Shower - Becky G

Becky G: "Shower"
★☆☆☆☆
By Someone Who’s Been Held Hostage in a Sephora for 36 Hours

There are songs that change lives. There are songs that move culture. And then there is “Shower” by Becky G—a song that boldly asks, what if brushing your teeth could be a personality?

Let’s be clear: “Shower” isn’t so much a pop song as it is a bubblegum-scented middle school diary entry set to a ringtone. Released in 2014, a simpler time when Vine was still a thing and eyebrows were still recovering from the trauma of the 2000s, “Shower” attempts to convince us that love is best expressed through aggressive hygiene metaphors. “You light me up inside like the Fourth of July,” Becky coos, presumably while standing in a CVS aisle surrounded by travel-sized shampoos.

The production is so sanitized it makes a hospital operating room look like a dive bar. The ukulele-plucked beat is pure algorithmic optimism, as if Spotify’s “Teens Who Just Discovered Love” playlist came to life and immediately asked to speak to the manager. And yet, buried beneath the artificial citrus zest and Instagram-filtered romance, is a strangely catchy hook that lodges in your brain like glitter in a carpet.

Lyrically, “Shower” is a rollercoaster of unrelenting innocence. Becky G doesn’t want to party. She doesn’t want to rebel. She wants to sing in the shower. That’s it. That’s the climax. It’s like listening to a musical episode of The Disney Channel Presents: Human Emotions 101.

To her credit, Becky G delivers the vocals with all the conviction of someone holding a bottle of Herbal Essences and performing to an imaginary arena crowd of loofahs. And maybe that’s the point. Maybe “Shower” isn’t for us critics, sitting in our vintage Joy Division shirts sipping cold brew brewed with our own self-loathing. Maybe it’s for the 13-year-olds who genuinely believe their crush will text back because the universe “totally just gave them a sign.”

Still, “Shower” is the audio equivalent of a cupcake with a face on it—cloying, confusingly marketable, and somehow sold in 37 countries.

Best listened to: while painting your nails with glitter polish and pretending your hairbrush is a Grammy.
Sounds like: a Target commercial trying to sell you “feelings.”
Final thought: Becky G has range. Unfortunately, this one’s set to “bubble bath.”

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Transcript

00:43.69
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad. They make you want to tip out an entire bottle of shampoo in your bathtub then jump in feet first, slip and smash your neck called so on the side of the tub and die.

01:04.24
Chibbs
And die.

01:08.21
Bevo
Fresh ears.

01:09.70
Mad Dog
ah

01:10.26
gav
Oh my God. Damn, we are coming in hot today.

01:15.18
Chibbs
come on It's like, because

01:18.28
Mad Dog
Because the toaster was too easy.

01:19.07
Chibbs
but

01:21.34
gav
oh my God. At no point, at no point did I know where it was going.

01:22.33
Chibbs
I wrote it down. ah I wrote it down. I did the research for this like two weeks ago.

01:29.87
gav
a

01:29.92
Chibbs
So I'm reading it just out like I didn't don't remember any of it.

01:31.24
gav
You forgot you wrote it.

01:32.64
Bevo
re

01:34.30
gav
You forgot you wrote it.

01:34.61
Chibbs
And I just started reading it as the intro was coming to a close. Yeah.

01:43.30
gav
That's a diamond. like that one. yeah that's a diamond not like that one

01:45.21
Bevo
That's little tie like that one.

01:45.27
Chibbs
ah Yeah. yeah yeah

01:46.89
Bevo
Yeah.

01:48.13
Chibbs
Yeah. Fuck.

01:49.79
gav
ah

01:50.06
Chibbs
All right. Speaking of breaking your neck in the shower,

01:55.82
gav
but

01:57.30
Chibbs
we're doing Shower by Becky G.

02:01.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:34.11
Chibbs
Yeah. How's that? That was a nice cut, wasn't it?

02:35.85
gav
Fucking hell. That was a perfect cut.

02:37.22
Bevo
Yeah.

02:38.16
Mad Dog
That was a very good cut.

02:38.39
Chibbs
Thank you.

02:38.42
Bevo
Seamless.

02:39.58
Chibbs
That's great. there be It's all Becky.

02:42.22
gav
Yeah, Becky, yeah.

02:43.35
Chibbs
Yeah. Becky's come through with goods there. Gavin's here.

02:45.79
gav
How we doing?

02:47.18
Chibbs
Good, good. Doggy's here.

02:49.11
Mad Dog
Ruff, ruff.

02:50.47
Chibbs
Hey, and Ryan Beveridge on the verge of death, but is here.

02:50.99
gav
ah

02:52.95
Bevo
Yep.

02:55.23
gav
Yep.

02:55.49
Bevo
Don't say I'm not a team player.

02:58.44
gav
Trusty beverage.

02:59.03
Chibbs
Becky G, hurrah!

03:01.30
Bevo
I must lampoon Becky G.

03:05.22
gav
ah

03:06.58
Chibbs
Bully Becky.

03:08.69
Mad Dog
Bully.

03:09.73
gav
book

03:11.87
Bevo
I prefer Lampoon.

03:12.14
Mad Dog
Who was the original victim of bullying?

03:12.91
Bevo
Do

03:14.97
Chibbs
Darren Hayes.

03:15.29
Mad Dog
Darren Hayes.

03:16.01
Bevo
you know, I think about that so much in my normal day-to-day life that I just feel terrible about that.

03:16.61
Mad Dog
Yeah. Do you?

03:18.62
Chibbs
That you want to bully him.

03:22.62
gav
Wait, what happened?

03:24.02
Bevo
I said that I wanted to, ah just that Darren Hayes from um Savage Garden has the kind of voice that I would bully in school or something like that.

03:24.81
Mad Dog
Oh.

03:28.41
gav
So, yeah, yeah.

03:32.91
gav
So hang on, it it it talk it watches you that you said that, like you didn't actually end up bullying Darren Hayes.

03:33.63
Chibbs
don't know if you should, you didn't actually do it. Yeah.

03:35.82
Bevo
No.

03:38.50
Bevo
No, but like I would.

03:39.42
gav
Fuck, man, let it go.

03:39.81
Bevo
Yeah.

03:40.70
gav
gee If I dwelled on all the heinous shit I said, I would fucking not even get out of bed.

03:44.91
Chibbs
I don't remember what I've said on this podcast as soon as I've said it until it's like weeks later.

03:48.36
gav
Literally...

03:49.49
Chibbs
And then jazz will listen and go like, you said like, she'll be like, you said this, this. I'm like, who said that? You know and

03:57.08
gav
i would never say such a thing.

03:57.99
Chibbs
you yeah You said that? What? Fucking what? Yeah.

04:02.10
Mad Dog
What? What?

04:03.40
Chibbs
fuck

04:04.15
gav
It's so fucking, it's so common that Bevo, usually it's Bevo.

04:04.86
Chibbs
fucking war

04:06.27
Bevo
That wasn't me. That was me five minutes ago.

04:09.03
gav
Usually Bevo will drop in the chat and he'll be like, oh man, like that episode was really fun. Like just listen that episode that we just released. That was a really funny one.

04:16.36
Chibbs
ah

04:17.33
gav
Like that was, that was some good stuff.

04:19.50
Bevo
Hmm.

04:19.54
gav
And I'm like, oh, okay. Like every now and then I'll be like, fuck it. I might chuck one on. And I chuck it off like maybe, maybe five minutes. And I hear myself talk and I'm just like, nah, I don't need this.

04:30.31
gav
I don't need this negativity in my life. i

04:32.76
Chibbs
Negativity.

04:33.34
gav
ice

04:34.14
Mad Dog
I don't need this.

04:34.54
gav
and so I say it so that it's not in me anymore. The last thing I need to do is put it back in me.

04:38.34
Chibbs
yeah You've expelled the demons.

04:40.44
gav
like I throw it out of my mouth so that I don't have to hear it in my ears.

04:44.89
Bevo
it It's everybody's now, everybody else's problem.

04:44.93
gav
That's that's how I function.

04:44.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:47.59
Chibbs
Yeah. this is so This is everyone else's problem now.

04:48.16
gav
It's now exactly...

04:50.90
Chibbs
All right. Becky G's got things to say. Important things to say. ah Verse one. I don't know. It's just something about you.

05:01.35
Chibbs
Woo!

05:02.37
gav
know

05:02.37
Chibbs
Got me feeling like I can't be without you. Woo! Anytime someone mentioned your name.

05:07.07
Mad Dog
What?

05:09.31
Chibbs
Woo! i be feeling as if I'm around you. Woo! Ain't no words to describe you, baby. Woo! All I know is that you take me high.

05:20.49
Chibbs
Woo! Can you tell me... Can you tell that you drive me crazy? Woo!

05:26.89
Mad Dog
no

05:27.34
Chibbs
Because I can't get you out of my mind.

05:30.31
Bevo
He's definitely on a swing set at this point.

05:31.76
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

05:32.31
gav
yeah no

05:33.07
Chibbs
It's a...

05:34.71
gav
just That was one of those ones there where you read the first line, you did the woo, and I was like, oh, God. And then I looked and I realized that every line ended in it, and I was just like, this is going to get old so quickly.

05:39.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Every line. Why does every line? I don't remember there being a woo at the end of any of these lines.

05:46.76
gav
Neither do Yeah, I started listening to this like 15 minutes ago, and I don't remember that.

05:48.11
Bevo
Yeah.

05:51.36
Chibbs
No, I don't.

05:51.69
Mad Dog
I don't remember woos, no.

