I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen

Bruce Springsteen might be The Boss, but in I'm on Fire he's also… extremely calm about being absolutely covered in metaphorical (or maybe real?) flames.

This week, we dive deep into one of the most quietly horny and confusing songs ever written. Is Bruce seducing someone? Is he literally combusting? Did he just wet the bed in three different ways at once? And why does this sound so romantic when the lyrics are basically an unhinged fever dream?

We try (and fail) to make sense of it all, explore the strangest possible interpretations, and even manage to drag Creed into it. Because of course we do.

Expect:

• unsettling lyrical discoveries
• accidental self-immolation
• unexpected gymnastics
• at least one conversation about Mormon soaking
• a healthy amount of shame for ever thinking this was a sexy song

All hail The Boss… but also, mate, are you okay?

🎧 Listen, follow, and leave us a review if you've ever been on fire and handled it worse than Bruce.

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Transcript

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Chibbs
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Bevo
In horniness.

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gav
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Bevo
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Mad Dog
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Bevo
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Mad Dog
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Bevo
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gav
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Chibbs
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Bevo
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Bevo
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This is a mixture of Mount Franklin and pump. Whatever he says. That cracked me up.

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Chibbs
ah Is there a doctor specifically for Cox?

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
There's Dr. Cox on Scrubs.

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Bevo
Urologist.

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Mad Dog
Our childhood doctor was Dr Cox.

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Chibbs
Is that it is?

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gav
Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
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Mad Dog
After the anatomy, yeah.

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Chibbs
no

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Bevo
That's a sex move too. Dr. Cox.

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Chibbs
Oh my god!

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gav
Nice. Nice. yeah yeah yeah ah That was clean, Bevo.

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Disgusting.

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gav
Well done.

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Mad Dog
Bevo's in a mood today, I think.

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Bevo
I'm on fire.

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gav
Good.

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no

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
He is on

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gav
yeah yeah

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
boy Speaking of docking we are doing I'm on Fire by Bruce Springsteen.

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anaconda cock dick
Can we just...

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gav
Speaking of which.

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Bevo
They gave Austin.

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Mad Dog
Thank you.

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Chibbs
I tell you, that's how you know he is the fucking boss. Because I tell you this much, if I was on fucking fire, I wouldn't be that goddamn calm about it.

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gav
Yeah, that's like a Quan Duck level of calm about being on fire, isn't it?

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anaconda cock dick
No.

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Chibbs
He's just like, a I'm on fire.

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Bevo
Oh,

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Mad Dog
but

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gav
He's burning to death in the middle of a Vietnamese street right now.

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anaconda cock dick
I wouldn't be singing about it.

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gav
It's just, I'm on fire.

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Mad Dog
Just little bit of hot. Yeah.

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gav
Love it.

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah. I mean, you put that in another context, like I can't even be that calm when I kick my toe.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

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Bevo
I stubbed my toe.

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gav
Yeah. Yeah.

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Mad Dog
And this guy's literally...

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anaconda cock dick
Like...

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anaconda cock dick
no fucking way.

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Chibbs
Show us some emotion, Bruce. You don't care about anything.

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anaconda cock dick
You kick your toe, you go, oh, fuck your you. You say to the thing that you kicked, you say, fuck you. Fuck. Oh, what happened?

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Chibbs
yes

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anaconda cock dick
I've kicked my fucking toe. Fuck. Like being on fire is way worse than that.

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Mad Dog
It is. It certainly is.

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Chibbs
Gavin's here.

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gav
Sadly, how are we?

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Chibbs
Yeah. Great, Gav.

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Good thanks, Gav.

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Chibbs
Thanks. and

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anaconda cock dick
Thanks for asking.

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Chibbs
Great, Gavin. Trusty beverage.

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Bevo
I've emoliated. is that right?

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Great use. Yep. Self-emoliated.

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Chibbs
ah Great.

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Bevo
yeah

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Chibbs
Gavin's like...

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Bevo
Is that right?

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Chibbs
Yes!

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gav
ah that my Neck in my being.

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Chibbs
Yes! I'm drinking, but yes, yes!

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Bevo
Is that what it is? so i Did I get it right?

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gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's absolutely it.

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Bevo
Emolient?

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gav
Yep.

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Bevo
Emolate. Not emolate.

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gav
Emolate.

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Chibbs
Immolate.

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gav
Emolated.

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Bevo
Emolate.

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gav
Emoliated? Emolated.

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Bevo
Emolate is something else.

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gav
ah Emulate. To emulate.

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Bevo
No, that's to make weak. Emolate. Emolate. It's different.

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gav
what is What do we do on this podcast again? i forget what this... What are we doing here?

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Chibbs
It's a grammar-based podcast, I think.

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Bevo
Grind things to a halt, apparently.

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2001 definitions of words no one's ever heard of.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Dead Southern's

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gav
Well-timed sip. Noise.

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anaconda cock dick
ah Yeah,

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gav
Noise.

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Chibbs
here.

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Chibbs
Mad Dog's here. It's a very Springsteen-esque bark.

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Mad Dog
Woo! Woof!

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gav
noise

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anaconda cock dick
Celebratory dog.

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Bevo
Woo-hoo!

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Oh.

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Bevo
Woo-hoo!

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Mad Dog
Woof! Woof!

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Bevo
Ooh.

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gav
There we go.

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Chibbs
All right.

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gav
There we go.

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Bevo
Bit of ASMR for the...

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Chibbs
Now, if anyone's not yet, make sure you are following us. You can follow us on YouTube and Instagram and Facebook and threads. um You'll find Ryan Beveridge is very active on there at 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
He's a thread head.

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Mad Dog
Threadhead.

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Chibbs
All right.

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anaconda cock dick
He's um is the king of threads. And um you might be thinking, no no, no, that's the man who invented clothes.

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Bevo
200 followers

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anaconda cock dick
I'll tell you, you're wrong.

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Bevo
as

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anaconda cock dick
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Bevo
many as two hundred followers as many as

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Chibbs
Oh, shit, you're on fire.

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Mad Dog
Dude, really? Wow.

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Chibbs
Fuck,

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Bevo
Yeah. I had a funny thought just before when Mad Dog was talking, imagine if there was ASMR, but it was just dogs barking.

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gav
Go.

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Mad Dog
More than Springsteen.

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gav
ah

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c fifty

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Bevo
Someone would be really into that. Yeah.

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anaconda cock dick
Oh, that's That

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Chibbs
fuck that'd be stressful.

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Mad Dog
Like a ah real really yappy dogs as well.

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gav
hu that's

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anaconda cock dick
sounds like two German shepherds and a coca spaniel. If I've ever heard it.

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Chibbs
We've got lyrics to get into with this.

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Bevo
Not many.

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Chibbs
Not a lot, but I imagine um imagine he's going to say a lot with a little, being the master wordsmith that Bruce Springsteen is.

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Mad Dog
No.

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anaconda cock dick
Which I'm happy about.

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Chibbs
Oh, shit. I'm really just looking at the lyrics now.

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gav
Yeah, the lyrics are, it's a wild one, man.

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Okay, here we go. All right, lucky I get to read it.

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Chibbs
Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?

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Mad Dog
Jesus.

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Chibbs
Did he go away and leave you all alone? I've got a bad desire.

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anaconda cock dick
no

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Chibbs
Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire.

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gav
oh Okay.

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Bevo
It's Carol Brady's husband

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anaconda cock dick
i

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gav
that's fuck That's one way to open a fucking song.

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Mad Dog
Came in very hot.

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Chibbs
I'm sorry, what just happened?

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anaconda cock dick
I know.

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gav
Yeah. That's what I mean. Opening fucking verse. that is that You could not say that now. That's a well-known song.

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anaconda cock dick
No.

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gav
I never knew that's i never knew that's what he said.

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Bevo
I know a lot of girls that love this song, that really love this song too.

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

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gav
Hey, little girl. Is your daddy home? Did he go away and leave you all alone?

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Mad Dog
ah

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anaconda cock dick
yeah

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Mad Dog
um Okay, who wants to open up the savings?

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Chibbs
Okay, let's just say, let's let's let's not go down the um the the pedophilia route here.

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gav
The obvious.

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Mad Dog
Too obvious.

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Chibbs
Let's... Bruce, innocent spin for Bruce, let's say.

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gav
Okay.

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Chibbs
He has been drinking at the bar whatnot. Someone has doused him in some sort of yeah accelerant.

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Mad Dog
Petroleum.

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Bevo
Ethel.

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Mad Dog
Accelerant, yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

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gav
Accelerant. Good use, yeah.

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Chibbs
ah And as a joke out on the street, as you know, maybe he likes to do it as a bit of a party trick. He lights his shoes on fire and runs up and down the street. Yeah.

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anaconda cock dick
ah

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Chibbs
but But let's just say that he's gone it out and gone, oh, Bruce, fuck, do the shoes on fire trick for us. He's like, yeah, all right, right. But he's fuck-eyed and he's poured it all up his legs and shit.

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Mad Dog
Ha ha

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Chibbs
So his jeans and everything are now doused in it. And he's lit his shoe on fire and started to run. And it's spreading up.

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anaconda cock dick
he Yeah.

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Mad Dog
ha ha

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Chibbs
He only wears silk with the waist up. He only wears silk. So it's gone up the years.

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gav
Ha ha ha ha

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Chibbs
Caught, caught, caught. the the top, it's going and he's just like fucking running and then gone, I need to get into one of these houses ASAP to get into their shower because I am burn burning, burning alive and he's knocked on a door and then because he is a polite man said oh hey there little girl is your daddy home?

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

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gav
His skin's peeling off in sheets.

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Bevo
go.

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Mad Dog
well While the flames are lapping around.

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Chibbs
And it's just but he's so calm he's like

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gav
ah ah

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anaconda cock dick
engulfing him.

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gav
his skin's peeling off in sheets

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Mad Dog
yet

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Chibbs
And he has he has got a bad desire to get in your shell.

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Mad Dog
Trying to pull it together.

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Chibbs
Please.

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anaconda cock dick
Okay. That's, I was waiting to see what you would say about that line. Cause everything else to me lines up with that theory.

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Chibbs
but the design Yeah. Oh, okay.

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anaconda cock dick
That that's spot on.

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Chibbs
Oh, yeah no one's home? Oh, okay. Look, I'm just...

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Bevo
you

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Chibbs
I'm quite on fire here. And anything you could just throw at me, like a douse me in some water or a towel, throw a blanket on me.

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anaconda cock dick
right. Yeah. That's not,

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Mad Dog
that

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gav
and another Another accelerant?

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Chibbs
I don't know. Anything. Anything.

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gav
Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

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Mad Dog
A decelerant?

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gav
ah

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Chibbs
I don't know if you noticed, but I'm on fire.

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anaconda cock dick
<unk>s like He's like, I'm in a position. Yeah. um I don't think him wanting to get in the shower would be a bad desire though, if that were the case, that would be a good desire.

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anaconda cock dick
if you were in that position, like that was you, that's a good desire.

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Bevo
Yeah, might my read is that he the bad desire is something playing with some kind of fire and the result of having the bad desire is being on fire.

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Mad Dog
That's true.

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gav
is that he is now aflame. Yes. Look...

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Bevo
He's like he's seen the he' seen the stove on.

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Mad Dog
ah

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gav
yes

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Chibbs
He's a fire bug.

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Bevo
He's like, what if touch that?

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
I just can't help myself.

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gav
ah

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Chibbs
Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire, I'm on fire.

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gav
hu

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Bevo
I'm on fire.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
look

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Oh,

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fire! Yeah, they they're like... that They are the O's of someone reacting to being on fire because it starts small and gets bigger.

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Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
It does, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Bevo
ah oh yeah

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Mad Dog
He...

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gav
Ha ha ha.

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anaconda cock dick
The first one is...

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Mad Dog
He was literally just lit on fire at that point. Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah. I'm just, yeah, all these different, like, maybe there's a fireplace and his bad desire is to fucking blow on it or something.

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anaconda cock dick
The first one is...

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Mad Dog
Jump in.

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Bevo
I don't know. Chuck his beer into it.

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Chibbs
so so throw a battery on it

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Bevo
but Yeah. Yeah. All bad.

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Mad Dog
Can of deodorant.

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Chibbs
ah

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gav
This is all great fun, lads, but I feel like this is going to get harder and harder.

