.27
Bevo
Or if they were just if just the puppet was like shoved in.

32:48.22
Chibbs
yeah

32:48.28
Bevo
ah

32:49.36
Chibbs
they just shoved a puppet in

32:53.61
Bevo
Because um Carol Spitty also did Oscar the Grouch, so he'd be gone too.

32:56.71
Chibbs
ah oscar ring on as well they should have put oscar in send that granchy fuck in the space problem solved yeah

32:58.39
Bevo
um

32:59.14
gav
yeah that's a really good question. but

33:03.28
gav
Yeah, no one would have

33:03.87
Bevo
Problem solved. But also, like, if Big Bird was on the and the ship and it blew up, and just imagine, like, yellow feathers in the explosion.

33:12.94
gav
ah

33:14.11
Chibbs
It's like like and like a bird hunt.

33:14.58
gav
i cared. Singed yellow feathers raining down all over Houston. Wait, where was it launched from? I forget. Cape Canaveral, wherever the fuck that is.

33:23.14
Chibbs
Probably. Yeah, yeah, Florida.

33:26.21
gav
Florida. Okay, sorry.

33:28.64
Chibbs
a God damn it.

33:29.76
Bevo
And um ah my dad and I built a replica Challenger shuttle.

33:31.24
gav
Lock the doors.

33:33.33
Bevo
It's at my house. I'll have to show you guys sometime.

33:34.38
Chibbs
It's missing ah missing a couple of tiles.

33:39.29
Chibbs
um and The track contains an... What is it? Interpol...

33:45.52
gav
Sorry, the tiles was Columbia. Keep going.

33:47.33
Chibbs
Oh, that was Columbia. Fuck. There's so many that blew up.

33:48.42
gav
yeah get the the The Challenger was the O-ring was too cold.

33:51.61
Chibbs
Challenge was iring O-Ring. O-Ring tiles was...

33:53.31
gav
Oh, yeah.

33:53.97
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Yeah, good call.

33:54.71
gav
Yeah, Tiles Columbia. Sorry.

33:55.85
Chibbs
Yeah. um

33:56.81
gav
Got to jump in there with my...

33:58.28
Chibbs
No, no, no. Please, please. Yeah. Like, the the listeners would be furious.

34:02.95
gav
I know. we we get so many letters every time we fuck up which space disaster we're talking about.

34:05.19
Chibbs
um is it an interpolation interpol what had interpolation of new orders 1983 hit blue monday

34:09.66
Bevo
interpolation yeah yeah

34:16.11
Bevo
oh really tiing ching chunng chng chng chng how does it feel like yeah i can hear that yeah yeah idiot yeah it does

34:18.71
Chibbs
yeah yeah yep yeah it's there i guess yeah uh it was originally offered to britney spears and she turned it down

34:26.10
gav
Fuck.

34:30.80
Chibbs
Sounds like a Britney Spears song. Yeah. Yeah. ah

34:36.61
Bevo
It's where I do the mimic minute and do her voice, but I can't, so I won't.

34:41.92
Chibbs
It was used in multiple... It's been used...

34:44.41
gav
Could he put Bevo?

34:45.76
Bevo
Good content here.

34:46.86
Chibbs
yeah

34:47.32
Bevo
It

34:48.52
Chibbs
It's been used in multiple television spots, like ads.

34:51.74
Bevo
was in Wreck-It Ralph.

34:52.62
Chibbs
It was in Wreck-It Ralph!

34:53.75
Bevo
Yeah.

34:53.92
Chibbs
And then you realise that it's just about her getting railed.

34:54.33
gav
Oh, sick.

34:55.46
Bevo
Yeah.

34:57.10
gav
Yeah.

34:57.21
Bevo
Railed.

34:57.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:58.53
Bevo
No candy canes.

34:58.54
Chibbs
And it's like, hey, any way we can get this thing into a Pixar movie?

34:58.61
gav
but Rail Ralph. Rail it, Ralph.

35:02.14
Bevo
Wreck-It Ralph.

35:05.66
gav
ah

35:06.44
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

35:07.87
Bevo
What's ah Randy Newman doing?

35:11.41
gav
yeah

35:11.78
Chibbs
Ran into a version of Shut Up and Drive.

35:14.81
Bevo
You got that Randy song? Yeah, sure i do. Here it is.

35:17.71
gav
yeah

35:19.21
Chibbs
um It's produced by Carl Sturkin and Evan Rogers as well.