05:52.55
Bevo
Some people get so particular about the whoops in songs and some people don't.

05:55.70
Chibbs
That's true, yeah.

05:56.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:57.37
Chibbs
The whoops.

05:58.54
gav
The whoop.

05:58.54
Bevo
the whoops. Yeah. Um, rhyming YAH with YAH four times, no, three times in the verse.

06:02.65
Chibbs
yeah for it's um it's too much yeah yeah um but i mean yeah well i mean we always like that don't we

06:05.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:07.03
Bevo
Lazy.

06:07.39
gav
yeah

06:10.86
Mad Dog
Can you tell that you drive me crazy?

06:13.93
gav
yeah yeah can't get you out my mind

06:15.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:16.06
Chibbs
yeah

06:16.55
Mad Dog
yeah

06:18.41
Chibbs
um

06:21.47
Chibbs
Ain't no words to describe you makes it seem like it's some sort of sci-fi mutant.

06:26.39
Bevo
It's being,

06:27.52
Chibbs
Like, just like, or yeah, it's like just ah some sort of, it's a god.

06:28.94
gav
but

06:32.02
Bevo
gaseous cloud.

06:33.05
gav
Yeah, our our language our language structure lacks the ability to conceptualize what you are.

06:33.86
Chibbs
To

06:36.64
Chibbs
yeah to describe.

06:40.53
Bevo
like a good fool.

06:41.44
Chibbs
I'll have to draw you.

06:41.68
Mad Dog
Ain't

06:41.98
Bevo
don't

06:43.81
gav
fuck. ah

06:48.68
gav
of

06:49.26
Chibbs
it's a stick figure

06:51.77
gav
ah

06:52.96
Mad Dog
no words.

06:53.89
Chibbs
Hangman.

06:56.25
Mad Dog
ain't no word

06:57.44
Bevo
and must be It must be a creepy feeling that every time someone mentions his name, she gets the sensation that he's around as well, especially being like ah so but non-corporeal form.

06:57.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:05.54
Chibbs
Maybe it's a, is this ah it's good a, could be a ghost.

07:09.09
gav
ah is it a ghost song are we yeah yeah we could be on a um what's that but yeah holy shit ain't no words to describe you okay because you're ghostly and that's a bit yeah supernatural yeah we could distracts

07:11.45
Chibbs
It's a ghost thing. This could be, yeah, it could be ghost thing.

07:13.79
Mad Dog
Could be ghosts, yeah.

07:15.89
Bevo
goes but

07:15.91
Chibbs
Well, it does say woo as well.

07:18.39
Mad Dog
Yeah. Could be some kind of spectre, yeah.

07:20.95
Chibbs
It's a ghost. It's a ghost. Yeah.

07:27.87
Bevo
All right. we've We haven't dug very deep, but we found it. We hit the pay note.

07:30.12
Chibbs
Okay, we might be on a ghost funnel.

07:30.37
gav
yeah I reckon we ghost ghost funnel is a rare funnel that's a rare funnel man

07:31.12
Mad Dog
ah Okay. We're on ghost footing at the moment.

07:34.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:34.44
Mad Dog
and

07:36.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:37.07
Bevo
What's that show?

07:38.42
Chibbs
Blow the dust off it.

07:38.65
Bevo
What's that show? Show where they find ghosts in houses, paranormal or something.

07:43.45
Chibbs
Paranormal activity.

07:44.65
Bevo
Yeah, that's funnel.

07:44.75
gav
Yeah.

07:46.97
Chibbs
like Okay, pre-chorus.

07:47.06
Bevo
PA funnel.

07:49.52
Chibbs
Think of you when I'm going to bed. Then I wake up, think of you again. yeah You are my homie, lover and friend. Exactly why?

08:02.14
gav
ah Do you think like she thinks we about him when he's going but which she's going to bed because it's like rattling chains in the ceiling or like a...

08:12.03
Bevo
Yeah,

08:12.47
Chibbs
floating attached to the ceiling.

08:14.45
gav
Yeah, exactly.

08:15.02
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm not...

08:15.41
Chibbs
I imagine it's the ah those old Muppets from fucking A Christmas Carol, like, rattling the chains.

08:19.30
gav
Yes!

08:20.07
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

08:21.27
gav
ah

08:21.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:23.47
Mad Dog
I haven't been thrown off the ghost track yet. It's still there.

08:26.40
gav
Yeah, no, we've...

08:26.57
Chibbs
Nah, no, it's still there. Yeah, because you you would think of a ghost as you go to bed.

08:28.36
gav
Yeah.

08:28.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:31.04
Bevo
Yeah, he's dark.

08:31.48
Chibbs
ah And if you woke up, not as common to see a ghost in the bright morning light.

08:35.64
Bevo
Well, maybe you're waking up the middle of the night. Maybe it's like a night terror.

08:40.02
Chibbs
he couldn't be It We don't know it's the morning when she's woken up.

08:43.57
Bevo
Did

08:44.16
Mad Dog
um i I had a proper night terror last week.

08:48.74
Chibbs
Did you?

08:48.91
gav
oh shit describe it in detail relive that experience for us please

08:48.93
Bevo
you have bit?

08:49.86
Mad Dog
Yeah. i ah

08:54.71
Mad Dog
Fuck, Chibsy, this is going to freak you out. um so

08:56.95
Chibbs
Okay, great.

08:58.94
gav
I'm jerking off so hard right now

09:01.01
Mad Dog
yeah, so I woke up and like quote unquote woke up and my dead grandmother, Nana Judy,

09:04.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:07.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:11.29
Chibbs
Oh, Judith.

09:14.13
Mad Dog
Just

09:15.41
Bevo
Come on, Gavin. He's talking about Nana G.

09:18.78
Mad Dog
talking about Nanjuni.

09:18.77
Chibbs
Stop jerking off directly into the microphone.

09:21.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:22.39
Chibbs
If you're going to jerk off, do it under the desk.

09:25.35
Mad Dog
ah look

09:25.62
gav
yeah

09:26.51
Mad Dog
i like I like that as soon as I said dead grandmother. he's ah look over, he's got his tongue out, like side-eyeing me into the camera.

09:33.83
Chibbs
so

09:34.29
gav
but

09:37.19
Chibbs
so Delighting the mic.

09:40.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:41.33
gav
ah I was like, Mad Dog will love this.

09:43.28
Mad Dog
Anyway, this

09:46.70
Mad Dog
this ghost fucking just pops up at the foot of the bed.

09:50.92
Chibbs
Oh, fuck that.

09:52.19
Mad Dog
yeah. oh Over my covered feet and was just like, hi, Chris.

09:59.68
gav
oh

10:00.47
Chibbs
Jesus!

10:01.33
Bevo
Yeah, right.

10:01.44
Mad Dog
Yeah. And like, out and and all yes, and but then I wasn't and then I woke i woke up screaming.

10:02.99
Chibbs
And it seemed like you were awake.

10:07.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:10.60
Chibbs
Yeah, you would.

10:10.73
gav
Holy shit.

10:10.74
Bevo
Do you know what get in...

10:12.40
Mad Dog
So I was woken up by my own shrieks of terror.

10:16.59
Bevo
Yeah, right.

10:16.97
Chibbs
That's... I don't like that.

10:18.26
Bevo
i get i get ah I get real mild ones many times a week, I would say.

10:18.42
gav
That's hot.

10:18.97
Mad Dog
No.

10:22.99
Chibbs
Really?

10:23.13
Bevo
And it's like, when I say mild, it's like, I think I'm awake and the ceiling's about to fall in.

10:23.23
Chibbs
Really?

10:23.50
gav
Really?

10:28.89
Bevo
So I have to like get out of the room, but I don't.

10:29.01
Mad Dog
Wow.

10:32.36
Bevo
And then I just go back to sleep. And yeah, it's like that all the time.

10:35.06
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, man.

10:36.19
Mad Dog
Fuck.

10:36.32
gav
Fucking hell.

10:36.72
Bevo
Yeah.

10:37.29
Chibbs
I sleep like the fucking dead. Like, I'm like, i like, Jazz will be like, here's the eight dreams I had last night.

10:39.57
gav
I'm exactly the same. Lauren...

10:45.81
Chibbs
And they're all so fucking bizarre. And I'm like, I would be exhausted if I woke up and that's what I went through at night.

10:51.83
gav
Oh my god.

10:51.88
Chibbs
It's like, did you, like, nothing? I'm like, I turned the light off and went, I'm going to sleep now.

10:58.70
Bevo
Bye.

10:58.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:58.92
Chibbs
slate Sleep, sleep, slate sleep, sleep, sleep.

10:59.69
gav
And then I did that.

11:00.84
Chibbs
And then I woke up.

11:00.86
gav
i i when i When I lay down, like I closed my eyes and I dropped the fuck out. like I am asleep in something.

11:05.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:07.31
Mad Dog
But...

11:07.94
gav
My old boss said that he used to sometimes, he'd go like he'd dream full work day over the course of the whole night and he would say it was the most fucking depressing thing in the world.

11:15.74
Chibbs
oh

11:17.10
Mad Dog
What?

11:21.26
Mad Dog
That's fucked.

11:21.75
gav
He'd wake up.

11:22.27
Chibbs
That's the worst.

11:23.21
gav
he'd He'd get to the end of the work day and he'd wake up and and it was it was his alarm going off and he had to get up and go to work and he would be like, are you fucking serious?

11:26.90
Chibbs
oh Oh.

11:28.84
Mad Dog
Is that hell?