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Bevo
or

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Bevo
can we not go Can we not go murder this time, please?

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gav
I think that I keep... I'll say... this but Hang on. Did you just ask me to not talk about murder? What is this?

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Bevo
Yeah. Let's go somewhere else this time.

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What is this?

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What is this? I like the idea of, um........................

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gav
all i'm saying is All I'm saying is that that's that's a really long way around it, and I feel like it's going to get harder and harder to stick to that in subsequent verses. I don't know.

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Chibbs
Really?

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gav
That's all I'm saying.

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Mad Dog
hang Hang on a second. Early call. Are we talking about Fretzel?

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Bevo
It's been a while. It's been...

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gav
There he is.

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Mad Dog
Is this...

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
the The F word has been mentioned.

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Chibbs
no was No one was knocking on her door and asking if her dad was home.

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Mad Dog
No, true. But yeah, it's the closest I've been in a while. So I thought I'd throw it out there.

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Chibbs
And there's no way joseph there's no way Joseph was allowing a lit flame in that basement.

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gav
no. No.

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Mad Dog
No, that's true.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
Not around the Christmas tree anyway.

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Chibbs
No. Verse two Tell me now, baby, is he good to you And can he do to you the things that I do?

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Mad Dog
Hey, Zeus.

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Chibbs
i

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Alright.

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Chibbs
no, I can take you higher. oh, oh, I'm fire. quiet

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anaconda cock dick
I am on fire!

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Chibbs
but

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gav
Alright, so...

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Mad Dog
This is, there's no way to justify this.

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gav
it's It's... I mean, of all the times I've had to draw a long winding road back to murdering someone, and this is the one where Bevo's like, come on, Gavin.

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Bevo
ah yeah just

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gav
Let's not talk about the fact that he's definitely strangling a little girl in the basement.

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Bevo
It's just well...

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Bevo
It's well trodden ground is all I'm saying. so i know it's a short bow, but...

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Chibbs
What the fuck? What fucking song? What is this?

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gav
I've never known that.

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anaconda cock dick
I know.

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Chibbs
Like, what is this?

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gav
I never knew this is what he said. I know this. I feel like everyone knows this fucking song. i had no idea this is what he was saying.

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Bevo
I'm going to...

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Chibbs
what

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Bevo
You can go murder if you want, but I'm going to take the...

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Chibbs
don't think I do know this song.

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gav
i will go murder.

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Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:12:27.43
gav
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Bevo
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gav
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00:12:31.85
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ah the the thumb trick where you make your thumb go.

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Mad Dog
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gav
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Mad Dog
that

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Mad Dog
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00:13:05.06
Bevo
I

00:13:05.73
gav
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00:13:06.64
Chibbs
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00:13:10.88
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bet he can't do that.

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gav
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00:13:14.46
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well Or the fact that he's saying, I can take you higher.

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Maybe he's lifting her up and putting her on a shelf or something.

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gav
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00:13:21.67
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and there's like a multi-tiered shelf so he's like oh your dad can only get you to there can he well I think I'll get you higher

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00:13:30.79
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is he can He's just fucking got such goddamn agility that his it vertical leap is through the roof and and Bruce Springsteen can fucking dunk.

00:13:36.11
Mad Dog
Great vertical leap. Yeah.

00:13:39.90
Bevo
Thank you.

00:13:41.89
Chibbs
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00:14:11.62
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Mad Dog
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00:14:16.18
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jenny from the step

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00:14:29.74
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Mad Dog
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00:14:37.74
gav
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gav
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Mad Dog
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00:14:45.15
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Mad Dog
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00:15:27.08
Bevo
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00:15:27.26
Chibbs
He's on tour.

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Mad Dog
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00:15:29.41
gav
I like it if if Springsteen didn't have that context and he was like, I can take you higher and she's just chuckling roofily just like, you don't know who my father is.

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Mad Dog
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gav
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00:15:41.71
Bevo
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gav
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Mad Dog
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Mad Dog
Jennifer speaking.

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gav
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Bevo
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gav
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Mad Dog
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He just sits in the chair waiting.

00:17:00.74
Bevo
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00:17:09.76
gav
I'm

00:17:10.07
Bevo
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00:17:12.09
Chibbs
I imagine Jennifer probably would have got on her phone as well and went, like, I'm ringing my dad. Scott, Scott.

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There's a man at the door and he's on fire.

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Scott, Another possible like a display of um frustration from being on fire that this this might be similar to is Dumb and Dumber.

00:17:22.16
Bevo
He's calling himself the boss.

00:17:24.87
gav
sorry.

00:17:25.13
Mad Dog
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00:17:28.47
gav
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Mad Dog
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he realizes his foot's on fire. He's like, yeah, yeah, come on, come on And everything she says like, it's not quick enough.

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Mad Dog
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00:18:00.55
gav
More engulfed.

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I think that that's his demeanor. That's Bruce's demeanor throughout all this.

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Mad Dog
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00:18:05.83
Chibbs
He doesn't want to scare the child.

00:18:06.11
Mad Dog
ah

00:18:07.59
Bevo
yeah slowly Slowly through the song, he's becoming more more and more on fire.

00:18:07.63
Mad Dog
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00:18:11.84
gav
more engulfed

00:18:12.26
Mad Dog
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00:18:12.44
Chibbs
Frantic.

00:18:13.46
Mad Dog
I like describing um the sensation of being on fire as frustrating.

00:18:18.74
gav
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00:18:19.92
Mad Dog
Like, oh, this is so frustrating.

00:18:20.49
Bevo
A little bugbear of mine.

00:18:22.29
gav
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00:18:22.85
Mad Dog
Oh, my fire. Yeah.

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00:18:25.52
gav
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00:18:31.61
gav
ah

00:18:33.77
Chibbs
It's all back to just the bar where they egged him on the lot of shoes on fire and do his running prank. It's like, oh, so annoying.

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Verse three. At night, I...

00:18:47.79
gav
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00:18:50.17
Bevo
Yeah, the bridge is important.

00:18:50.63
Chibbs
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00:18:50.90
Mad Dog
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00:18:51.01
Chibbs
Did I?

00:18:51.92
Mad Dog
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00:18:51.96
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Where's the bridge?

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00:18:53.36
gav
After verse two, before verse three.

00:18:53.87
Bevo
Sometimes it's like...

00:18:56.54
Chibbs
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00:18:58.46
Bevo
me to read it while you're waiting?

00:18:59.37
Chibbs
but Yeah, go read it. Yeah.

00:19:00.58
Bevo
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull, and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull.

00:19:08.27
Chibbs
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00:19:09.67
gav
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00:19:09.70
Mad Dog
Cross.

00:19:10.97
gav
He's just fucking absolutely all in on this shit. This is a very violent song.

00:19:13.94
Bevo
That's what...

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00:19:16.12
Bevo
I haven't been on fire before, but I imagine that's what it feels like.

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00:19:26.33
gav
Speaking of polar opposites and lyrics, edgy and dull for a knife?

00:19:26.91
Mad Dog
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00:19:29.55
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:30.56
gav
That's... and It doesn't really...

00:19:31.72
Bevo
ah Contradicting.

00:19:33.12
gav
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00:19:33.99
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:34.17
gav
It's like a really sharp, blunt knife. I don't know, man. It's bit fucking stupid.

00:19:37.22
Chibbs
It'll have an edge. it's just a dull edge.

00:19:39.91
Bevo
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00:19:40.06
Mad Dog
Dull edge.

00:19:41.20
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00:19:42.37
Bevo
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00:19:46.35
Chibbs
Might be a trick knife. Like, it might be part of his bar pranks.

00:19:47.82
Bevo
Which one? Yeah.

00:19:49.76
Chibbs
You know, he has He has, like, a blood knife, and he's like, oh, oh, oh.

00:19:49.83
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00:19:51.98
Bevo
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He's

00:19:54.62
Bevo
The one that's like the headband on knife on either side.

00:19:54.81
Chibbs
He does that. He's... Yeah, it goes through his head. or you know, he likes to do that finger stabbing thing, like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da through his fingers.

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00:20:04.30
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00:20:04.72
Bevo
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00:20:05.28
gav
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00:20:06.25
Chibbs
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00:20:06.32
Bevo
whats What's that one called?

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Edit.

00:20:07.20
Bevo
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00:20:10.04
gav
I don't know what it's called.

00:20:10.16
Bevo
The finger.

00:20:10.76
gav
like the the The one where you're stabbing between your fingers.

00:20:11.50
Mad Dog
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00:20:13.39
Bevo
Yeah.

00:20:13.67
Chibbs
and

00:20:13.92
gav
Yeah, yeah. I'm very familiar with it. i don't know Does it have a specific name? I just usually call it the thing where you stab between all your fingers.

00:20:17.49
Bevo
It must.

00:20:19.31
Chibbs
but Finger stab.

00:20:20.29
gav
I used to i used to ice to do that heaps.

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00:20:23.04
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00:20:23.30
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It's.

00:20:24.23
Chibbs
I bet you did.

00:20:24.41
gav
But I'd always aim for my fingers.

00:20:24.86
Mad Dog
right.

00:20:26.57
Bevo
I just found it on Wikipedia. It's called Knife Game.

00:20:30.35
gav
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00:20:31.87
gav
Oh, I play a different knife game.

00:20:32.92
Bevo
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00:20:40.46
Mad Dog
fish

00:20:44.79
gav
like Five Five finger filet sounds like a a euphemism for a hand job for sure.

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00:20:52.00
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00:20:54.38
Mad Dog
Okay, gentlemen, the game is Bishop. Yeah.

00:20:57.17
gav
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Um, I like to think that he's in the pub and he's like, he's got his, his dull knife that doesn't cut him and no one knows it's dull. And they're like, Bruce, but tricky Bruce, do you, do you game a Bishop on the counter?

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We want to watch it again.

00:21:13.12
Chibbs
you

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00:21:14.75
Mad Dog
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Um,

00:21:18.77
gav
ah not not

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um And he's just doing tricks in there for everyone. He's like, look what I can do. Look, it doesn't stab me. Look at this. Look how funny it is.

00:21:29.42
gav
I'm picturing though he's still on fire and he's he's a bit distracted and he picks up a steak knife off the bar instead and accidentally just fucking Elliot accidentally Elliot Smiths himself

00:21:29.45
Bevo
Bruce Springsteen, shit music magician.

00:21:31.81
Mad Dog
i

00:21:36.99
Mad Dog
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00:21:41.52
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He just stabbed himself in the skull.

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00:21:42.11
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00:21:44.48
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He's like, no, i need to use my knife when I do the game of Bishop. It's always with Bruce's knife.

00:21:50.13
Bevo
My special, special life.

00:21:51.46
Chibbs
Uh, but...

00:21:53.96
Mad Dog
Everyone had seen him do Bishop one too many times and got bored.

00:21:54.20
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:58.20
Mad Dog
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00:22:05.53
Bevo
anyone else Anyone else know their inches and feet based on Subway sandwiches?

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00:22:12.88
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00:22:13.53
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00:22:13.66
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00:22:15.33
Bevo
That's how I know it's like half a sandwich. Yeah.

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00:22:18.72
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so

00:22:18.76
Chibbs
team. Get it toasted.

00:22:19.39
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I know that my dick is three Subway sandwiches long and that I've got two feet, if that's what you mean.

00:22:25.37
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00:22:26.74
gav
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00:22:29.48
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I don't know.

00:22:29.75
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00:22:31.74
gav
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Mad Dog
Turkey sub.

00:22:33.72
Bevo
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00:22:34.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:35.71
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00:22:36.85
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Is that a school of rock joke there? School of rock reference, Mad Dog?

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00:22:40.73
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00:22:41.50
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Yes, it was. Yeah.

00:22:43.18
Chibbs
ah Verse 3 goes, at night I wake up with the sheet soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head. Only you can call my desire.

00:22:57.00
Chibbs
oh, oh, I'm on fire. Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire. oh, oh, I'm on fire.

00:23:05.81
gav
it's getting It's definitely getting more urgent.

00:23:07.62
Mad Dog
It's escalating. Yeah.

00:23:08.97
Bevo
There's kind of three interpretations of the sheet soaking wet that I can think of. First being he's pissed the bed.

00:23:15.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23:16.10
gav
ah

00:23:16.27
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:23:16.60
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, it's that.

00:23:17.08
Bevo
Second and being he's had a wet dream.