35:22.23
Bevo
Shut up and drive.

35:25.14
Chibbs
I don't have Mimic Minutes that up here.

35:26.73
Bevo
Good.

35:29.20
Chibbs
It was recorded at the Battery Studios in New York, which is where Biggie and Nas and Jay-Z record. So you can't really blame it for how fucking atrocious her vocals are.

35:38.89
gav
Yeah.

35:39.23
Chibbs
Is it just me or is she terrible?

35:40.72
gav
The quality is bad.

35:42.52
Chibbs
I don't think she's a good singer in general.

35:42.79
gav
ah Do you mean, I think just the production quality is really low.

35:48.01
Chibbs
Production's bad.

35:48.90
gav
Yeah.

35:49.29
Chibbs
Really bad.

35:50.13
gav
Which is funny. It's like, it sounds like it's, it should be a really high production song and that's the main thing it's got going for it, but it sounds like it's recorded on a fucking cassette player.

35:56.48
Chibbs
It's like

35:59.43
Chibbs
She's got this like Britney Spears nasally thing going on, but they don't try and fill it out. So it sounds really like, it's just like, it sounds like this single track and it's like, it's not like it's out of tune or anything. It's just not pleasant to listen to.

36:13.37
Bevo
I wonder if, um does she have a Jamaican accent and in normal speaking?

36:18.17
gav
I think so. and like In her talking voice.

36:18.97
Chibbs
Especially at this point, I would imagine.

36:20.98
Bevo
Yeah.

36:21.02
Chibbs
So I doubt she does it anymore.

36:22.23
gav
um i'm pretty I'm pretty sure she does, just in general, yeah.

36:25.40
Bevo
it Just also, how old was she when they found her?

36:30.93
Chibbs
15.

36:31.22
gav
15, they said before.

36:32.77
Chibbs
Apparently this is this is like her third album or something.

36:32.83
Bevo
like,

36:35.25
Chibbs
She's 18 or something by this point.

36:37.17
Bevo
that's really banking on someone early. It's like, remember Jake Lloyd in Star Wars? He was like young Anakin Skywalker.

36:44.42
Chibbs
Oh, right.

36:44.71
gav
and And he got absolutely shredded for it.

36:44.78
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

36:46.34
Bevo
Yeah. No, he was a little kid. was nine year old kid.

36:49.95
gav
Yeah, but he got shredded for it.

36:50.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:51.75
Bevo
Have you seen what he looks like now?

36:53.91
gav
No.

36:54.59
Chibbs
Did he start doing meth?

36:54.91
Bevo
Like imagine if that, look at Jake Lloyd, just put in Jake Lloyd 2025. I don't know.

37:00.85
Chibbs
Anyone with the name Jake Lloyd was never going to be famous.

37:04.44
Bevo
Like child actors that don't grow up to be handsome adults.

37:07.70
gav
Oh, I think he he's got a bit of a junkie chic going on.

37:13.72
Bevo
Oh, yeah, he had some trouble. He had trouble. I think he had bipolar and stuff, yeah.

37:15.67
Chibbs
Oh, did he?

37:17.53
Bevo
um But, yeah, like, it's lucky that they didn't go, we're going to bank on this guy for the next 15 years of Star Wars movies because he's a good little kid, but, yeah, just would not have made a good adult.

37:19.43
Chibbs
The Force got him.

37:25.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:30.82
Chibbs
Yeah, I

37:32.14
Bevo
Yeah. Fuck, there's so many handbrakes in this half of the episode. Sorry.

37:40.77
gav
He's a good little kid, but he wouldn't make a very good adult.

37:43.00
Chibbs
don't know. Well, it was going to happen sooner or later. and so What a shame.

37:46.30
Bevo
You know, the other one is Hayley Joel Osment. Have you seen what he looks like now?

37:49.38
Chibbs
Yeah, he's still in shit.

37:51.28
Bevo
Yeah, but he just like, he still looks like a little boy.

37:53.44
gav
is that Is that Sixth Sense kid?

37:53.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:55.14
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

37:55.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:56.02
gav
Yeah, he's in. Yeah, fuck. He was in something i watched recently.

37:58.30
Bevo
The voice of Sora in Kingdom Hearts.

37:58.70
gav
I can't think. Yeah. There you

38:00.99
Chibbs
I don't know what anything you just said is. Is there a video, Gavin?