11:30.48
Bevo
I would get them to i'd get them to sometimes actually the work dreams where you're like I'm stressing about shit and it's like I'm aware that I'm asleep but still dreaming about work and it's like this is my time to not stress about this shit

11:30.50
Chibbs
Yeah, that might be hell.

11:30.62
Mad Dog
That's the definition of hell.

11:32.18
Chibbs
Yeah, and yeah.

11:33.99
gav
You get those? i don't know if I've ever had that.

11:37.23
Mad Dog
Well...

11:37.37
Chibbs
ah

11:42.07
Mad Dog
That's fucked. Yeah.

11:43.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:45.58
Mad Dog
Well, the the thing is, like, I'm usually the same too. I'm dead to the world. That's why this one was so fucking fucked up.

11:51.88
Chibbs
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.

11:52.82
gav
That's scary.

11:54.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:54.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Had you eaten a lot of cheese before you went to bed?

11:57.24
Mad Dog
I don't know.

11:57.40
gav
You get the cheese dreams.

11:57.84
Mad Dog
Oh... Well, obviously, my wife woke up as well, and I tried to tell her about it.

12:02.47
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

12:04.08
Mad Dog
She's like, shut the fuck up. Don't tell me that shit.

12:06.27
gav
Oh, oh, oh, oh,

12:10.20
Mad Dog
She's like... But I'm just like, woke up, like...

12:12.08
Bevo
I'm burdening you with that.

12:17.55
Bevo
Ghost! Ghost!

12:21.26
Mad Dog
Just...

12:21.90
gav
I can just, her blood's already running cold and you're like, let me, let me tell you about the terrifying specter I just witnessed.

12:24.05
Mad Dog
Yeah, and I'm just like, my dead grandmother, she's like, she like shut the fuck up.

12:24.00
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

12:28.72
Chibbs
It's at the end of the bit. Yeah.

12:30.14
Bevo
ah could good good ghost

12:34.62
gav
And she said, don't go back to sleep or I'll kill you.

12:42.55
Mad Dog
Yeah, so the whole ghost track, um I'm tuned into it at the moment.

12:46.43
gav
Oh, fuck. I forgot how this all started.

12:46.79
Mad Dog
It's good.

12:47.83
gav
I forgot we were doing the pod for a second there.

12:48.74
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:49.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:50.95
Chibbs
Yeah, well, this is the thing. So she's woken up from a night terror thinking of the ghost again, but then but then being like, but you're my homie, lover and friend.

13:00.23
gav
Oh, God.

13:00.64
Mad Dog
Exactly and why?

13:00.70
Chibbs
Now, what's the difference between a homie and a friend?

13:07.01
Bevo
Yeah, that's a good question.

13:07.09
gav
I feel like a homie's closer. Like if you, I feel like homie is a close friend, which begs the question why she figured to mention friend at all. If she's already gone with, it's like, you're my best friend, my lover, and also my friend.

13:14.90
Bevo
It's like that...

13:15.81
Chibbs
Yeah, that's why I'm asking.

13:15.93
Bevo
like that

13:20.05
Mad Dog
quite and yeah

13:21.93
Bevo
It's like that game, fuck, marry, kill, but it's homie, love, a friend.

13:22.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:24.74
Chibbs
Right.

13:25.16
gav
oh

13:25.30
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah.

13:26.51
gav
okay okay Bevo oh wait no you need three people god damn it okay Bevo homie lover friend Becky G Swifty Shellshock and um and uh mumbo number five what's his fucking name his wife hates us Lou Baker hit us his wife fucking hates us that's dope you've got them all wrong you've got them all so wrong

13:26.63
Chibbs
Okay.

13:39.79
Chibbs
Lou Baker. Lou Baker.

13:41.00
Mad Dog
Lou Bagger.

13:42.55
Chibbs
His wife does hate us.

13:42.86
Bevo
well

13:45.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:45.75
Bevo
Okay, well, homie is Lou Bagger, friend is Shifty, and then lover is Becky G.

13:45.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:46.38
Mad Dog
That's mad.

13:50.63
Chibbs
Yeah. Fair enough.

13:52.00
Mad Dog
Nice.

13:52.42
Bevo
Oh, sorry. Yeah, that was

13:53.56
Chibbs
Your homie's obviously going to be Shifty Shellshock, right?

13:55.60
gav
Shifty Shell has to be your homie.

13:57.49
Bevo
yeah okay.

13:57.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:58.06
gav
um I'm going to be friends with Becky G because she seems chill. And you know that I'm fucking Lou Bega because his wife doesn't like us.

14:02.16
Chibbs
Oh, you got to... Yeah. you just see it

14:04.37
gav
and

14:05.39
Bevo
yeah

14:05.43
Chibbs
Oh, no.

14:06.12
gav
I'm going to give her a real, I'm going give her a reason to not like us.

14:06.22
Mad Dog
Like a spite fuck.

14:06.28
Chibbs
Revenge fuck.

14:06.41
Bevo
I can win him. I can win him back over.

14:13.17
Chibbs
Fucking... You're fucking her husband in front of her.

14:15.65
gav
I'm fucking you. Now you can hate me.

14:18.27
Mad Dog
it I'll give you something to fucking be hateful about.

14:20.11
gav
yeah

14:23.49
Chibbs
A little bit of bagger on my dick.

14:26.13
gav
but Mambo number 69.

14:35.50
Mad Dog
so Just Lou Bagger's wife walks in and you're just pounding the fuck out of

14:41.57
Bevo
Thank

14:45.49
Chibbs
That's a not terror.

14:47.23
gav
but

14:49.20
Chibbs
and then you wake up

14:49.60
gav
that's a wet That's a wet dream. Then you wake up

14:53.98
Mad Dog
Hi, Gavin. Ah! Ah! Ah!

15:00.11
gav
Screaming with joy, though.

15:02.47
Chibbs
ah I'm confused why the pre-course just ends like a fucking Yoda statement like it yeah exactly why ah okay right like okay

15:07.88
gav
Exactly why.

15:12.74
gav
i think I think it's the lead in...

15:13.61
Bevo
Sounds like a question on its own, but yeah, you're right. It's a lead into the next part.

15:17.26
gav
Yeah, it's a lead-in, but it looks fucking jarring hanging out there on its own.

15:22.09
Mad Dog
And...

15:23.60
Chibbs
jarring. The chorus.

15:25.00
gav
All right, let's hit us with it.

15:26.95
Chibbs
and The chorus goes, you light me up inside. so

15:32.48
gav
fuck.

15:32.90
Chibbs
Like the 4th of July. Whenever you're around, I always seem to smile. And people ask me how. Well, you're the reason why. I'm dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower.

15:46.19
Chibbs
Shower.

15:49.30
Bevo
a Terrorist funnel right there at the top.

15:51.48
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

15:52.89
gav
What funnel? Terrorist funnel?

15:54.25
Bevo
Yeah.

15:54.99
Mad Dog
Is it?

15:55.08
gav
That's exactly where I was going with it.

15:56.27
Bevo
Yeah, I thought you might.

15:56.47
Chibbs
light me Light me up inside.

15:56.50
gav
Light me up until like the 4th of July. Well, yeah, 4th of July fireworks exploding.

15:58.81
Mad Dog
Fourth of July.

16:01.05
gav
Yeah.

16:01.77
Bevo
Some kind of um edible detonator.

16:01.98
gav
Yeah. Suicide bomber situation.

16:06.25
Chibbs
The ghost her.

16:07.12
gav
detonator.

16:07.63
Chibbs
the ghost

16:08.51
gav
I was going to say, all of our Taliban listeners just like scribbling that down on a notepad.

16:09.66
Chibbs
but ghost was her

16:14.20
gav
I'm going to go into the Taliban meeting tomorrow morning and you're like, guys, I've got it. Oedipal detonators.

16:21.07
Mad Dog
um

16:22.72
gav
The

16:23.21
Mad Dog
Edible.

16:28.60
Mad Dog
Edible detonatus.

16:31.18
Bevo
I'm just laughing about the the Taliban all sitting around like the new 2001 just dropped.

16:31.43
gav
ah

16:32.37
Chibbs
think

16:34.96
Bevo
Everyone get your notepad.

16:38.29
gav
Oh, my yeah yeah

16:38.40
Chibbs
yeah yeah ah to Could the ghost be homeboy that was a terrorist?

16:45.55
gav
it could be as as like a suicide bomber um that that has detonated ah from an edible detonator.

16:49.63
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. And now she sees his ghost.

16:51.90
Bevo
Yeah.

16:53.45
gav
Yeah, and she's I feel like that's entirely possible.

16:57.05
Bevo
And then it's like,

16:57.09
gav
Once again, we've not seen anything to rule out.

16:57.14
Chibbs
Terrorism ghost?

16:59.67
Mad Dog
No. I don't think there's ghost terrorists.

17:01.04
Bevo
I like, I like this line here.

17:03.32
Chibbs
do Do you think? Yeah. well no they normally end up in Paradise something, don't

17:07.08
Mad Dog
They're in paradise. They've done their job. They're gone.

17:10.23
Chibbs
yeah

17:10.33
Bevo
I mean, i mean, scaring people is an act of terrorism by definition.

17:11.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:15.80
Chibbs
they? Yeah. Technically, a ghost is a terrorist.

17:17.61
gav
Oh my God.

17:19.68
Chibbs
A ghost is a terrorist. That's it.

17:21.01
gav
Okay. So hang on. Not every terrorist, not every terrorist is a ghost, but every ghost is a terrorist.

17:24.87
Bevo
I can't.

17:27.70
Chibbs
but see some

17:32.13
Chibbs
like yeah

17:33.29
gav
That's a shirt.