00:23:19.47
anaconda cock dick
Cummed.

00:23:19.69
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:23:20.37
Bevo
Or third, he's just like sweating heaps.

00:23:20.41
anaconda cock dick
Cummed to bed.

00:23:22.99
Chibbs
So he's either pissed or cummed into his sheets.

00:23:25.97
anaconda cock dick
I think he's done both.

00:23:26.20
Chibbs
And...

00:23:26.91
Bevo
Or sweated. But yeah, it's

00:23:28.02
gav
ah he he he had his He had his skull cut open with a dull knife. I think it's blood in the sheets.

00:23:32.89
Chibbs
Yeah, it could be blood. It could be blood.

00:23:34.38
anaconda cock dick
He says that the sheets are soaking.

00:23:34.41
Bevo
it's... Yeah, it's four points.

00:23:35.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23:37.23
anaconda cock dick
He says they're soaking wet. And I think he could have just said they're wet.

00:23:39.28
Bevo
Yeah.

00:23:41.01
anaconda cock dick
And that's what you say when you, I've wet the bed is when you've pissed the bed. I've had a wet dream is when you come to bed.

00:23:45.05
gav
Or have you?

00:23:47.67
anaconda cock dick
as They're soaking wet. I think he's pissed and come to bed.

00:23:52.02
Chibbs
The old kissing combination.

00:23:52.08
Mad Dog
Yeah, because soaking is fucking pretty wet.

00:23:53.84
Bevo
the

00:23:54.14
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:23:56.56
Chibbs
soaking it Soaking is to the point, like you've got a if something's soaking, it means the only way before you can even attempt to wash or dry, and needs to be wrung out.

00:24:06.06
gav
Wrong out, yeah.

00:24:06.91
Mad Dog
we're We're ringing. yeah and that's right.

00:24:08.57
gav
soaking Soaking to me, it's like it's like it cannot absorb any more fluid. It's like it's it's it's saturated.

00:24:14.10
Chibbs
Well, soaking soaking soaking can mean two things as well, remember.

00:24:14.35
Mad Dog
It's saturated, yeah.

00:24:18.34
Chibbs
Soaking is the Mormon tradition of...

00:24:18.58
Bevo
Yeah, we've we've been there.

00:24:23.35
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Amen.

00:24:24.15
Bevo
Insertion without stimulation.

00:24:25.67
gav
Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:24:27.00
Chibbs
Correct. yeah ah so yeah

00:24:28.27
gav
I went down a bit of a Pornhub rabbit hole off the back of that episode. I forgot to about that. Might have to revisit that that that particular search this evening.

00:24:37.44
Chibbs
Gavin's on fire. Yeah.

00:24:38.63
Bevo
The Mormon side of Pornhub.

00:24:38.96
Chibbs
ah

00:24:39.15
gav
ah

00:24:40.47
Bevo
Yeah.

00:24:41.00
gav
ah

00:24:41.17
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:41.46
Mad Dog
Mormon soaking.

00:24:42.45
gav
Mourn hub.

00:24:42.44
anaconda cock dick
Mornhub.

00:24:43.58
gav
Mourn hub. Yeah. And a train's

00:24:45.82
anaconda cock dick
Mornhub.

00:24:46.72
Bevo
Lonely Mormons in your area.

00:24:48.40
gav
run over him. mean...

00:24:52.34
gav
ah

00:24:53.00
anaconda cock dick
Tired of praying alone? Wait.

00:24:56.43
Bevo
We'll come to you.

00:24:57.68
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:24:58.50
gav
ah

00:25:00.18
Chibbs
Yeah, so blood probably blood come and piss all through his sheets.

00:25:04.03
Bevo
train.

00:25:04.02
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:25:04.37
Mad Dog
yep

00:25:04.36
Chibbs
And

00:25:04.41
gav
yeah

00:25:05.59
Chibbs
um

00:25:06.61
Bevo
and a train

00:25:07.69
gav
and a trains run over him i mean

00:25:08.15
Chibbs
and ah and the and yeah what are so do you think he slept on the tracks?

00:25:13.99
gav
Yeah. Maybe the sheets are soaking wet because he's just out in the... but Maybe it's raining and he's just in the middle of his suburb.

00:25:21.28
Chibbs
Why's he got sheet?

00:25:21.54
anaconda cock dick
Yep.

00:25:22.96
gav
i mean, he thought it was his bed.

00:25:23.73
Mad Dog
Because he's a hobo. He's tied it up on the end of his stick.

00:25:27.87
Chibbs
I imagine Jessica Stapp has attempted to throw...

00:25:28.00
Bevo
By his bindle.

00:25:33.40
Mad Dog
Jessica!

00:25:35.04
Chibbs
thrown a...

00:25:36.14
gav
yeah

00:25:37.01
Chibbs
You know, you're meant to get a fire blanket. Like, throw the blanket on.

00:25:38.73
gav
shit Jessica, sister of Jenny.

00:25:40.74
Chibbs
Whatever. yeah

00:25:41.99
Mad Dog
Jennifer! Jennifer!

00:25:42.67
gav
isn They sleep on silk for sure.

00:25:42.89
Mad Dog
Jennifer!

00:25:44.54
Chibbs
but

00:25:44.83
Bevo
a big family, the Staps.

00:25:45.02
Chibbs
But she... yeah

00:25:48.06
Bevo
that did it did it Here's the story.

00:25:48.33
Chibbs
she She's throwing the...

00:25:53.81
anaconda cock dick
The stat bunch.

00:25:53.95
Chibbs
She's throwing a, ah ah instead of a blanket on him to try and to extinguish the fire, she's just throwing like a ah linen sheet or silk. I imagine the stats sleep on silk and, and has thrown it onto him and he's like, fuck.

00:26:07.68
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:26:12.18
Chibbs
And now he's got a sheet and he's right onto the train tracks.

00:26:15.19
anaconda cock dick
Yes.

00:26:16.22
Mad Dog
ah What's the material?

00:26:16.22
anaconda cock dick
Yes.

00:26:17.54
Mad Dog
Is it nylon that when it burns, it actually like melts onto you? So it's like encased in the material?

00:26:22.37
Chibbs
Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:23.67
gav
Yeah.

00:26:27.65
Bevo
That's funny you should bring that up because when I was in high school, one of my ah classmates, no, you know, you know, you know, in in science class I had the Bunsen burners and um we had the, we had like tracksuit jumpers that were like nylon and he, the guy tried to get on the Bunsen burner with the nylon jacket and it melted to his arm.

00:26:27.83
anaconda cock dick
You can't get that off.

00:26:27.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:26:27.95
Chibbs
Yeah, that.

00:26:31.41
Chibbs
I threw a nylon blanket on someone and set him fire.

00:26:33.92
gav
And set him on fire.

00:26:36.95
Mad Dog
That's taptoe high.

00:26:38.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:38.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:26:38.64
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:26:48.58
anaconda cock dick
No.

00:26:49.13
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:26:49.19
Chibbs
Fuck. What a fucking idiot.

00:26:50.43
Mad Dog
ah

00:26:50.54
anaconda cock dick
When you said the guy, who was the guy?

00:26:52.19
Bevo
Yeah.

00:26:52.62
anaconda cock dick
Sorry.

00:26:53.41
Bevo
Nicholas Craggs.

00:26:55.04
anaconda cock dick
I didn't need a name.

00:26:55.40
Bevo
Yeah.

00:26:56.05
anaconda cock dick
I mean, like, was he...

00:26:56.33
Mad Dog
rat

00:26:56.77
gav
but and what And what's his postal address?

00:26:57.68
Mad Dog
Crags.

00:26:59.58
anaconda cock dick
I meant, like, was he a student or a teacher or what?

00:27:00.51
Bevo
I haven't heard from him a long time. He was a student.

00:27:04.25
anaconda cock dick
Oh, right. Okay.

00:27:04.96
Mad Dog
A teacher.

00:27:04.99
Bevo
I got in a lot of trouble for that.

00:27:06.73
anaconda cock dick
Well, RIP.

00:27:08.68
Mad Dog
would have made The teacher would have been funnier because they would have had to, like, suck it up.

00:27:12.96
gav
Like, keep it together? They couldn't...

00:27:14.42
Mad Dog
suck it up Yeah, just like, ah, ah.

00:27:14.71
gav
Yeah.

00:27:14.76
Chibbs
yeah

00:27:15.18
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:15.65
gav
her

00:27:16.32
Chibbs
There's also something hilarious that Bevo would have referred to the teacher his full name.

00:27:17.22
Mad Dog
a

00:27:17.47
gav
Oh, I'm on fire.

00:27:24.49
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:27:25.16
Mad Dog
Scratch.

00:27:25.22
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:27:25.54
Bevo
ah

00:27:26.48
Chibbs
so like

00:27:26.77
Bevo
Actually, the teachers, funnily enough, the teachers...

00:27:28.05
Chibbs
Yeah, um it actually it was the teacher, Nicholas Scrag.

00:27:32.84
anaconda cock dick
Oh,

00:27:34.36
Bevo
like I can't remember the teacher's name, but I remember it was a woman and everyone called her Wombo from Blinky Bill. Remember Wombo?

00:27:40.21
anaconda cock dick
on no

00:27:40.47
gav
Oh,

00:27:40.58
Chibbs
Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:27:41.98
Bevo
and she hated it. She hated it so much.

00:27:44.15
Chibbs
I bet she did.

00:27:44.59
Bevo
Don't call me Wombo.

00:27:47.67
Chibbs
Is that what she sounded like? Is that, wait, hold on.

00:27:51.68
Bevo
That was Wombo from Blinky Bill.

00:27:53.17
anaconda cock dick
What about, like, it's a bit rough. It's a bit rough when students bully teachers and it works.

00:27:58.83
Bevo
Oh, yeah. In hindsight now.

00:27:59.76
anaconda cock dick
Don't you reckon?

00:28:00.63
Bevo
Horrible.

00:28:01.53
anaconda cock dick
Like, we had um we had this English teacher. which She was so awesome. And out of nowhere, she shared with us that she only had nine toes. She's like, yeah, i lost a toe when I was a little kid.

00:28:12.14
anaconda cock dick
only had nine toes. And this chick in our class who...

00:28:13.92
Mad Dog
Oh, you'd never reveal weakness like that.

00:28:15.95
Bevo
Don't give me a... Yeah. Yeah.

00:28:17.21
anaconda cock dick
yeah she was this chick in that class was like she was quite portly to say the least and so she just fired it at everyone to stop people like she could in before they could get in on her type thing you know but i'm gonna bully you i'm yeah i'm gonna get ahead of you you will never bully me because i'll bully you way before and she just started going

00:28:30.60
Mad Dog
Oh, she's like, this is my chance. Yeah. chair

00:28:33.45
gav
Her defense mechanism.

00:28:33.54
Mad Dog
yeah

00:28:35.29
gav
Yeah. Ha

00:28:39.07
anaconda cock dick
Miss, you're a freak. You got nine toes. You're a nine-toed freak. And she just started yelling it out, man.

00:28:43.83
Mad Dog
ah

00:28:44.56
Bevo
Jesus Christ.

00:28:45.39
anaconda cock dick
And like, dead set.

00:28:46.86
Chibbs
Someone feed that thing.

00:28:47.06
anaconda cock dick
And everyone was like, dude, like chill.

00:28:49.91
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:28:50.77
anaconda cock dick
And our cool English teacher,

00:28:50.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:51.01
Bevo
X-nay on the I-9-O's tay.

00:28:54.50
gav
Ha ha. Ha Ha ha. Ha

00:28:55.76
anaconda cock dick
Our cool English teacher ran out of the class crying. Like genuinely, she's like, haven't been bullied like that since school type thing.

00:28:59.40
Mad Dog
ah

00:28:59.41
gav
ha.

00:29:03.93
Bevo
Yeah, that was a bad design.

00:29:04.33
Mad Dog
Yeah, right. Wow.

00:29:05.06
anaconda cock dick
So anyway, back to, yeah, back to soaking wet sheets.

00:29:08.62
Bevo
sure I scheduled programming.

00:29:08.75
Chibbs
Back to Bruce Bruce being on fire.

00:29:09.05
gav
what do but what do we what do we do on that What do we do on this pod again? ah look whats

00:29:12.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:29:14.34
gav
i think there's an outro, Chips.

00:29:14.59
Mad Dog
No.