38:05.13
gav
There is a video. That's

38:06.50
Chibbs
no All right. Where's this? All right.

38:24.27
gav
that's me.

38:25.58
Chibbs
That was like a car.

38:26.53
Bevo
Doppler, the Doppler effect.

38:28.74
gav
ah um rampant sexual harassment at an all-female mechanic

38:35.93
Chibbs
All female mechanic shops come up a fair bit. in like what I'm sure we've done more than two videos that were all fit or female mechanics.

38:41.30
Bevo
Katy Perry have one in woman's world.

38:41.67
gav
yeah

38:45.05
gav
yeah maybe yeah

38:45.79
Chibbs
Yep. Yep, she did. And someone else did as well. I can't remember what it was, but it was a dude and the video was that he went to a mechanic that was all female.

38:56.52
Bevo
They're also running a mechanic shop, but all the cars are piled on top of each other.

38:59.85
Chibbs
Hmm.

39:01.70
gav
yeah

39:01.84
Chibbs
Yeah. I think it's a chop shop. Yeah.

39:04.27
gav
ah there's a Have you guys seen um ah The Gentleman, the Guy Ritchie film?

39:09.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:10.50
Bevo
Nah.

39:10.59
gav
Yeah. this so she So Matthew McConaughey's wife in that runs an all-female mechanic.

39:14.96
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

39:17.57
gav
And the scene where you are introduced to her, she walks in and the shot is from down at her feet level and she's wearing heels, like stiletto heels with red soles.

39:18.91
Chibbs
Dude punches her in the face.

39:27.61
Chibbs
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

39:29.78
gav
And that's exactly what Rihanna is doing in this film clip.

39:32.33
Chibbs
Guy Ritchie's just taken the...

39:32.56
gav
The shot... I think he's he's ripped this shot, almost shot for shot, from from this film clip into The Gentleman, which I had a quick scroll through the um through the comments and I couldn't see anyone talking about it.

39:35.01
Chibbs
Shut up and drive me here.

39:39.03
Bevo
think it's a tribute or

39:44.22
Chibbs
Oh, get in there.

39:44.81
gav
So, um yeah, I might have to get in there and throw some throw some fucking knowledge around.

39:47.66
Chibbs
Yeah, tell them about it. It was shot at an industrial junkyard in Prague.

39:54.80
Bevo
Oh, okay.

39:55.38
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

39:58.60
gav
surely america is ninety percent industrial

39:59.46
Chibbs
Tax breaks. No, no, no.

40:01.31
gav
junkyards

40:01.80
Chibbs
It's too expensive to film in America.

40:03.65
Bevo
Got a good Coke budget in Prague something.

40:04.13
gav
That's fair.

40:04.65
Chibbs
Literally every every single thing of television or any movie is shot in Eastern Europe or Canada.

40:13.06
gav
Okay, good to know.

40:13.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:15.10
gav
Except The Matrix, that was shot in Sydney.

40:17.08
Chibbs
Yeah. you get some in Sydney. Get some on the Gold Coast. Yeah.

40:21.17
Bevo
Fox studios.

40:21.65
gav
Yeah.

40:22.09
Bevo
Yeah.

40:22.64
Chibbs
Yeah, that's it. um

40:24.59
Bevo
What's the most replayed part, Gavin?

40:26.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:26.77
gav
um Annoyingly enough, it doesn't have it doesn't have it. It doesn't show me.

40:32.25
Bevo
Oh, mine I'm, I'm seeing it, but it's like fully the entire video for about, mine goes from about 50 seconds up to, ah three minutes or so.

40:32.29
Chibbs
There's no...

40:32.39
gav
I feel like that's a...

40:32.73
Chibbs
there's no

40:33.20
gav
that's

40:35.86
gav
Oh, that's annoying. mine's Mine's not showing me today, which sucks.

40:37.91
Chibbs
Oh. Is there side boob?

40:44.05
gav
Yeah.

40:44.51
Bevo
ah

40:45.08
gav
There's not really side boob per se.

40:46.82
Bevo
Nah, it's back.

40:47.23
gav
There's a lot of cleavage. um there's There's a lot of back.

40:48.60
Chibbs
Okay. A lot of back. A lot of back.

40:51.18
Bevo
This bare back.

40:51.43
gav
Baby got back. Yeah.

40:53.85
Chibbs
Now it's time to kick some back. um Okay.