17:34.13
Chibbs
That's just good.

17:34.28
gav
That's for sure. a

17:37.70
Mad Dog
A ghost with like a Taliban rag on...

17:39.45
Chibbs
Casper. yeah Casper in the desert where.

17:43.48
gav
no No, no, no, no, no. It's it's it's like Osama bin Laden, but instead of the turban, it's Casper wrapped around his head.

17:55.66
gav
yeah ah not not every Not every terrorist is a ghost, but every ghost is a terrorist.

17:56.32
Chibbs
not every Not every, what is it? Not every ghost is a terrorist. It's a ghost, but every ghost is a terrorist.

18:03.49
Mad Dog
ghost and every ghost is terrorist.

18:07.29
gav
Yeah.

18:07.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:07.58
Mad Dog
That's kind of true.

18:09.13
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Patrick Swayze was a terrorist in that movie.

18:14.43
Mad Dog
Very handsy one.

18:14.74
Bevo
employee

18:15.87
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

18:16.46
gav
Oh, fuck.

18:16.68
Chibbs
Whoopi Goldberg's running around trying to stop him.

18:19.97
gav
yeah

18:20.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:22.06
gav
Oh, my God.

18:22.31
Bevo
I like the, there's some, there's some red flags in this line here.

18:22.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:26.19
Bevo
Whenever you're around, I always seem to smile and people ask me how.

18:30.21
Chibbs
Yeah, well...

18:31.13
gav
Yeah.

18:31.12
Bevo
like, you're hanging out, yeah how are you smiling with this?

18:31.98
gav
How are you smiling?

18:33.16
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's a red one.

18:34.14
Chibbs
How are you smiling?

18:34.79
gav
Yeah.

18:34.82
Chibbs
Well, I've seen my dead homeboy that... Yeah.

18:40.57
Bevo
Yeah.

18:40.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:40.73
Bevo
maybe Well, maybe that leads back into like, he is a ghost, some kind of non-corporeal form and he's always around her.

18:41.64
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

18:46.44
Chibbs
Hmm.

18:47.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:47.81
Chibbs
That... Yeah.

18:49.82
Bevo
And they're like, how?

18:49.93
Chibbs
I mean...

18:50.15
gav
Yeah, dancing in the mirror. Maybe that's like she's like she's seeing herself in the mirror. It's kind of like she's seeing...

18:55.77
Mad Dog
With old mate over the shoulder?

18:56.02
Chibbs
It's like being, it's like, c it's your scene into, like, the netherworld.

18:56.28
gav
she is she possessed perhaps?

18:56.96
Bevo
Yeah.

18:59.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:02.70
Bevo
Yeah.

19:02.86
Chibbs
Like, see yeah

19:02.94
Bevo
Like there the reflection is dancing, but she's not.

19:03.00
gav
Yeah, there we go.

19:03.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:05.93
gav
oh that's...

19:05.99
Chibbs
she's not, yeah.

19:06.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:06.82
Bevo
Yeah.

19:06.85
gav
Yeah, there we go.

19:07.55
Mad Dog
Yep.

19:07.57
Bevo
Yeah.

19:07.77
gav
There we go.

19:07.85
Chibbs
With with the ghost.

19:08.03
Bevo
Yeah.

19:10.35
Mad Dog
And the singing in the shower is...

19:14.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:16.08
Bevo
No, it's that lonely rivers flow to the sea.

19:19.83
gav
ah

19:22.91
Chibbs
Oh, she yeah, she sings that Viking song from TikTok.

19:26.55
gav
ah

19:27.10
Chibbs
oh

19:27.36
Mad Dog
all

19:27.63
Bevo
Yo-ho.

19:29.01
gav
Oh, yeah.

19:31.49
Mad Dog
Oh, hang on. Post-chorus. That's what she's singing in the shower.

19:34.53
Chibbs
Oh, here we go.

19:34.70
gav
Hey, let's... but Oh, okay.

19:36.27
Chibbs
This is what she sings. It goes, la-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da, singing in the shower, shower.

19:38.62
gav
Okay, well, let's dive into that, yeah.

19:46.66
Chibbs
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da, singing in the shower, shower.

19:52.42
Mad Dog
La-da-di.

19:54.92
Bevo
Okay.

19:55.38
Mad Dog
La-da-di.

19:57.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

19:58.20
gav
Have you...

19:59.25
Chibbs
It's haunting.

19:59.37
gav
Did you clock the... I don't know if it kind of falls more under production than um than in the lyrics, but did you clock what song this is almost exactly the same as?

20:08.25
Chibbs
What is it?

20:10.25
gav
Umbrella by Rihanna.

20:11.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's got vibes.

20:12.61
gav
Singing in the shower. You can sing under my umbrella, Ella, Ella, eh, eh.

20:15.58
Chibbs
ah Yeah, it is.

20:17.56
gav
It's quicker, obviously.

20:17.63
Chibbs
I think this is better. I think this is better than Umbrella. Yeah.

20:20.98
gav
Yeah, I mean...

20:21.02
Bevo
Okay.

20:22.87
gav
Probably, but they're very similar.

20:23.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:25.35
gav
Very similar when you get to that chorus bit.

20:25.46
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

20:26.20
Bevo
Interesting.

20:27.96
Chibbs
Yeah, Becky G's a fucking thief.

20:29.87
Bevo
Well, this one's about ghosts.

20:31.70
Chibbs
This one is about ghosts, and that's about weather.

20:32.98
Mad Dog
Ghosts.

20:34.91
gav
Disturbia by Rihanna is specifically about ghosts. we might have We might have stumbled onto something, I think.

20:41.00
Chibbs
Ghost?

20:41.59
Bevo
Ghost month.

20:42.74
Chibbs
Ghost month!

20:42.93
gav
Ghost... Oh, can we do Ghost Month, please?

20:44.91
Bevo
if

20:45.95
Chibbs
Yeah, september September is ghost month.

20:46.06
Mad Dog
Ghost month.

20:48.56
Bevo
Well, let's do it on October for um Halloween. and

20:51.05
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, October makes that makes sense.

20:51.63
Mad Dog
Ah, well done.

20:52.12
gav
Oh, not bad.

20:52.50
Bevo
And we'll, and we'll culminate with Ghostbusters, which has my favorite line.

20:52.97
Chibbs
Yeah, that makes sense.

20:53.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:53.84
Chibbs
That makes sense. Yeah.

20:55.88
Mad Dog
Like it.

20:56.54
Chibbs
which we've And we've already got Bevo's Halloween theme song.

20:57.02
Bevo
Busting makes me feel good.

20:59.12
Chibbs
Yeah. is's halloween ah theme so

21:02.70
Bevo
Yeah.

21:03.50
Chibbs
yeah

21:03.87
Bevo
Pop that out again.

21:04.32
gav
Oh, that's right.

21:05.29
Chibbs
yeah ah first Yeah.

21:05.68
gav
Yeah.

21:06.24
Bevo
Yeah.

21:06.38
gav
Oh, fuck. I forgot about that.

21:08.13
Chibbs
Okay. October. October is ghost month. Get ready everyone.

21:10.64
gav
Ghost month. This is going to be scary.

21:13.67
Chibbs
Yeah. Verse two. All I want, all I need is your lovin'. Woo! Baby, you make me hot like an oven. Woo! Since you came, you know what I discovered?

21:26.35
Chibbs
Woo! Baby, I don't need me another.

21:27.36
Mad Dog
Huh. sure

21:29.26
Chibbs
Woo! no No, all i know, no only you got me feeling so-so, you know that I got to have you, woo, and I don't plan to let you go.

21:45.75
Bevo
Can I just, it's it's so nitpicky and it doesn't really matter, but the ingenious.com it's like, no, no, all I know K N O W.

21:45.99
gav
or

21:47.74
Chibbs
yeah

21:53.67
Bevo
And then in brackets, no N O.

21:56.19
Chibbs
and and no

21:56.48
Bevo
like Why would it be different?

21:56.76
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

21:57.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:58.38
gav
All I know, no.

21:58.55
Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

21:59.04
gav
No.

21:59.86
Bevo
Hmm.

22:01.14
Mad Dog
um Are we talking about Fritzl?

22:03.89
gav
No, so I think we're still on the ghost train. Because you're talking not planning to let them go.

22:06.73
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

22:07.97
gav
I think the ghost is trying to part this world and get back to the astral realm.

22:08.28
Mad Dog
Yes.

22:12.16
Mad Dog
Got it.

22:12.96
gav
But for some reason, it's tied to Becky G and it can't escape.

22:13.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:16.00
Chibbs
Yeah,

22:18.14
Mad Dog
Got it.

22:19.10
gav
So she's the ghost Fritzl, if you will.

22:19.13
Chibbs
that's right.

22:19.18
Mad Dog
Yep.

22:21.02
gav
We could be in both funnels.

22:22.05
Chibbs
but

22:23.27
Mad Dog
No, no, I'm happy to stick with that the Ghost Fritzl.

22:23.27
Bevo
Interesting though, because yeah generally ghosts make you feel cold, but this one's making you hot like an oven. That's...

22:28.95
gav
Hmm.

22:29.79
Mad Dog
as well

22:31.08
gav
Maybe it was trying to haunt her and she's super turned on by it.

22:33.87
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just got a ghost fetish.

22:34.12
gav
And the ghost is like, oh, this is weird. i'm not um I don't like this anymore.

22:37.52
Chibbs
I'm not into this.

22:37.60
gav
And she's like, you can't leave.