00:29:15.98
Chibbs
Yeah, there an outro. I believe this must be like his sort of like...

00:29:17.48
gav
You want to hit us with that?

00:29:21.56
gav
Deathrattle?

00:29:21.54
Bevo
is him burning to death.

00:29:22.54
Mad Dog
The death rattle.

00:29:22.68
Chibbs
Yeah, the it's it's a death rattle of Frisk-Ringstein.

00:29:23.24
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:23.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:29:23.72
gav
Yeah.

00:29:25.97
Chibbs
It goes... oh, oh! Oh, Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh!

00:29:32.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:29:32.74
Chibbs
oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! oh! oh, Oh, oha oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! oh, oh!

00:29:45.50
gav
I'm actually so fucking impressed. I was following along. You were actually enunciating which ones were hyphenated and which ones had commas.

00:29:52.58
Chibbs
Yeah, man.

00:29:52.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:29:52.82
Chibbs
um

00:29:52.90
gav
that was That was so fucking good.

00:29:53.15
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:53.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:29:54.15
Bevo
As, as written.

00:29:55.41
Chibbs
It's called raiding.

00:29:56.72
gav
mean, yeah, but it just...

00:29:57.16
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:29:57.25
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:57.62
gav
He always says, that's it.

00:29:58.75
Bevo
The only thing is that when it's two O's and an h it's ooh, not O, but we'll we'll let that one slide because you did so well.

00:29:59.24
gav
Yeah.

00:29:59.35
Mad Dog
um

00:30:00.03
gav
ah

00:30:04.69
anaconda cock dick
Well, I'm on Genius.

00:30:04.75
gav
he always says the

00:30:05.56
Chibbs
Yeah, but i'm not but you also need to put him in the context that he's on fire.

00:30:06.82
gav
that's a

00:30:08.88
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:09.59
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:30:10.12
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:10.20
Bevo
Ooh. Yeah. But it could be going, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh.

00:30:10.81
gav
o

00:30:12.34
Mad Dog
o oh

00:30:15.20
gav
or more like ooh ooh I'm on fire ooh I'm so I'm so on fire right now

00:30:15.48
anaconda cock dick
Plus, How long has the pod been going for? how long we been doing this pod for now? Like...

00:30:21.43
Chibbs
What, like, since episode one?

00:30:22.51
Bevo
Five years.

00:30:22.57
Mad Dog
Five years?

00:30:23.71
anaconda cock dick
Five years we've been doing the pod?

00:30:25.91
Chibbs
Five and a half

00:30:27.28
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Like, Chibs is a goddamn professional and at reading lyrics.

00:30:30.75
Mad Dog
Yeah, you know he how to read.

00:30:31.61
anaconda cock dick
Like, it's...

00:30:31.68
Bevo
yeah. Yeah.

00:30:33.76
anaconda cock dick
He knows the difference between a hyphenated ooh...

00:30:34.98
gav
he's dyslexic as fuck the fact that he can get through a ah single sentence is amazing

00:30:36.54
Chibbs
years? Well, as so like, it's mind-blowing. LAUGHTER

00:30:40.89
Bevo
The thing is no one, no one at home is reading the lyrics at the same time. So they won't know.

00:30:45.06
anaconda cock dick
He's like, all right, back to Fiery Man by Spruce Bingstein.

00:30:46.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, no...

00:30:50.32
anaconda cock dick
Oh,

00:30:52.00
Mad Dog
Bruce Dingstein.

00:30:53.65
Bevo
Back to Bruce Springsteen. I've been fired.

00:30:56.52
gav
ah

00:30:59.33
Mad Dog
it's been fine

00:31:00.72
Chibbs
Yeah, actually, that would make way more sense if you read the lyrics and it said, I've been fired based on all of his activities throughout this thing.

00:31:02.23
anaconda cock dick
been fired.

00:31:06.28
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:31:08.82
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:31:10.42
Chibbs
It's like, yeah, you can't knock on little girls' doors and ask if their daddy's own him.

00:31:14.28
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:31:14.56
Chibbs
You're fucking fired.

00:31:16.00
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:31:16.26
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:31:17.04
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah. That's the result of what he's been doing is that he's been fired.

00:31:21.44
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Is that piss, cum, and blood?

00:31:22.11
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:31:24.88
Chibbs
You're fine.

00:31:25.82
Bevo
I'm sorry.

00:31:26.16
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

00:31:26.96
Chibbs
yeah

00:31:27.03
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

00:31:28.01
Mad Dog
I don't

00:31:31.26
anaconda cock dick
been fired.

00:31:31.78
gav
I'm picturing maybe maybe maybe maybe his's roleing maybe he's one of those um people in the army that goes to the houses of the family and tells them when their loved one is being killed in action.

00:31:32.29
Chibbs
I've been fired.

00:31:40.25
Chibbs
Do you think that's a specific job in the military?

00:31:42.68
gav
Well, perhaps perhaps because I'm picturing she's she's answered the door and he's like, oh, hey, little girl, is your daddy home? Oh, he's not. Oh, did he go away and leave you all alone? Oh, he did? Yeah, he was killed in Iraq, actually.

00:31:53.38
gav
um

00:31:53.76
anaconda cock dick
you

00:31:54.55
Bevo
Oh, I've been fired.

00:31:54.88
gav
this This is me letting you know he's ah yeah he's deceased, killed in action.

00:31:55.56
Chibbs
allusja

00:31:59.30
anaconda cock dick
yeah i like to yeah

00:32:00.68
Chibbs
Here's a flag.

00:32:02.19
Mad Dog
I thought he was playing a gig.

00:32:02.35
Chibbs
Go i fuck yourself.

00:32:04.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:32:05.84
gav
ah

00:32:07.15
Mad Dog
But I just spoke to him.

00:32:07.30
anaconda cock dick
i like to just think i like to think that like when he's like hey little girl is your daddy home do you go away leave you all alone and then the dad just opens it i guess no no i'm home who the fuck are you

00:32:08.19
Mad Dog
He's playing a gig in Philadelphia. Weird.

00:32:20.26
gav
yeah

00:32:23.24
Bevo
That's when he has the bad desire.

00:32:23.55
anaconda cock dick
what what the fuck are you doing here?

00:32:24.88
Chibbs
who

00:32:25.70
anaconda cock dick
Get the fuck away from my daughter. Like, song's over.

00:32:28.97
gav
Anyway, that's how I met your dad.

00:32:29.26
Bevo
Aren't you the guy from Creed?

00:32:30.78
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:32:31.22
Mad Dog
weird

00:32:31.40
anaconda cock dick
It's like...

00:32:32.72
Mad Dog
with arms wow poarian

00:32:34.99
Bevo
even though Even though you won't be in Creed for 20 years.

00:32:35.75
Chibbs
He's like, oh, sorry, I'm...

00:32:38.34
gav
ah

00:32:39.03
Chibbs
like, oh, sorry, I'm just... Is this that I'm on fire? He's like, no, you're not. I can see. He's like, oh, no, no, no, I'm not.

00:32:43.80
Bevo
That's it. internal.

00:32:44.98
Mad Dog
No, no, I'm not.

00:32:46.98
Bevo
He's just got heartburn.

00:32:47.59
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:32:48.54
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:32:48.50
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:32:48.87
Bevo
ah

00:32:50.61
Mad Dog
But you can imagine what it'd be like if I was.

00:32:50.85
Chibbs
Do you have... Do you have a quick ease?

00:32:55.36
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:32:56.18
anaconda cock dick
I'm on fire in my, yeah, I'm on fire in my esophagus.

00:32:56.36
gav
Ha, ha,

00:32:56.48
Bevo
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00:33:00.10
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00:33:00.77
gav
ha.

00:33:02.42
Mad Dog
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00:33:07.44
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00:33:09.48
Bevo
yeah.

00:33:09.68
Chibbs
ah

00:33:10.30
Bevo
If

00:33:11.49
Chibbs
It was released on the 6th of February 1985. That is 6,308 days before the towers fell.

00:33:20.75
gav
It's a long, long time.

00:33:21.61
Bevo
only they knew.

00:33:22.03
Mad Dog
Long time ago now.

00:33:22.05
gav
Long time.

00:33:23.46
Chibbs
yeah they wouldve had no idea

00:33:23.79
gav
this is the old this is This is one of the older tracks that we've done recently, right? Like this is, we haven't done one.

00:33:27.91
Mad Dog
Oh yeah.

00:33:28.54
Chibbs
No, we've been knocking out a few, eighty s and 70s.

00:33:29.64
Bevo
Yeah. We flip-flop.

00:33:31.56
gav
Yeah, okay.

00:33:32.94
Chibbs
We did a... ah Didn't we do a Bob Dylan song that long yeah

00:33:36.32
Bevo
Yeah.

00:33:37.04
gav
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00:33:37.08
Mad Dog
Yeah, true, true.

00:33:38.06
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:38.11
Bevo
60s.

00:33:38.27
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:33:40.28
Bevo
We're not biased.

00:33:42.63
Chibbs
No! It's written by Bruce Springsteen. um Despite his blue-collar image, he's he didn't actually have a driver's license until he's mid-30s.

00:33:53.89
gav
ah

00:33:54.47
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm not buying the whole working class thing.

00:33:54.57
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:33:57.00
gav
I mean, fuck, why bother? If you get to your mid-30s and you haven't needed it, play on.

00:34:01.64
Bevo
Oh, he doesn't,

00:34:02.56
Chibbs
He probably was rich enough to be able to buy a fucking sick car.

00:34:05.78
Bevo
he's from like Jersey or something, isn't he?

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00:34:07.58
Bevo
was going to say, if he lives in New York, you wouldn't need, you wouldn't need a driver's license in New York because there's no fucking traffic.

00:34:08.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:08.70
Mad Dog
Jersey.

00:34:10.89
Chibbs
ah Jersey. ah

00:34:12.49
Bevo
The traffic's so busy that you wouldn't.

00:34:13.15
Chibbs
Jersey is quite rural.

00:34:15.88
Bevo
Yeah. Okay. Well,

00:34:17.14
Mad Dog
The Garden State.

00:34:19.09
Chibbs
There you go.

00:34:21.10
gav
right, all right.

00:34:21.71
Bevo
is that true?

00:34:22.25
Chibbs
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00:34:23.27
gav
Zach, any any any Zach Braff fans in the house?

00:34:23.40
Mad Dog
It is true.

00:34:23.47
Chibbs
All right.

00:34:26.79
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's true.

00:34:29.50
Chibbs
Yeah, Jungkook wrote a song about it.

00:34:31.38
Mad Dog
Jung Kirk.

00:34:32.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:33.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:34.24
Chibbs
Apparently, i'm on Fire was originally left over. Idea from the Nebraska Sessions was reworked into a synth ballad for Born in the USA. So he had but he had demoed it as an idea for the Nebraska album, which came out.

00:34:45.84
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00:34:50.10
gav
So the previous album.

00:34:50.11
Bevo
That's what the movie's about, him riding Nebraska and recording it.

00:34:53.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:54.01
gav
Have you seen in the movie, Bevo?

00:34:55.35
Chibbs
I haven't seen the movie.

00:34:55.78
Bevo
Nah, I'm keen, but it's it's not easy to get out for that kind of thing.

00:34:59.61
Chibbs
Yeah. also don't give a fuck about him writing the Nebraska album.

00:35:04.13
Bevo
I actually personally think that Nebraska is a bit shit, but...

00:35:07.78
gav
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00:35:08.24
Chibbs
It's just like, yeah, yeah.

00:35:10.28
Bevo
ah That's why want to watch the movie, to get a better opinion it.

00:35:10.59
Chibbs
Like, i I was keen if, well, it was that whole thing where I listened a podcast recently which was talking about the movie, which I said it was dog shit.

00:35:21.11
Bevo
Oh, really?

00:35:21.19
Chibbs
But, um yeah, apparently it's it's it's flopped big time.

00:35:23.07
Bevo
Interesting.

00:35:25.52
Chibbs
It's flopped big time.

00:35:25.88
Bevo
Huh.

00:35:26.19
Chibbs
And they've basically just put it out like Oscar bait, you know, let's try and get some Oscar nominations, but but it's flopped.

00:35:26.86
Bevo
All right.

00:35:31.93
gav
Oh, really?

00:35:31.91
Bevo
Hmm.