40:57.67
Bevo
She got the same face as the Bratz dolls. Remember Bratz dolls? They were huge in around the same time.

41:01.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:01.99
gav
Yeah, they were huge. like they were probably kind of like modeled here of what she was...

41:05.93
Chibbs
I don't know if it's just because she's 18 years old, but she looks fucking mong.

41:06.03
Bevo
Of Rihanna.

41:08.80
Chibbs
Like, she's a weird-looking fucking head. there... ah

41:13.41
gav
um

41:13.81
Bevo
I wouldn't say that.

41:13.83
Chibbs
it said

41:14.24
gav
Sorry. um I was going to throw in um some... so There's not a lot of great comments, but I just liked... For the 2% who read this, I wish you for a total success in your next project.

41:29.07
Chibbs
That's nice.

41:29.64
Bevo
Oh, that'd be us.

41:29.92
Chibbs
That's good.

41:30.19
gav
So someone's just really throwing us a bone there.

41:30.60
Chibbs
That's a lot lot of positivity.

41:32.37
Bevo
Thank you.

41:32.58
gav
Yep.

41:32.67
Chibbs
That's great.

41:32.89
Bevo
Yeah.

41:33.49
Chibbs
hope we get that. um Is there a set list?

41:37.64
Bevo
Yes. I had to scroll very far back.

41:39.98
Chibbs
I was like, does she play shows?

41:41.85
Bevo
She hasn't since 2016, but I thought it was interesting.

41:42.15
gav
She would... oh what?

41:45.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:47.18
Bevo
She played at someone's wedding. I'm going to go back and find that. But in the meantime,

41:50.34
Chibbs
She did a Super Bowl while she was pregnant or something, didn't she?

41:52.98
Bevo
um

41:53.88
Chibbs
It was shit.

41:54.95
Bevo
she did do a Superbowl. don't know about the the stats, but, um, it's December 22nd, 2011 at the O2 arena, London on the loud tour. Oh,

42:09.09
Chibbs
Okay.

42:09.26
Bevo
sorry. Didn't pause for applause there. Um, um, um, um, yeah. So it's 25 songs, but like act one, act two, act three, act four, act five, encore and encore two.

42:18.32
Chibbs
My God.

42:22.95
gav
Fucking shit.

42:24.01
Chibbs
Wow.

42:24.96
Bevo
So and lots ah lots of songs here.

42:26.03
Chibbs
That's a big concert.

42:28.09
gav
Why break it up so much though?

42:28.12
Bevo
She had a lot of songs though. and

42:30.15
gav
Like 25 tracks big production is.

42:31.59
Bevo
ah you know you know what? He's like, costume changes and yeah.

42:35.14
gav
Yeah, probably all. Yeah, okay.

42:37.48
Chibbs
set change and shit yeah

42:38.80
Bevo
What I was going to say before is um on March 1st, 2024, she played at private performance at the pre-wedding party for Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant. Set list incomplete and out of order.

42:49.56
Chibbs
okay no one at no one there even fucking knew what was going on who's this who's this

42:51.75
Bevo
so So someone was there with a pen and paper.

42:53.77
gav
Someone was fucking drunk as hell. um That sounds like some sort of um subcontinent billionaire.

43:01.11
Chibbs
It's probably, yeah, I'd say that's in Indian or, yeah.

43:03.06
Bevo
Yeah.

43:04.53
gav
Yeah.

43:04.64
Bevo
Indian. Yeah, you're right.

43:05.66
Chibbs
and yeah yeah um

43:07.45
Bevo
But we are not talking about that.

43:07.83
Chibbs
She probably got paid a billion dollars to do that. I

43:09.94
Bevo
Probably,

43:12.44
gav
Save it for the net worth game. 25. Fuck, that's hard.

43:14.13
Chibbs
shouldn't say that. hu um all All right, 25 songs.

43:18.09
gav
twenty five fuck that's hard

43:19.49
Chibbs
And she plays Shut Up and Drive.

43:21.68
Bevo
Yeah. And like in 2011 she does, and then she does not again for the rest of her career.

43:26.16
Chibbs
I was going to say, like, fuck, yeah, righto. yeah. 11th. Yeah. Ha! Oh, yeah. eleven

43:34.19
gav
I'm going 17th. I was also... It's got to just be a wild swing, doesn't it?

43:37.66
Chibbs
yeah

43:39.27
Bevo
Do

43:40.10
gav
Oh, fuck.