22:41.40
gav
like the ghost The ghost is one he's just like, oh, I'm...

22:42.17
Chibbs
yeah The ghost becomes the haunted.

22:46.20
gav
Yeah, exactly.

22:47.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:47.52
gav
She's flipped the script. The ghost can't escape her.

22:49.86
Mad Dog
she's started She started to haunt the ghost?

22:51.46
gav
She's haunting the ghost. Yes, Becky G.

22:54.95
Chibbs
Becky G is fucking...

22:56.43
Mad Dog
counter That's counter-terrorism.

22:56.57
Chibbs
It is.

22:56.62
gav
This is hardcore, man. Oh, he is.

23:00.68
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a whole other level, isn't it

23:04.34
gav
that was fantastic, Mad Dog. That didn't get the love it deserved.

23:05.81
Mad Dog
Thank you.

23:06.66
gav
I'm going to tell you right now, that did not get the love it deserved.

23:07.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:08.86
gav
Yeah.

23:09.20
Mad Dog
Thanks, man.

23:10.54
Chibbs
um Yeah, it goes to pre-chorus that says,

23:14.63
Bevo
um just Just let me say quickly that verse 2 is probably one of the shittest, most generic lists of words.

23:18.83
Mad Dog
Yeah, shit ass.

23:21.24
gav
Yeah.

23:22.81
Chibbs
go

23:23.74
Bevo
Yeah, just shit.

23:25.21
Mad Dog
Yeah, doesn't mean anything.

23:26.04
gav
yeah

23:26.11
Bevo
Carry on.

23:27.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:27.86
Bevo
Oh, it does, but it's like there's no metaphor except for the oven. There is a metaphor.

23:34.64
Chibbs
No, that wasn't a metaphor.

23:34.74
gav
You

23:36.44
Mad Dog
But the ah worst of all metaphors.

23:38.45
Bevo
No, it's just like no nuance. Very shit.

23:41.13
Mad Dog
hey avens Ovens are shit. Yeah.

23:44.13
Chibbs
Ovens are shit.

23:44.99
gav
Air fries or death, bro.

23:48.73
Chibbs
um Pre-Gorus, think of you when I'm going to bed.

23:50.18
gav
What do you got?

23:52.67
Chibbs
Then I wake up, think of you again. you' are my homie, lover and friend. Exactly why? It's the same thing.

23:58.62
Bevo
the same yeah bridge bridge is what we want

23:59.31
gav
It is. Bridge is the next different bit.

24:00.82
Chibbs
Okay. All right, cool. Bridge, here we go. Whoa! That's how it starts.

24:05.68
gav
oh Oh

24:07.96
Chibbs
maybe yeah There ain't no guarantee, but I'll take chance on we. Baby, let's take our time singing in the shower.

24:15.49
Mad Dog
Damn.

24:19.13
Chibbs
And when the times get rough, there ain't no give it up because it just feels so right singing in the shower. Don't care what others say. If I got you, I'm straight.

24:31.44
Chibbs
You bring my heart to life, yet yeah?

24:34.27
Bevo
Oh, the twist.

24:36.86
gav
Oh,

24:37.04
Bevo
She was the dead one all along.

24:37.20
Mad Dog
Oh.

24:39.41
Chibbs
She's the ghost.

24:40.22
gav
she's the ghost. Holy fuck.

24:42.31
Chibbs
Holy shit.

24:43.11
Mad Dog
Damn it.

24:43.56
Bevo
Can you...

24:43.84
gav
Oh my God.

24:44.39
Chibbs
Take that, M. Night's Shalaman.

24:46.75
gav
i was not ready.

24:47.72
Mad Dog
yeah

24:47.99
gav
i was not fucking ready.

24:49.18
Mad Dog
Shall-a-man.

24:51.89
gav
oh

24:52.56
Mad Dog
M. Night Shall-a-man.

24:53.00
gav
holy shit.

24:54.00
Chibbs
ah

24:54.93
Bevo
That was the perfect spot to put the fucking you right stinger just there, by the way.

24:55.31
gav
Holy shit. ah

24:58.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:58.59
gav
How fucking you, bro!

25:00.17
Chibbs
Oh, damn it.

25:02.43
gav
ah Yeah. so Lost a little bit of the magic.

25:04.92
Chibbs
Okay. So it is interesting.

25:06.75
gav
um

25:07.09
Chibbs
It is interesting because yeah, like all of a sudden she's doing the haunting and it's this whole thing of she was dead the whole time, but I do like this.

25:11.79
Mad Dog
She's dead the whole time.

25:12.80
gav
She's dead.

25:15.32
Chibbs
It's like when times get rough, there ain't no giving up because it feels so right. It's like, what's with all the rough times? Yeah.

25:22.72
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

25:24.75
Bevo
and What's going on?

25:25.05
Chibbs
like Like, sometimes if you're having this many rough times, it ain't so right.

25:30.73
gav
Yeah, maybe that's...

25:31.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:31.69
gav
The rough times is it feeling wrong. well

25:34.38
Bevo
Yeah.

25:35.24
Mad Dog
Is this the sixth sense in song form?

25:38.27
Chibbs
It might be. It might be Hayley Joel Osmond.

25:42.13
Bevo
Well, that, that answers my question before is why, is she hot like an oven?

25:42.23
Chibbs
Like, I don't think.

25:42.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:43.87
Chibbs
Right.

25:45.66
Bevo
It's because she is a ghost and he's bringing her back to life. So she's getting.

25:49.53
Chibbs
Right.

25:49.88
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

25:50.46
gav
Yeah, okay. So she's the cold one.

25:51.32
Mad Dog
Heating back up.

25:52.26
gav
you know yeah Yeah, there you go.

25:52.54
Bevo
yeah

25:54.32
gav
I also think there's a bit of piss play in this bridge. in this bridge

25:59.53
Bevo
All right, wrap it up.

25:59.98
Chibbs
Explain, explain.

26:01.23
gav
yeah ah There ain't no guarantee, but I'll take a chance on Wii. Baby, it's our time.

26:05.56
Chibbs
yeah

26:06.84
gav
Singing in the golden shower, perhaps?

26:08.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

26:10.82
Mad Dog
Hang on.

26:10.92
Chibbs
Yeah. Piss play. Piss play and ghosts.

26:12.37
Mad Dog
Is...

26:12.45
gav
There's definitely piss playing ghosts that are definitely terrorists.

26:14.57
Chibbs
That's what Becky G's known for.

26:16.56
gav
Yeah.

26:17.06
Mad Dog
Is urine the missing link in bringing corpses back to life?

26:21.51
Chibbs
I've never pissed on a corpse.

26:22.07
gav
Oh, no, I can tell you that is not the case. I've tried. I've tried.

26:25.12
Mad Dog
Okay.

26:26.47
Chibbs
It's the, it's i like, like Gavin pulled a, a fucking drowned body out of the ocean and then was like, it's been stung.

26:37.47
Chibbs
well I'm going to piss all over this corpse.

26:41.69
Mad Dog
Tell you what's good for jellyfish stings.

26:45.16
Chibbs
so this this This lady is obviously drowned. Get the fucking back up.

26:51.33
gav
yeah

26:51.32
Chibbs
My bladder's full.

26:52.63
gav
and unzipping the fly

26:53.32
Chibbs
That's obviously a ah jellyfish around that corpse's leg.

26:57.21
Mad Dog
Does anyone here need to piss?

27:01.56
Chibbs
i also just like the chuck it in the end here, the the homophobic remarks right at the end as well.

27:07.50
gav
i don't care what i say if i got you i'm straight i'm straight

27:07.81
Chibbs
I'll just see...

27:10.58
Chibbs
I'm straight. Well, no one was calling you a lezo, Becky, but okay. Sounds like you're really fucking fighting it.

27:16.07
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:16.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:17.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:17.88
Chibbs
I'm straight.

27:19.07
Mad Dog
Thou dost protest too much.

27:21.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:22.24
gav
ah yeah yeah

27:25.87
Chibbs
so

27:26.69
Bevo
Brilliant.

27:27.10
gav
I'm straight is probably the gayest thing you can say, right?

27:27.18
Chibbs
Just, it's the gayest thing you can say is I'm straight.

27:28.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:29.66
gav
That is...

27:30.56
Mad Dog
Yeah. ah Guys, can I just pause here just to let everyone know that I am straight?

27:36.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:37.30
gav
I'm

27:37.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:37.76
gav
super straight.

27:37.78
Chibbs
I'm a ghost.

27:37.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:37.92
Bevo
that Yeah.

27:38.46
Chibbs
wo We've got hard times, but we've got it together.

27:39.02
gav
Guys, super straight.

27:42.10
Chibbs
We've got the best. i am completely straight.

27:44.46
Bevo
I don't care what the others say.

27:47.30
gav
ah I don't care about the multitudes of people saying the opposite. I'm definitely straight.

27:54.75
Chibbs
Definitely straight is the gayest thing you can say.

27:56.86
Mad Dog
It's the gayest thing that you could ever say.

27:59.24
gav
It's...

27:59.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:00.17
gav
ah ah huh that

28:03.14
Bevo
Yeah.

28:03.23
Mad Dog
that a shirt?

28:09.44
Chibbs
It's true. You should never... You don't have to tell something you definitely straight.

28:16.11
Mad Dog
is that a shirt

28:17.09
gav
I was just about to say that might also be a shame.

28:18.70
Chibbs
Another shirt.

28:20.11
gav
I'm definitely straight.

28:20.36
Chibbs
Definitely straight.

28:21.60
gav
It's so fucking funny.

28:22.57
Chibbs
Just definitely straight.