00:35:33.17
Chibbs
And I think most of it has to do with the fact that they've got a biopic,

00:35:33.59
Bevo
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00:35:34.06
gav
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00:35:34.17
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00:35:38.00
Chibbs
about Bruce Springsteen, and it's just about him writing an album that no one gives a fuck about?

00:35:44.35
gav
Yeah.

00:35:44.42
Chibbs
Like, do Born in the USA.

00:35:47.59
gav
ah

00:35:47.61
Chibbs
Show us some fuck. Yeah, like, I want to see...

00:35:49.37
gav
ah

00:35:51.13
Bevo
born to runs the really good one anyway but um yeah no it's so the premise is that he it was supposed to be rock album but he just did demos and then he was like i kind of like the demos better so he put out the demos and yeah it's it's very it's famous but i just personally i listened to it and his singing's like ah bit sharp like out of key

00:35:51.41
Chibbs
Go then. There you go.

00:36:02.91
Chibbs
Yeah. He just put out demos.

00:36:12.84
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00:36:12.96
Bevo
Very difficult. ah Difficult on the whole album. it's It's a bit sharp on this song too, which isn't on this album, but um yeah, difficult listen for me.

00:36:16.22
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00:36:20.50
Chibbs
Maybe it's just not good.

00:36:22.46
gav
Ha ha ha.

00:36:22.65
Bevo
He's good. Like, he's good sometimes, but yeah.

00:36:22.93
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I'm yet to to be um interested in him or enjoy his music at all. So if you guys can send me something that you think I might...

00:36:32.79
Chibbs
I also am not a big Bruce Springsteen fan. This is one where I have attempted to... I'm like, ah it's me. I'm the person that is wrong because Bruce Springsteen is huge.

00:36:42.34
Bevo
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00:36:42.48
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00:36:43.08
Chibbs
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00:36:43.33
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00:36:44.28
Chibbs
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.

00:36:46.61
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Like, I know that we, um, we're not doing born in the USA, but that song born in the USA, I fucking hate that song.

00:36:50.82
Bevo
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00:36:52.83
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And I hate that he just goes, born in the USA.

00:36:53.40
Bevo
Yeah.

00:36:54.20
gav
That song does suck.

00:36:57.75
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Here's that bit again, 84,000 times.

00:36:59.59
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. And the keyboard's the same melody as the vocal, so it's not even different. d d d d d

00:37:04.57
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00:37:06.59
Bevo
Not good. Not good.

00:37:10.83
gav
Yeah, God, that song does fucking suck, actually. we should

00:37:13.81
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00:37:14.32
gav
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00:37:17.64
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00:37:22.44
Bevo
I will. I'll give you a couple. Because there's, yeah.

00:37:23.92
Chibbs
You know what the best bru press best Bruce Springsteen song is?

00:37:24.39
Bevo
I'd...

00:37:26.75
gav
breast Bruce...

00:37:28.52
Chibbs
Best Bruce.

00:37:29.48
gav
You know you know what you know the big titties Bruce Springsteen is?

00:37:29.91
Chibbs
You know what the best...

00:37:29.94
Mad Dog
That's

00:37:32.79
Chibbs
yeah His best song, his best song by far, is Young Americans by David Bowie.

00:37:33.89
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00:37:41.70
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00:37:42.30
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Do he wrote, um you know that one that's like, blinded by the light, ripped up like a douche, I'm not a runner in the night.

00:37:42.66
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00:37:47.08
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00:37:47.63
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00:37:49.87
Mad Dog
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00:37:52.05
Bevo
hey right

00:37:52.79
Chibbs
Who sings that?

00:37:53.11
Bevo
He wrote that Manfred Mann, but he wrote it.

00:37:55.86
Chibbs
All right.

00:37:55.95
Mad Dog
that's all

00:37:56.26
gav
in the earth band.

00:37:56.96
Chibbs
Young Americans by David Bowie is such a fucking good song.

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00:38:01.28
Chibbs
And then when I found out Bruce Springsteen wrote that and he had to catch a bus to the recording sessions, like just, but so

00:38:07.09
Bevo
Oh, I didn't know.

00:38:07.14
gav
ah

00:38:07.61
Bevo
I actually didn't know that. There you go.

00:38:09.79
Chibbs
and he sat there and went, I cannot fucking believe this is the song I wrote. Like this is un-fucking-believable. It's so good.

00:38:18.67
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00:38:19.06
Chibbs
Listen to Young Americans, you go, oh, that is a Bruce Springsteen song.

00:38:21.67
Bevo
Yeah, now that you mention I was oh, of course.

00:38:21.70
Chibbs
It's just David Bowie doing it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

00:38:25.05
Bevo
Very cool. Yeah, right. He's got like, you know, um ah Dancing in the Dark. You can't start a fire.

00:38:31.49
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00:38:31.56
gav
Dancing in the Dark.

00:38:31.97
Chibbs
yeah yeah

00:38:32.16
Bevo
Yeah.

00:38:32.40
gav
that's a I like that. That's a good song.

00:38:34.21
Bevo
the day

00:38:34.67
Chibbs
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00:38:35.88
Bevo
and

00:38:36.29
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But one thing I don't like about that, like, do you guys might look me and go, like, you're fucking, you're an idiot. But in that, oh, yeah, in that song, where he's like, good does he say we can't start the fire?

00:38:41.11
gav
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00:38:48.92
Bevo
you can't start

00:38:49.13
gav
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00:38:50.10
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00:38:54.44
Bevo
Yeah.

00:38:54.84
gav
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00:38:55.84
Bevo
The next line being, you can't start a fire without a spark, just in case. you

00:38:58.69
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00:38:59.88
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00:39:06.04
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00:39:10.88
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00:39:15.46
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00:39:17.95
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00:39:17.94
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00:39:22.14
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00:39:23.55
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00:39:27.54
Chibbs
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00:39:28.33
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um All right. So in in that song where he's like, in Dancing in the Dark, he goes, you can't start the fire. He says that in that song.

00:39:36.67
Chibbs
Yeah, i like that. That's good bit.

00:39:37.92
Bevo
It's a

00:39:37.99
Chibbs
like that bit.

00:39:38.20
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That's a great bit, right? Nothing wrong with that bit. but

00:39:40.88
Chibbs
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00:39:41.14
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the the But Okay, we've agreed that that's good. In that song,

00:39:46.59
Bevo
but

00:39:47.82
gav
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00:39:47.92
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the

00:39:48.14
gav
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00:39:48.40
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the

00:39:48.82
gav
That bit's good. That bit's good, Dan.

00:39:50.86
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the keyboard goes... Right? In that song.

00:39:56.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:57.10
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00:40:01.93
gav
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00:40:03.81
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Don't you think there's something weird going on there?

00:40:03.84
Bevo
it's contradiction

00:40:06.01
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00:40:06.05
Bevo
Yeah, one one's not starting fires, one's can't starting fires.

00:40:08.92
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we didn't start the fire. And then his cable goes, do, do, do, do. Can't start the fire. Like there's a weird link there, man.

00:40:16.07
gav
ah

00:40:17.13
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:40:17.66
gav
yeah yeah

00:40:18.66
Chibbs
You know what else is weird?

00:40:18.80
Bevo
Very suspicious.

00:40:18.98
gav
I'd love it if the those two had like committed some crazy arson around that era just like what they both chose to sing about it Billy Joel

00:40:20.28
Chibbs
There's that...

00:40:25.23
Chibbs
When was the Chicago fire?

00:40:25.47
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Yeah. So who sings that song though? We didn't start the fire. Who sings that?

00:40:30.60
Chibbs
Billy Joel.

00:40:31.14
Bevo
Feel the jail on you.

00:40:32.31
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So is there some weird connection between Springsteen and Joel?

00:40:35.46
Bevo
Nah. Yeah.

00:40:37.01
gav
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00:40:37.38
Mad Dog
no

00:40:37.52
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They're from the same area-ish.

00:40:38.20
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00:40:39.40
Bevo
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00:40:43.80
Mad Dog
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00:40:44.56
gav
They Dr. Cox, eh?

00:40:45.11
Bevo
right.

00:40:45.45
gav
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00:40:46.07
Bevo
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00:40:46.32
gav
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00:40:47.84
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00:40:47.95
Chibbs
there's also There's also that, um there's all those keyboard lines. There's also the one that goes, do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do.

00:40:55.12
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

00:40:56.38
Mad Dog
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00:40:57.28
Bevo
So I want a new drug by Huey Lewis.

00:40:58.18
Mad Dog
We've heard that one.

00:40:59.75
Chibbs
and Yeah, that's, yeah.

00:41:01.88
Bevo
Should have done that for Halloween, but anyway.

00:41:02.93
Chibbs
That's a keyboard line as well.

00:41:03.71
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00:41:05.85
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00:41:06.69
gav
ah

00:41:09.00
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00:41:11.99
Bevo
Not my jurisdiction.

00:41:12.72
Chibbs
this has been This has been described by some critics as a borderline stalker anthem and is considered to be one of Springsteen's most sexually suggestive songs.

00:41:24.03
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00:41:24.40
gav
I didn't get that at all.

00:41:25.89
Chibbs
I thought he was just a tricky Bruce from pub.

00:41:26.00
Mad Dog
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00:41:26.19
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00:41:28.03
Mad Dog
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00:41:29.55
Bevo
more like, more about arson.

00:41:29.63
Mad Dog
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00:41:29.59
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00:41:33.13
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00:41:33.16
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00:41:34.17
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00:41:34.52
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and Tricky Bruce.

00:41:35.72
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00:41:35.79
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00:41:37.51
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00:41:37.53
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00:41:37.63
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this

00:41:38.83
Mad Dog
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00:41:38.94
gav
It'd be great if you met Springsteen, you know, like you were saying, Beva, you saw him in New York.

00:41:39.24
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00:41:43.09
gav
Imagine if you actually had a one-on-one interaction with him and you just called him something like, ah oh, good old Tricky Bruce, is how you doing, buddy? Just imagine how alarming that would be for...

00:41:51.07
Bevo
Now, how do I drive

00:41:52.06
gav
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00:41:52.21
Chibbs
a

00:41:54.02
gav
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00:41:55.49
Bevo
this thing?

00:41:56.50
Chibbs
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00:41:58.08
gav
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00:41:58.65
Bevo
yeah

00:41:58.84
Mad Dog
hey Yeah, it'll just play on his mind.

00:41:58.81
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00:42:01.89
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Did he call me Tricky Bruce? He'll get in his car and be like, did call me Tricky?

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00:42:07.53
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00:42:07.97
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00:42:08.05
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00:42:10.34
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00:42:12.44
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00:42:13.85
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00:42:17.06
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00:42:19.04
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00:42:19.16
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00:42:22.36
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00:42:23.60
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00:42:27.44
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00:42:27.61
gav
ah

00:42:29.87
Chibbs
The roadie runs out with a table a knife. They put the mic next to it so you can hear that.

00:42:32.46
Mad Dog
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00:42:33.15
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but but

00:42:37.24
gav
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00:42:37.21
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00:42:38.07
Chibbs
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00:42:44.99
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00:42:45.98
Chibbs
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00:42:46.24
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00:42:46.81
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00:42:50.76
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00:42:52.99
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00:42:56.84
gav
ha ha ha.

00:42:57.58
Mad Dog
turn down the lights and put the smoke machine on so it's like a Vietnamese opium den for like that.

00:43:03.47
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00:43:04.79
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do He's like, oh, my finger. oh my blood.

00:43:12.46
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00:43:21.74
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00:43:21.79
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00:43:21.78
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00:43:22.43
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00:43:23.28
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00:43:23.28
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He's in Sopranos?

00:43:24.88
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00:43:26.41
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00:43:27.63
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00:43:27.60
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00:43:30.86
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00:43:31.67
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00:43:34.17
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00:43:35.70
Chibbs
Steven Van Zandt.

00:43:35.77
Mad Dog
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00:43:39.15
Chibbs
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00:43:44.20
gav
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00:43:44.67
Mad Dog
Oh, is he

00:43:46.24
Chibbs
Yeah, that's Steven Van Zandt.

00:43:46.38
Mad Dog
Yeah, he is.

00:43:47.76
Chibbs
He is the guitarist of the E Street Band.

00:43:48.05
Mad Dog
is. Yeah. That's right.

00:43:50.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:50.69
Mad Dog
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00:43:51.35
gav
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00:43:51.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:51.42
Bevo
They had Tom Morello for a bit too.