43:40.13
Chibbs
ah

43:41.05
gav
is That's... Yeah.

43:43.19
Chibbs
ah

43:45.97
gav
ah

43:46.05
Bevo
you want to know the set list? Cause she's got a lot of, lot of songs.

43:47.69
gav
Yeah, go on then.

43:49.38
Bevo
um So act one, only girl in the world, you know, they make me feel like, and and and and disturbing her.

43:52.18
gav
Yep.

43:55.33
Chibbs
hi

43:55.42
gav
I only want to... Hang on, hang on. Mimic minute. Mimic minute.

43:59.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am going to need a bit of that for every song because it's like, i's like okay, I don't match that to the song.

44:04.03
gav
Yeah, I need...

44:05.05
Bevo
get it uh song to disturbia that's the only part of that i know then shut up and drive man down i don't know that one act two is darling nikki by prince do you guys know that one knew a girl named nikki i guess you could say she was a sex teen met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine

44:11.62
gav
It's like when darkness is the light.

44:11.77
Chibbs
I don't know that.

44:20.03
gav
No.

44:24.30
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

44:29.82
gav
Yeah, I do know that song. That's a hell of an opening.

44:33.04
Bevo
S&M, Let Me Skin. Act 3, Raining Men. Hard, Breaking Dishes. The Glamorous Life. Run This Town. Live Your Life. Act 4, Unfaithful. Hate That I Love You. California King Bed.

44:44.27
Bevo
Act 5, What's My Name. Rude Boy. Come on, Rude Boy. That one.

44:48.16
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

44:50.16
Bevo
Cheers, Drink to That. And Don't Stop the Music. Please don't stop the music.

44:53.41
Chibbs
Cheers, strength of that is a fucking really cool song.

44:56.62
Bevo
How did that one go?

44:56.80
gav
there's been some There's been some hits.

44:57.10
Bevo
I don't know the other one.

44:58.28
Chibbs
That's it.

44:58.37
gav
I'm just realizing Run This Town run this town and that you threw in there earlier was a fucking good song.

44:58.64
Chibbs
That's actually, that's a legit fucking good song. Oh, I don't like that song.

45:05.32
gav
I think that had ah that had a Kanye and a Jay-Z verse on it.

45:05.38
Chibbs
To be fair, though, yeah, i would I would rather if someone else had sung it because I think her voice is real fucking annoying on the song, but the song is good.

45:08.18
Bevo
Yeah.

45:13.42
gav
Sure, but that that song goes hard.

45:14.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

45:15.51
Bevo
Let me just finish it off real quick. So the encores take a bow and then the encore two is love the way you lie umbrella. And we found love in a hopeless place.

45:23.50
gav
We found love in our home at night.

45:24.89
Chibbs
Isn't that like Calvin Harris or something? Or she just sings it?

45:28.24
Bevo
That's her. I think it's her.

45:29.70
Chibbs
Oh.

45:30.54
Bevo
I don't know.

45:30.74
Chibbs
Okay.

45:31.43
Bevo
Did we, we spoke about this where yeah and it doesn't put out her own songs.

45:31.75
Chibbs
ah I don't even know anymore.

45:34.54
Bevo
She just seems to guest on everyone else's.

45:36.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:36.82
gav
Yeah, yeah.

45:38.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:39.14
Bevo
Yeah.

45:39.96
Chibbs
Cool. All right.

45:40.27
gav
Yep, that's what she does.

45:40.84
Bevo
Yeah.

45:46.18
Chibbs
It peaked at number 15 on the US Billboard Hot 100. It reached number five on the UK singles chart. Certified platinum in the US. Charted in the top 10 in Canada, Australia, and Ireland.

45:58.37
Chibbs
um And yeah, it was in fucking Wreck-It Ralph and Guitar Hero on tour decades.

46:04.88
Bevo
That was the tail end of Guitar Hero's zeitgeist.

46:06.17
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, fuck. Yeah. um I want to see YouTube videos of people embarrassing themselves playing this on Guitar Hero.

46:17.45
Chibbs
It's fucking stupid. ah

46:31.91
Chibbs
What is Rihanna worth in 2025 since she hasn't played a show since 2016? What do you reckon, Bebe?

46:40.49
Bevo
I feel like we've done Rihanna many times before and I always forget the totals, but I do recall she's fucking rich. And it's, I think she's one of the originators of, she's got a fragrance, so she's rich.