28:24.31
Mad Dog
100% gay.

28:24.46
gav
Definitely straight. ah Definitely straight on the front, 100% gay on the back.

28:30.47
Chibbs
Gay on the back.

28:34.35
Bevo
that's That's brilliant.

28:34.53
Chibbs
but

28:35.04
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

28:39.97
gav
oh fuck.

28:40.16
Mad Dog
ah

28:40.73
gav
I love it when we do a shirts ep, man.

28:42.85
Chibbs
ah

28:42.97
gav
It's been a while since it's full-on fucking shirt ep.

28:45.29
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah you can't force them they do they come they just go that

28:45.87
gav
I'm fucking keen.

28:48.81
Mad Dog
ah Well, there seems to be a couple of listeners out there now that are writing in and that.

28:51.45
Bevo
and with the

28:54.69
Mad Dog
If they want one of these shirts, they should hit us up.

28:57.54
Chibbs
yeah well um knock a shirt out no worries yeah

28:57.97
Bevo
yeah

28:58.15
gav
Yeah.

28:58.81
Mad Dog
We'll get it.

28:58.96
gav
No, they have to remind us because I've fucking, we come up with all these ideas that I never listen back to these episodes and I forget all of this shit.

29:01.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:03.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:05.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:05.29
Chibbs
You know what I need to do? I need to basically just download all of the um transcripts from every episode, load every single one of them to chat GPT, and then just be like, tell me all the shirts we've mentioned.

29:12.00
Bevo
Oh yeah.

29:12.08
Mad Dog
Chat GP tell you it.

29:12.16
Bevo
And just control F shirt.

29:17.03
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

29:18.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:19.14
Bevo
Can we, can the ghost one just be the Ghostbusters logo and in the text, all ghosts are terrorists.

29:19.60
Mad Dog
ah

29:24.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:26.08
gav
but

29:26.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:26.97
gav
ah

29:28.42
Mad Dog
Just a ghost with an AK and like

29:30.64
Bevo
No, no, no change to the Ghostbusters logo. It's exactly yeah like no ghosts.

29:32.76
Chibbs
It's just the Ghostbusters logo.

29:35.93
gav
ah

29:40.09
Chibbs
that's great. It was released on the 23rd of April, 2014. That's an old song. That's 4,607 days after the towers fell.

29:45.24
Mad Dog
Fuck.

29:45.74
gav
yeah

29:46.53
Chibbs
um that's four thousand six hundred and seven days after the towers fell

29:50.39
gav
all right i wonder if oh i saw a um i saw a fucking thing recently that was like um was there a planes spin-off of the cars franchise or is

29:51.20
Chibbs
yeah

29:51.45
Mad Dog
Hey, racing.

30:00.10
Chibbs
i I think I sent, I sent, did I send, I sent you that.

30:00.45
Bevo
Yeah, there was. Yeah. Did I imagine this?

30:02.76
gav
Yeah, I think...

30:03.93
Chibbs
I sent it to you.

30:03.97
gav
Yeah, no, no.

30:04.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:05.05
gav
Yeah, Chib sent me this. That was exactly fucking... I thought it was Mossy, but it must have been you.

30:08.89
Chibbs
It's like, yeah it's the, the poster of planes doesn't have the World Trade Center in it. Like the Twin Towers in it.

30:14.96
gav
Like, it's got the New York skyline, but no tower, so it's like, did a sentient terrorist plane into

30:19.51
Chibbs
Like, not only does it recognize that there was a terrorist attack on the towers, but the plane was sentient. Yeah.

30:28.50
Mad Dog
Lungs.

30:29.71
gav
Yes. Yes.

30:30.46
Bevo
There's a lot of stuff in the cars universe that you can't think about too much because they've got like army cars and stuff.

30:33.52
Chibbs
It's like Tom. Yeah. It's like Thomas.

30:35.95
Bevo
So there was like cars, World War II, which implies cars, Holocaust and yeah.

30:40.12
Chibbs
the The Thomas with a fucking scuba tank, which means he has lungs and blood.

30:45.05
Bevo
Yeah.

30:45.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:50.54
gav
Terrifying implications.

30:50.83
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

30:51.75
gav
Yeah.

30:51.95
Bevo
Yeah.

30:52.04
Chibbs
yes So good.

30:52.34
Mad Dog
la

30:53.26
Chibbs
It's written by Becky G, Dr. Luke, Circuit, Theron Thomas, and Clarence Coffey Jr.

31:01.01
Bevo
We've had circuit before.

31:02.25
Chibbs
We've had Dr. Luke and Circuit. They work together a lot.

31:03.81
Bevo
Yeah.

31:03.94
gav
yeah

31:04.25
Chibbs
Dr. Luke's known one more for the rapes, but he is um also a producer. He did um Katy Perry's Woman's Land or whatever the fuck it was called.

31:12.61
Bevo
World. Women's land. Women's world.

31:15.64
Mad Dog
Oh, right.

31:15.98
Chibbs
Yeah, Woman's Land.

31:18.52
Mad Dog
Before she got shot into space.

31:20.36
Chibbs
Before she went to space.

31:20.53
Bevo
Yeah.

31:21.40
Chibbs
That's right.

31:21.65
Bevo
It never came back.

31:21.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:22.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:22.97
Chibbs
Yeah, and decided to have started to co co-write and produce that song with a rapist.

31:24.01
Bevo
Metaphorically speaking. Yeah.

31:29.99
Mad Dog
Got it.

31:30.10
Chibbs
um Dr. Luke, his name your name is a Lucas Goswald. Yeah, he was ah he apparently was ah the guitarist for the Saturday Night Live band, apparently, at one point.

31:41.17
Bevo
Oh, sick.

31:41.25
gav
oh

31:42.09
Chibbs
There you go.

31:42.95
gav
What a claim to fame.

31:43.77
Chibbs
There you go. Circuit has produced songs for The Weeknd.

31:49.62
Chibbs
He's also a casual drug user. um

31:53.29
Bevo
What does that say?

31:53.40
Mad Dog
Right.

31:54.28
Bevo
Where does it say that? It's an only Wikipedia.

31:56.19
gav
yeah

31:57.38
Chibbs
Terran...

31:58.27
gav
Chibs just knows. Chibs was hanging out with him one time and he's pretty casual.

32:00.22
Chibbs
yeah Theron Thomas um ah wrote Pour It Up for Rihanna while drunk on a plane, and Clarence Coffey Jr.

32:01.49
Bevo
Okay.

32:10.39
Chibbs
is part of the songwriting group called The Monsters and the Strangers. um

32:15.33
Mad Dog
I'm sorry, but I can't think of anywhere worse to be drunk than a plane.

32:19.58
Chibbs
Yeah, a boat.

32:20.47
Mad Dog
It's... It sucks.

32:20.81
gav
It's not great. I mean, it depends what sort of plan.

32:22.33
Mad Dog
sucks.

32:23.22
gav
If you're talking just like a, um like ah if you're an economy and you're drunk, it's it's the worst fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:27.31
Mad Dog
I'm talking cattle class commercial airliner.

32:29.71
gav
That's the worst. That's easily one of the top five worst places to be drunk.

32:30.99
Mad Dog
Why? Yeah. Yeah.

32:33.89
Chibbs
Yeah, I just went on one of those little 12-seater.

32:34.65
gav
Also one of the top five worst places to be sober, annoyingly enough.

32:37.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:38.05
gav
so

32:38.28
Chibbs
I went on one of those little 12-seater planes recently that was like, one which was one of my, vet like, it was like my van, but it fucking flew.

32:41.22
gav
Okay. That's a fantastic place to get drunk.

32:46.70
Bevo
I

32:47.07
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:47.61
gav
yeah ah

32:49.10
Mad Dog
That'd be all right to be drunk, but...

32:49.17
Chibbs
Yeah. I just, there was something unnerving about hearing the effort it took the pilot to get up into the plane, like being able to hear that, like, yeah.

32:56.88
Bevo
bet she was.

32:58.41
gav
ah

32:59.03
Mad Dog
Thank you.

32:59.12
Chibbs
and

32:59.38
gav
yeah

32:59.60
Bevo
yeah

33:01.03
gav
gra scratching his ass as he sits down.

33:02.26
Chibbs
Yeah, he settles himself in.

33:03.30
gav
Well,

33:03.52
Chibbs
You're like, fuck, I'm going to die. um Becky G was discovered on YouTube doing covers in her garage.

33:12.21
Bevo
bet she was

33:12.91
Chibbs
yeah she was 17 when she recorded this song which i was just watching the video before and i was like is she 11 no she's 17 17 um yeah apparently the song was meant to launch her as the next katie perry um but it actually she ended up turning into a huge latin pop star instead apparently it's just

33:16.30
gav
well

33:20.69
Bevo
Yeah, she looks very young.

33:28.37
Bevo
Oh.

33:32.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:32.88
gav
Yeah, she did like a bunch of Latin films and stuff as well, right?

33:36.19
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently she's she blew up there.

33:38.10
gav
Massive, yeah.

33:38.21
Chibbs
So, yeah, yeah.

33:38.26
Mad Dog
Good honour.

33:39.74
Chibbs
um She once said that she hated the song by the time it became a hit because she had to sing it like a thousand times and then it became a hit.

33:47.11
gav
Oh, God.

33:48.12
Chibbs
And she's like, gosh shit. Yeah.

33:50.02
gav
ah ah don't you Don't you hate it when you accidentally record a hit?

33:51.88
Mad Dog
Ah, shit.