00:43:51.71
gav
what ah What a fucking career.

00:43:52.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:43:53.89
Chibbs
What a career.

00:43:54.00
Mad Dog
He was good in that.

00:43:55.48
Chibbs
He's unbelievable in it.

00:43:56.59
Bevo
Yeah.

00:43:56.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:43:57.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:57.46
Bevo
And um Max Weinberg, the drummer is, ah was he like Conan O'Brien's drummer?

00:44:00.74
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00:44:01.69
Chibbs
It was Conan's drummer.

00:44:02.65
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00:44:03.06
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00:44:03.32
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00:44:03.88
Bevo
Pretty cool.

00:44:04.08
Chibbs
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00:44:06.40
Bevo
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00:44:06.63
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00:44:06.74
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00:44:08.01
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00:44:08.45
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00:44:08.90
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00:44:09.28
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00:44:09.59
Bevo
Got fired.

00:44:11.25
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00:44:14.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:44:18.92
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Like just, you know, never thought about it, but like to think that fuck two amazing drummers doing two fucking awesome things.

00:44:26.74
Bevo
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00:44:27.02
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If you're not a drummer, you probably don't care.

00:44:27.34
Bevo
you reckon in in the back in the Weinberg household, he's like, no, son of mine, we'll put on a mask and play heavy metal music.

00:44:27.96
gav
So different things as well.

00:44:32.75
gav
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00:44:32.76
Mad Dog
Oid.

00:44:34.85
gav
ah

00:44:35.37
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Yeah. Actually, now that think about it, Max Weinberg is probably very disappointed in Jay Weinberg. um

00:44:41.62
gav
Picturing him like...

00:44:41.80
Bevo
got fired, didn't he?

00:44:43.42
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00:44:44.15
Bevo
He got fired from Slipknot, didn't he?

00:44:44.91
gav
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00:44:45.52
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00:44:46.31
gav
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00:44:46.28
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00:44:46.92
Bevo
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00:44:47.75
Mad Dog
id

00:44:48.37
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, they went with um Elon Casagrande. I'm pretty sure his name is.

00:44:50.99
Bevo
Yeah.

00:44:51.18
gav
because that It's because his dad stormed into his room and took his second kick off him.

00:44:52.72
Bevo
Eloy.

00:44:54.42
gav
No double kicking in this house.

00:44:55.56
Chibbs
Thank you.

00:44:55.90
gav
And then he got to slipknot band practice and they were like, bruh, you need the other one.

00:44:56.95
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He grabs his...

00:45:01.19
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00:45:05.06
gav
ah

00:45:07.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:45:08.59
Bevo
No son of mine!

00:45:08.63
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And he's like, all right, guys, let's let's play sick. I've got to play traditional grip. Sorry if it's if I can't keep up. Sorry about that. And he's just sitting there watching him, like clicking in tempo. Come Come on.

00:45:22.17
Bevo
he's put He's put up a poster of fucking Dave Lombardo on his wall instead of Putty Rich or something.

00:45:26.01
gav
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00:45:26.29
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but

00:45:27.39
gav
yeah

00:45:31.63
Chibbs
The drum sound is actually a snare rim looped through a gated reverb. It is an early experiment of drum sampling.

00:45:40.73
gav
ah

00:45:40.96
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00:45:41.80
Bevo
Checks out.

00:45:42.78
Chibbs
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00:45:43.53
Bevo
He's just coming to the studio. He's like, click. He's like, that's all you're fucking getting. what are we going to do about this?

00:45:47.13
Chibbs
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00:45:49.34
gav
ah

00:45:49.44
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He's

00:45:50.63
Chibbs
and

00:45:50.83
Mad Dog
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00:45:52.55
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what do you mean?

00:45:52.62
gav
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00:45:52.91
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is like, we are drum we are experimenting with drum sampling. So we're in the experimental stages.

00:45:57.61
Mad Dog
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00:45:58.47
Chibbs
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00:45:59.90
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00:46:01.28
Chibbs
We don't need to. Apparently recorded the the vocals very late at night, but the studio lights dimmed way down to match the after-hours lust vibe.

00:46:02.56
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00:46:12.10
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oh

00:46:12.91
gav
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00:46:13.11
Bevo
I would have thought they would have set him on fire to record it, but if you really want to get the vibe.

00:46:13.24
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:46:13.87
gav
Rip a solo

00:46:15.50
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Yeah, i was going to say.

00:46:18.30
Chibbs
and the producer, John Landau, said that he wanted to add guitar solos all over it, and then Springsteen was like, no, we're not fucking doing that.

00:46:23.51
Bevo
What?

00:46:28.21
Chibbs
He's like, no, we're not doing it.

00:46:28.51
gav
over it.

00:46:30.75
Chibbs
Imagine it was solo. Actually, can you do that, Bevo? Can you just get the fire and do nothing but fucking solo for two minutes?

00:46:34.78
gav
rip

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00:46:35.43
gav
rip a solo over

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but By the way.

00:46:37.34
Bevo
Probably not, but yeah.

00:46:39.65
Chibbs
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00:46:39.75
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um let me deviate for like literally 14 seconds bevo the best video you ever did reckon personally was um when you when you did the whole notes and you're like imagine if daryl hall yeah you're like imagine if something happened when daryl hall said listen to this and then you did a solo over fuck it was awesome oh i probably would have a yeah well you should try and do more of that anyway going back to it do a solo over this song

00:46:49.66
gav
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00:46:54.71
Chibbs
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00:46:54.74
Bevo
Yeah, tikok TikTok silenced that. Like, yeah, cut it off, but.

00:47:02.86
Bevo
Not many songs that say listen to this and don't have anything that happens afterwards.

00:47:05.85
gav
ah Listen to this.

00:47:06.38
Chibbs
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00:47:07.84
Chibbs
All

00:47:10.34
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Like this song. Do do this song.

00:47:11.67
Bevo
Give me some suggestions and I'll do it.

00:47:13.33
Chibbs
right, is there a video?

00:47:13.83
gav
This song.

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This song.

00:47:15.53
Chibbs
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00:47:17.44
gav
There is a video.

00:47:18.75
Chibbs
oh

00:47:22.96
Bevo
Are we going to get the thing?

00:47:23.26
gav
Hit it

00:47:25.43
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I can't hear it.

00:47:25.67
Bevo
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00:47:26.49
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00:47:26.86
Bevo
wait

00:47:28.23
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00:47:32.96
gav
is it? Is it playing and we're just not hearing it? What the fuck?

00:47:35.49
Chibbs
It did play!

00:47:36.74
Bevo
No, didn't play.

00:47:36.82
Mad Dog
It didn't play.

00:47:36.85
Chibbs
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00:47:37.05
gav
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00:47:39.27
Chibbs
It did-

00:47:40.77
gav
Video factor. Gavin A.K.A.

00:47:43.09
Bevo
ah

00:47:43.11
Chibbs
I heard it?

00:47:44.41
gav
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A.A.K.A.

00:47:45.93
Chibbs
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00:47:46.48
gav
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Gavin P.

00:47:48.51
Bevo
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00:47:48.92
gav
wow

00:47:49.19
Chibbs
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00:47:50.94
Bevo
Music video summary.

00:47:51.20
Chibbs
and It went on my end.

00:47:53.67
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With Gavin.

00:47:54.31
Chibbs
I don't know. I don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:47:55.58
gav
That's me.

00:47:56.76
Chibbs
Anyway, it did go.

00:47:58.41
gav
ah Springsteen plays a mechanic. Yeah, like he's ever done a day of labor in his life.

00:48:05.07
Bevo
Good joke. Woo-hoo!

00:48:08.10
Mad Dog
That is a great joke, Gavin.

00:48:08.86
Bevo
Classic.

00:48:10.00
gav
Thank you. Thank you, IR.

00:48:11.29
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um

00:48:11.46
Bevo
it's It's also heavily implied that he wants to fuck the car.

00:48:11.76
gav
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00:48:14.59
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00:48:17.72
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00:48:18.25
gav
oh but

00:48:18.96
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Is it, are you saying he like when you say he hasn't done a day of labor in his life, are you saying like he's never actually worked? Because I don't know anything about him. Yeah.

00:48:28.87
gav
Oh, let me ask my ghost Bevo, what did that joke mean?

00:48:28.91
Mad Dog
I don't think he's worked.

00:48:29.40
Bevo
he He very much portrays himself

00:48:30.37
Chibbs
No, he's never worked.

00:48:34.82
Bevo
Well, Springsteen portrays himself as very working class, like fucking clocking in the morning kind guy.

00:48:35.71
Chibbs
Yeah,

00:48:40.51
Mad Dog
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00:48:40.82
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00:48:41.54
Mad Dog
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00:48:41.59
Bevo
But he's been a fucking rock star for most of his life.

00:48:45.05
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00:48:45.15
Chibbs
he's never worked.

00:48:45.21
Mad Dog
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00:48:45.37
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like

00:48:46.17
Chibbs
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00:48:46.36
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Like a Johnny Cash...

00:48:46.53
Bevo
He's like blue collar, but he's he's very white collar. I think he's, yeah.

00:48:50.22
Mad Dog
yeah

00:48:50.32
gav
yeah

00:48:50.41
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Like Johnny Cash going to prison vibe. Like, I don't think he went prison properly.

00:48:53.26
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. He went to prison.

00:48:55.15
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

00:48:55.30
Bevo
He might have visited one.

00:48:55.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:55.97
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Yeah, well, I did get that vibe.

00:48:57.67
Chibbs
the

00:48:59.27
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Sorry, Chibs.

00:49:00.23
Chibbs
The video, it was banned by MTV ah for its suggestive tone, even though there was no physical contact at all in it.

00:49:08.45
gav
oh Holy shit.

00:49:09.09
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That's weird.

00:49:10.11
Bevo
Yeah, because he wakes up in the middle of the night and he he goes to his car and he starts stroking it intimately.

00:49:10.70
Chibbs
And...

00:49:14.51
Chibbs
Well, yeah, it was the the first...

00:49:14.63
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00:49:15.34
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:49:16.27
Chibbs
It was also his first ever video where he didn't have any live performance in it. um And it won Best Male Video at the MTV Music Video Awards.

00:49:25.37
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It's a fucking shit video.

00:49:25.81
gav
Okay.

00:49:26.45
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I will definitely say that. um ah Like, going back to the late with, like, it doesn't work thing, because he he comes out from under the car and it seems like he's been greased up.

00:49:39.11
Chibbs
cut the brakes

00:49:39.09
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00:49:41.93
gav
but

00:49:42.46
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I think if you're... fuck

00:49:44.08
gav
i'd love it I'd love it in the background of the next shot. You just see that car rolling, like dead roll down the hill.

00:49:52.59
Bevo
ah ah

00:49:54.54
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Um, it comes out from under the car and she, and he's like, he's all, he's like perfectly greased up. It's like, he's put on this mechanics outfit and they've gone like, all right, all right now, Bruce, we need to make you look like you're a, you're mechanic mate.

00:50:02.23
Mad Dog
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00:50:08.69
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And they've just like got a handful of grease and like beautifully smeared it all over him.

00:50:09.93
Bevo
Brucey baby.

00:50:11.67
Mad Dog
Just strategically graced.

00:50:13.38
Chibbs
Oh

00:50:14.76
Mad Dog
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00:50:14.76
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00:50:17.32
Mad Dog
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00:50:17.82
gav
I would strategically grease Springsteen. I'll just say that right now.

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00:50:21.75
Mad Dog
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Mad Dog
um

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00:50:23.39
Mad Dog
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00:50:25.90
Mad Dog
I found a great comment.

00:50:29.32
Chibbs
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00:50:29.69
gav
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00:50:31.68
Mad Dog
um Now, this unhinged person actually wrote three comments in a row and signed off, site like you'll you'll soon see.

00:50:39.77
gav
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00:50:44.66
Mad Dog
um This is actually on Genius Lyrics. Okay. Okay.

00:50:48.55
Bevo
Hey.

00:50:49.05
Mad Dog
one of my One of my male co-workers emailed this song to me and I was absolutely stunned by it because it is so very suggestive and absolutely suggestive and a fair.

00:50:59.43
Mad Dog
And I police ah politely ruined him down because I love my husband very much and I'd never, absolutely never, ever cheat on him just because someone asked me to do that.