46:50.63
Chibbs
yeah Oh, yeah, you better believe she's got a cent.

46:53.36
Bevo
And for the, I think it's near a billion dollars if I recall. so I'm going to say 800 million just to be safe.

47:01.46
Chibbs
Okay, Gav?

47:03.26
gav
um Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's cracked a Billie. I think she's got to be... ah like she has What's that fucking brand? She's got like a makeup brand that's like one of the biggest fucking makeup brands in the world is hers.

47:12.92
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

47:16.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:16.83
gav
um She's cracked a Billie. I'm confident she's cracked it. I'm going to go Yeah.

47:21.66
Chibbs
Well, I think she the last time we did, Rihanna, she was ah she'd hit the bill. She was like a bill.

47:26.56
Bevo
Hit the build time.

47:26.62
gav
yeah

47:27.07
Chibbs
2025, she's made another $400 million. She's $1.4 billion.

47:32.42
gav
Oh, goddammit.

47:32.59
Bevo
Jesus.

47:33.46
gav
She's fucking on fire.

47:33.73
Chibbs
just worth one point four but billion dollars

47:36.71
Bevo
Wow.

47:36.87
gav
ah knew she cracked the bill ah and i I added that little bit of fat. I added $100 million dollars fat and I still missed $300 million.

47:41.81
Chibbs
Yeah, you did.

47:42.94
Bevo
She can actually...

47:43.91
Chibbs
that

47:43.95
gav
Fenty. Yep.

47:44.78
Chibbs
Yeah. Fenty Beauty, Savage X Fenty is her fashion label.

47:46.99
gav
feti yep

47:48.39
Bevo
invented fentanyl.

47:49.82
Chibbs
Yeah. And then, and then music. And it's like, and she also did music, if anyone remembers.

47:53.02
Bevo
She...

47:55.29
Bevo
She can actually have a driver that she can just say, shut up and drive to.

47:57.76
Chibbs
Shut up and drive.

47:59.28
gav
yeah

47:59.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:00.02
gav
Oh, I think I say this every single time we do her on the pod, but there's the photo of her at Coachella rolling a blunt on her security guard's head because she's sitting on his shoulders.

48:07.73
Bevo
Oh yeah.

48:07.91
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:08.05
Bevo
yeah

48:09.22
gav
It's one of the best photos on the internet. I fucking crack up every time I see it.

48:12.81
Chibbs
One of the best photos on the internet.

48:15.12
gav
Yeah, you heard it here first.

48:15.81
Bevo
there a few There's a few photos on the internet.

48:16.39
gav
Honestly, look it up. The security guard's just standing there bored with her like slung over his shoulders.

48:18.05
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess Big Bird wasn't on the Challenger, so we't have we don't have that photo.

48:28.48
gav
Singed feathers raining down.

48:33.91
Chibbs
Fuck, AI need to make that photo.

48:38.58
Chibbs
Just note to self. Note to self.

48:40.42
gav
ah

48:41.97
Bevo
I remember like the very early days of ah i just getting kind of good and there was heaps of like Muppet ones.

48:45.91
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah they're nailing muppets um okay 10 a 10 is um that you have driven so fast that you've hit a curb and just flipped like a thousand times and

48:49.27
Bevo
that better Yeah. Yeah.

48:52.25
gav
yeah yeah

49:06.71
Chibbs
You explode and die. The engine is ready to explode. It does explode and you die.

49:11.77
gav
ah It does explain.

49:12.63
Bevo
Yeah.

49:13.52
Chibbs
yeah And a one is engine light comes on. You safely indicate, pull over to the side, stop the car.

49:20.28
gav
Nice. yeah

49:21.57
Chibbs
um What do you give this out of 10, Gap?

49:25.15
gav
um I feel like there are definitely Rihanna songs that I like and this is just not fucking one of them. It's a seven. It's just like, and for me, a lot of that is the production value.

49:31.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:34.01
gav
It just sounds so bad.

49:34.09
Chibbs
Yeah, it's terrible. It's so bad.

49:36.36
gav
It's like, we were better than this at this point in time.

49:36.43
Chibbs
So bad.

49:39.28
gav
Like she, it should have been, if this, if this sounded a bit more polished, I probably would have been like, oh yeah, like, you know, it's a pop song.

49:39.42
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, it should have been better. her third album. She's huge.