33:55.05
Chibbs
Yeah, it was used as um ah in ad campaign for Axe Body Spray. um And it blew up as well as part of being just part of a fucking deodorant ad.

34:10.62
Chibbs
um But apparently she would constantly get confused with Selena Gomez at the time that it came out.

34:16.16
gav
you know

34:16.16
Bevo
Yeah, she looks a bit like Selena Gomez.

34:16.42
Chibbs
So i was like, yeah, there was just like...

34:18.39
gav
And her name is Gomez. That's the G in Becky G.

34:21.72
Chibbs
ah well, gee, it was a good call then.

34:21.86
Bevo
Oh, right. Yeah. Huh.

34:24.08
gav
Rebecca Gomez.

34:25.91
Chibbs
Well, there you go. Yeah, so what else have got here? Oh, Circuit did fucking Raw by Katy Perry in Wrecking Ball. um

34:36.78
gav
Uh...

34:37.52
Chibbs
But yeah, apparently they just said, that state the quite like the brief they got from the label is, just make a teen summer anthem, please. and that And that's what they gave them, yeah.

34:46.97
gav
ah

34:47.04
Bevo
Yeah, it sounds like that.

34:48.03
gav
And this is what they came up with.

34:49.05
Bevo
Brief.

34:49.23
gav
Yeah.

34:49.87
Bevo
yeah

34:50.75
gav
Yeah.

34:50.74
Chibbs
yeah

34:51.02
Bevo
Song to a brief.

34:52.65
Chibbs
Yeah, exactly. there video? There is a video because I just watched it. You tell me about the video, girl.

34:55.79
gav
There is a video.

34:58.05
Chibbs
um Where's the fucking... Here it is. Okay.

35:14.86
gav
That's me. ah Short and sweet for this one.

35:16.41
Chibbs
see

35:17.31
gav
More product placement than a billboard at the Melbourne Cup.

35:20.22
Bevo
I noticed that too.

35:20.32
Chibbs
It really was, wasn't it? It seemed like, I thought it was a YouTube ad.

35:21.86
gav
Oh yeah.

35:24.35
gav
It is seriously a CoverGirl commercial. it is yeah

35:26.87
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

35:26.97
Chibbs
Yeah. I was like, skip. Oh wait, no, the song, this is the song that started.

35:30.23
gav
but this is This is it.

35:31.02
Bevo
This is it, yeah.

35:31.43
gav
yeah no it's

35:31.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:32.44
gav
The entire fucking film clip is just like, let me get a close up of CoverGirl lip gloss and that's it.

35:33.40
Chibbs
It looked like an ad.

35:37.31
Chibbs
Um, and I'll tell you what, a fucking, uh, pair of teeth.

35:38.45
gav
Top to bottom.

35:43.36
Chibbs
You could kick a fucking field goal through. Yeah.

35:45.80
Bevo
Big gap.

35:47.92
Mad Dog
Hey, as ah as a gappy guy myself, it's okay.

35:50.45
gav
I'll say i it's a it's it's a beautiful look it's a beautiful look

35:54.48
Chibbs
It's fine. I'm just saying, like, for a pop star at that point, you'd think they would have just closed it up.

36:00.14
Mad Dog
Just closed it up.

36:01.86
Bevo
You know, you get supermodels like that too.

36:02.10
Chibbs
I

36:03.50
Bevo
It's it's a bit of a thing.

36:05.33
Mad Dog
It was before her time. It was before the gap time.

36:06.47
gav
it's interesting

36:08.03
Mad Dog
Oh, oh hang on. 2014, did you say?

36:10.41
Chibbs
ah don't know when the gap was. I i remember the gap being a thing. it Maybe this was, ah you know, the height of the gap.

36:15.77
gav
I feel like they... I feel like this... I mean, perhaps this was the leading edge of focusing on things like that because like they they do feature quite a few close-up shots almost almost specifically of her front teeth.

36:24.00
Chibbs
That's what I mean. It's not like it's... Uh-huh.

36:27.02
gav
Yeah, yeah.

36:27.50
Chibbs
Yeah. it's I'm not just saying that out nowhere. They wanted me to focus on the teeth.

36:31.90
gav
Yeah, actually, if you scroll scroll to 2 minutes 15 in the video and you'll see...

36:32.29
Mad Dog
oh yeah, it was a thing.

36:35.00
Bevo
that That part just went straight past me.

36:38.27
gav
Yeah, you you're at that bit now. It's like a close-up.

36:39.89
Bevo
Actually, it was an earlier same thing, but yeah.

36:41.92
Chibbs
Oh, okay. They do it a bunch of times.

36:42.60
gav
Yeah, okay. They do it a few times.

36:43.61
Chibbs
What's the most viewed part?

36:43.80
gav
Yeah, yeah. um it's right at the start, like 19 seconds through like 19 seconds to about a minute.

36:51.73
Bevo
kind of where she crashes through this yellow piece of paper.

36:54.36
gav
It's when she's in the smallest outfit that she's in for the whole film clip.

36:57.57
Chibbs
Cool. The 12-year-old girl.

36:59.51
gav
Yes, exactly.

37:00.42
Chibbs
Yeah, great. It's direct...

37:01.21
gav
ah Hey, I didn't replay that bit. All right. I'm just fucking telling you where everyone else did it. The rest of it's all the rest of you that are creeps.

37:09.78
Chibbs
It's directed by Hannah Lux-Davis, who did Into You by Ariana Grande, Say So by Doja Cat, Bang Bang by Nicki Minaj, and Call for the Summer by Demi Lovato. Yeah.

37:23.50
gav
I got a couple of comments. There's definitely a lot of comments. Oh,

37:26.39
Chibbs
Oh, and Doja Cat is in the video as an extra, apparently.

37:29.17
gav
oh I missed that.

37:30.37
Bevo
That's

37:31.36
gav
Huh.

37:32.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:32.28
gav
All right. Good to know.

37:32.74
Chibbs
Yeah, she's in there.

37:33.65
gav
um I've got a comment from five from five years ago, just for some context.

37:38.13
Chibbs
yeah

37:39.96
gav
I missed back when everyone was happy. Now everyone is all sad and depressed all the time. Jesus Christ.

37:46.02
Bevo
a bit sad.

37:46.55
Chibbs
Everyone.

37:47.46
Bevo
it's been sad

37:50.33
Chibbs
okay

37:50.90
gav
oh jesus christ

37:51.48
Bevo
um

37:53.25
gav
Yep, which was in 2020, so everyone probably was all sad and fucking to depressed.

37:55.46
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. tim Yeah. Yeah. Probably nailed it. ah Is there a Becky G set list?

38:02.01
Bevo
Yeah, there is.

38:03.28
Mad Dog
Wow.

38:09.03
Chibbs
the ultimate skill and we are here to show that skill off.

38:12.82
gav
Mmm.

38:13.03
Bevo
It's the 17th of November, 2024. Casa Gomez Otro Capitulo Tour at Gallagher Square, San Diego, California, USA.

38:16.78
gav
Ooh.

38:17.14
Chibbs
Oh.

38:22.05
Bevo
18 songs and most of them are Spanish titles.

38:22.26
Chibbs
Okay. Okay.

38:22.65
Mad Dog
hey

38:27.36
Chibbs
Wow. she she She went full fucking Latin pop star.

38:29.04
Mad Dog
She really lent into it.

38:29.27
Bevo
Almost of them.

38:31.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:32.57
Bevo
It seems like this is the only one that's not like a Spanish title.

38:32.62
gav
Are we doing... Wow.

38:35.91
Chibbs
Okay. Right.

38:37.37
gav
ah we Is there a bra ah sort of um main body encore type situation or is it just an A-team pump straight through?

38:42.77
Bevo
No, no, just 18. You

38:44.77
gav
Fuck, that's hard.

38:46.08
Chibbs
ah She's probably got bigger songs than this now.

38:46.26
gav
I'm going third last. Yeah, it's I don't think it's going to be an opener a closer.

38:50.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:51.10
gav
I'm going third last.

38:52.00
Chibbs
I'm going to go third.

38:55.24
Mad Dog
Fuck it. um Fifth.

38:58.81
Bevo
can't say fuck it in the thing about it more.

39:00.21
Chibbs
ah yeah

39:01.77
Bevo
ah but

39:03.79
gav
ah I don't give a fuck. Let me just put heaps of thought into it.

39:05.76
Bevo
Fuck it. then you get

39:09.22
Bevo
Fuck it. and you get the calculator out. you like and

39:10.84
Chibbs
yeah

39:12.39
gav
oh

39:12.64
Bevo
Carry the one.

39:13.40
Chibbs
Fuck it.

39:13.63
Bevo
ah

39:13.84
Chibbs
I'm going to think about this.

39:15.25
Bevo
plays it last.

39:15.41
gav
Carry the one.

39:16.87
Chibbs
yeah

39:17.00
Bevo
Can't win them

39:17.98
Mad Dog
Carry the one.

39:20.56
gav
I love that trope.

39:20.94
Bevo
all.

39:21.54
gav
That's good.

39:21.70
Bevo
it plays a last

39:23.58
Mad Dog
Last.

39:23.58
gav
Oh, fuck's sake.

39:23.65
Bevo
last

39:24.39
Chibbs
shit.

39:24.66
Bevo
yeah

39:25.80
gav
God damn it. ah Okay, whatever.

39:28.07
Chibbs
Good on her.

39:29.79
gav
None of us had the ultimate skill tonight. that was That's

39:32.67
Bevo
it

39:32.74
Mad Dog
No, I'm out of practice.

39:33.47
Chibbs
No, no.