00:51:11.46
Mad Dog
Not made that way at all, but I like this song very much and I'll probably listen to it again tomorrow because it's nice and calming and not hard rock and it's mellow enough for me to enjoy again tomorrow after my breakfast and before lunch and dinner.

00:51:25.21
Mad Dog
Sincerely yours, Carla Jepsen from Woodland Hills, California, USA.

00:51:28.88
Chibbs
um

00:51:29.63
gav
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00:51:29.96
Bevo
Wow. Wow. I've got one just like it, actually. haven't i haven't finished reading this, so I'm going to find out at the same time as you what's happening here. But this is on YouTube. Bilbo to Shire, four days ago.

00:51:42.96
Bevo
Man, I love this song and the memories of all the beaver slash bush I let get by being a decent person. Sorry, a descent person. One, I scolded. Please hold your applause till the end.

00:51:53.09
gav
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00:51:54.17
Bevo
One, I scolded one night during field training and she was all silent all the way back to our bio vac.

00:51:54.62
gav
yeah

00:52:00.21
Bevo
When we got there, she turned to me and told me that she had plans of getting in my sleeping bag with me, but now she was going to make me wait one year.

00:52:00.61
Mad Dog
you

00:52:06.51
Chibbs
you

00:52:08.17
Bevo
My inner circle partners were partying so hard I had forgot, and then came the knock on my door.

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00:52:13.63
Bevo
Very soft knock. She was standing there in an oriental kimono that hung open, and she knew that...

00:52:17.49
gav
all no

00:52:20.69
Bevo
And she knew I would like that view.

00:52:20.90
gav
yeah

00:52:22.92
Bevo
She also had a fifth of Jack Daniel Black Label, which she knew I drank. We were in the barracks and I could hear doors softly closing. So I turned her around and headed back to her room and she fought me all the way.

00:52:35.05
Bevo
She later married another guy and I just shook my head knowing I had saved myself from being kicked out of the army. God bless!

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00:52:45.62
gav
So wait, he didn't fuck her? What is happening?

00:52:47.59
Chibbs
yeah

00:52:48.38
gav
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00:52:50.90
gav
Holy Jesus. oh

00:52:52.92
Bevo
He did the right thing, though.

00:52:53.25
Mad Dog
An oriental commode.

00:52:56.50
gav
but

00:52:56.86
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00:52:58.63
gav
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00:53:00.05
Mad Dog
Yeah, how romantic is the word bio-vac?

00:53:04.10
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00:53:04.89
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00:53:04.98
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00:53:07.86
Chibbs
Are they in fucking space? What the fuck?

00:53:09.79
gav
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00:53:09.84
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ah

00:53:10.24
Bevo
yeah

00:53:10.39
Chibbs
What the fuck? What about?

00:53:12.09
gav
What's with this? can Okay, I've got a much shorter one and it's not as deranged, but it's just not the vibe. um This one's from Scott Halfeck. listen to Loved listening to this song with my dad in his HVAC service van for years. And when my parents were divorced, I used to sleep on an old army cot with a flannelette shirt for a pillow.

00:53:34.40
gav
I miss my dad. Passed in 2011. Crying emoji.

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00:53:40.88
gav
What the fuck is any of this?

00:53:42.82
Chibbs
who I'm on fire.

00:53:43.63
Mad Dog
Why would you write that?

00:53:47.14
gav
oh

00:53:49.10
Mad Dog
Oh my God.

00:53:49.88
Chibbs
Is there Bruce Springsteen set list?

00:53:52.69
Bevo
Yes, hit it.

00:53:56.88
Bevo
Great sounds of the theme song there.

00:53:59.20
gav
Yeah, love this love this theme song.

00:53:59.18
Chibbs
Yeah, that's it.

00:53:59.83
Mad Dog
No.

00:53:59.98
Chibbs
that's yeah That was the song. It just went. I don't know what the fact um ah don't know if you guys are pranking me.

00:54:03.91
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Is the video fact...

00:54:04.21
Bevo
I can hear it.

00:54:04.74
Mad Dog
that

00:54:04.89
Bevo
Yep.

00:54:06.37
Mad Dog
i

00:54:06.42
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00:54:06.55
Chibbs
It definitely went.

00:54:06.80
gav
and is it Is it still going or is it finished?

00:54:07.11
Mad Dog
this

00:54:09.29
Chibbs
It's done.

00:54:09.61
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00:54:09.85
Chibbs
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00:54:11.21
Bevo
If you have...

00:54:12.74
gav
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00:54:15.24
Bevo
um

00:54:16.58
Chibbs
Go, go, go.

00:54:16.67
Bevo
If you don't know it by now, go back an episode and it'll be there. um We got the Land of Hope and Dreams tour at Rio Arena, San Sebastian, Spain, Ethben, June 24th, 2025.

00:54:30.94
Bevo
Bruce is famous for doing very long set lists.

00:54:34.36
gav
Well, awesome.

00:54:34.42
Bevo
And even as a, like, I'm not a huge fan, but I'm a casual fan. If I turned up for the encore and nothing else, I would still get a pretty good Bruce Springsteen show, I think.

00:54:44.17
gav
Wow.

00:54:45.44
Bevo
um So 32 songs in total, but 24 in the first set and then the rest for the encore.

00:54:45.77
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:54:48.05
gav
How many songs?

00:54:51.06
gav
Fuck.

00:54:54.93
Mad Dog
On course. Yeah. Right.

00:54:56.13
Bevo
So eight songs for the encore.

00:54:56.81
Chibbs
Fuck.

00:54:58.45
Mad Dog
I'm going to go third last.

00:54:58.65
Chibbs
Jeez.

00:55:01.85
Chibbs
I fucking forgot what song we're doing.

00:55:04.12
Bevo
I'm on fire.

00:55:04.28
Chibbs
I'm going Eh.

00:55:04.68
anaconda cock dick
Ooh, I'm on fire.

00:55:04.99
gav
ah Paint the town red.

00:55:05.84
Bevo
Also the tour, a bit more information, it's the tour but debut for this song.

00:55:06.87
Chibbs
Eh. Tenth.

00:55:11.33
Chibbs
Tenth.

00:55:11.65
Mad Dog
Oh!

00:55:12.09
Bevo
He doesn't do it often.

00:55:13.59
Chibbs
Tenth.

00:55:13.78
gav
Really? There you go.

00:55:15.19
Bevo
10th.

00:55:16.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:55:17.78
Mad Dog
Third last.

00:55:17.91
Bevo
Throw them out. Third last.

00:55:19.17
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I reckon there's no way it's second last.

00:55:19.68
gav
I'm going...

00:55:21.37
anaconda cock dick
So I can't, there's no fucking way it's second last. I reckon I'm just going to choose a random number. Fifth. Fifth.

00:55:29.71
gav
I'm going 26th.

00:55:29.71
Bevo
All right.

00:55:30.99
gav
I'm going the second song... Sorry, second song in the encore.

00:55:34.44
Bevo
Encore.

00:55:35.12
gav
Is that 26th? Whatever the fuck that is.

00:55:36.07
Bevo
Yeah, you're right. ah No, it's 19th. So towards the end, but not at the end.

00:55:40.05
gav
Ah, classic 19th. A classic 19th.

00:55:42.09
Bevo
Yeah.

00:55:43.57
Mad Dog
19th hole. Mm-hmm.

00:55:45.07
Bevo
And I've heard, i've I've actually heard people say they've gone to Springsteen concerts not been a fan, but like left a fan. So maybe it's, you got to see it live to understand.

00:55:53.76
Chibbs
Maybe you've got to see it.

00:55:54.73
gav
Yeah, fair.

00:55:54.98
Chibbs
Maybe got to see it.

00:55:55.18
Mad Dog
Really?

00:55:58.82
Bevo
yeah

00:55:59.54
Chibbs
Okay, Legacy here. It reached number six on the Billboard Hot 100, number one in the Netherlands and Belgium.

00:56:06.38
Bevo
Did I say it was like that the Born to Run album had like seven singles and this was maybe the fifth of seven.

00:56:06.52
Mad Dog
Really?

00:56:06.88
gav
Okay. Jesus.

00:56:13.20
Chibbs
Right, okay.

00:56:13.26
gav
Fuck.

00:56:14.06
Mad Dog
Right. Yep.

00:56:14.61
Bevo
It's one of those monster.

00:56:15.34
Chibbs
Helped push Born USA to sell over 30 million copies worldwide.

00:56:16.81
Mad Dog
yeah

00:56:20.58
Chibbs
It's frequently used in film and TV. ah It's been covered by a lot of people. Johnny Cash, Tony Amos. Rolling Stone ranked it among Springsteen's top 20 songs of all time.

00:56:34.35
gav
ah

00:56:34.37
Chibbs
Springsteen's.

00:56:35.50
gav
ah yeah that's a weird fucking list

00:56:36.63
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:56:39.43
Chibbs
All right, net worth. I will play the song even though you fuckers can't hear it.

00:56:46.28
Bevo
Swish, nothing but net worth.

00:56:46.41
gav
oh good song nothing but net worth come from the earth nothing but net worth nothing but net worth

00:56:48.32
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Net Worth. Love that song.

00:56:49.82
Bevo
Cash flow vibes spittas, spittas, spittas, sp

00:56:52.83
anaconda cock dick
You're now listening to the Net Worth theme song.

00:56:55.80
Chibbs
Okay, Bruce Springsteen's net in 2025.

00:56:58.30
anaconda cock dick
Love that song.

00:56:59.28
Chibbs
What do you think it is, dog?

00:57:02.18
Mad Dog
um I was thinking about this. ah fuck Chuck out mil.

00:57:07.23
Chibbs
Bevo?

00:57:08.28
Bevo
i reckon he's a rich rich man i'm going say half a bitle five hundred

00:57:12.61
Chibbs
Okay, what do you reckon?

00:57:13.91
gav
I was going to go quarter Billy. I was going to go 250 flat. So me and Mad Dog in the same ballpark.

00:57:18.60
Mad Dog
yeah yep

00:57:20.94
anaconda cock dick
$380 trillion.

00:57:25.25
Mad Dog
wow

00:57:25.42
Bevo
He's got Musk money.

00:57:25.91
Chibbs
Fuck, that's...

00:57:27.38
gav
Oh,

00:57:27.42
Chibbs
Jeez. Oh my god. ah It's worth $420 million. dollars

00:57:32.74
Mad Dog
Oh, that's all you know.

00:57:32.77
gav
wo Bevo.

00:57:32.84
Bevo
ah

00:57:34.01
gav
Bevo takes it.

00:57:35.16
Chibbs
ah He recently sold his entire catalogue to Sony.

00:57:35.86
gav
Shit.

00:57:36.61
Bevo
He's...

00:57:39.39
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:57:39.44
Bevo
ah yeah.

00:57:39.46
Chibbs
So...

00:57:40.51
gav
but um Do we know how much that one particular sale was?

00:57:40.57
Bevo
It makes you wonder how much before that.

00:57:43.23
gav
Yeah.

00:57:43.39
Chibbs
Uh, yeah, it it was like 300 million or something.

00:57:48.41
gav
Oh my god.

00:57:49.15
Bevo
You know, the interesting thing there is like a lot of people are doing that now, selling off their catalog. And it's like, what but do they know that we don't they need all this money?

00:57:54.02
Chibbs
Hmm.

00:57:56.63
gav
ah

00:57:58.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:58.91
gav
yeah

00:57:59.07
Bevo
don't know.

00:57:59.24
Chibbs
Well, they're just old and they're like, give me the monies.

00:57:59.51
Bevo
Very sus.

00:58:02.61
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They're like, I've only got a hundred million.

00:58:02.92
Bevo
But they're not retiring.

00:58:03.01
Chibbs
I like the monies now. Yeah.

00:58:03.92
Bevo
That's the thing.

00:58:05.63
anaconda cock dick
Like, i just don't understand. Like when you're, when you're as old as springy and you got maybe like 200 million and you're like, I could probably increase this to 380 million if I sell everything off.

00:58:16.33
anaconda cock dick
It's like, do you really need that extra money?

00:58:18.69
Bevo
Yeah, what what what are you going to use it for?

00:58:18.85
anaconda cock dick
Like, are you, are you going to be short?

00:58:19.11
Chibbs
Yes. Yes. Yes.

00:58:21.33
anaconda cock dick
Like,

00:58:21.71
Chibbs
Yep.