49:48.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:48.72
gav
It's doing its thing, but it's just like, nah, fucking hell.

49:50.42
Chibbs
yeah it Sounds terrible.

49:50.96
gav
Like if I have to listen to it, at least make it sound good.

49:53.87
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Good call. Bevo?

49:56.72
Bevo
I don't hate it at all.

49:58.19
gav
No, good.

49:58.20
Chibbs
okay

49:58.89
gav
That's fine.

49:59.00
Chibbs
You like Blue Monday.

49:59.07
Bevo
but think I, I guess I do.

50:00.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:02.81
gav
ah yeah

50:03.18
Bevo
I, having said that, I wouldn't, I'd never put it on for pleasure. It's just, well, Miles watches Wreck-It Ralph a lot.

50:07.19
Chibbs
yeah

50:07.54
gav
but But you wouldn't skip it if it came on.

50:09.87
Chibbs
But you wouldn't skip it if it came on.

50:12.73
Bevo
a Maybe I would. Miles watches Wreck-It Ralph a lot and I always like watch that bit when the song comes on.

50:19.83
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Okay.

50:22.51
Bevo
So it's definitely not a one. It's like nowhere near, but it's not anywhere near a 10 either. So I'm going to go with one.

50:28.59
gav
Are you awake? Got a dog right now, baby?

50:30.63
Bevo
I was going to go a four, but yeah, no, I'm four.

50:32.93
gav
Oh, ring-a-ding.

50:33.32
Bevo
Yeah, not a weekend.

50:33.95
Chibbs
Okay, alright, Okay okay um i kind't I thought I knew this song And I do Sort of know it, but it did make me realise That I can't fucking Stand her voice at all, it sounds Fucking terrible And that this is easily as bad as Any Pink song we've ever done And every single one of them Has got a ten, so ten ha

50:35.58
Bevo
Crazy frog four.

50:55.36
Bevo
Fair enough. Fair enough.

51:06.71
gav
Nice.

51:07.53
Chibbs
Yep. Yeah.

51:09.49
gav
Yeah.

51:09.93
Chibbs
I hate it. I fucking hate it. I didn't get to the end of the video watching it.

51:11.68
Bevo
Yeah.

51:13.09
Chibbs
I'm like, I fucking hate this.

51:14.49
Bevo
It's one of those things where it's like, I don't begrudge you that either.

51:14.73
gav
Yeah.

51:19.80
gav
And like listening, listening to you read out that set list, it made me remember how many Rihanna songs I'm like, Oh fuck.

51:21.34
Bevo
I respect.

51:27.11
gav
That's actually a pretty, like, that's a solid fucking pop song.

51:30.10
Bevo
Yeah, but maybe you thought this was too until you listened

51:30.37
gav
And this is just like, yeah, I guess that's true.

51:33.92
Chibbs
I just think yeah yeah they're probably good songs if someone else had sung them.

51:34.20
gav
Cause I,

51:39.10
Chibbs
I wonder if Pink had sung all of Rihanna's songs and Rihanna had sung Pink's songs if they'd be better.

51:42.40
Bevo
Well, you can put that through AI now and find out.

51:43.02
gav
ah

51:45.77
Chibbs
Yeah, we could get AI.

51:46.78
gav
let's Let's find out.

51:47.01
Chibbs
Jeez, we're going to have to fire up AI and get it

51:48.60
gav
Let's find out.

51:49.35
Chibbs
It's going to get busy right now. All right. um Good stuff.

51:56.31
gav
Yeah. Nice.

51:57.09
Chibbs
first first first ah First bit of um fucking shut up, shut up month.

52:01.67
gav
Shut up, month.

52:02.01
Bevo
Shut up. Shut up, man.

52:03.82
gav
Shut up.

52:04.15
Bevo
Shut up.

52:04.28
Chibbs
So shut up a your face.

52:06.22
gav
Shut up.

52:06.71
Bevo
Shut up.

52:07.13
Chibbs
I'll put this on top.

52:14.24
gav
but The rest of you can go and shut up. Oh,

52:21.00
Bevo
Crossfade.

52:28.81
gav
God.

52:31.04
Bevo
ah So menacing.

52:40.88
Chibbs
It's like I got so stressed out at the end.

52:43.65
Bevo
yeah The dissonance.

52:44.66
gav
yeah yeah

52:46.09
Bevo
You know, when like you're at a shopping