39:33.92
Bevo
ah with them all

39:34.37
Mad Dog
It's been a while.

39:35.34
gav
It has been a minute. where where We are, yeah, rusty.

39:36.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:37.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:38.22
gav
We're rusty.

39:38.33
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, fair enough.

39:39.29
gav
Rusty trombones.

39:43.14
Chibbs
It peaked at number 16 on the Billboard Hot 100. It was certified platinum two times over in the US.

39:51.20
Chibbs
Yeah, and it's still racking up fucking streams and pops up on TikTok fucking videos and shit. that The la-di-da-da-di-da-da thing part is used in ads all the time.

40:06.68
Bevo
Yeah.

40:06.77
Chibbs
um Yeah. um But, yeah, fuck, 16. Yeah. That's up there, I guess.

40:13.35
gav
yeah that's up there it's yeah it's a big song it's a big song

40:16.47
Chibbs
Sure. Yeah. um

40:22.00
Chibbs
We'll play this one then.

40:36.46
Chibbs
ah

40:37.40
Bevo
love to hear a verse of that.

40:37.45
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah, I'm sure I don't think.

40:39.67
gav
Oh, yeah. Fuck.

40:40.44
Bevo
could carry on a bit more.

40:42.08
Chibbs
um

40:42.91
gav
yeah

40:43.26
Chibbs
The net worth of Becky G in 2025, what do you think it is, Gav?

40:49.11
gav
This one's fucking difficult. I have no idea how much money there is in the Latin American circuit right now. this is i feel like i feel like we're outside the I feel like we're outside the normal scope.

40:55.54
Chibbs
Pesos.

41:00.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:00.39
gav
um gona If she's massive, ah fuck, 16 million and I could be so far off it's not funny.

41:07.43
Chibbs
Okay, fair enough. Dog?

41:10.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, i reckon she's fucking riding on that peso wave.

41:13.92
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

41:15.24
Mad Dog
um So i'm going to say 416 trillion but Bolivian pesos, which equates to,

41:23.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:29.24
Mad Dog
yeah, fuck it, 8 million US.

41:30.79
Chibbs
but Yeah. Okay.

41:31.73
gav
but but See, he thought before at that time and then said fuck it and answered quickly.

41:32.04
Chibbs
but Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah

41:36.10
Mad Dog
Yeah, I got it that time.

41:36.35
Chibbs
All right.

41:36.61
Bevo
yeah

41:37.57
gav
He's still...

41:38.07
Mad Dog
I got it at that time.

41:38.56
Chibbs
So you got, what are you, what are you, what are you at, Gav?

41:38.73
gav
No, I think i think he's still putting a lot of thought in.

41:39.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:41.02
Chibbs
616? At 8. Bevo?

41:41.77
gav
I'm at 16. He's halved mine.

41:43.16
Chibbs
i and i

41:44.89
Bevo
I'm going to safe 20.

41:46.88
Chibbs
It's like 10, 10 mil US.

41:48.08
Bevo
ah

41:48.63
Mad Dog
Yes, there it is.

41:50.40
gav
Fuck.

41:50.65
Mad Dog
Okay.

41:51.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

41:51.99
gav
Yeah.

41:52.69
Mad Dog
Still pretty good.

41:52.67
gav
Yeah, not fair enough. we're we're all We're all in the bracket.

41:53.92
Mad Dog
ah

41:54.88
Bevo
I'd be, I'd be singing in the shower if i had 10 million dollars.

41:55.15
gav
That's not too far out.

41:56.40
Chibbs
Not nothing. It's not nothing.

41:59.65
Mad Dog
Fucking nice.

42:00.35
Chibbs
It's not nothing.

42:00.40
gav
I'm...

42:01.01
Chibbs
And that goes real far when you live in Uruguay or yeah.

42:01.73
gav
i'm

42:04.01
Mad Dog
Guatemala. yeah

42:05.01
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Wherever the fuck she sets up a camp. um Let's write this shit.

42:24.13
Chibbs
Okay. What are we going to run it out of here? um Yeah, what are ghosts made out?

42:29.28
gav
Ghost loads.

42:33.64
Mad Dog
Ghost terrorist attacks?

42:36.59
Chibbs
Ectoplasm?

42:37.62
gav
Yeah.

42:37.76
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

42:38.14
gav
ex egg Yeah.

42:38.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:39.54
gav
Ectoplasm?

42:40.36
Mad Dog
X something like that.

42:40.49
gav
Yeah. Exoplasm?

42:41.31
Bevo
Yeah.

42:41.81
gav
I forget. Something like that.

42:42.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:43.07
Chibbs
Something like that.

42:44.20
gav
Ejaculate.

42:44.53
Chibbs
Anyway, ejaet ghost ejaculate. um Ten is a whole vat that you drown in.

42:52.09
gav
yeah

42:53.54
Chibbs
One is a drop. A drop of ghost jizz. ah

42:59.00
Mad Dog
this

43:00.32
Chibbs
You cough a little bit.

43:02.19
Bevo
Yeah.

43:03.54
Mad Dog
It's still not pleasant, but you can deal with it.

43:04.84
Chibbs
no

43:05.81
gav
but

43:06.47
Chibbs
Still quite haunting. Yeah.

43:08.12
gav
But you'd do it again. You'd do it again if enough time had passed.

43:11.59
Mad Dog
It's charming. Charming.

43:14.26
Chibbs
but Acid attack is charming.

43:16.65
Mad Dog
White terror. jobbi

43:19.53
gav
A charming little acid attack.

43:21.30
Chibbs
yeah um ah There was one the other day about white terror.

43:27.11
Bevo
left.

43:28.11
Chibbs
Bring back white terror.

43:29.78
Mad Dog
why there

43:32.59
gav
Oh, shout out to our Irish listeners.

43:32.82
Bevo
Never left.

43:33.23
Chibbs
ah yeah yeah on the day um What do you give this out of Bevo?

43:34.23
gav
you guys keep You guys are really holding it down for the white.

43:35.62
Bevo
never left

43:42.16
Bevo
Um, do you know what? I don't hate it for some reason.

43:46.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:46.36
Bevo
I thought I might. It's like, it's so generic and shitty, but it's like, at least it's a little bit catchy and let's go to the crazy frog four, I think.

43:51.54
Chibbs
Yep.

43:54.75
Chibbs
Yeah, ring-a-ding-ding-bam-bam. Doggy.

43:59.78
Mad Dog
i I think I'm a Becky G fan, hey. a Yeah, don't mind this. um I'll give it a three.

44:08.69
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough. Gav.

44:10.43
gav
Fuck, I didn't expect it to go this way, but I'm a three as well, man.

44:12.96
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

44:13.43
gav
it's like

44:14.78
Chibbs
yeah um

44:15.68
gav
I thought I'd be the outlier and I'd cop so much flack for that.

44:18.38
Chibbs
Yeah, no.

44:19.00
gav
I'm just like, oh, my people.

44:21.11
Chibbs
um'm ah look um Honestly, I'm exactly the same. I sat there listening to it before and I went, I don't hate this.

44:26.94
gav
It's all right.

44:27.11
Bevo
Yeah.

44:27.51
Chibbs
I don't hate it.

44:27.61
gav
It's all right.

44:27.72
Bevo
It's pleasant.

44:28.13
gav
Yeah.

44:29.01
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, it's yeah, it's generic and it's fucking whatever, but I'm not fucking like infuriated sitting here listening to it.

44:33.11
Mad Dog
It is what it is.

44:34.49
gav
yeah

44:39.01
gav
yeah I like it all all the more now that it has all these ghost connotations.

44:41.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:43.88
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

44:44.59
Chibbs
might scare me a little bit more now but yeah um i'll give it a four i'll give it a crazy frog four as well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

44:44.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:44.98
Bevo
Definitely, yeah

44:50.17
Bevo
yeah.

44:50.20
gav
Hell yeah.

44:50.63
Bevo
Yeah.

44:50.87
Mad Dog
Wow.

44:51.13
gav
What a tight spread.

44:51.49
Bevo
Not bad.

44:51.58
Mad Dog
It's very popular.

44:52.73
gav
That's a fucking, it's been a minute. It's good.

44:55.59
Bevo
It's like, it's it's the kind of song we would do on this podcast, like, like stereotypically, but it's not bad.

45:03.71
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

45:04.90
Chibbs
and very surprising

45:05.37
gav
yeah

45:07.33
Mad Dog
You never know what the outcome is going to be.

45:07.29
Bevo
Yeah.

45:07.54
gav
Yeah, yeah. And I'm definitely straight.

45:09.19
Chibbs
You never know.

45:09.33
Mad Dog
That's right.

45:10.99
Chibbs
but well

45:11.53
gav
Definitely straight for for all the listeners.

45:12.50
Chibbs
Gavin is definitely straight and all ghosts are terrorists.

45:12.78
Bevo
We know.

45:16.34
Chibbs
Everyone else, go and get fucked.

45:34.03
Mad Dog
Singing in the shower.

45:36.81
gav
Does she? da

45:42.04
Mad Dog
Singing in the shower.

45:49.39
Bevo
Got to go back and listen and if she's got a lisp the whole time she sings.

45:50.03
Mad Dog
who

45:52.94
Chibbs
God damn.

45:53.00
Mad Dog
Goes to the gap.

45:53.31
gav
ah see

45:54.03
Bevo
Because gap, yeah.

45:55.22
Chibbs
It's a whistle like a kettle going off.

45:55.33
gav
if ah

45:57.17
Bevo
Ha, ha, ha.

45:58.13
gav
saying