00:58:23.14
Mad Dog
They all want the money. Yeah.

00:58:25.51
anaconda cock dick
he's like, I want to live in, I want to buy a house

00:58:25.78
Bevo
It's an interesting thing to think about.

00:58:27.77
Chibbs
He's probably got a mate. He's probably got a mate that's worth a billion and he's fucking poor compared to him.

00:58:32.30
Bevo
Yeah. in convert do you yeah it's ah It's that thing they say, they say it's like um expense rises to meet income.

00:58:33.03
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:58:33.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, i they laugh about him.

00:58:33.62
gav
For sure, for sure.

00:58:33.70
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:58:35.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:35.95
anaconda cock dick
He's...

00:58:35.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58:41.09
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:58:41.41
Bevo
So it's like, if you make more money, you get a better house.

00:58:41.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:43.57
Bevo
You still have to pay the same relative amount of mortgage, you know?

00:58:47.02
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:58:47.76
gav
Mm, yep.

00:58:48.26
anaconda cock dick
And he's like, I, um...

00:58:48.32
Bevo
And then it's the super rich people, their money makes money. So that's why they have to keep making money because it's all just fucking stacking. Yeah.

00:58:56.30
anaconda cock dick
He's like, now that I'm this rich, I have to, like every day that I'm alive, I have to buy 80 room mansion.

00:58:56.80
Mad Dog
It's crazy.

00:59:05.45
anaconda cock dick
Every, I live in it for one day. the next day i buy another one for that day. The next day buy another one for that.

00:59:11.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:11.86
anaconda cock dick
If I want to drive to the shops, I buy a Ferrari. I drive in it.

00:59:14.57
Bevo
phone If I need new clothes, I buy Kmart.

00:59:16.25
anaconda cock dick
When I want to drive home, I buy another Ferrari.

00:59:16.54
Mad Dog
yeah

00:59:18.82
gav
i black cameut And then steal clothes.

00:59:19.78
Mad Dog
Then it goes on the trash heap.

00:59:22.08
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, I leave the Ferrari there.

00:59:22.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:23.52
anaconda cock dick
I buy another Ferrari to drive home.

00:59:26.24
Bevo
What's that? There's a Simpsons quote that's like perfect for this.

00:59:27.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:28.11
Bevo
or He's like, as long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.

00:59:33.66
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:59:34.57
anaconda cock dick
Yeah,

00:59:34.72
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:59:35.06
anaconda cock dick
I'm not greedy.

00:59:37.36
Chibbs
ah But as long as you know I am on fire, though. All right, let's write this shit.

00:59:40.46
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Yeah.

00:59:45.11
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Motherfuckers, this is it.

00:59:48.57
Bevo
deing

00:59:49.97
anaconda cock dick
Now it's time to rate my shit.

00:59:54.49
Chibbs
Okay, what are we going to write it out of

00:59:55.55
Bevo
With Bevo.

00:59:57.54
gav
hu That's me.

00:59:58.59
Chibbs
we What are going to write it out of?

01:00:01.62
gav
Oh God. How, how, how long you've been on fire?

01:00:03.29
Mad Dog
Blood and cum-soaked sheets?

01:00:03.92
Bevo
Flame.

01:00:05.18
anaconda cock dick
Yes.

01:00:05.26
Bevo
yeah

01:00:05.81
Chibbs
like yeah yeah yeah okay length of length of time on fire 10 minutes 10 minutes you have been completely on fire uh and you were and you are now dead yeah uh one minute you're on fire and you are severely injured um and going to spend a lot of time in the hospital but live so you you won what do you give this out of 10 gav

01:00:07.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:00:07.34
gav
don't

01:00:08.92
Bevo
Color flame.

01:00:10.08
Mad Dog
How long?

01:00:11.67
anaconda cock dick
How long the blood and cum smoke smoke.

01:00:16.89
Bevo
How long have you been in the kiln?

01:00:27.53
gav
ah

01:00:31.53
Mad Dog
Yeah,

01:00:36.64
gav
I probably liked it less before I knew how fucking deranged these lyrics were if I'm honest yeah it's a good song i'llll I'll hit it at a 3 I'll give it a 3

01:00:48.78
Chibbs
Okay, good. Bevo?

01:00:51.78
Bevo
I'm going to one. i like it. I like Bruce. I like this.

01:00:53.86
gav
yeah

01:00:55.40
Chibbs
Dog?

01:00:57.66
Mad Dog
yeah I like it as well. Good tune of his too.

01:01:00.99
Bevo
Your face, Dan.

01:01:03.42
Chibbs
Southern?

01:01:03.56
gav
We've got a one, a two, a three. You know what to do, Southern.

01:01:07.56
anaconda cock dick
What's wrong with you people?

01:01:09.41
gav
ah

01:01:10.69
anaconda cock dick
This is enough. This is like not a song.

01:01:13.45
gav
I like Mr. Bungle.

01:01:14.90
anaconda cock dick
This is like, this is like, uh, this is barely like a outro of a song that leads into another song.

01:01:15.21
Chibbs
Yeah, he does.

01:01:23.33
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It's not even really a song.

01:01:24.04
Chibbs
Hmm.

01:01:25.16
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There's no substance in it.

01:01:25.24
Chibbs
Hmm. Yeah.

01:01:26.58
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Um, the, the only good bit is the, o i um for I think that's catchy.

01:01:31.61
Bevo
20% of the song.

01:01:31.67
anaconda cock dick
So it redeems it from a 10.

01:01:32.46
Bevo
It's short. so

01:01:33.50
anaconda cock dick
and routines Yeah.

01:01:33.82
gav
a

01:01:34.95
anaconda cock dick
It's not a 10. It's a nine for me.

01:01:37.17
Chibbs
yeah

01:01:37.20
anaconda cock dick
I think I honestly just like, I was surprised that it's, that this is what the song is.

01:01:37.54
gav
Wow.

01:01:38.49
Mad Dog
Wow.

01:01:42.04
anaconda cock dick
I was like, is that it? When it played, I was like, that's fucking a Bruce Springsteen song. Well, that's the second one.

01:01:47.76
gav
It's short, punchy.

01:01:49.13
anaconda cock dick
Anyway, I don't think it's good at all. And the lyrics, I was like, how the fuck does it have these lyrics in it? I don't think it's good. nine

01:01:56.87
Mad Dog
wow

01:01:57.50
Chibbs
Yeah, no, fair enough. i honestly, I didn't know this song either. like i'm Like, I'm sure I've heard that it is a Bruce Springsteen song.

01:02:04.49
Bevo
um

01:02:04.74
Chibbs
So I thought it was going to be like a fucking, like, this must go hard because it's a Bruce Springsteen song.

01:02:09.40
Bevo
born in the USA kind of yeah this is a loop

01:02:11.05
Chibbs
Yeah, born in the USA, de said you know, that sort of thing. And then it's like, and it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:20.33
gav
but

01:02:21.54
Chibbs
And it it was fucking weird and whatever.

01:02:22.29
gav
this this is some This is some experimental drum sampling.

01:02:25.33
Chibbs
And I'm like, is this is it an interlude?

01:02:25.65
gav
Hmm.

01:02:29.33
Chibbs
Like, he did I put the wrong thing on?

01:02:29.69
Bevo
it's yeah it feels like that hey

01:02:30.77
Chibbs
Did I put the interlude? it fades in, it fades out.

01:02:33.96
Bevo
Fades in and fades out.

01:02:34.56
Chibbs
And you're like, and I'm like,

01:02:34.84
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. And it's two minutes long and...

01:02:37.77
Chibbs
Is this a song that you would go, ah fuck, fucky hope he plays I'm on fire, you know?

01:02:41.83
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No.

01:02:44.57
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No.

01:02:44.63
Chibbs
Because I'm just like, that was, what the fuck was that?

01:02:45.01
Bevo
yeah But it's one of his big ones. One of his really big ones.

01:02:48.64
Chibbs
and is one of these big songs weird. So i was just like, well, I guess that happened and now I don't care.

01:02:56.56
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No.

01:02:56.62
Chibbs
So that puts me as a, we got a dog, five.

01:03:01.18
gav
Nice.

01:03:01.31
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Yeah.

01:03:02.66
gav
There's been a couple of these lately.

01:03:03.14
anaconda cock dick
ah You know how you said interlude? that's That's what I meant with my, like, fuck.

01:03:05.66
gav
You're talking over the Got a Dog song. horny pest. Oh, yeah.

01:03:08.13
Chibbs
No, yeah, it is. so it just didn't see. I'm like, that's not a song. That's just like a bit of a song that you got, an idea of a song you came up with.

01:03:12.78
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Yeah, that that is what you send someone going, here's some ideas I've got.

01:03:15.49
Bevo
It's a mood more than a song, I think.

01:03:18.63
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I've got some ideas for a song.

01:03:18.94
Chibbs
Yeah, but the mood is fucking being a pedophile.

01:03:21.44
Bevo
ah

01:03:21.49
Chibbs
Like, I mean, what's the mood?

01:03:22.47
gav
but

01:03:23.05
Chibbs
Like, Jesus Christ.

01:03:23.24
Bevo
pest. ah A horny pest.

01:03:24.14
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No.

01:03:25.70
gav
ah

01:03:26.34
Bevo
Yeah.

01:03:26.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:03:27.19
gav
ah horny pest

01:03:28.31
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like, come on.

01:03:28.46
Bevo
Yeah,

01:03:28.67
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Can you hear me?

01:03:29.32
gav
oh yeah

01:03:29.35
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Yeah.

01:03:31.97
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Oh, sorry.

01:03:32.48
gav
Nice.

01:03:32.47
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My thing's got a little tick on it.

01:03:32.59
Bevo
yeah. enough man yeah

01:03:33.97
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I thought I, I thought it had uploaded.

01:03:34.51
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

01:03:36.03
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Um, no, um I'm just agreeing with you. Yeah. Like it's not, it's, it's like what you send someone you go here's some ideas for a song and granted the ideas are not terrible, but it's not a song, man.

01:03:47.10
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It's not a song.

01:03:47.50
gav
ah

01:03:48.11
Bevo
You tell Bruce that.

01:03:48.65
Chibbs
Nah, this is a song.

01:03:50.24
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I fucking will.

01:03:50.52
Chibbs
It's not a song. Yeah, it's it's it's the rough idea rough idea for a song, a potential song.

01:03:57.26
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Yeah. It's no, it doesn't start.

01:03:57.81
Chibbs
That's it.

01:03:57.99
Bevo
Which is funny because it didn't make the cut of the album full of rough i ideas.

01:03:58.94
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It doesn't end.

01:04:03.41
gav
All right.

01:04:03.76
Chibbs
Yeah, weird. Weird, weird, weird.

01:04:04.96
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It doesn't start.

01:04:05.51
Chibbs
All right.

01:04:05.56
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it doesn't end. It's got one good line. Grease. Grease. you later.

01:04:09.32
Chibbs
Grease lightning.

01:04:09.52
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Bye. I was going to say, Bruce, grease yourself back up and get in the studio. Write another hit, mate.

01:04:17.49
Bevo
Grease Springsteen.

01:04:19.49
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Grease.

01:04:19.59
Bevo
Keep talking, walk, keep talking.

01:04:20.09
gav
it a

01:04:20.31
Chibbs
very

01:04:20.73
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Bruce Dean.

01:04:20.88
Mad Dog
It...

01:04:21.58
Chibbs
Grace Springsteen. ah Thanks, fellas.

01:04:24.55
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Bye.

01:04:24.94
Bevo
ah We need to do Greased Lightning actually is a song because he talks about pussy wagon in that one.

01:04:25.36
Chibbs
Everyone else, go get fucked.

01:04:25.79
gav
but

01:04:29.33
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Oh, yeah.

01:04:31.30
gav
nice

01:04:32.07
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Does he say tits of cream?

01:04:32.30
Chibbs
Okay.

01:04:35.40
Bevo
Chicks will cream for Greased Lightning.

01:04:39.35
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God, that's much better.

01:04:39.82
gav
That's still pretty hectic. Alright, I'm gonna get the fucking

01:04:41.02
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That's much better.

01:04:41.26
Bevo
It's all about his penis, not his car.

01:04:44.96
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Bye.

01:04:45.63
Bevo
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.

01:04:46.79
Mad Dog
it

01:04:47.09
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Go fuck yourself everywhere.